 Emergency alert. Emergency alert. This message is from your national government. Please do not look away. You are seeing this message because you may have been exposed to an anomaly. An anomaly is any object, entity or phenomenon which violates natural law. An anomaly could be a ghost, creature, alien, robot or any other unusual entity or phenomenon. If you have been exposed to an anomaly, please contact any local government or police authority. A professional will be with you shortly to ensure your safety and explain to you how you must help control information about anomalies. Thank you for your attention and cooperation.