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The Tale of Oso Blanco

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Published on May 30, 2013

LYRICS BELOW

Go here and write-in EVAN GATTIS to be a 2013 National League All-Star:
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/events/all_sta...

LYRICS:

It started down in Texas, down in Dallas-Fort Worth
A big white bear started roamin' the earth
He could hit a baseball from Dallas to the Gulf
Was gonna play at A&M but then he'd had enough
He got a little whacky, didn't wanna fail a test
Said "I need to chill and I'ma head out west"
He settled down in Boulder as a ski lift operator
He was slinging pizza dough, and spreading sauce made of tomatoes
Back down to Dallas and he was sweeping up the shop
Now every Braves fan saying "This is why we mop"
He put away some golf carts and dialed up the YouTube
Was looking for the answers from some spiritual gurus
Figured it out, grabbed a bat and a ball.
He said "The bear is back and he's ready to maul."

Yo
Hit it

Sooooo have you heard the tale
of Oso Blanco baby?
The bear is amazing

Sooooo have you heard the tale
of Oso Blanco baby?
The bear is amazing

Went back to college, scared pitchers off the mound
Got drafted by the Braves in the 23rd round
Played some winter ball way down in Venezeula
Now he's in the show with bigger hits than Taylor
Big white bear straight out of the forest
Pitch him inside and he'll eat all your porridge
He uses redwoods as baseball bats
He can grow a full beard in 3 seconds flat
He could slap the sun, then tell it to "chill"
He could throw a Volkswagen from Atlanta to Brazil
It's time to put Gattis in an All Star jersey
And watch him drop bombs at the Home run derby

Sooooo have you heard the tale
of Oso Blanco baby?
The bear is amazing

Sooooo have you heard the tale
of Oso Blanco baby?
The bear is amazing

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