 Oh, and look at that. We're back. Wow. We're back. Part two, section two, perhaps the second half of the 50 Anniversary Super Chat catch-up. Um... What a Super Chat we have to begin on, by the way. This says, I'd say Lord of the Rings has some of the greatest plot armor ever, but people don't care because the movies are good. And Boromia's death doesn't count. Does it have a lot of sorrow? I don't understand what they mean. Do they mean that Boromia's death doesn't count as not plot armor, or an argument against the fact that there's plot armor? I don't know. I mean, it has to. Of course. As for what? I'm sure there's a little... Well, the biggest one I can think of is when they charge into the Uruk-I at the end of the Helm's Deep fight. That's... If that, you know, was started and finished in, like, 30 seconds, I'd maybe buy it, but they're there for a long time. And there's not many of them, and there's just an army of Uruk-I who are all poised to just attack them. Do they ever... Do they ever get to, like, the bottom of the ramp? Or is it... Do they stay on the ramp? I forget. I think they get into, like, the main amount of them. So I've always thought, like, I don't know if they survive on that. Like, that's a tough one. I need to check it. I don't know that you're gonna, like, 12 hours of storytelling with massive epic battles ever get to a place where you could say, there were zero instances of plot armor. That's really tough. Yeah, I just... I just have to check and see, I'm not sure. These are particularly skilled people, but I... Does that... It's been a while since I've, I guess, watched it and kind of focused on that. I mean, maybe there's a little, but I don't remember it ever really... Seeming like there's a lot. You know, it never stood out to me, but maybe I just never noticed it. Yeah, I'm trying to think of any other more blatant instances, but it's gonna be a handful. I just... I don't think... I think people might misconstrue that they're excused as opposed to, no, they just counted alongside all the good shit, and so they don't... It doesn't average out to a bad score. Yeah, it's not like a binary. It's not as though you have one instance of plot armor and everything's ruined. Lightsaber through the belly? Plot armor. Well, it is if you survive easily. Yes. If you survive without any consequences, whatsoever, yeah, it's plot armor. It's just... It's not even... It's just shit storytelling, really. What's the point of having an event play out that's meant to be dramatic if it's without consequence? Yeah. Uh... Yeah, I mean... Yeah, what is the point, Rags, do you see? Between getting sliced in half and you're alive and falling down a bottomless pit, you know, and getting stabbed through the chest and... Lightsaber's just suck. It's not a really great job, but... It just went into space. It doesn't end to space, eventually. Yeah, Lightsaber's become more enemic as weapons, haven't they? They don't seem as powerful, which is interesting when, in terms of visuals and sound design, they definitely sound beefier. Remember when Obi-Wan Kenobi had to hit a stormtrooper twice with his lightsaber? Like, you hit him and then hit him? Yeah, yeah, that's possibly the most frustrating usage ever in all of Disney Star was seeing about a lightsaber do that. That's just not right. Not... Not after everything else you've seen. Yeah, I feel like we just go right through flesh. Like, battle droids are maybe just thin enough, but, yeah, I would... I don't know. But even the blast stores, right? Qui-Gon, he's stabbed right through. Yeah. I mean, think about General Grievous. It took him a while just... It was pretty effortless to chop their arms off. Lightsabers are incredibly powerful. They were really thin, though, yeah. They were, but he is General Grievous. You'd presume that he's a bit sturdier than a regular battle droid. He's a General Grievous. But with... But with how... Nothing is classified in him. They are thin, that's true. But if they're made of metal... Well, like, the blast store I always really liked, because I'm like, the sheer mass of metal with two layers of, you know, doors closing in on it. And he's able to stab through, like, straight, but having to, like, move it around takes, like, some effort, and it starts to melt it up, which is insanely hot. The amount of time it would take to really do that, you know, with things like blowtorches and whatnot would be insane to heat things up that long. But even with the lightsaber, it takes a bit of time for him to get through. And he was going to get through, that's their concern. The droidek is arriving. You're like, why don't you just give all of your robots that shield? It seems to fucking disable Jedi, essentially. I mean, why not just use the force on the droidek and turn him around or something? They have shields. Shields make you immune to the fall. Oh, interesting. This says, I would give up Star Wars forever to save EFAP. To be fair, you're not really giving up much at that point. Yeah. It's like, oh no, no more Disney Star Wars TV shows. No ring movie. No Mandela movie. But hey, you have EFAP. Thank God for the last Jedi since we got this podcast. Hail. Hail. I guess you can say that, yeah. You know what we were talking about? It's true. I care more about Mola-fringing rags than I ever did in Lair. I love you guys and I accept my current timeline. Wow. Yeah, thank you. And you know, there's good things about the timeline. Yeah, I mean, if there's anything we learn from the flash, it's that sometimes things, you can't solve all problems. You gotta accept your lot in life or something like that. Yeah, you gotta do stuff. That's when we lost like $200 million. That's... Poor little movie. I'm sorry, Mola, but I would be written in last minute and give you an EFAP plot armor and prevent you from making that choice. Well, I did say by the end of it, I wasn't actually sure what... Because the thing is Star Wars is so hugely influential, but it kind of goes both ways in terms of its downfall slash maintenance of being... You know, I think, like, Luke is still inspiring to people because they try to not think about what happened to him before. I mean, that's me. I kind of just... It's like, yeah, I guess it's canon, but I don't think about it. I don't think about it much. Oh, you know, when you watch Predator, you really don't think about the Predator. Nobody does. We've had this conversation before, right, where I said that I find it harder to square away something like terminated dark fate compared to Genesis. I can easily square away Genesis as this clown movie. That's not canonical, because, like, dark fate's a bit harder because it's got... It's got the legitimacy of having the actors, yeah. Well, I mean, Arnie's in Genesis. He is, but Linda Hamilton and Arnie are both in, you know, dark fate, right? I mean, I don't know if I take any more difficulty with both of them. I have learned over time to be more fended by dark fate than Genesis. Maybe I need to re-watch Genesis to train my mind on that. Yeah. Genesis is terrible, but it's like a clown movie to me. You know, it should be a complicated... I don't appreciate the idea that it's, like, super easy when Genesis just decanonizes Terminator 2. It just says, nah, it doesn't exist anymore. Yeah, but that's... And Terminator 1. That's kind of the reason why I find it easy to be like, no, you're the one that's not canon, whereas dark fate doesn't... Well, you can say that about dark fate. You can say that everything flows on after, like, Terminator 2. Wow, I guess, and then the re-contextualizer could maybe have Sarah felt about her role in Terminator 2. Yeah, of course, because T3 is better than dark fate by far. Yeah, of course. Salvation is better. The dark fate creator was like, haha, we're gonna decanonize T3, and it's like, okay. That was done in a meta sense as opposed to in-universe. I don't even know if that's better or worse. It's hard to say. Star Wars is the husk of a dead god that eFap has settled in and formed a thriving up-and-coming city. They can make more movies, there's only one eFap. Right. Thank you, Ryan. Maybe one day Star Wars will be good again. Who knows. So Ryan doesn't like IP, he watches Hassan streams? Oh, maybe. Who knows. Oh, that would be a bad thing to find out, wouldn't it? How many, like, super famous celebrity people watch Hassan? Because there probably is a couple. There's gotta be some of them. Statistically speaking, there's gotta be some. Yeah. Nine hours in, 15 to go. Oh, well. Not bad. Still not done with the first of the three streams. Yeah. The last jet I was the first time I disliked a movie I saw in the theater. It made me go on this long week of self-discovery where I thought about what I appreciate in film. And now I want to become a writer. Yeah, that was the first film that you saw in theaters that you didn't like. I mean, you know, there's a lot of people who just don't do film like that. They do film as, you know, it's always gonna be fun because ultimately you went there to be entertained. But when it fucking pisses you off so much, you're like, you just broke my mom on my meter. And now you need to rethink the whole meter. No, I get you. It's just the first movie. It's like, yeah. I've seen some shit movies in theaters before. Well, it's the thing. I feel like my POV on partially judging storytelling, I just don't remember when I didn't. And I feel like it's because I was spoiled because I watched too many good things in a row. When I was super young, my dad picked him all out. And I kind of want to like go back to then and ask him what movies he didn't like then because these days he's super skill about it all. The fact that he showed me ones that I considered to be all-time classics that we would all consider that way, have be like, how did you figure it out? What kind of system did you use? Well, yeah, there's got to be some kind of scale. Otherwise, you would have had in the mix, like other Lamer films, you know. I still remember he was like, you know, alien aliens and then he was like, yeah, there's another one. I was like... Yeah, exactly. The fact that Alien 3 stands out as being not as good. What does that mean? Hello, EFAP crew. I just wanted to express my gratitude for helping me through tough times. Happy 250th episode of EFAP. Thank you. Very much. Hope you're doing all right. Happy 5th anniversary and high rags. Hello. And thank you. I love this guy's videos. Also, hi, Nutsa. The plot armor is sometimes okay, guy. Oh, you annoyed me. Yeah, that video, it did sort of deteriorate the longer it went because I guess I still don't know what to make of it. There are aspects. I think the thing that I find frustrating is I expect better than just normal opinions on writing. You know, when it comes to a writing advice channel, like, oh, you should facilitate conflict beyond just, you know, life and death and that that could be presented as like a revolutionary concept. It's weird because you almost argue, wouldn't the life and death stuff come later? Like basic drama is going to be non-life and death most of the time? Again, I think it just stems from that kind of writing advice. And, you know, if that's the kind of advice and you hear that and that like surprises you, I would say that that is a case where you probably need to expand the genres that you're reading because to me, that just, that strikes me as I only read stories that are predominantly, that feature action that deal with like, you know, end of the world consequences, big battles and stuff like that because, you know, when you look at like a romance novel, how often, you know, the stakes going to be life and death rather than relationships or people's identities or things like that. It's, yeah, it's a, of course there are other ways to facilitate conflict that just life and death. And also there are a lot of ads in that video too because we had the, there was more than one, right? There was like an ad and then there was, there was the book and then there was Nebula. Nebula. Nebula. Nebula. Neblombo. Last action hero, eFap reaction, when happy five years. Maybe someday, that's probably a movie that would work for it. We'll do an Arnayock. Arnay. An Arnayock. It's four in the fucking morning. Yes, it was at that point. Oof. What a great special vision. A great scene. What a scene. Well then guys, on the five years, long live the moosa and also high rags. Hello. What are your five worst places to suddenly keel over? Mine are at a titty bar, a kid's birthday party, driving on a busy highway, a funeral on my own wedding. Um, those are bad places. I feel like a titty bar and your own wedding doesn't even like compare, you know. I also, I feel like none of these, the one that'll always win out is the example of one in there. Yeah. Just the driving on a busy highway is like the worst five are all going to be related to how I could actually hurt people because I'm dead. Exactly. Like presume I'm a pilot or something and then I die while flying the plane or yeah, on a highway, I'm like driving a big tanker truck or something filled with petrol. And then I die or I'm performing open heart surgery. And then I die and fall down and drop the scalp with them there and they can't find it. It would be a tragedy to die at like it's wedding or something or your own wedding. But um, yeah, I don't think it compares to you dying and then you kill a bunch of people as a result. Yeah. I suppose you wouldn't know. Oh, you wouldn't know. It'd be like, you know, when a flander shot homer. Yeah. Going to press the button to blow off the core. It's like, yeah, I guess, well, I guess he did know right because he went to heaven and then that then they found out that he would have found out there that he blew up Springfield. Uh, plot arm is bad. That's why it's good. Okay. I wouldn't even say that's what the video. No. Well, I wouldn't even say I could tell you what the, uh, the video was really saying. I feel like that video kind of, I think we got kind of cocked by that video and it didn't even really tell us. Wasn't the first time we got that night. Yeah. Yeah. That's not a great. And he was very a bit about it. He was like, how did you watch my video? I'm not going to tell you that. And it's like, oh, your shit. Fuck you. Final Fantasy 13 is one of those bad games that once you really get, oh, once you get really good at it, it's awkward, simple mechanics. You can start to have some fun with it. The art design graphics and music are objectively good though. It's very well produced bad game for whatever reason. I love it a lot. With what game? Final Fantasy 13. 13. I remember when it came out and it was not spoken highly of. Everybody was saying that it was lame, that it was way too linear, that it wasn't very interesting. But that's, yeah, that's what I've heard. It's just one of the more disappointing ones. Yeah. Batman had a crazy plot armor in the Batman. We've only sort of taken his own fucking head off. That one was strange because I didn't need to do that. No, they did not even a little bit. And then there was, you know, walking down the whole way of getting blasted with a million bullets. It's not necessary, but it looks cool. Well, yeah, it looks cool, but I mean, if one of those guys aimed up or hell of the bullet just ricocheted. I feel like that's a lot of lead flying through not a big area. I feel like it's a guarantee that at least one shaving would have gone into his mouth. Like, oh my God. Where's Madficot when you need him? This would have been because of all the flash references. Very good flash videos. I don't think he can be summoned on command though. Flash can. Depending on. No. Does he have a bad signal or what? Flash signal. He doesn't have like, I actually don't know. I was just trying to figure out. Until they ring the flash phone. Flash, all right. I'm not sure how he does it. I guess Alfred contacted him in the flash at the beginning, right? No, I guess he gets a phone call at the lab or whatever and they're like, we need, wow, they wouldn't write because then that would compromise his secret identity. I don't know how he does it actually. I don't know. We need you the flash. The flash. Captain cold is wreaking havoc. Look at him go boy. Is it cold? We are captain called a Mr. Freeze of a team up. No, but captain cold. There was a Mr. Free skin and then just two because captain cold was in that game. So you could play as Mr. Freeze. They just have the same moveset though. All right. Which, you know, it's, you know, getting a little bit more because I know a complaint that was made about injustice one and two is that you could say that they're DC games. Sure. But there's a lot of Batman characters. Yeah. There always is a lot of Batman characters, you know, whereas Superman had Lex Luthor and doomsday and like Green Lantern has like Sinestro. It'd be like, yeah, Batman's, you know, he's got Bane Poison Ivy. Like Deathstroke. Wow. I guess you could say that he's Batman adjacent. Yeah. I think I talked to you before though about how the Rose Galleries aren't necessarily that fair. Like, of course, Batman's is going to be the best one because it's going to have the most developed everybody and either against the best hero or one of them. It's Batman and Spider-Man are at the top. I always would put Batman above. Well, who's third? Third would. Well, I mean, Hytop said it was the flash, but I feel like probably encourage the cowardly dog, right? It's probably Superman, right? Because you got, you got Brainiac, Lex Luthor. Pharoah. Dr. Jibble. Lobo. Like there's a, there's a... Do you think it's coincidental the top heroes just in general also happen to have the top? And the longest running? Oh, well, maybe X-Men. But I don't know if that's fair either. I'm not sure if that's fair. Yeah, X-Men, Rose Gallery and X-Men. It would be, it would be, if you said like, who's your favorite hero and you said X-Men, it would be like, well, I mean... Well, which one? Yeah. Cause yeah, cause with X-Men obviously you got like Magneto, Mystique. The Sentinels is like an entity. You could... Bolivar Trask. I'm gonna wait, I'm gonna know what I can't name more. Oh yeah, Striker. The Blob. There's a, there's a big... Yeah, there's him. Peter Dinklage. It's a thing, like that Wolverine game that Insomniacs make and you can have a, you can get a whole bunch of, in fact, that might be a good example, right? Cause with the Spider-Man on PS4, they had the Sims to 6. And you think about a lot of other heroes, it's not easy for a normie to think of 6 villains that you could put up against them. Spider-Man's got that, Batman's got that, Superman maybe you could say has that and other villains probably do have other characters have that as well, but it's just not as well known, you know, Iron Man's super popular. How many people could actually name the Iron Man villains, which is kind of a shame, isn't it? People can't. Is this because of the fact that... Thanos? Wow, those would be Avengers. Villains, so. Is it more so because of the fact that just they haven't had as many mainstream movies made about them? And so public consciousness just can be their way. Well, that's the problem, right? Because with Spider-Man, even if you hadn't known anything about Spider-Man, but you'd seen the Raimi films, you'd know about Green Goblin, Doc Ock, Venom, Sandman, and like that they would kind of stick with you as well as opposed to Whiplash or what was the name? Killian? Old Rich Killian. Old Rich Killian, man. What's interesting is that you said Whiplash and I thought of the movie Whiplash, which has J. Jonah Jameson in it. That's right. I'm not sure, yeah. Who do you think would be fourth then if we've got Batman, Spider-Man, and Superman out of the way? For me, I have no clue really. This is just going to be down to my familiarity with individual heroes, which at that point would be smarter for me to just start thinking about which one has the most movies next. I guess, again, Wolverine has happened. Well, if X-Men gets discounted then I genuinely have no idea. I don't think I've seen enough Daredevil enemies, maybe, because Bullseye Kingpin, but it's not really enough. Dilt Man, of course. Electra, The Hand. Yeah. I mean, yeah. All I got to say is that I was a decent assortment of characters. I'm thinking, I feel fantastic forward, because you got Dr. Doom. Galactus, right? Well, Galactus is probably more so associated with Fantastic Four then. Yeah, again, that one almost feels a bit unfair because he is kind of like a broad Marvel villain. Because Cap's got, you know, Cap's got Red Skull. They do have their association that looks like Apocalypse would be a broad villain. He's an X-Men guy, isn't he? He's an X-Men villain. He's a mutant. Of some sort. Isn't it that he's like the first mutant or something? And Sabanua. Yeah, I think so. So there'd be... I do wonder who... Maybe the Flash is next. I don't know. Maybe he's number four. It isn't interesting, though, because when you start naming them, you'll have people like rags just cringing out of their skeletons. Because of course they would because the names are just very bad. That's what they do and it's cringing. If he'd seen movies for all of them and they were excellent, those names would just stop being cringe. Or at least they would come close to it. Well, I mean, Crockock isn't cringe, right? Only if the movies made fun of the names. That's modaf. You've got to take the MCU approach. I guess Wonder Woman's got Ares and Cheetah and Max Lord. Max Lord is a hero, though. Not a villain. That's true. Happy Fifth made Don bless. May he bless. No gods. No kings. Only Vab. Only Don. No Vab. I like the idea of Vab having found the rapture. No, well, that works. What did God do with the Tower of Babel? He mixed up all the languages. But Vab, Vab did the opposite. He united us. That's right. He inspired language upon everybody. He's the great unifier. There's nothing to that. Yeah. He gets to be king because he doesn't want it. Vab 2024. I'd like to see Vab on the debate stage. Just looking around at all of these candidates. When they're all introduced, there's an empty podium and they go, this is Vab. They just pops up and he goes, hello. Hello, hi. I'm Vab. I am Vab. Just tuned in. Can tell this is a lefty nonsense by the hands gestures. Hi, Sitch. Hi, EFAP regulars. Love you all. Is that a thing? Lefties use their hands. Lefty hand gestures. Lefty hand gestures. They're putting up L's. Just finished EFAP 50. I'll catch up eventually. Also, hi rags. Hello. Plenty of adventures ahead if you're on 50. I'm the avatar. You got to deal with it. Wait, is it already on the avatar stuff? Oh, that was mentioned briefly in the video, wasn't it? Yeah. What was your favorite drink and why is it rhino milk? Rhino milk is pretty good. Yeah. You can get an old flavor. I like rhino milk. You guys have a favorite drink? I mean, the honest answer to me probably would have to be water as boring as that is. That is pretty boring. Yes. Well, qualified in that I drink it 99% of my life. Yeah. I mean, then water wins. But if we exclude water, Coke, probably. I like Coke. I like, yeah. A lot of it is super contextual, though, with drinks. A lot of food is just kind of like, no matter when. But I think with drinks, it is more contextual in terms of when the drink is good. I still remember some Cokes that I've had because I had them, you know, at certain times after maybe a long time or when it was really hot outside or during summer camp and scouts or things like that or. Oh, I don't know. Like a really good beer on a hot day on the porch is. I don't like beer at all. Yeah. I hate beer. Oh, man. Yeah, there's some out there that y'all like. You just haven't found it yet. There's so much variety to beer. A lot of beers. But I feel like every time if I'd be presented with that or like not beer, I would take not to mean it's like whatever beer I taste that's like better than the others. It's still like, why am I drinking this instead of what? What am I trying to achieve? And if it's just for taste, then I probably would go with the Coke or Dr. Pepper or whatever. But I don't know. Coke or Dr. Pepper or whatever. But if it's to get drunk, then I'll just go with something that's harder and equally as tastefully frustrating. You know, get the job done faster. But I might go with I do. I do like a like a rock star sometimes or a cold Coke. There's some. Yeah, there's some beers I really enjoy, but really, really contextual. Do you like you guys like eggnog doesn't have to be alcoholic, but just like I don't think I've ever had eggnog before. I'm not really a fan of it. No. All right. Well, I've only mildly exposure to eggnog is like television shows in America that would talk about it. Nobody really drinks eggnog here. Oh, all right. Fair enough. I don't know. I mean, nobody drinks fosters, but, you know, that's Australian for beer. Yeah, but nobody drinks it. People drink like B.B. or Colton Draft or twoies. They don't drink fosters. Yeah, but they do, though. It is Australian for beer. You can go get fosters, but nobody drinks it. This is like you lying about the shrimp on the Barbie thing, which you're like, oh, we don't say that. But I mean, we really do a shrimp on the Barbie. We call them prawns. I just didn't think that we were going to so brazenly lie on this podcast. But I guess we all get one per year or so. I don't appreciate all of this this flak you've given me for telling the truth. Ooh, like an Ahsoka, the flak cannon things. They got flak guns. Great. They're the laser flak guns in space. The flak guns are effective. So clearly you idiots don't realize that Star Wars, a lot of it is based on some like World War Two combat and a lot of flak cannons were used in different combat situations in World War One. So it is, it is a reference and you'd know that if you had media literacy, if you had any appreciation of history. We have never seen flak guns in Star Wars ever. We've also never seen I'd have to double check. There might be some visuals of them. I don't know that we've ever seen flak guns. We've also never seen the rank call before episode six and oh, is that okay? Hmm. Yeah. So think about that. I like how someone out there might think, yeah, it's a compelling argument. Got him. Why are you making these arguments? It's for kids. It's literally for fucking children. Why do you care? Yeah, I win. A dilemma is a difficult choice or problem, often involving two or more undesirable options. But a dilemma is always an error. Hi rags. Five years. Damn. Hello. Wow. Yeah. Five years. How about that? Have you ever seen a time to kill? Do you think black people like it? I don't see why they wouldn't. They're people too. I feel like I'm with his political opinions again. The movie, if it was to release today, it would be hyper controversial, though. People would be talking about it for ages, about what it doesn't says and all that. But I think, you know, I think most people would enjoy a time to kill. They would accept the crazy sort of racist as being something that did have to be dealt with. And they would simultaneously understand the because I saw people, we mentioned it and some people in chat were like, he should have gone to and it's like, it's complicated. He doesn't want to convict then. It is complicated. It is complicated. This one just says for new dragons. All right. Voldemort want prophecy to hear the rest because he only knows the beginning and think it the key to winning also only the seer or it about can hear it. I think this is because I asked what the orb does. Yeah. I think. Yeah. I'm glad I kind of remembered that. I think, yeah, it has to like a prophecy has to be like about you for you to read it. Okay. Now, I'd like you like to talk to you all about the creator created artificial barrier of blockage called nebula. Yeah, they all talk about nebula, don't they? So that they can be uncensored. Do you think they were told that in like the package? Say that because that sounds like that we're noticed censorship. Like, you know, when we're when we're like, yeah, I mean, I can't talk about this, you know, this war that happened or this ongoing thing, this political thing because it gets censored. You go like, yeah. But then it's like, oh, you know, I might get censored talking about like plot armor. Yeah. No, it's not true. It's just not. Um, if you had said like, check out my controversial video about the election or something, I'd be like, okay, fair enough, you might say something. But when, yeah, when it's just like, this is my opinions on the final episode of Game of Thrones, like you don't need. What are you going to say? I'm like, that's going to be so controversial. It'll make me more money. Yeah. That's that's what I don't like about it. So be honest, you pay world what you currently had on YouTube. You found another way to do it and your job apparently it's very effective. Okay. Does the Wolverine have plot armor if his adamantium skeleton doesn't block the newly created blood cells from entering the blood stream? Hmm. Because they come from bones? Science fiction stuff. I'm trying to I'm trying to think of a science fiction answer to that. Well, I mean, adamantium poisoning was the thing that happened to him eventually. I don't think that would be the same thing. I guess it's not, but you could say that maybe that would be an example of how to have the trade off. I'm curious. We could talk about whether or not it should be a thing or not. I have sci-fi rules and all that. I'm just curious, would it be like biologically speaking, if you had metal wrapped around his bones, would he be unable to? There probably is a lot of resulting elements that we don't see, you know, that would be there, right? Probably. I assume so. Complicated. But my God, a cool idea, you know? Yeah. I would think that they were when they made the adamantium stuff, they were like, yeah, we have to replace marrow, this bone growth cell thing, that. So I'm, because we know about that. Yeah, moving on to conversation too, it would they inject him with several very crazy sci-fi things? You know, like what do they do? And it's like, it makes it so all that stuff you're talking about isn't a problem. You know, like, okay. I mean, of course, this is all on top of the fact that his metabolism is crazy. It's not like a regular person. But didn't he get, did he get torn in half by like the Hulk or something? He might have. Deadpool got torn in half by a good old juggernaut. They don't have the same thing going on. It's, it's, I mean, it's, I don't know. I think once you start to get into like, how exactly do you kill these guys? It starts to get like, hmm, I'm not sure. And I guess in that, you know, Wolverine game, it'll just be, yeah, your health bars down, sucks for you, you're dead. Accept it, even if, even if Wolverine could survive like an atomic blast. Yeah, it's something they need to figure out a balance for, because you don't want to make it, you want to make it so that you feel like Wolverine, quote unquote. You want to be able to take a shit ton of damage before stopping. Congrats on reaching 250. EFAP has helped me navigate some of the most challenging points in my life. You've been there as I've overcome a breakup, found a love of my life, married her and become a father. Thank you, everyone. Wow. Look at you live in the dream. Quite a lot. Good for you, man. Keep it, keep it up. Hello. I watched the empty man on an EFAP recommendation and when he investigates the cult and they give him a clipboard, one of them statements on it is there's no such thing as objectivity. Oh, interesting. I'd be curious to, yeah, with a lot of that stuff, you know, you know, said that was an interesting movie. Yeah, not to repeat what we said before, but it is one that I'll remember for being strange and having things in it I really liked. Yeah, I'm not going to forget about it. And I thought a lot about that movie after we had watched it. When are we getting Gotham Knights? That will begin releasing once we have them all completed. The meme is on it. You know, it's like his big project because I would rather we have these arcs completed before they release. Hence the the fabled war movie arc may very well be coming to theaters next year at the beginning of it. I mean, holy shit, you know, been talked about for so long and finally it's arriving. But the same thing goes for the Halloween arcs. We're trying to get them all finished before we release them so that you guys have a steady flow instead of the situation with that woman. But that is simply a situation that we ended up in. And you know what? They're a nice surprise in the way that they're delivered. You have two per year until they're all done and then we'll probably get them out consistently. They're still being worked on gradually. But there's a lot of them. Oh, yes. They are on the way. The Gotham Knights ones are all recorded. We suffered through it and I never want to speak of that show ever again. Yeah. It was fun to make fun of. I was a little worried at first, but it really came through. When Buffy also high rags. Hello. Four years. That is my guess. Return to this when you first see any video release that relates to Buffy on either Mueller or more. My guess will be four years. But we got we got long-term plans next. Maybe once we double the total time if I've been around, that's when Buffy will finally have its due. It'll happen. Rare rags. El Berserk is anti cringe. I guess you called Berserk cringe, did you? Oh, I watched the first two episodes of it and it was pretty cringe. It was like anime cringe stuff. So, yeah, I never really. And you said that knowing it's got one of the best reputations of all anime. I mean, it is what it is. Look at that. That is called courage right there. This ain't no cowardly dog. Rags just mentioned propane, Rip Johnny Hardwick. I don't know who that is. I don't know who that is. No, Johnny Hardwick. No, I don't know who that is. Tizmy Fleams for all. Go the long and high rags. Hello. I don't know if there's a mistake, but this one just says Ember. Hi, all right. OK. Gartic phone? Question mark? Well, I'll wait until the end of part three and you'll you'll get you get your Gartic phone. You've fixed his dear door. That's a great quote. Yes, it's so funny. My favorite part of this new Batwoman episode was more or simping over Hunk Jacob. We always simp over Jacob. He's great. Yeah, this is a pro Jacob podcast. He is quite a victim of the plot. The plot never provides him benefits or armor. He has to work his ass off and then he just gets put in jail. The writing is really unfortunate when it comes to Jacob. Jacob is like the force of the universe itself is really against Jacob. Jacob is right more than anyone else. Honestly, whoever is doing chat emoji patterns with me is awesome. Love you, bro. Yeah, I think we're talking about those little little thing at the bottom makes you spam them as. People people hanging out doing them. That's great. Beautiful. This one just says I've. Oh, I have. Maybe Scott Lang is the Robin Hood slash Ethan Klein of the MCU. Why? The Robin Hood because he steals from the rich and gives to the poor. Does he? I guess. Well, how is that Ethan Klein? I don't know. Ethan Klein lost. England. Did you know that molio is your citizen? Interesting. I don't know if they know. It's 2 a.m. I'm in my backyard with a campfire and there's no less than five spiders surrounding me. Wish all of you well. It is the woods, so there will be some spiders out there. But don't worry. Ask what's going to happen? They'll tell you about real far into the future. Damn. Yeah. She says five of them. Say hello. Hey, you have crew. I've been watching you for more since the watermelon TLJ video. You guys are always entertaining and how expanded my and have expanded my view on writing and got me into writing as a hobby. I just wanted to say thanks. Hi rags. Hi. Thank you for letting us know. Good stuff. Keep at it. Yeah. Happy to encourage your hobby. Happy 250 lads. Feels like it was only yesterday that you were all being called alt-right yachtsies for not liking a movie about space wizards for children. Here's to another year of e-fapping. Oh, it probably was yesterday. Yeah. I was going to say you think that stopped. How cute. It goes on and it's likely worse than ever. Who knows? The internet for you. I need a Vab and Lewis TV show now. We'll try and get it. Yeah. Vab and Lewis. It would be about them play video games. Wacky roommates. He's shown Vab all the greatest games of all time and Vab's loving it. Wow. And this is one episode where Vab doesn't want to finish the game and Lewis is like, you sure? Or you don't want to finish the game? Yeah. Lewis really wants him to play Soma and it just seems that after so long, he just won't. And he's like, man, it's really, really good. Yeah. And then he's like, what an incredible and unforgettable experience. And Vab's like, oh, I'll get around to it eventually, maybe. Yeah. And then years go by and it's like, hmm. Years go by. You wouldn't think it would take years, but I mean, just in the show, it does. In the show, it's like a few seasons, but years have gone by. Years. It's like five seasons. Yeah, five. Five seasons of the show and it just keeps freezing. He just won't play it. Congratulations on your fifth anniversary, guys. Love your channel and all the memes. What do you think about disnoid releasing Mando season one and two on Blu-ray? Thumbs up. I'm sure people will buy it. I want all things released on physical. I don't care if they're crap. That's not the problem. In fact, give me Andal on Blu-ray, please. There are shows up there that exist. Oh, yeah, that's true. But we do live in a world where, like, there are some shows you can't watch. I think I mentioned Willow. Willow is a show that they made. It's a whole season of television. You can't watch it there. There's no way for you to do that. And even as shit as that the series is, like, you don't want all that stuff to disappear, you know? It's not worthy of preservation in some regard. Molar proves he hates chat with more Ant-Man 3. It's true. It's true. I can't deny it. Molar, I've heard you mentioned in the past that you used to play Monster Hunter. What's your relationship with the series these days? Did you play Rise Sunbreak? No. I really liked it, but I've sort of fallen out of the series now. Most of the time I spent was in Monster Hunter Freedom 2 and Monster Hunter Unite. They were the ones I spent. Plenty of time with. Loved them. Great games. Great to play with friends. Yeah, about that. I remember when Rags was just a pup, and he and Wolf used to chase the little devil children around the yard. I hope Toss Pop pays a visit. Oh, those were good times chasing around all those little devil children. A great reference to the first E-Fat movies right there. Whomever is spamming the emojis with me, I love you. Oh, another one about that. All right. Again. Are you happy to encourage spamming of emojis? Well, in the spammy emoji section, I guess that's fine. Yeah, I suppose so. Oh, yeah, that's right. That little flimpy boy down there, yeah. Yeah. Your haters take issue of you criticizing how the Mandalorian keeps getting shot in the armor and yet you don't complain that Batman never gets shot in the head in the Tim Burton movies. Well, interestingly, the coverage for Batman in the Tim Burton movies is like 95% of his body while Mando's is a hell of a lot less than that. It's about half of his body isn't covered. It's absurd that Mando isn't killed many times by gunfire. I don't think there's a scene comparison for Tim Burton's Batman where he's hit with like a minigun and spreading all over him and that it, you know, it doesn't hit him in the head. But yeah, I mean, if someone was to shoot at him, he would, he would need to like put his hand over his face, I guess, or something. It's just the problem a lot of Batman have in the Batman's movies. But no, I wouldn't, I wouldn't stop that criticism. That's totally fair. He's got to be careful because he could still be killed pretty easily if someone shot him in the jaw. I just don't think it's as bad as Mando. Yeah, Mando's really bad. It's one of the worst. I think we talked on the anniversary about whether John Wick or Mando was worse. And it's tough. I think I'm going to give it to John Wick off the top of my head, but they're both really bad. A game that shouldn't exist. Majora's Mask made in one year only because Nintendo wanted one more game with N64 hardware, but it's a brilliant game. I mean, yeah, it's a lot of people's favorite Zelda game of all time. So how about that? How many Zelda games were on the N64? Was it two or? Bring it. How many? Two. Wind Waker, right? No. No. No. Walk Arena and Majora's Mask. How did the games that shouldn't exist come up? Wait, I don't understand games that shouldn't exist. Yeah, was that a thing that someone said at some point? I don't know. It doesn't ring a bell. All right. I cannot remember myself. Congrats on 250 faps. Another great year of content. You guys continue to keep me entertained through these Tism times. Keep it up, you massives. Onwards to 300. Also, Guten Tag Herags. Oh, hello. Well, yeah. Thank you very much. And, uh, glad you enjoy the stuff. I would really like to see how much movies are boosted by the income from people hoping it will be good on their first try. Hmm. Do you mean like the contingent of audience members who consider it a gamble? And if we changed it to they only went to see things that they knew were good ahead of time? Because I don't know. I don't know how much of that would have an effect. I don't know how much of an audience there is on that scale. I assume the vast majority of audience members are just I go see a movie. I don't really care if it's good or bad. And then I leave. Because, you know, movies for a lot of average movie goers is just like this fun event you can go to. You kind of hope you'll be entertained. But, you know, you guys have all met. Everybody has an opinion on the worst movie or movies they didn't like. It's just that most people don't care that much. It's yeah, it's a lot of it is just spectacle or it's super casual kind of entertainment. It's nothing like serious. Here is to rags, the second host of EFAP. Also to Fringy, the third host of EFAP. Cheers to the whole crew and another five years. Hell yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Ah, four years of watching EFAP adversaries live. And I missed the fifth one because I have no internet right now. Thanks to the five years of pausing, looking forward to watching this later. I'm sorry to hear that. Oh yeah. Yeah. Hope you get your internet back soon. Don't panic. All archived and waiting to be watched right there for your convenience. Mr. Moller and Co. Thank you for some of the finest quality rat in the internet. The internet has ever seen. Objectively speaking, of course, is to EFAPing across the supple breasts of the media landscape for many moons to come. Why yes. That sounds great. I mean, what better to celebrate than the fact that we have the marbles coming out soon enough? Yes. I can't wait. I'm so excited to see the marvels. At least we have October first. That can be some fun. Yeah. I mean, there's the new Super Mario Brothers games coming out. Spiderman 2. It wasn't in your video, but Cassie could have used Pimtex to solve the homeless camp issue. She doesn't need Hope's help. Cassie designed and built the telescope. Why did she mess with cops instead? That's actually pretty true. What was her project that she had going to help homeless people? Why was she instead building something that isn't actually going to help anything right now? Remember, she said that this would be a great device to have if ever you were gone again. It's like, okay, but I'm not. And you've been characterized as being very invested in the homeless. Very invested in the homeless. You'd think. Who knows what else you could have made, you know? Holy half a decade, Batman, been watching you mess. It's the full five years. Can't imagine the time you've helped me so much in my life and career. So thank you. And here's the five more years. Oh, thank you very much. Here's five more years. DSP also had his 15-year anniversary stream today. Alone, watching his old shitty videos. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the perfect polar opposite to this stream ironic palpy the perfect polar opposite to the stream I wonder what that would have been hail to all y'all for doing this love it also high rags hello anyone yeah anyone could have fought vulture that doesn't mean it's not a spider-man film yeah I know I completely agree the whole like Iron Man could have been in the quantum realm therefore it's not an ant-man film it's like what doesn't mean anything weird shit have y'all ever played destiny before if so what is your favorite raid I played the first destiny when it came out and it was a second destiny when it came out it was really mediocre was not at all impressed in any way don't like destiny it's hyper mediocre super disappointing I don't have a favorite raid I don't have a favorite anything from those games yeah it's hard for me to feel much of any investment in it I just didn't think it was very good and like anyway it was just so man I've heard it's gotten better so that's something I guess that's what I've heard best coverage this year was of God of War Ragnarok y'all have helped me out a ton of the last few years keep going and high rag but also Fringy by Moeller all right I will say the one thing about covering Ragnarok that was really cool as we got to play scenes in fall yes that was awesome for you let's do that with movies we get to appreciate the emotion of the scenes in real time instead of talking about how they're really good well doing that too I guess I named all six spiders okay these are weird and one of the names is out of Malcolm right interesting and Steve Kyle Damien Vladimir and Marshall oh these are the these are the two that he meant he said because he said the last two are still here and then he said they died already hear that about the pet spiders I'm sorry to hear that as well that Batwoman episode was that an eFap cash grab lol well we watch it because we love it okay yeah we're fans we are the only fans that are still going most people gave up on that show but we haven't that's true but not us not us yeah we are real fans happy 250th eFap gang Phil Mento seems to be making bad faith arguments to prove a point that he doesn't understand I wouldn't I wouldn't even know I don't know there's bad faith he genuinely believes these points are true but I don't know how long I guess the only thing you can say is that maybe the reason why these takes sort of a rise more often is because of a more cynical need to get these videos out yeah it's making different but that's about as far as I think you can push it I think he does genuinely believe that Ant-Man was a bad film because Tony could have been there like around in the night man you know like some of these people I just don't know how much they have friends who challenge them a lot of their assertions right because I have also waited over the past few years on superhero fatigue whether or not I believe it's a thing whether I believe it's happening because of the fact I keep talking to different people who have different definitions and different sort of ways to prove that it is or isn't happening and I find it really interesting to think about you know move on stuff but like if I didn't talk to anybody and I was just like I don't know sat in a particular way it just feels like you're missing out on an obvious huge you know set of information yeah some counters you really don't think about until someone says it to you like oh shit yeah okay that's fair yeah it's just limited capacity of the all brain some stuff is just just like yeah you get this energy that like he just goes with whatever thought kind of like first pops into his head for a video there's no like oh is this wrong should I say this publicly and he just he just does it he just goes for it Kang when the universe he wants to destroy fights back angry emoji I know right talking the anti Thanos apparently year five is the blue balls anniversary yeah I know right horrified so many people don't give us the thing they promise in the videos it's not fair please no more Phil Mento we haven't covered Phil Mento in ages exactly the first time that we covered him people like hey what are you doing he's awesome every time I think it was tomorrow well that was the one yeah cuz I think people will like you too harsh on the underwater one then we did the amount of steel one and people like what the fight you remember his he had the the rules for for action or something I don't remember there was this I wonder if he even thinks about this anymore because I remember probably more than he does it was like a it was three letters and they wreck they represented like you know purpose or it's just some generic set of words and that that's the that's the key to having good action like man of steel there's something like that and it's just like how does that come up in your videos all the time do you try and push for that was that just something you came up with for man of steel and you don't even remember I don't know oh yeah years and years of all these rules right you should have like a massive playbook that you always refer back to well it's his book right I get what you mean though right like that the rules are so there wouldn't be anything approaching a coherent understanding of storytelling would just be a bunch of these rules that are kind of incompatible yep he cash grabbed us the fleam cash grabbed us he did a bit yeah really really did she but dog raises and lowers his index finger to get noticed oh it's like a little emoji oh interesting is that a dog have an index finger when we need him yeah yeah I'm like Duchess from the Aristocats this one says fleam oh and a good fleam to you sir yeah a shilling for the e-fapper meter thank you very much there are two rip Arlene Sorkins here rest in peace I suppose so the dude making this Mario video bring him on wait what video do we what was after oh it was the Schnee one he talked about Mario because he said Mario is really bad and he wanted to know why people enjoyed it oh yeah I mean yeah if you wanted to come on we have one I talked to him about his crazy ideas he's the one that said Marcus was a bad character yeah he's got he's he has some absolute shit tier arcane takes cheaper dog oh yeah all right lads I'm off to bed happy fifth anniversary and I'll be back in the morning and we were likely still streaming probably good morning massives hi am yeah we did have mr. Moriarty with us at the time happy 250 also high rags hello that means we are definitely into part two now not bad as you all you guys are crazy motherfuckers I went to sleep listening to you guys hail to the long man and the fellowship it's funny they say that we were only at what like 13 hours at that point out of the street you guys are crazy it's like we've got a lot to go happy anniversary thank you very much sound bala wating I don't know congrats boys keep being pretty alright dudes also rags you have a place chivalry to I have not no yeah I play chivalry one that was fun I have no idea how good chivalry to is or his reputation yeah I call the quips weed an isms happy 250 gang also high rags hello there probably wasn't the first writer you know alright fine let him have it I guess hey guys I went for drinks got drunk performed a wonderful chunder dragon sleep slept I think they meant a winter dragon that's probably throwing up powerfully oh okay slept wake woke up and saw you artists were still going yes hope you're okay by the way give him props he has a son impression is spot on yours the best to do in a son impressions when he's sleeping it's the real talent for it comes in speaking of AVGN XQC would hate James for being so bald literally poor guy look at the thumbnail for his most written episode just let it go James well he would say yeah that he's he's mad and as a result bolding that's what he would say or XQC if he if he like fully bolds in the next like five years or something he's so sad that's gonna be he's gonna have to don the beanie that's the only choice he has you must on the beanie the fabled beanie the bald beanie of shame the cat Doug voice reminds me of golem oh shit we're on the nostalgic video now oh god that was baffling I wasn't ready for that yeah there was such a horrible take it's a shitty perspective it really is that you have to accept crap stories in the hopes of getting stuff that you'll like eventually really come on we're fine did a marathon on a treadmill while watching the Ant-Man Rage reminded to read Whim by Wild Bo also another shout out to shuniko all right fair enough good stuff yeah whatever whatever that book is all righty Scarface 1983 is better Super Mario movie Hola okay happy 250th massive first time super chat here thank you for all the lol's high rags hello and thanks for the first super chat yeah yeah first it always feels nice when someone makes their first super chat and it's for you that feels kind of you know makes me feel special you know makes me feel special who would have thought that a movie released in December of 2017 would result in a long man a doggo and a frog oh being here today doing this with all of us hindsight is crazy when you think about it oh yeah I wouldn't have guessed I said we wouldn't have guessed I I guess it has a way of I don't know unforeseen consequences and that's what we are we're a consequence no it's not that it doesn't make sense it definitely did however then fold it out but glad it happened we might have lost our stars might have kind of died that day you know at least we have each other right odor said is a meme at this point with one piece fans people misrepresent what he said about something constantly and sometimes quotes are even made up oh well I did see a lot of people find over the quote obviously we're just the video was running off of the quote regardless of whether or not Oda said it you know yeah what does taking pride in your work mean yeah it's a classic classic content of a worse take OST is a filler he did well he did say they are filler and then they are they have moments where they it's still just such a fucking weird portion of the video well the hardware he said cuz remember he also said the soundtracks just by and large are incoherent what do you say exactly I can't remember exactly what he said broken like disjointed or something yeah which is why would you say that what a profoundly retarded thing to say yeah I just I mean a lot of the stuff that I just listened to is soundtrack music I listen to a lot of soundtracks a lot of soundtrack stuff sometimes the games I haven't even played because they're just good so I don't even know what to put it to in my mind they're just really good I guess he was talking about love he was talking about films but he said soundtracks what he said that's wild how does he explain baby driver the soundtrack was part of his character well that was he was talking about score music not the sound track would be my guess yeah yeah there is a difference yes because I get not individual songs that then you know used for films versus something that is scored by people specifically to enhance or calm down scenes that's it felt like he's just really clunkly trying to explain that as a reality and that when you listen to it out of context storytelling well and you shouldn't call that broken out of context that doesn't know because it's it's working as intended but then yeah there was also the part where he said that that's what stories are you know they're in the background until they're not I was like what the fuck like story is all the time it's just everything exactly arcane is a what if of legal legends that's true there's what ifs are everywhere he says it like derogatorily it's kind of weird I mean every movie can be turned into a what if version it's it's you could yeah he said about all stories it's all yeah Vada voice where is er is he safe is he alright I think so he have shelf will sleepy look when they talked about Korra he got exhausted quick it happens you saw Theo he was dying you know just after what was it three video essays that killed him the wisecrack one really fucked him up I mean I understand why that was a painful one oh yeah Ennio Morricone wrote his music before seeing what he was composing his music was played on set of the good the bad and the ugly to set the mood for filming and definitely change the editing for it yeah when you talk about all of the different ways that soundtracks come together whether or not use temp music or whether the music is composed first and then edit it around it depending on the just even the approach yeah like to boil it down to like one approach of yes disjointed it's it's you know it's broken it's filler it's like it's funny as well because if someone said like to explain this bizarre point I have about this let me let me you know level it with you by saying you know you know like when a fish swims up into your toilet and so you have to you have to flush it back down you're sitting there like what the fuck like it's like no that doesn't oh okay maybe I should try something else that didn't work okay not really wait is Duma really never coming back on eFap love my ass off that question funny on me a funny but mean you know I'd have to check the older question is but I could have swore there was less questions this year than a lot of years before it I remember the blasting longer for like I'm trying to get what they were good questions though well yeah I liked a lot of them but I was trying to think of like what questions I would even put on there like what because it would probably be really the funniest memes one are always gonna be like the most interest I have in it but yes he's a he was he was mentioned cruelly you could have put a couple of different options on there okay it was a subject we pointed out of the favorite new guests Jedi Brooks was not an option I don't think which is which is a meanery that's what that is a cruel thing to do I guess he has to go on the next year one now because he wasn't on this year's one if he wasn't otherwise we will she send complaints to the higher office and you don't want that to happen that will send notes to HR after falling behind during eFap 49 an intense grind I finally get to catch you guys live on the fifth year no less it's amazing we made it this far here's to another year you guys are phenomenal don't stop what you do also hi rags hello well I've got no intention to stop at any time soon how about you guys I don't have any intention of stopping I'm already thinking about what we're gonna do for a 10 year anniversary my god what are you really I know I'm so deep in thought right now yeah he was like right now all the plans what you said that he's like we were I had so many oh yeah I mean who knows what we're gonna do it'll be a real event it'll be need for the ages after falling behind during eFap 49 an intense wait I've read this one out tonight sorry but that about who 17 hours still up I can make this last I can make this last bit you can there we go we traveling much faster now who time yeah it just struck me that I've watched eFap for five years I even got married and moved feels like we were just yesterday raffling about rhino milk thanks for always being there for me PS to the dease rags I think I must mean like oh and a bad ease I shall post it here it to the to the dease what is that their fades finish oh it's finish it means a greeting a salute salutation hello salute tear of a dease tear of a dease I have no idea how to pronounce finish stuff so but thank you neither do I um also totally unrelated as we're answering questions I am very casually browsing for a keychain or something to sort of hang on my rear view mirror because the figure that I've had there is just years and years and years old and he's kind of falling apart up there so I'm looking around for keychain stuff and nice I saw this pop up and I can help it be there he is no doc Funko pop there you go look at him he's beautiful I can't they have wisely decided to have his helmet on it's beautiful really I don't know five six dollars yeah yeah yeah you know six by it'll probably six bucks you know or so but yeah that's worth it for all you for all you big Modoc fans out there all of them yeah all those big Modoc fans it's just so many Modoc fans absolutely fell asleep for about six hours then came back to these absolutely absurd subjectivism arguments I wish to return to the world of sleep while you go right ahead yeah you don't have to stay up currently on eFap episode 50 help me I can only say soldiering on many a fun surprise way to go but you can do it happy fifth birthday good people high comics gate all right a Lody howdy long live kibikin's praise be absolutely kibikin's really I mean first off all of his incredible work that goes into the website oh yeah is amazing it's a slick website but also pulling through and having that video for us to watch he had already like I guess downloaded it and had has had a version of his own for us to watch before I even he sent it to me that's it was not watching it and that was like we we want we guys we watch that video because of him that was next level archiving that means that like the idea is that he creates backups because you never know what'll happen to the channels right I feel like if if eFap disappeared an archaeologist just came across the website they would be able to reconstruct the entirety of every frame of pause just based off of that it's like the Rosetta stone plus of our careers the eFap a stone I'd also like to say that they have they have a gamer Korg Funko Pop I'm not looking for Funko Pop specifically they just pop up a lot on the search results a gamer Korg they make them of everything there is a Funko Pop of everything geez rare Funko is a thing that many out there just gotta grab them you know maybe they make like Lego characters that are keychain versions maybe I should get one of those how one thing I'm noticing is that Funko Pops are cheaper than oh there's a Star Wars pride line oh my goodness yeah the pride trooper that is funny with pride colors yeah but it's a storm trooper yeah what of it a stormtroopers can be gay now Fringy how do you let me show you this is what popped up and I was like there's a whole there's a whole line of Star Wars pride thing things pride BB-8 of course pride 2023 deadpool yeah at least it looks like BB-8 as opposed to the like a goofy ass pop vinyl fucked up like as long as I can retain like the look of the character I've ever seen the Wally Pop vinyl I was like that looks pretty good the Wally one would be hard to translate so the more I guess you could call it like generalized look of those characters there noticing too is I'm I'm seeing a lot of Funko Pops as I scroll through there is a Funko Pop keychain for Regal the dragon from Game of Thrones he is $52 okay normally Funko Pops are 10 to $11 but he's 52 and I and that's the keychain so I don't know if that's a limited-time thing or and then they have a Funko Pop Disney Hocus Pocus to the witch mother shop exclusive and that's $35 I have no idea what goes into the pricing of these Funko Pops how many fun goes other in total then there they have them listed on the box there is like this one here DC the flash there's a Wonder Woman for the flash movie and it's number 1334 oh wait why don't you both guess what you think oh did you look oh well let me see I'm looking at one right here to be fair to Fringy because I am looking at it Fringy they have number 1393 is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mutant Mayhem the character super fly so that character is 1393 so now we're all on that we're on the same page fair that's one of my guessing how many how many unique Funko Pops are there I'm going to guess I'm going to guess 1520 1520 okay free I feel like we're getting to the end if 1393 is this okay what is the answer wait what do you say 1600 all right well we're gonna have to do this again because your guesses are so catastrophically low that you're both very wrong oh my god really I thought it would be close if the mutant mayhem one just didn't that just come out there must be a lot more that they must not be organized in that way maybe they start with like one two three for each different I maybe there's been 1300 Ninja Turtles ones which is weird okay I'm gonna guess I'm gonna guess 40,000 I'm gonna guess I I'm not gonna go that high I'm gonna go 3,400 that's an increase I mean they kind of give it away but just like you're both it's like in between both of you the says how many pop figures are there as of 2023 Funko Pop has released about 13,741 pop designs and over 20,000 pop vinyl in total so I don't know exactly what the number would be for unique but we can guess it's over 20,000 probably because different versions have okay yeah because I maybe my numbers are way off because I'm looking at Star Wars the Mandalorian Ahsoka and that is 464 but then I see of the stall was lined you think maybe and I can believe you could squit in this one is like one my hero academia 1008 and then there's a spider-man one here of a spider-man across the spider-verse spider Gwyn and that's 1224 so I have no idea what their number system is look so I'm looking at random images and there's a snake Pliskin one and he's he's 1008 of his line whatever that is like what would be in this what would he be a part of that's this 1008 is like is it just movie characters or something maybe I don't know idea I couldn't yeah begin I want to get any when you know I don't like those dead eyes staring at me except the dead eyes of ours that you can buy we don't have dead eyes well except for ours because we don't have you said except the dead eyes of ours yeah because we we don't have dead eyes bring help me out is that English clear or is it these are you're you guys are a little it's a little dead right yours are just my eyes are definitely not dead they're very alive okay Fringy then we'll gang up on Mahler kind of like Mahler's cuz they're just like red red and glowing maybe they're dead exactly you know how do you know how dead things are red and glowing don't act like you don't know that is a characteristic of things that are deceased you look I what happened what happened to the two robots that Ahsoka tonneau fought in the Ahsoka Star Wars show and she chopped them one of them and then it said self-destruct and then those they glue red sort of and then exploded after a long time to give her a head start what's happening what now I don't know what's happening anymore short circuiting rags no I'm I'm describing the exciting events of Star Wars Ahsoka don't worry you'll get those if I TV episodes coming soon don't you worry about it yes they're on their way thanks for five years boys no problem yeah yeah thank you for you know think for being here and watching them do people generally watch the dub of one punch man I stick to the Japanese subs because I thought it would be funnier slash better if they're watching it with me they're watching the fucking subs and watching the god damn dub fuck you congrats on five years massive has been here since 93 it's getting to the point where newcomers might not be able to start from the first episode and yet they still try appreciate it they're going at it they're the true fans you know taking it on the chin or something 250 guys congrats glad I've been here since around episode 30 ish long man bad hello rags froggie goo hope wolf is doing well hello it's tough yeah British is chud second language English is his first I suppose chud has arrived in the timeline I free I hope you got more than two hours of sleep this time also your art is muah all cast members are you wearing socks right now and thoughts ongoing commando I have some characters left okay so I did get more than two hours of sleep that was a one-time thing for the 150 I think it's three hours that was hellish I was no good like wow thank you appreciate it and I guess going commando you're talking about ration and clank then that's a great game no I don't I don't think that's what they're talking about you know about the other going commando right free yeah yeah yeah right what other one wow is that not an Australian thing do you think or is that not a surely in Australia that was a worldwide thing I thought it was to what I don't know what does that mean I mean going commando means you're not wearing undies underneath your trousers no pants yeah alright ration and clank to going commando it's a pretty cool game it's okay to have an opinion on going commando yeah don't be scared that's totally normal fine it's a totally fine thing to have an opinion on I think it's fine I don't really care obviously the only awkward part is if for some reason your trousers came down in any situation it's like oh so maybe they often do as they often do maybe just do it at home but if you do it in you know IRL just be careful maybe wear a belt yep where about exactly it's a good point Mahler you should wear a belt you should wear belts do people not wear belts I don't wear belts I damn I've managed to survive this long I don't know what it is not an element of survival contact science let them know but yeah I'm okay I will pull back if anything bad happens madness my my position on going commando is I don't wear underwear myself as you all know so it's it doesn't really mean anything to me I have no real strong stance whatsoever on going commando it doesn't really just doesn't apply to me all right so Cosmo variety hour video to end the day why what would you want that no apparently he did a ranking all superhero movies thing recently oh great oh did he are we gonna cover that we don't like an hour-long stream we don't need to cover that oh good we you know that'll be something for us to do to sure yeah yeah I think that I think that would be a nice thing for us to do Ned had a reputation of besting Sir Arthur Dain who was considered one of the greatest swordsmen of the kingdoms however we know that he did not do it solo shown later but Jamie and the rest think he bested Dane one-to-one which is why Jamie wants to fight him true but I was talking obviously about the our position as an audience we know Jamie's better than Ned but the Jamie's not necessarily fully ready for Ned because nobody knows how Ned fights and he's still pretty good he's just not as good as the best like if there was a top 20 I think Ned might make it in but a lot of lists that have for the top fighters of all time for Game of Thrones will put Arthur Dain or Jamie Lannister at the top I can't wait for archaeologists to discover an ancient Rubik's Cube in the pyramids that points to the exact location of rags on a hollow globe happy 250 rags you plan on going to a hollow globe hollow globe that was pretty cool no hollow globe no no the globe that I'm on is it's quite dense yeah but what in the future you you go into like a sci-fi hollow globe to Chang and don't just chill out I don't have any plans to I don't know anything about them I don't know anything about it yeah EFAP TV peacemaker when we didn't do any recordings and I don't really want to watch it I don't want to watch the rest of it and like it so congrats on 250 Fringy not Fringy and definitely not Fringy Fringy what are your thoughts on Halo reach and for also high Fringy hey I mean I think Halo reach is pretty great I think I look for was not as good I'm not big fan of that game actually I think the campaign is not that great I think that the decisions that they made for the story are not very congruent with what came before and the law in particular those changes are dramatic and bad and the multiplayer isn't very good but reach is good okay I was about to just you know clarify I thought yeah reach is good the reach campaign I think it's I think it's pretty good I think it I think it has a good tone to it is one thing I appreciate about it I think it has a good tone there's plenty of good missions I think it's very well balanced as a campaign it feels like any places do plenty of things I think it's a lot of variety it feels like a it does feel like a combination of sort of all the lessons learned in the prior campaigns and I agree the tone is really good because it's kind of persistent and oppressive it's not like the three that came before before I suppose I guess you could say it's similar to ODST in a way but it's similar but I think that I still think my favorite is three my favorite story it's and I really like the first two as well and I like reach I can't I like them all with the exception of I I remember so little of four and I just didn't care for it and I really don't like what they did with Cortana I just can't yeah I did and I never played five and I never played infinite so yeah alrighty I kind of like the meme of Halo Halo 3 reach but you know it's even fun yeah maybe just to say Halo 3 4 that don't make no sense 343 love them one in five men suffer from lock balls through more awareness needs to be made folks survive multiple bullet wounds all the time there are a lot of examples of it in history it's just that it's not the common result of being shot no especially without help but you know I guess they're talking about the the godfather scene like he gets shot quite a few times his likelihood of survival on that it's pretty low and you know but the guy is worth mentioning that video the guy who made it said that he doesn't fully agree with a lot of the stuff he says in that video at this point so interesting be interested to talk to him what does he have to say about realistic violence now I wonder I don't know Napoleon and Caesar didn't have dramatic arcs they just did random things and then stuff happened nothing really interesting or profound this is what I mean this this I don't I don't like the idea that it's like you know stories can't be like real life because real life is very mundane boring or thuds in terms of storytelling so to speak but like well plenty of it doesn't plenty of it's crazy interesting and plenty of it has huge lessons to learn you know in terms of presentation though you might tighten everything up I think we talked about this before I said like if you could go back in time as a you know like a ghost cam in Halo or whatever and you could actually make your own film based on events as they unfolded I wonder what would be the best story to tell when all you have is real life to record you know hmm plenty of options rags or dev in hindsight what's more dangerous a nest of Hydra or crocodiles trained in siege warfare all right say that one more time or if I said it two more times feel free yeah rags or dev in hindsight what's more dangerous a nest of Hydra or crocodiles trained in siege warfare or or Hydra's or crocodiles trained in siege warfare surely Hydra's right they're like mythical creatures that are immune to beheading I mean like surely right I don't know what looks like crocodile trade in siege warfare I don't know the crocodile I mean sure what do we have what are we at this point I feel like the Hydra is probably gonna be more of a threat yeah and then they follow it with you guys should replace Oozaloo with Fringian moller and finish that campaign Fringian moller and finish that campaign I well do you have Hydra's campaign or something or crocodiles to siege warfare is this a reference to an old campaign ages I just are crocked out yeah I'm sorry I just can't remember yeah I'm sorry I just can't remember the reference to that one there oh good rags what makes good rat oh that's a I I have forgotten I have forgotten what makes good rat it's been so long well the next one says I'm upset maybe they were preemptively responding so didn't like your answer oh well that in my defense that was a long time ago and I just remember that brown table video was being memes so it's it's really tough to remember what the actual purpose of the video was I watched the flash with my dad and it was cringe and embarrassing he thought it was the best superhero movie ever made and better than spite of his tool all I like the idea you're like oh it's so horrible he's like he's like you know doing the people hype thing we just like yeah yeah thank you for making it 12 night shifts easier I don't plan to change jobs so I hope neither you do either so long and thanks for all the fish no problem enjoy the fish and yeah I'm like long streams you know it's just something we do and we will continue to do more than likely time for bed lads not yet not yet no I super chatted from the golf course got surprised for my birthday party got so fucking drunk passed out and I wake up to you guys soldering on lol legends well yeah I think oh we're about 2 p.m. which would have been my time which is about eight hours before the end oh okay still a while I am become John Tron designer of rage shadow legend skins yeah you have his own skin in there how about that John Tron had a rage shadow legends yeah that was in the ad oh I forgot one part interesting pretty tired at this point you guys should have the almighty Lolly on he is beyond long since he made a 21 hour video on berserk also dragon slayer sword is cool rags not cringe dragon slayer sword oh is that that big one no that's cringe oh that is that is a spicy meatball right there I just double I just went ahead and double-checked yeah that is cringe yeah I have to the hazmat suits for that take that's gonna natural I'm a fucking natural you know much Star Wars I've watched over the years I have a natural immunity to the hazardous cringe to toxic cringe my god as a lover of soundtracks and listening to them when I write it hurts the lost samurai is one of Hans Zimmer's best soundtracks bad-op video is bad no it's broken okay the soundtrack is fundamentally and that's the point because like story it exists in the background until it becomes prominent because what does it mean for a story to recede into the background what the fuck does that mean don't like it don't like it how is it not a story all the time next April 1st we should have an e-fap on cheese well we could do that cheese in general yeah so I'm not against the idea no cheese we would have to do some research grab some cheese and just talk about them on stream we'd have to we have to guess maybe if we can get Alan from smiling friends I'm my cheese I am a big fan of like the charcuterie boards and stuff the crackers and like meats and cheeses with berries and stuff along with it and all the little toothpicks and what I really like those could eat them all day so I'm more than happy to try all kinds of different cheeses I'm a I'm a cheese fan hmm happy fifth massive this is my third year here and I'd like to thank you for three you three for making my life a little more enjoyable now compare ween sizes hi rags hello all right I think all of our life for Halloween is the same size right we all have the same length of Halloween yeah we all extended it to the month we agree that's a good thing to do so same same same length yes maybe Lewis is sneaking bread into your house rags stay safe oh um I will stay safe I wouldn't want any I if I don't eat I'm not a neater of strange breads though um if it just shows up randomly in my house I'm not eating it I usually have a pretty good idea on the stuff that I've purchased and brought home 13 months thank you all for the amazing content massives also go oh I thought it was Game of Thrones go tit keep it going gents go tit yes yes congrats on five years and 250 episodes been watching since the beginning uh before this even had a name I think I found more around the time the ukulele videos came out when's the Manhattan time comparison wow yeah you're an you're an oldie oldie fan ukulele videos where else that's some uh oh man I remember making that it was on my dying fucking pc that could barely run ukulele while recording it oh times have changed this thing can run most stuff now while recording it uh Jesus this high top dude is probably masturbating while looking in the mirror when he says it's when he's recording his videos how how do you he's simply being pure he's being emotional he's being being honest yeah there you go Ernest Ernest and now just imagining like some video I say you're standing in front with a microphone rubbing one out while looking at themselves in the mirror for me I I just feel like he's crying he's just like yeah he's definitely crying my life taking it a bit far any because the the thing about the triplic thing is that the third pause is always so long yeah it is it's so formulaic yeah it's so generic well he's commercialized honesty and integrity to the point where it's not that incredible isn't incredible that you can make Ernestie like a commodity like that it's gross kind of but I don't know if he's aware of it or not I'm sure well it's probably like half and half he's really raw and honest sure you you keep at it buddy a shilling for the multi-verse meter thank you very much red happens in jest hmm yum I ingest bread remember most people do yeah bread screening uh remember that old guy in atlete we used to be a great society until you killed our leader now look at us that's me after Moeller makes us listen to high top you can't blame just high top we watch lots of bad videos that's true he doesn't have ownership over that well you guys been going for 20 hours and you haven't leaned or stolen anyone's content are you gonna die I know right crazy talking for that long you know what card players love more than anything reading unofficial yugioh card of the day Andy and dim and dimion the mighty master of magic and they've added their comment being what were they thinking oh that's quite the uh for the build-up I wonder what we're dealing with here the uh this could be exciting oh he's looking oh okay he's he's looking interesting and I guess what they're thinking regards the uh the magic cards are what is the top part adime on the mighty master of magic and then there's a top part with like an eight and eight then you have the normal bottom part let's you're gonna respect six six six spell counters from your field especially some of this card from the pendulum zone what's the pendulum then count the number of cards you control that can have a spell counter destroy up to that many cards in the field if you do play spell counters on the card equal to the number of cards destroyed why don't they just say place that many spell counters you can only use this effective and dimming the mighty master of magic wins the ones per turn ones per turn when spell shockers activated quick fact try on a card you get the game's over you've died of thirst by the time you're done reading this card yep that's a lot i heard when yugioh came out and it was just like the game you had the the starter decks for joey yugie kiva and you bought them and it was like kind of simple it was actually a fun game the game's rules were simple it and pretty simple but they were robust and there's a lot of stuff you could do within those rules you didn't have these cards that had these massive paragraphs of text on them games weren't about trying to come up with this crazy one-turn mega combo and you're it was about like actually fighting against the opponent and it could get get into real slugging matches in these cards where you're trying to whittle away each other's life points and now i hear that that's just so rare you have all these other instant win effects or you have these other shit that happens it just becomes so crazy that it's wild to look at cards like this and read this and be like oh is that what the game is now yeah no thank you i'm glad that i don't have to play this game anymore it's a lot of text geez uh happy 250th was wondering if y'all are playing armored course six it's been kicking my ass in typical from soft fashion i have not but metal has he's been streaming it and apparently there's a helicopter that's been filtering players that's that's what i've heard an early boss huh i don't know anything about it myself so i don't know if az has been playing it but i know he's moved on to uh starfield now so uh yeah starfield dev was uh life streaming that earlier congratulations on 250 episodes thank you very much thank you the winner was wings versus boogie yay as the favorite non primary episode content from us from the year i think don't worry if they fight again we will definitely cover it again it's uh so much to learn about them you know the journeys here since the beginning here till the end let's rock and roll i wonder if they made it presumably they did observation and question first mark's voice kind of sounds like a slightly higher pitched wolf second if you could change avatars with anyone that's ever been on e-fap who would you choose hmm i probably aim for like er and sitch they're most similar in a way we're all shadow people people are shadow from the eldritch realms you know matches enough with me i'll snatch them what about you guys i don't know that's an interesting question i'd have to think about it it's not something that i've ever considered before i haven't thought about that uh who's i don't know someone that we've had on before i yeah i just don't know that that's kind of a i would want it to be something that's kind of like fun and me me and it's sort of you know decently anthropomorphous anthropomorphic i'd like to keep like the animal you know animal character because animals are cool um and they're fun but i i just don't know i'm trying to think of who has a i mean das das has a char as his icon and those are cool i like them so i might go with him all right i have no idea yeah don't i oh well i've been up this whole time with y'all we're almost there guys we're really in the end game now lewis yeah lewis was with us the whole time it's crazy thank you mola frags and ringy wait it is does say rags and fringy i'm just reading it backwards and all of the rest of the e-fap crew i'll be watching for as long as you guys stream for 1000 years of e-fap that's right one thousand years years e-fap and some things that will be season one podcast and there'll be 10 seasons of that will encompass volume one uh thank you oh wait uh hello long masses of toxic broods here's to more e-fap and bad sit bad sitch takes oh my god you should get destiny to debate the sequels also high rags hello we get slaughtered the poor man i talked to him semi recently about it and he said like they're the best at doing like all the colors going across the screen all the explosions and stuff that's the standard what am i supposed to do at that point nobody could win but that's that's the preference uh happy anniversary lads on behalf of all canadians i'd like to apologize for the existence of xqc i swear we're not all thieves and we're not all simple i love your content aw don't worry i assume he was an anomaly yeah i think no one's quite like him that's for sure he's special he is special uh love this channel it's introduced me to so many new creators and channels that i both love and hate anyways excellent as always just dropping in to say i guess hi i don't know it ends oh well hi yeah oh the next one says high rags almost to 300 mark that could be the second part i don't know but in any case cool hello to you yeah i went to 300 indeed i almost forgot high rags hello happy efab 250 it's been great to have you guys to tune in to through good times and bad halfway to a decade a quarter to efab 1000 let's go my goodness about 1000 yeah well thank you give us a few weeks we'll get there i'm sure of it yep i mean it's possible i suppose you know we're a quarter of the way there hey gamers been watching for over half a year but hardly ever live so have my first super chat appreciate the streams even if i'm not a film man well that's cool yeah if you're not a film and you still like our coverage that most of it is about film but a lot of it's about storytelling first that is the important part because you can come in a variety of media the meme faps are glorious the talent present in the audience's top shelf for sure yeah it's a shame they score low but i think they score high with those who watch the episodes that are meme faps you know and the community that's the portion of the community that's invested in them and stuff because we like them a lot you schnitzel in fact we were going to be doing another one relatively soon that's all about the 250 memes i think it's bully hunters to misogynistic boogaloo oh we're on to part three then we are yeah uh you're on death row instead of a last meal you're offered a last film what would you watch lord the rings trilogy extended edition probably not even because it's the longest just because i really think that's a really solid uh experience of film to go out on you know a lot to like you guys have any different answers or would be the same i would i i think that's what i was thinking that's what came to mind for me as well it's not an exciting answer but it is the one that i would uh is the one i'd pick sorry what was the question again exactly no last meal last film what would you pick on death row uh i mean yeah the lord of the rings trilogy is a pretty good choice um uh oh i'm not sure i was gonna say seven private ryan but that that might make me uh a bit sad you know right at the end in some ways uh if yeah i'll be boring then i'll just pick lord of the rings trilogy i mean that that prolongs my life significantly compared to just one movie all right uh well you know technically in continuity the hobbit trilogy is part of that series so i mean you might have you might have six to six to watch through here's a question would you watch them with the warden or not if you offered to come sit in and watch them with you why not why not let's get everybody i'll tell them why they're really good give them something to think about get all of death row in here all there's like a serial killer who's like i'll joke you i had a terrible poop mexican synthetic baggins the terrible poop mexican yeah mexican food can definitely give you the pups happy anniversary efab thank you very much i'm a guy i'm the guy oh my god i'm the guy who recommended dead space 91 sorry but can i recommend pre mcu movie punish a war zone it's a personal favorite of mine you absolutely can uh but you know obviously who knows when we would get to it the dead space 91 was just so fascinated to know there was some crazy b movie with brian cradston with a puppet that was called dead space that that was just it was an adventure rags what if i told you there was a movie where antony hopkins is trying to get with a girl and his sentient puppet keeps preventing him from doing so um i would say that sounds like a very interesting uh apparently that's real premise there what is the movie called i forget what it's called but i'll obviously be able to find out again but me and fringy were reading a list of top 20 anti hopkins films and it was like 17 or something and that was the description that he's a like you know what are they called like the people who control marionettes like the is it a particular name from puppeteer but i don't know um man oh like are you talking about a um uh uh ventriloquist that could i think that was it yeah so yeah they say like he's a ventriloquist and his fucking marionette is alive and it's preventing him from being able to successfully like go on a date with some girl i was like that sounds incredible i have to see it okay it could be crap but it's also in the top 20 list of his best movies so i don't know but it also doesn't sound like a real film right like that sounds like bullshit sound like a yeah it sounds like a joke or they accidentally put in his name when really it was someone else entirely uh but that'd be another movie i maybe we should do that for e-fat movies as a random thing like oh we're just we just check it out that actually hopkins movie about the marionette who's alive here uh happy 250 year anniversary lads adamantium i believe i will send you some spending money shortly thanks for all the thoughtful entertainment well thank you very much appreciate it all right i wasn't sure i'd catch the tail end of e-pap 250 but sure enough it's still going hail guests and chat here's to another 250 episodes hail indeed he is too good stuff thank you this one just says this can't be real i assume they're talking about whatever video we were covering oh no it would be the it would be the ladies with the shadow people that's what it was oh it it's real it's real it's a real all the things we cover are real if you can believe it you could tell they'd cut content where the guys were laughing like that was edited out because how could you not it's so stupid oh dude imagine being the person who said all of it up was really proud of it and they start laughing you'd be like no it's horrible it's really it's it was horrible right and then they're like i mean yeah and then in the interviews afterward where they were like can you just say it was horrible please that's that's what we need come on that's what we that's what you hear for really yeah that's what we paid you to be here for uh louis would not approve of this no he wouldn't he would he would think it's cringe louis would think that this is slander mm-hmm uh it would have been great if he had erections rubbing against the fake walls oh no probably it would turn to the side they've just got these obviously huge boat this is like why gives the movie some texture three out of four women get abused by shadow people it's true what they do oh well the shadow people gotta watch out from uh if spider man was in the probability storm he'd sync up his spider sense to become a hive mind it's not unique to ant man what do you mean he would sync up with his spider sense what are you talking about that is not how spider man spider sense works he doesn't sync up with other spider men and do whatever they think they're doing as well that's not how that works it to be honest he was gross that it works with ant man it means he's mind controlling them mind control against their will all of the spider men in that scenario would all have different ideas because they all believe they would be the primary spider man and so it's all relative to like the others and stuff you wouldn't such a dumb fucking scene i don't want to talk about it 250 whole e-faps holy whiskers you go sisters well thank you very much you go too we all go these female gamer experience videos just remind me of the old one in four homeless people of women add yeah can you guys believe that one in four women are homeless someone's crazy we gotta do something about these women homeless people it's unbelievable help them out hey long man you've been working hard take care yourself lad thanks for all you do i appreciate it and yeah we i've had a couple days to be more chill not like done nothing at all i actually did some voice acting today oh to funk it wow hmm hashtag shits and giggles my favorite yum let me guess too many white men in the shadow room no too many speak spooky shadow man uh sexism 101 men get the immersive gaming room and women get the room with dumb written on the walls yeah i remember oh and that one i think did you read it out rags or somebody i did that one made me laugh when it yeah that was me when i saw it it was just really funny happy fap anniversary indeed uh where were the 12 year olds in the immersive gaming room i wouldn't have been even funny other just kids this kid saying the foulest shit yeah about your mom okay by now i'm glad i still somewhat made it for all three anniversary streams yeah it's a tough one to get through all but uh it's tough if wolf was here for this it would have been perfect i'm sure he would have loved the immersive gaming room love all you massives you've changed my life for the better by introducing me to so much media happy anniversary and here's to many more hi fringy uh oh sorry hey i was trying to say it uh yeah thank you um glad to hear it jam become death destroyer of shires jam become death he would read that he'd be like wow interesting that's profound jam jam become really get really something to think about yeah you really got to pass it out it's a tough one i remember dave the barbarian i don't but all right that's all right i know i made the reference talking sword as dave the barbarian has a talking sword good for him yeah uh all you vey i can't believe i almost missed the entire anniversary i guess i'll skip out on the next wedding yeah you can just you can just watch chief have instead of going to a wedding here why not weddings weddings happen all the time yeah you can go to any of those if we're gonna be honest statistically speaking probably not gonna work out anyway so you might as well come on e-fap and hang out with us and have some fun that's right and plus weddings are just like a drag there's no there's no fun at all you know what don't go to the wedding be at the reception and everyone's like where were you it was like oh i was in the back on the left i i'd use the loo and i didn't want to i was talking to bill and then bill's like anyway you're like no no i meant bob yeah i was talking to bob and then bob was like i don't know where we did at some point yeah yeah so that's the real fun you know don't the wedding don't bother with that wedding crap much like sisyphus e-fap pacific is pacific is okay yeah all right i agree can't read the first pages skill issue i'm not even sure that relates to it could be that we're on the article at this point i have any of you played pizza tower it's a 2d animated fast-paced platformer that replicates the cartoons from the 90s no i have them but sounds cool the pizza tower i knew it too many white men it is a problem many whites too many whites is a fan game called sonic triple trouble a 16 bit remake of the game gear version and it's worth playing if you're a fan of the genesis sonic games triple trouble there you go genesis sonic games fans out there check it out these people have no souls they weren't ginger they were just women there's a difference gandalf the black i've had it with these motherfucking balrogs in this motherfucking mountain there's only the one there'll be a hot fuzz reference right after the thing just the one actually i can't stand all the race swapping of all the disney classic sigh oh well at least i know taz am will always be safe who's a post on top of reddit about that recently it's like yeah it's not a shock nobody would ever expect them to do that you'd be fucking cancel the hell and back and besides they need to make money and stuff so they're not going to be wanting to piss off everybody even more well i say that they piss everybody off with every new thing they bring out so um i'll hopefully be here in 2030 when these are read jokes on you they'll be read in 2023 oh my goodness here's to another 10 k years of efap you massives here here thank you very much yeah here's to five years of fleam fap i wanted to thank you over helping me improve my own writing through your detailed breakdowns long man good high rags hello and uh good to hear thanks for letting us know this article feels like it was made by a they them well there's certainly uh a person that feels that lord of the rings is regressive at this point which yeah you just want to remember they they would not have that be a name they they shouldn't they said it was the cbr staff right that's what the credit yeah is because they knew they were gonna get raked over the fucking coals with that just don't some articles you just don't write yeah there's no need well maybe that's why they wrote it right they were like hey that's all it's box some get it let's roll them up and get some tasty this will get some clicks yeah that's right i might in i might make four dollars off writing this article instead of three isn't that exciting uh been here since number five all those years ago here's to another half decade high fringled high rags higher the hail a long man and bless the dawn also when they clone tyrone review coming uh i'm not aware of that so i've got so many things yeah we've got a shit time to get going so i got a lot of things on my plate before movies tv shows we're working through everything happy fifth anniversary love watching you guys and excited for the sixth anniversary yeah it'll probably be around about a year from now sort of i mean it'll be here sooner than then we think we will be saying very soon oh my god guys we're already a like a quarter of the way to the next anniversary we'll be saying that sooner than one would expect context for super chat i made hours ago arcane is a what if of lull refers to schnee doesn't like pixels or barbie movie because they are what ifs of pacman and barbie but he likes arcane well as rags at what ifs are all applied to all stories uh yeah and if you're gonna say like no it only applies to ip's that existed before it's like oh fuck it there's still a shit ton of movies and why would you make that the rule that's a different word that's just adaptation not what if that's a weird way to yeah just a weird name for it uh no gay dinosaur porn and what the hell were the last 23 hours for then i'm so sorry it's a good question with gothic phone which you know porn pops up in that every once in a while from playstation 4 and jarrod to today efap has come a long way here's to many more streams with rhino milk and long happy 250th efap and toxic brood we have come quite a long way it is true yeah that first episode we talk about i think like ps4 exclusives or something like last from past uh been a while you know now it's all about playstation five exclusives and who knows when we'll be talking about playstation six exclusive well i guess in like four or five years how many numbers do you think they'll go up to before they start doing like ps you know ultimate ps i think they'll keep the numbers uh i think the fact that they've kept them so far means they're gonna keep them forever and that might be a good idea i will say they've passed and how it didn't they passed the doesn't work the cringe era of number they've committed now all the way up to five so it's like six well i think we're ps seven will probably look cool and sound cool you know yeah like i just um it seems like it's a strategy that because compared to xbox's naming which is strange and of course the nintendo just gives their stuff a different name but like everybody understands okay so there's a playstation and playstation one came before two and then three and then four and then five and the next one will be six and then the one after that will be seven like it's just there's so much clarity the next time to consider a change will be ps 10 probably i'll be like should we go like the iphone went to like iphone 11 12 13 you know that's the thing i think that they would ultimately conclude let's just commit let's just keep it going on the numbers because it just it seems like it's really good for that there ain't you know compared to how many grandmas probably erroneously bought their kids the wrong xbox console or the the game for the wrong console there's no mistaking a playstation five is newer than a playstation four it's just there's so much clarity in uh in the naming which makes me wonder at this point if the switch to because like the next one's got to be a switch no way they forego this form factor when it's now outsold the we like there's no way so i think they're gonna do like uh like an upgraded version of it like because with how the weren't there like three versions of the ds you know so there was the ds and then there was the sxl and the 3ds but then 3ds had a version that was a little bit more powerful i remember there was like the new 3ds or something like that i have i have a 3ds excel and that's just i don't know who's more powerful but no there was one called the new 3ds excel which i think was bigger and and had like an additional button or something um that was right at the end though of that generation it seems that there's no 3ds i think that's what it was called let me take a look um nintendo new 3ds excel let me take a look at the picture here because um it was different yeah it was more powerful i distinctly remember that being the case more powerful yeah like i had a better there were certain games only for the new 3ds and i assume it plays all of the old ones as well yeah of course but it was that the old ones couldn't play the new but it but it wasn't like a new console it was it was kind of like a ps4 pro before the ps4 pro i suppose um you can you can get them on amazon for oh the the s and e the the s and es classic looking one is 1361 but that's cool looking console the normal one it looks like they're like 312 oh the black one is 312 the galaxy colored one is a thousand bucks so and that's just for a place i look but it would be neat to have one um i again i do have a uh oh this is interesting on the gamestop website uh gamestop.com a new nintendo 3ds excel uh yeah 220 bucks is the pro price of 230 bucks for the rest of us um you can get black and the rest of them are not available because there's fire emblem monster hunter pro white pokemon red yeah so if you just want a black one then it's yeah 230 bucks yeah this is not what i had i had the 3ds excel uh and i loved it i played i played i think i had the original one at first came out and then i got the 3ds excel and i loved them both i played them so much um what an amazing handheld system i i really don't want to see handhelds like go away but i guess now you essentially have that with a switch and plus now i mean you have the steam deck so i guess it's just yeah no real because if i was going to get a handheld system it would be a steam deck um but it's just i i don't like the impression i get is that the switch is the synthesis that they can have between they're always successful handhelds and they're occasionally ultra successful occasionally not so successful uh uh home console devices it's just with how many copies it sold it's gotta be the switch too i can't imagine them not doing what they did again it's gotta be like yeah the switch it it's gotta be the switch v2 essentially it it will look like the switch and feel like the switch it'll just be like the next step for it which i don't know what it'll that'll be maybe it'll just be trying to get it up to console level power it i don't know i don't know i mean it'll always be behind uh oh yeah always be trailing behind the old like section five and xbox but it needs an update it was dated when it came out i need what i need to do is every time when i'm driving around doing this and that and i live in the suburbs whenever i see one of these signs that are like garage sale or something like the yard sale something like that i need to go to every single one because you never know what old like the kids stuff and the nintendo things and the pokemon stuff you know all that all that kind of stuff that moms and dads they don't know anything about them they're just trying to get rid of them oh the kids grew up and went to college and um things like that because i wonder how many like buckets full of you know trading cards and nintendo's and big boxes of games that are just being essentially given out that they're just trying to make a few bucks on the but they just want to want it out of the house i need to start going to these and looking around because i bet i bet there could be some real proper treasure troves there especially if you know it's parents and they have you know kids that have grown up or moved out or you know things that sort i bet it's a really good way to get stuff like that for basically a super cheap hey solid stream good length ridiculous good true thank you hey visual representation of lock balls if only there was an emote for that happy fifth you wonderful fellas this show has provided some great laughs and uplifted me during some intense times and it's such a lovely community to be a part of here's to another year of covering everything oh true true we shall indeed happy anniversary just wanted to let you know that 90 through dnd it uh it all turned off and the lights came on everyone had to evacuate because of a fire and because of you i immediately thought of final destination oh hey wow that's good right i guess get get out of there if there's a fire yeah yeah there's a fire safety safety first that's right i'm gonna regret ordering the big breakfast everyone seems to forget how they felt last time they got the big breakfast i think that i'm still drunk it's the only thing getting out of this funk okay sound like lyrics maybe i don't recognize them but maybe well adds how are we feeling day two of sister's wedding is over and i can't stay because i'm fucked lots of love well done all and hi raggleton bear also well done freeing on the wasp review um well hello oh you're review wow but also mola and gargoyle right i think he i think he was just i think he was said he was drunk uh but yes uh we can we can garner what he was saying from that thank you very much yeah uh someone stop him with that damn glitter though i don't uh maybe it was one of the drawings from garlic phone not sure i've been following y'all since about 10 episodes in but never alive thanks for many hours of entertainment and for keeping me awake during night shifts no problem happy to keep you entertained during your uh during your hours i imagine if you work the night shift in places you you do a lot of podcasts listen in and that sort of thing you go through a lot of that stuff i bet is to another great year of contentantism thank you for a wonderful 24 hours no pro blemo glad you enjoyed them is to 1000 year reign of efap yeah the first 1000 years you know i don't want to stop there happy 250 lads question if i download and save all efaps how many gigabytes would that be preparing for the coming apocalypse cheers and lots of love hi rags hello i don't know i remember that someone mentioned to me uh in relation to vino is not the vino figures but the vinyl you know records then all of the efaps would you need like 3000 like vinyls or something that doesn't surprise me to store them all yeah i don't actually know what it would be in total if you downloaded them all from youtube because what i upload is bigger than what gets downloaded i assume i think so because youtube it right and everything so not entirely sure but it wouldn't be small here's to a thousand year reign of efap another one wow wings quote of the day i'm ignoring the chat at this point you want to talk to me donate bonus black people don't tip uh like during my time as a delivery driver i started hating black people more and more oh no wings wings what come back from the darkness wings you're not supposed to say that out loud monster also i'm pretty sure he and boogie has started up their lol cow podcast oh i can't be sure that'll go well i would put money on the fact that they will not get to episode five i think that's a fair guest because boogie started another podcast right and that didn't last very long power of the internet what happened man i don't know i guess the power of the internet went out uh congrats massives thank you very much congrats on 250 episodes my favorite evil broods oh yeah evil broods once again congratulations to five years of efap here's to more coverage of good rat brain rotting tisms and good times with media all around you very much and make sure that that is exactly what it ends up being made it all the way this time now i collapse she is lads always a good time here's to five more golem won the argument you did oh well congratulations on staying up that long yeah if you do if you do we did let us go yeah that's because we're real fans yeah made it to the end with you massive sleep tight dream of bed bugs tonight today man it's day again yeah that happens well for me it was nice but you know yeah for me it lines up almost perfectly because i had to do a bit of things after it but it ends up being around 10 p.m my time when i finally get to go to sleep it's like oh that's not so bad that's not the worst we will never sleep because sleep is for the week i mean you know you could sleep still sleep is for the time yeah been lurking a little since after efap 50 and don't regret a minute of it thanks fappers and chatters for all the good times past and yet to come oh yeah plenty more to come the future good times oh man it's like that trolley problem you know it's just you can look through that portal and be like whoa you have no idea uh also they sent some beer clanging emojis wonderful oh there you go yeah welcome massive to year six of efap i can't believe that we have already made it this far also please cover film speaks and pillar of garbage again we might do in future who knows uh very likely they will come up again we got a long way to go where was jay have they finally been kicked as you saw and i did mention at the end unfortunately a lot of people weren't able to make it uh that's just how schedules go it's interesting because over the years like different people will be on for different big or smaller lengths of time you never quite know um but yeah uh little platoon was almost gonna make it but didn't quite at the end which uh i said was regrettable because he was voted best guest best guest and he couldn't make it on the anniversary i guess he can uh consult that out by you know coming on an episode in future maybe uh maybe brings a power season two i don't know it feels like it's gonna be great it'll be so great it is gonna be great by the way i would just say people everyone knows that that show is bad but i legitimately don't think people i think that show is over um i think it's what's word it's um it's worse than people think it is and people think it's bad um i i if oh right i see what you're saying it's over it's that show is overrated i i'm i you know i'm i think that rings of power is overrated i think so a lot of people just say like yeah it's okay but it's awful it is did we have someone on who said it was mediocre or something and we were like it's not it's awful i can't remember i think i might have spoken someone on a different stream that said it was mediocre and i was like oh my god i don't know yeah it it is it is one of the worst shows um everyone knows it's bad but again i still think it's overrated well done boys happy 250 to you all and to all a good fleam also hi rags hello molla play dishonored please you'll love it i swear okay at some point sure maybe i got a lot of games to play uh sheba dog moves his arms saying goodbye and that's final final message simply says lost lost lost lost is how i felt at the end of that stream i just wanted to fall into bed oh yes the brain gets all weird after a while i went to i went to sleep after we had we closed the stream i think i did one or two little things i i think i just like grabbed a bite it's really short and then i laid down for it took me a while to get to sleep sometimes for whatever reason it just does but i just laid down closed my eyes and slept and um my parents called me said hey you want to you know come over you know for dinner have a you know a bite and everything and i was like you know yeah sure so like i got like two hours of sleep and then went over there had something to eat came back and then just crashed so it was a long it was a it was a long time it was a long time and that is the story to close out the epic that is the uh 250th episode the fifth anniversary though like i said we'll probably do another uh episode we look at memes as well that will relate to 250 and some maybe some other stuff but in conclusion thank you all so very much for watching for support on the show for five freaking years and for very much the kind hot felt messages i appreciate them all you guys uh you keep the show going you keep the lights on as they say it's very true and uh we appreciate the passion we really do yeah thank you absolutely thanks very much for all your support for watching the podcast for you just being around to listen to us talk about what we like but for now we shall bid you adieu a goodbye farewell uh many other forms of goodbye into the languages of course insert here and um yeah we appreciate you so have yourselves a good resty day whatever it may be and we'll see you on the next efap related thing whatever it may be for now though to the pip grio goodbye everybody see you later