 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're playing The Mummy. It's actually a PS1 game. I'm gonna be playing on the PC just for ease. I gotta just set this up first so that we have some motivation just in case we get a little bit stuck because old games can be a little bit difficult. Alright, let's get started. This is a really uncomfortable demo mode. I just hear running water. It's just flying all over the place, all janky and everything. What is this? What are my options? New game? Symbols? What? Okay, load game. Options. Interesting. Mummy 2. Wait, what's this one? Did I just get to play Mummy 2? Oh no, it's just the trailer for the Mummy 2. At least they think it is. It's pretty pixelated. That's you! Good job! That's your name! It's before they replaced you with Tom Cruise. Wow! Universally loved. Right, Brendan? Alright. Maybe this lockdown is getting to me. What is happening? Hold on. Wait, he's still alive. Don't mummify him. That's like me when I stomp my toe. I need a bandage. Just a whole body cast. This is scary and doesn't have enough Brendan, so I'm gonna skip. The opera ruins. Wait, hold on, hold on, slow down. Let's go prepare. Is that his voice? I love it. Alright, I'm ready to go. Let me try and figure out the controls since I didn't get to read them. My lives are just Brendan Frazier faces. Oh, it's brilliant. Look at his little run. Yep, Brendan Frazier here. Just off to the shop. Hello, you. It's me. Brendan Frazier. Me want up. Pick Brendan Frazier up. It just jumps into the cutscene. Ooh, Ooga Booga. We discover fire. Brendan didn't even react. Or is that just his inside voice just screaming? Oh, they forgot to make him voice that line. Alright, wait, does people just mining down here? I thought we were in like some secret Egyptian pyramid or something. I thought we were like the first humans in here. Alright, that's disappointing. But if I kill them all, I can say I was the first one. Oh, Toodle Pip. Brendan, let's get going. I love his little run. It looks like he's out for a jog at the country club. The music's a little intense for that though. Arm yourself with Q and E. Okay, let's see. What have we got here? Double pistol. Hey, who's that? Got a 360. Hold on. Yes, go, Brendan. The music's so intense. And I'm just trying to jump up on this little rock because I want that spinny fare, I think. Come on. The music's all intense. Brendan's going to be embarrassed if you can't get up. Alright, fine. Screw your sarcophagus. There we go. I knew I was close. Pits may contain prizes or surprises. Great. Wait, how do I get out now? What? I can't get out of the pit. There we go. Alright, I actually got those bonuses by climbing up. I'm making my prints kind of hard to follow so if they're trying to track me, they'll have no hope. Like, God, he's brought an army with him. But it's just me walking back and forth all the time. What? Who's that? Oh, God. He's slowly making his way towards me. Phew, got him. I can't believe I'm killing miners. What is this thing? I'm sorry. I think I just casted a curse on you or something. Even your body was taken away. Oh, he probably had a family. Try pressing operate space next to objects. What does that mean? Hold on, let me try and operate space. Okay, there we go. I operated space. Oh, God, it's talking to me. Probably the guy I cursed and sent to the void. Ooh, treasure. There won't be any consequences to this, I assume. Wait, what? When you've got the start key, the gold switch is released. Stand by it and press it back in with space to open the door. You could just say press space to use the button. I don't mean to criticize you so much. It's just you're kind of over-complicating it. Where's that fella from the intro who just ran off screaming? I'm a bit worried about him. Beware. Scarab beetles inhabit these ancient tombs. Do I shoot them? Oh, my God. Good aim, Brendan Fraser. He didn't hear me shooting at the beetle a while ago. Somehow. There we go. I'm finding ammo in them. Weird that the Egyptians kept ammo inside these little pots. I'm also concerned that I'm just ruining history by just destroying these jugs. Oh, God. Like an instant karma. But like, I imagine those pots were worth a lot more than the ammo that was inside. But oh well. Okay, the music is kicking off and I don't know why. All right, Brendan, let's show them your moves. The slowest action roll of all time. If anything, let them get closer. I don't know why I'm in here. Other than, I imagine Brendan Fraser likes exploring. But like, yes, something's not right here. Why is he in here when something's not right? You know, there must be some goal he's going towards. Hmm. Oh, this isn't good. I want that key, though. What a jump. I got an extra Brendan Fraser head for that. I deserve it. I've got problems. Mommy rises from the dead in front of you like, oh, I got problems. I don't think I actually needed to come down here. I think I cheesed it by doing that jump earlier. No, don't shoot the button. Just press it. We can't figure this out. Oh God, I'm surrounded. Run, Brendan, run. But not too fast now. At a gingerly pace. Oh, wait, that's the button thing. Okay. Maybe now he'll figure out how to use it. Yeah, there we go. He found it on the ground and now he understands. Another suck. I don't know why I'm collecting them. I don't know what they do for Brendan. I don't know what he's going to do with them. But I guess we'll find out in due time or not. Sometimes these games just don't explain these things. Plus, Mr. Frazier does not have to explain himself to us. Oh my God, that sound effect. I think I'm in an episode of Scooby-Doo. Who are these guys? Again, the undead sunrise and you're like, who are these guys? Can I save? I'm worried that if I die, I'll have to start the entire game again. And again, with older games, you just never know. Sometimes they just do this kind of thing to you. Oh, sweep it, Jesus. Hold on, I'm getting surrounded here all of a sudden. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Who are these guys? All right, I am wasting a lot of ammo. I was going to complain earlier that I had like 70 bullets. And now I'm down to 20. I don't understand why I have to find every enemy to get a button that makes the button usable. Because when I pick up the button, the button on the wall just kind of appears. Like this, it's just there now. But it's a bit frustrating that I have to try and find them when they're literally hiding in the walls like mole people. How did these guys get this far with just their pickaxes? Facking minecrafters all the way down here. And I'm using guns and I can barely get through the place. Oh, that's gone in the montage. Sorry, buddy. You're going to be humiliated. There's going to be so many comments saying, wow, that noob got pwned. Scrub Lord. Ah, to be in 2010 again. This game is not lore friendly. Like Brendan's heart is beating very fast, but Brendan would never be scared. Oh for fuck's sake, what's this? Is this going to try and crush me? I do not like this. Like there's goodies down there, but it's going to close on me. No, fuck that. I don't want it. I don't want your goodies. Well, I do, but I'm just not brave enough to go down there. There's trouble for it, you know? I'm just going to destroy these priceless antiques instead. I've seen enough Indiana Jones to know that's a mistake. And I've not seen any of the Indiana Jones films. I just know the part where he takes the thing and puts the other thing on top and the boulder comes down, but that's enough to know not to be messing with the ancient Egyptians. Maybe the Irish were famous for our tombs and keeping our goodies hidden away or pot of gold. Wait, I can run? You're telling me this now? I'm 22 minutes in. All right, I'm sorry for complaining. Where did this put me? You better not have put me back at the start of the game. Oh my God, his run is fabulous. Now that is a run with urgency. Why is there a heart beating constantly? I don't understand. The hell? What is that noise for? What the hell is going on? Brendan, do something. I don't know what to do. Why is the- Okay, there you go. The music knew there was people coming before they arrived. Wait, that's all they're going to do? Just punch me? I thought they were going to eat my flesh or something. Mummies get a bad rap. Well, honestly, no, they get a good rap. That is a very good bandage rap. I couldn't do that. That takes skill. Oh, fuck's sake. All right, Brendan. We only have two Brendan faces left, so we really got to try our heart out here. I cannot fail on this. I don't want to do this whole thing again. I really enjoyed it the first time, but I don't want to do it again. Wait, what the sugar is happening now? Sorry, I don't want to swear around Brendan Fraser. All right, the music sounds more heroic than scary now, so I guess this is where we're going to actually complete it. Oh, for fuck's sake. I thought they weren't coming that time. Run, Brendan, run with urgency. Yes, he runs like a person who has never seen anyone run. It's just been described to him. I'm running out of bullets here. Come on, die. Think he's the last one? Come on. Yes, I can have two bullets left, and I got my magic button. I'm not going that way to the Pillars of Death. That's got to be the end of it. Yes, I found a paper sword or something. Fantastic. That'll go on eBay for a couple of bucks. At least I have a melee weapon now, though. It's good, because I was running out of ammo and I was getting a bit panicked. Well, this is where you went, and you... How did you both get here? His little run. This is for you. Why does he sound like a Walmart critical when he talks? I had to, you know, face certain death to get that for you. What? The voice line, it's just... There's so much emotion. And that would be good because... The subtitles are so out of sync and everything. Alright, okay, the cutscene is over. I was confused. They stopped talking, but I was just sitting there. God, your body is just warped all over the place, isn't it? You look like an herb. That's what you look like, right? Oh my God, where am I going now? Oh Jesus Christ, Almighty! Hold on, hold on, hold on! Fucking hell! Wait, I got one of these things again. I don't know what it is. I've just been throwing them around. They're probably priceless. Oh my God, how many of them are there? There we go. Now we're talking. Just start swinging wildly. And if you get in my way, it's your own damn fault. I think I went into, like, the hardest area or something. That was ridiculous. I just went through the door and they came out everywhere. Are those green dots my health? I don't really understand what is going on. It's never been explained to me. This is my new combat technique. Sewing and wildly. How can you combat that? You can't. It's just a modern, like, combat technique that the Egyptians are not familiar with. It's called being a coward. Tough for fex sake. Everywhere I go, this music just kicks off. Wait, did they kill me? Are they dancing because I'm dead? That is so disrespectful. I'm sorry you had to see that, Brendan. No one should live to see people dance in your grave. It ain't right. Maybe I should use my guns for the mummies and I can use my sword for the slow hammer dudes. See, that's a great strategy until you run out of ammo. Stop it! Okay, fighting them one-on-one is not too bad. You can just spam the sword. That's grand. Come on, one at a time and we're good. What the hell even is that water? Why is it all green? Is that algae or something? I don't know. Maybe that's why they're so upset. Like, I'd be pissed if my drinking water looked like that. Wait, what is that? Wait, hold on. What was that? He, like, rubs his sword or something. I don't know. All I can assume is he's going there, there. Good boy. To his sword. That's a good boy. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. No, no, no, stinky sand. Can we replay that sound? What was that? All right, I have one life. Oh God, I think it's time for a bit of a prayer. That was oddly timed. All right, it's definitely time for prayer. Okay. Oh, Brendan. Who are- What is he in these days? Oh, Brendan. Who are- Doom Patrol. Hello, be thy name. Protect me as these mummies try to kill me. I will use all my gaming experience to try to guide you through these tombs, Brendan. Just give me a sign that you're with me. You can do this, Kevin. Thank you for playing the mummy, starring me, Brendan Fraser. I believe in you. I will. I will save you, Brendan. Okay, thanks. Bye. You can't defeat me. I have the power of Brendan Fraser on my side. He leaves in me. And that's enough to get me through anything. Look at his combat. Brendan's a star now. God, really? Praying to Brendan Fraser really worked. And I know I'm, like, technically Catholic, and you shouldn't worship false idols and whatnot, but look at him. He ain't a false idol. He's a proper idol. Oh, Jesus. Brendan, save me. Oh, God, no. Run. Oh, Jesus. Okay, he definitely walked on air there. You see what I mean? He is worth praying to. Okay, is there any way I can know, like, if something's going to fall? Okay, I see the marks on the ground now. Okay, good, good, good. That makes it a bit easier. Oh, sweet Jesus. Oh, for fuck's sake. Where did you even come from? It just came from the sky. God sent you, didn't he? He's upset. Sorry, not even God can compete with this technique. It's so dumb. Is that it? Oh, my God. They just keep coming. Is there something I should be doing here? Going away? Is that it? Come on. The music stops. I'm like, okay, we're done. And then it just kicks off again. Okay, are we done now? Okay, good. I think we're actually done. Jesus, that took ages. And knowing I have one life makes it so much worse. God, they weren't very cryptic, were they? It's just a giant hand. Those are the things you should interact with, with your hands. Thought the puzzles would be a bit more in-depth, you know? Wait, I can crouch? God, they really tell you quite late. Oh, for fuck's sake. What is this? No, Brendan. I didn't tell you to do that. Oh, what are we doing now? I am controlling this log. For fuck's sake. No. Duck, Brendan. Maybe I can't duck normally. Maybe it's just on this log that I know how to crouch. No, Brendan. Is that my last Brendan Fraser face gone? Why is the music still heroic? I'm fucking dead. Game over. Praying to you did absolutely nothing. I don't want to put the blame on you, Brendan, but seriously, I feel like I was pulling a lot of weight there and you weren't contributing at all. All right, I think we're going to end it there. Thank you so much for watching me play The Mummy for PS1 slash PC. I highly recommend the game. I give it 10 Brendan Fraser's out of 10. You should definitely pick it up for yourself. Thank you very much for watching. Subscribe if you're new, and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.