 Note, this document has been designated a lathe-class info hazard. Your access has been logged and you will submit to an examination to assess its impact no later than two days from this moment. If you have accessed this document unintentionally, cease reading immediately and contact the Cognito Hazard Research Group. Item Number SCP-022-J Object Class Keter Special Containment Procedures Due to widespread public knowledge of SCP-022-J, containment of SCP-022-J is limited to mitigating the damage caused by its effects. To this effect, the following procedures are to be enacted. The availability of SCP-022-J is to be reduced by means including but not limited to, suppressing research into more efficient methods of refining SCP-022-J ores, limiting the mining of areas rich in SCP-022-J ores under the guise of, for example, protection of endemic species. Suppressing front companies to artificially drive up the price of SCP-022-J in order to limit the damage due to effects of SCP-022-J-1. Suppressing public awareness of SCP-022-J's physical properties to prevent SCP-022-J-2 effects from manifesting. To this effect, media containing counterfactual information with regards to the physical properties and proper uses of SCP-022-J are to be reduced and propagated. Suppressing public awareness of SCP-022-J's anomalous properties. Treatment of individuals severely affected by SCP-022-J-2 by Class B amnestics. Because the risks SCP-022-J-1 poses to Foundation personnel, especially those in charge of designing containment procedures, any containment procedures proposal containing relevant keywords are to be checked by personnel immunized against SCP-022-J-1. Engagement agents of choice, such as chocolate, beer, diazepam, Xanax, cannabis, are to be available to such personnel to mitigate the effects of SCP-022-J-2. Description SCP-022-J is the pure, solid form of chemical element commonly known as titanium, of atomic number 22, and average molar mass of 47.86 grams per mole. In its active state, SCP-022-J appears as a shiny, hard solid of density approximately 4.5 grams per cubic centimeter, and melting point of approximately 1,940 degrees Kelvin. SCP-022-J behaves as a paramagnetic metal in most aspects, and possesses a tensile strength of roughly 434 megapascals, remarkable furtzlo density. SCP-022-J is an info hazard. Most about it causes the manifestation of two distinct sets of symptoms, designated SCP-022-J-1 and SCP-022-J-2. SCP-022-J-1 initially manifests when an individual with no prior knowledge is exposed to incomplete or erroneous information about SCP-022-J's physical properties, and its recommended usage. Individuals under the effects of SCP-022-J-1 will gradually begin to assert the superiority of SCP-022-J as a structural material, and recommend or attempt to enforce its use as such whenever possible, even in cases where this has a significant negative effect on functionality. Common terms used by affected individuals with referenced SCP-022-J include strongest metal in the world, super tough super metal, refined impenetrable metal, and the he-man of materials. Even in the cases where this behavior induces a performance failure or deficiency, an affected individual will refuse to acknowledge that they fucked up seriously, while the fuck makes a titanium anchor. SCP-022-J's role in the incident, inventing increasingly bizarre alternative explanations. SCP-022-J-2 manifests when an individual fucking gets a clue, is it so hard to read a goddamn standard? It is exposed to accurate information about SCP-022-J's physical properties and correct recommended usage guidelines. Individuals already affected by SCP-022-J-1 can't fucking get it in their goddamn heads with a hammer. I hear about titanium being the strongest metal, I will punch them in the dick with a fist made of goddamn show considerable resistance to SCP-022-J-2. This effected by SCP-022-J-2 displays signs of anger and mental distress at mentions of pure titanium or its usage, to the point of becoming physically violent. This is especially marketed when the triggers are usual vectors of SCP-022-J-1, such as media containing examples of inappropriate uses of SCP-022-J. Treatment with claspy amnestics has been shown to- No, fuck this! There's no SCP-022-J-2! There's nothing wrong with me! Anyone reasonable would fucking freak out when seeing the 50th SCP proposal calling for a 5 foot thick titanium walls! You'd have punched him too! I'll give them titanium in their damn faces with a titanium dildo! There's a titanium conspiracy to sell more titanium! Whatever the fuck they make of titanium, I will show them who's fucking titanium Balls are in the titanium vise! Motherf- Addendum 022-J-1 Incident 022-J-1 Forward On-7-20- While working on the SCP-022-J report, researcher Eisenberg, further referred to as Subject succumbed to the effects of SCP-022-J-2 transcript of security camera footage follows Begin log 1900 hours Subject begins work on SCP-022-J report 1900 hours 30 minutes Subject commences chewing on a pencil 1900 hours 41 minutes Subject bites pencil through 1900 hours 44 minutes Subject ceases spitting out splinters Curses loudly 1900 hours 49 minutes Subject loosens his tie takes out an unidentified pill and swallows it taking a drink from the nearby flower pot slumping on the chair 1900 hours 54 minutes Subject resumes work 2100 hours 38 minutes Subject's typing rate increases 2100 hours 39 minutes Subject begins bashing keyboard with his fists 2100 hours 40 minutes Subject tears out keyboard from the workstation and runs out into the joining hall screaming incoherently 2100 hours 45 minutes Subject uses keyboard to assault a security guard yelling quote, I'll give you titanium cages I'll give you titanium tits you cunt-wacked ass cheeks end quote and is promptly subdued end log closing statement researcher Eisenberg was restrained and isolated in section five medical wing on site 19 researcher Eisenberg's level two slash 022-J clearance was revoked and he is relieved of his duties until his mental state stabilizes work on SCP-022-J documentation overhaul has been suspended and the existing document classified as a lathe class info hazard