 My name is Jimmy his name is Jake, and this is the weekly dumb Jake. How do you do runs? Probably interested in my goatee. Thank you. I'm doing well We went from summer to winter in the Northeast So that's a little bit of a bummer Rosa Ranch, but I'm doing generally well. How are you doing? I'm doing good. It's been beautiful out though the fall leaves are they aren't gone yet, so it's been pretty I've been enjoying driving around town aimlessly to put my kids to sleep leaves, and we'll drop them Zach will do the forest comp music Mine went straight at my face Welcome and now let's head to the sports Jake Jim We're catching up on some old baseball We've been lost in the postseason your San Diego Padres took out a hundred million dollar loan to help pay for being The San Diego Padres which feels a little worrisome. No I think what I want the people to know from this story is a tip of the cap to you you Said as soon as the Padres paid for all these players and they were reportedly in on judge And they were reportedly in on all these players you said I don't think they have this money And we said what and you said I think there's gonna be a 30 for 30 that comes out says Padres Didn't actually have this money me and Trev were like what and now it was less than a year later came out They didn't have the money. I could run a baseball team if someone trusts me give me a loan Hey, if you could give me a hundred million dollars extra to run the team Yeah, I don't know they they gave out a lot of extension They're like yay baseball yay baseball and then they gave out a couple that everyone was like alright slow it down slow it down Crone and worth who's who's kind of like a utile guy for them who? Darvish now they're saying the people that gave the loan they were saying even if we don't win We're gonna boost our sales and be able to pay this back Did that work because if this works is this a future strategy? No idea. Is it legal? Oh new report They're gonna one soda to the Yankees That changes everything from the future And it ties into this almost a breakdown that you've been telling the whole office about you would need a pen This is a video that I would tell everyone about this deer Jumps over two cars easily. Oh dear. I Didn't know a deer could clear the car. Have you seen this video athletes? Jumps over the two cars it hits the third car Which happens to be a truck that happens to be for sale and the guy buying the truck happens to pull up Just as the deer hits it truck for sale And now it's getting out to the media people haven't questioned whether the purchaser dropped the deer off down the street It's like alright and count to 30 seconds run and jump into that truck gets $900 off the price the owner of the trucks like yeah, I had to bump it down He had a good point got dent in it because that kid in the playing basketball who had a tryout later that day He mentioned that I was playing basketball and drive away. I got a tryout later today On his mind, okay, that's a huge day for a kid. Yeah, that's he's never gonna forget this day Well now that the news is all over it What do you think about our one friend who grown up was fat and the coach used to make him roll and dive for the Ball every tryouts, but then he wouldn't make the team, but he just want to show the other team What effort was mascot tryout didn't know Jim and more sports Texas A&M Uses a quarterback decoy and warm-ups. This hits a couple keynotes. It's tough We don't have the Jake mask here right now because it would be good usage But he just got used in jam warehouse. Go check that out This is tough because we've got the only player wearing a hat on the field Oh quarterback wearing the wrong uniform who's a quarterback. Yeah pretending to be the hurt quarterback I hand up I find no issue with this like I think they're I think people are doing too hard of a witch hunt This is funny and Fine They sent the backup QB out there said hey, why don't you go where the start in QB's Jersey trick them into thinking it's you And put a hat on no one's actually gonna fall for it because we have cameras and zoom lenses, right? I think this is harmless. I think people are just it's the top of the stink pile But I think this is funny and more coaches should do it the coach Jimbo Fisher three two one ten. Oh, wow Biggest gap ever Jimbo Jimbo Fisher for a football coach. Yeah, it's a great name Yeah, they got he got fired after the game collects a ton of money good for him happy for him bad for Texas and I'm put that back It was gentle But yeah, I wasn't related to this but do you like they walked it back. They said that the other guy lost his uniform So they did that. I think they're doing that because They found out people didn't think it was funny and they were actually mad and they're like, oh my god Backs lefty and right. Yes. Yes. So it wasn't the best disguise. No, that's why it's so funny You should switch your clothes to row back. Yeah. Oh row back. This is a new line Like I guess I have the summer hoodies and this is a winter hoodie. This is delightfully comfortable. This will surprise you This is a summer Ha ha ha ha ha What'd you say? Huh? Kind of put that back Oh, you want to go to the not sports this uh, this girl was bit by an alligator in the face They were snorkeling and then a gaita Bit her head from here and the neck so they got the back of her head like the top was here in this um and her friend Not boyfriend Jake Just her friend saw it happen and he was like, oh, this is bad That's not good. You don't think a guy and a gal can go snorkeling in the Florida muds just as as friends as far as I know it was just the two of them. You think he's sad Yeah, yeah, I've never seen someone more proud to show off a forehead bite Yeah, and it just looks like it her fucking non boyfriend took a stapler to her face or something like that It's not Distinguishly an alligator bite and I wish it was if this she showed it to anyone No one would guess alligator bite because friend is whatever. Yeah non boyfriend real tough label. That's what he can You can come back from being a friend non boyfriend. You can't come back from that's what he is perpetually sad Not this person. It's the employee of the week. It's the employee of the week ploy of the week goes to mystery mystery Alaska Good film always go there good film. 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