 I don't know why I talk like that. Here's another one. Yeah, I don't sure what I'm doing here. I don't know how you're doing here. Bzzzzzzz. Yeah, I don't sure what I'm doing here. I don't know how you're doing here. How did you barish from this fan? Dude, this is so bad, dude. Unbelievable, dude. Okay, let's finish this quest. It's not the dog we need. It's me and Bonnie have the quest, okay? You guys are distracting. It sounds great. I've never had... Bonnie, there's three of them right here. Playing with other... Stop playing with other cats, okay? I mean, you guys are... You're just jumping around in circles with another cat. The other cat has rabies. He doesn't have his shots. Before I eat it, I can eat a little literal entire pizza. Yeah, you eat like as much as I do, almost. Dude, yeah, but I don't eat as fast as you do. Yeah, I like shovel food down. Do you like breathe it in? 2,000 calories we had today on burgers and a shake. 2,000 calories so easily. Like, it's so weird how we just drink milkshake. Like, to watch things down. That's literal ice cream. I just like shovel food down my throat. I just pound the food really fast. That'll help me. Yeah, you're pretty insane about it. Oh, I could have just done this. Yeah, I can eat very... Like, my whole life, I've eaten very fast. But like... Because my mom would always tell me I would eat too fast when I was little. I just took my pre-workout. Did you? No, I took it a little while ago. Where's Mitch? Oh, that makes sense. What do you think that makes sense? Oh, I mean... I'm like super hyper and I'm like talking really... Like, all of that, you know? Wait, I should take... I should take food right where I am, you know? No. I don't know anything that you talk about anymore in these days. You've changed. Yeah, you've changed. Four weird raisins. Oh yeah, Barber Shop, let's go. Okay, Bonnie, welcome to the Barber Shop. Wait, where'd you go? Hello? Wait, hang on, you're upstairs. Inside of this one. Upstairs. Wait, you're not up here. Yeah, I am. Oh, you're right here. Where are you? Look, I just changed my haircut to be longer. Wait, what the hell? Oh, you're right here. Yeah, look, you like my new haircut? My hair's longer and I have a beard now. It used to be shorter and I had a mustache. You're so close, um... All right, hold on. I'm gonna change my haircut again. Oh, you disappear when you go in the chair. Oh, really? Yeah. Do you like my new haircut? Oh, wow. Bonnie, whatever you do, don't go upstairs in the Barber Shop and definitely don't look under the floorboards. It's totally not the remains of the last girl that stayed at his fan's house. We need hot all over again. Hair color. Wait, what? Why is there... What? Why is there somebody here? So if I have blue hair and I turn into a... What is the purpose of this? Ew! What? That's a person. Look, is it... They're saying Sweeney Todd reference? It's Sweeney Todd. That's so cool. Who's Sweeney Todd? Oh, my God. Sweeney Todd dead kids. You never saw that movie? No, but I saw that episode of The Office. No, Sweeney Todd is one of the... Wait, is this haircut a new Wrath of the Lich King haircut? This haircut that I have? Or was this... Did this haircut exist in vanilla? Is it a new haircut, right? Look, the new Wrath long hair looks so bad. This long hair looks so bad. It's like flat and it's weird. In a retail wow, this haircut looks amazing. Like this literally looks like it came out from Warcraft 3. Like it looks worse than vanilla wow graphics. This haircut. But in retail, this haircut looks amazing. It looks so good. Dude, look at me when I'm a tiger with this hair color. Let's see, where are you? Oh, you're black now. Or like a dark purple. Purple and green. That's so cool, but when I'm a human, well, you can't tell. But hang on, let me take off my hood. Oh, so you can go to right click or escape, interface, display, and you can unclick show helm. And you're going to hide your helmet if you want. Oh, so this is my hair right now. It's blue. Wait, have you ever dyed your hair a weird color in your life? No, never. Really? Do you think it looks better blue? I'm just going to, yeah, I have dyed it a weird color. Wait, you have? They're not blue. Like what? See, does the character look better blue like this though? I think the white looks good. I think so too. Try green, try green. Green? Yeah. Can I turn into a cat? What's the hell? I'm purple. Oh, now you're like a light purple with white hair. No, it's like whitish green. That's cool that they did it to where the fur matches your hair color now. What if I change it to dark green? Oh, what? So yeah, now you have purple hair, but your fur is green. Wait, hold on. Look at yourself in the mirror. Over there. Okay. Yeah, you're right. This looks like a TV. Wait, hold on. You don't have a reflection? No, I do. Why don't I see your reflection? I have a reflection. Are you a vampire? No. Are you sure? Yep, I'm a druid. I don't mind. Yay. Go bear, go bear, go bear. Oh yeah, bear. Oh, geez, it's scary. Oh my goodness. I'm super scary like this. You know what? You know what kind of pisses me off? If I want to be a girl, I'm like, I should be hotter, like default. It's kind of like, hello? Look at me. Like why am I not more handsome? I mean beautiful. Do you think I'd be a hot girl? Bonnie? Oh my god, dude, if I was a dude, I would be a freaking giga-chat. Look at me. I don't know. I don't know if that's- Whoa, dude. Wait, look what I just spawned into. That's a guy. Wait, hold on. It's so good. And my eyes are yellow and matches my shoulder pads. Dude, I look like tough stuff. If I was a girl, I'd let you hit it. I look sick, dude. I look like I'm- Oh, I do. I'm actually excited just a little bit. Hang on, let me fix that really quick. Just don't look at my face. Huh? Oh no. The frick? Okay. Look, I'm bigger than you. Oh, you're just a human. I'm a night elf and I'm giant. Wait, something's wrong with your mustache. No, it's not. Nothing's wrong with my mustache. Something is wrong with your mustache. No, that's just how it looks. It comes out from the inside of your nose. It doesn't actually cover your upper lip. That's because it's my nose hair mustache, because I'm a night elf. It's the Ethiopian caterpillar. Dude, I look so cool. Dude, you should stay like this. S-Fan, really, you has bigger boobies? True. Dude, there was a girl that was being mean to me one time in middle school. And one of my friends, we were at some gym. We were at the high school. We were in middle school. We were at the high school for something. We were hanging out in the gym at night. And I don't even know what happened. But it was a girl from the other middle school. And she was being rude. And then one of my friends yells at her. And he's like, from across the gym, he's like, you're just mad, because S-Fan has bigger boobs than you. And dude, she cried all night. Dude, it was badass. He was like, because he was just being like a dick all night. Like she was being just rude to everybody. And then she said something to me that was mean. And then my friend got pissed. And he just yelled at her. And dude, she cried so much. No, she deserved it. She was being mean to everybody. I look so cool like this, dude. Now you're a man. Wait, is your mouth smaller now? I think your mouth looks smaller because you're bigger. Yeah. Can I still be a woman or should I be a man? Look at how cool I look. Typical S-Fan making middle school girls cry. It wasn't me as my friend. I look like minks. Oh, true. Yeah, minks hairs that color. And also she was crying. Dude, that's true. True, you're like nine-off minks right now. That's pretty dope. That was great. Minks is great. You have the same skin down, too. The Irish. Oh, you're rich. Car, car. Car. It's so, Minks is so entertaining to listen to her talk. I know. For me, like her accent is so good. This last time you had a PO Box opening, it's been forever. We will do a birthday PO Box this week.