 a voice are you thinking uncle heard me upstairs upstairs he could have heard you in Kansas City night in the third of a new fall and winter series of Wednesday evening broadcast the craft foods company presents Willard Waterman as the great Gelder sleeve is brought to you by the craft foods company makers of parquet margarine and all those other wonderful craft quality foods it's golden yellow ready to serve and you get it now in the new flavor saver wrap yes here's big news for everyone who lives in states where the law permits the sale of colored margarine you can now buy yellow parquet margarine already colored a rich golden yellow and ready to serve in a new flavor saver package each golden quarter pound individually wrapped in parchment lined aluminum foil all the freshness and flavor sealed in staleness and odors kept out parquet margarine you know is the margarine that millions prefer because it tastes so good and it tastes so good because it's always fresh if you live where yellow margarine is sold get yellow parquet in the new flavor saver wrap elsewhere by parquet in the handy color quick bag or regular package great gilded sleeve was up right and early this morning and after a quick glance at the paper he moved right into the breakfast room birdie how are the eggs coming yeah how are the eggs coming and Leroy I'll handle this you eat your prunes on an empty stomach eggs coming up and prunes going down yes even if you're going to wait for Miss Marjorie Mr. Bronco heck no one wants to get a crack at the eggs before Bronco gets here that isn't it at all I want to get down to the water department a little early this morning veggies do back from a vacation we have a lot of work to do yeah hey I have Bronco's turn around upstairs quick past the eggs Leroy the doorbell maybe it's Bronco he always gets up in a days Bronco at the front door he sleeps with a window up maybe he made a long turn going to the shower Leroy don't be ridiculous delivery let me see it for you Leroy it's for me thanks for it well better open it you're all thumbs up let me open it not with those pruney fingers Leroy you'll seal it again okay hurry up well it's from a dude ranch say it's from Bessie Bessie what I'll let down she didn't get thrown off a horse or something did she miss kill see let's see worse than that she got married she did well ain't that nice holy cow did she marry one of those dude hop along Cassidy's Leroy give me a chance to find out let's see he says well you married a fellow named louder milk he's in the feeding seed business that's nice yeah nice only one hitch well I do about a secretary why don't you hire me on you Leroy yeah I could do the office work after school oh heck to help you out I'll even quit school you will not start dictating I got my pencil and paper ready mr. gillish leave you're all right Leroy you want me to sit here on your knee Leroy she's gone I'll get somebody who's on the ball no more of this daydreaming no more filing according to the zodiac I won't hire another scatterbrain door isn't locked wonder how that happened who's that young lady who are you I'm croc Morton p gillish leave the water commissioner and the office isn't open yet say how did you get in I'm a friend of besties she mailed me her keys she did why she do that she said how could she hide well I do say this for her and she does say this for me oh for a young lady I appreciate Bessie sending you up and I appreciate you coming but how do I know you're qualified to be my secretary well I can type no use the touch system oh yes sir I use the touch system with two fingers two fingers okay at a time oh brother Hazel yes sir why don't you leave your name and number and if I need you I'll give you a ring thank you mr. Gilda sleep I'll write it right here on the tight rider well just leave the X I'll know who it is it's gonna be a terrible job I guess the first thing to do is put an ad in the paper let's see how I word it water commissioner needs efficient secretary how do you spell secretary with an e or nay I need somebody around this office sharper than that hazy hazel isn't anybody in the water department today well judge hooker come in judge I'm here morning gildy where's Bessie isn't she do back today oh Bessie won't be back judge she went up to a dude ranch and got married oh she got roped and tied on your time I'm gildy well that's about it I'm just putting it out in the paper then I'll have to waste a lot of my valuable time interviewing giggling girls that isn't necessary gildy I have just the secretary for you oh the ex registrar of deeds miss Matterhorn you met her yeah thanks for the suggestion Horace but I've always considered miss Matterhorn a little icy gildy why don't you hire her and tell her that I recommended her no judge I can't hire just because she's a friend of yours why don't you think it over gildy nothing about miss Matterhorn to think over and if it'll help you make up your mind why don't you take a spin out in the open country in my new car well it's a nice car in fact I'd like to have you use my new car anytime you care to judge are you trying to bribe me oh no I'm merely offering you the use of my new car yeah an old goat has to have a good reason to give up his new tin can Mr. Gildesley how are things with you this morning you're not so good baby I'm a little shorthanded at the office I lost my secretary you haven't got anybody to take shorthand I guess you are shorthanded all right that was a little witticism Mr. Gildesley shorthand shorthanded yeah I get it but I'm in no mood for witticisms I have to get someone to replace basic well the job still open you say well I put an ad in the paper but it's still wide open Mrs. Peavey would be glad to hear that you wait a minute you're not suggesting I hire Mrs. Peavey oh no no no Mrs. Peavey never could take dictation if you know what I mean think I know what you mean I was thinking of Mr. Peavey's knees she's been boarding with us quite a while free of course oh she had much experience Peavey no no but she's willing to start at the bottom I think she'd fit right in with you no wait a minute I have to give this secondary business a lot of thought on my yes give me a good cigar very well care to try Henrietta is that a new cigar no it's Mrs. Peavey's knees don't cost you anything Mr. Gildesley you mean Mrs. Peavey's knees no the cigar well thank you you're welcome now let's get back to Henrietta oh for Peavey you're not trying to press this matter are you well you believe the Water Commissioner should hire the best help he can get don't you well yes I know you wouldn't shower me with favors just to get me to hire your wife's niece you gave me this fine cigar just because you're my friend no I wouldn't care no all right Peavey if it's a good cigar I'll consider well I'll give you a clue you're next great well it be of course you need the works just a shave boy I want to lean back and do some thinking yeah thinking hard on the hair I'd watch it Commission you should talk you're a barber and I've got more hair than you well you know how grass grows in a vacant lot all jokes alongside Commission what's on your mind let little Floydie Munson help you with your problem I've been getting too much help Floyd that's my problem yeah I got to hire a new secretary all my friends are trying to wish somebody off on well what do you know they don't seem to realize they just can't hire anybody I've got to have efficiency Peavey the judge you're all trying to push somebody interested in I wouldn't pay any attention to him Commission who are they to tell you how to run your business that's the way I feel for you know what I do Commission you what Floyd I'd hire a little manicurist I know manicurist in the water department why not she's a very deserving girl she's an old friend of love ease well I'd like to hire your wife's old friends she's something to think about Commission she can file a water report just as good as she can file a nail now Floyd I want to give this some thought I wouldn't think too long you might lose her besides Commission you're a busy man well yes I am I can see the work piling up on your desk you need her Commission a water Commissioner without a secretary he's like a monkey without a wrench please Floyd yeah how about that shape sure but keep the kid in mind huh Commission you're all right fine I will say this for you you haven't gone about it the way Peavey and Hooker did oh yeah how'd they go about it well the judge offered me the use of his new car if I'd hire a friend of his no yep Peavey's showering me with good cigars to hire Mrs. Peavey's niece at least you're not trying to bribe me for it um Commission how about a 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in states where colored margarine is sold get yellow park a in its new flavor saver aluminum foil wrap elsewhere get park a in the handy color quick bag or regular package great gilder sleeve is the kind of executive who likes to pick his own secretary when his friends the jolly boys came up with suggestions he resented it until they followed up their suggestions with gifts now he's beginning to enjoy it you're pretty good tonight huh you bet the right hey where'd you get the big cigar why what about it what doesn't smell as bad as that old rolled up rubber you usually smoke well it happens to be a very fine cigar that my friend Mr. Peebie gave me yeah why well I may do him a favor he wants me to hire Mrs. Peebie's niece for my secretary you mean you spent all day on it and haven't hired one yet Lee Roy I'm taking my time brush me off my boy I'm due with the jolly boys meeting okay my man let's go see you sure look fit tonight thank you buddy you've been pinching your cheek oh nobody well they sure look rosy yeah what are you been doing to him Rosie I just had a massage compliments of Floyd's barbershop how come he's giving you stuff too well I may do him a favor he knows a deserving manicurist who might make me a good secretary oh I can see up there in your office now miss guilty dictating with one hand and getting a manicure with the other that's an idea I thought you were doing Mr. Peebie the favor well you're all I'm considering everybody's suggestion seems all my friends have somebody they want me to hire I've discovered it isn't too profitable to decide these things too quickly what an operator not a judge hooker and chief Leeroy I'm not promoting things from my friends besides I haven't even seen the chief and never mind birdie I'm right here hello mr. gillerslee well she hello Leeroy no no thanks I just wanted to speak to you for a minute before the meeting I hear you're looking for a new secretary well yes what did you bring me I mean did you have anybody in my commissioner as chief of police there's a girl down at the jail I'd like to recommend well you've heard of Southside Molly Southside Molly oh she's been a model prisoner she's getting out next week and the well the girl wants to go straight that's all very well but now now now commissioner don't worry about her she wasn't abandoned she just kept the motor running I'll have to a lot of thinking about Southside Molly well commissioner none of us are perfect to illustrate my point look at these parking tickets they got my name on mm-hmm you're a lawbreaker but I'm going to tear them up well that's very nice of you chief oh now that's all now then can I do you another little favor can I drive you to the Jolly Boys meeting in the chief's car with the siren going thanks chief I'm driving the judge's new car this evening what a character this is a great meeting it's wonderful to get together like this yeah you can't feed it let's sing a song why will we sing there is a tavern in the town oh no pv I think we should let guilty select the song so do I oh me too what's your pleasure Commissioner well you're okay by you pv no my aunt anything you say it's okay by me what a nice bunch of fellows well how about sweet 16 there's a solo line for me splendid selection gilded well here we go ready or not the one who'd done good oh so do I me too me too nothing I enjoy more than singing after a hard day at the office you must have had a hard day gilded now about the secretary have you contacted Miss Matterhorn you well I haven't decided about the second there is yet you don't say what care for another cigar thank you well gilded I just been thinking why don't you keep my new car over the weekend and take the family for a spin you insist all right hey what's going on judge are you trying to influence a commissioner regarding a secretary not at all it just happens that he's hiring an old friend of mine Miss Matterhorn you well just a minute just a minute the commission me have a gentleman agreement about a friend of lobby now floor you're all wrong fellas mr. gilded sleeve is hiring south side mall now I wouldn't say that he led me to believe he's hiring mrs. baby need you but baby well it seems that our old friend has been leading all of us fine friend you judge I have not oh yeah you accepted our presence you know I'm out to 25 cents a guy you're all right TV here's one of them back anyway I'll tell you for the keys to my new car here you are judge thank you I'm stuck how do you take back a massage yes and my traffic tickets let's forget the whole thing let's be jolly boy fine jolly boy let's sing another song I don't feel like singing I don't even feel like staying here I think I'll go home yeah let's walk out on now wait a minute don't have to walk out on me I'm not gonna break up the club I'll leave well isn't somebody gonna stop me under the circumstances gilded it might be a good idea for you to leave yeah I guess so good night good night don't hear much going on up there the whispering a little say I'll bet they're forgiving me sure I forgot my hat I'll go back and get it they'll welcome me with open arms you through that my hat hit me right in the face I do first yes I caught cold wondering around the reservoir last night we should have jumped in what are you doing back in I commissioner wants efficient secretary efficient yes but Hazel you were here yesterday now Mr. Gilda sleep the commissioner over hazy a hazel how many water commissioners do you think this town has the thing I didn't hire her wonder who came in oh excuse me judge Floyd good morning yelling well fellows nice you to come is everything forgiven are you kidding who are you getting at Floyd yelled it we've been appointed a committee of two to make this call oh you are premeditated deceit hurt us deeply last night to see and for conduct and becoming a jolly boy we're here to ask for your resignation why you can't do this to me you fellas you beg and commit a guy can't play both ends against the middle without getting it in the middle all right that's the way you feel about it who's that oh it's just hazel hazel Gilda you didn't tell us you'd hired a secretary hide her any Mrs. Peebie's niece is it oh no Floyd well it's something fishy here judge that a matter horn is it of course not miss matter horn can't hum fellows it's Hazel a friend of Bessie's you mean you ain't double-cross none of us jolly boys Lord I wouldn't think of doing that well as long as you didn't reject my choice in favor of one of the other members I feel all right about it you do me too commission I got no beef as long as you step outside our group and hire this hazel I don't know whether it's worse to be out of the jolly boys are stuck with Hazel oh well Hazel let's get to work really it doesn't look too efficient gilder oh she's efficient Hazel is more work here than you and I can do so let's get with it yes sir where do I find Mr. with it Mr. with it great gilders leave 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own water department by Paul West John Elliot and Andy White with music by Robert Arborist included in the cast are Walter Tetley Lillian Randolph Earl Ross and Richard LeGrand with Arthur Q. 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