 Nope Hey, well, back to our stupid reaction, Ethan! I'm broke! Can you call us in Instagram? Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Trump, Facebook. No! It's a joke! I'm gonna calm my belly button. Let's go on. I'm broke! What the hell? I'm broke. I'm broke. Please! There's, like, 1% of you that do that. Which matter, we get frickin' morons. Is that how you get people to follow you by calling them frickin morons? Yep. Cool. I thought I was doing correct. Yep. Today. Piper did that. He really wasn't playing a pipe. He just turned around and said follow me, you frickin morons. Today. We were acting to a video. Video. What was that? I don't know. I just wanted to say it as fast as I could so it sounds like maybe, y'all beautiful people on Twitter and Instagram and everywhere you're sending me messages nonstop about reaction choices. You know I have no idea what we're reacting to until I sit in this chair and we start filming. Oh, he does. You're not helping. He's a liar. That's not true. Uh, this is from the man company. Ugh! This is real. I like it already. We'll listen to some poetry. The man company. The man poetry. Man poetry. Hickory dickory dock. The mouse ran up the clock. The clock struck one. The mouse fell down because he died. This is called gentlemen kisei kehiti hai. And it's a Yushmen Korana doing the poetry. So this is a poetry. Poetry, you can't believe. Poetry. A poem on what makes a true gentleman written by Gorav Solanke and recited by a Yushmen Korana. Yeah, so it's somebody else's poem, a Yushmen's reciting it. I think we've seen, who did we see do poetry? They be? You sure? Culky. Oh yeah, Culky did it. I think it was her poetry, though. I actually, Seagal Baby's over on Patreon for me over there. You wanted me to do some poems. I'm doing it. You asked me for that. I just wanted to let you know by. Red. Blue. Ashu. God bless you. Thank you. Uh, anyways, so I'm excited. Something different. Here we go. Gentlemen kisei kehiti hai. You know, man's ka exterior type hai. Bari macho wali hai. O ghar chadayega. O ladki ko bachayega. O roega nahi hai. Weak nahi hoga. Daga ye toh saala kuch thiek nahi hoga. Mujina hero na seve na Superman banna tha. Jo ro sake, jo gas sake, kisi ko bachaa pahe to bachaa sake. Aisa man banna tha. Ne Hindi mein senti hota hoon. Punjabi mein gata hoon. Aisa man. Tayabanda mujhe nahi hata hoon. Par kana thikthak banata hoon. Aisa man. Tumhari inu sloaya fast hai, mujhe farak nahi padta. Tum gay ho straight ho, tumhari kya cast hai, mujhe farak nahi padta. I know that he has told you to play it too cool. And fathers asked you to be disciplined as if you're always in school. Ono ne bola. Gentlemen banu. But ye bhi bola ki, man ka gentleman bana kharaab hai. Tumhe to honor bachana hai. Jadu wala perfume lagana hai. Usi se ladkiya tum pe marhengi. Par marhengi kyon? Tumne marna nahi chahiye. Ne jaha hoon, jaha khara hoon ne dharna nahi chahiye. Pink aur Pink Floyd ke beech me ho kuch bhi pasankar sakta hai. Andhera zada ho to woh bhi dar sakta hai. Kyuki violence uske saad bhi hoa hai. Patria ki ne usko bhi garat tarike se chua hai. Ho jaldi bada hone ke bojke nahi chahiye bada hota hai. Dil uska bhi 300 gram ka hi hota hai. Par usse lohe ka sosha kawar chala hota hai. Usse baskar aur gan ke khilano me mad baand ho jaha bo bacha ho. Zoruri nahi ki driver achha ho. Hosakta hai ki machine ke kaam me thoda kacha ho. Par mard honi ki khiloti shard hi hai ki sacha ho. Ab zoruri nahi ki mera passion guitar bo, kool ho, mere haat me ladki ke liye phool ho. Hosakta hai ki mere pas nambi gadi ho. Hosakta hai ki life ki ek, har ek ride phool ho. Tumha patra bachho ho mai bhi sambalata ho. Aur thakke aati ho tu ginger wali chahi bhi ubalta ho. Ladka aur narki weh farkh boht hai aur hiya kfarkh khubsoonata hai. Ye na janta. Par farkh karne ko, sabse bada guna maanta ho. Sahi isi liye. Isi liye apne bete se kaya tha ho ki zoruri nahi un ke liye khursi ki jna hai. Gadi ka darwaza khol na. Aur jab kuch gana toh sabse pehle bol na. Kyuki six pack se nahi banta hai mat. Na tata kamaane se banta hai. Na chillane se na asu chupane se banta hai. Kisi maar ko thandakti hai toh dil uska bhi sardh hota hai. Ki jis ko dardh hota hai asal mein wohin mardh hota hai. Tu ja hai carpet bhi soi. Chahi red carpet bhi chahi. And let me tell you the most powerful as long as they live and champion them. Thank you to Sauradeep and Himanshu. Forgive me if I'm pronouncing mispronouncing your name. But thank you for working on this. I believe it's Himanshu. Thank you so much. Yeah, thoughts? I liked it. I didn't love it. I liked it. I just... I wasn't as gripped with it in the way I was Kalkis. Just because I think probably presentation of it almost felt more like he was going to come out and do stand-up comedy versus poetry. Just that a little bit. Also, one of the things I was thinking about while I was listening to it and it's not its fault was being a gentleman, so many of the things he was talking about, we only understand from a western frame of reference what it means to be a man here. And there's a lot of this that goes completely beyond us because it's not anything we grew up with that Indian men and boys grew up with. So, that was the other thing and it's not its own fault. I could resonate more with what Kalki was talking about more universal connectivity for me. Not diminishing this. It just didn't. I had one line in there where I still think chivalry isn't dead. I still think that guys should pull out a chair in the door. I don't think that was the point. It's not the point but he said it. So, I had to say for all the guys that still believe in chivalry, open the door and pull out the chair and let the ladies go first. What did you think? I thought it was good. Yeah, I agree. It didn't obviously grip me more. But I thought it was a good message for sure. Most of it was universal. Obviously, when you talk about they should die for us. I'm assuming I don't know exactly what he's talking about. I don't know. I don't know. I think he meant the amount of things that happened where women are like, should keep the honor. Yeah. I don't know if he was referring to this but because it's so much on the heels of the last movie we watched, women are literally killed all over the world for not fulfilling their families' expectations. Literally killed for it. The line I really relate to is a woman shouldn't be afraid when they see a man walking on the street toward her. It's always really bothering me. I'm sure I've mentioned it here before of I go out of my way. If I'm walking down the street and there's a girl I cross the street so I'm not on the same side of the street as her because I don't know what she's experienced with men. I don't want her to be uncomfortable. If I can, I mean if I'm walking to my car I'm not going to do something ridiculous and I do say hello, but especially if it's at night. If I was walking down the street if I was walking on your street here and it was night and I'm walking toward a woman so that she doesn't feel uncomfortable that a man is approaching her alone at night on the street. I just think that's common courtesy and common sense and to recognize. I think that'd be weirder. Ah, no. To walk across the street or I think keep walking toward her or definitely not walk behind a woman Well, you shouldn't walk by anybody. Hey, we'll be able to do that to me. I'm not talking about like that. I just mean in general. But it's interesting because I believe our understanding of what it means to be a gentleman I don't know what that is for a lot of Indian men because we just haven't been exposed to that. I know it from Miss Manners and really American and English culture of what's proper table manners what is proper etiquette, what does a gentleman do the universal things in there are definitive in regard to the man doesn't always have to be the hero the man should not be afraid to show his emotions it's not it's okay if your little boy likes to play with, you know, likes to color pink those kinds of things toxic masculinity being eradicated I think that's the main point of it What was that? And I don't know this is a grooming company as well Oh, okay. The man company Don't we have them here? We have something like that Don't we? Forgot what it's called. It's not the man company Stuff for shaving your genitals or something for men. It's beard care It's all stuff for men Ball care Yeah Ball care You ever do that? Take care of my balls No boy like baby powder on your balls? No My dad used to do that Yeah. A lot of men still do it That was weird, didn't you? Me too I see guys do it at the gym I have a lot of thoughts that go through my mind when guys do that Not that it I want to know about my dad's ball care Yeah, two or hours for that matter Anyways, this became weird But you do know that we don't put talcum powder down there There you go. Probably didn't need to know that Sometimes turmeric powder though I like it spicy