 uh oh my god yeah that's good enough for an intro welcome to resident evil retribution so we're getting payback from yeah for the afterlife yeah for those who've been following this timeline i think it's all come to this right like everything we've seen has kind of inculminate into this moment where we watched the film before the last one yeah yeah last we saw of our intrepid heroes they were on a cruise ship getting attacked by an army of helicopter bicopters is that what they're called? the ones with two things? maybe? no i think they're um... biplanes? i forgot what they're called um i don't know i don't know what they're called i'm very excited to see how this is gonna go because i don't think a bunch of people with no weapons against a bunch of chips with with with guns and people with guns i just i'm really excited to see what i was gonna go i'm hoping west is still alive out there somewhere like he may have been blown into atoms but they could always reconnect with the power of the t-virus that's true slowly but surely reforming over a period of millions of years we still have not seen Ada Wong or Leon they both need to be in this and i'm pretty sure they are i guess they're real they want to get their money's worth out of this tanker that they got permission to film on yes so we're probably gonna get a big action scene on that one this is one of my absolute favorites i really enjoyed this a lot but before we get into it i just want to ask one question i want you to have it in your brain when we watch this film and that is what is the definition of a zombie that we have learned in Resident Evil so far right all right so if if you have the zombie that we've seen every variation of them right they seem to fit into some very clear cut dos and don'ts and this one will challenge that wow oh so i've got i got surreal categorization i challenge my expectations so what is a zombie film so you guys remember a little game that came out in 2011 called Dead Island i do remember that one yeah so this film is in 2012 and the trailer for Dead Island would have been early 2011 or 2010 what was the thing that happened in that trailer do you remember it was oh i remember what happened uh wasn't that like the whole slo-mo thingy it was the hotel it was there was a drama being played in two timelines one was going forward and one was reversing from the end now playing footage of dramatic blood zombie-tisms in reverse was quite impactful that trailer was watched by everyone it was like holy shit everyone the game was really disappointing but let's just say of course they have their eye on zombie games right the makers of these films games including Resident Evil i think just FYI that they may have taken some inspiration from that trailer with this opening now uh i'll let you guys see what you think what you see sometimes there's only one l in mila joe wish there isn't yes i was right no no yeah there's two else fuck i'm a true resident i see it so i already see it's going backwards we're reversing okay well one reverse isn't exactly like proof that they copied it or anything no tribute that's just one shit wait a minute oh no just still going oh wait she survived this well yeah she's a super human but not really isn't it so cool that it takes right off from where we left i mean there's not a lot of off those people left oh that looks terrible that's an extra what she shot quarters at the window what that's so dumb but look at how it was coming down anyway it was gonna hit no matter well barry's in this one too barry was in the original Resident Evil right we should have had someone who played the Resident Evil games all of them for this oh well we missed on so many references so um yeah timeline wise i'm almost certain they did this because of dead island it actually is kind of silly oh no we have bullet k things because it looks cool in the slow-mo backward oh that looks terrible what is even aiming at all of it oh this was done in a computer wait all these people were running for saving us everybody look at that every Resident Evil movie and with like loads of new like a huge new faction being introduced and the next one starts all umbrella a lot of them end with a faction being introduced or a secret factory or laboratory this is the next one always began with that thing being destroyed or wiped out let's just say this one certainly ends with with a new faction you could say what a fucking open indeed at the taverns i wonder if they had this scene in regular motion and then they saw the trailer for dead island like wait what if we reverse it yeah because there's no reason to not play this scene forward it's like Jesus christ that's a lot of ships that's all i am it's a bunch of them who's the bike up it's rags you have rags bike hop sure bike copters it's more like high copters because they're coming you had the same thought i'm proud of you oh time for our intro from alice you might be fucking confused it feels like a like a 2005 power boy oh hi alice i work for the umbrella corporation oh i know the largest most powerful commercial entity you're interrupting ml what the fuck i was head of security of the secret high tech oh i get it umbrella because it like controls the fact that they even bother referencing the first film at this point is fucking crazy to me how far removed are we from the first film well we don't know she likes just to establish like oh that's when the virus released it's like fuck that balloon what the hell was that that was the first movie that was a scene nothing nothing you should have been there jay we watched all of them the computer that controlled the hive was a state of the art artificial intelligence the red queen given a lot of detail i was about to say holy shit they're explaining lots about the first movie also that's not what she looked like you're all going to die down here i love that i've not seen you went home sidel but i've seen rest in evil fire and sex you're all going to die down here the red queen attempted to kill everyone with it they were infected i'm not i managed to escape she gonna do this for all of them hey i think my recap for jay was better than that viral outbreaks spread like wildfire pressed across the united states and then they became a desert world won't say it say it alice just bring the dead back to life oh there we go there we skip the desert despite the umbrella corporation continue to experiment with the deadly virus like at the point you're communicating previous events that are important to your audience via this you've just given up as a i think they know that nobody even remembers what the other films were really if there is relevant information in this none of this is relevant i don't know why they're doing this so why include it at all because i guess you get to show like a highlight reel of the previous films you get to fill up time that's true guys we're already nearly seven minutes in finally i confronted the head of the umbrella corporation alba instead of just shooting him you robbed me of my powers you robbed me of my past thank you for making me human again we thought it was over we thought we had survived the horror the horror but we were wrong once again she said we were wrong once again it's so exciting she'd know it's it's what you call stoic she's hardened rags she's been through a lot oh we're seeing in regular motion now are we yep yep i like how they shoot for other ones oh my god that looks bad oh we're actually showing it they're actually doing the regular motion this is seriously just they just tacked that shit on to make it longer yep still silly you guys have budgets why are you because this is why she was making 25 million dollars a film or one that's true all right so you know how part of the movie for a second that noise you know how when we begin a resident evil movie it often feels like we have no context for what the fuck's happening even if you've seen all of them previously welcome to the next resident evil movie this makes enough sense right why am i wearing it my head i still have it look it's resident evil three guy oh yeah upside down ears man she wants you to speak what do you sign thank you daddy there's nothing else in that cupboard except that one mug oh that angle had stuff in that someone picked up your dry cleaning yesterday she's trying to do a voice without croaking sexual abuse sexual abuse oh you thought you were safe it's like a nice 30 minute vacation for her okay we'll use your arms and open the window wait dig like the zombies do yeah that's the heavy duty end you know brooms oh they managed to just push it damn yeah fuck you bitch terrifying especially when we have zero context how any of this is happening i guess husbando is dead it's gnarling stops oh look she's shivering how strange because we've seen her battle them time and time again what is this world a ladder a step ladder oh what a slut that's not a step ladder it's just a ladder well she's stepping on it right now yeah how do you explain that jay it's a ladder it has steps on it what are you talking about jay also don't you think she should like check and make sure there's no more before you bring that wow back his name is on back his door what a fucking egotist maybe she's just stupid it doesn't remember where what where did he come from oh they turned the music back on the new oh wow this is exactly why she should have checked it was a strong beat it was nice of its family to let them fuck at their house oh my god everything is on fire why this is we're doing dawn of the dead this is just dawn of the dead isn't this the shot from dawn of the dead oh hey policeman oh no okay oh hey it's michelle rodriquez remember her from the first one what the fuck are you talking about just back bitch isn't standing now oh no what's up with this cause for concern that was a fast thing i think gotta get this priest in a bicycle attached to it what's going on why are these people doing this those things are not people so no easy watch the road oh there you go oh how does it even wait what a strange way to crash shut up also michelle rodriquez amila joe which are going to compete to have the most gravelly woman voice my name is alice that's claire it's gonna be great don't worry mom it was a priest not just a priest a priest with three catches hung up in it in a little leaf stickers oh she doesn't actually doesn't check no one who puts that many stickers on their cars okay oh jesus christ i really care about them specifically goodbye michelle rodriquez once again you perish this is such a like because i i do remember the experience of seeing this film being like okay i've watched the other resident evils i'm very confused yes you should have stayed in the resident evil retribution not like resident evil misremembering resident evil confusion resident evil reset resident evil i like how the zombies are using the handrails oh do they they don't go by smell that's good i live for rags questions the zombies using the handrails safety first oh no dude why does that look so bad i don't know why does that help him it's his sensor oh great oh look he'll say imagine thinking that this is a tense scene child don't know it hugged it for a moment oh that'll do it oh okay we're we're the other zombies it's chilling oh no are they back is it a dream oh those are quick huh okay so now something else yeah we can finally open with her being naked again kind of yes oh they brought back the skimpy white dress that's really just a piece of paper what is that it is an a5 it's closed technically oh that's my favorite kind of clothes this technically clothes these materials are technically clothes they showed all of it in the first film if you remember and the second one i think but then the third one they were like no no more no wait they did no it's a classy production the other the fourth one they were like enough nudity more action which i'm fine with generally yeah i'm okay with it the action's good yeah do any of them have a nude action scene see that's what i feel like this film needs to do it needs to evolve i feel like there's a space there should be space in the world for a film that shameless a naked action scene yeah this embraces it and does it really well oh well actually shoot them up any of you guys seen shoot them up yes i was about to mention that that is they there's two people having sex during an entire action team that kill loads of people yeah that film is good i love that movie rags you'd love it there's guns and sex all right i like those what happened to greece and claire where are the others from the ship thank you for that i turned the volume up to hear them and then yeah i just did that too okay so this is making so much sense it's sure i had to close the window so i didn't hear that who do you work for i might tell you forgive me so close in a sheet give me my powers but i'm freezing listen to me do you want to do what am i applying why are you doing this i might be my favorite live from bilajovic in this entire series why are you doing this oh she looks seared she didn't ask me a question that's cheating she's pretty chill now warning unauthorized computer access so this film is really testing what it means to be a story oh dude it's like a big spider web is that musically relevant of course oh hey an outfit sexy clothing activated here have this really weird outfit just so we can stay genuinely think the director literally just wanted to be like look at her snake is she hot what do you think i actually love that it's two items like three items of clothing and two legs oh it was all of the oh wow look at that spiffy now we're in a corridor you could tell we're the fifth movie in the series did anyone watch this and like felt like yeah i understand everything right now reboot and 10 seconds oh no bad guys what she rebooted as well obviously yep any logo in her eyes so they were just all sitting here on the ends of their beds yep in the dark yeah is she gonna be attacked by the laser hey there it is more lasers there's no bed oh my god this looks so bad doesn't it feel like this has just lost its mind doesn't even know what's happening anymore completely and entirely now we're in japan um i'm kind of starting to remember this movie oh it's so good it's staying this movie is this means stop rock star energy drink continuity is not a concept this movie is happening right now like i'm bewildered i don't even know what to comment on i promise by the end it'll make sense no but do not make promises you that is by the end you will go okay i i kind of understand what happened but it won't make a whole lot of sense oh sweet a big fucking gun in this police car i don't think that's a stand-up duty gun in japan that's where you're wrong you know that's a fugitive at this random street is china richard jeez what is this like she has a triangle in each nipple i'm type of june is that a problem so are they like testing zombies or testing alice like are these all like arenas don't remember what the fuck's happening if i'm honest with you hey remember this oh is it the hologram i really thought you were gonna say oh is this the holocaust wow someone smashed my car with a fuck a lot of money to customize my sidearm it's really cool looking oh she was the zombie maybe yeah do they have time portals see mariati and i promised you this stuff would go insane toward the end yeah i feel like we've come through i kind of remember what's been happening here but i can't connect the dots anymore so i'm still bewildered i mean you'll never be able to connect the dots but you will see the dots there are dots there are thoughts i love that guy oh fuck i remember when they did that there's been lots of references in this so far blare he's like oh no i'm falling now i'm quick now what's happening oh okay i feel like jay hasn't taken this journey so he's not prepared for this level of insanity because the first one like i said the first one is such a normal movie compared to these ones someone's opening these doors for her so she can escape the last moment so the zombies are real they could get out of the oh you have a gun wow that's what we call the old chain combo so she's a super hero again right she's the shit end of a kasanagama it's fine oh god the amount of cuts oh geez man uh this is what we call kino no not the stop so this is the tutorial section in like a video game right oh how are they gonna do this how are they gonna do this i'm so excited i'm so excited throw the gun up what they need to do is here to throw the gun at the wall for it to bounce and click into the mag that would have been fucking great what's that frame next nap so this was a scene oh no there's another two shit every time you shoot one japanese man too take his place wow they they stole that from on buck maybe on bucks told it from them oh my god now this is part racing oh is that the original one yeah this is so epic bro that's a final battle see we're almost half an hour in i don't even know what the film is yet what is happening we're watching for 20 few minutes again it really just feels like oh oh my god crowd coming next door has opened you may proceed to level six would you like to upgrade your equipment you have earned 6300 credits this is so intense how many shrek coins does she have not enough that was an awkward cat oh no let's think this is an umbrella Obi-Wan has taught you well but you are not a Jedi yet you have to kill a girl when she has no weapons you have to kill an umbrella could you imagine being the designer of this room and being like okay so when somebody walks in i want lights to come on but i wanted to take fucking first logo first always logo first i'm thinking like the normal logo and then just there's like white lights mostly so when like someone enters the room all like the secretary desks pop up it was like they were working in the dark thank fuck somebody came in oh that's helpful right which is your favorite gun no way they're all the same gun i was like which are all yeah these are all vectors is the knife your favorite round these are all these are all christ yeah these are all chris vectors with no stocks yeah ain't a wrong thing they did president evil for even with the knife a bit of advice try using knives next time my name is aida one operative for the umbrella why do you know the level of state self control of your body to stop the knife right there and i just cancel your contract right now she's gonna cancel it i don't work for umbrella anymore and neither does albert wesker you can kill her if you like he's alive i'm never get out he's why did you do that i don't know how did you survive the black hole explosion actually no that was a different west kid did they forget these guys look shut down mean it's jill valentine along with alba wesker oh aida why'd you do this are they not doing anything no guys duck behind the cover that looks like cgi that's cgi well rags how could they possibly fill me they don't have the resources well they have the actress right there though no and they have all these guys hanging around no she's cgi our only hope of survival is for us to work together i'm telling you mom it's my big break i'm right in the front of the scene what you saw was just a detailed recreation it's all similar it goes on for a few city blocks i was outside were you saw the sky did you get all philosophical i'll be resident evil the testing floor is 300 feet high he loves being a screen it's usually night in there but isn't that when the monsters come out anyway it was rainy climate control with rain they can even make it snow if they want to whoa i like it explaining all this to us it's like you see it does make sense the umbrella corporation arrived its primary income from the sale of viral weaponry something that's impossible to test in the real world they recreated the center of new york simulated an outbreak shoulder to the russians and sold them the virus they simulated an outbreak in moscow sold it to the americans an outbreak in tokyo sold it to the chinese an outbreak in china sold it to the japanese i feel like if the japanese saw what it did to new york they'd be like oh this would work on any city then also you want to spread a virus yes definitely not going to enter our country whatsoever that's totally not going to happen the umbrella corporation built a new arms race only this time it was biological rather than nuclear and this is where it all happened this is umbrellas greatest creation respectors with no stocks and no sites there's no sites on them so what you need sites she's got protagonist power she's she's supernatural yeah this facility is located in the straits of kamchatka northern russia the old soviet union built submarine pens here in the 80s after the cold war ended the umbrella corporation expanded them and built the testing floor oh i don't believe we've got so much exposition it's unusual at this point in the series right you'll need all the help you can get so i've arranged for a strike actually feel like a video game you should work with it along that's so dedicated she is so fucking cold and that's skimpy dress but she's hot whoa yeah look at this every day they did all this underwater it's not bad it's not insane enough that they did it they did it underwater and then under ice under ice underwater it is very cool i feel like this is just it just logically followed from the previous film don't you guys think yes sure now here comes a strike team hey he's back hey it's barry leon neon is that oh my goodness that's leon rank oh that zoom with that zoom sound effect so you know those are the shield generators the rebels are using let's move we have that can't be who they got for leon that's leon off yep actually fuck off oh so chris redfield was okay and weska was okay but this guy was no none of them are okay does that mean the casting for all of this has been absolute garbage umbrellas on they have to put that fucking logo and everything see if we have enough g553 these are the access codes data games these are the access codes is he fucking like russian my name is leon scott the kind of the ski leon the russian one leon the kind of these skis i get the jacket right yeah it's so hard to hire someone who would not only play the game but looks like leon is that just impossible yes part of your job is to play this game oh my god what is happening now that's the scale is so big next movie they'll be like yes umbrella we turned mars into a bubblegum machine this relates to zombies in some way zombie gum he's still just wearing a tank top that's his thing yo i'm his nemesis i spent so much money on this and none of it went into the script or the story you would be upset you say i mean i work like every hour of a day what if it's also cold down there if he hears someone suggest spending time on the script and he slaps them and then goes back to recording as well what does he have around his arm recording as well he's got some man flesh on screen this time around security chief valentine has reached the tokyo test environment she's tracking you so jill valentine is now the villain and wesker is trying to help us stop it yeah yeah all right this one i believe was actually written by paul anderson so no boy no wonder you know the same artificial intelligence you encountered in the heart oh red queen again she now controls what remains of the umbrella corporation she will stop at nothing to prevent you escaping to the surface nice that you waited for the more people dude it's such a weird fucking it's just like to forget everything you saw in the previous movies now wesker's on your team he's actually a quest giver you're fighting the red queen who was employed jill valentine and a bunch of people from the previous movies and a bunch of new people are running around somewhere she's about to regain control of this dessert you must hurry i can't don't listen to the traitor wesker i am in control now he's that's what he said though yeah he said you're in control you're all going to die down here reference i've heard that before yeah we heard that before in the first movie this movie more than any other is like proud to be like remember all the other films oh yeah i'm so nostalgic for the first one i mean as much as it's been a decent number of years at this point like jesus christ your ego i mean they have made five of these fucking things so like they can use a line again which ones will what the fuck is that oh my god christ holy shit what an interesting collection of weapons of which they can't give each other ammunition for i'm 45 an sg 553 that guy's got an ak uh a nine million i don't know i gotta see the mag wow are you such a these guys have these guys have tivores no anymore they don't yeah it looks like he's got an ak 74 years why are they breaking into a russian place he just has an ak 47 is that a problem it's insane that they actually have like all different weapons also protective gears to put these anyways intruders detected targeted for termination oh no we're like heroes who's she talking to she's talking to a self idiot oh the rest of the evil games have a decent story no but they're better than anyone who tells you they do is a fucking liar activate biohazard even while i was replaying what i do to the resident evil to remake i was like guys this story is poor shit what executioner he was in the little thing there he's activating bio weapons to stop us oh yeah that's right their umbrella they have those oh no hey back oh one of these guys oh it's him so this is a coin gun by any chance one of her bio weapons i'm curious what the creation is for this creature it looks really slow just walk away from it i mean the only reason you have to fight him in the game is because the whole area is she's he's fucking big hey he's all right he's so gone oh there's two two of them remember last time there's just one i mean you killed him with fucking quarters last time it should be two yeah you have actual bullets and real guns yeah you should be actually how are you alive he also has nails for this fucking head like he said if the head is the weak spot the sheer amount of materials that has been put into we're gonna kill each other dude these guys are way bigger than last time i know right man they have so much ammo in this one man infinite ammo man they're not even trying anymore it's like yeah they just shoot infinitely so imagine you're like a fan of resident evil and your friend likes the movies but you hate them and he's like oh the new one had ate a wong battling the executioners you'd be like what why and yet you see it and you're like you know what this is fucking amazing see you're gonna throw away your weapons again i'm wondering who's gonna be killed with gasoline no at least slo-mo is back yay oh good i was worried it was gone oh my god my favorite character this is just typical day in new york can you just get them to surely they be hitting each other with how wide they're swinging someone random on my on my steam list just started playing resident evil five the game that was clearly this is based on i mean oh no well she's gonna shoot the gas tank oh one line them oh hey oh that's that idea is all you could come up with and you're dead no they took no deal oh no they got exploded environment i don't know if all those bullets to the head doesn't kill them i don't see how this would hey red queen send two more or seven we'll just gas them i don't know we're behind schedule oh that was a badass way to say you're behind schedule you're making fun of her because you're using this let's move we're not being punctual enough that's that's a pretty badass line i know they're just casually walking so what's really weird with jill valentine is the she was like a full-on character in the second movie and then she disappeared and she came back as like a drone it's like what the fuck activate las plagues under wait so they have lost plagues now because i i assume they just attributed the weird malady things that the majini had in resident evil five to just t virus stuff in the movies but now they're specifically saying lost plagues those are different i think hmm stop putting the gun on my back i am going to go to this is too quiet right there right there right there behind this nice car oh no combine nice red army no oh these zombie nazi zombie russians yeah they actually are aren't they i forgot about this oh my god what is this supposed to simulate somebody paid money for this it's amazing oh it's a holographic projection what in the world is this set of movies anymore oh we're back here strike team is late where are they not here god her delivery is fantastic so let's maybe that's behind which one there's like 17 houses here check the big one do you think it could be a zombie probably the child you mean baby Yoda seems familiar i remember that using clones of me how do you think umbrella populates these test scenarios magic nobody fucking does a to do magic blood rituals and it just happens umbrella imprints them with basic memories just enough to ensure a correct emotional response to the threat of the biohazard in one life she could be a suburban housewife the next a businesswoman in new york the next a soldier working for umbrella that should have been a pretty chilling thing to hear actually now in your character but i guess time to shoot more guns does she have a character well i mean like to her she's like wait like but i thought oh so they could give false memories they don't give that a second no for anyone to even think about the amount of time she's woken up without any memories in some lab i wouldn't even believe i'm human anymore just be like whatever i'll shoot zombies yeah it's like i am i don't even know what i am but there's a me being so i guess i'm just gonna you know give me a gun give me zombies yeah turn your volume down folks who knows what they'll do well it's gonna be the child is a crescendo can't believe there's no sights on the fucking gun like that's such a bizarre thing no yeah look at that thing it doesn't know it's terrible she looks so awkward whoa why was there a police man zombie hiding in the closet i don't know because he's gay right oh there she is there you go you see they subverted us we thought she'd be in there but it she has to protect the child protect the child i'm just imagining a dub of that scene where the policeman bursts out of the cupboard and you just hear the audio i'm gay i'm gay it was the kids supposed to die in the simulation but she didn't in the what is happening so the kid is one of the 50 basic models or maybe it's an advanced model but it's a clone and Moscow and Berlin are so close oh god no the the kid that narrates everything is the same kid right is it no look how many nazi zombies there are uh Moscow zombies uh the russian zombies riding motorcycles why is this umbees you're a spoken word mode they're just standing in the windows the cover is not even pretending that they're getting shot at dude cover is for simps i like that he hit the one thing in the middle come on hack a bro do the thing well we can just leave this building has more than one door so i guess they're applying that they perfected that weird formula they tested on that one zombie that that like the block game puzzle mel you're interrupting in a moment i fuck her that's a protagonist girl look at that body all these feelings she has for you they were imprinted they're still real i could show you a dozen just like her in cold storage i was fast wasn't i yes you know you gotta use her sign language you don't understand are they not gonna do like the clones they're like kind of stupid and everything or they're gonna go with the clones are real and they look who it is rags he's back no no no oh it's you there he is hey oh my god it's been so long three questions he was turned into cubes in the first one your man terminate if necessary doesn't that guy get turned into cubes in cube isn't it cubes in avp well that worked out oh man lucky they missed yes they were not no like down down like walls are not bulletproof i just like you watch the first movie none of this is bulletproof at some point in the series work is gun battling all of the people are part of their team in the first film for some reason after they were done with resident evil one they never could have imagined that they'd be doing this no honestly like they just threw money at all these actors to bring them back they're like people like these characters i don't know the bad guys in this are just your shit my legs are fucking me wait what oh wow damn the guys oh is that your gun now oh no you've got your other gun so what was the other one for the graphics before why is Michelle Rodriguez not wearing more body on it wait what this will show you the way out no i can see fine okay the less i have with me the better i enjoyed them having the ability to have this conversation during a gunfight oh it's an umbrella grenade wait what uh we what are you doing how slow are these moving she did that all while it was they were traveling towards us wait what how far away are they holy shit lots of crazy explosion by the way mommy what the fuck is going on oh she's been shot oh no we went it went 300 feet to the ceiling but it didn't go like an inch down i'm still very invested in the russia war i can't believe this so all alive oh so awesome leon morale leon was like the fucking protagonist of the most beloved game in the series and they're just like he's some sort of quasi random russian guy now oh that guy we didn't oh god that looks awful how come they're using chainsaw wait i thought that was the one that got chainsawed was it someone else okay no it's someone else well he's next i think probably leon won't die guy for oh what the fuck you didn't i ditch you to die the zombies i thought i was the only one that survived what is this place and why is everything in russia and what's with the s and m get up just call an s and m get up at least the film is so i know you don't you're paying on the trigger and point it towards me i don't think you understand i marched against the n r a concentrate it's just like a camera it's no time for politics lady all right congratulations officially about us so how do i aim with this well normally on the top there's these things that you line up but what are you pointing right at her at the child as well you know why you get so worried about these things right these aren't real guns they're movie guns oh okay bye take my for dinner first your little slot why is she doing sign language i don't think they've explained that yet i don't know i think she is actually deaf she just speaks what she says too so it gets confusing but also i don't know why any of that is the case they threw a chair through that is that what do we need to hack for oh no there we go okay they could have left that building oh no there he goes he's dead oh look the liquors have been updated he really was the next one to die i feel like all three of these dudes aren't going to get killed it's like a super mega lurker one of them is from resident evil one one of them is from resuel well the cgi is certainly improved since the first oh man now we're we're getting so cool she's safe today in her weird car i didn't see all the roys kinds of rims in a long time spree wells yeah man that's why it surprises me popular in 2012 i guess we're halfway yeah halfway leon just found out eight is dead what was that oh zombies it made it to the glass but they're okay those damn russian zombies oh these are zombies these are zombies once again yeah these are plagues this is true to resuel five oh yeah i remember that except they went russian in that it's cute when movies pretend cars are bulletproof remember when she was shot for that motorcycle was not for cliff proof what it really wasn't she was shot though oh you need invitation for that oh his window isn't bulletproof no that was lame oh no i like how he wasn't even looking out the window i don't know what that guy's plan was opi g what's all right that's a particularly weak van those zombies on fire i like it i need the zombie actor set himself on fire for this movie you believe we're only 50 minutes in like this is crazy wow oh my goodness what do you imagine aiming that thing with one hand on the motorcycle oh oh shit okay uh don't worry we have handguns why are you doing that mr liquor they're on your uh subway time um this was part of the plan yes yes it was okay that liquor is not all right go just do stuff okay the whole thing collapsed resident evil yeah this is gonna fuck up the next simulation wait why is there a scratch on the side i don't think it caught up to him once did it okay yeah mackerel you're fucking nitpicking this you're not paying any attention to the movie this is why i can't watch you're making up flaws just to make fun of like a film with everyone loves shut up cool lord damn it's cool lady now when you shot i'm not you i don't know what no one's hang on the sign for becky is moving your hand across your mouth i don't believe that i believe it you have to spell out names also nobody has questioned her bullet wounds very visible hey leon so i can't do that sign language you don't use like a a spoken name you generally have a signed name but it's different oh my god she looks like sarah palin a relevant 2012 how and she that makes no sense when you look at it i think the moscow simulations from my back heart you've been shot for a while now she can take it no she's hot okay you can't defeat oh is the liquor not dead oh my god it was those ones was that even necessary yes wesker said you knew of some weapon something that could turn the tide for us yeah bullets apply them to zombies liberally did they hire this guy solely for the hay was that it yep i'm disappointed in that we've had a couple of minutes without an action scene we're in this secret underground russian submarine base all right give it a moment we're getting to the action chill umbrella prime umbrella prime dude i read that as submarine penis the underground submarine penis test next stop men's wear and sporting t he what i mean his hair is pretty cool though who the guy without hair yeah yeah his hair well she does no sign language oh yeah yeah she knew it immediately oh i think she was just motioning with her finger pretending to know sign language yeah her daughter is just like confused why is michelle rodriquez civilian with these people what is why are any of these people he just showed up randomly in the subway barry look out oh rip girl oh whoa that probably hit her actually she's all right looking mad so little girl's dead redriga's dead barry's dead why did it take her away it likes kids look like he said that when you said that like he's spout his blood and leon's like you okay it likes kids and lose this many friends so you can just walk away i plan on coming back don't do this you're more important than she is oh he's such a bad actor this is a mistake this is a mistake this is a mistake do you think he's like somebody's friend oh that was easy he's definite that's the only slightly logical explanation for how the casting in this is so consistently terrible wow these guys are horrible the shot where he moved his head away as he was oh he's alive good still alive it might have been so much of that one moment in hot fuzz where they do the same thing do you know the scene i mean will the two andies do it i'm too distracted by this incredible yeah i'm sorry the sheer spectacle of gunfire and the most incompetent bad guys we can ever imagine i love how the um the gunfire like the the the flash is what you call them the right you'll know this what you call the flash that comes out of a gun when you shoot it muzzle flash sure i love how they're clearly just super imposed on like you think with all the fucking money they could give these guys blanks so like rounds pop out of the gun yeah and you could even hear like the casings could hit objects and you could hear them and you wouldn't even have to spend money on the fake noise i prefer no they're just like now we're just going to recreate moscow i guess and cj oh such a fucking great shot yeah we have we don't think we should put like a sight on the guns that she uses for the whole movie so weird the gunfire right now is like it's just all of the characters from across all of the movies on the sorted teams how did we get here we've spoken so much on efab episodes about this series and we've finally almost seen all of it can't wait for scorpion king can it measure up to this will there be better characters worst care well we'll better any characters worth characters the only one i've seen is the first one i remember enjoying it so oh but there are like four more after that then again it was created for an older audience so any flaws you find in it are probably explainable by that old people just had worse taste have you seen taxi driver oh remember how she was shot yes now that's important we don't know it's just like a little bit of blood you could change the script she was shot could have been a scratch for all i know it just cuts to the position yeah cut to character shoot cut to next character shoot shoot i love how i can tell what's happening in the action scene there's a real flow of events here someone's gotta stay here leon no barry's gonna sacrifice himself so i've looked up leon his role oh there's that crazy barry big breakout role was in zoolander oh they're seeming aggressive disdain for adhering to cover is annoying me the way the drill shoots those guns is embarrassing i know you think they would have hired one guy to sort of like teach the actors one day like trying to look a little convincing and here's how you do that they just knew the less they understood the cum bubble can you get me out of here oh the child in the cum bubble it's like alien this is like it's like an umbrella i don't remember them making those i don't know eggs oh why would you like grind the thing i had this whole long i think it would be bad for your this doesn't look like it's gonna hold you that looks great oh that was fast it looks really good it still looks really good she does not have six powers this is after they took her powers away also i guess it's dead is that it also she's gonna get back it's gonna get down why does that look so fake you're just standing up because it was bullshit i didn't realize that that's how easy it was to kill the liquor but all right well that's some really weak cum yeah mine is way stronger no girl could ever get through my come out of them no man could ever wish to come out of wait check the other cum eggs maybe there's other people yeah maybe they would be very appreciative is that what is that it's me john travolta oh grenades okay we need to oh i think random guy he's like hey help hey meanwhile there's 16 guns don't you do it barry don't be a hero barry i'm gonna cock that back for your first shot no she's still shooting like that that was embarrassing oh no they finally did something smart these you're firing i don't know who that is oh barry and his cigars oh barry what's all barry gonna do he's died a hero fucking barry dude best character what a what a chad i just he's really come a long way what oh my god oh okay film oh my god it's the factory where they make the people who like toy story why the people who like toy sorry why did you say that you mean toy story for yeah just children or what i've had a lot of them were children what about the ones that aren't children sorry you ever just stop and wonder who's paying for this what is going on look at all the abbeys no it will destroy us people have chosen to kill her in the game they have to make loads of i'm surprised they're not all naked yeah true like this this film just doesn't give you any peace it was only slightly incapacitated it is really weird that they all have clothes on oh do you think he's dead this time so like you care enough about this one girl to like bring her with you and save her but like fuck all these other clones who are going to be just like her in a moment the only reason they don't live like lives is because they die in the simulations yeah but she cares about the other one oh no the shield generators down oh no the underwater base oh no now it's really gonna get wet in tokyo this is what i mean about like it's all come to this i really feel like they've built so much of it up i the next episode i say episode the next movie surely has to have like some fucking moon base or something umbrella have eaten the well i was gonna say rags i cannot wait for you to see how this film ends it is the best cliffhanger of any movie ever uh there's still like half an hour left the fuck oh look at me you can run away from the ocean no splooch and i just in my pants thank fuck leon made it you have to appreciate this barry was the oh the fuck have you arrived it's not over yet lads we've still got a third act that wasn't a third act by the way that was act two so it's like fine did did they kill her off in these movies we've got a snow battle to come i remember there's a snow battle oh my goodness man that time bar there's a lot of space left pull w.s. hannison he just rewards his fans sit back and relax god speak up the music's louder than they whisper hey what are that that vehicle is just like what the fuck is going on remember what it was just zombies and military people with god remember what yeah we remember when it was just like 10 zombies in a room and now we're like you this is what the experience of watching the faster furious sort of series is by the way it's cold rising action rags get used to it yeah stakes tend to increase oh no franchise goes on could it be a zombie shock leaves the learn but why did they stop moving because the film isn't over oh no secret see umbrella submarine they have submarines umbrella rains no that's the submarine penis they did foreshadow it you can't say they didn't god imagine being like given the script to one of these movies you're just like well she still has those weird ass guns without any sights and in the demo they're the best ones well they do have infinite ammo welcome everyone to the snow battle what are you wearing oh god i just suddenly remembered how this ends leon guy from the previous movie it's chill oh see she survived magically well she said run or something at some point michelle rodriguez ada oh my god so many characters this is going to be such a great this is fucking like mortal combat at this point submarine shows up so they can have a fist fighter you know we all want chill remember when you were a character no no soldiers should have a plan only the two of you it'll be enough um have you watched these movies no no rags check it out the last bloggers parasite last bloggers that doesn't fit does she know like what that does sure every resident evil villain does this oh my god how did you miss you shot like 80 bullets oh yeah well i took your ninja oh she's got guys it's not working get an rpg ice six no what are those gonna turn into your staffs or spikes oh my god dothball here we go everyone that's what i i wouldn't say that's a parasite honestly that seems like ew ah that must hurt why don't they just poke out from where they were shot in why don't they go all the way down your fucking fingers oh no michelle rodriguez is gonna fuck them up like mushroom and form what an odd choice of weaponry i think first was weird stabby spear stick and staring at each other that whole time yeah they were appreciating that michelle rodriguez was removing the bullets ow ow yeah you hit her in the face with that and that's all it did what a shitty weapon can i reiterate the video gaming i thought i felt oh no my stick oh no my you know i like that the slow mo has made it into the next movie fucking best snow battle ever what was that supposed to do yeah if you couldn't close him down what was i even know she's getting a stick stop it even runs weirdly no now you grab the skin throw it away oh oh you're dead jesus yeah you t-virus powered magically she's also bleeding this whole tie oh no that's over she had a she had a little nap okay she's like why would you fight me when i have this basically oh she's spun around okay hold sweet now it's useless yeah oh big jumping attack now the man music can start see if if you've gone i can't tell what's going on with all the cuts i just gonna have to wow hear the woman see the aftermath of every take no this is all very cool in effect i'd say oh 3d why though but why uh oh gee why are you swinging it like an axe 3d you hit her on the cheek with it and it did nothing swinging it clearly is not the way to go oh all right oh my stick oh dead again what would it be a stumble i was pushed this way but i will now rub this way stumbling retreat wait he guys your pistols didn't work don't fight her with vests that's probably not a good idea oh my god they did a mortal combat x-ray oh shit arms out of commission for wow we're gonna do it oh seems like the obvious thing to do all these breaking sounds yeah all these how are the bones doing guys and let's remember she's are not as good as gonna be fucked up she's a bolt beyond the need for bones you want to make it sound dead bone creepy oh no oh she did it right to the top of her brain oh my god there was another on buck move no will our heroes be defeated yeah i hope so wasn't the only one that got his bone broken or was it the other one what's injected with the gay virus oh no i'm not the gay i can't believe i was able to reference on buck twice in this movie nice look it's the oc vs an original character that people like i wonder who pool ws anderson will have be victorious you already said that yeah i'm doing it shut up straight right now can you go away oh that's a way to do it who started that up her magic powers watch your boobies it took you way too long by the way okay well that's not accurate to the very easy as well yeah i would have i would have started off for that one you know what they should have done they should have put explosions on it like no i need her boobies why oh no you didn't get it so uh yeah all right how are they gonna do it defeat oh my god why would you do that oh so he's dead again i'll beat slow his heart stops oh really we're gonna punch his heart my heart turning off my only weakness no ran out he ran out of hit points so his heart just stopped that's the one thing i didn't want to this is the one thing we didn't want alice vs michelle rodriquez the final battle thank goodness for the slow mo here we go don't run at her just shoot more oh no male she has a gun oh no her heart really man that's an effective move you can just punch people's hearts off i can't believe they ripped off dead island add model combat add a buck if she just had a stronger heart like that big black man didn't have this wait what the zombies under the floor okay he's like hey he'll run away before your heart stops also she just got better wait this is on being the floor how much has she been injured at this not a superhero though they took that away if they'd just let her keep it all of this would have made more sense why don't you just shoot that thing just you shoot it she's gonna shoot the floor what are you doing shoot the floor that gun is never reloaded yeah it's a golden gun you're need to oh no that was uh oh geez oh wow right there too join us in the underwater it is fucking cold down here oh my god oh what were you not freezing before can i borrow your boots you but i'll nibble you to death why are they biting a t-virus person i'm gonna bite your bum she's got the pluggists i guess it's different oh okay russian zombies like easy pluggists oh i'm coming for you good luck with that yeah nobody have a case that looks okay is it through america oh my god so many he's bulletproof and regenerates what are the zombies gonna do for a while they're away from where they were before she needs to be lifted up from the ice is what's keeping it really cold leon yeah that's that's probably a good idea leon thanks my top is slightly warmer but my bottom is really cold right now that's all on the ice oh there we go wait so black guy's just dead then yeah yeah his heart yeah his heart is too bad but her heart's fine because she's really big and strong oh she finally she died yeah is this the end for alice oh my goodness we still have 15 minutes left by the way well yeah because we're gonna get a bit of exposition and then the cliffhanger excited where's she gonna wake up now now she's probably thinking i love the pretty crazy life yeah been quite a ride look mom i'm a burrito i'm okay now all right i'm not getting tortured me look we had a vote you have the shortest hair that's not really the kind of thing you need to vote on no rags meant was they voted on who would have the shortest hair well no like baby like oh no her hair is bigger than her and no they're a little longer like that so they put it about like oh his eight is longer or his meal is longer they're like guys then we voted you whoa dude slap him leon can't catch a break pull leon after ashley died he's just had nothing to really he's got the knife on it we are going to america we're going to fall out three my god give me a systems update me like thank god you know i bet you guys are a little bit confused right you're probably like what's happening it's all gonna make sense in a moment i don't remember i'm so excited looks like straight from the division president trump this is all the plan for umbrellas a regular election president wesker he looks so he's such a shit wesker stop what i'm re giving you your powers you should have just said it's a twist you had them the whole time i just lied it turns out the real powers were inside of you all a lot of weight that is what powers are never mind i love that jay was here for both the removal of his powers on the all the weapon fuck you for making me fall for it no expense but first you have worked you see the red queen is determined to destroy all life the red queen is trying to destroy all life the last of the human race came here to washington dc oh boy here we go this is why we needed you back the ultimate weapon wesker is so fucking lame be ready for this i don't remember this i'm excited humanity's last stand the beginning of the end which is why we have two machine guns on the roof the white house oh my goodness okay this is the last of humanity here in this prop no when when the fuck did any of this happen like this looks like they are big now oh my goodness just like remember the fly was the old five oh my god now that was a movie oh that sure as hell was wow what can you even say about that one what it's my favorite excellently crafted from beginning to end we did start this off right history of hell with the very first movie we were very clear it gets insane yeah we're like we started off with the first movies 10 zombies in a couple rooms all right pretty simple second movies like all right we you know we gave this one a budget and we're in a city and there's some little quirky characters like oh okay it's kind of fun this little nifty third one we're just going to bore you in this desert and then now like they realize their mistake with the third one they were like we need to autocorrect hardcore tower characters zombie fights they don't have to make sense we just need them it's better if you're not going to make sense you might as well have fighting i think is what they finally discovered yeah and this one is just fuck it underground moscow zombie simulation go do you need any more words i feel like i don't know anymore about this movie than i did before i'd seen it like i said you'll never be able to connect the dots i'm exhausted that's incredible and now there's only one left oh it's kind of sad right like only having one more of these miracles well thankfully another new one is coming out next year but it's not by to pull to us and so it doesn't count yeah that's true is it by me live over no no not even damn so it'll suck yeah they want to make one that's like close to the video games apparently so damn it's gonna suck yeah what if they move exactly like leon has to in resident evil four controls just long it just looks like he's clear inventory managing long seems sort of it's a briefcase it's like looking at desks this has no use for me oh man i said something else and after the credits or something is there an incredible scene no there isn't i looked excitedly oh okay that's sad damn but like imagine constructing a movie that sort of brings us home after all that great brings us home to washington dc in this oh man just what a what a journey you see what's interesting is that they're starting up a whole new thing with monster hunter don't pull W.S. Anderson directing and writing with Mila Jovovich starring they're going to do the monster hunter what they did to resident evil i'm so excited so the series is officially left on hiatus right here at at the top of the white house oh no there's there's one more movie okay could you imagine not continuing after that dude that would have been it would have been like an itch in a spot on my body i couldn't reach not that there is one of those but jeez if there was fucking hell it would be like such a thing so um yeah that was resident evil what was that one i after no fuck uh revolution revelation retribution retrospection couple couple lips live there you go yeah what he said it's that one i think what you said wasn't even sensical but yeah um that's the opinion wonderful excellent movie great director and writer excellent acting thank you so much uh goodbye did it see you bye bye everyone thank you i'm tired would you bring me