 The poor actor could not decide if he was a man or a woman. I can't decide. I just can't decide. So he-she decided to split it in the middle. Oh, you want to split down the middle? There you go. Some have called his-her decision half-cocked. You can't go around half-cocked. But he-she proceeded wholeheartedly with his-her half-cocked decision. Protest, and we know heartedly believe that with your help, we can conflate buying our products with genuine activism. Honestly, I remember the days when most dudes were obsessed with going the opposite direction of this kind of half-cocked decision. You don't send them off half-cocked. Not that that's healthy either. I'm just saying. Times, they are a-changing, man. But whatever.