 Hey there friends! How's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're playing more episode. Enjoying episode? No. Thanks for your feedback! So if you missed the last episodes, don't worry, don't subject yourself to more of me. You really don't need it in your life. But what I did do was I searched for Call Me Kevin. I've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement. Yeah, that was fun. Nothing came up. I'm not relevant. But now that I've brought attention to the fact that there's a lack of Call Me Kevin fanfiction on episode, we now have four stories submitted. We got Call Me Kevin's choice, Call Me Kevin a Grand Adventure, Love in a Basement, which is a little bit terrifying, and Call Me Kevin. So I'm going to put on my gamer headphones, get ready to game. My past self will be so disappointed in me. Here as a kid I used to play shooters and that was like all I used to do. I used to kill bad guys, but now I'm here. Okay, this is in the spotlight. It's got 276 reads, so that's what we're going to go with first. Call Me Kevin's choice. YouTube's super stack. Call Me Kevin. They've already made a mistake and I just realized their name is Bo Ragnarok. Great. All right, let's get started. I swear to God, if you ask me for gems, I'm going to be pissed. Oh, this is me? God, I'm handsome. I like how I'm on this island and I'm still as pale as ever. Finally, time for... Why am I putting on a voice? Finally, time for my relaxing beach holiday. This is me, Acty is me. I sure hope nothing crazy happens. The first thing is, first, it's time for a drink. Okay, this is me. What? Let me, Sunny. She looks like she's younger than me. A water please, but could you Irish it up a little? I like where this is going already. I hope by that he means, can I get warm water? I love a refreshing glass of warm water. I really love that. It just heats me up, you know? It's like a feeling of comfort and warmth. Boom. Okay. What the hell is going on? What do you think you're doing? What is going on? Oh my God, it's fucking Turg. Turg, sorry. What a handsome name. Turg Hungy. I have a feeling no matter what I picked, he would have said Turg Hungy. Say, Turg, I'm a little hungy myself. Can you join me? Why is the waiter naked? He's off the screen. He only wants jelly. It's Turg from Tomodachi Life. Oh God, I'm gone off the screen now as well. My charade of saying I'm six foot one is over. I am four foot eight jelly. This is a seafood restaurant. I'm really tempted to go and make that jelly for two, my good man, because I think that's what I'd say. But I'm going to say we want two of your finest puffer fish. I wouldn't really recommend it. I have a feeling it's going to be Jim is the fucking chef, isn't he? When the fish arrives, it does not look good. It is not well prepared. You can Turg barely touch it. Oh, he looks so sad. Oh, here he is. Oh my God, his teeth. That's terrifying. Why is there blood all over him? Say, Kevin, I'm hosting a little soiree in my basement tonight. My whole gang will be there. I'd be so pleased if you could make it. Sure. Oh, for fact sake, I actually have to use my passes. All right. Episode two of this story better be good. But first here are a few words for our sponsors. Oh my God. Come play with me. No. Oh, Coin Master. Oh, wait, that's the game. I thought you were calling me Coin Master. And I was like, that sounds exotic. How strange. This is the address he gave me. Oh, my God, look at the place. Kevin, come in. Turg is inside already. Sorry, excuse the babies. Sure. Stop painting, everyone. Come say hello to our newest member. There's like scratch marks all over the wall. Oh, it's default. She's a little bit worse for wear, though. Oh my God. I can't help but use my intro. Every YouTuber does this. Everywhere I go, I say, hey there, friends. How's it going? Similar to how I met Jacksepticeye, and he was just going around to everyone at the party just saying, top of the morning to you and just fucking slapping him. Anything for that sound effect. That's how he did the sound effect. You know, he actually goes out and slaps his fans. Horrible person. I'm going to get sued for a slander. That is all a lie. He made me pain. Then he was whisking them away, he said afterwards. You wake to the sound of Jim banging pots and pans together. Good news, my slaves. It is dead day again. He's very direct. On Grognax here. Yay. It's my favorite day of the year. We get to see daylight interact with people and swim in the pool. Jim pushes a few people into the pool, despite not getting in himself. Wait, why is the waiter here? It does look really cold. I'm going to say I hate swimming because like I can't swim like almost at all. Wait, he's asking me, will I marry? I mean, he's saying, will you marry me? But his expression is saying, I'm going to kill you. It's to be continued. For fact sake, I've used my last pass. These are so short and it's going to suck up all my passes, but it's worth it. I got to find out how it ends. Give me another ad. Come on. Yeah. Heck yeah. I love advertisements. Be gone. Who told you that? I think the next time I do a sponsor, I'm going to do it exactly like that because that's clearly what they want. Oh God, he's after getting on his knees. I hope that's for a proposal. I can't. I have a very popular YouTube channel to run. It's not nice to lie, but I'm going to say that. And now he's pissed off. He's kicking me out. Where's Turk? Is he dead? Oh God, someone in my second bathroom. Oh, it's Turk. Okay. Speaking of the devil or the angel even. Oh, poor Turk. I know what would make you feel better. Both of these would make him feel better. I'm going to say racing. You would turn red bikes and race across the island. He struggles to keep up with you, but you don't really mind. You're doing great, Turk. Oh no. Oh no. What's he going to say? Turk, I have to tell you. Stop right there, criminal scum. Oh no, it's Jim Pickett's ruining our day again. Jim holds his knife at Turk threateningly. Juice, Kevin, me or him. Oh no. Oh for fact sake, I should have known it would come to this. I want to get myself killed. What am I going to do? Try to save Turk. Jim lunges forward, but we fit. It's kept you fighting fit. You kick his knees out from under him. Turk hits him with a stick for good measure. This is not lore friendly. This wouldn't work. Turk loves you. Turk, you may be the happiest man alive. When Jim Pickett's facing live in jail, you and Turk decide to buy a home together by the beach. You'll live there happily for the rest of your days. Thank you for eating. You're sad. Well, that was a fantastic story. Oh god, that done it some twists and turns right there. It's definitely some fan service. There's no way that me and Turk would have won in that outcome. Jim would have murdered me and Turk would have clapped. It's just happy to be there. I can't get out. It's just saying you've reached the end of the story. Yeah, okay. The author may or may not continue the story. If you're enjoying the story, we would like to read more. Yeah, I know. It's just going around in circles. I want more Call Me Kevin stories. My ego needs to be fed. Even though I have a feeling the other ones are going to be a bit rough. All right, well, I guess I'm buying some passes. Perfect sake. All right, passes bought and I'm ready for more Call Me Kevin adventures. We got romance here and action. Romance again. Should I break it up? I kind of want to know the action one though. I'm going to go with the action. What's your name, friend? Call Me Kevin, I guess. There's going to be another Call Me Kevin. This is going to be a bit confusing. Hello. Welcome to this monstrosity. That's the creator. I get to make my appearance in this one. Wait, does this... Yeah, I'm that handsome. This is me. All right. No, that is me. Pickens again and immediately saying, have you tried the pufferfish? I'm going to go try the pufferfish right away. It's the final meat we could ask for. If this story ends immediately, I'm going to be sad. There he goes. That didn't taste right. Oh God, I'm dying. I'm dying. Yeah, I'm gone. Haven't you watched Kevin Sims series? You don't eat the pufferfish. You'll die and guess what? You died. You are still early in the story. I'll take you back. You think me of all people should know what to pick? They're afraid to make eye contact now. They've turned around for some reason. Is this social distancing? All right, you see, he's inviting me back and he looks very evil, but I want to stay in character here and I can't see that he looks evil right now because I'm looking the other way. So yeah, totally. I'm going to go home with you old man. It's the same basement from the other story. It all ties together and it's default. It's all the same characters and everything. I love how default is in both of them when she's only appeared in one series. Oh God, who is this? Herb John the Forearm God. All right, he took me to an abandoned building Grognak attorney at Law's office. Great. Oh my God, that is such an accurate Grognak. What the shit? All right, I've returned home. My good. God, how come my home in this game is so much nicer than my real home? I even have a potted plant. Oh, he's living the life. I'm going to continue but first a word from our sponsors. How come she looks so cool with a hairdryer on her? Would that work for me? All right, let's give this a shot. Hot air. Oh God, that makes me feel sick. It's just like inhaling so much air, but I must look pretty cool. It's so hard to pick it off. Oh my God, it's a Hagrid. Jesus Christ, look at him. He's glorious. He's no PS1 Hagrid, but no one can beat that. Jim just called me and said that I'm going to be picked up by a driver. Okay, where is this going? Who is this? Rumble Dumble Games. All right, well, he drove me to Jim's house. What's going to happen here? They keep talking about his jam. Jim's jam. A perfect sake, Dan, you crashed the fucking car. He's calling me cool. Oh no, I don't want to learn more about Dan. I want to pick the other option, be a boring and mean person. Don't care about Dan and his feelings, but I'm not paying 15 gems for that. No, go away. I don't want this ad again. They're so painful. Oh God, damn it. Jim Pickens is calling me again. He's going to be at my apartment soon. Oh, and even worse, it's Rumble Dumble Games. We're making a visit to the Gorg Father. Oh my God, it's Gorg. God, the idea of a universe that has all my characters in it is just freaking terrifying, but I'm afraid that's the end of the story. It's still in progress, so I don't know where that's going to go. I guess I can finish off the story. It is my universe after all. Okay, I contacted my lawyer and they wrote a cease and desist to stop this person using my characters and then that's the end of the story. They all die. Okay, now for the riskiest click of the day. Call me Kevin, a grand adventure, romance. Oh, great. It's about a dating show. Just what I like to see. It's called a heart attack. Oh my God, I look so mysterious. Another Krog Mac. Oh, it's so accurate. Oh my God, it's Jim Pickens. I'm Jim Pickens. An episode didn't have better options for a beard. That is really accurate again. Oh my God, and all that shit is just Turk. Turk. Turk. Oh my God, that's the character from the other one. I missed Jim Pickens. They even put the eye in that. Oh, Jesus, this is great. And if Kevin doesn't choose me, I will not stop doing this dance move. Oh my God, that is awful. Oh my God, the recreated clown car. It has everyone. The carpet matches the drapes. I hope Kevin knows this much more to me than he does. Oh, this is horrible. It's amazing, but it's just so scary. What should I wear today? I think I'll go with cowcrash. Kevin, there we go. Yeah, everyone likes a bad boy. Oh God, one of them just died. That was Jim. I see where his arm is. He did it. It's time for your first date with Krog Mac. Approach carefully, please. Okay. Yeah, what the heck is going on? I think Krog Mac just died. Okay, I think Jim is actually killing them all. We're already down two members. Krog Mac is dead. Okay, well, this took a turn. You know, this isn't very romantic. Stop laughing, Jim. Mr. Jim Pickens has died as well. Okay. Oh my God, it's Turk. Everyone clap. Wait, what? Turk grabs you. He gives you a deep passionate kiss. Oh, Jesus. You barely know Turk, and yet it feels right. So right. Okay. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. All right. I was a bit confused. I'm still confused, but in a different way. The next morning you realize Turk is left. Oh God, he's dead, isn't he? Oh my God, where did I just come down from? Did I die? Was that me coming back from heaven? I'm gonna be jogging off. Will Kevin save Turk? Who is murdering the contestants? Find out now. It's not even like find out next time. It's find out now. This is great. Wait. Oh God, Clown Carries dead. Oh wait, I thought she was far away, but no, she's just really small because she's actually in front of me there. Oh my God, I just turned to Turk and whispered, you okay, babe? Oh wait, hold on. What did he just do? Did he stab me or Turk? Oh God, I hope it was me. Oh, Jim stabs you in anger. Okay, great. Turk, give blood. It's been easier to hear the voices around you. Finally, you slip away, but not before feeling Turk's hand in yours. Wait, did I die in my own story? Oh no, I'm okay. I'm okay. Oh no, I got hit by another car actually. Well, since you were the only remaining contestant, Turk, I guess that means you win. Jim is disqualified. Turk have announcement. Oh God, he's proposing with nothing. He doesn't understand. Kevin married Turk. Turk holds out absolutely nothing in his hands, but it looks very happy about it. Yes. What should I wear to my wedding? A tropical? No, that doesn't quite suit me. Oh, that's quite nice. Look at those legs. Our sexy snake. I think I'm gonna go with the snake. Oh my God, Turk looks beautiful. Nope, and there we go. Just a little Miami kiss. They're not ready for actual contact yet. Oh, there's an epilogue. Oh my God, this story is so detailed. Oh God, there's a baby here. What's your baby's name? Why did you do this? You Turk, and why did you do this? Live the rest of your lives happily. Turk going on to become a mediocre Mario player and Kevin deciding to be a stay-at-home dad with why did you do this? The end to be continued. Where can you continue from that? That person was smart because they put it all into one chapter. They made the second two chapters have nothing in it, so I don't have to use my passes. That's forward thinking. Okay, we got one more. We gotta find out what it is. It's another romance. Oh my God, look how pale I am. Now that is accurate. My name is Frodge. Who the hell is Frodge? Wait, so I'm Frodge? What the hell is a Frodge? It doesn't look like something I would create, so I'm not Kevin. Oh, I'm gonna have an identity crisis. Tell him he's handsome. He'd love that. Oh my God, it's Turk. Oh my God, where's their nose? How do they even do that? Oh my God, I think Kevin likes whatever Frodge is. Oh my God, why does it always end up with me making out with these weird characters? Just shove him. Get him off of you. Like honestly, is this worth it for the advertiser? They keep throwing the same ad at me over and over again. Like just because they keep bringing it up doesn't mean I'm gonna play it. Oh, please buy my merch. It's my first day of school here. Wait, we're at school? Oh, here's Grognak. Grognak is the one who's been the most consistent. Just keeps showing up. Oh my God, those pants are way too tight on me. I mean, that's the least of my worries right now, but I'm just saying breaking news, terrible car crash happens at local school to be continued. I don't think I need to see the continuation of this. I don't think I need to wait for them to release a new product. I have a feeling I know where this goes. I die in a car crash, don't I? All right, that is enough fiction about me for one day. Equally amazing and terrifying, I think is how I'd sum that up, but I really enjoyed that genuinely for the authors to do this. Thank you very much. It was really cool. I imagine this took a lot of time, so I appreciate that. And I hope it made for a good video. I hope you enjoyed it. I appreciate you watching as always, folks. And yeah, if you want to check me out on Twitch, my Twitch is below in the description as well. I usually stream like five times a week. Usually have a lot of fun over there. But that's about it. So I hope you enjoyed and hope to see you again next time. Bye for now!