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Krav Maga

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Published on May 31, 2014

A classic unearthed from the vaults!
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Beat by Upryz.
Directed by Jay Karas.
Camera operated by Brandie Posie.
Special thanks to Ian Brownell.

"KRAV MAGA"
Now you know that judo is Japanese
And they got karate too
And Thailand has muay thai
And China has kung fu
And they do capoeira in Rio de Janeiro
And Korea has the tae kwon do
But did you know that Israel
Has a martial art also?

Well it's called Krav maga
Krav maga
It's not Greek like baklava
It's Israeli - ooh
Like falafel - ah
Krav maga

Billy was a bully
And Victor was his victim
And every day on the way to class
Billy punched and kicked him
And this was not junior high
This was Harvard Law
So Victor said,
"I'm too old for this!"
And he went and learned krav maga
The next time they crossed paths
It was quite a different picture
Because this time Victor fought back
And Victor was the victor
And he took Billy's head
Stuck it in the lavaratoire
And he went, flush
Billy, now you know
You don't mess with krav maga

That Billy
Was burly
But still he got a swirly
Because Victor took him out
Like he was just a little - weakling
I won't rhyme "girly" there
That's one we all foresaw
And unpredictability
Is part of kraaaav...
Mizza-mizza-mizza-mizza

Miriam and Rebecca were chillin'
By the bagel store
When up came this tough dame
They'd never seen before
And she pulled a gun and said
"Gimme those wallets!
Now! Mwah ha ha!"
She didn't know that our friend Rebecca
Was trained in krav maga
The fight lasted less than a minute
And not only did Rebecca win it
But she kicked that ass so hard
She literally left a bootprint in it
And Miriam looked at the outlined foot
And she made a face like "What?"
And she said,
"Krav, ma, ga, Becky,
Look at her butt."

Ho! Ha ha, yeah
That's krav maga
Oh m'gah, oh m'gah
Oh m'gah, that's krav maga
I said oh ma gah that's krav maga
Hardcore like Quick Draw McGraw
From the folks who brought you the yarmulke
That's krav maga.
Shalom.

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