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Judy: Hello Emma. Happy eighteenth birthday.
Jack: Right now that seems so far away, seventeen years.
Judy: Yes, you'll be all grown up by then. We'll be... Well your grandfather and I might not be here.
Jack: That's true! This message could becoming to you from beyond the grave, Emma!
Judy: After all, my parents died very young.
Jack: And my cholesterol's off the charts!
Judy: Remember, Emma, heart disease kills women too!
Ross: Ok, cut! Great. That was... that was just... yeah!
Rachel: Ross, um, don't forget to get a shot of Emma's cake. It's in a box in the fridge.
Rachel: Oh, you're gonna love this cake. I got it from a bakery in New Jersey, Corino's.
Monica: Oh my God, that place has the creamiest frosting! I use to hitchhike there when I was a kid.
Rachel: Well, anyway, they make these great novelty cakes, in all different shapes, and if you give them a photo, they'll copy it in icing!
Monica: Oh, did you do a picture of Emma?
Rachel: Yes! On a cake shaped like a bunny.
Ross: Uh, Rach? Does this bakery by any chance also bake erotic cakes? Say for bachelorette parties?
Rachel: Ross, what are you talking about? oh! Oh my God! They put my baby's face on a penis!
Phoebe: oh! Now it's a party!
Rachel: Why you guys this isn't funny, all right? If I wanted this cake to be a disaster I would have baked it myself!
Joey: Uh.. is it ok that I still think it looks delicious?
Judy: Jack, look at this.
Jack: I know what you're thinking Judy, the resemblance is uncanny!
Ross: I am this close to tugging on my testicles again.
Chandler: Ironically, that was the Maxim thing
Rachel: No, no, this is not what I ordered. Ok? I went all the way to New Jersey so that I could have the perfect cake for my daughter's birthday and I need a bunny cake, right now!
Ross: Ask them if it would be faster if we cut the baby's face off the penis, so we can put it on the bunny... that is a weird sentence!
Rachel: Oh! Believe you me! I am going to bring this cake back, I don't even want it in my home... Joey, don't touch it!!
Joey: I'm so confused!
Rachel: Yes, yes. I still want my daughters picture, but on a bunny cake. Yellow cake, chocolate frosting with nuts!
Chandler: To be fair this one does have nuts.