 Hey guys, SheaBear1000 here. Today we've got another product. We're gonna review the Shine Armor. It's an As Seen on TV product. This was bought at the Dollar General for $20. And we're gonna see if it does what it says it's gonna do. Stick around and let's see if it's worth the money. Okay guys, so like I said, this was $20 at the Dollar General. So, quick and easy way to clean, shine and protect. Great for cars, trucks, motorcycles, RV boats and more. We got this orange tractor here, we're gonna try it on that. It's metal, it's painted. Advanced ceramic formula. Fast, done in minutes. Easy, spray on application. Lasts, never wax your car again. Okay, well first of all, make your car shine like new. Well, I have never seen a car go from this to this without buffing it. And I mean, rubbing it out with rubbing compound, buffing it and all that crap. So, ceramic coat your car. Ceramic coat for your car. Simple, spray on application, never wax your car again. I don't believe it. Waterless wash. Hmm, shine and protect. So, see there's some pictures before and after. I don't believe it. The Advanced 3-1 Ceramic Coating. Well, let's open this up. And let's see if this says, if it does what it says it's gonna do. So you get, there should be two of these. Yeah, there's two of these application towels. And here's our stuff. Nice little purple color. We've got a card in here. Directions. Okay, let's read these as I'm not very long. Spray onto a clean damp microfiber cloth and onto the surface you are cleaning. Approximately three foot by three foot. We're just gonna do a little spot. Two, gently wipe the surface with the first pre-wetted folded microfiber cloth. That's why they give you two. Quickly switch to a clean folded dry microfiber cloth and buff off remaining haze before it dries. I could have sworn on here it said no buffing. Let's see. I could have sworn I read this last night it said no buffing. No buffing. Just spray and wipe away. Now here it says quickly switch to a clean folded dry microfiber cloth and buff off remaining haze before it dries. Buff off. No buffing, idiots. It is made in the USA, by the way, so. Okay, four, repeat this process until the entire vehicle was clean, streak free and ultra glossy. Safe to use on glass, paint, I would hope so. Metal and plastic. What, why would you use it on glass? But it says no buffing in here, it says buffing. So I don't know. Let's go ahead. I'm gonna get one of these cloths out. Got my niece, my niece is bringing her Chevy Suburban over. She's having a couple issues with it. Not wanting to go in the park and also it's, I guess she's having trouble with it stalling too, so. All right, now I'm gonna take this in the house and I'm gonna get it damp and then we'll bring it out. We'll do exactly what the instructions say. We'll see if it works. Okay, so here's good before and after. I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do this section right here. I'm gonna leave this alone and leave this alone and let's see what happens. I've got this one, it's damp. Now the first step says to spray onto the cloth. It says to spray onto the cloth. Okay, let's see if it's got a spray nozzle in it. No spray nozzle. There is no spray nozzle in here. It even shows spray nozzle. Jesus, so much pride in their work anymore. I mean, it's no wonder people get depressed. You spend $20 on something, you don't even get the whole damn thing. So how are you gonna spray it? I mean, now it says, gently wipe the surface with the first pre-wetted folded microcloth. Okay, there's that. Now it says, quickly switch to a clean folded dry microfiber cloth and buff off the remaining haze, okay? Somebody must be here. Let me go see who's out front. Okay guys, I'm back, sorry about that. This is what we came up with and I don't see a damn difference. I don't see a better difference than that. It says gently, I'm going gently, quickly rub off the haze. I don't see a difference guys. I don't see, I don't see a difference at all. Nope, I'm gonna say no. All right, let's go back in the garage and we'll do some final thoughts on this. This stuff, I usually don't take stuff like this back but this is going back because number one's not all there and number two, it's junk and it's 20 bucks. Okay guys, so in conclusion, this stuff, don't waste your money. Even if it's on sale for $5, even if it's on sale for $1, don't buy it. It doesn't do anything. It's a waste of money, especially for 20 bucks. I'll tell you right now that I have never, if you want your car to look like that, first of all, your paint job better be good. If the clear coat's peeling off your paint, nothing's gonna help it but if your paint job's good, the clear coat's good, you've got to work hard to get your car to shine. You've got to buff it. First, you gotta rub it out with rubbing compound. You gotta buff it with that stuff and then you've gotta buff it with your polish and then you've gotta put a coat of wax on it. Nothing is gonna spray on and wipe off and make your car look like that. I'm sorry, but that's just the way it is and for 20 bucks, they are absolutely ripping people off and not just because it didn't come with everything, it's because it does not work. It does not do what it says it'll do. It didn't even really clean anything. You can, soap and water look better than what this stuff does. No, it's junk and don't buy it. Like I said, this, if Monkey still got the receipt, we just bought it last night, so if she still got the receipt, I'm taking this back because I'll never use it. It's no good for nothing. If I can't take it back, I'll have two microfiber claws that I just spent $10 a piece on, you might as well say. No, it's junk, don't buy it, it's a rip off. It's a scam, nothing can do that. Just like the woman that checked us out last night, she said, well, let me know how that does. And I said, well, I can pretty much tell you right now, it's not gonna do that because I know if you want your car to look like that, you gotta do a lot of hard work. Even if you got a hand buffer, a power buffer, it still takes some time to get your car to look good like this. Especially if you're doing it by hand, yes. Sometimes you might even have to start out with 1500 grit sandpaper, go to 200 or 1500 grit sandpaper, go to 2000 grit sandpaper, then on up to 3000 grit sandpaper, then you do your rubbing compound, then you put your polish on and then you wax it for protecting. Nothing's gonna make your car look like that. So anytime you see something like that, don't believe it, it's junk. But I wanted to do this video so people don't go out and spend their hard earned money on shit like this. And then go, well, you know, I've had it a month, I don't know where the receipt is, Dollar General won't take anything back without a receipt, they won't even exchange anything without a receipt. Even though you got 20 of them back here on the shelf, you know it came from here, it doesn't matter. So, you know, and that watch that I bought from there, that smart watch, I've had some comments on that. I'm gonna do an update on that video about how people tell me I'm not using it right. You know, well, this guy, he's not up on electronics, you know, he's not electronic savvy. Look, I know how to scan a code and I'll show that to you guys. And, you know, like I said, that was junk too, so don't buy anything. You want a good smart watch, buy a good smart watch. If you can't afford it, just wait. You know, I can't afford one either, but you know, but I thought I'd try it for you and I'd try this for you. But this hopefully is going back. So anyway, guys, there you go. Two thumbs down. Don't even pay 50 cents for it at a garage sale unless you want the microfiber cloths because this is no good. It does not work, you know. And somewhere I've seen on here where it's a guarantee and it's just not gonna work, guys. So anyway, shea butter the myth, the man alleged I'm gone for now. It's getting hot again already. And we'll see you guys soon. Thanks for watching. Bye-bye. And don't believe everything you read on the box. Five stars, 5,000 plus trusted customer reviews. Well, you can print that on anything.