Chanelle: Hello Nick Jonas - are you into older women? If so, choose me, and let's have children! So what if I was in high school when you were only ten? Date up a few years - find out what you're missing.
Nina: lil' nicky j j is the flyest guy i seen i love with my whole heart, even my whole spleen his hair so beautiful like the color of a bean he be my biggie King and i be his lil' Queen
he's moody he's starin he play dem drumma drums i like it, he got da mic hit, wanna try to lick his gums they put them cuffs round my wrists cuz nicky boy aint legal but it aint no more illegal then me lovin on a beagle
Chanelle: Ain't smiley like Miley Ain't gleamin' like Selena But I can buy lottery tickets What rhymes with Selena?
My college peers think I'm crazy 'Cause I'm 19 and wanna have Nick J's babies Would they rather me be into ladies? Or get with squirrels and catch the rabies?
Nina: he got dat strong jaw line reminiscent of dem natives he got dat moppy top dat i want to pet, possibly bathe in so what if i gotta change his diamond crusted diapers its better than the time ol gummy grammy made me wipe her
Chanelle: Skip lecture to watch that Paranoid song So I can see my boy with that tight shirt on With a bod like that, this can't be wrong Though I'm old enough to be Nick J's mom
Burning Up is on my most played list So I can hear his sexy voice wail "reddd dresss" This boy got my hormones all up in a mess At least pedophilia's better than incest
Nina: nick i know its kinda gross that im older than you can i rub you in tamales maybe then you'll like me too or we can run from tsunamis have babies name them johnny just bat your beady eyes and let me call you Boo
i dont mind that when you sing you often sound like a sheep i dont mind you wear that ring but when we married we gon' *BEEP!* nicky j you off the chain are you into spanish women? if females aint yo thing how bout if i was a him?
Chanelle: I like how you have that purity ring on We'll wait till the honeymoon but then it's on I swear I've never been into little boys in the past But there's something irresistible about your tight little - Face...I was gonna say face
Chorus: I go gay for Nicky J (repeat a million times)