 Am I really that bad? I'm not gonna lie to you boys as a content creator you get a lot of negative comments But a lot of positive ones too. It's just part of the it's just part of the process But this year especially I have been getting dunked on about my NBA 2k skills and after starting out We'll a 2k season 3 oh and two. I've got some serious Recovery to do I said this before but I'll say it again But this season my goal is to prove that I can't compete I can't get good at this game even if I'm really struggling right now My other goal is to get every single one of you to touch grass. I promise man. I promise look I Didn't spontaneously combust granted. That's a fake plant So I don't actually know what real grass feels like but I imagine it's pretty similar Welcome back we went to case season three this will be games three and four So we did start out oh and two if you didn't see the season over you need to watch it because that game was one Of the craziest games ever got a pretty bad beat there at the end But it is what it is now there is a diamond in the rough though. We did complete our challenge and in our pack Who is a 610 point guard with spectacular spectacular stats I'm actually really excited to use it. So we did lose Yolkich and Dirk already So we've lost a lot of Euro League players, but we retain Joe Harris We've of course got our team captain invincible run We've got Amethyst Blake Grevin who put up some incredible shots last game We've got Amethyst Shaq who is just waiting to get upgraded to Diamond Shaq and then we do have big Georgie on the bench You had one of the most spectacular games last game And it's just such a bummer it wasn't a win because it would have been such a historic win That's how it goes sometimes boys and if you want to check out the cheat sheet I'll pull it on here. It is live stream themed and I'm all in two right now So a whole lot of things can happen. All right boys. Let's get our first wheel spin in I appreciate you guys sticking with me. I know it's infuriating if you're good at 2k, but I will get better I promise playoffs pink diamond galaxy opal so we can take any most likely galaxy opal player from the playoffs promo Which also obviously happens to be only the teams that made the playoffs. I wonder how good Rui Hachimura is He's probably a lot better at small forward than power forward You know what we should do We should get a competent player that can give LeBron a breather and honestly might be Michael Porter Jr He's a 6-10 small forward and I did lose Yolkich I kind of want to get you guys a nuggets player Jason Tatum is not a bad option either But ever since the Celtics lost they keep game 7. I don't feel like getting a Celtics player Michael never passes the ball Porter Jr I can't believe that I am buying a Michael Porter Jr. Right now I don't know if you guys know this story But I ghosted this chick one time and to get back at me she went and hooked up with Michael Porter Jr I'm not kidding. I'm literally not kidding. I've always been a Michael Porter Jr. Hey, but you know what? I'm squashing the beef right now and I'm getting Michael Porter Jr That might not have been the most meta pick, but I like the idea that if LeBron comes out I actually have a pretty solid player to come in for him I also technically I could start MPJ at the 4 but Blake Griffin played way too good last time I would feel dirty taking him out dude. He was just too good. All right So here's our lineup going into today's game not too much at stake since it's just Michael Porter Jr But really what's at stake is the fact that I haven't won a game yet. I'd very much like to win a game All right, well, I'm not gonna lie the challenge realized pretty much built my team up to this point It's been incredibly clutch So I'm hoping we can continue with that. You know, I feel like this is just gonna happen Anyway, 55 points between three players honestly my struggle will be getting up to 55 points I think last game I scored 54. Hey, we're both Vancouver. We're both the Lakers play Thompson Ben Simmons Giannis Akim Jokic. His name is wannabe 2k god Shit, I love you open wide open Who is gonna leave me? Rose one How late I was gonna say I'll let Giannis have a jumper didn't really want him to have that though Oh, he's jumping way early Jumping way early there to Jumping early. God damn it. They get down so fast. I can't time that shit Ben Simmons walks that one in on Joe Harris I'm gonna go under this and take the dunk. We're brawn. Let's go five points for invincible brawn Go check. Oh, damn it another bucket for him. I'm gonna bring the screen ignore it and do the same Darn it. All right. All right. All right. Shit's gonna happen Bro, that is literally the ex oh, is it a charge? I need to shut the fuck up. I need to shut the fuck up. Oh Turku Lou down to Shaq just kidding. He's packing the pain. I got a kick to my shooters Yep, there it is. That's exactly what I wanted. Oh, but I'm slightly late. All right I got to get it out a little faster with Joe Harris. Good defense Turku Lou just running around Griffin midi I'll go to the line. Oh, this is the worst free throw ever Yeah, I fucking hate it. I hate it It's literally the worst free throw ever eight points in the first quarter. I ain't getting 55 between nobody So big Georgie is my only center right now I guess I should try and score LeBron Turku Lou and big Georgie for 55 horrible first quarter though, I only dropped eight points. So Gonna have to be a little better than that. Dude, that's what is that? great defense great defense great defense Absolutely nothing and big Georgie's got it. All right, Ron. Oh Oh Transition take foul. We like those. All right, Bron to the line. Let's get a freebie. Yes, sir. Let's get a screen from MPJ. Oh That's a bucket to stop Please stop shooting that fucking layup or broad good defense. He somehow ends up with the ball in the middle of the beat Another transaction take foul. This will be how I score all my points gentlemen another one from broad It's a nice to a clan he draws it a Joe Harris three that one was a little defended Big George cleans it up. Just keep it simple brown 16 to 20. We got to get it to fuck together. Joey Harris is there. Oh Miroshan Dude, this is so stupid. My fucking Power-up player is injured Shack is injured. I don't even think I'm allowed to put him back in the game Don't know what he got injured on or how? That is a fine job by me Matt is not that is a good three LeBron 22 to 23 LeBron is on a team. Shack is in and he's injured as fuck. That sucks for Shack, dude Spectacular defense here. Oh my god. He's in a box. No, you do not Get the fuck out of here with that gross ass shot I'll do it myself No way that's got to go in it's just the clay Thompson show right now He does miss that three a keen a keen picks it up though. He's trying to cook again Shit out of here. Let's go Joe Harris come on she's a pretty tough three does not hit. He honest is there for the board though. Oh My god, he just had such an easy shot. I'm there great defense She can be big with big Georgie got him jumping and he jumps again He got where's the file? I just had to be leading to learn Turkel whose shot Oh my god, he's got the mismatch to back me down if he wants to three Two one no shot at all. Let's go boys thought MPJ would get that but no worries Hey, Georgie's gonna come set this screen. He's gonna find a good position To put in a really awkward layup, but wait a minute 30 to 30 you realize I tied the game up there. Oh There's big Georgie. Shit. I'm so asked game is so hard Why is this two guys so hard for me an early one for mirrors, dude, I'm getting a dude I'm getting his free throw down. We're gonna take this Gonna go dish Find the mismatch find the mismatch Fucking yummy. I'm winning because of yummy again. Damn it. This is what I didn't want I guess I just want to win since I'm only two I don't really think beggars can be choosers right now. He wants that three. Yeah, come on, man I knew you're going there up to brawn up to brawn brawn Attired brawn brawn will put it in. He got to get something up. I mean shit I'm up there. I'm up there Big Georgie just being big Down to MPJ one more kick turk aloo Continue let's see if he chooses to quit on his own accord come such a perfect rage quit there at the end He probably could not have won the game, but I am gonna count that as a rage quit He tried the dashboard and quit so fast, but he didn't even have any time outs left We'll take our 2k rage cool wheel and we get to keep Michael Porter, Jr. So that's a big dump right there for us are Sit sit sit sit sit. Yes Two times store packs store packs are building my whole team. This is basically pack and play alright So two of these hero invincible packs right now for our rage quit players be locked in Is an Eastern conference point guard number one Wait, it's an invincible a mellow. Oh, that's out of here. Actually, you know brawn shooting guard turk aloo small for you. Oh And Joe Harris is bomb ass can can go to the bench. That was absolutely insane It's invincible a mellow go invincible a mellow at point brawn at the two turk aloo at the three mpj at the four and shack is it injures the whole card I mean what kind of fucking nonsense is that he'll injury what fucking moron go fuck yourself Ronnie 2k And I still have one more back. Oh my god. I pulled an invincible. No way. That's another dog matter No way the back to back. Oh if it's invincible a mellow, I'd cry myself to sleep. No way I just did that Eastern conference small forward number 30 Carmelo. Don't you fucking tell me? Oh, it's not That was Carmelo Anthony's invincible our way his invincible is it Denver nugget yo Bernard King? Yeah, well, he's definitely gonna come off the bench then yeah I don't know much about this card Bernard King six foot seven small forward eighty nine three pointer looks like you can do Damn near anything thirty five Hall of Fame. That's an amazing card actually no way We just hit the back-to-back All right boys, so we're one and two our spin right here to be our next player Then we'll hop into our next game things are looking good though Things are looking up a lot after those clutch time buckets times 5k MT. This is a fun one All right, so here's our starting five We're gonna play clutch time online for every point I score in this game I get 5,000 MT to spend on one player. So if I drop 10 points, it'd be 50,000 MT on one player if I drop 20 It's a hundred thousand and if he rage quits I get a hundred K his lineup Lance Stevenson dream on green point guard Winnie Butler artist Gilmore big Georgie big Georgie on the tip. Oh Lance on LeBron. What a perfect Perfect matchup. He's jumping like crazy. Georgie's got a mismatch. It's good starts. That's 10 KMT for one player right now Hopefully we can get some bread here. Dramon's gonna drill that three. Yo, oh Getting shifty with turk alone 30 KMT God damn it another dream on three. I don't know how I got off dream on there run Oh, the mellow See that free throw mellow get that shit out of here Hey, I'm so glad I made that mention a hundred KMT rage quits. Let's go So this basically became any dark matter that I can buy I'm bringing him back, bro I was not able to clutch up for dirk last time I'm gonna buy dirk again and hopefully we can actually keep him on the line at this time if I can win the game Well for my lineup MPJ will come out for Titans dirk once again Let's get it baby and I can move MPJ to my bench power for now We actually have some depth on this team and lastly the challenge wheel I did miss it last game, but we've been pretty damn good about this season and as you saw I pulled invincible of mellows I love another back. Last time I got dirk. I had a challenge for our newest player And what do you know? We get it again. We now need a double double with our newest player I'm just gonna let dirk do his thing his lineup wimmy turk aloo mellow vlade divach and alperin sengun sengun I shack That was did you actually try to jump for that shack? That was embarrassing if you did He's going in with voodoo bitch. He gets ripped by brawn up to mellow Down to shack Fuck it. I'm gonna have to make some defensive adjustments pretty soon here Okay, he gets it into divach, but we gotta hand up the rainbow. Wait. That was fucking sick Holy shit. He's playing up so tight Ooh, dirk tries to slam it home on two nothing going there Good defense good defense And a transition take follow my favorite. All right. Le mellow to the free throw line. Let's see it Oh, yes, there's a meter under there. That's kind of a weird meter. I was hoping it'd be the comet But whatever I can use that so every time I bring this screen he switches off Off to the guy underneath But dirk slams it home two points in a board for dirk. We're on that way to the double double Good moves from jimmy. Does he shoot it the hop step got shack jumping Ooh Solid start to a quarter for us. Shit. I made the exact same mistake. Oh, I see dirk on a mismatch Hey, so dirk was made for right there pretty good defense honestly Yup Gotta not look at that bar. I just gotta look at their wrist shit Ooh hop step feed it into shack Ah, it's just kind of trying to force a layup there. I'm gonna get the shack upgrade But I really want to win the game. So I probably shouldn't be worried about that Oh, yep, I like that. I like that. He came off to jump gave shack an easy one four points for shack Oh, he's just gonna cook shack Oh, shit, I thought he was gonna pass that and he cut my display He got him jump in No, what? Oh, it was I had to time that Dude, sometimes I just don't know that it's actually shooting a time jumper and not just like a a layup, you know 16 to 13 this guy's pretty good. Oh browns got a freebie Just kidding because that just makes a whole lot of sense But dirk will take it 10 points and two boards for mr. Novitski Having a great game. Oh somebody somebody somebody Into dirk that's good positioning Good pump fate got him twice Good good play Oh great passing. He gets another three and he drills that one too. Oh cut george cut george Keep going george. Get all the way to the hoop george. I'm proud of you, buddy Oh mine. Ah, I missed it. Oh, that's bad. He's gonna have a free lane Deep three from dennis romman a three from mb Nice move mpj the spin and he's gonna put one up with cat And drill that too on three Let's go she falls a very deep three if he wants it good defense Please don't please don't help side Lamello Missed that one And one and one for big george early. Yes, I'm gonna get a lot better with his free throw Guys stop Good defense. Oh, look at george. He's just cherry picking. All right make him earn it bernard king bonga The fuck is bonga, bro? Cat wants the step back It won't fall lebron heaves the rainbow. Huh gosh. I'm struggling man. I really just am all right Let's see if we can get shack everything he needs here Oh Hey, is he not at his controller? No wonder that was so easy. All right shack. What kind of move can we make here? Get him jumping. Nope I get the board Shack come on buddy Oh, he's back He's back. He's back. I actually legitimately got that bucket. He was jumping. All right. That's 10 for shack So that's an upgrade Don't you shoot that I'll cry myself to sleep if you shoot that and make it Why does he keep doubling? All right, shack come give me a screen buddy. Yep. Shack. Go points three boards for o'neill get up. Oof This guy's insane you did. I hate artist Gilmore. Yes. He's out of there Artist Gilmore is a fucking defensive powerhouse. Go to the hoop shack. I was hoping he would jump Fuck 4159 this guy's gonna drop 80 on me. You don't have to cook me man. You don't have to do it Go shack. Yes shack good positioning Take a two either way 16 for o'neill shack Dude shack is getting right where he needs to every time. He didn't think I would do that 20 piece Let's go two upgrades for shack This will take them all the way to galaxy opal actually because it's diamond. There's no pink diamond So it's galaxy opal next dude. This guy's nuts. I think he knows i'm going to amethyst shack Send them to the line. Oh my fucking god. Oh, it's fast. It's crazy fast. Okay Okay. Yeah, that's just pretty much impossible Not impossible. It's not true. I'm fit in there though. I'm gonna give shack 30. I'm not scared little drop step get him jumping How did you do that? His plus minus is negative 15, but he's still cooking Hey Dirt with a block Great defense Dude, what the fuck this guy's a machete. This guy's so good. Just hitting crazy shit Yep, get him jumping No, no shack. You didn't miss that shack. You went at 24. We could have gone for the 30 piece Shack you could be an invincible Bored next dude. I swear if he ends with 28, I'm gonna cry myself to sleep Into shack Let's get blowing you fuck. Yeah. Well, I guess so a free throws and he doesn't hit those either Dude if he hit his two his two lamps and his two free throws. He's at 30 right now Got him jumping 26. I could still do it. We could still jump 30 with shack God, he's giving me trouble with turkle. I'm not gonna lie. Well, it doesn't man. He's got 80 points. It doesn't fucking matter He's what my ass Ah, fuck dude. I'm gonna end with like 29 or some shit Something that'll just make you cry your eyes out Oh Rodman you dog you dirty dog Shangoon gets a freebie Can't hit shack I swear to god shack. If you end with 29 points, I will cry I will cry if he ends with 29. We just need one more out of you, buddy Got him jumping No, no, it's coming down to a free throw. I just need one. I just need one. I just need one shack Hey, dude, I'm gonna be one in three But I will have invincible shack on the roster. You know what? I'm gonna get another one of shack Just to just just to prove that I can do it You gotta know where I'm going, right? You know where I'm going. Yep. Yep Oh, shit Shack's the only guy I do that with dude quite the stat line. Amethyst shack. I mean, I get it. It's a poverty game And I'm getting fucking worked 57 to 84 But 30 of those points come from shack I didn't get my challenge for dirt and I don't keep dirt because I lost But invincible shack is coming into the lineup box score. Honestly, dude, I just suck I just suck. I'm one in three right now But I think I'm gonna go on a crazy run to close this close this year out So dirk Once again is booted out of the lineup because I take another l So blade griffin comes back in and pj moves back to power forward but shack So shack's next upgrade is diamond shack. That's for 10 points His upgrade after that is galaxy opal shack. That's 20 points and at 30 points We get invincible Shaquille O'Neal who happens to have a 97 free throw So hopefully that's a whole lot easier and to be honest I do have a new starting lineup now because big george should be center and shack can actually go at my power forward So my starting lineup is is crazily. We got three invincibles. We got hero. Hito. We got big george Then on the bench. We have penny joe harris bernard king blade griffin and mpga This is the best team i've ever had when i'm one and three and we packed lamella We packed hito. We upgraded shack and we packed big george. All right boys one and three I gotta have a strong push in the second half of the season, but regardless. I love you guys Thanks for watching as always and i'll see you in the next one. Peace