 Hey, I'm Celeste on Sprout with Cali to be entertainment and I'm here with my friend Sarah today and we're here to test out the best pickup lines so y'all don't have to. And let's see if we can also land any dates. Good things back. Back on Sprout. Celeste back. Come hang out. Are you a major because I'd like to declare you a hottie? Goodbye. Excuse me, I think you dropped something actually. Your standards? I'm Celeste. There's something on your face. Oh, it's just beauty. If you were a steak, you'd be well done. Thank you. That's all you're giving me? Really? You couldn't think of anything better than thank you. Tie your shoes. I don't want you falling for anyone else. I'm out of words. He's out of words. He's speechless because of me. I'm not drunk. I'm just intoxicated by you. By me? Who am I? Please let me know. Hi there. I was blinded by your beauty. Is it okay if I have your name and number for insurance purposes? My love for you guys is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in. I kind of missed the joke. I didn't hear it, but yeah. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back. That's a good one. Basic needs. Are you oxygen? Because I need you. Do you know if there's an airport nearby or is it just my heart taking off? Oh my god. Wait, that was so cute. That just made my day. Oh, thanks. That's a great day. Thank you. Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight? Goodbye, sir. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living? I don't know. Date you? I'm down. Hi, do you play Quidditch because you're a keeper? I don't play Quidditch. Okay, but you can still be a keeper. Oh, excuse me. You're so fine. I don't even need Berkeley dogs on you. Thank you. Y'all yeet, baby. Did I just say y'all yeet? Hey, what do you think my dress material is made out of? Silk? Girlfriend material. Excuse me. Are you trash? I take you out. I'm not. No. Because there's trash right behind me. I came over that one on the spot. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again? Pass by one more time. Oh, yeah, baby. Are you a dictionary? Because you're adding meaning to my life. Okay, great. Thanks. I have that effect on people. Just leave them speechless. Maybe it's secondhand embarrassment. Who knows? Do you have a pencil because I'd like to erase your past and rewrite our future? Sure. Oh, excuse me. On a scale of one to 10, you're nine and I'm the one that you lack. Damn. Marry me, please. I'm so down. I just saw the craziest upsexy. What? What's upsexy? Nothing much. What about you, baby? Oh, hey. Excuse me. Are you free tonight? Because my camera woman is. Word. Word. You can't get mad at me. I'm literally just trying to get you a date tonight. Can you hold this? What's a smart, attractive person like yourself doing without my phone number? What? Well, do you want me to say what's a smart, attractive person like yourself doing without my phone number? Um, I don't know. I don't. That's that's fine. I don't know how I'm still single. I'm so good at this. Because you rejected like a thousand times, dude. Can you fuck off? We're gonna edit that out. Okay. Thanks for watching and hopefully you guys are able to figure out a pickup line for this weekend. And here's one more for you. Are you from Tennessee because you should give this video a thumbs up? We'll take it.