 Right guys welcome back to another video and welcome to my 2022 draft day just in the nick of time. It's Thursday tomorrow the first game of The regular season begins and if I hadn't have done this if I had have forgotten which I almost did I would have been really fucked off. So today's the day. We've got two and a half minutes to go until the first Pick is is on the clock you could say Two and a half minutes to go two and a half minutes are the best the way that I'm doing this is basically the way that I do Anything there's no preparation. I just opened the computer logged in first draft that was available three o'clock my time Thursday September 8th, so I I'm looking forward to it man. I I don't even know what What order I'm in I feel as if this this is the running order Which means I could well have the second pick and honestly have no idea who I'm going to take so The other thing is that last year I used the NFL comm website this year I'm using the ESPN website and the only reason I've done that is because ESPN have a draft That is today if I was on the NFL website I'd have to wait until tomorrow and as you know, there's no guarantees around here Look, I might have even forgotten. So I thought you know what I'm sitting down. I'm doing it We've got a minute 40 to go. I need to get a team in and I can't wait to play I really enjoyed it last year. It was the first the first year the first season that I'd actually followed it through and You know, there was some heartbreaking losses. I must admit, but there was some some some really exciting wins as well and you know, it's just a it's just something else to follow You know, it's something else to to get into to get behind during the season. So I've talked for far too long. I'm gonna relax I'm gonna reduce the heart rate for the next 70 odd seconds and I'll see you at the start. Let's do it Unfortunately, I don't honestly I don't have enough mates in person that like the NFL To to set up my own league that would be that would be so much more fun but either way, I Did say I was gonna stop talking, but I'm not it's David Schomper Jacob McDonald, Mike Brace, Jason Joseph, Rob Henson, Angel Walker, Hady Alfaro, Anthony Smith Lionheart, Anthony Smith, Eloy Quintana and Thomas Ridley So I guess all I can hope for is that each and every one of those players is here Currently and we don't have any, you know, automated picks. That's all I'm hoping for. We've got 15 seconds to go. I Don't even know what the interface is going to be like. So yeah, should be should be interesting I feel like we've got three minutes per pack and that that's that's more than enough So let's let's let's get into it. Well, we the draft room is now open. Let's go You got to love it. Don't you? You got to love it. It's the first time I've seen seen this sort of Well, it's relatively the same isn't it? Your draft is about to start right I'm gonna I'm gonna increase the Increase that actually I'm feeling a little bit out of depth out of my depth here guys. I don't know where to click. I don't know what to look for What have we got here? Oh, yeah, yeah positions Projected. No, we don't want that all NFL teams. Okay Show drafted. No, we don't want drafted picks. No because then that would just confuse the shadow to me. So Let's see what happens What I can tell you is that they've given us an extra three minutes to get ready What I can also tell you is that I'm pick number four. So that you know takes takes away the likes of I guess McCaffrey Austin Eckler is a name that I I wasn't aware of but I I Have really taken a liking to him Especially for the fact that he's been in the league for like five seasons and he's already got 3000 receiving yards and 3000 rushing yards So he's a he's a dual threat You know What do we got here? What have we got? So Jonathan Taylor is predicted to Score the most points in the entire league. All right. So who's got to buy week one because you really don't you don't want to You know double down on a player that's going to be out week one Or maybe you do who knows it looks like no one's that has a buy in week one. Would that be would that be right? Literally not a single player has a buy in week one. All right guys, okay Now last year I went with my favorites this year. I may do the same But you don't know you never know you never know what's going to happen You got two running backs two wide receivers a tidy and QB a flex player And then you've got bench players And I'm I'm not completely sure if you actually pick up bench players During the draft. I can't remember. I feel like you probably do Yeah, I feel like you probably do but they are saying you okay So there's a maximum of eight running backs a maximum of eight white wide receivers a maximum of three tight ends a maximum of four Quarterbacks a maximum of three kickers don't know why you get any more than one to be fair And of course you've got the buy week, but you've got the waiver and and the the the the Yeah, look, I still don't know how the waiver works completely, but we are on the clock Pick number one Oh It's only 90 seconds That's not good That's not what I wanted But it's okay. Come on El Faro. You must know who you're gonna take please. Oh, you're not gonna You're not gonna time out on the very first pick. Are you oh? He hasn't here we go pick number two. What oh, he's taking Jonathan Taylor. You bastard. You bastard Who am I gonna pick who the fuck am I gonna pick? Well, I guess I'll just keep them ranked By their projected numbers. I mean that would be smart right that would be smart if he doesn't pick Christian McCaffrey He's got a problem He's got a real problem because I'm gonna pick him Tick tock goes the clock team brace Come on, mate. Don't keep me waiting. Come on mate for fuck's sake. Oh, no, I can actually see I can see here three of our members of the Of the draft have elected to go auto-pick Okay, that sucks But I'm sure they'll be here throughout the season. So let's go Who did he pick? Oh, I used to Well, come on guys. I could have done that for fuck's sake. Haven't you done your research? Don't you know the diamonds in the rough? What's he gonna do Cooper cup? Well fucking go on then do it? Oh, I'm on the clock here we go your auto-pick would be Cooper cup. So who did he get? Who did he pick? Show drafted Who'd he get who the Patrick Mahomes? Jesus Must be pretty confident in the big man, um I Like Austin Echler. I'm not gonna lie like he's I reckon he's gonna really come come into his own this year Wouldn't mind the quarterback from that team too, but what do you do? What do you do? Basically everyone on this Najee Harris? He's a he's a real favorite of mine And that's that's the thing. I want to I do want to combine, you know Their projected totals with the fact that I actually really enjoy seeing them play So I do want to I do want to watch the majority of them play. So I'm gonna go I'm gonna go with Najee Harris Leonard Fournette's projected 18th most Productive player, that's insane Cooper cup. Would I be stupid not to take him? Would I be dumb not to take him? I probably would be Najee Harris or Cooper cup. I've got 15 seconds of the best. I Mean Derek Henry is gonna be gonna be a battering ram the whole entire season, but I'm gonna go. You know what? I'm gonna go Najee Along the ground through the air. Oh, yeah, fuck it Let's do it Let's do it It's all good The thing is I hate I hate this shit. I really hate this shit Or at least hate putting on camera because you guys gonna you guys gonna judge the shit out of me You know what I mean? You're gonna just You're just gonna judge the fucking shit out of me, but either way Oh, so here's the pics Jonathan Taylor Christian McCaffrey Patrick Holmes Najee Harris Our next man has gone auto with Cooper cup. Okay, that seems I feel cheated. I do feel cheated I'm not gonna lie. Someone picking up a player like that Automatically, you know get get the fuck out of here, but it is what it is It is what it is. It's a random draft. You don't know who's gonna be in it Jamar Chase Austin Eklah is off the list Justin Jefferson. Man. I don't like this I don't like this auto shit because they're just gonna take the top guy from the list and someone else might not have That's bullshit either way we continue we continue. I've got a fair few picks until my next one pick number 17 Seven picks to go and we've got three autos before me So that means I can't I can't have the Alvin Kirk I can't have Alvin Kamara and I can't have Devontae Adams But I can have Debo Samuel and that's a player that I Wouldn't mind having to be fair Tyrek Hill looks totally different in that Neon fucking what do you call that? What do you call that teal? It's extremely bright to have a look at it Remely bright. What happens if we um if we zoom right in that's okay Well, actually We'll go like that Actually, what what have I no projected points so Josh Allen. I mean Okay, so the QBs are actually projected to score the most fantasy points Okay Interesting. What was what was I? well, maybe automatically picking is actually not as Efficient as what I first thought all right Okay, interesting still doesn't mean I'm gonna get delvin cook Devontae Adams Well, I might get Debo, but anyway, let's go. We've actually got a human being on the clock who has picked Actually, you know what? No, I know how to do this. All right, so we're gonna go show drafted players Oh good. Oh good. Oh good Right, I'm on the clock. What do we got? What have we here? Joe Mixon Deandre Swift Do I get a quarterback? No. No, I need another Skilled offensive player and I'm gonna go with I he's taking Debo Samuel your fucking bastard Excuse my language. I'm gonna say I'm gonna say and this was a similar pic to last year. I'm gonna say Tyre kill is gonna absolutely ball out Do I want Tyreak do I want a quarterback? No, I don't We've got 45 seconds to go guys. I'm gonna go and you've probably picked it already. I'm gonna go with my man down here Tyre kill two players. I'm really gonna enjoy watching this here. Naji Harris Tyre kill. I feel okay about that. I feel okay It's okay. It's all right guys. Don't worry about me. I'm fine. All right. I'm good If everyone's got their own like certain Strategies, you know what I mean like it's It's fucking fun. It really is It's fun thing to be a part of but I mean, I've I've I've spread it relatively well. So one running back one ride receiver. I'm thinking jeez. Do I need a quarterback? Do I need a quarterback? Let's have a look who's okay. It's Patrick Mahomes being the only quarterback drafted. So at the end of the day I guess you don't really draft a quarterback until what round three or four. So let's let's just see Let's just see what's up. Let's see what's up. I hope you don't mind my commentary guys because um I'm here for it. I hope you guys are too 16 rounds 16 rounds all together is there one two three four five six seven eight Nine ten eleven. Holy shit. There's seven bench players. All right. So this is this is we might be here for a while We might be here for a while. I should probably look at who I want to Go with next show drafted. No I'm over that. All right. What do we got? I wouldn't mind Mike Evans I wouldn't mind Travis Kelsey Travis Travis Kelsey. Yes, not too bad. Not a bad option. I guess I mean you need one tight end and I wouldn't mind having Travis Kelsey as my tight end to be fair Hmm wouldn't mind having Mike Evans in there either got him last year. Saquon Barkley still on the clock That's very interesting. That is extremely interesting. I want Saquon Barkley on my team But let's see what's up Nick Chubb. Oh Nick Chubb. Oh come on, mate. How is he still there? How is he still there? Anyway, I'm next so let's just Strapping and see who this guy wants to draft. Let's have a look here. Oh Nick Chubb's gone It's another automatic pick you bastard You bastard either way, I do have a tight end that's still on the clock someone went with Mark Andrews over over Travis Kelsey, which is interesting Someone picked up Aaron Jones Would you believe didn't even make the top 100 list? Come on chases. What you gonna do? How many QB's what do we got here? Okay, so someone's taken Alan and Herbert interesting. I want Tom Brady. I want Tom Brady I do and I feel like if I leave him during round four, he's gonna be taken. I want I want the big man Oh, I love the big man Could be his final season in the league got 5,000 yards last year Right Jalen Hertz is off the board. Do I want Tom Brady or do I want? Travis Kelsey Or do I want Mike Evans or sake one Barclay? Okay, so if I go Tom Brady this round, maybe I can still pick up sake one Which will be okay Because we've still got the likes of Darren Waller We've still got the likes of Kyle Pitts. I assume Etc. So I'm gonna go I'm gonna go Tom Brady. I want to pick this guy up I love having Tom Brady my team and um, and that's exactly what we're gonna do. So Fuck you guys Let's do it Let's go. Let's go Tom Brady. Yes boy, right. So Kelsey's gone Unfortunately sake one Barclay still there. I'm looking at him. I'm looking at him real closely right in the eyes actually and He knows it. So what are so Travis Kelsey's? Deondres with CD lamb Kenyan Allen What what predictable pecs? I mean seriously What boring predictable mofos we've got in this in this draft either way Mike Evans and sake one Barclay is still there. Come on, mate. Leave him leave sake one, please. Oh We've got an auto pic next. We've got an auto pic next They're gonna take sake one unless they've already got two running backs. That's fucked up That is really just disappointing. Let's see what happens They left them they took can ackers why on earth would they have done that? Oh You're joking. No, they have taken him. Oh, what a disappointment. What a real disappointment that is That is That is why you don't want automatic picks Either way, I'm gonna take the next I'm gonna you know what? I'm not gonna think about it too much I wouldn't mind Kyle pits is my tight end. Who else we got who else we've gotten in The position of of tight end only two have gone Okay, so we still got kettle. We still got all right So I'm gonna go I'm gonna go back to the wide receivers and I'm gonna go with Jalen waddle And I'm gonna have both Miami wide receivers on my team and I feel oh DK Metcalfe still there. Oh, well, it's between waddle and Metcalfe in my opinion and I'm gonna say Geez, it's hot Look I Guess you got it. It's a real balance, isn't it between your favorite player or the one I mean waddle is he really Guaranteed to have any any sort of season. I guess he is you know, I guess you don't want to wide receiver than the same team I'm gonna go DK fuck it Let's go boy Let's go Only five more picks until my next one. So there's there's still a chance. There is still a chance But I do need to tidy and I suppose Unless we go back to running back and see who's available. What do we got? Zekie Lalliot Still on the board Travis Etienne wouldn't mind having a Jacksonville Jag on my team to be fair I'd say those are the only two that really interest me at the moment James Robinson once again wouldn't be Wouldn't be too Displeased forgot that one. It's looking all right TB at the helm Naji Harris Tyre kill DK Metcalfe. We definitely needed tidy and or a running back So that is what we will do four picks to go my friends four picks to go and Only one is automatically picked which I really enjoy Zeke is off the board. Oh, so you can cue players If you're completely sure about who you want, that's that's just not me. That is just not me. I Don't mind Kyle Pitts. I don't like I don't mind Jalen model, but I've got two wide receivers already although I can pick up a third but it'd be probably Advisable here we go on the clock. Would you believe all right? So let's have a look running backs. What have we got? Travis Etienne There's no guarantees there and I do need a second running back though. Let's be fair Wouldn't mind James Robinson. I'm pretty sure I picked him up last year Let's have a look at tight ends. I need a Kyle Pitts is still on the board George Kettle still on the board. I mean It's a hard one. It's a hard one AJ Brown don't know too much about him Jalen model I do want Jalen model and I want Kyle Pitts, but I do need a tight end and I feel like God this shit's hard. Um, what do you do? What do you do? What the hell do you do? You've got 30 seconds to go and you've got to make a pick and I go with Well, I feel like I'm probably get Jason Robinson James Robinson later on in the in the list and I'm pretty keen to get him to be fair So I'm gonna say I'm gonna say Kyle Pitts for now. I Need a tight end. I'm getting a tight end. I'm getting a an extremely impressive tight ends. Let's go. Fuck it George Kettle would have been nice But it's okay. I'll back this guy. I'll back him. I Mean the team's looking pretty healthy at the moment to be fair. So AJ Brown was picked Automatically I feel Joe Burrow is picked automatically Deontay Johnson Who is a Wide receiver was picked automatically and Jalen models off the list. So that's that's disappointing But it's within, you know, it's in the sixth and seventh and eighth round that you really you've got a bit of You've got a bit of leeway. You've got you've got a bit of well Really, I've got absolutely no no idea what I'm talking about But what what I do know is that there's seven more picks until my next one and three of them are automatically generated So let's have a look at who's still available All right, so Brandon cooks Travis Etienne Breece Hall Marquise Brown Cortland Sutton JK Dobbins and The list goes on and on but I am looking for a running back. So, um, well, I Guess we go to running backs and see who's available And I want someone from the Jags Kareem Hunt is going to be sharing the reps with Nick Chubb It's probably not a good idea To go with him Cordero Cordero Patterson actually became one of my all-time favorites during the top 100 list So I wouldn't mind having him on my team Give me an excuse to watch him, but James Robinson is looking good. He's looking good. He was injured last year I feel like, you know, he's He's a player to look out for so. Yeah, let's just see what happens six more picks guys Shouldn't be too long. All right, couple of autos done just like that Just like that Quintana is on the clock and he has taken Who did you take my friend you took Darren Waller fair enough Fair enough. Okay, so we're looking at running backs. Who's still available Right etn juniors gone. I mean he was out the whole entire season last year yet his projected Points is actually higher than his teammate James Robinson, I don't mind having James Robinson on my team. I definitely need another running back. I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go with someone I know, you know what I mean? Someone I know someone I know is coming back strong Someone I know that that was under probably the wrong coaching Team or at least the wrong head coach last year I remember a game where he only got five touches five touches and I think they passed the ball like 40 40 odd times something like that. Have I just Pulled those stats out of my fucking ass, maybe Maybe but I am gonna go with James Robinson because I need someone that's in the Jags I need someone at least that's in the Jags and He is right Yeah, I'll get him Fuck jeez that was nearly I nearly really I nearly I nearly screwed that one up, but we've got six seconds They think I'm in automation, but I'm not I'm taking James Robinson. Cheers guys. Appreciate it. All right So there we are stacked Tom Brady at the helm. Naji Harris James Robinson Tyre kill DK Metcalf and Kyle Pitts now if that's not a fucking If that ain't a stacked fantasy team, I don't know what is I don't know what is either way now We go on to our flex player. We go on to our defensive team our kicker and the bench Which should be interesting. So let's have a look if anyone's actually picked up a kicker yet You're kidding Fair enough What about defense? No, no one I suppose I'm just gonna pick Along the lines that I you know of the I guess I'm just gonna pick along the lines that I did last year really Which is basically the team that I enjoy watching so Actually Tampa Bay wouldn't be too bad To be honest so if Tampa Bay is available I'll go with them, but either way flex flexes is basically Between all positions. Is that right and if you need a flex player on the field Well, I'm gonna need to pick up another player. So what have we here George Kittle was still available Interesting No one cares about their tight end Hunter Renfro. All right, you know what I'm going with Hunter Renfro Mr. Third down. I've got to go with Hunter Renfro. He's gonna ball out this year better fucking execution Better fucking execution. I'll tell you what Hunter Renfro. Do we do it? Oh George Kittle's taken. All right, do we I mean do you go running back? Do you go wide receiver? I'm gonna go Hunter Renfro man. I reckon this is a season. I'm gonna back him called Daryl Patterson I wouldn't mind him. I might grab him for the bench, but for now I reckon It wouldn't be a bad idea to pick up The big man Hunter Renfro. I've done it. He's on my team. Let's go. I Mean kickers are there there about you know defense don't really earn you too many points In fact, they could well lose you points, which is exactly what happened last year to be fair. I forgot about that I lost around after my defense Was in the negative. I thought look this this this round is in the bag. It has to be I'm a I'm up I'm up and every single one of their picks Every single one, you know every single person on their team had had played and I'm up But no, no, that's no guarantee the defense could have an absolute fucking Meltdown and ruin it for you and that's exactly what happened either way we continue Hunter Renfro is the flex player now. I like that. I do Obviously, we've got buys. We've got buys the first buy Is in the sixth round with Hunter Renfro. So that must be the Raiders buy the next ones in the ninth round Najee Harris and I've got four buys in Week 11 That's something to consider that that's certainly something to consider Kyle Pitts has got a buy on week 14 four buys on week 11. Fuck What do you do there? Well, it looks as if I'm gonna need at least one wide receiver at least one running back and at least one quarterback on the bench So I suppose we'll get into that and maybe I should think about getting them now At least a wide receiver because both of my starting wide receivers are Having a buy in week 11. All right, so the next the next position I'm gonna go for is a wide receiver Get him on the bench. No to me Jarvis Landry going to the Saints. I reckon he's gonna ball out big gum Sideshow Rob aka Robbie Anderson is still on the list. I wouldn't mind him But I will at this point go with Jarvis Landry Julio Jones Julio Jones, he's gonna play. He's gonna have a huge role He's gonna have a fucking massive role, but what that means is that In week 11, he's also gonna have a buy Which just doesn't work does it? Unfortunately, that's really unfortunate. I'd love to have him on my team, but I'm not going to we're gonna go with well I'm on the clock guys. I'm on the clock officially Devonta Smith the old first wide receiver to win the Heisman in Geez, what was it 30 years? All right, no, we don't want drafted players Michael Thomas Michael Thomas Christian Kirk Juju Smith Schuster Adam Thielen Tyler Lockett Devonta Smith. I wouldn't mind Devonta Smith on on the bench. You know what I mean I feel like I feel like he's gonna come into his own this year I Definitely need a wide receiver next. I need a decent one to put on if One of mine get injured but also during that by week, so I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go with the player that you know, I am interested to see play I'm interested. I mean he won the fucking Heisman and with that being said guys. I'm going to Vonta Smith Don't at me guys. Don't at me. I know he's only a hundred and eighty pounds dripping wet But he'll do some damage He'll do some damage. He'll work out the cadence and he'll be fine Right the team's really coming together now But I do need Another running back at the very least, but I also need another wide receiver selects I'm on the clock already. Holy shit that came around quick Um Right another wide receiver. It's probably well. I'm gonna need it. I'm gonna need another one for week 11 I mean there are the waiver wires and all that kind of thing But I reckon I reckon a replacement running back would be smart because there is a thing called injuries Let's see who's available Absolutely sweet fuck all but I want to give the you know what I'm gonna get This feels good to me this feels good to me to pick up called Daryl Patterson, and I'm gonna do it Let's go boy This is your year This is your year Really enjoyed his his entries on the top 100 list and really that's the only reason why I know who he is And that's the only reason why I've picked him. So there you go the benefits of the top 100 list I'm never ending. I'm feeling okay. What do we got next? I've got a replacement running back replacement wide receiver I'm gonna need another wide receiver to be fair and with that in mind. Let's have a look who's available Rashad Bateman Drake London Elijah Moore Cadarius Tony That's a name. I recognize Robert Woods DeAndre What is SSS SS suspended? Oh fuck me dead. Oh No, otherwise would have picked them up for sure, but if he's on my bench Do you Andre Hawkins, I'm gonna have to look that up I reckon I'm gonna stick him on my bench in May. He was handed a six game suspension. All right six games You know what fuck it. I'm putting him on my bench. I reckon that's a really good idea to be fair What do you guys think? Not that you're here to tell me but I reckon that's I reckon that's all right That's okay. We've got seven picks to go I'm not gonna queue him. I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'll see you back here shortly Jesus taking his time, isn't he? Oh Joseph. Oh Joseph can we have a look at his oh, we can have a look at his team too. What do we got that press Scott Camara for net You bastard Higgins more earths ETN. I like my team so much more. I must admit I love my team next on the list with pick number 92 is Hanson Jackson Henry Sanders Adams Allen go dirt Godwin. Oh I like mine too. He's taking the Buccaneers defense, which is the one that I was Looking at he's on the clock. I don't know who's he gonna pick Probably not a kicker I would assume Cook Connor Jefferson lamb Hawkinson waddle geez there's a tear what Listen to this one Brady Harris Robinson Hill Metcalfe pits Renfro Devon to Smith called Daryl Patterson and I'm gonna need I'm gonna need another wide receiver pretty shortly. Do we do it now? I reckon we do it now Codarius Tony No, no, we we've yeah, like I say, I mean I've Geez my brain brain must be all over the place at the moment because I completely forgot what who my pick was but I'm gonna back myself and I'm gonna go with Deondre Hopkins I'm glad he's still there to be fair. I'm glad he's still there. So thank you. Thank you, mate And let's move on kicker and defense. I mean they can really It's there or thereabouts really isn't it? I mean if you're gonna get a top 10 defense or a top 10 kicker regardless Of when you pick them. That's that's good enough for me either way We do need a replacement tight end. So let's have a look at that. Is there anyone that I actually recognize I got no a font last year. Would you believe? David and joku. I don't mind him. I don't mind him at all I feel like he's a starter which means a lot to be fair David and joku. I feel like I feel like that's a name I wouldn't mind picking Cameron Bright is A name I recognize but he certainly he's not gonna taste some hill is Listed as a tight end Isn't he a fucking Isn't he a quarterback? He is either way. Let's just see what's up. I'm on the clock in five picks. So um Well, you never know what's gonna happen. Do you wouldn't wow? I wouldn't mind a bit of David and joku to be fair I do need one replacement tight end, but that's not until week number 14. So it's like What do you do? Well, I'm on the clock once again. Let's have a look David and joku. Let's hang on bit of bit of background research Cleveland Browns starting tight end. Who is it? Okay. He's starting I like that and with that in mind. Let's draft and fuck it Got no time to to to think about these things, you know what I mean? No time at all. I probably you know defense kicker really. I mean, I Like I said, you're you're guaranteed to get at least one of the top 10 out of 32 teams And with that in mind, I really I couldn't give a shit about the defense or kick it to be honest Um, I mean, what can they get you six points ten points at most? Let's see who has picked a kicker or who what kickers are off the yeah, look look at that. Absolutely not No, sorry guys my bad They have drafted Justin Tucker, which I'm not surprised even McPherson who was the first kicker to be drafted probably one of the favorite players of of a of a team here Because he was he was picked in like the fourth round Would you believe? Defense what have we got? Bills and buccaneers and Patriots Gotcha Who we got in the what in the the running back front and Tony Gibson Tony Pollard AJ Dylan now That's an interesting name 250 odd pounds Steamroller for the Green Bay Packers Michael Carter Melvin Gordon third, so he's still going is he? Anaheim Heinz Kenneth Walker James Cook alright We've got nine picks until I'm On the clock, so we've got time Cadarius Tony. I mean he's looking he's definitely um He's one of the most impressive players I've ever watched actually. I've never seen him play I don't know if he can transition that college football highlights Into the big leagues Chase Claypool, that's always a name that's thrown around the traps DJ Chark well, if you were still at the Jaguars, maybe I would have given you the time of day, but not today Jarvis Landry I'm going to cue him. I'm going to cure him Actually, no, we don't do cues around here. We don't do cues But if you're still available in the seven perks, I'm going to grab them and we've got three auto cues interestingly enough Within the next six picks At which time I will be on the clock, so let's let's just wait patiently bring the heart rate down And see what's up. I Don't mind this team though. I don't mind this team whatsoever Who has gone off the list alright, so Melvin Gordon. He's gone Daniel Carson Tyler board Cadarius Tony Jarvis Landry You bastard You absolute bastard that is not fair That is not fair. So that's obviously a non Automated pick Being that he's down the down the list somewhat Fucking let's calm it down. Let's get the heart rate down We've got a minute to go a minute to go and I need I'm gonna say I definitely need well Another running bat would be nice AJ Dillon now Who is the Green Bay Packers starting running back? It's actually I don't even need to look at that. It's some Fuck who was it? Aaron Jones. Yeah, AJ Dillon's the backup How many touches is he gonna get you never know do you I mean these are only bench players, right? I wouldn't mind putting him in especially if Aaron Jones gets injured So I think At this point, I do need another running back and I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go with AJ Dillon. Why not? Chuck him on the bench. You'll be fine. It'd be fine I mean if James Robinson gets injured. Well, we'll chuck him chuck him in Cordell, Pat, Cordell, Cordell Patterson is um, I Guess you just got a look for the the bye weeks But at the end of the day, ah, fuck it. You can sort it out later as long as you've got the team that you Solid on you know what I mean as long as you've got replacements ah Well, you can pick up an extra player later on either way I'm on the clock in two packs and I'm gonna say I've got a replacement tidy and I've got two replacement running backs to replacement wide receivers. I Might even look for a replacement quarterback. Let's have a wee look Baker Mayfield Would you believe Kurt Cousins Trevor Lawrence now now that was my replacement last year To a tongue of I lower he's got two absolute fucking dynamite wide receivers out there. I might go with him Yeah, I'm gonna go with him He's got the most impressive receiver core at the moment and I'm gonna say that Oh to Sean Watson still there But he's out for what is it nine games either way? I'm not gonna think too much about it I'm gonna go to a tongue of I lower Replacement QB right Those are all my replacements currently, so I'm gonna say let's look for a kicker Harrison Bucka He sounds pretty good. He is pretty good and being that is on the Kansas City Chiefs He's gonna kick a fair few extra points So I'm gonna go with him, but I do need to wait five picks if you guys are still here respect Thank you, we're in round 14 of 16 and it's been an absolute blast. Thank you so much for being here Or do we go defense? Nah I'm not too worried about defense man. I never have been never will be Nah, they don't bring too much to the table to be honest No, we won't do that. We'll go with the kicker. I'll get I'll get the kicker. I want which is Harrison Bucka But if we look down the list, what have we got Matt Prada Tyler Bass Graham Kano Greg Joseph Jake Elliott Robbie Gould Ryan Suckip Mason Crosby that was my kicker last year and he missed a fair few to be honest So I'm gonna go back up the list. I'm gonna get a decent one and I'm gonna go Harrison Bucka And look with the way my luck's been going He's gonna be taken right now He's gonna slip right through my fingers at the hands of Quintana Like the video now and give me some good luck Well, he's still available and I'm gonna grab him Harrison Bucka. You're coming home, mate You're coming home Right, so we've got one bench player and one defense. Alright, so who's all positions? What do we got? We won't show drafted. It's gonna be absolutely ridiculous anaheem Hines Basically, you just want to start it. It's on the bench that you can bring on through injury through, you know What have you? Who's always there or there abouts and and and able to step up when it matters, right? That's all you need That's all you need So who's it gonna be? Who is it gonna be? I wouldn't mind a player that I actually know do I need us? Do I need a third quarterback? Absolutely not. No, I don't I don't need a third quarterback, but I wouldn't mind Wouldn't mind actually having a vested interest. I wouldn't mind actually knowing the player, you know what I mean So with that in mind With that in mind, I have absolutely no idea who to pick Mark Ingram Who's the starting running back for I mean, he's on the bench. It doesn't really matter I'm gonna go with the player that I actually like the most. Okay, so we're gonna go. What are we gonna do here? Shit, let's go By running back now actually let's go wide receiver Sideshow Rob, I mean I love to give him shit with us about his haircut, but I wouldn't I wouldn't mind him being on the team I mean, maybe that would give me an excuse to actually start backing the guy rather than just giving him shit So I suppose At the end of the day I'm gonna go with Sideshow Rob Now we just need a defense I'm gonna pick up a kicker through the waiver For the the week that my kicker is off, which will be week eight. So that'll be a That'll be That'll be an easy pick up. I know it will be it's fine. We've got one pick left one pick left guys Thanks for sticking with me. That's been 50 minutes of the absolute best and The defenses that are still available are And we'll show who's been taken the bills packer Saints Bucks Ravens and 49ers So we've got Cowboys Colts Steelers Dolphins Chargers Commanders Browns Eagles Bengals. All right, so who's my basically who's my favorite? Who's my favorite team? I'm gonna go the Rams if they're still available. I'm gonna go the Rams I'm gonna go the Rams Yeah, I mean put Aaron Donald and Jalen Ramsey on the same team and I'm gonna I'm gonna back them back them to the hills So I'm gonna back them that they may only be projected to score 83.2 points the entire season Whereas the top defense the bills were projected to score almost double with 145, but I'm still gonna go with them I'm still gonna go with them the The difference between projected totals of the Colts with 109 and The Rams with 83.2 really over the course of 16 17 weeks. I couldn't give a shit I'm gonna go with the Rams And with that in mind, I've still got five picks to wait Two more picks guys Quintana You're the only one with the ability to take this team away from me Will you do it? I wouldn't be surprised if you did. I Wouldn't be surprised if you did Colts defense Well, there's there's one guy on the on the offense that I'm more interested about being Jonathan Taylor But it's okay I'm on the clock and would you believe He's gone with Tyler Bass, so I'm gonna go with the Rams and that is gonna complete my team That's gonna complete my roster. That's gonna complete my draft My roster is now full and you've completed your draft fantastic. Tom Brady, Najee Harris, Jason Robinson Tyreek Hill, DK Metcalf, Kyle Pitts, Hunter Renfro, Rams on defense, Harrison Bucka kicking the goals Devonte Smith called Daryl Patterson Deondre Hopkins David and Joku AJ Dillon Tua Tunga Valoa and Robbie Sideshow Rob Anderson fan Fucking tastic that's incredible Brilliant two more picks to go 160 picks total ten people in the league 16 picks each boom can't wait to play Let's finish this off Alpharo, what do you got? Surely it's a defense Surely it's a defense either way. This has been really fun. I really appreciate you guys being here Yeah, just in the nick of time just in the nick of time This is my starting team. No one's gonna buy in week one. All good. Your draft is complete. Go to my team. All right sweet Who are we vercing? I'm vercing team Walker in week one. Let's have a look at that Let's have a look who you've got team Walker team Walker Okay, so all right. So yeah, we've got some some comparisons here between players Tom Brady against Kyla Murray I'm confident Naji Harris against Joe Mixon could be a good one Robinson against Barclay now Barclay was a Player I really wanted to get either way he'll against cup now. That's gonna be a matchup for the ages DK Metcalf against Stefan Diggs. I feel confident. I must admit But Stefan Diggs does score, you know a hundred yards with these so Metcalf is gonna have to get targets And he is playing with the new quarterback either way Colpitts versus Darren Waller. That's that's a good one Renfrow versus AJ Brown Rams versus the 49ers and Butger versus Tyler Bass. Okay, should be interesting They are projected to win By a pretty steep margin, but you know what? I'm not I'm no no no we don't we don't look at that We don't pay attention to that because anything can happen in the world of football It's a game of inches. It's a game of fantasy and I'm looking forward to it guys. So thank you once again for coming through I might actually Replace called Daryl Patterson with James Robinson. I must admit like What have we got here? So it's not out of the question to actually put a bench player on to start to be fair But I'm gonna back. I'm gonna back my guy James Robinson. I'm gonna keep him on there Devontae Smith is an interesting prospect But we do have Hill and Metcalf on the field. So either way guys, it's been an absolute pleasure. Thank you so much for watching I'll see you after week one And I'll see you for the first game of the season Bill's versus Rams. I'll be here. This video is going to be dropped It's going to be premiered probably a couple of hours before that game So hope you enjoyed and I'll see you when I see you for the first game of the season. Let's fucking go can't wait peace out