 As chair of the society, I have to take on a series of roles and responsibilities. People get on well with me. I'm often told I'm like Arlene Foster. I don't know who that is, but I think she's a badass bitch, so that's cool. I have inspired many past students, many of them idolise me. There's this one girl here called Joan, and I helped her really grow into her own person. She's now a system manager down at the Topaz down in the road, so God on her! Well, she only got that job because the old assistant manager kept molesting all the girls at the deli, but sure luck.