 Oh, bring us all, stop being cowards! Help us! Oh, dammit. Yeah! Oh, so- sorry! Sorry I didn't mean to hit you! Ah! Oh, God, what was that? Oh, okay, we got... Colocants? Relic? Oh, look, it's Subnautica! Hello, everybody, and welcome to... Crab Island! No, it's collision course and... Oh, God. This guy had a messy jelly sandwich. Oh, it's a horseshoe crab! Oh, that's great! Is it right click? I don't pick stuff up again. Oh, it's G! Of course, interact is G! Okay, we are back in collision course, and we've got a new way we're starting up now. I wonder if we can swim over to the... the crash over there. We should try that. Once we... Once we collect our specs... Oh, it's F! Oh, my God, there's crabs everywhere! Can I kill the crab? Jesus! Is it dead? Oh! Are they all dead? Oh, my God! Is it F? What was it again? No, it's not F. G-H. No. Uh... Oh, no, it is H. Okay, what is this? Oh, here we go. Here we go. A winch! A stana winch from the ship. Ooh! And what is the primary sensor from the ship? Uh, I have a bio scanner. Scan for biological signatures with a 75-meter range drain survival suit. Ooh! Cool! What is this one? D. And there's a flashlight. Aha! Fantastic. If I click Q... I can see the... Oh, no! The crab that I shot is dead! Oh, fantastic! So, we're going to do the Subnautica thing. How he feels it. Haha! That guy was about to talk. I was just... Oh! I mean, this looks like a 3D model, right? This doesn't look like it's just something in the background. Can I walk up it? Oh, it hasn't even got any colliders on it. Are you kidding me? At least I've put something here for me. Okay, new game! Oh, perfect. Yeah, what? Oh, whoa! What? I've got different things this time. I got... Oh, my God. That's a drone head or something. Oh, that's great. And we got medikits. Oh, I can combine those. Hold on. Hold on. I remember this. You can take this. And take that. Wait. Oh, no. Oh, dammit. No! I used an energy cell! Oh, dammit. Okay. Well, we've got to keep an eye out for more energy cells. Because then we can actually make a bomb. Yeah! Well, now let's go into the great unknown. It looks Earth-like. It looks Earth-like. Whoa, what's that? A perfectly placed T-Rex skull? Oh, let's go investigate. Hey, I bet you're dead tired just lying around there on you. Obviously doesn't have a funny bone in his body. Ah! Oh, dude, we got peeps. I'm assuming they're not going to be friendly, right? I mean, we've bumped into people before, and they're never friendly. Are you a raptor? Are you just going to go around? Can I shoot you? Oh, a stick! Yes! Take it! Oh, my God. They're so not going to be friendly. Look at the way they walk. It's like four. Why is my thing not picking up that there's four of them? Oh, okay. Hi! There's loads of people here. Can I talk to you? F? Can I pick you up? Can I put you in my inventory? Oh, what have you got here? I'm going to take all your stuff. We've got a drone. Hey, buddy. Hi! You walk normal. Oh, do you sell things? Trader, look at this. Stay back, my drone doesn't like strangers. We could use more protein. Oh, okay. So I can trade meat and stuff now. Oh, I want a capacitive shotgun. Oh, my God. Give me that. How do I get that? I need to give you meat. Am I not allowed a gun in here? Whoa, what? What the bloody hell? Oh, my God. Okay. What is the whole head of triceratops things? Create a distraction. Create a distraction. More like throw it. There you go. And in the head. Yeah. Oh, they put blood in it. Oh, my God. What's going on? Can I hold on? Can I just take this out and throw it in again? Oh, my God. I can. I'm so sorry, buddy. Hold on. I need to kill the rest of you. Come back here, guys. One kill. And again. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is he dead? No, now he is. All I need is one spear. In the eye. Let me let me. Oh, Jesus. Fair enough you've made your point. Oh, there we go. Oh, my God. It's good as gold. Yeah. Telling me, I got so many. All right. Whatever. Okay. Let's see if we can get a shotgun from all this meat. Hi, guy. Take your meat. Yum yum. It's good as gold. Yeah, I know. But I've killed you before. Hi. Right. Okay. Can I trade you? I don't know. What do I do? Oh, okay. Okay. Right. So I need eight bits of meat for the shotgun, which I've done. There you go. Can I have it now? Can I have? Yes. We have a shotgun. Awesome. Okay. A stimpack. Well, I don't really care about that thermal shielding. I don't think I need that for a tent. And I don't know what these do. Hold on. Maybe we need the cell. I think we need the cell. Okay. Hold on. I'm going to harvest more meat. I really hope it doesn't have a night cycle. I feel like he will. But I hate night. I hate night in so many games. Why do they put night in games? God. Hi. I'm back again. I could use my shotgun on you. Okay. That one. Trade. Yes. Give me. Nice. Yes. I want more. Give me more. I mean, I don't need another shotgun, right? Ooh, I should have saved up for the... I should have got the medium pack, shouldn't I? I wonder what cooked meat goes for. Like, can you actually make cooked meat? Unable to access the infodou menu at this time. Why? Wee! Full shotgun. Yes. And my clip is not very good. I don't know what simp units are. So all I need to do... Oh! Why did I pick this up? I don't even know where I got this from. I'm just cycling through to try and get to me. There it is. Oh, yes. Now that's a weapon. Hey, buddy. Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Oh, my God. He takes a few shots, doesn't he? That's a stick. Oh, no! Oh, God! I was going to say, not charging me, are they? I got one. Ah! I got another one. Oh, yes. Yes, you give me all of the good... Oh, I'm out. Oh, never mind. Oh, yes. Where do they go going, son? Okay, never mind. Let's just take the meat. Oh, this is awesome. Oh, my God. I actually really like this game. Okay. Okay. Okay. The fact that you can get the currency so quick is brilliant. I love it. Well, let me grab. I have to grab from the head. There we go. Okay. So we're going to spend this. Oh, God. I keep on clicking the wrong thing. Will you shut up? All right. So what we're going to do is we're going to go there and we're going to buy a medium pack. Awesome. Oh, yes. Oh, that's fantastic. Okay. If you wait here, I'll be right back. Oh, parasol. So many parasols. Oh, we must go see. Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, wow. They have weird animations, but I want to see them anyway. Hold on. We must approach them so they don't see us. Oh, I love them. Oh, wow. Hi. Oh, they look exactly like the Lost World ones. Hi. How you doing? Do you like me when I look? He's like pivoting on the spot. Hi. Can I get close? Oh, do you get scared? Oh, God. You all go in a pack. Oh, wow. Oh, that animation. Oh, it's beautiful. Look at them go. Tripwire. Oh, that's cool. And snare. Oh, okay. Oh, this is me. I think. Is this me? God knows. What is this place? Oh. Hello. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! He's being polite and just waiting for me. Oh, I was about to go for my backpack. Okay. Okay. Fair enough. Fair enough. Three shotgun blasts apparently doesn't kill a psoratosaurus. This is good to know. Why is he not picking them up? Oh, oh. Oh, one of the only ones left. Oh, there's stegos. Oh, wow. Is that a baby stego? Okay. So these guys, right. And the stegos, they do move in heads. Right. Well, I know you guys give loads of food. So if you don't mind. One shot. One shot. One kill. Yes. Give me it all. Oh, there it is. Here's the one with the spear. Now we need to hunt something else. Get really close to this stego. With our mask. And then we go sod it. And we pull out a shotgun. And we go die. And again. Oh, I missed him. He's running away. Look at him go. Oh, wait. I missed him. Hold up. Hold up. Wait a second. Wait a second, please. Bam. Oh, my God. Okay. Is this salt water? Where did I get a horseshoe crab from? Get rid of it. Oh, is this food? Can I cook it? Well, I didn't want that. I want all of him. Give me all the food. Yes. So I can just pick up hermit crabs. Wait, what? It just counts as raw meat. If I just pick up a hermit crab. I need to kill anything. Let's live on crabs for the rest of my life. I'm going to kill that droid. I swear down. I'm going to kill him. Well, I can't even draw weapons though. So they obviously know that's what people would do. I have all of these. And I want another one. Take. Oh, I can't. Can I have it back then? No. Ew, bugger you. So I can't transfer. Great. So I've just lost all that meat. Fantastic. Oh, great. Okay. Well, give me that. Shot accuracy is 90%? Oh, is that 80? What kind of font is this? Wait, hold on. How come I can have my gun out now? Oh, God. Oh, yeah. It's attacking. Oh, God. Oh, wow. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. I need to use my med kit. Oh, did I just die? I died. I could take him out though. I could do it. Did I get him? Oh, he's moving. Oh, no. Oh, die, robot scum. Oh, he just gets back up. He's like the Terminator. Oh, God, no more help. Oh, I can use that to sleep. Oh, I just need three more twigs. Look, I don't even need to kill you. All I need to do is just grab all of these damn hermit crabs. Wait, are you going to charge me? I was going to say, yeah, don't charge me. Just let me harvest the crabs. How about we set up a little tent out here? We're going to tab. We're going to crafting. We're crafting a tent. And then I guess I place it here. Awesome. Yes, it's day. I'm going to kill that damn robot. Oh, there's so many brachiosaurus. Oh, wow. Oh, that's great. Nice. Oh, OK. Is that normal? I'm going to take some health just in case. Thank you. What? Are you? Are you OK with this? You're completely OK with this. What? What's happening? Oh, I can have my gun out here. Oh, fantastic. Hold on. Hold on. Let me save. Bam. Bam. Bam. Three. There you go. Yes. I'm not going to stop till you're dead, son. Oh, and you hold on. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He's right on me below. Come on. Oh, did I do it? I got an achievement. Look at that. They would never do this hard. Look at this. Yeah, you definitely can't kill him. Oh, my God. I'm sorry. You just got loads of good meat in you. Oh, my God, yes. Solar panel. I don't know what that is, but that's ammo clip. Expands water carrying capacity. Oh, I didn't see that in the dark. Oh, no. I got dysentery. No, stop drinking it. Stop it. It's another escape pod. Oh, my God. Oh, he's glorious. Oh, it's guarded by a Spino, though. Oh, they deliberately placed that there. Oh, this is great. Oh, are you ready for a boss battle, guys? Yes. Right. Let's go to Hangar now and get some cheeky shots off. Not that mask. Oh, he's with the... Yeah, there you go. Oh, yeah. That's a good depth of field. This goes on headshots. Yep. There you go. If I jump down, you're just going to kill me. It's my luck cowardice, but it's not really. How much ammo do I have? Oh, my God. I'm running out. Take it. You want to go watch with the depth of field? Oh, we can't get up here. Can you? You can't get up here. Yeah. Oh, fantastic. We got you, son. Suck it. Oh, let's just hope there's no more. Let me harvest you. You should get better stuff instead of just meat. But I guess, like, meat actually has a purpose now. So a halo could be worse. What's in it? Oh, my God. What's that? How many of those lasers do I have? How many of these do I want? Annie Bellnooks? Cues all diseases. Oh, that'll be even my dysentery. Oh, it's fantastic. What's that running around? Oh, the little dryos. Die! Die! Welcome to Ventriloquist Hour. Do you like this game? Yes, it's really good. Let's just turn them into meat. You are free of dysentery. I'm free. Okay. How many sticks do I have? Oh, I can make a tent. Yeah. Oh, wait, and it's six. Okay, one more stick, and we've got ourselves a tent. Oh! Oh, God save. Ammo added. Oh, I got a simp. Oh, fantastic. Craft, please. No. Yeah! Whee! Done and done. Oh, and there's a pregnancy on the horizon. You guys walk funny and clip inside each other. It's not like you can really get away from me, is it? It kind of like... Oh, my God, the blood is spewing down. Bya! Bya! Call me Colin Trevorrow. Get it? Because he killed off the... Hold on. I got a better weapon. Yeah. I can just, like, jam it in your leg constantly. Oh, yeah, you can tell which one I've attacked, because he's still got the thing in him. At least that's where I save Ammo. Oh, God, no. I hit the wrong one. I can't tell which one's which now. Oh, there's the T-Rex. Hey, buddy. Over here. Come on. Come on. I'm going to come and get you. Where is he? Come on, then. Bite each other. Jurassic versus Cretaceous. You guys going to fight? You going to fight? No, don't back up. Oh, God, the volcano's erupted. Jesus Christ. It's like falling kingdom. Ah. Hold on. Can I, like, throw spears through to him? No. Yeah. Coward. Come back here. Hey, buddy. Boom. Oh, my God. He's running away. He's actually a coward. Oh, thank you, guys. You did great. Look at him all the way over there. Bam. I'm going to get him back over here. I'm going to throw more spears. Am I going to get it in his head? Boom. Ha ha ha. He's coming. Run. Little foot squishes face. Get closer. You can't touch him. Ha ha ha ha. You don't know how to get me. Oh, God. Bring a sword, though. Don't let him get close to me. Oh. I just want to spear him in the face. Oh, God. Oh, no, no, no, no. Run away. Don't run away. You're my salvation. Oh, no. I'm getting here, though. Oh, bring a sword. Stop being cowards. Help us. Oh, damn it. Yeah. Oh, sorry. Sorry I didn't mean to hit you. Oh, God. Yeah. Oh, God. Is he dead? Is he dead? Oh, my God. That was indignified, wasn't it? Yes. Oh, you are dead. Ha. Oh, enough. There you go. Marvelous creatures. Well, I guess I'll take it for now. But I want to know where this dropped. Oh, look at that. Why couldn't you get more iconic than that? Was this like a Spinosaur on a hill? Right, but I do have the solar panel. So I'm getting close towards it. Wow, your face looks. Why does your face look like that? Why is it so smooth? Yeah, I'm getting close to earning a suit that allows me to survive during the day. Like, or like recharge myself. Raised by Brackus Stucko Soros. Oh, there's power. There's a power in here. Oh, he's calling out. He's lost. This is where we do the mask. There he is. Ooh. Oh, that looks cool. Look at that shot. That was awesome. Oh, there's more. There's more of them. Holy crud. Oh, God. Oh, God. There's a T-rex. Oh, he's going to hunt the Paris. He's going in. Oh, they're all alerted. Oh, wow. Oh, that looks so cool. We need a crouch though. We need a crouch. That's like the thing from walking with dinosaurs. You just need them wrong. Oh, no. Not good. Not good. Not good. Not good. Oh, it's coming over here. It's coming over here. I'm killing the Paris though. Oh, a spear. Take it. Can I fast travel now? Yeah, fast travel. Oh, my God. It's the same brachiosaurus. Although they look like they've seen better days. Oh, my God. What happened to you guys? Okay. It doesn't look very good, all right. It's the easiest way to fill the spears and keep getting them back. Oh, God. Oh, no. Oh, no. T-rex. No. No. No. Go away. I don't want you. Oh, he's coming for me. Oh, he's coming. Oh, die. Die. Honestly, another one though. Oh, no. We can't even get a bit from it. Oh, God, bring your swords. I need you to have more than ever. Oh, God. Moving. Can't see him. Come on, then. Oh, sorry, brachiosaurus. Sorry. Oh, don't move backwards. Give me, give me, give me. I'm clicking everything. It's not working. My God, I can keep up with it, though. Okay. Okay. Here we go. Yeah. Die. Oh, God. Where is it? Oh, no. This isn't so good. Oh, it's dead. Oh, I didn't see it turn blue. Oh, my God. That is two T-Rexes. Oh, wow. Look at that for a picture. Wow. The graphics in this game are beautiful. They really are. So we found out you definitely can't kill a brachiosaur with, like, 10 million spears. But, you know, five spears for a T-Rex as well as a shotgun blast. Yeah, that'll do. I mean, as long as you've got brachiosaurus as a friend. You're okay. Ooh, what's that? You're a little Utah thing. Did I get him? Oh, he got scared. He got spooked. He's spooked by the volcano. Is it erupting behind me? Oh, my God. What's going on? Oh, there it is. Where's the raptor? Oh, there's the raptor. Come back here, you. Hey, up. Bop. It's like, no, please. You look like the one who walked with dinosaurs. You need to die. You're a copyright infringement. Bah! I can just store all the food in the tent and just come backwards and forwards. Yeah. There you go. That's the ticket. Now let's go claim our prize. What remains a goofball? And I'm trying to think, where was that raptor? The raptor slid down a cliff. Let's go take all of our meat and, uh, sell it. I don't know how to do sip things, though. I can't sip. Oh, Lord. Oh, this is it. This is another chance to get loads of meat. Oh, they're alerted to the Spino. Oh, it's my favorite. Lucky's already got me spearing him. All right. We don't need guns. All we need. Ow. Stop. Why are you doing this? Look, you're low-poly. Don't do this. Look at him. Look at his little face trying to work out how this works. You don't stand a chance against my brachiosaurus wall. Look at this. He's trying to get me through it. Oh. As long as I only hit the Spino, we're good. Yes. You don't stand a chance, son. Oh, I missed him. Oh, he's coming around this way. Come around this way, are you? I can't waste any spears. You've got to come to me. Now you decide to move. Your sword saved me. Thank you. Oh, will you stop moving, though? Oh, it's face. Oh, I've got sepsis. Am I dead? Am I alive? Am I underneath the brachiosaur? Am I alive? All right, you've asked for it now, son. Ah! Giving me sepsis. Oh, God, I might die now. Oh, my God. Just give me all the meat. All the meat. Woo. That was a bloody rat. Of course, another T-Rex. Like, my God. Does it ever end? That's like three T-Rexes I've killed and two Spinos. Come on, smooth man. Show me what you got. Oh, every time. Every time I talk to you. Are they all smooth now? Has it just went low poly for everybody? It has. Oh, he's got back up again. That's cheating. You can't do that. Don't make me kill you again. I'll do it. That's not cool. That's really not cool. There we go. Yeah. Stay down this time. God, giving my Brachiosaurus his trouble. Oh, my God, I've got him. Although he's just floating there. Dude, there's a guy. Just want to be like, oh, let's stop. No, there's loads of things. There's a guy here. Are you rogue? Don't make me do this. He was being hostile. Oh, he's running now. He's got a spear. Oi! Where is he going? What secrets does he know? Like he runs like a T-Rex. Oh, he's also got a gas mask too. I can shoot you with a shotgun, you know. If I shoot you now, you'll fall down there. And I don't want you to fall down there. So... Fine, I guess I'll kill you. Where's the spear? We got a pipe. Black things now. What did he have? Oh, he had a flower for my sepsis. Oh, thanks, buddy. Oh, what's this? Breathing mask can't add gear is full. Ooh, I'll take the ammo as well. What does breathing mask do? Allows for faster stamina regeneration. Oh! Oh, that's perfect! Okay, now we're going to be enjoying this video, guys. Leave a like until next time. I'll see you later. Oh, bye-bye.