 You're the course of my time here on YouTube. The three of you need to play a lot of games, but none is more suited for us than this game right here. Party animals. It's basically gangbees, but HD and more complex controls. It's a great game so far. Dion, thanks for hosting this lobby. Ryan, thanks for being on Blue Team. And I'm an alligator with shade. Bro, should I really mix it up and add AI in green slot? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get AI in here, bro. I have. Bro, what difficulty are we working with? Hardest. Hardest. Hardest. Expert. Let's get it, let's get it. Yeah, AI player is sorry. So this is me looking my little pig Spartan, bro. Oh, you got Dan. The honor goes crazy, bro. Yeah, man. AI player took your character, you know. Oh, I know who he's going to be. He's going to flex. Oh, sorry. Not the dark side. Let me hit it. Let me hit it. Sorry. Sorry. All right, little piggies off to the races. Oh, spinach drop. You already know. First, by the way, comment section won't be by the way. Comment section, you better get on AI player because I'm about to toss his. He might have fucked me up first because he might be kind of crazy. Bro, he is kind of crazy. He's fucking me up. Dio, what the fuck are you doing over here, bro? What the fuck? Oh, don't. Bro, me. What the fuck, bro? Be electrocuted. Why did AI player kind of hoist you up anyway, though? Why did you snap my neck like that? Humanity wins, Dio. Humanity. Oh, damn. Where'd you guys go? You guys died. Oh, shit. Right here, bitch. Oh, yeah, you. Spinach pouch. Oh, you batched my brains in. Damn, you're dead. Sorry, but I'm going to crack that the game. Yeah, all right, shit. Hey, I have this giant ruby. Shut the fuck up. Yeah, yeah. What are you doing? My beak. My beak. You too. You'll never hit me, Dotto. I literally got ultralynced. How many times I got to bash your brains in, bro? How many times I got to bash your brains in? Every time I knock you out, you quack. Sign. Oh, you're dead, aren't you? Bro, I'm trying to throw hands with this AI player. I can't get this out of my hands. The poison. Yeah, yeah, what we learned, bro, what we learned. No way, the AI wins, bro. Bro, you died three seconds in the poison. What we learned? What we learned? You can't let AI player win, bro. Oh, why did I just remember that we were trying to keep our version shorter, and we added a whole other set of three wins that could possibly happen? I'd watch it. Oh, my neck. I got a bomb. I got an AI player going crazy. Leave him alone. Why so good? Hey, guys, I have a bomb, and that bomb is marketing through social media. And also, this real-life bomb. Damn. I taked it. I taked it. AI player, stop, bro. You always acting up. Somebody rock his shit. He's going to kill me. I'm trying. I'm trying. The bro's made of steel. Thank you. Thank you. Damn. He hit me with the crossbow. Put the gun down. Bro, pistol with me. Oh, shit. I got him. I got him. I got him. I got him. Good shit, Rhyme. Good shit. Way to play the goddamn game. Is he climbing up? Is he climbing up? I'm still laid out. Oh, yes, I do. Where is he? He's dead. Oh, shit. Rhyde genuinely was looking the other way, though. Hello, Rhyme-style. Goodbye, Rhyme-style. Get me out. He's up, bro. He's up. What the fuck? What are you doing? Oh, shit. He actually perfectly parried my thing with that rope. Yeah, I'm going to hand for real. I have no stamina. I'm going to put this pig in a blanket. Aye, aye, aye. Pick it up. Bro, get the fuck off. Beat the shit out of you with this break. Nah, bro, I'm going to put some boots for you. You fucking caveman? What are you choosing that break for? I'm a duck. Put the fucking break down. I'm going to put him to sleep. Put the break down. Oh, yeah? I'm going to put him to fucking sleep. I'm going to feed your braids with the- Bro, trying to bash my skull in? I did, yeah. Come here, come here. I was killing Donald, bro. Take this brick with him. Bro, just die. The fuck? Bro, how are y'all bones still alive? That's what I got to know. How are you still alive, bitch? Oh, what a hug. What a ass. Rhyme! Rhyme! Nice, bro. You really showed me what for. Is he still alive? Hold on. Oh, yeah, yeah. Finish him, finish him. Oh, dammit, spank on the ass. Hold on, let me finish him. You want me to finish him or not? You keep- All right, all right. I see how it is. No, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's knocked out. You got me. What's up? You killed me. Bring that here. Oh, now audience, what they don't know is I can actually throw things. Oh, I'm going out. Somebody use that to your advantage. I mean, this- I almost did, I was too late. Come here, bro. Don't run to me. And this poison's everywhere, bro. This poison's really getting to y'all. Don't die the poison. Don't die the poison. Why are you not getting hit? I don't know where to hide. There we go, there we go. Yeah, there we go, there we go. Me! You died in the first. I'll save you, buddy. I'll save you, buddy. Everybody got to win, but me, this might be the longest video of all time. Yeah, but you're not going to win, so it's all good. Damn! Oh my god, I'm like my hero, Sokka. Boomerang! Yeah, bitch! You cracked my skull! I did it like the Fire Lord! Oh, AI- Wait, did you see what I see, Mr. Duck? Egg for your life. I don't like the look in AI player's eyes, bro. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. No, dude! What the fuck? He moved so swiftly to kill me. Put the Boomerang down. You don't even know. You're going to hurt yourself with that thing. Stop swinging, bitch! I'm telling you, bro, you don't even know how to work. Hey, taste him, not me. Taste him, not me. I'm back. I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back. I'm back. Boomerang! You know, me owe my chain! Yeah, look where I'm going to get you. It's not a AI player, bitch. It did not get me far, to be honest. It did not get me far. Honestly, bro, this Boomerang has been rockin' rhyme shit for, uh... Oh, shit, against the fuckin' Bullnose? Run, get off! Run! As he can dodge it! I can't, it's actually trash! It's so godlike! I'm dying to poison! If you throw me out, I will kick your ass, okay? I will beat your fuckin' ass to death. Not me! Dude, bro had to dodge that, like, for ease of dodging his discs. Yeah! Damn, this is going to be the longest fuck. It's the way he lay himself out. Yeah, bro, we... We gonna have to fuckin' disconnect this CPU. Damn! Let him go, let him go. Oh, oh, oh, y'all don't want to see me with this weapon, no? Y'all don't want to see me with this weapon, no? He's got bad, he's got bad! Flank it from the side! Damn, shit! Help! Help! He's got a weapon, bro! He's beating my head! My helmet! Oh, damn, he lost his ass! Bro, he's dark winged up! Damn, bro! You got beef with me or something? Max, please! Hey, watch your jet, bro, watch your jet! Hey, good shit, you really showed me. Bro went bonkers for real. No, I'm trying to, I'm trying to edge guard, God, are you dumbass! You ain't edge guarding, shit. Oh! Man, I was getting tased in, and I players were like, were my hood. Like, he wouldn't get tased, too. Yeah, I don't think the AI understands the taser. Don't tase me, man. I said, don't, man! Do you not understand the English language, bro? Do not, please do not. Get the AI! All right, you know what? You can shoot me, bro. Yeah? I'm gonna do a whole lot worse than that, too. Hi, hi, hi! I'm showing you mercy. Hi, hi, hi! Hi, hi, hi! Fuck this dinosaur, bro! Beat his ass, not me! I'll beat your ass first, I guess. Wasn't really a part of my plan, per se. Damn it, man! Bro is... I'm getting looped! Bro is living out the most paid cl... Get up! Yeah. Bro is living out the most dark-winged duck. Let's team up and fight the dinosaur first, and then it'll love you up, bro. It's gonna be embarrassing if you guys lose to this guy. What the fuck? I didn't know the poison had gotten that far! Here, Dino. I missed. Oh! That's it. Oh, you got him! All right, but Dada, you know what this means now, right? I see two wins, I see red, bro. Oh, especially with the way Rhyme was getting rocked by my Boomerang before. Oh, my bad, bro, my bad, bro. Stop it with the fucking Boomerang, man! No. Damn, I love having a teammate, bro. Me and Dion see two wins, bro. We just go after it. Dion, please. I'm getting looped. Fuck, god damn it. I'm still laid out! Bro! Why was that duck? What is that? How does the system work? How does the system work? I need to know. No bots. No bots. No kings. Oh, shit, he just stole my face. No bots. No bots. It's because I have no friends, bro. I have no friends. Pick it up. Oops, oops, oops. Oh, no way, I landed. This can't be the end of my s- Where's that? He's dead. I landed on my fucking head. Oh, no. He's got the non-sucks. I'll bash your head in, bro. Walk in, walk in. Walk in. I'll bash your head in, bro. None of those are so busted. I'll bash your head in, bro. Hey, I swear you have to witness for me to even say the cheers. Bash your head in, bro. Just got to keep him at a distance. AI, you literally can't lose, man. You can't lose or I lose. Oh, god damn. Because you're going to die. I'll get him, AI player. Let him know. Let him know. What? I'll let him know. We ain't dying that easily, bitch. This is you. Fucking ice. Yeah, nice aim. Yeah, nice aim. Get him, AI. Let him know. No, AI, what are you doing? Stop moving. Put the gun down. Put the gun down. This can't be the end of your story, AI player. Oh, he's dumb. He's dumb as fuck. Damn. Yeah, bitch. Get up. And AI player, all you have to do is survive. You all head to the rest. Half player is stupid. Bro, he's so dumb. Remove him from this game. Back us out, ban this stage, and remove him. Oh, but first, a picture with our friends. Damn. Everybody get a picture with it. Look out my way, bro. I'm still slumped. He'll be with the meanest fucking haymaker of all time. I'm not looking for a bottom. See the dust off of me getting my ass beat. All right, we're back in on an airplane, the stealth bomber stage. I don't know. I said this in every video, so long, but this game is super, actually. All right, go ahead. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, where? Oh my god, I needed that punch. Oh, wait, what? Oh, Dion, Dion. You seem to be mistaken. I'm trained into nunchuck ways, bitch, and I'm going to bash your brains in, too. Ah, wah, wah, wah. God damn, I just died. Yeah, you do. Go ahead. You can take your nunchucks back. I wish they would have like a health system or something, so we'd know. I think they do, but I don't know how it works. That's my baseball bat, man. You die sometimes. You can have it. See where that baseball bat gets you. See where that baseball bat gets you. Bye-bye, dammit, man. Nice baseball bat, bitch. Black ball bat. Oh, shit. Thanks, bro. Oh, recovery time, recovery time. No, no, no, no, no, recovery time. Shit. Oh, sorry about that recovery time. Oh, I will snipe you with my bitch. You don't even know how to grab when you have the item. I don't need to grab, because I was going to beat your brains in. My boomerang. I don't need this stupid weapon anymore. I just need my friend, the boomerang. How are you going to dodge this, man? Like this. Oh, dammit. I'll just stay close, bitch. Boomerang, go. I want to be, ah, ah, ah, ah. Let me show you how that works. Let me show you how that works. Did you talk my boomerang off the edge? Oh, the left side is, wait, hold on. The plane's freezing over on the right side. Oh, shit. I don't want the tazer. I want my boomerang. Fish. Go, boomerang. It didn't come back to help me. Looks like that's one win for me. It is getting a little cold up here, though. That's two wins. Oh, am I at two? Yo, I'm differing. I'm frame one killing Dino, but now I got to frame one kill you. No. Oh, god, you were supposed to die there. Dammit's going upward. We're gaining altitude. Shut up, bitch. Oh, no, my helmet. You knocked it off, you asshole. Run. Let him go. Run. Save me. Where did that get you? I want my spinach. Damn. Mercy, son of a shipper. Ah! You realize I'm a super saver. Dino, you better win, dumbass. Give me my helmet back. You're getting your shipper off. You better win, dumbass, since you wanted to attack me. Where did that get you? Here, you were a true warrior though. You can wear this. Get up, I'm still laid out. Hey, you've got to get laid out again, too. Oh, god damn it, man. Super strength. Wasn't worth it, Dino. Bro! Absolutely. All right, boys. This is porky out. Shut up. You let us get three-ohed. Congrats. Three-oh. That's the first three-oh that we had since the game came out. Yeah, because you sell sabotage, you big bitch. Play better. Oh, man, glaze me. Oh, I'm getting after on this one. Fight back, fight back, fight back, fight back, fight back. I want to know. Fight back, fight back, bitch. Yeah, fight back. Yeah, beating your ass, dude. Yeah, yeah. Damn, what is you doing in the corner over there? I'm showing him what for. Oh, wait, icebreaker. Isn't this out of order? Kind of. Whoa, this is random. What the fuck? We're on ice. Can I get my boomerang back? How do you throw? You just hold it and then press square. Square. While you're holding it with RG. You have to be two-hand holding. Oh, my god, look at that. Oh, piggy roll. Can't hit what you can't see. Oh, can't hit what you can't see. Give me this baseball bat, man. I'll beat this shit out of you. Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch. Oh, OK. I'll let you cook. Oh, damn. This is brutal. This is hard to rock. Are we not going to call racism claws or what? Well, he's up. He's up. He's up. He's up. He's up. I can't control that, bro. He's up. I can't control this. Bro, you can't fucking climb with these goddamn arrows in you. I'm going to die. If you shoot him, you can buy yourself a little bit of time. Ah, damn. Well, you know what? Hey, Ryan, you chill out. Let me get this one. Why? Why? You know, I don't know, but it's just kind of funny now, isn't it? It's funny. He's still up. Yeah. Oh, you betrayed me. Nah, when I, when I survived this, you are so done for. Bro, let me survive it at least. Oh, damn. I know I end up like him, bro. I don't wanna end a man. I'm going to watch a couple of racisms. They both have one win, but here they are. Fuck you. Fuck you. Now you have one win more than me and you're the enemy now. No Yeah, yeah Yeah, I'm gonna keep nailing you in your head too. I'm gonna keep nailing your head too. Why me you're not dead I'm not dead. You weren't supposed to be You're gonna hit yourself, bro. You're gonna hit yourself. I took the back. I'm gonna get the back I'll headbutt you I swear to go. I was trained in the arts of the nunchucks Duh, I'm gonna freeze wake up. Oh freeze the first of the month. Oh shit. Oh Yeah, you got the power-up Never forget your kindness great great what we learn you've always been on the wrong side Why not get laid. Oh, I'm awake. Oh Insta boomerang this might be crazy. Yeah, damn you went bonkers Could you forgive me? Nah, I'm not gonna let you do it like that. Fuck you. I'm gonna be a team ever man We got a team up. He can't get us both forever. I can and I will For you got my fucking hands tied together, man, this I know I Care my fucking I'm still stuck. Oh god. Damn it. Oh I don't think you understand you've trauma-botted me No, oh you died in the water in the water You love this planet you love life and he killed you anyway You killed my friend Do your words. Oh god, it's my cock Oh, would you look at that the best one? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I Want him I want him to stay down Yeah, yeah, can I get a turn can I get a turn yeah good good? Yeah, yeah, let him know let him know. How is he? Yeah, go to sleep stay down How is he not dead yet? Oh die turn in the ice already. Oh, he is Where my fish go Whoa You don't need no weapon. Oh, do I not then not drop it. I know pussy. I know pussy, right. Oh You drink up Fish get it wrong. Get it. It's a tree. Oh How do you have infinite fish? He was saving I was saving them bro. He's frugal. I don't know what that means I want you to live bro. I want you to live the odd. I want you to live so I can fucking Popeyes your ship rose spinach boosted one punch man, bro. I don't oh You you made a mistake You made a mistake. Let me get this finish. It's about to be embarrassing. Shoot him shoot up. Hey, so yeah Don't bro. Don't if you taste me. I'm dead Go away No weapon anymore, huh, that's the ones then except I get a shovel Get the bomb get the bomb get the bomb get the bomb the bomb you threw it away Bitch how that how that go for you Okay, wow he actually did now I'm gonna get embarrassed Oh, I think that's it. I think that's it. I think that's it. Yeah. I'm gonna see I'm my son me up out of the water Damn it. Oh So we all have the same idea That shit will send you to the other side of the fucking map to the moon. You're going you something I you better run You better run Punch me punch me. It'll be a fucking grave. I punched him. I punched him. I punched him Get up get up get up Well, well, well enjoy the Pacific Ocean Wow, that was your hero, bro, how are you still among You have I can't even roll because it's stupid thing on my ass He finally shook loose of it though, which means you've got it Oh look at this dumbass Truce is over already Mercy no, I'm not hitting you Touch of mercy Hold on hold on hold on. I got a camp. He's got a gun. Why I don't Everyone here who was subscribed to subscribe to racism all I want to do is put my helmet back on is that too bad? Which helmet on I can't got Dino's the most reliable you can never team up with dumbass in the world Are you freeze bro freeze? I'm not freezing. I'm not freezing. Oh, okay Maybe I'll pick me up out of the water if you know bitch. Give me out of here fight me on land All right, I'll beat you up. I'll beat you ass in the water. I'll beat you ass in the water, too I blame Dotto and now time for a nice family photo. All right nice peaceful family photo. I can do that What are we doing? He said it was supposed to be peaceful. It is peaceful. I'm Yo, I'd barbie Jill and I didn't kill like that Damn, bro, please don't kill me immediately, bro. Please. Thank you, bro. Please. Damn. Come here. Come here. Come here Punch me. Come here, bitch. Don't get his ass. Get his ass. Dotto. Hold on. Yeah, get his ass Take him away. You got the plunger, huh? What I say what I say man, I can't stand to watch people get bullied man. Oh, so you want the smoke, too? He does that. Why me? Why me? Both of you deserve it, bro. Both of you. I'm giving you both the smoke What smoke? What smoke? All right, man, let's just beat your ass. Get your help down. Oh, shit Oh Yeah, give me that. Give me that. You know what's toxic about this map? Is the bombs are actually useful in this one. Who put this bomb here guys? Nice. Oh Round two ready go Put it down Why I missed come here come here, bro. You know, I got a weird Come on. Come on now. I'm already up. I'm already up. I'm already up. I'm already on now I got you by the name. Nope. Nope. Bad boy. Come on now. Come on. Nope. Nope. Nope. Hey, let go of me That might change the game up for you, too Yeah, you're right. It did. Yeah, but it didn't change the outcome. Did it? Why does he hit like a gorilla? That whisper got messed up. See it didn't reset. I think it did. Oh, I gotta get out of here Barbie notice. You have a win. You know what that makes you an enemy. What's up? You're gonna do about it. Yeah, beat my ass. Do you You're jump-ticking in these conditions. You're crazy Your helmet I don't have time for my helmet no more Fight me on the bottom and you come up here bitch fight me the bottom you coward You have a gun coward Fight me on the bottom and shoot him with a fish doddle get him down here on my level. I could do that Shoot him. Yeah Why are you standing here? Stop kissing me Goofy, he's got two wins. Goofy He's got two wins that we can't let that slide. We will gorge Jump him on beat the shit out of him. If I you hold him now, I get the bomb No, no you hold him now. I get the bomb. How about you get the fuck out of here? God damn it man. Yeah, what bomb? You're right. What bow and arrow? Nice aim How's that anyone on this close though, huh? Oh, shit. He dropped it. Yeah. Damn Beat your ass down there too. Give me one second. Give me one second. Give me one second. I'll be right down Oh a taser You thought you thought I was gonna pick up the taser right elite level strategy by me by the way What what bro? Where'd that get you? Where'd that get you? How'd I even fall? Fucking lucky. How's that lucky? I'm I've placed it squarely on the assignment, bro I'm taking a picture and we do a one more. I'll do one more. Fuck you guys. Yeah, I get the fuck out of you I'm gonna be in the center of the picture though. I got his corpse Bro down there slumped and so this is how the game I've got a Damn, bro, could you put me down? Oh my god, how do I get slumped that long in the beginning of the game? Oh my god, you're a coward You're a coward. Damn y'all got fucking cooked. Damn me one I don't know about you, but I don't think we should personally let that stand. I got knocked out like frame one I don't think we should personally let that slide knocked out again. Yeah, you just knock yourself out dummy I'm I'm off you bro. You're doing that to yourself No, no, no Oh, yeah, there once was a pay with a helmet In the fucking grass bro died like adult gohan against fatbooth fucking Bambi around him There we go Hey, he punched through your face and hit my face Who's pissed maybe you're making fun of him. Oh, and so I found how I'm gonna win this round Hey guys, I lift the flames on this bomb It's a word. I get you word. I get you one opponent less You're dead too. Dummy. Oh, yeah. Who said that me? I hear no fucking bell, bitch. Hey dion. I bet it's cool You're right. Ah, you're right. Can I hold this bomb and can you make it? Oh, what about me? Yeah, what about me? Hit me next idiot No way there's actually no way Oh, you're alive rhyme rhyme you have to win this No No, stay down. How did that not knock his ass out? Weird rhyme. Bro hits like a truck. He's got a bomb Oh, no rhyme. You gotta hold on Well, I'ma beat his ass in the final picture then I'ma beat his ass this one's going on the fridge guys This picture's for the fridge