 Do you and me, baby, we're nothing but mappin'? What the fuck is this? He bribed me. See how he do, man? Stingy. OK, OK, there you go. Stingy and he selfish, man. See how people change, huh? Get ready for that. Let me see what you've been talking about on here before we get into this. See what you've been talking about. In that car, talking that shit. In that car, talking that shit. In that Corvette, talking that shit. Corvette, Corvette, all on the beach. Jumped in the Corvette, all on the beach. Talking my shit to a bitch in the Corvette, because she ain't even got one yet. Told her that's running outside. Get an umbrella, bitch. Don't get wet. Yeah, that's how I be living. You thought I was done? No, bitch. Don't get a gun. I'm going to come with your mom and your son and your sister, too, when the food gets done. Tell your bitch me, me outside. In the Corvette, that's what I drive. You the bitch want to race me, then tell that. Hope being me on 285, but you got to wear your shit. And that's what I'm on time. I'm just playing this cool ass rap. You got something that's kind of tight, but them bitches ain't going to be tight like mine. My bitch was a nine. Now she a 10. I might switch it up, do the same shit, and then do it again. What? You didn't know that my name was Lose. And if I get tired of sleeping on the bed, bitch, I'm going to sleep on the floor. Because the crib got a whole bunch of hardwood. But it's comfortable, and it's soft so a nigga can sleep good. Yeah. Bitch, bring a blanket. Because I'm the type of nigga that you're going to see on TV, or you can catch me at the store with the EBT card because it's hard. Swear to God, I mean, God. Nigga, swear to God. Come on, I swear to God. All right, I swear to God. Type of shit we got going on in the trap area today. You think it's over? It's your turn, though. But it's your turn. My turn. It's your turn. My turn. We'll roll up then. All right, I'm rolling. Hold on. Right. Right. Rolling. Rolling. Let's follow them. These bitches keep calling. Why? We do this shit on 85. Bitch, we always calling. Calling. Yes. Y'all know. Y'all know how we going. Every time you see us, you know I'm about to smoke. Smoke? Ask me if I got no weed. You already know the answer. Bitch, I'm smoking with dance. Really? And she say she a canter. I got sad. And she said, no, I don't have cancer. I have a cancer. Oh, that's what you said. That was the answer. I love when the beat come back because I still be black. And I used to sell crack, but I didn't do that. But Ms. Pat did that. And that's the fact. That's what she said. And she says she wasn't scared. Come on. She said the nigga shot a nipple off. And she got shot in the head. Damn. And that's what I said. I couldn't believe that she ain't. Why the fuck is they shooting at each other? And they both some cheaters. You and Magic getting shot by a beast that's cheap and on, that's cheap and on. You, what the fuck going on? Nigga can't even get no sleep at all when it can't sit. They don't stay over here because they stay with my mom and them. That's too much of my business. Don't worry about momma and them, because we're going to bring that drum in them. And you know we got some of them. If we get a hold back, don't fumble them. Because if the nigga get a cookie, the nigga's going to try to crumble them. I be fumbling like rumble still skin. Watch my pen pen, because I've been doing this shit like once since 1993. Kids just want to go up and be like, Mike, but these they just want to be like me. Every time that motherfucking beat come back, I start to ram like I'm selling crack. I don't know why the fuck you saying that. Because the shit sound good in a rap. You're selling them cracks to the crack heads. I've been selling them taxed motherfucking turkeys. I been bustin' these blacks on the motherfucking black heads. Man, the shit sound tight when the nigga like me say it. If the shit real good, push the button there and replay it. They can do like we do. And these niggas ain't like us. Because they ain't having what we done had. Because they ain't leaving what we done did. And they ain't seeing what we done seen. Because they ain't here but with them head. Niggas be cold as an ice cube. I might do a film with ice cube. No, that's a movie with ice cube. If you got to do one nigga, I know you got to do two. Because one type of nigga gonna be good and only do one movie with ice cube. That's some shit to think about, man. What is in there weed? Nigga, if you good, ice cube will do at least two movies with you. At least two. Come on, man. This sound like some shit. Eminem didn't want to rap on him. Did this coffee off me? Glossy, gossy, gossy, gossy, glossy. And when you see me, bitch, you cannot force me. Get this off me. It is growing me left it right there. We're supposed to always. I mean, me and some white people. Look at that nigga alone, bruh. Nah, I mean, he be saying the shit that nobody else would say, bruh. He do, man. They're crazy, though. Lyrical, miracle, miracle, good. I am spherical. The globe. I was being hemispherical. Man, that's just the type of shit we'd be doing over here in the trap, man. Welcome back to the 85th Sound Show. What were you friends with? I don't know who you follow on social media. I don't know if you've ever just been up late night smoking a fat-ass grunt on World Star. Or he ended one of these platforms, but you probably didn't came across this lady right here. I'm just saying some shit. That was too real. People arguing all in the comments. I don't know if this is reposting the video just so they can write the caption. They'd be like, I don't agree. What you think? Oh, the topic of this is us in the comment. Come on, man. She be saying a lot of shit. And people always tagging in her videos and sending me clips and like, you got to get love, Dorsey, on here. So we got it on here today. There you go. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the trap. Lord, love, Dorsey. Speaking of the comments, the worst would be when the motherfuckers attack their baby daddy or baby mama. Trying to get my video to tell them what they want to tell them. And they start arguing with each other in the comments. Well, maybe you're like a hood therapist. That's what they say, a hood Oprah. Yeah, but yeah. She can't help us. Put up some up on some games. What's up with the string talking about this week? We got to know what it's like out here no more, man. You ain't dating? Huh? You in relationship? I just had a baby. The baby just, I don't know nothing else, but not going to sleep and making sure this baby. He had a turning point in his life. No, you in a good space. Yeah, yeah. I ain't, I ain't, I don't know what's going on out here. He in a good space though. Embrace it. In an early state. I'm happy to the motherfuckers. I'm the only one who can make a baby go to sleep. He's saying, like he tried to convince us, I'm happy to the motherfuckers. No, he happy for real. He been waiting to say that. Because I used to not give a fuck about no baby pictures. You know, you try to suck at the baby pictures. I'm like, all right, cool. But now I got one, I'll be the motherfuckers. He's the type of nigga who's about to slap the baby. So you used to be the nigga called somebody baby ugly. I wouldn't say it out loud. But I would say it in my head like a motherfucker. You know, you know what you say. You know what you say when the baby ugly. You just look at the picture. You compliment other shit. Where y'all get this stroller from? This is right. And that's him, man. Look at him, there you go, there you go. Bless his heart. Bless his heart, that's ugly, that's him. Bless his heart, that's ugly. No, but you know, the people getting in my comments, baby mommas against baby daddies, it's like the, it's like the world, the male against the female. Got to be, if a female feel like this, dudes got to feel like this. Dudes feel like this, females got to feel like this. They be boiling down to, you know, women, we struggle with managing our emotions. Dudes are a little bit more practical when it comes to relationships. Sometimes, I know for a fact that I'd be irrational as fuck sometimes. Explain. I could just, hey man, once I just go to that level, I'm irrational. They might be the weed though. I think every nigga got that point where they just get irrational. Where you just get so mad, you don't give a fuck that it ain't the right solution. You just want some shit to happen right then. No, but see dudes don't do life like females. When we can't manage our emotions, we create them hypothetical situations in our mind. Now y'all do do that, make enough shit. Cause if you go to the store and take too long, we already played out what you did. You went to the store, you seen that bitch Keisha, you got in the car with her, you got some hair. That's what took you long. When you came back. Y'all be believing this shit really happened. Listen, we don't replay it by the time you get back. We finna treat you like you got some hair from Keisha. We don't know that it happened. You, Keisha might not have been to the store, but that's what happened in our mind. And that's the shit that fuck with you the most, getting the cues or some shit you ain't motherfucking do. I ain't do it. So you be like, I shoulda did it. Especially when it be some far-fetched shit. And then you be like, what did you talk about? Keisha said something about sucking my dick in the film. I didn't even know he wanted to do that. My dick, thanks for the info. So you said Keisha ready to give up some head, right quick. You know that bitch Keisha been trying to, who is your source? Listen, you heard this from? We made it up, didn't I? Shit. You took too long at the store. The store bought nine minutes from here. It don't take you about five to go in after lying long. It might take eight minutes. How long that took? Another night. You took probably about 35, 40 minutes. That's enough time to get some head. That ain't enough time to get some head. That's enough time to go get some weed. I probably got some little blood. That is not enough time to get no head. It ain't a nigga. Even the most cheeky nigga ain't gonna take a 30 minute window to try to sneak and get some head right quick. Now go back home. Where you at? Where you at? You just gonna fuck your home up. The point is, that's what we told ourselves in our head so it happened. Where you gonna run, get some head right quick and come back home? Hell no, that's the young nigga shit. Cause I'm not meant to go get some head somewhere in this man right here in the house. Not if she ain't giving it up. So why she ain't giving this house, man? Now y'all, boy, stop acting like you ain't been on a relationship where a bitch ain't giving up no head. No, no, no. That's part of being in a relationship with me. That's in the fine print. You gotta wanna get me some head even when you mad. So if I'm the fuck with Jax, the only one gonna get the guy, I'm gay. We getting gill. So she get mad and don't give up no head. I'm just not supposed to get no head? That's the danger thing. That's some dangerous shit right there. You not finna be able to cut my water off like that. Your water? Mm-mm. All my head got to go through you? I got to listen, because y'all got to keep it one-k with me. Y'all ain't never been in a relationship, in a female, in a relationship, because she feel like you cheating or whatever, cut you off from sexual activity. You got to look around, baby. This thing's fast, so I'm sure that would be better. What the fuck do you want me to do on that? No more, no more. But it ain't not happened before. Oh, yeah. I can't even quit. Back when the nigga had dreams, then the nigga started waiting. Nobody believed in the nigga. You think all my dreams came true, except some of them. I'm not putting up with this type of dog or that shit no matter. You done been through it, though. I have. Exactly. That's too dangerous, though. That is abuse. If you think about it, you will hold it. Come on, man. With the intentions of it. This the shit that can fit? That's the thing that's making it. No, you stay through it. You might ain't stay long, but you stay through it. I mean, it depends on how long it's finna be. Like, if this is just finna be like a recurring thing. You mean, like, no more today? Or, like, how long is this? Well, how long she mad? Don't mind me. You gotta get unman quit, OK? You need to have the attention span of a puppy, OK? You need to be un-upset. Your point is made. I get it. You're mad. I'm sorry. But it ain't not happening, y'all. You ain't leave right away. Why you ain't leave? Shit. Sometimes they don't be one. Sometimes they be worth working it out in the long run. But sometimes you be like, hey, you need to be mad. I'm about to fuck you, too. Sometimes it depends on the lady, man. Sometimes niggas be ready for that shit to be over with. All we need is one more argument. We is just one argument away from you saying, you know what? This nigga going along with the stories. Look at all the niggas that have sadly agreed, like, that's true. The stories she made up in her head. Every nigga in here that be one accusation away from getting the fuck on. Well, yeah. But the stories is that takeaway from your piece. You already know that. And that's the shit that, you know what I'm saying? You can do that too many times. You only got so many lives on the fucking up my piece shit. Exactly. But you know what? On some real shit, I don't think it be coming from a space of trying to fuck up nobody's piece. When we raised, like, that shit was left out. Like, we ain't talk to manage our emotions. And like, basically, I be saying this on my videos. The kindergarten teachers fucked a lot of us up. When they say, we're going to teach you how to use your imagination, like, close your eyes. Imagine you're in outer space. Like, when they talk to that fuck females up, we start imagining this shit when you ain't talk to them. Listen, you're supposed to imagine outer space. And you was imagining this nigga getting hate. Like, that's what you took him over there. That's what I'm trying to say when they talk to him. We got imagination too, but we don't use ours for evil. That's what I'm saying. When they talk, imagine how to use your imagination in kindergarten. They ain't elaborate enough on that shit, because females, we take that shit, and we imagine the way it passed just out. And your mind will go places to where you've created vivid stories that occurred, that didn't occur, and you act on them bitches. Why they always got to be negative, though? Why we don't imagine anything good? Why they all never imagine no good shit? My nigga out there saving puppies. Oh, and helping the old ladies right out of the street. You probably have to have been a great nigga. I think I said a great nigga. It was a pregnant dog that needed some water. I pulled over. Like, yeah. That is funny, y'all just, but that's the thing women kind of do. Y'all use whatever fucking shit you learn, however the fuck you want to use it. You take that imagination shit, mix it with intuition, and a bit too unstable based on traumas. You listen. Y'all heard what Ms. Pat was telling y'all. That's a lot of trauma. That's a lot of trauma. And then you know when you a kid growing up black, your mama tell you how you feel. Now you gotta think about this. Ain't nothing wrong with you boy, shut up. Girl, go sit your ass down. You all right? This what your brain telling you, like, something wrong, you feel some type of way. But the adult that's raising you telling you, ain't nothing wrong with you. I'm bleeding. No, they sit your ass down. That shit don't hurt. This how you get handled for years. This is true, because sometimes even as an adult, I still be hearing that shit in my mind. Ain't nothing wrong with you. Shut your ass down. I'm sure you just sat my ass down. But I think sometimes that shit work. When you hear that intuition, y'all never know what voice it might take, but. That's dangerous though. Is it? Yeah, to not. Sometimes I hear it come soon. What are you saying? Smoke's on the beach, I'm gonna do it right. I'm sure. Who else voices popping your head? Because I have something popping mine too. Oh, it's definitely PMC. I done put on some bullshit and then they can say, take that monkey shit off. You embarrassing us. And I went and changed, nigga. Said you're right. You're right. Sometimes I be hearing PMC in my head. It don't even be lyrics, man. Just be like his voice. Like when I'm in my car riding by myself and I'm just, you know what I'm saying? Look, joint my calling in when you hang up with it. It's like, yeah man, I got you, bitch, man. That's just, I got you, bitch, man. I got you, bitch, man. You riding good in the mud for me, man. Leathery wood everywhere, man. Looking up at the motherfucking stars in the sky, man. I got you, bitch, man. I do hear them. You see our intuition being shit to reinforce what we think it. Y'all's intuition always goes to the, not y'all. I'm not gonna say that, cause I know. But you know what I'm saying. Nah, but you know females, we talk to do more mental work from coming up. Like, you know how, okay, so females, you know, the role of a female, you do housework, like this, when you learn gender roles. So when it comes to cooking, washing dishes, you prep. Your mental is taught to like, think through what you're about to do to line it up so it becomes easier. It's different for little boys. So already we are, our mind already working, you know, way more than the average little boy mind when you coming up just being taught your roles. So then you mix that shit with imagination and a bitch ain't explaining that shit all the way through. You mix it with intuition and nobody ain't taught you how to separate what you feel from reality. That shit had you all over the place, rightfully so. You can't knock imagination. I don't wanna knock imagination. Not knocking, but you got to teach. But the use of it, how they use it. You got a brand new kid. When your baby, when your baby started learning about imagination and stuff like that, like make sure you clarify the extent that your mind can go if you stay in that place. Some people don't come back. It's a lot of motherfucker living in a world to make believe. And that's what's got the game fucked up. But I made the world believe. Sometimes you can be real convinced. Damn. Shit, real if you believe it. Man, if you believe it. It gotta have some talent or some real basis behind it. Yeah, but some people just imagine the shit. Ain't nothing behind it, it's just. But it's real. You can't believe it if you ain't working towards it. You got to work on whatever the fuck you say you doing. You got to do it. It's a lot of negative. They got to have some talent or some real basis behind the shit. It's some motherfuckers that's not doing shit that say they do shit. I seen that. Repeatedly. That's just what the fuck happens. You know what I mean? That's the world we live in. I mean, look how back what shit is right now, man. The fuck is jumped on a plane today, bro. It's the fuck that's supposed to happen. You talking about trying to get out of Afghanistan? How did they think that was going in? They got to go, bro. They got to go. Next thing you like, leave me. You know how fucking far that plane was going? Even if that, if, what, how does this end? Okay, so, but basically, in they mind, I'm assuming. They gonna get away and be like, whoop. We gotta stop and get these motherfuckers out of the plane. That was PTSD mixed with just panic. But they gotta get out of there because them, they in charge now. And you don't work against them. What you think finna happen? You done worked with the people they saying, you know what I'm saying? And you see the, I don't know, they had to go, they like, damn. That was an emergency moment. Like that was, you had to make a decision, like in that. If I don't leave, they finna kill me. What's your decision? It's gotta be. Life for them, now. If I don't go. Nigga, you taking too long? Nigga, nah. But out of all the scenarios that I'ma hold on. Because if I stay here, they gon' kill me. Well what else, you could come up with that quick. He didn't think he was gonna make it through the night, bro. You had to roll up, you had to roll up and think about it. The man made a decision. Nigga, I'm from here. I'ma take my chance, man. I know some back streets or something. I gotta go fuck with my niggas in the cage. Let me go see if my niggas still got that soda. My niggas still got them caves on deck. If he still got that scooter. Hey man, y'all still got the underground tunnel, did y'all help? And you still know the lottons? Can you call? Can you call Roy Lydon and see if I can? I don't even know where Roy Lydon is. Put Auntie on the phone. I'm speaking Auntie. Man, I'm mad to make her to see you in the morning. Exactly, but you know, we don't ever talk about no political shit, but apparently this is the type of shit. But we done left all the shit over there. I'm sorry, I ain't even like, okay, we done left all the shit. Nigga, helicopter's done. If you leave a helicopter in the hood, niggas gon' figure out a flag. Like, they done played enough Grand Theft Auto. And niggas gon' be like, just get it up a little bit. Like, oh! All right, that's how you get it up. That's how you get it up. All right, watch, watch, watch, watch. A lot of flams over there don't go up too high. That's enough, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy. Y'all fuckin' stay on the ground. It's gon' be a bitch somewhere bragging. It's always a helicopter. These niggas driving a helicopter. It's gon' be a bitch somewhere bragging that nigga drove a helicopter. Exactly. She gon' take a picture in front of them. You know he a pilot now. This nigga out in front of the house, I love him. But you know the best part about them bitches, though, is they only got one tank of gas. Oh, yeah. So when them bitches run out of gas, they gon' be motorcycles. Oh, yeah. They gon' break that bitch down. They gon' have to fast this motorcycle when they got there and put a helicopter on it. You gon' be sad as hell when you see some little kids running with their goddamn propellers. Oh, my God. They left all that shit. They not bringing that shit, baby. But I believe in it. I believe. And they make it heroin. I'm sorry. I know America, though. Where they came from? Whatever they left. Afghanistan? It's some shit missing. Hoppies? Don't think they just left shit intact. Whatever they left, the other part of it ain't there. If they left the helicopter, ain't no keys. It's the same. You can't hotwire it. You can, but I'm saying that it's inconvenient. And the shit probably ain't in there. Three motherfuckers that got electrocuted. Hopefully they left a lot of shit that's made in America that don't work that good anyway. You know they ain't America, man. But you keep saying they left all this stuff like they had time. No, but I'm saying like it's... You at least pack shit up, though, at least. Our army left shit. You can't just pack up a helicopter and leave. One thing about the army. It's like that bitch is with another country and drop it off somewhere. If the army left some shit. You tell her you parked in a car at somebody else. Hey, Loes, let me park this helicopter in your front yard. When the heat is on, you know how it goes. We got to get rid of all this shit, man. Take that shit from where I had that shit, had this. It's a trick. What it is. The military left some shit. That mean they got some better shit already. Oh, yeah. It's kind of like, they're trying to like, all right, pick this up. But it's also the money, because I ain't gonna talk about a good thing. We all, this whole shit's gonna be static. Yeah, they're gonna cut this out. All this from the side. Talk about the other shit, man. We can't talk about the CNN shit, man. Talk about that shit in the Corvette, man. I ain't niggas don't trust nobody. Talk about this truck. Don't make me do it. This nigga with love like one of the bitches in my videos. You didn't build up a nice fan base. Talking that shit. He talking that shit. Talking that shit? It's just something about having, you know, a point of view on social media, where there was just a tract, all these fucking people that you didn't know existed. It'd be real life shit, you know, the stuff we missed in our upbringing. Shit that people, you know, the conversations people ain't talking about. I call it the uncomfortable conversations. Some of the biggest, you know, misconception about our people is that we don't communicate well. We're just false. We're some great communicators, but we can be. Yeah, I just think other people who observe the conversation, they always misinterpret what happened. So we always backpedaling and trying to explain what they had us fucked up at. But you know, it'd be a lot of this in our own amongst us. Like I'll give you an example. One of my videos that went viral a few times, I talked about women pressure monogamy or just the concept of pressure monogamy. So, you know, you had the people that felt like, how you pressure somebody to be monogamous with you? How you pressure? I ain't make this nigga marry me. Like I ain't make him stand at the altar. But. You kinda did though. No, but if we just be real, we use a lot of shit to pressure people to be with us. Bitches use child support, babies, niggas use money. People use, if you ain't got no place to stay, bitch gonna use that. It's a nigga right now I stand with a bitch cause of the Nissan Altima. Cause he, if she, if she, if she break up with him, he ain't got no car. No, but he's so blind. He don't even know. Hobo, hobo sexual. He can save about $300 a month. He can have one too. I want him to hear this on my platform, nigga. You can have your own Altima. Insurance and everything, bro. For about $350 a month. It's a bitch in the back, like he ain't got no license. He ain't got a motherfucking driver's license. You know what? You want me getting that Altima? They're trying to motivate niggas, bro. Niggas be closer than they think. You just gotta start somewhere. Just do something. This is the time I do something. My hand on shit. Yeah, nigga, I'ma come in the room every day. You need to go down there and talk to them folks. And you do. What folks? That's exactly what you need to figure out, fool them all. It is. When niggas be like, you know, when a bitch finna break up with a dude. And the dude be like, man, I'ma go talk to the lady. What lady y'all be talking about? That lady who know better. What lady? Every nigga know one lady that's been trying to tell you to be a good person since you was a little boy. Yeah, when you go down, every nigga know that lady. That could be that nigga. Mama, like grandma, every nigga got one lady that he gon' talk to when shit get bad bad. So believe a nigga when he tell you he don't wanna talk to that lady. Believe it. Shit, look at the nigga. Every nigga here is just nodding like, yeah, real. Somebody tried to put you on the straight path until you can't be, and you just, they're the only person like, I feel like that be some shit a nigga say so it don't fall apart. She's gonna take the ultimate. See, the only thing about it, see y'all don't never factor this shit in. When a nigga bring you around some people he respect, they gon' tell you if she a good woman or not. Cause they know you. You ever brought a motherfucker around and your mama wouldn't even look up at you. She just watching this. I don't know about that one right there. No, that bitch shook my hand. That bitch hand with Luke. So I don't know what the fuck with that one. You could bring in the whole freak over there. I'm like, that's a nice girl. That's a nice girl. So you're saying they be like, you don't know who she's nasty. You don't know. So you're saying mom be getting it wrong. I ain't saying mom be wrong. Mom be right then and mom's right. Some people know how to present. That be that representative. You know, the beginning of the relationship, you show up with your representative. I'm past that phase of my life. So you show up with? I'm showing up. Me. Hey, you gon' hit this before we go over here. Hey, what's the other shit? I ain't no more representative. Hey, when we get here and they don't like the shit, we might be leaving. I'm telling you now, I don't know why people waste time dating motherfuckers. They don't even know if they like it. Most people are afraid they ain't gonna be accepted. Yeah, well that ain't the person you want to be fucking with anyway. I'ma give y'all some advice. Start first, like you gotta fuck first, then date. When we out here dating people, you don't know if that's the relationship you want to be in. Eight dates. No. Shit. Eight dates, ho. Nope. Eight dates. It's called Eight Dates Ho. You gotta say the whole name. Eight Dates Ho. Yup. You need to go on at least eight dates. No, you don't. I'm finna tell you why. Cause most people ain't gonna make it past the first four. You gon' meet their representative for the first four dates. And when I say dates, I mean go out and experience life with them in eight different units of time. 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See how this problem solved? See how a nigga act around other people. This gon' tell you all the stuff you need to know. That's why I said fuck first. That's gon' tell you everything you need to know. That gon' tell you everything. I'm gonna kill him. So look, you ain't never fucked nobody that first it was good, but then later on it changed. Men say that all the time. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. The pussy changed or she changed? She changed. Yeah, she changed. The pussy is consistent. That's why men say in a terrible relationship to home. That pussy be consistent than a motherfucker. And this relationship got in just hell. What happened as soon as you lock in? Huh? As soon as you, this the number one to blame men be having. When they dating the bitch, she be putting it on them. Rock the dick for a long time, suck the dick for a long. As soon as he lock in, marry you or let everybody know that's my life, that shit changed. I ain't never seen it on that side of the other game. I ain't locked in and married now. I know that it, I know women can change their pussy on your ass though. Cause they got levels to this shit. I got that show called where they keep waking up and they keep the same days, keep reading. No, I'm telling you. He don't let a bitch come out of this. He don't let a bitch come out the damn representative stage. No, they ain't the, all them different representatives got a different pussy. It's the same dates repeated over and over again. It ain't the same date. They'll trick you. They got some pussy that they give you before the relationship. That's amazing. That's what I'm saying, what I'm saying. That is amazing. That's why that fucking first don't matter. That new boyfriend pussy hits so different. When you a new nigga. But what? But let's do the analytics. There's a drop off. I'm telling you, listen, he know it's true. That's listen. That's part of the reason why, for a while, he's locking me in and letting me know it's on track. Soon as he says, you my lady. Sometimes you fuck up and then she'll give you that pussy that shit. It's like, it's just a new pussy. That first night pussy. No, it's like, like safe instance, she catch you fucking up or she disagree or she mad and her feelings. She got some other pussy that's just for that. That ain't the same pussy you've been getting before she got mad at you. He ain't lying. That's just like a little pussy that be like, this little pussy just to keep this relationship to go away. You keep it going. Right. Soon as she ain't mad no more. It's like, plug it back on. Streets is jumping. He ain't lying. He on the ground. It'll jump back up. It's like cryptocurrency. That shit be up though. That shit to jump up real quick. Oh, it's spiked. What the fuck is going on? Okay, now check this out. Now the pussy she give you when you mad at her, if you got that shit every day, that'll throw your whole equilibrium off. Man, you wouldn't be able to fuck, you wouldn't be working as hard as you need to work. That shit is so seasonal. That ain't even on the menu. It's what make you feel faster. It's what make you get the holiday together. I'ma go ahead and set this shit up for Thanksgiving. We gon' deep fry the turkey. And then Lil' Dorsey tell me I put the vision of problem solving situation. That's how you, I'm telling you. Oh man. I'm telling you. So what's the difference? So parking, that's a dope example. I fuck with that. I'm telling you, if you, I'm telling you, take a bitch out, like he said, what is the escape room? Just, if you just out and about in life, you ain't just sitting up and talking about no shit. I'm not going to the escape room with now one of y'all. Hell no. But listen, the situation, a lot of niggas in situation, they baby mama, that shit like in escape room. Like every coming you turn, you can't see your back closed. School bitch, the joints ain't fit. Some of them, some of them doors. You got a new bitch, don't bring my baby around the bitch. That's a mistake. Some of them doors just up and up to another door. You ain't. Right. Right. Like you ain't got no problem solving situation. Yeah, you gon' try to figure this shit out of her, how she is up front. I'm telling you, eight dates. That's two man dates. Eight dates. In this country. This nigga said in this country. Okay, so four or three, right? Can that be possible? Four or three dates. You can do four or three dates. You a clever nigga, you can't come up with four or three dates. Where you ain't spending no money? I could. I used to could. Used to could. So you can't, you can't pull it without pant without spending some money? Who said that? I'm asking. What are you talking about? Four or three, you can't come up with four different ideas besides fucking, where they ain't. No, I'm just saying. Fucking. It's gon' let you know a whole lot of shit. Just for the people who don't have it. That shit be. Not you. Just figure this. You don't win on eight dates with this lady. She give you some, she give you some pussy after that. She ain't relationship pussy. What you saying? She can't give you no pussy? That's not what I'm saying. You didn't win on eight dates. Now she think y'all vibing ain't going somewhere. She give you the pussy. It's not relationship pussy. Okay. Then what? So wait a minute. It's eight before they get it. You can't, you can't give it a little dabble in the. Like you can't fuck. You, I ain't saying you, I'm saying eight different you and it's the time. Now she ain't saying, no, no, no. What he ain't understanding is people be giving up pussy right away and it'd be good. And then you find out the stuff I'm talking about with the eight dates after you got the bitch pregnant. She's saying you can fuck. You already hooked on the pussy. You can fuck during the eight dates. That's what she's saying. Get the know the person. That's the mulligan. The mulligan. That's the mulligan. That's the bigger talking about. How you just gonna stay focused? What you mean? You fucking around and you going on these dates and then you're throwing a little pussy in there. Then you're gonna start thinking these dates is actually better than they are. Like man, I had fun. Yes, more of the pussy you getting. You gonna let it go. You will figure out a big dollar. If you gonna let it go. Thank you. If you looking for more of this pussy, you ain't gonna figure it out. Then you're gonna swear you had more fun than you actually did. So the pussy like season is on top of it. I ain't never seen him walk this no ice. What a way it was. Well, you should have seen Pinocchio. What? And when he jumped up and said, I'm a real one. This nigga, you just say you want to fuck. Just say that. I'm just saying, bro. You just drinking some pussy in there. And then you gonna put some cap on it, bro. I'm telling you. Just say you want to fuck. No, it's not even that. It's just that you just got to make sure the person that you doing all this extra shit with is who you want to be fucking all the time. So you, you ain't the fucking Madam Moore. I'm not saying the fucking Madam Moore. The fucking is, that's just like the receipt. You ain't saying the fucking Madam Moore, you saying we not. You ever played the game at the arcade for the tickets? The fucking is the tickets. You're gonna have to take them tickets to the counter and see how much shit you can get for these tickets that she gave you. That's the only way I can explain it. Not going on eight fucking. Wait a minute, wait a minute. We had Chuck and Cheese. You playing games like a motherfucker. I'm having fun. Now you get three tickets. You can't get shit but a whistle. How in the world? No. The game's still fun, but it ain't worth it. You're not getting much out of it. No. If the eight dates go well, he'll be walking around blowing that whistle. You ever see the kid with a whistle for the first time? They don't stop blowing that bitch. You ain't. They got some bubbles too. Eight dates. Eight dates. Eight different units of time. I'm telling you. Man, there ain't nobody about this. What do you say to all the niggas that got in the pussy up front and then later on found out she was a problem? Explain that method. They fucked off top. It was good pussy. That's why they kept fucking them. But then they found out later on, crazy is all I know. A fair exchange is no robbery. Wherever the relationship ended, that's how long, that's how good the pussy was to last for this long. If you meet a motherfucker and you fucking first and then y'all kicked it for six months, that's what it was supposed to do. Everybody ain't your soulmate. Some of these people are your fuck buddies. That's the whole earth. So if you're a soulmate, but you can fuck who you want to. The problem with that is a lot of people, they feelings is attached to fucking. Amen. So for some people, it sounds cool what he's saying, but for other people, we still go together. The pussy ended after about two months, but we still, we still together. You, according to you, we ain't. According to me, we is. Oh my goodness. You gotta run some scrimmage games. What the fuck is this nigga talking about? Like come on, we just gotta play and see if we can get some chemistry. Ooh, okay. I don't need to play with you anymore. Listen, do y'all understand what's going on with women nowadays? Do you understand that every time we talk about some shit between men and women, y'all asking for more and more shit. Eight goddamn dates. Eight, what's wrong with eight dates? Tell me what's wrong with eight dates. You don't tell me. In the course of fucking with somebody, you gon' go on eight dates, bruh. You fuckin' and you vibe with them. But I kinda see you. You gotta see how that is. Let me see what you're saying. Eat motherfucking dates. Eight dates. But if you fuckin' with a bitch, you gon' go on eight dates anyway. She's saying just you, I think. Who's to say that we goin' on eight dates? Y'all gon' do, she said do eight things, right? Go out in eight different units of time and experience life. Yeah, he ain't got to be a date. Most bitches, you ain't gon' make it past folk, is what I'm saying. You probably gon' fuck and somethin' gon' turn you off by the fourth date. That's exactly what I'm saying. You shoulda turned me off before we got to the fourth date. Why we gotta be four days in before I'm turned off? I wanna be turned off before we get all this good shit. You don't wanna be caught up in it. You're not mad at me four days in and you got 11 fuckin' toes? Damn, you caught up on the pussy, right? So you do it all that shit. And you wouldn't do it unless you was gettin' the pussy. So the pussy got you on this rollercoaster of eight. Oh my, this is a really crazy night. You want to do that bitch, nigga, you're stupid. Just say you want to fuck up Frank. Just say that. I'm all I'm sayin' this. You ain't sayin' yet what the problem is with the eight dates. You gonna take a bitch you like with good pussy on more than eight dates? Be worth all the time we wasted. That's all the fuck I'm sayin'. It don't take me eight days to figure out if I like you. This shit might not work on the first date. What if she get in my goddamn car and light a whole cigarette? We don't gotta go on seven more dates. I know this shit, but what the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? It's a little, what the fuck? I'm gonna pull over this gas station. I've only got two squares left. You just ridin' and talkin' and vibin', you lookin' up, you big at the stamp, man. You're just smokin' meth, like. The point is to get a understanding for the person character. Hey, don't move me. When you start doing that bitch, you full dates on your own. The point is to get a understanding for the person character before you start mixing like that. Because for most people, emotions is tied to sex. You might be in there just fuckin', but they end up with their vaccinations. If you catch feelings with some condom sex, you just petty. Like, you just lookin' for some trouble. Don't nobody, that ain't even really real. You out here catchin' feelings with some condom sex. That's a rehearsal. That's a red flag for me. What if I hit it with the real thing? Nah, I can't even do it. That's how you know when to condom break. That shit feel real. So it's a condom break, you like, uh-oh, is this? You do not even... You do not supposed to be catchin' feelings over no condom sex. But if the condom break, you not gonna stop fucking. If the condom break, then you might and you get away with that, but... Because then you, it feel like you went upstairs. What? Feel like the new part of the pussy. You like, your pussy has a foyer. Okay, this is crazy. Is this a ballroom? Where the fuck? You know when it broke, cause you can feel that shit tinglin' in your back like you about to grow some wings at that bitch. Am I turnin' into an archangelist? This is eight dates. Go on eight dates. Name eight dates. What do you get, like, tell me what that means. Eight different dates, go out and experience, like... Give me eight different scenarios that might be a date. We just said two. We can go out and go to an escape room. Escape room. We can go to the movies. What you supposed to do after that? The movies, you know what I'm sayin'? You go to the escape room, too. And then you be like, girl, you crazy. It took her two hours to get out there. I get what you demand. Girl, you can go do good experience. Girl, they get you to fuck out in the escape room. I'm askin' how this shit work? Girl, you a fool. Hey, hit me tomorrow. Take me when you get in the house. We got out of it, didn't we? Hey, fuck too many movies. We ain't gonna go in the house. Don't forget your t-shirt. Listen, you laughin', but if you go to something like an escape room with a bitch and she start actin', this even for females with dudes. This nigga can't problem solve. He can't think on the fly. He can't... This gon' show you how a motherfucker gon' deal with life. This is like real shit. It's funny, but it ain't funny. I'm telling you, most people find out after they already livin' with a bitch, mixed bills, got kids together, that this motherfucker is not very bright. Cause you ain't went out, and you ain't did even a dumb motherfucker can fuck good. Sometime. You ain't got to be smart, but you do not have to be intellectual or have no problem-solving skills or no life skills to fuck good. This male or female. So in order to know if somebody actually got some sense, value, you got to go out and take them places, experience life. You can't just fuck. But see, that's exactly what I'm saying. Y'all ignore my point. If you fuck good, you gon' take these people to better places. He told your ass that. I'm sayin', it's just dependin' on why. I'm thinkin' you just about to show up and do all the fun shit, escape rooms and shit, and you got to sit in the house, watch this movie type. So y'all been sayin' the same shit the whole time. He listen, he listen. You was really sayin' I know you didn't go around the block, but I think you can't write that same house. You gettin' what you show up with. I'm tryin' to get that all the time, but yeah. It makes sense. I'm tellin', he gon' watch it. I don't have shit on me. Next week he gon' be like, What you mean? It ain't nothing to figure out. No, no, no, I'm sayin', that's what she sayin'. Cause you be with your girl and she be confused about shit, she should not be confused about shit. Let me say this, most, most people- You know what? We gon' listen, fuck this shit. This ain't even debatable no more. We ate dates. We takin' them on eight dates. No, no, no. After two of this wrong, it's wrong. Even if you already with her. Takin' on eight more dates. What he missin' if the vibe right on the first few dates, y'all probably gon' end up fuckin' anyway. So you gon' get the pussy along the way, but you'll get to know her real character. See, that's the thing. See, that's not my thing. I wanna have the pussy first, so I don't know what I can start with. I wanna know where we started at. I'm like, okay, that's how the pussy was. Do you- This is my constant. Everything else is a variable. Okay, what if I take it on the bone? Oh my God. Do y'all understand that most- What it it like after the steak and the shrimp and I ain't gotta look, you know what I'm sayin'? It just got sweet. Okay, bad? I knew she shouldn't have ordered no tea, okay, bad? Do y'all understand that most females, once you start having sex with them, it don't matter what you tell them, they wanna be in a relationship. Oh. It don't matter what they be sayin', they want- Even these new ones? Even the new ones. But are they doin' relationship things? That depends on if you took them on eight dates to see what type of woman she is. Well, you talkin' about eight dates, you know what it is that you doin' all this shit outside, you don't know what she gon' do at home. You done did all this eight date shit. She might be a great dator. She done dated all these niggas that she didn't like. This is just a great dator. That's the thing, women be datin' the whole bunch of motherfuckers. Everywhere you take her, she already been and had more fun. What better niggas? When we came before, we sat up. Bitch, shut up! That used to be our section on there. Man! I ain't even been to this bitch before. I didn't even know it was an up there. You shoulda got the gold package, but we can do this, this cold, this cold. That should be motivation. Know what I mean? That should be motivation. Know what I mean? That mean you got a bitch that done been around, been to a few nights, now you got the second of nights place for it. Y'all done did everything, with everybody. Right. This city boring now. I can't do nothin' in here. You know what I'm doin'? Fuck everybody. Everybody know you. They say a name when you come in. Keep fuckin' them up front, and you gon' keep experiencing the same shit. They gon' be in a relationship. We cheapen ourselves out of some great experiences. Niggas can't even enjoy the shit cause you and I already did. Why you ain't get the sweet? Bitch, what you know about the sweet? Who you was up here with? Bitch, you got the rooftop bar? What rooftop bar? Nevermind, you gotta have a gold card to get up there. That should be motivation. Go get your gold card. What her gold card is? And they don't wanna y'all got nothin'. But listen, that's somethin' you ain't serious. Y'all, y'all show up with nothin' but hooker tips. And then you should be inspired to be partin' with somebody like me. Shut up. Shut up. Why, cause you drink a lot of Costa Migos? That's why you're supposed to take on the eight dates. Cause then you can get an idea of whether she actually- Well, you take her on eight dates, she gon' be in a hug. Nine niggas. Greg, you still up? Come on, we don't have to pay. Greg gon' let us in. No, the fuck he's not. You know you goin' in free. No, I ain't. I am not that nigger. I'm tellin' y'all eight dates. Whatever. She payin' for three of them. And she can pay? This don't mean the dude gotta pay. That's what you got it fucked up at. You ain't been outside in a minute. What? Only nine percent of women can pay for three dates in a row. Where you got that figure from? Man, you ain't seen the number since the pandemic hit. We sit here talkin' about goin' on eight dates. Pussy is literally $3.99 a month. They all put the number on it. $3.99? We not fuckin' doin' all that- That's not all it's gon' cost in the end. Man, it's a bazillion free pusses out here, bruh. Don't listen to him, bruh. If a motherfucker would rehab a crack house, well, you can find some pusses out there. That ain't all it's gon' cost. The money you think you pay up front, that's the down payment on the rest of the bullshit that's finna come along. You not finna- I just wanna run into the camera like a nigga selling the seminar. Dude, you wanna have free pussy in your life? Buy my book. My name is Carlos Miller, and I was born in the 80s. We used to get pussies just because people liked the person out. Don't subscribe to none of this shit. Eight dates. Three books. $24.99. Call right now. I'll cut the price in half. Eight dates in therapy. Stop paying for money. You got a suit with question marks on it. Remember that dude that used to kill that thing? Gotta get free money from the government. People use the toilet to do this shit. So that's the key. Eight dates. I bet. Eight dates when you're getting no money. I know, I can't speak for the fellas. I'm steppin' my datin' game up, and I'm goin' for some shit that you only see on TV. I'ma wake a bitch up at six o'clock in the morning, and we gon' drive two hours to Reynolds, Georgia, so she can watch some motherfuckers make orange juice from scratch. Take a bitch bird watchin'. It's a date. Take a young lady to a hay rat. He bein' funnin', but that's gon' show you how she gon' start talkin' to you later on. That's him, cause if you takin' her to do some shit like that, listen, if you takin' her to do some shit that's outside of her element, and she come at you like, why you brought me to do this stupid ass shit? What if you go... Yo, this how she gon' talk to you when stuff get tight in the future. Stupid ass nigga? You gon' get the same stupid ass nigga from the, what you say, watchin' make orange juice. Same shit. What if you fuck up? Go to a haunted house and y'all both get scared. What? Me and two evildoers. You would scream just as much as you were. Shit, listen, there ain't dates for females, too. Yeah, there ain't dates for females, too. We ain't even with it. If a nigga ever put a gun on you and him, you know what he gon' do, the same thing he did in that haunted house. Man, you fuckin' around and takin' to the aquarium that they wanted them fish jump out that damn tank. Fish lookin' at her like they recognize another one. Wasn't you just here? Fish, huh? All boys to the side, that wouldn't motivate you? No. If you a female that she done experience like some higher level stuff in life, like she done already been to a lot of nice places. What's the logic behind that motivating thing? She done, you done got one, that she done been to nice places. If you don't think you gon' be in the crib like I gotta be the best nigga she ever fuckin' went. So you want a bitch that ain't been nowhere? It ain't. She ain't excited everywhere you take her. Yeah, this nigga stupid. That's the term y'all need to learn how to laugh. Even if you done been all up and through this. Wow. You gotta act like this shit is impressive. Wow, I've never been here. Hello, Lisa. Like bitch, we at Wendixie. Fuck, it's wrong with you. No. So y'all want to be lied to. Exactly. Y'all be bringin' up niggas, we don't need to know nothin' about. Nine niggas can't even listen to his favorite rapper around y'all. Happen? I'm like happenin'. Turn that off. I don't want to hear that. Why not? That's that sensitive shit. We used to talk about that before. Oh my God. Oh my God. Nate, you should take him, took it to one of his concerts, then you would have seen the front. Hell no, because when she go backstage, you feel like I'll catch up with you later. She beckoned up with all the niggas. Eight niggas teach you about a nigga, too, though. You about to pick her up for the show. She already had the show. She game in the sprint event. That's a lot of dates. She came in the sprint event with the artist. That's a lot of dates, nigga. That's eight weekends. That's community service. I believe you might be on the summer though. You fuckin', what if you was tryin' to go on eight dates with the fuck around to find out she ain't even got eight outfits? Really? We back to the blue dress? You get to the eighth date and she like, I think tonight is the night. You be like, well, I don't think so, because you done had that brone at all eight of these dates. Next date is bro shopping. Not tonight. It won't be tonight. I'm tellin' you, it's eight dates is important. Bruh, you takin' on eight dates and she wear the same shoes on all the dates. You gon' say something? From dirty ass F was one. This is relevant. You see her eight different units of time. On the third date, what you say? Let's go to the outlet, Mom. What do you say? Like, let's just see if we can get you some new shoes. Like, at that point, do you even know your size? Because now that's, you ask them for help. That's a great date I deal. No, we just talkin' shit, man. These all hypothetical situations. You don't wanna see my little bag when it's cheap. Eight dates. Eight dates, so. In therapy. Go to therapy. We need to normalize therapy, too. Before something happen, just go to therapy. Everybody got issues from it. They gon' ask you what's wrong when you get there. No, they gon' make you talk about your childhood. In front of this stranger-ass person. What the? It's gon' tell you shit about what you got going on today. This is gon' be, I wanna know how it works. Because I think it's gonna be hard for us. Go ahead. It's gon' be hard, bro. How we just gon' just say what happened? We gon' put our twist on it. Okay, check this out. What if everybody don't need to go to, it's just my dear. What if everybody don't need to go? What if some people had a normal-ass childhood and they good? Then nobody do childhood, right? Everybody for childhood was fucked up. No, yeah. No, if everybody had life experiences that they weren't able to process correctly, stuff just don't went on. It ain't gotta be that you went through a bunch of bad trauma and shit, but. Everybody's childhood was fucked up to them the way it was fucked up. You don't start realizing to get out and see what- To you older than yes. You like, oh, what I thought was fucked up. It fucked with me, I was down by it or whatever, was nothing compared to what some other people might have to go through or what this was or, you know, some shit hit you fucking different. I was just about to say, this bag is your shit. Come on. That's where you at in it. Come on, man. Up to the fucking shoulder. Yeah, shoulder deep. He said some rare shit, though. You gotta say it. If you just named some different type of people and different childhoods, all of them gonna describe some stuff from their childhood or something in their adolescent years that they felt like went right. You're right, but everybody happened to go to therapy. Everybody should go. So everybody, all right. When I say, therapy, though, I mean some sort of confidential source that you can vent to that's not gonna speak back to you from a place of their traumas. Sometimes it's the page. Write that shit down. You know what I'm saying? You tell your goddamn story. I went to therapy already. I went to anger management. You had to go? Yeah, it was part of the probation. You didn't go by what? How long was it, eight days? About two weeks, so. Oh, okay. That's about 10 days. 10 days. Two days short of eight. Had to keep the little paper and make them sand it every time I went. What they told you? What was wrong with you? Why you had to go to anger management first of all? It was just part of the shit. Was you angry? Yeah. That I had to go. What did you say? Now it wasn't like about one of them things what you say, it's like we had to go through this workbook type situation. So you pay the money for the class and then they give you like this workbook. It was just get money. It was kind of like an intervention type. And the people tried to teach you how to manage your emotions. And he had to go to anger management. He went because he couldn't control or manage his emotions. It wasn't, no. I want to know the situation. You see he deflected. No I'm not deflecting. So it was part of the probation where I had to do all this community service and shit. So part of the community service shit any nigga who ever had to do it they give you this long ass paper. You can rarely do the shit all at one place. So you have to go to all these fucking different places and do this community service. So I went to this one class which was like an anger management type intervention specialist. You get what I'm saying? So it was kind of like a round robbing of community credits. It wasn't like I beat somebody up and they was like you got to go to anger management. It was just that type of shit. You chose the one that wasn't you got to clean out the whole folks. Yeah. Some of them you can go and get like double the credit. I don't know the system now, but whatever. I'm good now though. This is wrong for you. You learned so from anger management? Yeah. What you learned? Most anger is rooted in poverty. That's true. That's it. Poverty. Poverty. Poverty is the source of most of our trauma. It ain't the individual events. It's the fucking poverty. And poor is a mindset. Right more than you ain't got it. Exactly. Poor is definitely a mindset. It's more than just being monetarily poor. She is. That's how it sound good, but poor is a place. I seen it. Poor is a feeling. I felt it. They poor is a thought. I have thought it. It's a mindset. Shit. That shit. You poor, that's all that's on your mind. That shit is a mindset. Shit, that's the only mindset you got. That's all the fuck you know. That's what I'm gonna get. Shit. You be poor long enough. You think you like that shit. As soon as you get some money, you start liking shit you never knew you liked. I just wish all hood niggas could experience those cookies from the Delta flight. Those damn bitches would have jumped at the Candidate had they known. For the Biscoff? Yeah. You know what I mean? The hood nigga never had a Biscoff. Biscoff, if y'all want to do an urban marketing campaign, get with me. You gonna have all the niggas going to Trotland? Damn. Tell me y'all ain't got no more bitch-offs? How about you and me got in there like three of them bitch-offs and I'm good. Them Florida niggas gonna start eating them bitches. They gonna hit them dead low. Them cookies, they big. Them cookies, I fuck with them cookies. Go to therapy, eight dates. So you just came here to tell me, basically I'm just living all wrong. Therapy, day longer. And boundaries. I don't have the day longer. Well, you got boundaries. I figured this shit out already. You got boundaries. Yeah, a lot of boundaries. Yeah. Ain't nobody about to talk to me crazy. And that's it. That's basically where it started. You get that one right here, then you just fall in love. You got boundaries. Every year. Yeah. When y'all establish boundaries. Go on top, look this one. Most people from the hood and people who poor, don't, they weren't taught boundaries. See, I see. Like, especially if you grew up in a house with a bunch of siblings, there's no, people going on people plate. I wear your shoes if you my older brother, they fit, have a side. Like, there's no boundaries. So this is stuff that like, at some point it had to click for y'all where I got to have, you know, lines in the sand that I don't know. The first day I went out sad. I'm letting nobody play with you. You got to bring everything back in the house that you took out sad with you. Ain't nobody finna take none from you. That's what your mama told you. Shit, yeah. They done the rules. They fuck with you, pick up a brick. And where are all these bricks, mama? Where do you think it's just bricks? And y'all don't think y'all need therapy. You hear what you saying? No, because without that shit, we wouldn't have never been successful in anything. It's not the actual actions that they was trying to instill in us. It was, like you said, the mindset. Cause anybody who ever been through some shit like that know that people play with you how they think they can play with you. Right. They gon' try to manipulate what they think is, is, you know. You're one of them motherfuckers all the way up. That's cool when you a kid, but when you an adult, things have to be processed differently. But I'm saying this, this is what I'm telling y'all. You can approach it with the same mindset as long as you're not using it for the same context. You can't approach it. If you was out in safe answers, the same way I said when I went outside, my mama said, don't let nobody play with you. Nobody gon' take nothing from you. Blah, blah, blah. Ain't gon' let nobody play in your face. You can take that same mindset and go into a presentation and rock that shit. Kill the whole anxiety, the whole nerves and everything. Ain't nobody finna play with me, I'm finna go in here. You can't take that same, that okay, so look what he described is his mom giving him a conflict resolution strategy. You cannot use that as an adult. That's a kid. If somebody has to get to a point where they tell you, okay, a lot of those strategies that you literally use when you was a kid, you can't, when you're younger, somebody try to take a toy from you or take that same stuff. His mama saying don't let nobody take his stuff. He can what they ask and it'll turn out way different than if you grown as somebody try to take something and it can turn into a whole, you can't literally apply. That's what I said, not the same context, but the same mindset. Explain. I'm not saying like as a child, you gon' let, like you say as a child, you do take the action and put your hands on somebody, but by the time you're in a go and you use the same logic, you know that there's a consequence. But most people that don't drop off, they right not. It's my mama saying hit you back, you hit me, I hit you. And then they both in jail. You can't, you can't assume that everybody got the same level of intelligence. No, I'm telling y'all the majority of what's going, I can say this with confidence. Like when you get into, when we speaking on just poverty, a lot of the urban community, they literally carrying around as adults, the same lies they mama told them when they was young. That's why you see so many people in jail, in spaces where they gotta go to anger management cause they took it literal. You know some people gotta go. They gotta learn that way. I don't wanna co- I'm not gonna rush out. Everybody, I'm speaking for niggas who are us, you know niggas, niggas normal, you know what I'm saying? Some people do need to go to therapy. They done had some terrible tragic type of shit. And some people need to go just cause they need to learn how to express their self and they have things on their mind and they got trust issues and whatever, whatever the case may be, there is no definite answer for that. But some people not going. Some people just gonna be fucked up and be. Some people that ain't gonna go. Yeah, you just regularly. Okay, let me ask y'all this. Y'all know. You're not saying that I am, I'm just saying. I'm just, some people just. For a lot of people that don't have a therapeutic source, somebody that's confidential, they use the internet now. Right. And so. Some people use this show. Ain't that crazy? This is therapy for some people. I am a therapist. Therapeutics. Ladies, rub your titties if you love hip hop. Just the shit that they wanna see me say. And I'm not knocking therapy. Therapy is great. No, therapy is good. Ain't man, there's so many different forms of therapy. It's therapy just taking care of yourself. Sometimes cleaning your ass and getting your shit done. Literally. And they gonna teach you meditation. They gonna teach you to quiet your thoughts and meditation. But smoking marijuana, that's a form of meditation. That's why I be hot. Listening to music, it's a. Look, I be hot. So now you, now you go to therapy. No, that's my therapy. It showed me how to separate my thoughts from my emotions. Yeah. I give the best apologies when I'm hot. Right. It's therapy. I'm telling you, it's a form of meditation. For people to actually, some people, I'm telling you they can't separate what they feel from what's real. This is why a lot of people, they'll only be able to work certain type of jobs all their life. You ought to think about this. Pilots that flop planes. That's all I can do. People that manage large amounts of money at investment firms. Anybody that have a higher level of positions in life, they have to be able to manage their emotions and separate what they feel from what's real. This is why most of those jobs, they have to go to quarterly therapy. They gotta go get evaluated every so often to make sure you is operating in the right space. Otherwise, you can't do this type of work. And the only people that can go around and just fuck therapy. I don't need shit. I'm gonna just do how I feel, how I wanna feel. Take them saying, philosophy, some childhood, people with low paying jobs. Cause you ain't really gotta think. You ain't gotta do nothing. Anybody depending on you, don't know about your life, depend on it. You can't be no brain surgeon going to work and you mad at your bitch. You ain't operating on a nigga brain. You think brain surgeon? You think brain surgeon? You think brain surgeon? You think brain surgeon? I ain't got time for this shit right now. You're a motherfucking liar. I ain't got time for this goofing shit. It's a motherfucking entertainment. Give me my phone, bro. Give me my phone. You think that ain't happening? You gon' miss it. If you don't take therapy, separating, and managing your emotions for real life, you ain't gon' get no successful positions in life and shit like that. You can't be an important person if you can't do that. Even you think about people who do public speaking in them big seminars, people like Grant Cardone and stuff like that. You can't be up there mad at your bitch, talking to your people up there, three out of five. Man, them motherfuckers take zendis before they go up there. I'm not really, whatever something they gotta do, you cannot be a woman. The motherfucking them took a whole 30, a part 30. If you want money, all you have to do is manifest it. I remember when I made my first million dollars, my father-in-law gave me the money and I started investing money and I started selling calendars and then my calendars make 27 million dollars because I'm white and then white people do anything in America. Don't buy this seminar if you're not white. I only want to sell this to white people because it works for time like when you're white. If you're in America. Everybody been to report a fraudulent charge on their car. If you're a regular white person in America, you can tell everybody else how to make money. That's exactly what happened to me. I took advantage of all the racism and white privilege and now I'm selling you shit that'll never happen. Go to my website and I'ma charge you $60 to continue to my other website. That's right, rich dad, poor dad. The whole point of that fuck is that you don't fuck women who already have children. That's how you get rich. In America, if you're white, make your own kids. Stop recycling these little- This nigga is stupid. Whatever, man. Y'all don't want to hear this shit I been talking about. It's because of the black. When you started tapping into it though, you learned about like generational wealth. You learned about multiple streams of income. Well, they eliminated us off the top. We black, ain't no generational wealth. Yes, you've created it. We've been generational wealth. You've created it. You've created it. We've been fundamental wealth. I feel a lot of pressure on me. There's been 20 generations of you motherfuckers. And now I got to say this to them. Now that you got it, kid. What you niggas been doing? Tell the story. Man, fuck this family, y'all. Generational wealth. And when you start listening to the different people, even when I see them out with white privilege, you start to get an understanding for what matter, things like credit, because you can leverage it to put yourself and your family in a better position. Like, we don't have these conversations. Even like a lot of white people, by the time they was 1920, they already had a perfect credit score. That's because their parents added them on their credit score, paid on their credit report, on their card as an authorized user, paid their shit on time. By the time you get 1920, now your score is already good. That's how you get your jump start. Generational wealth, understanding, the only way you can see money is to create multiple streams and, of course, live off of less than one or one of them. Now there's gonna be a thousand white people in the comments. That's bullshit. I work for everything I have. You fucking blacks always think somebody gave her something, man. I went to college, I studied my ass off, I went to Iowa University State Tech College, got my degree as a nail tech, learned how to draw blood and became a phlebotomist. Now I'm a surgeon, bro. Nobody gave me shit. If you want something in America, grab yourself by your dick hairs and pour yourself up. Grab your pews and pour yourself up. Listen to us, I don't know who this chick is. She's kinda hot, but she's fucking crazy and she thinks that's how America works, man. Who's in here? I'm telling you, man, y'all gotta tell me. What one of the kings say is very insulting to tell a man to pull himself up by his bootstraps and he doesn't have any boots. But you know what's even crazier? He said that one, that was cold. But you can't, give me my piece of it. You can't pull yourself up by your bootstraps. If you don't have no fucking boots. No, no, no, period. If you have bootstraps. How would you grab the bag? Nigga, you're flying. Nigga, you can float. You are a magical negro. If you can grab your boots and pull yourself up, nigga. But they listen, you taking it too little. But no, we got a question here. That's what it used to mean. It used to mean something impossible to do. They repurposed this shit to use on us. Like, do some impossible shit, nigga. Like, it make it seem like, hey, if you just work hard, they can do this shit. You ain't never pull yourself up by your bootstraps cause nobody can pull themselves up by their bootstraps. It's impossible. If you could, you could fly. That's why that's my partner right there. This is why you gotta tap into multiple streams of income, understanding credit, generational wealth, management of emotions. Eight dates when you dating people so you don't have boundaries so that you're not, you know, it's so many people that they are victims. Like they mindset is that someone is always doing something to them. Everything is somebody else's fault or just life is happening to me. But you know what's happening to you now is basically the results of your decisions one to three years ago. So of course, this type of mindset has to be developed in order to like come up out of shit. Literally, and this is the stuff that we ain't talking about. This nigga having an epiphany. Nah, your voice be coming in shit. Keep going, attention on shit. Go to therapy. Get an understanding for credit. And listen, for y'all urban people, stop naming all these active streams of income as if these are multiple streams of income. Y'all be telling me, I do how I do nails, I'm an esthetician, I cut grass. All this stuff require your time. It's only a certain amount of time in a day. Multiple streams of income is based on active versus passive. Meaning you want streams of income coming in where you don't have to trade your time for money. You want the money to flow in, things like books, stuff that you've already created a piece of work and people can rent it from you or buy it after your time has already been put into it. But all this 19 different LLCs and all of them require you to show up. That's not multiple streams of income. Are you not winning, nigga? Real shit. That ain't even no stream. They got a koi pond. You with the little fish, nigga. You got to spend so much time, like that makes sense, because time is money once you get, especially. Active income is where you go straight, trade your time for money. And if you only got so much time in a day, just cause you get a bunch of different hats, if they all require your time, you always gonna cap out. A bunch of different hats, you always gonna cap out. That's the weed. That's the fucking store slogan. Welcome to Lids. A bunch of different hats. You always gonna cap out. And then they can pull the shit on his head and walk out the door. When did you pitch that to Lids? Lids, fuck with us, man. We started no cap campaign. No cap. No cap. No cap cap. What kind of weed is y'all smoking? It's called eight dates. You got to go out with the weed eight times before you go out. I'm from St. Petersburg, Florida. Shout out to them out. Shout out to St. Petersburg, Florida, Pine County, y'all little Tampa Bay area, Florida. You can rap. It sound like it. What kind of rap you do? That makes sense. What kind of rap? I'm saying like, you got to ask, what's your weed? What kind of, they ain't the different types of rap. It's gangster rap, gospel rap, Christian rap. You think I do gospel rap? You said that. Ain't that wrong with Christian rap? I ain't saying that was wrong with it. I said, you think I do Christian rap. Do I say it comes as you are? They ain't what the church folks said. You can Florida too. You got to have some of your neck. And know it'll be hard. If you ain't no pussy ass nigga, you Lord God, stand up, you hear me? I want everybody to walk to the front. I've got the chopper for the Lord. It's in the don't ass sack. I'm about to get baptized. What's the types of rap? What else? What's the alternative? What's alternative rap? Emo. How'd it go? Well, they need to be singing sad. You know how they be singing sad? Like Juice Will. Oh, okay. I wouldn't do it, but okay, yeah. That's what that's called. That one song? Yeah, but he be, yeah. All that shit rap. And then you got like, that silly ass rap, like party music? Silly ass rap. Or silly ass rap? It was what? It was a silly ass rap. That silly shit. You what? That silly shit. It worked. Get silly. Get silly. I really don't remember that shit. The dance floor, silly ass. I was in court with that nigga man. We had tickets together. Oh, that's rap. Rap is rap. This is a lot of different genres though. I don't know if you fuck with this then cause that shit busting. I had to eat it. I don't eat bread. I do. We see. They know I fuck with it. This shit that started when I used to work at Domino's, now I just had to eat this shit like once a week. I don't know how long that's gonna last. Can I sue him if I'm gonna dip into this shit? Don't eat the bread and the rice. It might be, y'all. You gotta show some right side of the face. Why don't you eat the pizza? You're the first nigga I ever seen eat pizza upside down. Why you gotta turn it over? What is it about the back? I tried to tell you I was a different nigga. But whatever piece you done ate, it's been from the opposite side. It is how I'm gonna pop tart when I first looked at it. I was about to say, nigga, what the fuck did Domino's got going on, nigga? They put some pop tarts in here with the pizza. You need to stop eating pork. Why? Cause it's not good for you. No, this shit ain't good for you. No, it's not good for you either. No, it's not good for you. Everoni B. Know what name? It's pork. With some beef juice. Add it. Everoni is healthy cause it come from the elbows. It's got eroni in it. It's macaroni, basically. You don't even know what's in it. Peppered macaroni. I can't stand it. What you trying to tell me? Hey man, I'm a brown man son. We a special kind of eroni. Make a daddy feel proud. Why you think pork is not good for me? Pork is not good for you. Look, look. It might not be good for you. It's not good for you. That's what I'm saying. Why you think everybody gotta do the same shit? No, listen. Let me tell y'all this though. About diet. Look, our experience on this earth is gonna be different. It is. You gonna not eat pork. It is, bro. So check this out. If we all stopped, what's the point? So everybody could be healthier. How the fuck would we know if don't nobody eat it? Listen, we already know enough from the generational curses that we already seen. What if motherfuckers still be living the same motherfuckers like, I told you I need to eat this shit. I'm here, too. I'm eating this shit by myself for the longest. I'm still here with y'all. I don't understand. Why y'all keep trying to prolong life? You ready to go? That's stupid. You ready to go? No, I didn't. I'm ready to go. I'm just like, let me go. You ready to go? No, you ready or not? No, you won't. I'm before when I go. You're trying to go sooner. I'm before when I go. I can't stand him. We didn't get to have a game. He's lying. He's like, why you didn't get me? I'm good. I ate before I came. What y'all got? You got some pork and pepperoni and shit in your back. You know all the pigs that die go to heaven. It's not healthy. It's not healthy. You sure? Start with pork first. Eliminate pork. Then work your way. So what you eat? What meats? Seafood. Just seafood? Just seafood. I'm on my way to be in the vegan. So you eat fish and shellfish. But you know a lot for black people. She killed more people than pork. What you mostly eat? So how? What's your meal plan? So when I eat it, it's a vegetable and a protein. You talk about fish, like tuna. No, like fish, like salmon, sea bass, like fish. That shit ain't even helped. For a lot of the fuck it is. Sea bass is good, motherfucker. It's healthy. It tastes like you're swamming some butter. It's good, but it ain't healthy. Sea bass is healthy. I'm telling you, it's healthy. They get that shit from the melted butter factory. Listen, most of us ask her. That shit just swam through movie theater butter. God damn, that shit is creamy. Most of us as urban people, we get our diet from, you know, our parents, they get it from their grandparents. It go all the way back to when we were slaves and we was just giving scraps and parts to animals. This what make up like a lot of our diet. Who the fuck is we? Y'all think we all the same? I mean, if I eat seafood all the time, like, I would. Y'all remember how to trick me into this slave shit? All of us was no goddamn slaves, man. What's your favorite foods? Oh, shit, what I eat? There ain't anybody in this room would tell you, I don't eat the fucking four things, so. What you eat, what you eat, what you eat? I literally eat about four, five. What is it? You just, I ain't telling you, so you can just, you need to stop eating that. Then it'll be two by the time you leave. Come here, try and change my life. I'm older than you, leave this alone. That's why you need to change your life. Little fuck up dude, how you gonna tell me and I have already outlived you? You just was born before me. That's the same fucking thing. That's not the same thing. Now, we was born the same time and I died before you did, you outlived me, but you, you were just born before me. No, I mean, I had a life and I was already living before you were even conceived. I'm light years ahead of you. I done forgot some shit that you ain't even learned yet. Now this niggas sound like my daddy. They shit do be true. The shit we forgot be important than the motherfucker. I ain't even know what you're at. Wish I knew that shit, I didn't know no more. We important. Trust me, I've been up the porch. The porch ain't what's killing motherfuckers. That ain't even it. What's the same lies that make niggas sleepy? Yeah, it ain't the pork, it's the Johnson, the Johnson. We as black people got to stop using so much fucking baby powder. That's what's killing everybody. Don't nobody want to talk about that. Ain't the goddamn bacon. It's the Johnson and Johnson baby powder. That shit giving everybody a council everywhere. You use the baby powder with the tuxedo man on it. Don't use no baby powder. That shit ain't good for us. Something about the chemistry in black people. I best stop having them hit me with that. When I was a little kid, I remember that. Putin' the pot on your neck. Yeah, don't do that no more. I remember my dad said that nigga bumped up like motherfuckers with itching the shit. That nigga dead serious. All right man, y'all don't want to hit the shit that's really takin' us out. It ain't the food. It ain't the goddamn meat. It ain't the pork. No. It ain't the beef. It's some of the food. It ain't the fact that we cook all the nutrients out in the vegetables. That's what I'm gonna say. We ain't got all the vegetables. The vegetables ain't got all the vegetables. Y'all are using their own terminology. They ain't ever had these vegetable cookin' ass niggas all in the comments. Yeah. I cook my shit at 115. Nobody gives a fuck. I'll have you know my carrot tastes like meat. Man, eat your grass and shut the fuck up. So listen, as you get older, you have no concern about your diet. My diet? Your diet. I'm being serious. Listen, the older I get, the more I eat what the fuck I want to eat. You know what I mean? The niggas out in the scene, I hear them living right and this is the same thing. I don't think I eat enough to eat bad. Like especially now. Like I got a baby now and that shit is I can't eat some shit because he sleep. Like he sleep wherever the fuck he sleep. I can't turn the air fryer on. Like I can't have no beeping with the microwave out and tried it. Like it's either I'm going to let him sleep or I'm going to eat. So that's been my goddamn diet. So I can have a little pepperoni. You had to bring back round to the point. She act like I got a barrel of pepperoni over here. Man. No, but as people get older, we should care about our diet because the idea is, you know, everybody's going to die, but you don't want to end up like in those fucked up positions health wise as you get older. It's, it's, listen, we can joke all we want, but when you get older and you hurting, you in pain, you fucked up, you can't walk your knees. They tell you about you got gout, high blood pressure, diabetes, that shit worse than a nigga that's just old. But guess what? You was born with that shit. You got shit to do with what you eat or drink and none of that. You're going to have that shit anyway. That's why when you have a baby now, you can look at the whole damn DNA even. Credit creator, baby. You want the blue eyes, with the long legs, all that shit is already in you when you get here. No, it's generational curses. It's cause we repeat the same eating patterns as the people before us. That's why we end up with the same shit. They got shit. And we, okay, I'll say this. We eating the shit wrong. We eating the shit wrong. We eating the wrong shit. You can't eat no big country breakfast if you ain't had no big country morning. Like, like, like, like. Listen, he let him finish though. He telling the truth. Right, because the big country breakfast, right? So you, you was in the country, you was on the farm. Your ass already had to be up. It was up at three. And you're going to earn those carbs all day long. And you working, you working, you working. So the amount of carbs you consume. So the big country breakfast is really your motherfucking dinner there. This nigga's a genius. Because you got to get all that shit back up in you after eating it. But we see it up there. As a person from the country. Hold on, hold on. You a fusion of that shit. Because if you a country person, you're supposed to have a big country breakfast. But what I'm saying is, that's because you have it. Because that's how you have to have this shit. Exactly. So if you stop this shit. You're going to die. No, no, no. Listen, what I'm saying is. Your grin that ain't this shit. His grin that ain't this shit. No, no, no, no. You didn't do the work. You ain't did none of the work. You ate a big country breakfast. You was a city nigga eating a country breakfast. And played PlayStation. You feel a diamond nigga. You did ate a big country breakfast. And they ain't get out the house. At all. You ordered a big country breakfast. All day. Ooh. Niggas. Big country breakfast. That's what I'm talking about. What I'm saying is the fuck is up. I'm not about to sit here and try to reach out to these motherfuckers. That's what they want to do, fuck it. That's what I'm at anyway. I'm 38. If you want to fucking keep doing that shit, do it. It ain't no week. We can't save a massive amount of y'all. Fuck it. Some of you niggas is going to do right. And some of you niggas is not. I don't give a shit either way. Basically, that's what I'm saying. Some people going to eat pork and all that shit, and they going to live just as long as the rest of the motherfuckers. Some of them people. Exactly. Some of them motherfuckers going to be vegan for two years. And next thing you know, they going to be asking for a piece of your pepperoni. Everything is a fucking trend now. Try it. Stop telling people you're vegan. Nobody gives a shit. Y'all just love to keep announcing that shit. You know I'm vegan, right? You know I don't eat that shit. That's how I'm feeling to be. Nobody asked you. Everything else about eating is what started to hurt. You need to quit eating that shit. What? Because I need two of my rims, bro. You should have had your rims. Hey, continue to your diet. You're right. Oh, listen to those. You're right. Have you a salad. This is food. I remember when they used to think sandwiches was healthy. Remember these sandwiches? They could sound like a subway ad. Look at the sandwiches, bro. They never stop eating sandwiches. They start just taking shit off them. What if it's not the ingredients? It's the construction of a sandwich. Take one of the pieces of bread off. Anything you eat in sandwich form is automatically unhealthy, nigga. Booze eat healthy at the house. Fuck around and find out them sandwiches that's on the lettuce is worse than the bread. They got them burgers that they put on two pieces of lettuce. Find out that shit is saying what's killing you. The lettuce is what's killing you. The lettuce absorbs the grease. It actually is. That's worse than eating french fries. These motherfuckers say you're only supposed to eat three french fries. I'm through living until they even know I'm in the middle. The mental work is you don't want to be disciplined. Talk to them. They're the same people who told us. You don't want to get disciplined with your diet. The flesh non-vitamins is going to keep us from breaking our bones. They's the same for the Flintstone kids. 10 million. You're the rest of the kids. I'm not sure it's more than 10 million kids. You know how many black kids wasted a birthday gift on them goddamn vodka? You know you're my one friend that just go get no vitamin. Nigga, I used to eat them bitches like sweet tarts, nigga. Nigga, they were sweet tarts. Now that you know, you're grown enough to eat them. Same people who made your favorite candies was making them Flintstone vitamins. 10 million strong. They'll love it. When you ever drove fans a Flintstone vitamin factory. What'd they keep those at? They got the nerve to put a real warning label on them up for do not consume more than two. This doesn't have nothing but vitamin C. I eat half of them before I die. 15 milligrams of vitamin C and some dime attack purple on it. See, he talking about this stuff on commercials, though. I'm talking about going and seeking the knowledge for yourself about the food you eat. The knowledge is a lot. You alkaline though. All that knowledge is a lot. OK, so let me just say this. I bought them books. That shit ain't even printed straight. It's a lot. Listen, let me say this. God damn lot. Explain why. Explain. Just. This shit's pretty pretty, man. Not reasons niggas shouldn't eat pork. Nigga, print this shit straight. Most of the book is half rock the page. Well, listen, explain why. Explain why when you grow food yourself, it go bad in a week, maybe two weeks tops. But if you bought in canned good form, it could last for years. I'm about to tell you why. Because your ass don't know how to farm. You didn't pull that shit out the ground too early. It ain't even good to eat. Nigga ate a big cup of breakfast and done it off of y'all. It ain't nobody out here farming shit you want to eat straight off day farm. No, what I'm saying is, so you telling me to stuff in the can is real food that can last that long? Nigga, they have a scientist that come out there every morning and touch that shit and be like, mm, progress on Scotty. This is going to be delicious. Yes. Deservatives. Thank you. For chemicals that they put in the food. That shit is delicious. Why you don't never mention that part? I don't want no reason. See where I'm going with this little shit? You like canned food, is it? I literally teach you so much on this. What canned vegetable you like for real, bro? Nothing. Nothing you eat. No. That's anybody in this room. Hell no. Why do you eat? Don't make me say that. Why you eat y'all? You know you eat. First of all, I drink a lot of liquor. It's damn good. Damn the list of shit there to keep you looking young and healthy. I will, but I'm telling you, all that shit is fake. What do you eat? For you. What do you eat? Food. What do you eat? It ain't the like fried things you need to be eating. Okay, please, what else? Outside. That's an exception. That ain't even in my normal diet. Okay, what the shit is that you eat? Damn. What? It's bothering you? Yeah, I don't know what you eat. I got to say to you, you have to be a vegan. Go ahead, you're doing it wrong. That's not it. It ain't it. It ain't vegetables. All them vegetables, they selling out here is fake. I hope you know that. You see he's going to explain that can good shit. I don't have to. What vegetable? All of them, all of them fake. The good ones. They're not fake. All of them vegetables. Plants are not fake. Vegetables are plants. So you tell us you trees and flowers and shit is fake. I'm not telling you that. What you saying? I'm just letting you know. The vegetables you give them are not real vegetables. That's what you're saying. Yeah, so he's saying what I'm saying. Exactly. Y'all be saying the same thing. So they shouldn't watch their diet. Yeah, watch this. So if you say. So they should watch their diet. And you can agree that all the vegetables are fake. Why the fuck would you switch your dad to eat all fake food? I didn't agree that all the vegetables was fake. The vegetables in the cans and the vegetables that have GMO, all kind of shit being sprayed on them. Scientists genetically modifying them bitches to be able to last longer so that companies can make more money. Yes, this is why you're supposed to watch what you eat. Eat organic, try to grow your own food. All this stuff is relevant. That's what I'm telling you. There is no such thing as organic shit. All of that shit is, they got to come from somewhere. That shit they sell in there. No, it's growing. You grow it, but you just don't put the chemicals on it. That's what makes it organic. Go grow your own food. Organic mean is a little bit. It's going to be nasty as fuck. And you're going to go right back to eating. That's what you're getting me. I can't believe I wasted 13 months on this shit. Two squash and four cucumber. All right. It sounds good. Until you go to the doctor and they say, tell us your family history. When someone wants you. And then the doctor might come in and say, hey, yeah, you ate that fruit and that shit was poisonous. Shit you tried to grow at your house. Yeah, you spray that shit you learned on YouTube on it. You don't put alcohol on your food ever, sir. When they ask you explain the illnesses to your family. Exactly. Not all of them mental. What if I come from a family full of healthy, crazy motherfuckers? They ain't good. They just fucked up upstairs. Strong as ox. Bad shit insane. The craziest vegans you've ever met in your life. Healthy as a horse. Plenty of energy. Nobody can take them down at the mental institution. For security guards to get my uncle Ned down. Him in the big Simone dude. He used to break handcuffs like this. Beat up 12 police officers. Stuck a police stick up his ass. Turn that nigga to a pot, sir. So you don't be crazy. You learn about managing your emotions. So you better deal with life. For you end up like Ned. Exactly. Turn that nigga straight to a pot, sir. Pay attention to your diet. You should pay attention to your diet. But treat yourself. Eat some bad shit too. Because if you don't never eat no bad shit, the good shit ain't gonna work. I mean you gotta give this shit something to do. You can't just be out here taking medicine all the time. You gotta put some bad shit in your body. You gotta eat some pepperoni pieces. So when you go vegan, your body can be like, man, you remember your Steve Pearson shit? It's the last piece of boo-boo. And this is gonna be the latest after this. You know who would fuckin' agree with you? Who? Ocho Cinco. Yeah. He said he eats McDonald's every day. One of the healthiest niggas you ever seen. You can make a catalyst in your body. Where you can't get hurt. Because it's bad for you so it makes you tough inside. Listen, when you make it, if he make it to an... That's what he said. When you make it to an older age, if he makes it to an older age, when your body starts to meet, you know, it's demise. Like, all this stuff playing a role in the quality of life when you get to that point. This is, it's important. Okay, so you're saying, if you twerk a lot in your 20s, and then you eat right, that your knees still gonna be good and... If you eat foods that actually promote bone health, it's stuff like... Yeah, octails. No. You gotta eat shit like that. No. Shit with bones. No. Bone broth. So listen, I teach a Zoom class on diet, right? Most people don't understand, like, you only supposed to eat to get essential nutrients. Most of the stuff that we eat is for, like, recreational, just socializing, just, it's literally just more carbs. That's why any diet or any time you're trying to get healthy, they tell you to watch your carbs. Because, of course, you just consuming more than what your body actually needs to function. And most of us nowadays, we live off of convenience. So we're not doing a lot of physical activity, like how he was explaining it when you grow up in the country on the farm, you getting up at the crack of dawn, working all day long, you burning off all this stuff. We're not doing that. You're burning that down with the bone in it. Yeah, we not, we not doing that. They should eat a breakfast like that and then go in the salon and just stand up behind a chair, putting on lace wigs for seven hours, eight hours. Nothing ain't burned off, that shit just sitting. Who is we? People doing this shit every day. Who are you trying to say? Just people in general. Urban people in general. Poor people, this, my point is, these are the conversations that our community has not been had. White people talk about this shit all day long. Okay, we done it. Yes, they do, they have come. Listen, people don't be talking about this shit. I'm being around them. Listen, Star Wars was the greatest movie ever. Did you see number 16 when they had R2D2? He has a brother, but he only shows up in episode nine. That's the shit white people be talking about. What about, dude? Bring some bacon, you fucking douchebag. What about when we leave? Eat some hot, dude. Eat some hot white people for the chop parts. We gotta stop eating so much fucking bacon, man. Let's give all the bacon to the plate. We made a meal, you know, pork belly. Dude, we gotta sell it to him. I bought a bunch of expired pigs. I don't know. White people don't be giving no fuck. See, that's the thing about the white people. They don't give a fuck what other white people doing. No, they have these conversations. I'm tired of being grouped in with y'all. The black community. All these years, stagnation. I can't leave this. My fucks get together in two weeks and get some rights. We can't get our shit together after 900 years. This is why we're all talking about this. Who represents the black community? What's the number? Where is the building? That's the problem. And some shit happening right now in the black community. We don't have shit but Facebook. No, the problem is these. Every time some shit go down, they calm down the entertainers. That's who represent us. The problem is we need to have these conversations more often. They don't never have any entertainers doing no politics shit unless they run it for some shit. You know black people, I did. Yeah, we're down there. Invite you over to eat and be like, you better put some yams on that plate. I'm alive. I was talking about this shit, though. Therapy. We do. Dating and getting to know people before you just fuck. No, that's backwards. We have 300 years of research to let you know that that's not true. You can debate it all you want to. We got a whole bunch of kids walking around with a lot of mommas that feel like they bet off without daddies. Them people chose to have them kids. Stop acting like these people are accidents. No, I ain't saying they accidents. It was done on purpose. But it was done to be used as a pawn based on emotion. You know how many listen. Let's just be real for a second. I counsel people all day long. Like, I get paid for them to get a phone call. I'm going to show up at your office and protest. I'm going to count everything you say. You make the right decision. SIGRAMON, SIGRAMON, SEXY TOO! You just be like, you just want to save everybody. Some people going to listen like, one thing you did say that was 100% correct. Some people going to listen, some people not. But the idea is you to keep giving information so it becomes the norm that you talk about this kind of stuff. OK, look, give them some information. We done gave it to them. Eight days. Look, eating a lot of vegetables is not prolonged in your life. What? Just like smoking cigarettes is a lot of saving. I'm going to say this, too. I'm going to say this, too. We eating the wrong vegetables. God damn right. We not eating the old people's vegetables that old people eat. Y'all think they ain't eating rutabagas? Oh. Y'all think they ain't eating that fucking sense of green? Somebody throw them a fucking rutabagas and something. You ain't ate a radish? Come on, man. These ain't ate none of that shit, though. All them shit that all people really used to eat. You think they ain't eating that broj out here? That broj, nigga? You supposed to be eating scuffin' alls. Niggas ain't put snap peas in nothing. It's nothing. You ain't snapped a motherfucker, Pete. But you crack open a can. One the last time you seen a nigga with a turnip. Nigga ain't turned up with a turnip. It's so motherfucking long. One the last time you had a beet play the beats, nigga. Beats? Equal beats, nigga. You're not eating the right vegetables. Y'all ain't eating no radishes. No. Y'all niggas eating motherfucking sweet potatoes and calling them yams. They ain't yam. Yams look like a fat-ass elephant tail. Yams. Chonk it in a bitch. I ain't seen no niggas with no sassafras. Sassaparilla. Man, y'all is crazy. But they not eating that one. You supposed to eat the old where they at. They not sell it. You supposed to understand what the vegetables or the foods you eat do, like what your body uses. You don't know what rutabagas do. What they do? Shit, they rutabagas. Yeah. That shit get you right. You can fuck something off of rutabagas. Rutabagas while your family was so deep. Come on, man. Come on, man. No, but for real, you gotta understand what the food, what your body break the foods down into. Like I talk about some foods, you know, your body turn them into digestive enzymes. So for people that eat a lot, for people that eat a lot of carbs and like red meat and stuff like that, your body could struggle to break that down. But if you eat foods like pineapples, papayas, certain foods that your body uses them and they become digestive enzymes, they can help break that down. Yeah. I know y'all don't hear them say you have like a bunch of undigested red meat in your system. Eating stuff like that can help digest that. You gotta just understand what the foods do. So that you eat it with a purpose. That's why you gotta eat the rutabagas and shit. Ain't gotta look at your boo-boo. If you wanna just get it all out, you gotta see if you're healthy or not. You look at your shit. You gotta look at your boo-boo. You look at your shit. You gotta look at it. Hold up, hold up. I'm missing one. I ain't though. Stupid. I ain't though. I know I ain't though. That make these insati-trade clear y'all too. That's the home remedy. Drink that shit. Make it to the bathroom. That out. We might do it for a drug test. I wonder if your body is like, like inside your body. Your body gonna be like, man, come on, I need it these little germs, man. I'm trying to do something with these little stomach germs. Okay, 36 vegetables for you. Go for it. You don't know nothing about these. Go for it. You don't know nothing about these. Black radish. Black radish, the black one. What you know about Okinawan's purple sweet potatoes? Oh, you talk about the big ones. That's what Mr. Miyagi from. That's the long ones. They long. All right. When did nigga ever have some Chinese artichokes? Artichokes are very good for you. How did the artichoke? Okay. All right, come on, let's go. You want another one? Let's go. Fiddleheads. What? Now I ain't never heard of that. That's even fiddlefaddle. Oh, yeah. This nigga dead serious. I'm looking at it. Fiddleheads. I bet. When is the last time nigga ever had some ramps? What is called? Ramps. I might have had some ramps back in like old times. No, that sounds like an awkward thing to do with ramps. See, they had some light spring onions. See? You don't know anything about leeks. Wild leeks. Leeks, I know leeks. You don't know about no leeks. Wild leeks. Niggas used to get twisters on them. Okay, what you know about that dulse? Huh? Dulse. How you saying it? Dulse. It's like pulse with a D. Dulse. Exactly. Oh yeah, it's tubular. Nah, see, it look like cabbage, but it's actually seaweed. Oh, it's cabbage. Oh. See, this shit pronounced a lot of ways. Some people call this shit yicama and some people call it hicama. Oh, people like California love some hicama. Okay, there you go. I knew you was a well-traveled nigga. There ain't nothing about some water chestnut, some crest or some shit. What you know about it? You know, all people call it, see, this ain't nothing but a little, what you know about cold rabbit, nigga? Huh? Cold rabbit. Rabbit. Cold rabbit. All right. How you rabbit? It's like a mix between lettuce and cabbage, but it's got some other shit growing on it. It's rabbit? You can eat it raw or you can cook it. What's it called? What is it? Some people put it in a salad. I can't tell if he said rabbit or rabbit. No, I'm gonna show it to you. Let you look at the list after this so you know I ain't bullshitting. It's called cold rabbit. That salad's a whole bunch of shit. We got some cold rabbit in there. Okay. What you know about Romanesco broccoli? Romanesco? Yeah. You talking about the Russian niggas? No, it's Romanesco broccoli, AKA Romanic cauliflower. Yeah, it looks like regular broccoli. It resemble regular broccoli. Uh-uh. It's actually cauliflower of some sort. It look like some shit Super Mario I eat. Dude, it is dick power up. Okay. Do you know what salcify is? What is that? It's a root vegetable. Salcify is the family. Nope. Uh-uh. It's in the family. It look just like a brown stick, but it's a vegetable. What? That's what it says. It look just like a brown stick. The vegetable is actually related to the parsnip and it's tasted in a, it's a very versatile vegetable. Why we not eating these? Y'all think I was a lot of y'all right off the list. Because of our culture, because of generational curses. No, it's racism that's keeping this good shit out the hood. When the last time you ever heard of some sea pickles or some pickle weed. Sea pickles and pickle weed sound like some shit. But you see how it, you, that can just be. That sound like weed. That could just be Google. You ain't, you don't get certain internet just cause you black. You don't want to say it's being kept. You sound like you need to eat some sun choke. You don't even know what that is. Look like, look like ginger. You're right though. What is this? This is the top foods that Negroes don't eat anymore. You don't even know what tomato pillows are. Tomatoes. There you go. Oh, nigga. Look green tomato, man. Make for some excellent goddamn sausage. This nigga, he is so gangster with it. Dip it in there. White asparagus. White asparagus. White. They all white? Or they got like. Two white people, no niggas. So they got like that little green on their head? No. He ain't saying that shit like a little kid that asks you to spell a word that they can't spell. Nope. Never had. Tiger nut. Tiger nut. How you spell it? It says tiger nuts make for a good alternative to nuts as a snack because very few people are allergic to them. And they also tend to be high in fiber and very satisfied. Tiger nuts. Yep. Help you go to the bathroom. You know about tiger nuts? I didn't know. I didn't know that terminology, but when he said it's high in fiber. Bruh, they got some shit called noble that look just like cactus. Everything look like cabbage. He said, you said cabbage or cactus. Cactus. Oh. They got some shit called a yard lawn. That's another vegetable. Apollo broccoli, aka broccolini. Broccolini out of hand broccolini. Niggas, this shit sounds like a cold ass rapper. You had broccolini before? I know. He come with the sea bass. You didn't have broccolini. You had sea bass and broccolini? Yeah. Y'all doing it bigger than me. They'll pair it up. This nigga to my cute. No, you see, I was surprised you even knew about the sea bass. It's like this nigga said, this nigga really eats like four, five, nine. I fucked with this sea bass. They tricked me. I thought it was regular bass. And I was like, this thing came from the sea. For me. Give me two more pieces of light bread. I knew these pieces was bigger. Dragon carry. Yeah. What is that? You need to get you a vegan wife. No, I don't. Then she'll cook. She gotta eat this meat. I need it. Shit cook all kind of good shit for you won't even have to think about it. She'll put it together for you. No, she won't. What are you, what do I need a wife for? What, you don't want no wife? I'm telling you, what, what, what, what, what, what? Tell him what the bottle say by the man that found the wife. What you, what made you come in here and say, I'm gonna put a wife on him? You don't want no wife? I didn't never say that, but what made you feel like I needed one? A man that found a wife found a good thing. And a man who found a wife didn't fucked up. He was doing good. Don't listen to him. Don't listen to him. That shit ain't, when the last time you seen him, a happily married black man. You ain't. Shit get quiet. You don't think it's very many happily married black men? Hell no. You agree? You can find more fucking. You can't be in the pictures. So you wanna be, you wanna, you wanna grow old alone? I can't speak for people. Let you, let you tell it ain't gonna grow. Oh, I'm just gonna eat up, run into my motherfucking legs, fall off and then I'll be straight. Don't worry about it. I don't like how you concerned you are about me. Baby sister. Right. Pepperoni in the system, baby, don't tell her will I need me some insulin. That's what they for yelling. Don't eat bacon. Cause you'll be shaking. Give you Parker's sons. I don't listen to him. Damn. No. Whatever. Oh. I appreciate it. Seed companionship. Why? Where your husband at? Right there. That's him? That's why he been laughing at your head. Cause he sick of your shit too. The nigga wanted a piece of that pepperoni piece back in my throat. My brain. Back there I'm like, what? Shit. Boy, if I was, I might walk back there and get me one little boy. Baby girl talking about this sassy prayer saying shit. She been threw away. Oh my man. He was in charge of it. You think your nigga don't sneak off and go get him a junior bacon cheese burger very quick? Bacon, nigga. Shit. Extra bacon, please. The nigga just eating naked bacon. With the burger. I get a side of the bacon. Oh shit. Man the car washed shit. You used to wash the car down. You tell that shit like you done did it before. Boy, she get in the car and look key fall between the seats. She reaching there. Who the fuck in there eating bacon in here? That's a beef jerky, nigga. She wake up, she smell the bacon. Oh, she see it in the little greasy paper towel. It's coming out your pocket. Did you cross the same thing in here? Hell no, hell no. Watch this. Watch your diet. Watch it. It's important. Right. Pay attention to it. Please watch it. Aim to be an auto-didact. Self educate yourself. Don't just take what they give you in school, high school, elementary. Don't educate yourself. Go ask somebody who more educated than you. That's how you got fucked up the first time. I hear that you know everything. He got a point with creating people, creating circles around you, people that, you know they say you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room, so you definitely want to be around people you can learn from. But stay in there a few more minutes. Don't leave immediately. For what? Shit, sometimes it feel good to be the smartest motherfucker in there. Tell them some shit they didn't know. Oh, you know how many niggas think they successful because they in the room of a bunch of unsuccessful mothers. So they successful in the motherfucker based on the room name. They got to get out. You the best of the worst. Yes, and they be excited about that shit. I'm killing these niggas. They suck, they suck though. They not good, but I'm killing them. Yeah, but you got to play somebody else. That's actually, that's what makes it, I get that. I'm telling you, that's when you in the room where everybody got $40, you got $200, so you spread it like cold at black cross your arm, you killing them. Don't do that. Got to get in better rooms, get around people that, you know, can teach you some stuff. But they not going to let you in there because they know you don't know shit. People just like, hold on, let's wait a few more of these underprivileged idiots to get in here. You're going to do one out of three, throw me out. No, you got to be a positive person. You got to have your traumas and all of that stuff handled. You got to be able to manage your emotions, to get in rooms and actually learn from people that got more going on because they ain't going to let you round them if you a stressor. Not at night, but they damn sure going to ask, hey, who mans is that? Y'all know, buddy. Don't think just because you in the room, you about to stay because somebody will politely walk over to your hands and be like, man, you got to leave. Don't nobody here know you, bruh. And you looking at my nigga bag, too. You mean, bruh, man? You gonna make a nigga go back to the other house? Niggas should never been here. They got a room for unsuccessful people, too. What goes on in that room? Nobody ever talk about what's going on in that room. I bet it's some great ideas, just no follow through. You think they gonna come get us? No. This is it. Why you think they gonna come get us? Now, you know, when people with an unsuccessful mindset, they usually always want to be right. They value, you know, day feelings over everybody else's. You can't really see stuff from multiple perspectives. A lot of that shit, it make you procrastinate. It stop you from being able to act on, like, good ideas and stuff. And they can easily receive fear. Most people that, you know, they fully capable but don't apply to itself, they take on other people's fears. You say one thing about an idea they have that you feel like gonna go wrong, they ain't gonna do it. That's why I'm not afraid of these things successful for real. You gotta stop being afraid to fail. Niggas already be failing. Yeah, fail. That be the problem. It just, the fear tack on top of that. So you actually just be complacent where you at. Cause it's like, you're not doing well at all. And then you're afraid of this idea not working. If the idea don't work, you still, you already fucked up. Niggas ain't doing well at all. So, you give your one, fail forward. Fail to that shit work. Now, you know, it's really one. And then you give one, you know you get another one. You know you get another one, whatever the other one. Not if you're still out here, not eating your rutabagas. Amen. Import. You gotta mix them together. Black radish. Come on. Broccoli. Come on, man. Love Dorsey. This your first time in the trap. Don't let it be your last time. Anything you wanna leave us with today? Eight dates. Leave us with something else. Management of emotions, do therapy. Watch your diet. Multiple streams of income. More passive than active. Change your mindset. Hell yeah, cause your way ain't working. Don't be so nice to them. Let them know why. Tell them, your way is not working. Stop educating yourself. Clearly you are misinterpreting them people's information. You ain't heard shit them people say. Stop receiving them. You heard what you wanted to do. It did what you wanted to do with the fucking thing. I'm gonna tell y'all some real shit though before we go. Most people don't realize how you receive stuff, like how you interpret it, how you process it in your mind. That shit is a reflection of what's going on within you. So a lot of people don't realize their responses, the way that they do, take information and respond to it. It comes from what's going on within. You know when they do psych studies they take certain pictures and videos. They'll show them to a bunch of people and it's a reason why some people will look at it and see negative and then some will look at it and see positive. It's all what's going on behind the eyes. There you have it folks. Everybody ain't built like that because I told you we give people too much credit. Some people have limited capacity up there and there's shit we can do about it. Limited. Limited. Mind said it'll never change. Hey man, you can't pour nothing in the full cup. Damn sure. Man, work on self. Man, everybody has the ability to change their mind set. Hey, but if you already like yourself, stay who you are. Don't keep changing because you're gonna fuck around and change to some shit you shouldn't have been. Sometimes you just gotta leave well enough alone. Oh, I can't wait to change. You already a good person. Nobody out here trying to be a better person. I can't wait to change. Stay good. It ain't another good thing. That thing is saying it's like it's a plot to get somebody. No, I can't wait. I'm gonna have so much. Sometimes you just gotta leave well enough alone. Don't do all that extra and shit. I'm acting so different that I'm gonna be the pratt tip. See? Just one put on. I'm not even gonna grow it naturally. And I'm gonna make you treat it like it's real. Shit like that. Yeah. And I'm a direct shit. I'm gonna wear all type of old vintage clothes. Yeah. But you know what you said it. The idea is life is an ongoing journey to get to know you. So you're supposed to get to a space where you like you. That's when you really start to see, you know, things for what they are. Sometimes. Sometimes. I'm just saying, man. People who don't like theyself, they can't see clear. That's a fact. People who don't like themselves know more about themselves than we ever will. They might be doing us all a favor. I don't like me. Yeah, I probably got to know them too. Hey, man, don't even talk to me so negative. Don't be so hard on yourself. No, man, you don't know. I'm really a piece of shit, man. I see why you don't like him. Don't make me tell you how bad of a person I am, man. Trust me, you don't want to know. But yeah, man, that's just the type of shit when you're going over him. This has been another great episode of the 85s episode. Man, take us a, what do people say? Man, take us some pictures, man. Who phoned it in? Your cat is phoned, bang. This is an original piece. It's called Fuck Raid. I was in the bathroom doing my thing by the rags. Next thing I know, cough, cough, gag. What is going on from my dad to my mom, the owner trying to evict us? He set off a roach bomb. Life as a roach. First of all, we don't crawl. We got legs, too. We in the bed, too. Oh, shit. He almost stepped on my head, too. Life as a roach. There are crumbs under the refrigerator, crumbs on the counter. There is a loaf of bread. That's what I said if you ain't scared to be seen with the lights on. Life as a roach. As a roach. Please don't get us confused. We ain't no fuck-ass aunts. I'm a motherfucking roach. I crawl up your pants. Don't ever go to sleep, because we'll crawl on your head. God damn it. Cousin Johnny didn't make it. That nigga is dead. Shit. Hold up. Wait a minute. He just on his back, and his legs still moving. Once the lights go off, we got to get his ass moving. Life as a roach.