 Kevin and am I your favorite adventure? I should be. I am the main character of The Kevin cinematic universe. No, that's not even true. It's gonna sad when your own creations outrank you I'm probably like fifth. All right. Well, someone's got to save the world. Ah, I'm injured. I can't do it Your brother said you had googly eyes. He's like, I'm just bringing that up, you know You kind of look a bit weird. I don't know what's happening by the way I think I'm this kid. I play a superhero game and they're like, you know, I love to scratch you play as this kid Oh, could you imagine? I'm the winner for best fan fiction ever is No, don't start with them fan fiction. So it's you that's been writing them, is it? You know, I read that Shrek Thanos Fan fiction that was a good one. It's a good job on that one I especially like the part where Shrek accidentally fell over and accidentally kissed Thanos's 19 pack This is amazing. Can you show me then? Yeah fucking can't can you? Oh wait? No, here. We are. Okay. Good. Hello They're like, no not you kid. You got weird googly eyes. Keep moving. I'm going back on the plane. Let me out Is this my dad? Why is he just standing there? He's hogging all the attention and they love him They're giving him all of the attention. This is upsetting. Oh, there's the man himself Shrek can't wait to play as him Oh my god, what is this run? Slow motion running there. Maybe I am a hero after all. That's quite a talent. Yeah, I can like run, but I can slow motion You're in kid Shooting everyone innocence and evil people are like you can never take any chances You know, you never know who might grow up to be evil take me for example What what do you mean? No, no, I want it. I killed all of the innocence if you just keep spawning right in my way That would be awesome All right, I got a comic book. I'm not gonna lie I wanted to be a superhero and I'm out here collecting comic books. It's not really the same He didn't direct eye contact with me. Oh darn All right way to make an entrance dude, you just walked in. I think you're so big and cool I'm not even a fan of yours. I only want to see Shrek It's kind of a douchebag isn't he just landed in here in the doorway skip the whole queue. I love your hair Don't encourage him. He's already full of himself Where's my dad? Oh, he's there. What are you doing? He looks so out of place the poor guy get away from me. I'm a child you creep. I don't know what the hell I'm doing I I can't find the comics Oh god, she's having an identity crisis this girl is ridiculous. Oh the arcade surely. I'll get a comic book here Yes, this one Hulk smash. Let's go Shrek smash. Sorry easy Shrek equals smashed Our work is going to change the world George. I wonder what they're making. I bet it's edible toilet paper You really think that the Avengers read your little story? In the press And the whole world tell you to move You plant yourself like a tree beside the river What do you say? No, what is happening? You move What I'm with him when this was just awkward. Yeah whatever It's got here. Yeah, I was just weird to be honest. She's like Nailed it and in two years time. She's not gonna be able to sleep because she's gonna be reliving that embarrassing moment I thought that was pretty brief wait Why do the superheroes keep showing up? Just talking to me. Hey cap. We should head to the stage Tarleton is losing his nerve. How come they're all just walking around like this and they're all walking up to me No one else cares like there's so many people in the background in the event And they just do not care. It's like the whole thing is for the Avengers and they're standing right there. No one cares I mean I gave her a pity fist bump since no one else is interested in talking to her Look at all those people. They're like, oh, what's this weird machine thing? Better take a selfie even though the Avengers are right there. Hey dad having a good time at the Avengers They were like a few feet from you But you don't seem to care about any of this to be honest at least feign some interest as she goes again Using the superpower of running in slow motion might just be an extremely good mind as well to be honest either way She deserves her place in the Avengers. All right. I collected all the comics. We're going to the VIP entrance dad Oh my god, look at him. He's already taken off. He pretends. He doesn't care. He's like, I want to meet Captain America And he just starts running off ahead. I want to meet America's ass Surprised anyone cares no one cared when he was down on the ground. Hey talk about your edible toilet paper It's just like Rocking guitar solo There's someone else who doesn't care about what he's talking about Imagine that you studied your whole life to invent this renewable energy source You start telling people about it and then a wicked guitar solo comes on you it completely outshined Who cares about renewable energy? I can do a backflip. All right explosions But it just really isn't that scientist stay no matter what he tries to do. He just can't get the spotlight try to keep up Rep the quinge in that Just in case on it. Oh, no Captain America is looking at the fire But he's like well can't really do anything like they can fly there. I gotta call an Uber I guess I'll be there in a while. Don't shoot at the fire you madman. Oh, no, there's bad guys Okay, that's all right, then you shoot at them What if I just don't do anything The game's just like no not encouraging it. We go. I'm gonna wait. I'm gonna lie. You're gonna have to do this. There we go. Oh I'm out of power. Honestly, I don't know how they live through even that Tony Thor. What's your status? Well at the moment? I'm just mainly dancing I thank you for waiting for me while all those people think to me appreciate that why would you even bother honestly like What is the point to? Okay, I refuse to believe whatever that shield is made out of that I could stop this beast of a man Oh, I'm Iron Man now great. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Not as cool as Iron Man mods and GTA though Oh fuck shit. I hate gravity. Okay. I'm definitely killing a few civilians here, but look there's a cost to everything Okay, listen tin can you're out of your league here. We need to call in Shrek. Just please let me play as Shrek You're up Bruce The transformation from Mike Myers to Shrek what an actor greatest actor of her generation How do I eat? Oh? Oh, no. Oh, that was just slam Okay, that's kind of a eater, but I want I want to pick him up and eat him. Oh, that is a nice boulder. Oh God I Okay, Shrek is dead. Oh wait. No Shrek got up. He learned how to swim or he just got the biggest water wings known to man I don't really understand their plan because it seems like they're trying to destroy the bridge But like they're all standing on it, you know, I gotta be honest I don't think I'm helping with the structural integrity of this bridge Honestly, how can you not see me? The poor dude. He just got an up chin shot of Shrek before he died How did you get here it took me so long to get here. Oh never mind. Nat, do you read? I Bet she could hear him, but she just didn't want to answer because she can't read she didn't want to be embarrassed Oh, yes, they get to play as Frisbee dude Language I'm a big Marvel fan. I know all of their names. Oh, yeah, we got tin can Frisbee dude and Shrek like honestly What is the point of me superheroes if these shields block everything like they block my shields They block towards hammer. Oh, no, all the people are blowing away. You know, it serves them right They didn't care about us when we were down on the ground except for this kid We should save this kid everyone else can die though. Oh, geez is someone's in a rush on their way to work I don't care. I'm going through Disaster or not. Okay, this one. I actually don't ask master a task master. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah task manager You just control out to delete and he shows up every time It's actually punching him in the head. I mean, I know you didn't mean it literally But I just prefer if you were more literal or so I'm kind of clued in what you're doing You know, we're kind of a team. What is this plan here? It's just repeatedly punching him in the head and he just keeps going forward no matter what wait Why did I jump off? I was doing great. Oh, I got his detonator fantastic I don't know what I have to do. I'm just spamming gunfire right now I would like if someone like Shrek showed up and just flattened the dude. I don't have to shoot him 300 times Wait, what am I doing? I think I'm doing good things As you get slammed into the tarmac Oh, he got my ankle my Achilles heel. I'm down. Oh, Jesus. What wait, what what is going on? I don't it's a little too close like social distancing and all that And especially if you're gonna be coughing in my face like that dude, please distance yourself I guess he's wearing a mask at least I'm done talking. Wait, you could have been invisible the whole time Why didn't you tell me? Take better don't let there be a next time cut his head off. Sorry I'm getting a bit too into this. I think hey, don't the hell is going on over there this whole time We've been on the bridge meanwhile in the city. The whole place is getting sucked into a sinkhole. I Should Jesus we saved the bridge, but we lost the city. I guess we got some of engine to do Wait, how did you guys get off? What all right fair enough our beloved captain America was killed during the attempted theft of this Technology wait Captain America is dead and his name is Captain America. Oh god damn. I've been calling him frisbee dude this whole time How embarrassing Dr. George Tarleton himself a victim of a day and founder of advanced idea mechanics Think science is the solution. Oh, so this scientist is definitely evil anyway I don't blame him if you get interrupted by guitar solo you're guaranteed to be a villain That's all you need in your villain origin story Someone interrupts you with it Kevin must kill. Oh sure. Jay cuz she's all grown up if you get it right copy everything We'll find you now. We're talking. That's not the reaction You should have for something like that on the internet. We'll find you like yeah First love wait a second. I'm hacking into Tony Stax gmail or something Okay, his password was I am Iron Man. I think Iron Man's gone senile. Oh No, they're tracking my IP. Oh, that's gonna be so mad Yeah, it's sorry I had no computer so what was the point? This game is surprisingly fun I've heard a lot of mixed things about it because I think there's a lot of micro transactions or something I don't know anything about that. All right. I just enjoyed playing the game But I hope you enjoyed the video. I really do I did have a lot of fun It's nice to be the hero for a change just me tin can and Shrek You know frisbee dude is dead. Anyway, yes, hope you enjoyed appreciate you watching if you want to watch more of my stuff I post every day so subscribe if you want and I stream over on twitch the link for that is in the description But yeah, that's about it. Hope to see you next time. Bye for now