 It's reddit time, baby. We are back on the crank gameplay subreddit. If you aren't already a part of the subreddit and or want to submit memes and or other things, go to, oh, right there. But I haven't been on the subreddit in a while and I wanted to go on right now and then come back at the end of the month because again, for the billionth time, my 10 year anniversary is at the end of this month. And so, if you guys wanna submit things on the subreddit, I would love to do another video closer to the 10 year. Maybe I'll do one specifically, blur all of this, but keep it up so people get excited. You know what I mean? The 29th is the anniversary. We'll do it on the 30th the day after, okay? So I'll come back here on the 30th. Anyway, here we are. I haven't been here in a while. This is from today, just at the end of the Fall Guys video. It is with a heavy heart that we announced this is the final crank gameplays video. With Ethan betting a house in the game, he's never played before. He was forced to collect insurance after mysterious fire ravaged his beautiful LA mansion. Afterwards, he took refuge in Taiwan, never having to hear another fucking backflip reference ever again. The end, ending three of 15, Taiwan ending. Help, I accidentally started a cult. Well, that's kinda what happened. Ate my dog? Dude, help, I accidentally made mustard gas. All of those cleaning TikToks where they have the toilet bowl and then they put all of the things in there. So many times, people will just use ammonia-based chemicals and then put bleach in. You're making fucking mustard gas. You're going to kill yourself. That's pretty good, actually. That does well. Match pretty well. That's pretty good. Runs away, runs away giggling. That's usually what I do is run away giggling. When the house is cozy and livable and not too much space or too little room and also has really great color scheme isn't all that modern and has a home-esque feel to it when the house is sterile? True, so true, dude. This is not okay, okay? You think this is funny? You think putting my face on the Mr. Peanut Planters Peanut is okay? You think that that's okay for you to do? How do you think I feel? Looking at this. I hope you're ashamed of yourself. Help, my cranky crew. Focus up, my cranky crock. I really like help, my cranky crew. I am terrified to film this video. I was really scared. Absolutely terrified. For years and years, you guys have known that I have special abilities and talents and skills up my sleeves. And math is not one of them. No it is not. So today I thought we would do a little blast from the past and a little bit of torture for myself. Yeah, that video legitimately drove me to tears and it wasn't like I worked myself up and then I just started tearing up, like not really on purpose. My mom also texted me and she was like, that video was awful to watch. I didn't realize that you're still that bad at math. Sorry! Which I then, after that video, learned about this. Discalculia definition. Discalculia is a math learning disability that impairs an individual's ability to learn number related concept, perform accurate math calculations, reason and problem solve and perform other basic math skills. Discalculia is sometimes called number dyslexia or math dyslexia. Whenever I look at math, it just like breaks me. I know I'm not stupid. I just, it's just the way. That's so good, I love that. Ooh, that's so good. Oh, it's so cool. That's so good. Oh, I love that. It's so good. That was a good hair era for me. Like this long-ish like middle part. That was a good, it was a good hair era. I'll blow up. Aw. You're probably gonna have to mute this audio, but it's the sweet. That's really nice. Remember the bully from Sharkboy and Lama Curl? This is him now. Do you kind of look like that? I know exactly what we should talk about. Second season of Una's Honest. So many people were so worked up about this tweet. Where this comes from, sure. Jack's Films did, he was on tour and he did an LA show. And he asked me if I wanted to be a special guest on the show because this show is like, you're trying to be more funnier than a YouTuber. Normally you're just trying to be more funny than him, but he was like, you can be a part of it as well. And somebody put this as an answer. So there was just a wide photo of me up on stage with that in the background and I tweeted it because I thought it was really funny. But so many people were like, it's happening, it's happening. It's not happening. It never will. I think I've seen this before. I'm used to watching someone's daughter. It's so bad. This is good meme potential. That's very good meme potential. Use that. Ethan, go on a picnic mate. You're nervous. He's really cute. You both reach for a sandwich at the same time. You blush, looking at him. Ethan smashes your fucking skull in and eats the sandwich. He is hungry. Oh, it's so good. Nobody eats these fuckers on their way to eliminate Ethan. They're all just kicking the shit out of me. The C on my poster is fucking amazing. I think I replied to this on Twitter. This is the perfect signature of mine. So on the tour posters, this was like, I think I started this midway through the first leg. I would do the signature and then a heart. But a lot of times, if I put extra text on, like a thank you or a blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, that means that I didn't like the signature. So I was like, I feel bad because the signature isn't great. I'm gonna write more. But that's a good one. That's a really, really good one. The fuck is this? Oh, it's cheesecake. Oh my God, no. I wanna make that. I wanna make, oh, God damn it. I'm gonna make that. Sexual tension is out. Platonic tension is in. I need enemies who have fought each other so many times that they've developed a mutual fondness, realizing they have a lot in common and have to stop themselves from slipping into friendly conversation when they're supposed to be kicking each other's asses. That's, that's, that's, that's pretty good. That's a pretty good, yeah. The platonic tension that Mark and I have is palpable. I love that. As per his request, memes. I look like it was even a verse. I removed his teeth and eyebrows, enjoy. Why? How much is a CPR doll? How much are they? How much do they cost? Oh, there's a whole dick on this. Why? This is supposed to be for a CPR. What is his point of the penis? You can't give mouth to mouth and re-sut if the head, when the head is so good, you bring him back to life. Dude, I'm so fucking sick, dude. I'll do another green screen video soon. That would be, that would be cute. Damn. Thanks, Drake. I appreciate it. All right, pals. I am going to end this video here, but before you go, there is a new channel. Crank Game Place Clips. Just short clips going up of the channel. There it is, Crank Game Place Clips. There's gonna be a bunch more clips going up on it, probably every day. So you can go and subscribe there. There's also CGP clips on TikTok that you can check out as well. So go follow both of those and subscribe and whatever and stuff. I will be back here again after the anniversary and I will be going through everything. So thank you guys again for submitting stuff to the subreddit. I appreciate it. I hope it's fun. Maybe I'll do another, not in this video, but I'll do another green screen video soon. So I'm not sure which video I will put the green screen things in. Just means you have to watch all of them, I guess. Anyway, thank you guys so much for watching. Hope you enjoyed. If you did, make sure to slap that like button right in the face and I will see you guys in the next video. Love you all. Stay cranky. Bye.