 Welcome to Church of the Chair where we celebrate all the things we do while seated. I'm your host E here today with my co-host Chad Lutzky. We are working on a collaborative novel called Planet Caravan. We are near 40,000 words, so we're at least the halfway or over the halfway point, however long this is going to be. We're shooting for at least 70,000 words. And yeah, so we're gonna What? Oh, sorry, I completely Jordan I completely misread what you said My brain turns turned sounds good into pound wood and I was like, what are you talking about? Like, you know, it's like kick rocks or something like stay mad. I was like, what the hell but dyslexia Dyslexia and I got this issue with my left eye where it kind of warps things now I gotta get to an eye doctor. Anyways, good morning, Jordan. How are you doing? Good morning, Haley? Thank you again. Haley for the fantastic work on the the chainsaw beaver the Texas chainsaw beaver. It's amazing. Good morning, Kobe. How you doing? All right, so we are oh This weekend, I'm going to propose some stuff down there in the plot line For some interactions that you can approve or disapprove or whatever but There was something that I Hang on. God damn it. Okay, so my idea before is In case you were worried about me adding it, we're not gonna do a side show because this isn't the kind of Arrangement you what what you're describing more is more of like a fair but in a carnival sense because it travels So the carnivals that That the smaller ones like they don't have side shows So I'm not gonna we're not gonna worry about that at all. Also, it would if you know my big project ever comes out I think it'd be too close. So we'll just stick with the rides and concessions and stuff like that so I Had a point to this. I'm trying to remember exactly what oh Where do we want Shane to do we want to have a tense situation where mingo puts Shane with Buzzard to work because he he needs he needs to find a place to land as far as what he's gonna be doing Because the Rousties don't travel around to all the stuff. They're usually like in the employment of also and This isn't a big deal. I'm just letting you know someone out there in the world might mention it But buzzard would not be helping to work on the ride because he's an owner operator They do not help they supervise all they do is stand around I don't think I don't think it'll be an issue But just a heads up in case we get hit with something like an owner operator is not gonna be working on his own stuff You know, he's got to make sure that everybody's safe and All right, man, I'll take the part out about I think mingo says something like but he works hard They're expected there they're not expected to work They're kind of like the the lords of their, you know, their area, you know, it is that is his Ferris wheel He hires people to do the work and then he pays him. He pays people out of his own pocket Anyways, and then because there there will be no cash Given back and forth between buzzard and mingo. There'll be nothing going that going That way at all mingo knows that if he doesn't have a Ferris wheel He'll be you know, people aren't gonna come because not only is it a ride that everybody enjoys and for all ages But also it is a beacon in the night to people coming through, you know, just driving by they're like, holy shit Look at this big-ass structure. Yeah. Um, so That's why mingo would have him on not because he's gonna earn Not because he's going to well because he's gonna earn more money But not because mean not because buzzard is going to pay him. So just trying to get that that clear There will be no money exchanging hands. There's no fees or anything for buzzard to be there He has his operation fees and all that stuff. Basically. He's an independent contractor That's what an owner operator is just like in trucking or anywhere else Independent contractors, you know, have their own deal that would also put him above the law So any of mingo's rules would not apply to him He is just literally just tagging along to make money. It's a symbiotic relationship. I guess they just use each other so Let's see here. I'm just fixing a few things on it. That's fine. Just just let me know. Oh, I need to hang on. Let me Gotta pay you. I Do not need one moment Haley one moment monetary compensation incoming Send a mula There's Haley looking so pretty in that picture. Oh, excuse me. Hey, you're you're welcome Haley It's the least I can do for a for what you've been doing for me. Oh Don't do it again. Nobody wants to hear your loud ass sneezes Okay, so we got another Another twitch follower overnight Nice cool. I'm 11 away 11 I Need to go into follower list it's overdosage And you go back to discord until Yes It's just said her friend might have might have followed me So also my armored core six stream is doing insanely well. It's got like 117 Views and that's after I Stopped streaming So that's that's crazy. Hey Pedro. How you doing? And I wait So, but yeah, what I was I'm going to throw some stuff down here into the plot section and I'll put the I'll put something by it like for your approval or whatever I'll have this all fixed up in an hour or less and I'll make sure the JPEG and PNG files of it are okay, too That's awesome. Thank you Doing good. That's good Pedro There will be little to no more sharing of screens for for reasons I Might share some a couple things like, you know certain edits or whatever I might read off some stuff But there will be no more Sharing of screens for the foreseeable future Even when we do it might it might just be a little glimpse of something Did you use this use it maybe carved into the side is salmon buzz that catches his eyes He'll be hiding the cocaine in it later, you know, I didn't use it Dude, I'm sorry you sat back and I thought you had a fucking swastika on your shirt. You're a hoodie I don't oh my god, dude. I had a whole ass moment. I was like the fuck I Need to I need to watch the replay afterward that what how long have we been here already nine minutes? I got to go back and watch that Jesus Christ Whoo, I don't know if I if I made a facial expression or not, but I was like, it's not a fucking Anyways, what were you gonna say? I'm sorry. I'm sorry if you can even remember because that was I'm looking at this. Oh my god. I had a moment y'all. I had a moment No, you didn't you didn't make a face. I didn't okay. I covered it up really well I mean, I'm used to hiding my reactions to things but I was like, holy shit, the fuck is on your buddy? Okay, my heart dude After everything we talked about before stream today and you see lean back and I'm like, that's a fucking swastika anyways, okay All right. Yeah, I know I know I know it's just that is like the most that that would that would be the most unexpected thing from you and as it does Anyways, I'm glad I held my shock. I probably didn't even have to see Well, by the way, what do you think of my shirt cool in it? I've never even that's funny. I mean, I could see like, you know, yeah When you first leaned back all I saw was like the top going this way and then another part coming up and I was like In my brain, I was like wide-eyed and it's like what and then you lean back even further and I was like, oh my god Okay, I'm cool. Yeah Goosebumps That was a scary ass moment shoot. What was I saying? Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry What were you saying? I can't remember now, man that completely wiped my brain. Yeah, you roll it roll the tape back Roll it back I was like I thought my career was over Like shut it all down shut it down Oh, we were talking about the the the thing that's written down the May or may not be the sarcophagus No, I like to the idea, but I didn't want to try to Squeeze it into the the scene where he first I thought Yeah, I don't I don't actually think it would make sense for that to be there Maybe on maybe on the inside of like that One of the fairsville carts or something. I don't know but uh Okay, well you two are blitzkrieging that book. So oh my god. Okay, pager Uh I uh, I Don't know why I'm about well I know I'm about to say it because I still have to clean the wall off I falcon punched a fucking granddaddy cockroach yesterday On the wall I came walking into the office and I turned turned around to flip the light switch on and when I flip the light switch on It kind of like scurried up the wall and my very first instinct was a swing Smash the fuck out of it got juices all on the back of my hand. It was fucking nasty But yeah, so that happened Yeah Ailey that's pretty much that's pretty much it and then of course because I don't have a bathroom out here I had to walk all the way back into the house to wash my hand. I'm sitting I'm walking like this It's just like what's wrong. It's like I just had a fucking falcon punch a cockroach She goes how big was because I got like Grayish blackish junk all on my hands. How big was it? I was like one of those fucking tree roaches Anyways You're killing it. Thank you. Yes That's that's that's much better It's like like There's some stuff that sometimes chat will just go I don't know if it's too far or a little too far. It's like, uh, jude talking about how um, one of the characters on starfield looked like a Child A chomo. Okay, just to try and not get flagged by the algorithm Um, if you don't know what that is good chat, you know what that is, right? Uh, yeah, I think so. Okay. Uh, uh, what's the guy with the the walker at the? Yes, exactly. Herbert Herbert. Yeah from a family guy, um, so uh I had a point. Oh, yeah, so jude was just he just kept talking about it over on twitch and I'm like I'm not I'm not reading your comments because I am not about to get taken down for you It's not gonna happen. I go inside and shell goes that jude fella's weird Yeah, I don't know why he was arping on it It's like don't no, I know he looks weird. I know he kind of looks like that but at the same time No, stop Get some help Rimes with uncle fester. It yes. Yes, exactly. Yeah I'm like, yeah, y'all Anyways, sometimes sometimes y'all get me I don't think anybody in here has ever made me catch my breath though. Yeah, definitely not There's been a couple people over the years that I've just been like, bro I don't understand why why you would say that out loud or why would you why would you type that on the In chat for the entirety of the internet to see Anyways, let's get let's get back to work or let's get to work I currently have an issue with chad's text message is not coming through That sucks It never fails. I I should have just sent you another text saying hey, man. Did you get my message? Yeah, I will I I do notice That there is a thing out here that says delivered right At red Yeah, if you don't have that it probably doesn't go through because we both have androids now If you're talking to someone on an iphone you don't get that and they get a different color you you get the Oh my god the green speech bubble I've made you go pink laughing. Yes. Yes Also, it's just very awkward, you know talking about the the stuff that we were just talking about so Especially oh, oh, so okay So I forgot all about this forgot to tell you before we go and it's not really that important But I want to tell you anyway since you didn't remind me the origin of balls to the wall I you know, we got to have these discussions when I find out new shit chat and you You probably didn't remind me because you don't give a shit, but that's what I'm gonna tell you anyways so world war two planes flying Bombers all that stuff they have a a stick With a ball on the end So to go to go faster. They pushed the ball toward the the wall of the cockpit Okay Push it toward the cockpit So that is where balls to the wall come from I thought it was a wrecking ball reference, you know, you're like you're really going at it, right? uh, but no, it's uh, it's because of the US pilots and their planes had a had a ball on the The throttle I guess it is. I don't know what it is but um anyways, so they would grab it they push it forward and It the balls to the wall that meant go faster. So anyways very very simple like pedal to the metal Exactly though that one makes a little more sense and but balls to the wall I thought forever that it meant wrecking ball like, you know, that's like we're tearing this down We're moving forward. There's progress or whatever. Yeah anything, you know, you just go you're just wilding out Um, and I just I just think of the 80s metal except song That I was obsessed with when I was a teenager. Yeah and I've told chat a couple other ones, um My my favorite so far is the piss poor and don't have a bucket to piss in That that's my favorite entomology of words because it it initially comes from and I was wrong It wasn't the dust bowl. It wasn't the the great depression. That's not when that's not when it came about It goes back even farther way back to like medieval europe because what they would do folks in chat He knows he knows this but I'll let him get back to work and I'll tell you um So They would use human urine because it had ammonia in it and other night traits and whatnot To tan leather to like dry out leather to dry out the skin into leather that kind of thing So what people would do the really poor people is they would Collect their piss in a in a bucket and they would take it to the tannery and or the hide manufacturer Whatever you want to call it they would take it and that's where the that's where the terminology piss poor comes from Now here's the thing. We also know that there is Uh Don't even have a pot to piss in right you're so poor. You don't I don't even have a pot to piss in that kind of thing That's for the people who literally literally back then could not afford a bucket or a pot To piss in so that they could take it to the tannery to make money. So if you're so poor You don't have a pot to piss in you're even more impoverished than the person who's pissed for I thought that was wild very very cool It is fascinating. I agree I am I'm a I I I repeat this all the time. I'm a huge fan of the etymology awards and tomorrow whatever how you pronounce that word Um, I'm a big fan of that uh finding out Where these where these things come from but one still eludes me and I told Chad this but one of them still eludes me And that is a definitive answer on where the terminology. Yeah, it was literal literal Um where the terminology there there is more more than one way to skin a cat I have not found Any Conclusive information on that one now if you if you look it up Then you're gonna find multiple different explanations and none of them are the same I like understanding that the words good and evil come from god and devil What do I need to be doing today? I don't even know I don't want to get too far ahead of this Oh, yeah, but I I need to do the uh The put together or whatever. Oh, yeah, we never we never finish our discussion. What do you where do you want Shane? Like where do you want him to be stationed? I have no I don't care one way or the other so if you have something in mind I mean he can still bounce around for a couple days, but eventually he will be a there. There are no floaters. There are no, you know You get assigned to a task and that's what you're doing Uh, I mean probably something that's You know bottom of the bottom wrong Okay, so we can have him empty in trash and doing upkeep around the carnival and then he can help this The the well whenever they get to wherever they're going um I can do the idea of him working with K K. All right, um Just and having kind of like this, uh, you know, maybe we'll have k speak every once in a great while Just a and I don't I don't know if he's supposed to be really mute or not Yeah, well, yeah, that's that's kind of how I saw it but um, but What I was what I was thinking was is he could be one of those characters It's a little bit cliched, but one of actually it's he's what I want to do is the exact opposite You know, you have those characters who only speak, uh, like like, uh Silent Bob um, and the only time he speaks is when it's like poignant or whatever Um, I think it would be funny if we you know have him quiet for the majority like not say anything And like the only time he does talk It's it has no meaning whatsoever It's like you finally say it and someone can literally say you finally say she ain't she ain't gonna be like You finally say something and that's what you have to say Kay just shrugs and walk off walks off or something. Like he just goes around saying hodor Yes, something like that. I don't I don't know Like but like what just popped into my mind is like is like toward the end of the book They could all that you could be standing around like after a hard day's work or whatever Him and Kay are standing there and maybe Kay's smoking a cigarette and all of a sudden he's like See the tits on that one It's just something like that and that's it. He doesn't say anything else Some something stupid like that. Anyways, uh, you could have him work with the cook character Taking out the trash mate. No, Kay's a Kay's a rousty. Um, that would be that would literally I think they're talking about shame What happened? Oh shame. Okay, never mind. That's that that could be a thing too Um, and if he does like clean up like if he goes well, no, no if you want to do if you want to do, uh He can work that. Um But uh, yeah, I like that kind of like a you know, he's got a A dude that he he he he talks to Uh and just kind of vents all the time or whatever. I don't know Uh, I like that idea. So we'll stick him on the uh on the ferris wheel with uh with kay It's funny because I don't I don't hang on uh Now now buzzer does he is he going to run the ferris wheel? At speed he's an owner operator. So yeah, but all he has to do is like press a button and start it So maybe we have kay do uh You know like he he's a rusty, but maybe have him do Something else too that yeah, shane can help out with and they can yeah Just have this they could be on they could be on cleanup duty like going around, you know empty and trash and all that stuff Another thing is uh, they're at some point in time since he's since he's a rusty. He sleeps mostly during the day so he would um, you know He would probably do you know pick up or whatever. Um, if the carnival starts at let's say five o'clock Um, he would probably sleep until seven or eight or not seven about six or seven And then he would get up and he would go and start making rounds cleaning up as the trash accumulates Taking out the trash that kind of thing. So we could have a whole scene with him doing, you know that and uh leading Shane around telling him where everything is so on and so forth and we can get like a View or a setup of the of the carnival Which I imagine is set up just like every other carnival all the main attractions are on the outside Ring so you can see him from the from the road or from whatever and then right down the middle is the concessions And the games and everything Uh, like it'll be back to back like you'll have the hot dogs Stand right here and then its back will be against like the the ring toss or whatever or flip it that kind of thing Um, because we haven't done much as far as the lay of the land Um, and usually they're set up the exact same way no matter where they go so a picture of the character like a John coffee, but with the appearance of uh Samuel Jackson's character from uh That movie what is it called black snake moan? Oh, okay. Yeah, that that's really close to what I was going for Especially with the with the scar Across his face and I I have an idea for For either later or it could be this next chapter. In fact, that's what I'll probably end up doing Um where he tell he kind of panamines the story of what happened to his face And I don't know what he's going to say. I'm just going to kind of let it happen naturally And do they yeah they keep animals the very last thing that uh in the last chapter I wrote is Uh, Shane has just got done helping them load up the animal. So they they have a petting zoo And then he reflects on the smell of it in the end the the vapor rub on this anyways It's it's a whole thing, but uh, but yeah, that's uh, that's pretty much a big sick neck dude. Um Kind of looking like John coffee slash with uh black snake moan Samuel Jackson. That's that's that's perfect with the big scar on his face so In fact, I might have it be like an accident there and then Shane could be like, oh you can get hurt doing this stuff Just have a moment of reflection being like, uh Uh, that's a shitty job he can do. Well, I mean here's the thing the The the petting zoo isn't really a shitty job because they don't clean up after the animals When they leave they just leave everything there The only time that they clean up the the pins is like just before the performance Um, and usually it's the it's the operator the whoever, you know runs the stand and uh The petting zoo is almost always owned by the carnival itself. So mingo would own the carnival Um, but yeah, uh, so I mean he could he can always end up over there at some point in time But as far as work, I I need to introduce cookie Unless you want to call him something else or her or whoever we use Need to introduce cookie for breakfast when they get there cookie will have every will not when they get there But when Shane gets up at the next location or whoever wakes him up They'll go out and have breakfast and then that'll be the his only meal until Dinner time and supper is usually right before the carnival opens Everyone lines up has their supper and then they work through the night and then snack before bed So what I'm gonna do when I get back from break is I'm going to do just so we're on the same page I just want to make sure we don't double do anything. I know you're working on cleaning up what I've already done Uh, I'm gonna have them arrive. I'm gonna have him eat gonna have him set up with buzzard or k have him working with k and then We'll just progress into whatever happens next But that's the chapter that I'm gonna write. Is that cool breakfast and then Okay You good? Yeah, I I was I'm thinking Yeah, I'm distracted. All right. You're fine. I'm about to take a break break. Do what you do, brother All right guys, I'll be back in about 10-15 minutes The frick is that kid's name shibby? What's his name? Yeah shibby Kooter and shibby S-h-i-b-b-y Did we decide what state he was originally in? I'm trying to think of a place they can go um That's a night's drive Um No, we never tell us that we can probably do alabama. Um and have them go over to louisiana Okay So if you don't mind that's what I'll do I keep making stupid mistakes, dude. I'm like, uh, I just wrote doesn't happen often and then I go back and I read it and I wrote doesn't happy often This is a little stupid mistakes. Oh, I missed I missed hayley leaving All right But fuck off. What the fuck are those rough sacks that potatoes come burlap burlap. Thank you All right, I as soon as I started asking you it popped in I'm not you're biking. You're fine, dude. You're you're you're fine. I was not sit I promise you I was not sitting there going where the fuck is biking. You're fine. Go ahead. Go have a day A good one. Hopefully love you brother. God damn it Oh soap instead of soup Oh Fuck you this afternoon. I'm probably gonna uh Go over these first three chapters and then I'll text you and let you know That that I went over him and then you can go over him and then uh We can Send out take those. Yeah three chapters and hey buckle. Yeah Definitely shoot Dude, have you seen the movies uh horror in the high desert? one and two No, I never even heard of him horror in high desert Horror in the high desert horror in the high desert Yeah Do you like found footage of movies? I love them actually. This is uh these are on to me Yeah, they're free. They're good man. They're okay. They're like mockumentaries with found footage in sweet. All right Extremely well done. Okay. Yeah, I'll watch those. I'll probably review them for 31 31 days of halloween too They're short too. They're like 80 minutes or something Okay, I think I like the sequel better. I just I just watched the sequel a couple days ago Have you seen uh, hello house, llc. Yes, dude. Yeah, I love that one. That is the only Movie book whatever where I actually thought clown was scary. Cool. Um, have you seen uh, the house The house is october built No, I think you would like it and the reason why I think you would like it is because first off no supernatural second off it's found footage third it's It ends in such a way that It can be seen as either a A truly horrible ending like the fate of the characters or it can be seen as a cliffhanger If you know about the sequel, I guess it's a cliffhanger But when I first watched I had no idea they were planning a sequel and it's all about this documentary film crew following around These going around to all of these extreme haunted houses the ones that you have to sign waivers for and shit And uh coming across ones that might be real and that that that kind of stuff I was blown away by how good the first one is the second one is way too long But it's still as good as the first one. Uh, I think you'd get a kick out of both of them Yeah, llc was a great movie. It's a great movie man. Absolutely fantastic and the clown's scary because the clown It every it's all in your fucking mind It is other than like the one part where it finally moves, but it is all in your mind That motherfucker is just sitting there is oh god that movie Duh that that basement area and everything. I even liked the sequel. I haven't seen three Nowhere near as good as the first one But uh, they have another one coming out that they were funding either on Kickstarter or something like that They have a fourth one that is kind of like a it's a bigger budget and it goes It opens things up even wider like they turn hell house or they Put hell house in this amusement park or some shit like that. Anyways, I I don't know I haven't looked into too much because I don't want spoilers But i'm really interested in it because it looks much higher quality than the last two movies The the best movie i've seen all year so far is actually a blumhouse movie Which I absolutely hate blumhouse films, but I guess this is the Like uh the tv division or something. I don't I'm not sure how it works, but it's not like your normal blumhouse thing If you had told me this is a 24 I would have been like yeah, that makes sense. That's that's how good this uh, what it's called the passenger That's you you brought that up. That's on my list. Oh, dude. I think I I think you gotta rent it I had to rent it on amazon and well, that's fine. I don't mind. I got some so many google play credits And any fucking funny so um excellent also cobweb Uh, it was a fantastic. Yeah, uh, I I loved it for what it was It's not anything like game changing, but I had so much fun Trying to I of course predicted what ended up happening after you know, he first starts talking to the wall Yeah, um, I predicted what it was, but it was still I was I have it's been so long since I was on the edge of my seat like that It's I don't know man. It's something about just that whole idea and then when It comes out that's that was great a cinema for me. That's that's what I watch movies for is that over the top action you know or I'm more of the uh The psychological slow burn I like those two we reviewed cobweb for uh final guys and I thought it was okay. I To me it was kind of a cross between Uh mama and barbarian. Oh, yeah, 100% yeah Definitely like I said, it's it's not a game changer But I enjoyed it far more than either one of those uh than mama or barbarian I liked barbarian a lot and I even liked mama, but I would probably give barbarian four stars and Mama probably 2.5 to three stars, but uh cobweb man. I'm giving all the stars to it That's it. I just I fucking loved it and the only thing I'm going off is how much fun I had while I was watching it bookable if you're still in here. Hi. I'm sorry. Just you know I didn't just see you, but I forgot to say hello to you Have you seen skin and marine kit? Oh Yeah, oh, yeah that that movie that made me feel awful. It is a I liked it It's very effective, but it made me and shell feel as we were in a hotel room and it was on We cast a shutter to the tv And we were in a dark hotel room with all the lights off watching it and it was such an experience man It was I I felt uncomfortable throughout the whole thing And even shell you could tell I kept on looking over and she like goose flesh and she was like, you know, like Whatever it's it's all in our heads. Of course, you know, there's not much on the screen There's not much actually happening, but it fucked me up It's a it's a really good movie in my opinion When I turned it on, you know, it's they're showing like the ceiling in the in the corner and stuff and I thought Okay, this is the rt, you know a thing and then 10 minutes goes by and then 20 minutes goes by I'm like, oh, this is not an intro. This is the movie and then I start getting really pissed off Because this really is almost like two hours long Yeah, and I start getting really pissed but then I realized and then and then I think we reviewed it that night on final guys We all hated it, but for the next week I couldn't get this unnerving feeling You know, it just made me so Unsettled and I still can't stop thinking about it And so it's gonna end up on my top 10 list of the year Which is weird because I I absolutely hated it But then I'm like, man if a movie can make me feel that uncomfortable and that like like every time I think about it I'm just like Just makes me feel like Exactly it is it is it is not a good movie. It is a it is an experience like it is A it is not an entertaining movie, but you will come out of it Feeling something and that's that's what this is That's a fucking masterpiece in in my in my opinion When something can get that under your skin with absolutely nothing to fucking go off of except for visuals Some weird sounds and some occasional Absolutely atrocious audio Like dialogue, you know, it's all broken up and sounds grainy and gritty sometimes You know whatever is going on in the background I remember in the really really long shots of like empty doorways that are just dark I kept seeing things there. I still don't know. I'm not going to go back and watch it again But I kept seeing things Shaping and shift, you know shape shifting and moving around and just faces kind of like from hereditary that that kind of thing And I'm not even a hundred percent sure I saw what I saw, you know, it's I just my brain just went to a place where I was like It's so great in the blanks. Huh? It's so grainy. Oh, yeah It's just oh, yeah, it made me feel awful too. Um, I would I don't recommend it to many people Um, I have to really know someone and know that they like that, you know That oddness that, you know, they I have to know that someone likes feeling uncomfortable Um, and I do like feeling uncomfortable sometimes Uh, but that was a perfect movie for that night, man We're in a hotel room. We're out of town. We were watching it and I'm just like, oh, this is fucking me up And shelled didn't say a word like the entire movie and we usually talk back and forth about things that are happening And we were just utterly fucking quiet except from every now and again I'd go oh Or what the fuck is that, you know, that kind of thing Michelle never said a word and afterwards she was like, well, that was a movie Yeah, and the the funny part is you you said I had to I had to look it up. You said it's almost two hours long It's now we're in 40 minutes I it did not feel like that to me. It felt like that to me, man It felt like about maybe 70 or 80 minutes. That's what it felt like barely over an hour So that's that's weird. I gotta finish this thought. Um, but yeah, go go finish whatever you I was just gonna say that uh I I'm dying for them to make a house of leaves movie and if they got went experimental and did something with this type of Atmosphere with minimal dialogue and just a lot of Visual stuff. I think that would whoever could pull off house of leaves You don't have need to have all the weird stuff in there to make a good Movie just the whole concept of just being lost in this house. Um, I'm pretty sure danieluski said he'd never let them do it Same with the audiobook. He won't let him do an audiobook Said the book exists as it exists and that's all it should exist as So I think that's a direct quote from him, but uh, I know he refuses to do he's very salinger In that regard much weirder than salinger. Well, at least he's writing is weirder, but um, I'm pretty sure he said no to that and to the Um The audiobook because he wanted the tactile experience of jumping around. Yeah, exactly the infinite jest audiobook is absolutely fucking Horrible because it should only be read Um, and it's pretty much built exactly like house of leaves, but it's just not creepy and scary um, it is just as weird just as Almost surreal, but it's just several sections of slices of life and situations and Things thrown in there that have nothing that feel like they have nothing to do with the book Where wallace was just trying to get you to care enough About this random person that was thrown in Uh, just actually the story behind what he the purpose of the book is more interesting than anything in the book But the book is amazing Um, it gets thrown around as you know, oh, this is dude fiction at its worst No, that book is fucking brilliant and it's not pretentious if it's actually brilliant I will die on that hill Anyways, let me finish up Hang on I got something going on at the lodge across the way from me I mean it's half a mile away, but I keep hearing big trucks or something I don't know what the fuck they're bringing in taking out whatever And I They're so loud. It sounds like Also, I'm set up and kind of like a a tunnel of trees. So it just the the sound comes right through to me um I can even hear It's a 25 minute drive into town if I follow the speed limit and I can hear Uh, whenever the high school football team plays I can hear the band And it's uh the sound out here is very different from anywhere else I've ever lived Yeah, it's like that here too, man because we live on um On the lake where the lake's here than the cope. It's here. So we're like on the corner and there's like a We didn't look kind of like below it like our street is actually Our yard is very strange. We have like a Wall made of four by fours that cuts into our lawn and above that is the road and then behind this It's like they call it the bowl. So We hear sounds that we shouldn't hear and we sometimes you can't tell what direction they're coming from Yeah, that's yeah out here is the same way, but that's just the woods period and you told me about that bowl thing That's really cool Yeah, the the way our house is set up the yard and everything is one of the most unique Layouts I've ever seen in my life. It's very strange cool Oh my god five pages. Okay, then Uh, all right, let me go ahead and I don't know if you're even there I can't hear I'm here. All right, uh, but I'm gonna go ahead and take my break when I come back Well, I'll see what you did and yeah, all right, but I did five pages Dang, man. Wow. I did not even come close to that. I'm so I gotta slow the fuck down man. I really gotta this is like just pouring out of me. Anyways, but yeah, I'll be back Okay, zero viewers. Holy shit chased everyone off. Yep. Okay That's good Do I want to add in? All right, let's see what you did See what kind of shenanigans you got up to That's a hundred percent of car. Hang on Hi, dammit. I was wrong again. It's a fucking plane The handing out of loose M&M's I uh, I literally had that happen to me as a kid and my mom wouldn't let me Wouldn't let me eat them because they weren't bagged up Literally happened to me then the next year the dude with same dude was handing out oranges She wouldn't let me eat those either Oh, that's cool. Bringing back Cassidy as a ninja. That's that's cool. I like that I know you're over there vaping, but it sounds like a like a stomach digesting It's fucking weird The change just stopped the pound for the repetition of stop Oh, did I really put it? Yeah, ready to stop anyone? Yeah, dude, it's been one of those days for me too, man. It just yeah, don't even worry about it I'm sure you're gonna find a lot of shit from what I wrote today It's just all messed up. I'm sure I'm not seeing everything I knew better than to have them hallucinate. I knew you were gonna change that I knew it. I knew it Is that right? Did you mean to put where the fuck her cornbread is because all it says here is where the fuck her are Should I change it? It used to say drugs. Yeah, okay. That's weird or drugs I Told you man. I told you brother. I'm it's it's a day. It's all I I take frogs Where the frog are my frogs? Fucking hell A voice hollers, but the words yeah, I just read that I don't know man. Well, it's dude. It's Friday. It's last day at work, man We're gonna get through this. I promise change that to whatever you want to I don't know. I'm just I'm just reading on It just goes to show you out there in tv land There's nobody watching but anybody who watches the replay that it happens It happens to the best of us and definitely learn to laugh at it because Ain't nothing serious about this. This is all make believe It's all practice until you publish a lot of these errors happen when I I use half a sentence and then you had you know another half new half I've noticed you do that you you like type out half a sentence and then you'll stop for a while And then you're like you'll start again. I can't do that shit, man I got to finish a complete sentence before I move on Well, like like if you'll have a sentence here and that I'll be like Well, I'm gonna change the beginning of the sentence But then and leave the half that you wrote and but then I'll leave another word in there that That was your that needed to be pulled because of the way out that I read and that sometimes I accidentally leave them in there Yeah, I keep clicking over to stream yard from the from the document because I expect it because I want to look at you It's you don't have to you don't have to turn it on. I'm just saying I keep doing that Yeah, yeah, I dig it All right We got a lot done today We are officially novel length 40 000 words, how about that shit? All right, so I'll entitle the next one the road to 50k begins We're uh, we're pumping we're pumping it out. That's for sure um, I'm gonna be doing uh, I was kind of concerned because I have uh 31 days of halloween coming up, but I've already got three episodes done and it's only september 8 Um, I'm thinking that I'm gonna start Doing at least one video a day Uh, because I've read quite a bit of the stuff. I've been I've been hoarding reviews. Um For this very very thing. Uh, anyways, what I'm getting at is We should be able to work without any issue through halloween We should be able to not halloween october So if we don't get it done by the end of september, which I doubt we will at this point um Anyways, uh, yeah What I need to do is I need to I need to I need to write more off-camera for this because I I've put my other stuff on the back burner and I haven't been I really don't have an excuse to you know, I need to catch up more on this so that we can go Okay faster, especially since we're kind of um, being uh less lenient on the on showing The stuff that we're writing. Yeah Yeah, definitely. I mean people saw what we were doing at the beginning of the the series So, I mean, it's not a big deal that we were not showing here now So yeah, do as much work as you want on the back end plus we have times like this when there's literally no one in here um, so yeah, uh, it's Absolutely fine Work whenever you want to uh, I plan on putting in some work uh this weekend too I'm gonna run some ideas by you I'll just put them in the dot at the end of the document and probably shoot you a text and be like, hey Look what I added see if we want to do that um, I haven't I haven't been I I'm pretty sure this is obvious But even if it's not I haven't been writing off-camera because I'm already doing so much on camera So it's like, you know, I My word vomit is of course going to be so much more than yours because you edit while you go along But yours isn't a word vomit yours is Methodical and I'm just like all the words everywhere Let Chad sweep it up But anyways, I'm telling you man You're doing me a you're doing me a huge favor because you were taking all the back end work out of it But also at the same time like I keep on saying I want you to write the stuff that you want to write So if there's anything you need to put down there Anytime you add something to the plot breakdown or the whatever you want to call it the outline every time you do that put Something like I want to write this or or something. Um, and then that way I know exactly what to jump into next And I can I can assume where you're going to go with that section or we can go a little more in depth So I know what to do in the chapter after that Well, I never feel like I'm not writing a scene. I mean, uh You know some of this stuff is You know, I mean it's still I mean it certainly has my voice in it. So if there's there's a whole scene that you've written um, I don't feel like you know, my voice isn't in there or um You know, even if I wasn't the one to you know, because I still throw stuff in there, you know, you had um You know like the halloween and never haven't gone trick-or-treating in four years and then I Had him do it one time and gave detail about it were and I love that shit Absolutely love that shit and I love the way you condense things and all that I just I just want to make sure that you that as long as you feel Like there is enough of you in this. I am happy if you're happy. I'm happy. Oh, dude. I wouldn't yeah I'm fucking thrilled. You'd already heard about it by now. Yeah. Okay, cool And I'm not I'm not working. I'm not used to Working with upfront people um, I'm used to Well, Darren's up front. Don't get me wrong. But tc and craig were both kind of whatever you want Whatever you want. Let's do, you know, whatever you want kind of like I'm doing to you and now that I'm in their shoes. I'm kind of like Am I doing too much? Am I going down? Yeah, that's probably because they're newer and I think I was like that with Terry and west yeah when I when I did that and I was like that with john But with john without behind the barn john That was a 3,500 word story that john had written and I Kept telling him to you know add to it and make it a book and he's like nah and then um It kept getting rejected Yeah, and and then I he said he goes well, I just sent it out again and I said well, I hope it gets rejected Because this doesn't need this story doesn't need to be buried in some anthology that nobody's ever going to read this seems to be extended and you know and I gave him some ideas and he's like nah and then finally uh He's like okay have at it and then I wrote like I don't know. I think I told him about some characters that I thought needed to be added and then I I think I added like another 2,500 words just to as an example And but I was very very careful because I knew that this story had meant a lot to him And I didn't want to just come in and walk all over it So it was more I respect that Yeah, but yeah, we ended up adding another 15,000 or more words and But it was like a I call that Bowdoin sandwich like the beginning in the end The the skeleton there that's It remains pretty much intact And then everything in between is a lutzki lutzki filled, uh, Bowdoin Oreo Yeah, fun times. Yeah, this is going fantastic. I have no complaints whatsoever I'm excited to getting here and I I'm I'm kind of my my whole goal In uh, when you get to the chapter chow time my whole goal is to sprinkle buzzard into Almost everything um to where he's kind of like always subtly present sometimes he's overtly present sometimes, but he's always in the background Kind of bolster that uh That idea that he's you know the the the main villain the main baddie of this this area of the book Um only to come find out that samson one anyways, but yeah, we I don't want to keep repeating that for people who might have missed it uh Yeah, um It's uh It was a lot of fun doing this next one because this one this this chapter chow time is more overt In uh in buzzard because buzzards over there being buzzard, I guess, you know, he's he hollering at cookie and um He offends nancy who is cookie's wife who they they work together. It's funny because I got cookie has a really thick uh southern accent And nancy has a really thick yankee accent She's a maina. So she thought you know, she drops the odds that kind of thing Um, the I love dynamics like that when two people are together and they're they're both equally unintelligible Like if if you if you're not used to those dialects, they're both equally unintelligible But they understand exactly what each other's saying. So that's that's kind of what I'm riffing on there But uh and then that scene that scene ends with buzzard being a jackass and uh Sam finding out that buzzard made him work without gloves. So now he's got blisters all over his hands And she says she's gonna talk it ends with uh, I'll I'll try and talk to mingo to see if I can get you to work with someone else And then the very last line is I'll talk to mingo. I'm sure he'll let you work with someone else or find you someone else to work with The very last line is he doesn't and then the next chapter we'll start with him working with k I'm gonna That potato soup for breakfast and shane's been peeling shane peeled a bunch of potatoes and All that stuff. Anyways Nice. Oh, I do need to add one more thing before we go One more thing before we go Yeah, I think my um, see it's the weekend So i'm gonna try to I got a logo I got to do for a paint company and then Cool Finish the Ron Kelly wrap around And so uh, like I said the rest of the stuff I've been putting on the back burner. So I'm gonna See what I can get done This weekend with this, okay And chrisan from hang on Oh, and I got a podcast tonight. I can almost keep forgetting about I can't remember the name of it Okay. All right. That's done. All right, dude. Well, no one to say goodbye to so I guess I'll just do the outro and We'll we'll mosey on down the road. Uh, but until next time I'll hail the chair