 Whenever I tell people I do YouTube who don't know me, they're like, oh, yeah, do you start videos with like They always say that to me because that's like the YouTube trope That's the stereotype right and then I think of all my wheel of my intros where I'm literally like I look like a psychopath It's like I need to be putting a mental asylum All I want to do is be like here watch this wheel of my intro Tell me if this is what you're thinking. I want you to milk my toes like a cow But I also don't want to do that because they don't want them to be absolutely horrified I always show them some random off video. I'll show them like the you know reacting to tiktok's video I'm not gonna show them me making monkey noises and crawling on the ground. It's not an effective strategy To clap cheeks. It's just not You know, I don't think we're gonna hit as many wheel of my episodes as we did last year I think we hit like 80 or 90 Wow But I think the quality of the episodes this year might have been better I think we have some absolute super heat dummy lit It doesn't matter because we're getting another super heat bang right now We have never seen in action our golden ticket Jalen rager who we got from the basically the rage quit wheel jackpot from last episode I still have fullback Chandler Cox. I still have my slightly outdated elven cook I still have a 78 left guard my water see your depth is bad. They do get tired a lot So when my water seems to get tired, it's gonna be Reggie Wayne and DJ Dallas Defense I don't have a real Still my linebackers are super hot ass. They're so bad I need new linebackers, but I have James Smith Williams deacon Joe. It's it's ugly today It's hopefully a defensive episode unless you know, I pull a usual and somehow upgrade offense anyway, boy If you don't get all right boys, you know the rules I mean if you don't I'm a 64th episode then please seek help our spin is Oh Mudgett best of three so before the rounds start I can choose three of the rounds to pick from I'm just gonna go six nine because I'm hilarious Three was my number in football is always my number in sports. I'll go three I can choose one player out of those three rounds three. This is a big one. So very big one Yikes round three is my quarter background. I don't know if that's the same on every draft, but that's unlucky I need something big here boys. Oh linebackers. Yes linebackers. That's huge team of the week Luke Keekley That's sick. Yes. All right. Team of the week Luke Keekley is the front runner right now We still have around nine to see and round nine is There's paper Bay has 98 speed Holy shit, those were actually really good rounds to pick if I hadn't gotten Jalen rager I definitely would be going with dares. Hey, but I think I'm gonna go with that 95 with Keekley He's definitely gonna be better than Anthony Walker. So and that brings my team to 93 overall. All right boys. Hey This the three six nine pick was kind of go to being mature never got me anywhere Every single zombies round that I get through is 10,000 coins. I'm going to oh gee black ops one Obviously, I'm going on Kino if I were to super sweat and run trains with the Zeus cannon What I literally could be here for like three hours, and I'm supposed to be doing shit today. Okay. Ah You bitch. Okay. I do want to say though. Well, we're just gonna take whatever round we're on and we're gonna multiply by 10 I'm on round three. So this is 30. Bring me my money That's so high. No, I don't want this piece of shit. This is my least favorite gun and zombies and I'm not kidding I hate this thing to get oh Dude, I was commentating bro Right now I'm at 50 K and I've gotten in some sketchy situations already. So this is a free round six That's clutch. I need a full back. I need a left guard. I'm sorry too long time. I was born Whoa, whoa. Whoa. Oh, I didn't see the crawler. All right, run 880 K Give fucking hurdle get hurt. Oh Damn it. Oh, I tried to hurdle two of them. Yo, that's around 10. That's a hundred K We got to get dogs here with your free round basically Give me that round, baby. Give me that round The phantom. Oh, and I got a little ADS for this. Oh, it's my tattoo on the ADS Come on. Give me one more dog. John. Give me the dogs round right here And then I'm on 15 for 150 K and then I'll suicide like an absolute champion. All right So this is round 15. I could go further, but I'm not gonna lie. I don't have the patience dude Get the reload get the reload. Come on 15 rounds 150 K Ryan Dawkins is 150 K. Justin Reed is 150 K. I honestly think at this price We should go left guard or fullback. Yeah, so I can get quit Nelson idea Richie incognito I could even get Steve Hutchinson. I should want to go Richie incognito. But yeah, we're gonna go left guard here I think at that price that makes the most sense because if I want a free safety like a different free safety I'm gonna need to get into like the golden ticket range That is a 95 overall offensive line ladies and gentlemen Richie incognito and Luke Keekley. We got some OG's In this episode now, we just got to go get a win. We're good to go. All right, I'm doing the challenger like this It's all good. But hey, I would have completed my challenge with the last episode But we got the rage quit like I seriously think I would have gotten it done Our challenger this time I have never gotten this one fully completed either 69 exact one of my wide receivers must have exactly 69 yards It must be 69 on the shmoney burrow julio at prime time Against michael vic-deon jones julio rise up atl That's a falcons theme team and you can't argue me. All right first intent got to be jail and rager prime time or julio Holy shit. Are you kidding me? Look at him Look at that dude cover it dude. He was actually three yards in front. It's gonna be a cover two man day I'm not gonna worry about the challenge at the end of the game because I don't want to get 70 69 yards And that I can't throw to them anymore That would be bad Julio is open. All right. It's fine man. You want to run cover two man all day? I'm here for it I'm definitely here for it. My julio is lighting up. Ooh That was fumble central right there. So now it's prime time rager running the routes, but that's okay. See if he follows rager No, he doesn't rager's not open Look at him shading inside on julio These kids are really the worst bro. I'm fast as fuck boy I'm gonna put dalvin on a route here and then rager a block pits and I'll just send julio up out of here I think dalvin's gonna be open Nope Absolute full clamps man coverage or shot. I fucking hate people who do this shit All right, we need some time. Uh-oh Usually that wouldn't grief but wow, he's really running that man coverage bullshit where you don't have to play any defense Instantly rage quits. It was my julio too my julio that lost him But there's no reason for him to rage quit. He was still gonna probably win that game. He was clamping me Oh my god, that was so funny. All right, so you guys can see the rage quill for I do But whatever we land on here. We're right back here, boys We're right back here at the rage quill cash money alexa picks series redux Okay, not an option because I don't have alexa, but we'll just do siri again. I'm gonna go series redux I'm gonna start my time remaining and then she's just gonna pick Yeah, there's a whole lot of dog shit and there's but then there's like a 98 brian pool Hey siri took number one through 20 19 at 19 So one two three four five six seven eight nine 10 11 12 13 14 15 19 19 is scary. Terry. He may not be like that Incredible anymore used to be the best part of the game for like a month, but he's still super good terry mclorin That's huge dude. So now instead of my backup being reggie wane. It's scary terry mclorin with 96 speed. That's amazing All right. Here's what I'm gonna do boys. Everybody's locked in that was just such a quick game I'm just gonna play another one same challenge applies. So what we could get here We can complete our challenge wheel or we could get another rage quit spin. That's it losing this game I don't lose the players because they're already locked in winning this game Just puts me close to the playoffs But I'm not going to take two more wheel spins because we really just got two wheel spins our rage quit wheel last episode Now we got two wheel spins our rage wheel this episode. I don't want to cheese You know, I want this to be fair burrow julio prime time booty lichen or booty lichen either way It's a great gamertag. All right first from ten. Let's see what he comes out in Let's just View his his defense here Um, that might have been really stupid or really smart really smart. It was genius. It was super smart I mean, uh that second level looks pretty open over there. Oh, he got off bobby Wagner ignored that block Oh pits was open, but dalvin's gonna be open dalvin dalvin is so open the playmaker. Oh, is that a fumble? That has no business being a fumble because he shouldn't be tired But I understand he's probably got enforcer deflator Holy shit. I thought that was an interception for sure second and 21. He's gonna motion julio over Oh, that's not there. No way. Yes, sir. Great defense third and 21 lots of hot routes Went down a seam here. He's just gonna go underneath Lots of jukes and he's gonna get a lot of yards though. He's just gonna take his field. I surprised Three to zero first and ten um Oh, Jesus Holy shit. Are you kidding? I saw x wide open two. I was just trying to step up to throw it The only thing I'll say I do like is he throws some deep sketchy passes I think he could easily get a turnover on accident here from trying to be too aggressive Yump. That's what I'm talking about He's too aggressive. I stop and go too hard. Let's go though. Wait, I'm gonna take the lead right now Prime time and interception go on ticket rgc kind of flags him down I'm gonna go with the dive here. Although delvin does have one fumble already. So Try and keep those numbers low. I'm doing the exact same thing. Dive to delvin Oh Cam chanceler just walks through the middle for some reason. It's not letting me do anything I can't click anything but I can call a timeout. Okay, so he's gonna be looking for kyle pits I'm just gonna scramble either don't take the lead because my offense is just atrocious right there Not my game right now. I used all my luck in my last game I think he's gonna go deep Should come back. Oh big hit from my train lane. That's exactly what I was trying to do Oh, I need some all items get that. Why are you backing up derrius slam? Derrius slays back pedaling while rg3 is running at him Same exact thing, but he did it with his punter. See playing a little mmg football right here I just put air down on a qb spy in case he ran that now. He's got his kicker in. I respect it He has his kicker in he might know it's me. He's playing some mmg football right now He does get sacked. I kind of wish he didn't because he probably would have thrown in reception But it's fourth and 23. All right, rg3 is back in he needs a lot of yards there and he decides to take off I'm not sure why but I I respect the way he plays the game I'll have to score with my kicker or something if I get down there Holy shit. I don't even get down there. It's not my game, bro. It's not my game It's 31 Another one to julio a field goal is not that bad here Uh-oh hits. Okay. I like the cow pits goes up Dalvin for a little bit. I'm on the 50 Are you running? Shit. No, I'm not even out of bounds. Oh, we called the timeout for me. What a guy Well, now I can't kick the field goal because he called it for me. That'd be super lame Let's go rager Right. Nope At least there's nothing on the line only way I win this game is on defense On defense either. I'm not sure where this could be Probably just a scramble that might have been roughing the passer. It sure is. All right, bad That's open Hey rager. Whoo hot one Hey burrows got some room. See a kid. Oh, he's dude. He's so tired third and 15 Julio. Yes, sir Yikes, bro. We might hit mike vic bro. This is quite the drive My dick fell off Oh Dalvin cook. Hello Yes, sir Oh, he's so close. We're out of the tune. I'm just gonna hand this off to dalvin. Why are you kidding? Hey, I touched on as a touchdown I guess he's gonna motion out And then he wants to throw this Get there No, you didn't I gotta let my man get over the top on this Oh, shit, dude, I don't even know what he's doing. It's just so good Wait, what wait? What? I don't think it really matters. This guy is significantly better than me second and nine That is open laser I can still complete my challenge. Oh my god Hold up. My Julio is 64. I can get exactly 69 yards of my Julio I need five yards with Julio right here a first down right on the first down Oh, did I just do it? I think I just did it. Oh, no, did they count that as four? Oh, no I have no pauses left. I don't know his stat. I don't know how many yards he has. I can't check I'm on the 38. I need to throw him the ball and go out at the 39 I don't care. Doesn't matter if I get sacked. I'm on the 50. I need to be on the 49 Wait, wait, wait, wait go down. Yes Oh, no, I might have gotten too many. Oh, no, I got too many right there I have to get negative yards now. This is harder than it looks I mean negative yards Yes, I'll go back. Yes. Was that two negative yards? Did I get two yards? Shit. I got two yards again Okay, so now I'm like five yards too many Hopefully I can throw this screen and then just get tackled. Yes. Yes. Stay right here That might be 69 bro. There's no way I can check though. I'll know at the end of the game and that's it So I took an L that sucks, but thank god. I didn't have any players on the line Thank you to the Falcons guy who was so pissed off that I'm Austin So I'm five and three that's kind of scary one more loss and I'm out If I play anybody as good as this guy again, I'm gonna lose like that's a guarantee This is the moment of truth though. Oh god. Oh god. Oh, that's we need 69 I feel yes Yes. Oh my god. I did it. I perfectly lost passing yards to lay it. Oh my god. I'm a god. That is so funny Let's go. All right for completing my challenge I get one pack in the storm going with the ultra legends fantasy pack I I get OGA. Hey, hey, Jamie Collins beat a veya joe burrow. I mean, I don't know how to help me But I like all of them asante. Samuel Travis Kelsey And we think it big rings. We think it big wrong. He's so shit. He's so shit Help me. I guess it's another grade from 84. How'd you win though? Oh, wait a second And since I got Travis Kelsey, he actually can become my fullback. It's an 81 overall fullback Yep, that is pretty clutch actually no more channel cocks. All right boys 94 overall It's like a tough elf like holy shit that guy flooded me But hopefully we don't run to anyone like that to play us may we go in or maybe I just have to get better before then All right. Hey, I love you boys. Thank you for watching as always. Peace out