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I've heard good great terrible bad and okay Yeah, I've heard pretty much the same that it's all right that it's okay that it's not good that it's really good All over the place which is in stark contrast to what we've heard about Mando season one Which was that it was excellent and amazing incredible high reviews So cool if they think that Mando season one a solid three out of ten is good Then what is this gonna be? I'm here. Yeah, I think I've heard that there's something to do with frog people I know my god. Do you do you rather excuse yourself? My people Have you seen my pets from space springy? Ah No, I don't think so. No. All right, well then What I do know by the way is that when it comes to the frog people in this show like the subtitles say like speaking in frog Why would they put alien language, why would they put frog I don't know because they're like frog aliens. I doubt the language is called frog, but all right Well, I mean, is there any human language called human or like That would be interesting like humans to enter into a larger civilization in a galaxy and like all the other aliens refer to their language as human All of them. We'd be like it's English and they're like shut the fuck up. It's human It's human human shitty human somebody who's speaking Chinese. Oh, that's also human Not to delay watching this episode, but I always like the idea that if humans were entering into a galactic sort of civilization We would probably be the worst in terms of technological advancement or even control over Emotional decisions and stuff, but that humans like would have one the thing that's better than all of our aliens I mean, and it's usually tied to like determination or sort of Yeah, something like that. Yeah, they're generally Kind of portrayed as very tenacious very hearty But here's the thing wouldn't every alien species that it's better than us be more determined and tenacious than us by virtue of them Getting there first or no, no, it depends Depends on if they started first Because if you know if we're the worst but we you know got here way quicker Yeah, we could be like humans belligerent stupid and Really low tech and then you could have that one alien is like I do respect them though They are they have quite a bit of blah blah blah, and I just like the idea. That's like yay humans aren't useless We have Is that wishful thinking though like in I don't know We have a fictional thing and not like a real thing. Yeah, well, I know Alien Like it's possible that I mean that would be interesting for a sci-fi story that humans are actually almost like Super-powered creatures to other other races. Maybe other races are small and short-lived, and they're not really all that bright They're not clever, and they don't have very, you know, they're just not all that great They just have been around a lot longer, and so we're tall we can sustain grievous winds We can lose limbs and not die our bodies can self heal Yeah, we can you know we get over sicknesses all the stuff that we consider mundane Yeah, from I can see in all these colors From the right POV that we could be seen as superheroes sort of thing in them Yeah, we could be the elves of the Lord of the Rings world Just the things that we consider mundane maybe to a fictional alien race are like incredible like holy shit Like they live to be like 80 90 years old probably longer in the future. They could live to they can live for a century That's incredible. Wow Mando so boring. We've been tangented before beginning it. Speaking of science fiction When we saw episode one we were like this has got potential And then we watched the rest of it The dude who was running toward baby Yoda when he's got a guy behind him with a rifle that can vaporize people The choreography in that fight is really shitty too like you could clearly see Mando like missing a cue and stuff in the back Like it's bad. Oh, no, don't remind me about this You have something I want to flamethrower Episodes seven and eight. Holy shit. Are they bad? They were terrible the entire battle doesn't make Stupid Jedi what are those even though I was literally alive during the Clone Wars. What are Jedi wait for the Jedi would involve it Disney's desperate to have the Jedi be mythical I think it's the aspect they want them to be old, you know whimsical and fairy tale like almost you want they want to return to the OT Yeah, well, so this flashback just a little bit as parents are fucking retarded Is the jetpack not gonna set his cape on fire. Also, this is the way just keep saying it That's the way guys. Oh, wow That shot No, it's in the law for you. That means it's okay Oh For anybody who uses that counter, it's a black lightsaber. Do you understand? Wait, wait, is that supposed to be a lightsaber? Someone will correct you they'll be like it's not a lightsaber fool So who wants to put money on this episode being filler like every other episode. No way this one won't be right It's episode one the next One two three four five episodes would be filler It was one one three seven eight, right? It was the yeah. It was half of the season God I really wish this show was good. I want good space down the concert content I love like the look of everything. Yeah, yeah Get maybe we'll actually get like bounty hunting in this bounty hunting show. Maybe I doubt it though One of the casual things I heard was the baby Yoda I do He's the one with he was like the bee beeps and stuff and rolls around I feel like that would be closed all the time that that was me. Oh Hey Do you just stand here in the door? He's a bouncer Also Mando the baby baby Why does we I guess we're carrying that on is a thing for Mando's that I know it's right behind But he doesn't you know, I mean somebody could take that kid. So I mean I wish I cared more about the baby considering It's his fucking major concern Yeah, and he's just someone could just grab it and go close the fucking lid you numpty It's really likely someone here knows about this wherever I go. He goes Well, so it's not even true. What episode five of season one Hmm Not just Mandalorian, why would Mandalorians be the ones that can help him? You have to put up an exchange is your shiny best car armor What You kind of do that a lot though Mando Okay, quick aim at his best car. Why would you shoot that guy? Not all of them are getting it right Two of them are gonna like wrong quite for a shock Give it to me now. I will peel it off your corpse Just shoot him tell me where the Mandalorians are and I'll walk out of here without killing you But you said you weren't the gambler Oh, you got more of these all right You're dead. What are you doing? Dude? He's so lucky they didn't fire God, why would you punch me? Why did it again? He keeps specifically So those rockets didn't kill okay Quick get your knife back Man, I'll strike this nipple. Oh, I know it's not Wow. That's insane. Oh, we're off to a good start It really bugs me when you've got a gun on someone's head and then they do a thing that takes a while in Responses like oh, I'll just shoot you then Yeah, yeah, those guys should have seen that there's like a shiny thing at his arm Lighting up Give me your word and you won't kill me. I promise you will not die by my hand It's gonna be those dogs that eat him Again god damn I've spent much time on Tatooine. I've never seen a Mandalorian there It's a planet Mando you fucking cock Don't you need your grappling hook Yeah, I'll be honest man. I think that counts as being by your hand. Yeah, that's not a very honorable thing to do That's just dick move is a fucking it's just like this is like the devil with technicalities on his deal This is fucking Gunter o' dim shit. See if he had hung me up and said I you will not die by my hand I'd be like no, that's not good enough your piece of shit Oh, hi, it's the music. Yay music. Oh Tatooine. Why are we does remember Tatooine? Christ's sake everything happens on Tatooine Oh, no You better not be in this fucking episode Apparently so is he gonna go to Tatooine at least once per season for a quest. I Feel like there are more planets in this universe. Does he allow the droids to fix time because he's changed right now Yeah, please. We'll let them have at it the crest needs a good once over so he likes droids now He'd gone over that Yep, because I'm I'm does that five-minute redemption IG fucking bullshit Yeah, sure, I can trust you we met once Like I did everyone else in season one. Where is most Pelgo? It was wiped out by bandits once the Empire fell It was a free for all. Thanks for giving more arguments why the Empire kept things good This is a map of Tatooine before the war and upper on this region most Pelgo This map is almost Which of these this is like a quasi topographical Also still spinning a little bit so probably Surely he would go there with his ship because it's really far away Yeah, because he would fly that well, I guess the ship's damaged again, so we can't it's just damaged again Okay, it's broken. It just needs a once-over. Well, then wait for the once-over to happen And then take your ship with the big laser cannons in the bed and your supplies and your armory Why don't just leave baby Yoda behind fuck it He left a be Yoda there once before I know but not anymore. That's not even a threat there Going out with said people baby Yoda right now Remember he's doing the thing he did before with the sign language It's coming in handy again. Just go to the place on the map where she pointed I don't know. We had to stop and have a fireside. I guess She was too vague that qualifies as a moss. All right should have taken the ship Yeah, it was like a two-day drive instead of Fly you were very exposed Mando this This place doesn't look real In the way that I guess they're going for like old cunt, you know, all the West's out This is kind of run down I guess It looks very neat It looks very neat. You're right. I think that's what's catching me off guard is that it looks it doesn't look clean Yeah, it looks like a set that they put up Where did they get all the wood? You know, you're not picking them up. Wow That's why I said leave it with the woman Jesus Well, we don't get many visitors in these parts Is you're gonna be there in the doorway Howdy You're a stranger there's a little wrong on this guy Are all the liquids in this universe blue do you just happen to turn up or lower in Timothy Olifant? Hey, I know you're good at killing Probably none too happy to see me wearing this hardware. I figure only one of us walking out of here Why what see the little guy? Maybe I picked you wrong You have a straw Like I'm the Marshall like if you kill me The bot had this like can you not do it here? The meme what's happening? Something's gonna happen and they won't fight. Oh Well, I was lucky right out of queue Yeah, Timothy Olifant's too like big to have two minutes to kill him off Jesus Christ, how much he don't doesn't care about baby Yoda frustrates the hell out of me. Mm-hmm Like spice worm is this Arrakis? Oh It is a way Wow, your town is fucked. Is this in any way common because this town shouldn't be here man lucky It goes in a straight fucking line. Is that like quicksand at this point? You like stand to still packed really quick. I don't know. Maybe it's just really powerful And shark I guess this is the mission then killed. Why would they leave it out? Maybe we can work something out. You still have to take off that armor. Well So they were aware that this is a problem and why are they still here? Yeah, like fuck off go to Moss Isley go somewhere Everything back up fucking Gary had to have his bathroom outside it fucked everything up again Thanks to this armor. I've been able to protect this town from bandits sand people They look to me to protect the magical it all my all the shots Money's earth out of the actor. Yeah, I mean that is what's happening They want us to know it's Timothy all right back to the help me kill it I'll give you no, I'll just shoot you now and take it like I was gonna do a moment ago What the fuck is up with these big gaps in the Creatures been terrorizing these parts since long before most palgo was established. Wow Did you build a town here? Yeah, I'll ride back to the ship load out of the sand from the sky use the banthas bait. Wow so simple The ship passes above it senses the vibration stays on the ground. Oh shit. What if you go really really high though? Yeah, you go very high what it What if you just have the ship parked you telling me this thing like knows what ships are Oh, he's got a bigger beam. And yeah, that is definitely a podrace a reference You cannot hear him What the second one that is what we didn't even have time to celebrate that very night the mining collective moved in Wow, what a bunch of dicks those palgo became a slave camp overnight Whoa, whoa What do you guys know that you need in order to have slaves people have to be alive? Yeah, most likely. Yeah, we're just gonna kill everyone so that we can what let everybody do a web boss People company is like yeah, we're gonna need like people Oh, he clearly would Wow, he really didn't wow, okay? took what I could from the invaders Grabbed a cam tono had no idea it was full of silicax crystals. Yeah, what's a speeder take it leave a silicax crystals Where are you running? Man this plan For days Gonna steal their stuff water, dude. I'm not even sure you can make it one day and like a blistering Sun Like he was dehydrated Why are you missing your mouth? So how did both that was it? Whoa, I Guess the saw like vomited the armor back. No, I mean he has an hour But does he have any fighting experience? You're still very open to being wounded my friend Your body is actually still uncovered. I feel like these guys in blue. How it should be a little bit more concerned They should immediately stop fucking doing something Oh, yeah I'm so cool look at me. Are they all running away? You're gonna blow it up How'd you get Where are you gonna get more of those rocks? Doesn't he have one on his back? Dude, this has been a disaster. This has been very bad already. I'm pretty sure he does. Yeah, he does. He does. You can see it there I still can't get over the fact that they were just like it's almost like they're trying to autocorrect for fucking season One episode four where it was used the ship. He's like we can't because reasons At least we're gonna explain the stupid fucking reason Oh, you're a member to bring your gun this time. That's good Mando. Yeah, well done. Where's your helmet? Why hasn't he got his helmet fuck me? Nice AK you can speak wild dog. Yeah, okay All right, I learned this in Mandalorian school also He could have been easily betrayed here by this guy I always annoyed me that Mando's never taken enough precaution with anyone he meets Wait, if you can just speak to the point of the sign language They want to kill the crate dragon too. Oh That's convenient. Oh, I feel like one visit from the crate dragon to these like a camp like this And they're all dead. Why is it that you need a banthead attempt one of those things instead of several people? You know wouldn't several people be like, oh shit, that's numby treats like chicken nougat nougats You think that a beast size on a planet like this would be fucking desperate. Yeah, I can get them You know, it's just a speaking tusk Better than speaking frog Yeah, just doing some drugs now. Yes, it's I know that doesn't look healthy They're not gonna help you kill the crate dragon unless you drink their berries Okay I don't know that's a good idea either No, it won't it apparently does It's okay. Oh boy How come it doesn't like eat you How are these not the biggest targets in the history of fucking Tatooine right now because it went to a busy town to eat one bantha, but this fucking mobile buffet is just Also, I feel like this kind of might create problems like how many of these things are there is it just the one Is it just lucky that it never went to Mos Eisley? Maybe Mos Eisley's too busy I Get spooked by vibrations. Carl down there drew the short straw Can I come back now guys Eat the dragon to make it sleep longer Why just leave you go run make oh shit, right I need to go Oh, geez. Oh, no God. Oh, no Like how the battle was just like, yeah, I'm gonna Why wouldn't I eat the bed? I guess it didn't make as much noise. This is stupid. Is that scene just gonna end? What was the plan in that scene by the way It makes it sleep for longer like yeah It only just wanted a little snack I guess Where they get the reinforcements I volunteered your village Yeah, I don't know that that's the thing you can do why do you need that many people you just need banthas My guess is don't listen to reason That's not reasonable. Yeah, I would like you to become bait for the giant worm be reasonable It's just a matter of time before it grows tired of banthas and goes after a couple you townsfolk or even so help us the school So why are you here? There's gotta be like three kids, maybe Mandalorian is willing to help us We'll swallow your entire town when the fancy hits it your lucky most palgo isn't a sand field already Why would it be that? I didn't do that already if the Tuscan raiders give it banthas then how come it's attacking the village I don't understand why it would ever come to this village that so Tuscan raiders have so many banthas if we are willing to leave them The carcass and a ticker it will stand by our side and battle And vow never to raise a blaster against this town until one of you Breaks the peace. Yeah, I don't believe them. Hmm. I'm pretty sure it'd be an amazing harvest Whatever you can get from that creature Yeah, and they get to have all of it. It's like mmm seems like an unfit deal But you guys get to keep your town. It's like okay, but it was I was anyway It's also not really that great. Yeah, it's pretty shit. I don't see why you need a whole bunch of random people. I just don't get it Stop yelling at him for dropping explosives. Yeah, we have another accident. We might all blow up Have another please Okay, wait, so they have explosives. Yeah, yeah often they explode so they're all just huddled around it So all you need is to put explosives on one banter or feed the banter to the creature I am not convinced that just because it ate a person instead of a banter that I don't understand the fuck's happening What is the point of all of this? Yeah, I need the bill begin. You need one dude with one banter. That's all you need Yeah, why are we doing this crazy levels of effort for this man They're going crazy with the white shots in this tablet. Yeah shots this one. I wonder it's 50 minutes Hey, they bought a dream. It'd be real unfortunate if the bad that's not the bad Was like, oh, I'm hungry now Time to eat. Wow that one was delicious. Look at what we have now this guy's you the short Doing this Now he hasn't got explosives with him. I don't understand What are we doing at all? At least baby Yoda's in the shot. So everything was like I holding his drugs Why I'm so confused But that was a continuity error. Yeah, his gun was down Why are you drinking it now, I don't understand why you're doing it now The last thing you want to do right before your battle is risk drinking something disgusting Why do you need the town? I don't understand the fuck is happening right now Wouldn't it be better if you had it consume the bombs? Yeah Look how little they they dug in Like they took away Also, I'm cool with a whims weak aside being the underbelly I just don't understand why this is the plan instead of having it eat a fucking bantha You did not establish thoroughly, but this thing will not eat a bantha. Yeah Yeah, I'm okay with its belly being vulnerable, but like surely it's insides and more vulnerable Yeah, cuz that's where it's like organs and stuff. Why do they need the towns far? I don't know I guess to doff So the idea here is to everything draw it out and blow up when it's on top of the bombs Yeah, also over that one specific spot. Yeah, and I guess you screwed I feel like our plan was way better guys They can do this whole crazy stupid plan while we could do our plan at the same time because I always cost very little resources compared Yeah, you could do it with us for You know how like if they're worried like oh, I only eat humans now. It's just okay. Just walk around with a bantha We'll have to eat that too If it's sleeping underground, how does it hear you? I don't I guess it sleeps above ground for some reason I wonder who the first person wants to learn how to call this giant sand What if it digs too deep under the bombs and it hits its top side we can do that. Oh, it came up In the mouth shoot at the mouth shoot it in its big fucking mouth. I like other people Are we blowing it up or what? No, there's no way you're pulling that that's not happen Why don't you let it go let go No, wait, we only have one shot. We've got to get it out. I mean, yeah, why would you why would you do it now? You could throw an explosive in its mouth at this point. Yeah Are you guys suck? Stop falling over Dude never really got two casualties Should have planted the bombs posters of the fucking cave apparently Like this William thing If it's smart enough to understand the danger of like ships, they should probably be like, okay, so this is clearly a trap Oh, man, I can't believe that happened Okay I'm curious if they'll defeat it by having it swallow explosives as if that was like never a good idea to begin with So all of those people are incredible danger right now. Yeah Wait, what why is it? Wait that guy just stood still We bring our guns you stay here baby Yoda, it's completely safe. Oh, I guess they both have jet packs Don't they you got us help it back. How do you get back fuel? Also? What's the plan? Go after it. Oh, okay. That's okay. We have our guns. Why do you expect us to do fucking anything? Also, yeah, aim for the eye would be a smart move right now. I think yeah, you shoot the eye I Can't believe they still haven't considered throwing a bomb in its fucking mouth It's like it's like the first thing you guys went up there and shot it and it didn't do anything. Why the fuck do we waste so much time? Maybe if we bait it into biting the fucking bad through the bombs, maybe that would work go away Also, it's interesting that they didn't spend those bombs. I guess lucky they didn't spend them, you know How are there any people left at this point? Yeah? Guys, what if what if it eats the banter while it has bombs on it? What what the fuck Dude, what tell him to fly away. Just tell him to go. What the fuck's wrong with you? You could have killed him the last time that happened both of that guy fucking it Kidding me. Yeah, that ain't out running. It's a banford. Yeah. Yeah, what the fuck do you think's gonna happen? Go go. What are you doing? Did he get it? Is he gonna get pooped out? Is this gonna be like Joan in the whale? Could have just said leave. I know. I was really dumb. It's all episodes. I can see you dumb What the fuck? I'm sorry, huh? What? He electrocuted himself on there, I guess He shocked himself out of there. Yeah. Whoa, that's an explosion thingy. That just happens. Damn explosion was a lot bigger. Yeah How do how are you alive? He's got the saliva on his helmet. How is that acid not eating three? Yeah, that would fuck you up Whether or not best car is immune to that shit his cloth like clothing isn't it? Yeah, we did it. I can have me a shitty ball I like how they're so happy look at how many casualties they sustained. Yeah, you have like a dozen dudes get killed Wow guys, if only we had had one dude with one banter this whole fucking fight Yeah, they're like wait, we could have done that the whole fucking time. Yeah, it wouldn't it wouldn't have been Now remember only to send people are allowed to harvest this I look considering how many the bad guys died Be this size in the fucking desert. I don't get it. I don't get what it's eating Yo, don't touch it baby Yoda. Sorry. I didn't have time to explain You did you literally did Oh Don't you have to find a Mandalorian? Yeah, well, this is a side mission ranks as the whole season will be a fucking side mission. Oh my goodness. Who's this? That's Boba Fett. It's Boba Fett. Hey, it's Boba Fett. Oh, Boba Fett Wait, what is it? Yeah, that's Boba Fett. Yeah. Okay. Yeah Man I That's worse than episode one maybe of the last season. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it could be that was pretty bad. So many stupid decisions And then of course this like first things first that so this town was built after This snake thing was fucking up the entire fire. But eating the bath is like, yeah, let's just build it here I guess I don't know that it's attacked only what when someone leaves a banter outside And then only straight through The walkway. Yeah, it never fucks it because I like that they're like, oh look everyone's repairing the town after an attack And it's just like what? Things back up if ever it attacked you in quite the right way. It would fuck up everything Also, how often does it attack? So it's pretty fucking lucky it arrived right when Amanda was about to assassinate the fucking sheriff. What if they just shot each other in armor constantly? It just keeps bouncing back and forth one blast collateral damage claims the entire town days go by still shooting each other's armor Yeah, I just left a fucking helmet everywhere except at the last fucking thingy Fight didn't like we're in helmets. What? He also has new rockets apparently I don't know where you get those from maybe those are standard issue rockets I don't know a couple with his crystals that he picked up from the back of that speeder that he gave to the Jawas who happened to come by with the armor that he needed to save the day Yeah, that lucky didn't die lucky was able to snatch one the one thing he would need to do what he did Yeah, lucky wasn't shot like he wasn't seen by that guy. I'm sick of this fucking luck plot plot lines, so oh Well, I'll be honest Mel like it's it's less to do. It's just shitty riot like that's what it is Right you want stuff to happen and so out of all the things that could happen You just have the thing you want happen and it's like you understand Mr. Right a person that's not exactly as likely very interesting either a fucking opening fight to where the guy's like I'm gonna shoot you through your deck And he's like nah, I'm gonna fire all these the amount of time it takes For those things to fire and that actually hit the dude who he had a gun on How to get on him it's so fucking dumb Luckily for Mando only one of them had a kill shot on him. I think maybe two Even though this guy clearly knows what best car is so fucking yeah, the dude who fucking punched him in the helmet three times The first punch the guy punches Mando and the force of the punch makes him push his helmet back into the guy who's grabbed him behind him and not like knocking the fuck out How fucking retarded is that? Like that after every hit he holds a sense like oh, that's it again. Ah fuck. Oh, we're gonna work this time It's the third punch Mando plays into it like yeah punch my helmet bitch. It's gonna hurt you Well that was bad so yeah, and I've heard that's the best one by the way. Oh hell yeah That's exactly what I signed up for Thanks for watching It was too dense I just did that it was a pretty simplistic episode to commentate on in terms of the stupid Mando goes to town looking for information from a Mandalorian tins I was a fake Mandalorian Also, this guy will give you the fake well the stolen armor if you help him to kill a giant We're instead of saying no Mando stupid fucking asshole that he is like yeah, okay I'll help you kill this thing even though I left all the armor behind in the last episode of the last season The blacksmiths will be okay. I guess and like I Guess already knew because I knew that Tamara Morrison or whatever it was was coming back But um Yeah, Boba Fett's also alive and I say also in reference to Emperor Palpatine was a lot blah blah blah is still alive Darth Maul is still alive, and I know people gonna be like well, but he was alive in the Clone Wars Oh, but he was alive in this guy. Do you not like? They probably will but I really hope that Boba Fett's like actually really cool and amazing Please let him be competent. Yeah, I just want him to be really fucking I want him to make Mando look like a joke. I want to be no I'm the real fucking deal like he beats Mando without armor. That'd be nice Yeah, he doesn't need fancy gadgets and equipment. He can outthink an outsmart outplan outweight He's been biting his time. He's like, yeah, I hate the fucking Sarlacc asshole. You have plot armor Who knows what they'll do with it? I wonder how he lost his armor. I'm curious exactly how old that went down Yeah, maybe he traded it to the Jawas for something he needed at the time. I don't know I guess we'll find out No on the next episode of the Mandalorians Oh wait, no