 Hit a backflip and then dipped off the sex Your girl having sex She lookin' at me like, Loze, what we doin' next? We might play the box Yeah, I got one from my ex That's the ex box I picked the dough lock Niggas so hot I take a shot of the motherfuckin' gin Again, I'm gonna win Puttin' dick all in a friend Now once again, when I come with some old kick in The front door and turn on the stereo Ay, I meant to say turn the radio on But you ain't gonna even be on that bitch A tattoo on your arm of your mom Mmm, I mean, you no harm But if I'm a walk-up and I'm comin' with some Parmesan I might order pizza I might get two, the more you buy it, it's cheaper That's called special Yeah I got the coupon Yeah They gotta honor that shit It's called a Tuesday night special Yeah So everything got a sound done Four eyes, that second half I've been around smoke King of pop, broke a ball shot And then the crown broke Round four, we suffer that PTSD From slavery, gippin' on the ball Wherever Ohio players be Prayin' to the church on the moon I mastered it Lyrical disaster These niggas is blasphemous What? Yeah, man Over here, gettin' Man, I didn't code this Bones, nigga, that I've never seen Every time I see them, we on a different scene Hey, you know what I mean Why'd I watch this? I'm from the Bay with them yada-dada beans Inside of that scene Bitch, you're the same as I seen I'm type a nigga that wears jogging pants And flip jeans And keep it clean Pull up just with your knee And then hit it all in the spleen with the pain You ain't seen that in the scene All in the spleen with the pain All in the spleen with the pain Had a whole chick named Janine She kept her house clean She made a whole lotta collard greens Come on That shit had a lot of stains Come on Took the pot off the top Top off the pot In Fianna's name, Scott Come on I'm on live right now On my IG I'm in ATL doin' it Puttin' out that smokers in my face I'm gettin' contact Yes, you will I'm not gon' walk by I'm tellin' you, man, cause I be hidein' a bitch And the kid's tryin' to fry chicken wing and shit With the bread and the hot sauce and keep it real Just some nigga shit, cause that's how I really feel You gotta headache, take a handbill And then take a nap and then really chill I mean, I stay higher than the light bill Nigga, do you even know what that is? That's the biggest bill most niggas got She ain't really been the same since Poc got shot Y'all be lettin' niggas get away with everything Seein' a nigga, grab a nigga person, touch his dinga-ling Oh! Touch his dinga-ling? She's just like, what? I'm gonna go here, free snaps Y'all see where I'm at With Lil Bro Did you try shit, man? That's how it's supposed to be We got all types of things goin' on in here today You know what I'm sayin'? We got a lot to celebrate Just found out 85's self-show was rated The Blackest Show on Earth This the Blackest Show on Earth This show Black is Hell Got to make some noise, too ATL, I'm here Comedy Theater, we in here You know what? Today we got some very special guests In the trap with us today I don't know if you have been in jail For the last 12, 15 summers Or if your TV just been broke Or you just don't watch shit When people are doin' great things But this nigga right here Has been part of a lot of great Black things From the movies To the television shows To the impressions To soul train To wildin' out Shit, what, Meet the Blacks? Meet the Blacks again? Actually, I wasn't in that Oh, well, they should've put you in it Shit, wildin' out alumni Niggas was on the first episode Before it was an episode Ladies and gentlemen, APM Crockett is in here with us The list goes on and on The list goes on and on Big fan My man, Brady Lewis is in here with us today Don't act like you don't see him All over the internet, talkin' shit Things of that nature Roastin' niggas And then we got America's favorite hood chick Don't call me white girl Mona is in here with us too You see how I put this shit together It's such a well-rounded cast APM, first of all, this is your first time in the trap So welcome to the trap Thank you, man Marvin Gaye is in attendance with us today Also, my forever co-host I don't even need to turn around and look Marvin is always in my soul Yeah Man, what's been going on? How you livin', G? I'm livin' good, man Pandemic been good to me I'm still healthy Hell yeah, man Hopefully free as a motherfucker Been seeing you poppin' in on all these interviews Givin' the back stories Man, I was up late Watchin' soul train clips and shit like that I wish the shit you did Like with TV one and some shit Yeah, yeah, I was soul train I was like, nigga, what ain't you talkin' about? Didn't this nigga come out doin' this shit? I was like, bruh Spaghetti, buddy Hey, ain't your Apollo clip I went viral on Facebook again this week Heavy Man So you got a lot of history, bruh How did you get started with the entertainment? Dancing, really? Dancing has always been my thing And dancing is what put me on stage first Yeah So by the time Deaf Comedy Jam came around I saw hip hop and comedy merge And the hip hop I was already a part of that The only missing link was comedy for me Yeah So when I saw comedians like Love of Ice goin' in And at the time I wasn't a comedian I didn't even know I could do comedy It wasn't an aspiration Right But when I saw him go on and do all impressions I was like, oh shit I've been doin' voices since I was a kid I'm a dancer I know how to work a stage So I just started tryin' shit And that's how I got in Man, you been killin' it with the impressions What's the number on it now? Like, how many impressions would you say you do? I have no idea Cause some people I forget I do And I just don't do them in a while But they knew it would come up Like I just randomly did DJ Cassidy On the verses reenactment But it's not like I had a spot on impression of him I had the glasses, the hat And when he was DJing for Keith And Bobby Brown verses I just came out doin' wacky shit And everybody was dying off of that shit That series that you and Spice Adams created Where y'all recreate the verses The after show Yeah, like how did that shit come up? When Teddy and Babyface fucked up When Teddy Riley had all the bad wifi That's really where we decided to do it We was like, man, we should spoof this shit They gotta let Teddy go again Nah, it's some real shit They gotta let Teddy go again He got a whole other set of hits that he didn't get to use But he went twice though, didn't he? He gotta go again He got enough to where he could go again Yeah, he could go again Factuals That verses shit really been interesting though, bro That Gladys Knight Who she went against? Patty Oh, yeah That was a good one Gladys was Soldier Boy by the way was the funniest Yeah, sure, Big Draco That shit was funny We gotta get Soldier Boy on this bitch He ain't been on here? He ain't been on here This is prime time Soldier Boy entertainment right here He should be on here I'm sayin', bro, this is Somebody text that nigga I know one of y'all niggas in here know Soldier Boy Somebody know Draco Get Big Draco on the line Big Draco, first rapper to do My fault, yeah He ain't been the first rapper to do this shit Oh, he will be after he does it I had some heavy hitters on here I had some legends on here I had some heavy hitters on here We got y'all on here, fuck you man You on here Thank you, my nigga Nigga, you was on the real dev comedy jam I actually was That was my first comedy experience, nigga I was in a room full of legends I mean, that's If you know anything about your spirit That's when you know God talkin' to you Saying you made the right decision When you look to your left You see Surgic the Entertainer You see to your right You see James and he Brown You see Jamie Foxx You see Russell Simmons You see everyone who's who Chris Rock Everybody was in this one room So I was like, alright I got some work to do I got a journey in front of me But I feel like I made the right decision It's crazy To meet the black shit taken, no, too What's the third one or second one? I don't know I think they on part two Part two? Yeah, it's part two, the scary joint We had some legendary scenes And it's like Shit is hitting different Especially with social media That's the one But you know I'm talking I can't remember all this shit I know what you talkin' about Haunted house, more than plans Yeah, Ray Ray And you know these movies Is hitting different now Because now these clips Getting all this fucking use That you never thought they would Every time you click on some shit It's the motherfuckers posting comments And then clips and videos and shit Especially with the I don't give a fuck You're right We had Phoenix When the white boy did that shit Freshman random as hell Two weeks ago He was like, I don't give a fuck He said it perfect though I don't give a fuck He just walked up Loud Loud as hell He was one of them That was real inconsiderate Because he just left y'all with that bitch It just left Like everybody in the restaurant Don't know what the fuck going on But he looked back But he looked back When he went out to do He looked back to make sure we heard him Yeah Yeah So y'all been on the road and shit Yeah, shout out to this boy man Brandon Lewis This nigga Cold blooded We been on the road for what 3-4 years now? Yeah Yeah, I've been on that nigga When he wasn't shit Man I knew Carlos Miller When we did MTV Your Mama Exactly Nigga ain't even have a line up Nothing That's how far we go back All the way back Fall back And I thought Hollywood was going to be Calling my fucking phone When I did that show Ain't that a bitch I was taking so long Ain't that a bitch Didn't nobody give a fuck About that show Not even the people who watched it How many times have y'all Had that job though Where you was like Oh nigga, this is This is about to be the one Every time I get one I'm sitting at it Every single time You sitting at it? I'm here, yeah Yeah, you on them I'm telling you We're finna get you on What else left to do You ain't here with Afeah on that shit Somebody gonna see me The Lyskin couch Lyskin couch I'm here for it That's what y'all doing We're trying to take over I'm here for it Me and Brandon The melanin deficient couch No Now we here though man I'm glad to be here I'm proud of what y'all doing I remember me You had a convo Yeah You was trying to figure some shit out And then here you are I'm still trying to figure some shit out We're gonna have to have another one man Let me know I'm telling you Shit is getting so weird right now I'm having Come on man I'm fucking dilemma Well I'm always I'm always in ear You know what I'm saying The whole world I don't know everything Hey man You know about this shit But I know enough I know enough to help little bro Hey man Bro how you gonna go with Nick Bro You know Shit the same as most of y'all did You was one of those You had a lot to do with the Started that shit though Yeah he said that he He built the show for niggas like me But I still had to audition Five times for that shit That's the type of shit he do I wish I could say yeah Now he just called and it was a wrap But it almost wasn't Shout out to DJ D-break my boy He fought for you That's my guy Yeah Derek was inside the room In the office and he was like Yo why y'all not just Booking this nigga apion Since day one He was the one that was like Advocating But again Nick came to me I saw him in Vegas one time He was like He was like nah I got a show For you man I'm gonna call you next week MTV you got you know He did say You're gonna have to audition But it's built for you We ready for you But I was like Why am I auditioning And then had the people in the room Had the people in the room Wasn't like incredible You know what I'm saying Like I'm freestyling I know exactly what you're saying You know exactly what I'm saying Yeah So Los I'm in the audition room And I just black out I'm freestyling I'm talking about the producers In the back of the room I'll talk about now I ain't even on now at the time I was talking about it short I was roasting niggas And just pointing at them And they was all like Oh my god oh my god Three more auditions later niggas Damn Like I thought I just did My eight mile M&M shit Like just really killed it And nah but you know What I learned is this Everything is a journey And you gotta You gotta remove all bitterness From the journey And here's why I say that Cause you well know That there's some fuck shit That can go on On the business side of things And you have to remember That it's business We always think it's personal shit But when it's business You have to literally look at yourself As this fucking bottle It's a product And people are making a decision Based on that product Whether they want that product On their shelf or not And so I used to be sensitive About a lot of shit I used to be personal About a lot of shit And then I finally was like Oh okay you know You just making a decision About my product And you think that removing my The product from the shelf Is gonna discontinue sales But you don't understand that I manufacture this product And I know other distributors That's gonna And I don't need my shit In here buddy I don't need my shit In that particular store So that's my outlook On this whole thing Hey bro you know All the tour dates are out now All the tour dates are out I don't need that little one Yeah All of them out All of them up All of them up They own mine 85southshow.com Yes Because I'm talking about Where can I get the tickets They're not in my pocket Right All the way And these are the shows That we're gonna do As long as the world stays open So get your tickets So if the world opens Then we're gonna come And if it closes You already got your tickets So we're gonna come When it opens back up We're gonna come to your house All the way Hey look The 7th August In Greenville South Carolina At the Bonsecule Wilson Center Bonsecule Bonsecule August 14th In Fayetteville, North Carolina At the Crown Coliseum Yeah Then get what Get what we're going Tell everybody about it now All the way Send somebody now Show little Jacksonville, Florida At the Bonsecule The Bonsecule Then what we're gonna What we're going To the West Side No We're at the top of the West Side West Coast, man All the way Seattle, Washington Put them on the glass Home Baby got back Then certain mixed a lot Show them Seattle, Washington We had the Y Moon Theater That's October 1st Show them Then October 2nd We're in Sacramento We're going back to the sat time And then That's at the Memorial Auditorium You did Then 1029 We back at the bottom of the map Like DC said Whoa, well, time to have fun Time to have fun Yeah, man It's September 29th We at the Donald Tucker Civic Center Donald Tucker That's October 29th That's October 29th October Then November We got some days then too What we're going November Fifth North Charleston, South Carolina Showed it North Charleston Coliseum That what we ate Then we got it They right there They right up there We're gonna get no break What we're going Green's Burl, North Carolina Green's Burl Green's Burl Coliseum Y'all better sell that out They couldn't come up with a name for it Every time y'all see me Then Green's Burl Y'all be like When y'all coming to Green's Burl When y'all coming to Green's Burl She go, y'all don't fuck with her Y'all don't fuck with Green's Burl Yes 11-6 I expect to see all y'all To be coming up to me In four seasons small With At the show So please 11-6 Green's Burl Coliseum What No more What are you talking about? Bro, they Atlanta They gonna keep asking us about Atlanta Nah, yeah Let's go to 85 South Shore Yeah, don't tell them Don't tell them Don't tell them We just moonwalking on you, host Yeah, you did I don't know who's gonna pick it up This is it from now This is it from now Throw paper Throw paper Let them know you mean business If y'all buy these tickets Jessica, y'all need some more paper Throw it up Hey, you want some more gas Throw it down Hey, buy them tickets, man We're not playing with y'all We mean this Fuck, do it live We're doing live We're doing live But shout out to Nick Like, don't The audition shit was It was, you know, tedious Whatever, but He gave me the platform to To be where I am today Like, I've said that publicly I've said that in his face I said it a while And now I've said it I've never Shied away from giving Nick his flowers Yeah And I never will I never stopped him It ain't never got shit to do with him All right Bring it back to what I was saying It's never a personal thing Yeah, that's the part of it It's like There's other decision makers involved That's the part of it Where you just be like Who said that? And they be like Uh-oh Because also real niggas I can't nobody You can't nobody That's the shit That's my frustration There's no nobody know shit Awesome real niggas They can never tell you Yeah, they can't tell you Where this shit came from You're like Well, they said Who said that Point them out to me Right I want to talk to that person That said that And they don't do that in Hollywood They pass the buck No, no, no, Carlos You need to calm down I don't You need to calm down Just be Like it's all gonna be good It's not though Who the fuck said it though But they won't Like they won't even tell me Who fired me They still there I know I still probably see them every day Damn, that's crazy That's part of it Yeah The same motherfuckers Who don't want you there I gotta be with you every day Make them sick That's why when I be having fun I be having extra fun I don't give a fuck What it is I don't give a fuck If I'm laughing I'm extra laughing I'm extra as fuck Whatever it is, niggas You're gonna see me in abundance Was people shocked when you came back? Yeah, niggas was crying Not the motherfucking cast Niggas just worked there That's how I knew When I came And all them niggas The cameraman You know the motherfucking cameraman Cameraman Lose my man They was crying and shit I was like It was white people crying Damn Just they favorite niggas That's hard That's the way, man But you flipped it, man You flipped the opportunity In the best way possible You, Chico, DC Y'all really have built an empire Off of what that platform provided for you Now, I don't know I don't know the ins and outs Of your journey of the story But again, I'm just talking about From what I'm seeing From the outside looking in My journey You listen to Rick Ross Yeah Rick Ross got the coldest line About all that Some all this shit up I would always tell my niggas But ain't nobody listen That's how you sum it up, Mola Nas got a line He say, I got no game It's just some bitches understand my story Let it sit You don't listen to nobody I thought this nigga had one too Nothing I'm like, damn, that was deep He got no game I'm still thinking about When I didn't get the thousand dollars On MTV When they said cut I thought this money was mine You didn't get the money? What happened? They was like, I had it in my hand I was like, I got my thousand dollars And they was like, ain't cut They tried to grab I'm like, this mine They like, no, we gonna give a check I'm like, no, it's over He was like, no We was tugging for that shit For like a solid minute And then it was like It took like 180 days Damn I'm like, why it takes so long For a thousand dollars? I don't know That sure was bullshit They're good for holding up Money in the pocket That's how you would know That's what I learned in the business side You ask, what job I get Every job Every one of them Yeah, I don't give a fuck What it is, nigga I thought all of them was the one But now that I see You gotta have a whole bunch of little ones And then get a big one But you never can tell Which is gonna be that one You think something's gonna be little And then that shit blow the fuck up You never know I'm talking about the one That the people who making the movie Gonna believe, gonna be the big one Where it's like some nice money up front It ain't like some Some comeback money Where you can get booked Off some appearances and shit I'm talking about right Fuck what the people think is the one The one that's the one for me That big ass checker That movie was terrible I made 17 million dollars That's the one You know that movie Like there's some bullshit But it's like you get a good deal On the back end And then like you said The shit nobody expected To be the shit Oh yeah Yeah, next thing you know You in the notebook too Crying and dancing You the most well known nigga ever Yeah, that's it That back end be lovely though I love that Yeah, don't pay me shit up front Give me back end points I ain't sticking around long I'm gonna hit me a lick And get the fuck off I'm not even gonna give The industry a chance to Not like me I'm leaving What's that number on that Nigga, about 20 million I'm going to Mississippi You'll never hit me again You fucking right I'm desperate You should pay the taxes I'm out I don't believe you though I'm telling you I'm not staying You may not stay in The traditional industry But I see you being On some chappelle shit You gonna get a shitload of land In Mississippi You right And you gonna have a gang of shows You gonna bring niggas out there I am And do it on your term They gotta come see me 20 million dollars You own Mississippi niggas Nah Happened, okay Do you understand that That ain't even a lot of money It's an old white lady In Mississippi with 20 million dollars Cause she collect shopping bags Nah, she just been rich The whole life She was family rich She's gonna go to the bottles For 15 cents 20 million I'm gonna get me a couple of Ems out this game Then I'm dipper I'm gonna just move to my land And get fat Get me a dog in Later with some nice titties I'm out of here Fuck this shit I'm still in this table When I leave Nah, I'm gonna get you one If you want one Yeah, I know that I had a niggas send it to you I need that This shit dope, man Oh yeah, this is a black Onger Yeah What type of titties though Dolly Parton titties or Nah It's too big Dolly Parton has It's the wrong color No, yeah exactly Wrong color I'm talking about I don't know I think the ones that last The longest be like Them church lady titties We know you melanated Yeah Who was a black woman With famous titties It's a lot of black women With famous titties Pam Grier Pam Grier Foxy Brown Pam Grier titties No more titties I thought Pam Grier more for face I ain't never thought Niggas go watch No, I'm saying Dolly Parton y'all know that's titties Go watch coffee tonight Do you trying to say Who the most famous black titties The most famous Who is the most famous black woman Known for titties Dolly Parton right now Right now And no period I never know Aretha Franklin Aretha Franklin ain't known for her titties Yes she is She knows titties When you think Aretha Franklin Known for titties When I say Dolly Parton He be like I'm thinking Jill Scott got the title right now And then we saw them I think Jill got the title right now She got nice titties too Yeah But Latifa had them for a minute Known has been labeled No black woman has been labeled As the tittie woman Because they told us to stop Remember they said We was over sexualizing the women So then we couldn't really So Dolly has the crown The tittie crown As soon as you say Dolly Parton Titties That's too big But Foxy Brown Exactly, see look You just said too big Titties Foxy Brown you say Fine that's just a That's an ideal woman Shaping everything Jill Scott I can get you that one I can get you that one a little bit But still Jill Scott Known for her face I'm still trying to think And her voice Did we overlook somebody Queen with titties You gotta be living single Queen with titties I think when she played Bessie Yeah she pulled them out And then it was like No nobody liked her Nobody disrespected them titties But I feel like they nice her titties It just wasn't a good scene For the titties I don't think that I think that was That was gonna get I don't even know Titties on a hot summer day You don't want to take a picture there You stand in front of a fan Trying to cool your tits off You might lift them Not saying nothing was wrong With them titties But those are not the ones That they led me to believe They was gonna be I was deceived She had nice nipples They was cool But You know Those are real titties Titties don't sit up I'm not mad at that I don't give a fuck If your titties look like torpedoes Just show up with What I expected you to have Like what you led me Up to believe Them those titties That she had in those movies Those weren't Khadijah's titties No Those was the other ones I didn't You brought it up Don't just set it off titties Yeah What are you talking about? I heard it You don't know mom She just be saying A lot of wow shit That's why I love her She just be saying Any fucking thing She got the world saying The math ain't mathin' The what? The what? The what? You know how you're gonna have A pap smear He ain't gonna tell you Well he don't know Well I've never been but Some of the cats have been furry Maybe a little sweaty You weren't ready for the pap You ain't shallow before Right because I would have gave I would have had a pap shower You had a full day In humid Philly streets And you wouldn't get your pap After I came here for a rug But I was just Ain't talking about pap Right So you gotta open up that But I'm still gonna let you Do the pap I ain't ready to play me Like this pussy stain Right Because it doesn't I don't know after a long day I don't give a fuck how Yeah it smell like It's a little twang too It smell like an underarm pit After a gym worker Wow No Now I drink water and shit Yeah but after a long Sweaty humid day I've been, I know Philly Philly humid as fuck Like walking It's a lot of that It's a lot of incubation That's going on in your pussy meat And so It's a lot of black streets You could drink all the water You want But that sweat and that salt Is going to create Motherfucking spam In your pants I like to call it twang You like to call it what Call it what you want But it's going to knock a nigga out Taste tort, got a twang Tomato, tomato Nigga's got the Nigga's got the Son dry tomato Nigga that shit Tart When you say tart Women say tart You gotta be like Fuck it let's go Exactly you with it But you gotta think It's a little hesitation But it's like fucking come on It is what it is Well tart is after you leave the club Like y'all been dancing on each other all night You gonna pop it For sure But as a man We don't want to hear that That's why I like When you say tart You be like chill like chill You be fucking You keep your nose up Like when you say tart You be like come on You still popping after she says tart Exactly what I'm thinking about Like it's going to be a quick thing It's going to be like Fuck it let's go You could have did without the tart comment Yeah exactly To sum it up She's a real street nigga She's smoking her blood He know He dance so He been in the club Dancing with a chick I know We been sweating Sweating and we leave And we get it poppin But if I know That her pussy don't Stay on a regular basis But you're right That nigga I been dancing with Damn man you do know I'm gonna dance with a lot of women And that pussy That pussy sweats Yeah Dancing niggas got it easy When do y'all come up with Routines Because dancing niggas Just show up with a dance Like nigga we got practice his shit Yeah niggas gathering in the Garage In the fucking hallway So niggas be having a secret Means and be like Alright nigga if I do this You do this Now I'm past it to you After that move Oh you went there Alright nigga I'm about to go here Can you break dance? I do all Spend all your head time All of that shit I mean not anymore But you do realize that We live in a time where You can make money Just going to people's wedding And dancing Facts You know how I made it Fanged you guys Like eighth bro Like the receptions Can be crazy How much to get you to come And fucking battle me In front of my wife In front of my wife Dude I got 15 grand Her pop's fucking loaded man Just coming to the wedding Fucking battle me That's all I want And then y'all come up with a routine And shit Oh that's not a routine You just give me that 15 And I'll come smoking real quick You a technician serious You be serious I'm not gonna let the niggas win On this wedding I'm not gonna let niggas win On this special day You have no idea How compared to Dancing niggas are For real for real in that case That is too competitive niggas I can't let you You gotta beat me for real In your tux Pop like me niggas You gotta beat me niggas You paying me 15 I'ma take the 15 I'ma eat your food And then I'ma beat you in the battle So what's the one song Like dance What's the song that you can't resist Like I gotta dance Just be gone Jimmy Caster Who Who Who Who the fuck is that Somebody play Jimmy Caster Who just begun And you'll understand what I'm talking about Y'all young motherfuckers in here Y'all don't know shit What is Jimmy Caster In the 50s But look here's the thing though Like I said it's a mystical shit Y'all don't know like Oh nigga yeah Chuck man But that sound like Jimmy Caster Long time coming Twizz They played that on my birthday commercial Play that shit and see what happens Have the niggas that don't know it Gonna get up and be like Oh shit Turn that shit Oh there's some breakdancing shit Turn it up Turn it up Oh he's like nothing Who this fucking table Here's some cardboard and shit I stand in the back like this There's some old shit That's when rap first came out Thank you boo This nigga telling his age Alright that's enough We can't play the whole shit We're gonna get flagged Jimmy Caster Suit the shit out of I want every fucking thing My favorite national restaurants Like Popeye's, Chipotle, Cheesecake Factory DoorDash connects you with restaurants that you love Right now and right to your door Come on now For a limited time Our listeners can get 25% off And zero delivery fees on the first order Of $15 or more When you download the DoorDash app And enter the code 85 South 2021 That's 25% off up to a $10 value And zero delivery fees on your first order when you download the DoorDash app in the app store and enter the code 85 South 2021. 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So we three niggas, the Apollo footage, the same three niggas, me and the twins, we went to Raleigh because at the time, that's when you knew who was who in different cities and shit. Yeah. So you know who the crews were or you knew who had dope dancers. So we was out in Raleigh hanging out with some chicks and they was like, yo, let's go to the club. We was like, yeah, we need to go to the club. We want to see who y'all dancers are. So anyway, we in the club and, you know, the club looked a lot like this, but times a hundred. There's niggas is, you know, a little more gold and shit, chains and shit. It was a lot of that. So we in the club all night, we with these chicks, but we would break off and we start siphoning. We dancing, we doing all our flips. We doing all our shit. You imagine you in the club, there's three niggas on three different sides of the club. We're on flips. Doing flips. A lot of competition. With MC Hammer Shoes with silver tips on. No, we had this. We couldn't dance in that. They're too slippery. Slippery too. I couldn't do that shit. So you killing them. You going back to this emotion. You know, when you start dancing, everybody form a big ass circle. So we in they time, we in they club, we ain't never been here before. So we was already taking a risk doing that shit. And so literally the song, the same song we danced to on Apollo. It's called Hot Music by Soho. DJ put this shit on. This is like two hours into the club night. DJ put this shit on. We literally see the whole club follow these other three niggas in a wave. They came right over to us. So they been plotting that shit all night. So the nigga dancing and shit. He dead. You know, one nigga do a quick flip and land in a split. And the twins is self taught gymnast. They niggas gymnast. They used to flip off their mama house. Self taught. So these niggas looked at each other and laughed. And one of the twins start flipping in one place. Like he just kept rotating. Handspring. Bop, bop, bop, bop. 11 times. Bop, bop, bop. In front of this nigga. We start beating these niggas so bad they were sitting Indian style in the circle watching us with a bunch of thug niggas behind them. The thug niggas was mad that they niggas were sitting down. They was like, man, get out there and get these niggas. So one of them, the twin is out there dancing. One of them starts to swim on the twin. The twin on some Mayweather shit. He didn't even see the nigga. He's bobbing him and- You mean to tell me this nigga out danced a nigga punching and- I didn't do it. You mean to try to hit a nigga out of anger and this nigga- He didn't even know he fighting. Man, what the fuck was going- He missed him every swing. Talent. So I see the shit and I'm like, aw, fuck, it's about to go down. We finna die. So out of nowhere, our Bruce Lee Roy kicked this nigga in the back. The twin? No, I kicked the nigga that's trying to punch him. It's all out of there. Cause to me, I'm like, oh, we in a fight now. Cause he's swinging. Somebody gonna swing on me next. Well, I kicked this nigga in the back and he went like this. Ah! And I see all the niggas in the back taking this shit off. And then security came and, you know, we lived, but it almost, it could have got dicey. Nigga, out of all the stories I ever heard about some niggas dancing, I ain't never heard death being involved. Did the twin never stop pop-locking or did he- That nigga was still backflippin' while this whole shit was going on. He like, you wanna walk out that door? Nah, nah, we had to get security. And I backed up against the wall cause I was like, if it's gonna come at me, I don't want nobody to- That's the best spot when you get jumped. Yeah, yeah, I was like- It's been jumped before. That's the coldest part about the internet. Somebody in the comments gonna be like, I was at the club that night. Yeah. That's what we already know. Remember that shit. Nigga's gonna have a club name and everything. That was club ecstasy. That bitch used to be raw. And the nigga came in there dancing real good, got the ass whoop. No, it really went down like that. It sound far fetched, but we lived through that shit. And that day was no up until the niggas up there. I believe it. They did the pop-lock another day. It was a good one. They did the pop-lock another day. North Carolina niggas. What part of North Carolina that was? Raleigh. Raleigh, North Carolina. They was showing Raleigh, Raleigh, Raleigh. Don't you- They Raleigh, yeah. They real niggas. They real niggas. They real niggas. Yeah, they definitely real niggas. They always be real. I'm fucked with North Carolina and the real. It's some good ass food up there. It's that barbecue shit that I like. They got good barbecue at the airport in there. That's the best shit in there. They do. That shit at the airport? That's Charlotte Airport? Got a barbecue spot for your ass. The barbecue spot at that Charlotte airport need to move to Atlanta. That airport is near for Charlotte. I'm fucked with that shit. You get that barbecue and you go sit in one of the rocking chairs, eat like you in the front porch. Big, white rocking chairs in the window. North Carolina food way better than Atlanta. You think so? I haven't had a good- You're just trying to find any reason not to like Atlanta, and that's some bullshit. I ordered macaroni and cheese with collard greens and macaroni and cheese. You can't eat everybody macaroni. You know that? You think you're just gonna, just because it's a black city, you could just pull up eating people macaroni? Can't eat everybody macaroni. No, it don't work like that, Mona. It don't. Just like you probably can't eat everybody cheese steak. Exactly. That's a real point. What's your favorite cheese steak place in Philly? The poppy store, like hood stores. Puerto Ricans, the little bit of English. So it ain't none of the chains. See? Like the Ischicabibbles in the whole house. Ischicabibbles pretty good out of all the tourist spots, but you got a South Philly cheese and you got a North Philly cheese. South Philly is whiz, that orange cheese, North Philly is white cheese. Yeah. Man is, it's hard to catch on. So which is better for you? The white or the yellow cheese? North Philly, fish car from North Philly. Okay. Philadelphia is a rough city. It's a great city. They don't be bullshitting, but they show a lot of love. Yeah. Philadelphia is a warrior. They fuck what you, they fuck what you. Hell yeah. I felt so out of place one time I went to Philly. I was in the barbershop and I was sitting there. Niggas was cutting my shit. And then everybody in the barbershop started praying. I was just sitting there. It's a lot of Muslims in Philly. I'm talking about the entire barbershop, the niggas. Everybody. Muslims, right? All of them. I was like, y'all niggas ain't even gonna ask me if I want to, all right, fuck me then. They got that beard, they might have thought you was gonna get down to work. They did, and I felt like they kind of was disappointed that I did it, man. Sure. The whole mood changed after that. Yeah. Look at this nigga. Man, you down here working in Atlanta? Yeah. Yeah. Comedy theater all weekend. How's that, how's that, how's Atlanta like, respond after seeing the niggas, they've been watching for so long. Because you know, this city, a lot of niggas come here and they can just do the first part and then they leave. It's like, brother, you're, that's the fans you want to be in front of, the rough crap. Right. I think we done got a bad rep though. No, that's always love. Yeah. It's always love. I don't play Atlanta that often. You should do. Every time. No, I'm about to be doing more, but. This is one of them markets where it's like if they fuck with you, they let you rock, bro. No, 100%. Any time I'm here, I get love wherever I go. And I've been coming to Atlanta since, since I left North Carolina. So yeah. 20 years. What's your favorite city? I love L.A. That's why I lived there. I love L.A. I love to visit New York. I can't live in New York. It's too, it's too fast-paced for me. It is. I mean, I'll be tired after like 6,000 in New York. Cause you know, they have 40 things once you touch down. I don't really do too much shit. That's one thing about it. When I go to New York, I just, I give up in the middle. I was like, fuck man, we gotta walk again. But I'm not going down all them fucking steps. We really need to do everything once. It's a lot. It's a lot for me. It's a lot to do. New York's a lot. Of course, I'm from the South. I'm used to the motherfuckers being that way. It's too much motherfuckers for me. Atlanta's really fast. It looks like Philadelphia. Yeah, the thing about Atlanta is everybody's moving. Ain't nobody really staying in one place too long. But in New York, that's a lot of niggas lingering. A lot of lingering ass niggas. A lot of niggas walking. It's super aggressive. That nigga like trying to fight me cause I wouldn't hit the weed. Like hit the weed, turn it down. He's really offended by that. You don't want to hit my weed, ma? They do get offended by that. New York niggas get offended if you don't even buy their weed. For sure. They'll just give it to you. For sure. Yo, I know you ain't want to fuck with me, but I'm just saying, just take this on me. Nah, nigga, relax. Bag dirty. Never buy weed from a nigga if the bag dirty. Like if the bag looked like it's been handled too much. You're cellophane cloudy, nigga. Yeah, I don't fuck with that. That mean he been trying to sell it for a long time and ain't nobody bought it. Y'all done got spoiled. Y'all out there with the medical weed and shit. That shit. This shit done with the college. That one's overrated. What? Some of it ain't. I think you just like hood niggas anyway, Monda. So when you like hood niggas, they weed hit better. Any excuse to go down there, you know what I mean? Yeah. You just like dangerous shit. It's a hood ass, nigga. You ain't something about the shit that I think awesome. It's a hood ass, nigga. LA got just good weed. Just give me just the house. It's hard to find. Just give me the house, bud. That shit hit to me. I like the dispensary weed, though, because a lot of niggas don't leave when you buy weed from. What y'all about to do? But no, this ain't that, bro. Keep it moving, man. That's funny. Anytime you call the weed man, LA, they want to hang out and shit. All y'all got some little cuties over here, huh? Bro, we got enough for us. Ain't nothing extra left over here. That's funny. J.O.N., play me some pimpin'. Man, you want a Capri Sun or water or something? I'm good, man. I'm sippin' my little water. What you want? Capri Sun, let me go. I knew you wanted one, you just didn't want to say this shit. Get one of them. Oh, fuck it, I always be trying to act like they don't want a Capri Sun. Why they don't sell a Capri Sun? By the gallon. Who? You're not listening. Capri Sun. What did you say? Water. I thought you had a big ass water. I just like free shit, you know what I'm talking about. They put, get my bag, y'all. You try to clean that. Bro, we about to switch to Kool-Aid, because we been drinkin' Capri Sun too long and they ain't fuckin' with us, so. We about to switch our shit, Kool-Aid. I'm gonna drink this shit I can't see. That's all a bitch on YouTube cut that open, there was doodoo in it. What? Don't believe that. Google it. Fake. It was brown shit inside of Capri Sun. Ain't shit in these. You can't see. That you can't at the bottom. This is doodoo free. Why you think they made the bottom clear? Cause of the doodoo incident. Ain't no rats or nothin' in this bitch. It's a dead joke. No roaches. My favorite city, Baltimore. I fuckin' Baltimore. Baltimore, July 31st. It's my first time in Baltimore. You doin' stand up? What you doin'? Yeah, I'm doin' stand up. For real? Aw, shit. I fuckin' Baltimore. I'm a comedian. I'ma be in your town on the 25th. Really? Where? July 25th at the Met. At the Met. Mm-hmm. That's North Philly. Young Billy. Atlanta got the best comedy crowds. You think so? But I think we got watered down. Like the old uptown days when they used to boo, that was the best crowd. That wasn't the best crowd. You don't think so? That was stressful. Cause I think if you made it, cause if you made it, you was funny. No. They ain't mean you was funny. They might've just been too tired to boo you cause they didn't boo everybody. I seen a lot of niggas didn't get booed, but a lot of niggas didn't do good either. I came up in them days. Wait, so the crowd was just too tired from booing? Nah, they was saving the boo. The Atlanta crowd be like, who that? Nah, don't boo him. Wait, wait, wait, wait. We got the nigga. We a really boo him. He ain't the worst. That's true. He ain't the worst. He ain't the best, but trust me, you say you're booing and you gonna need your energy for this next nigga. Yeah, Uptown 559. I got booed my second show. Your second show? Second show that we don't count to be. I haven't had a bad night. Soul Crusher. Yeah. That's scary for me. I feel like I should have already. What? Like I had a really bad night like when nobody laughs or they not like, you know what I mean? Like I've had times where they like make them laugh, like work at it. But I haven't had a flop yet. You gotta make these people laugh. You get to. Them flops be coming though, don't you? Yeah, got it. I think it's part of the game. How long you been doing it? Three, four years. Oh yeah, them flops. Quick PSA for comedians. If you get booed. Leave. Leave. Well, like walk off the stage, go home. Like don't. If you doing bad and you leave, I promise nobody be mad at you. I swear. Like drop the mic. Cause they want you to leave. No, no, don't drop the mic. Like comedians will do bad and then they'll come sit. I'm like standing next to you and it's like bad energy. It's like get away, bro. If you bomb, you stay away from people. Stop. Like get away. Bomb's down. Shrapnel. Don't bomb. So finish the set, but then leave the club. No, no, no. Finish the set. No, finish the set. No. No, leave. Get the fuck on. Cause they don't want you on the stage. Do you curse them out first? No. They don't like you. You cock-eyed bitch. No, that's you. Freddie. If you feeling it. If you feeling it. I always bring a cousin. Just in case you gotta back me off that bitch. Bill Verde did that one time. He was getting booed and he just started cussing everybody out and they started laughing. That's my plan. But everybody can't do that. I can fight a little bit. And he white. He white. Don't you know the thing? I like to see comedians bomb. We're evil niggas. That is true. Cause I know how hard this shit is. It's hard as fuck and everybody thinks they can do it. Everybody can do niggas. When I see a nigga dying, I go get front row. I like to just watch him die. Every nigga? When a nigga's dying, I can stop me. I got to see this nigga die. And then when they get off of stage and they start talking to you, it's like a ghost that's talking to you. Damn, that's cool, bloody. That's the evil side. Every comedian know that they like to see a nigga. Cause it's hard, bro. This shit is hard. When I see a comedian bomb and that shit crush my spirit. I'll be like Trey yelling in the alley. Ricky. Yeah, that's how I feel. I don't want to see that from nobody. I get a second hand embarrassment. Yeah, I start sweating for them. Yeah, exactly. Especially if it's one of the dogs. One of the dogs. No, when it's a comedian I know. I'm like, damn. That make it worse. Don't backtrack. You like watching your homies die. No, I don't like watching my homies die. You like watching your homies die. I like watching comedians that dig their knives and then they go die. Oh, okay. Because we didn't lie down on the road. Like, niggas would come up to us. And I'm known for giving niggas the mic. Like, they'd be like, yo, I'm a comedian. I'm not right. I'm like, oh, word. High five. Get that. Quick five. Could they really take the mic? Could they be talking? You can die. You can die in three minutes. You can die really in two minutes. Yo, don't they almost every time take the mic, right? Yeah. And I think we've only had, like, maybe one or two that was nice. Everyone else. Yeah, you got to let them niggas get them guests. Oh, niggas did. You got to let them niggas to blow up and be like, yeah, call those bitch hands. Niggas ain't really letting me on. Now I'm really sick. Oh, and niggas tried to stop my career, man. You know that's going on in Graham, for sure. Nah, for sure. I used to host comedy shows. Niggas can come up and bomb and don't have one complete joke. And get off stage and bomb. It was like, yeah, that nigga Carlos ain't bringing me up, right, man? Right. He ain't tell them who I was. You know, he ain't say nothing, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah, then the nigga had did two minutes right before I came up. We feel him. So he had, I was, I'm on the whole another vibe. We feel him and then mixed that shit with what he said. And then he didn't bring me up right. And the DJ ain't play my song. And the mic was fucking up a little bit. So, man. All the bomb excuses. All the bomb excuses. This the funniest shit to hear when a nigga bombing, though. The niggas handed me a right handed mic, man. Man, when a nigga bomb. When a nigga bomb, this what the nigga always say. No matter who it is, a nigga be a bomb. A nigga always say, yeah, man. Well, I just came up here to show my nigga, call him some love, man. Man, nigga, no, you fuck you, man. Just came up here to show y'all some love, man. Just came to show some love, man. What y'all think about the social media comics? Like, people that camera. This the thing about it? Leave them alone. Yeah, leave them alone. That's, you can't, it's like, somebody is telling all the social media comedians that they have to go do stand-up comedy. If you're not a stand-up comedian, don't let nobody talk you into that shit. But they going for the bag. I don't blame them, though. I don't blame them either because some of them are making a lot of money. They still be there. These people got in fucking demand. If people wanna book you and you do sketches on social media, the bitches need to know that you coming to do sketches there. Shoot sketches in front of these motherfuckers and put everybody who was gonna boo you in the goddamn sketch. Don't let these people book you for an hour of comedy if you ain't never did a minute of comedy. I show up at these motherfucking schools with a production team. Yeah, we shooting sketches this whole time. I'm gonna need these people over here to put these black t-shirts on. And y'all, okay, this was your, nigga, do what the fuck you been doing. Why would you let somebody talk you out the hustle that you been on? Man, I'd go to, I'd book these motherfucking colleges and be like, look, I don't do no stand-up comedy. But I will come and be on campus for two hours and I shoot some sketches with some students and I'm out there, bitch. I'm just gonna get more promotion that way if the shit go my way. Then if somebody say, man, that nigga came to school and bomb, like, nah, that nigga came to the school and turned this bitch up and we went viral, nigga. Why wouldn't you? Fuck that shit, bruh. I'm a stand-up comedian. I'm not about to let these people say, okay, Los, we need you for the homecoming fashion show. Don't curse, nigga, fuck all that. Nah, fuck that. Don't book me if I, you're watching the shit that I say. Why would you bring me somewhere that you don't want me to say this shit? I like the cuss. Stop hiring comedians and trying to tell them what to say. Hey, could you watch the bitches? What kind of not be some of these bitches in here? Uh, I mean, we're fine with the language. Just don't call them hoes. They fuckin' ain't they? It's kids in the show, they holdin' babies. Fuck outta here. I feel like that, I'm a lover of comedy. I feel like the comedians I watched coming up told jokes in little clubs for 15, 10 years, whatever. People like me, I went viral from the beginning. So it's like, if I say yo, meet me in Baltimore, they gon' meet me in Baltimore. Yeah, but you gotta do something when they get there. Here's the thing, you get booked for 45 minutes. You gotta do a, that's the contract. A comedy club is 45 minutes, that's the minimum. Or at least tell these motherfuckers, hey, keep it real. I don't do no stand-up comedy. I need it. 45 minutes of comedy. But you suck, take the picture with everybody in it. Give them a reason to love you. Give them a reason to love you. What's that though? Like me, I'm throwing, it's for me, like the street. So I'm gettin' a venue, I'm gettin' the security, it's my shit, I'm booked myself. Cause niggas ain't callin' me. I did the punchline in Philadelphia, I fucked the punchline up. Them niggas wasn't gon' call me. You don't need them to call you. Comedy is male-dominated. They not gonna call you. And then on top of it being I'm male-dominated, I'm a viral comedian. So the comedians that's local to me, they not inviting or wanting, I've tried. Exactly! They not supposed to. You know how many of these people who you think supposed to call you don't have no idea you even want to do comedy? Fuck call you, I'm saying I have came and really been like yo, I'm feeling yours, you're alleged here, I want to hope it for you. You should have told him that. You fucked up when you told him that. You've been here from Philadelphia. Yeah, you hear it. You sound like Freeway. Like sometimes you be talking, I think she's gonna give a, like cut the beat, yo. Ain't nobody gonna just be like, you want to open for me? For real? You got, you hopeful? Go out there and do your best and I'll do the rest. But here's what I say about social media comedians, because there's two different things. I agree with y'all, like if you not a stand-up comedian and you get booked to do an hour in a headline, you should be smart enough to not do that. You should do what you're strongest at. You should take $1,000 of that deposit money that they sent you and hire a negative right, you should materialize. No, but like, some I'm gonna do though, some I'm gonna do. But here's the thing. You're not gonna be nice, even with somebody writing your shit, it takes some season to be on stage for a whole hour. But at least you'll have enough shit to say when you get there. If you remember it, because you gonna be so goddamn nervous because you're not conditioned for it. It's like having a boxer come in, a professional boxer show you all the punches, but you getting that goddamn ring for the first 30 seconds, you gonna be gasped. Oh, I don't advocate for none of these niggas to be out there and manipulate the comedy game. Because you can't. What I'm gonna say is this, look, there's also the question that I always get. Like, do you think the social media comedians are funny? And my thing is, yeah, there's some who are funny and there's some who are not. The same way coming up in the deaf comedy jam era, whatever era you in, whoever, you know, we supposed to be the realest in the traditional era, there was garbage niggas then too. And there was great niggas then too. So every era, whatever platform you use, there's going to be the good and the bad. If hip hop niggas would have stopped when the 70s band niggas was like, nah, y'all just gonna be a fad, y'all cheating and y'all using our music and y'all just spitting words over it and that's not real music. If they were to listen to that shit and got discouraged and stopped doing it, we wouldn't be sitting here. That's a fact. We wouldn't be sitting in this room. That's a fact. Because hip hop, even though they didn't like it at the time, now they're getting with it. Now they, you know. And real musicians laughed at them too. And real musicians like, man, fuck them little niggas. Because I'm a stand-up comedian and sometimes I be wanting to do some shit too because them niggas look like they're having a lot of fun in them sketches. They be sucking real titties and shit. They be having the only fans' girls on there. And some of them are repetitive boring. They be slapping girls on the board or some bad ones. But, I don't like more bad boys. They be getting to touch real boys in them sketches. I actually like to do stand-up. Fuck them sketches. That was the way for them. But to stand-up comedian to be like, fuck them sketches. Fuck them sketches. Because they ain't even got no punch last night. See, I do sketch. I do sketch too. They just get nice, pretty visuals. I do it all. That's the thing, Los. I be like, fuck them sketches. But you gotta, but it's like, it's almost like the new, it's the new way to do it. But see, they do skits. They do skits, yeah. Well, I mean skits. They're baby sketches. They believe in living in color schools. So we do sketches. They do though. Minutes long. Yeah, that's why me and Spice will do it all the time. Wait, wait, wait. So what's the real difference between the skit and the skit? A skit is a baby sketch, basically. Skit is a baby, exactly. It's like, okay. And less, less work. And it's typically not as funny. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Because that's the thing. It's not as well thought out. For me to do a sketch, I needed to be creative. I needed to be, people call me sketches. I have to be the baby mom. We're gonna knock shit off on the shelf on Walmart. And we're gonna get put out. Like that's really what people bring in. It's like, for me, I needed to fit me. I would have you be a lawyer. Or a doctor or somebody respectable in the community. With some same nails. Yep. Because it would be so unbelievably believable. I'm scared of them, but I like them. I feel like you could be in a movie. It's like the bus driver with a big booty. Like they'll put you in a movie with some white people. You're just gonna have to be aggressive. Black women giving them life advice. Like, look, look, bitch. They like that. Go get your man. Exactly. You take over. You be in four movies doing that shit. But that'll be, hey, it'll be hard. White people love aggressive black women in their face trying to give them life advice. And somebody got to get punched in the face. Why do we love anything we do? We set the tone for everything. The culture. We make things for the world. I'm about to find a way to manipulate racism to my advantage. That's why we all talk about people with big wigs saying no. How can a big wig say no? We create the culture. We control the culture. I think things are changing in that way as well. They mind tricking. We're gonna start tricking white people. They mind tricking you into taking the alcohol. We're gonna start tricking white people into doing shit that we don't even like. Just to see if they don't really do it. They're in control of the finance. True. We're gonna start doing some wilder shit, is all I'm saying. Do you know it's been our whole plot? Like next winter, I feel like niggas are just dressed like cowboys the whole winter. I'm talking about all the way down. Unannounced surprises. And it just, then when white people start doing it, like we do, just stop doing that shit all of a sudden. It's like, boy, y'all laying in the air wearing that goof-ass shit. Yeah. I like that. I wish it just come out and be like, some motherfucking chicken hats or something. Something outrageous so we can clearly see that they still in this shit for months. Nigga, we start wearing chicken hats. The next thing you look up, Louis Vuitton chicken hats is 25 hundred dollars. It's just, I don't know, bro. Look at the bodies, look at the bodies. Look at what white women's bodies now. Their lips, their hips, they're like, we already know. But even our skinny women, finer than they skinny women. We can take, fuck all the plastic surgery women. We'll take 100 skinny black women and put them up against 100 skinny white women. No surgery, no makeup. We're still gonna win. For sure. A thousand percent. For sure. I like me a little slim chicken too. We've been thinking about how to be the white woman. Bro, it's not even the white man. Who is it? You don't even understand, bro. America, if you fucking do the same shit these white people doing, you'll be straight. And what is that? Nigga, anytime you see a bunch of white people doing some shit, do that. Tick tock. Whatever it is, nigga, do it. La Crosse. We not being American enough. That's why we not enjoying this shit. White people don't wear their masks. You don't then. You know what I mean? I'm gonna be like, that's right, brother, that's right. You're trying to be strong. Tight, I got a damn mask off. Just don't understand how this shit worked. Go to Starbucks, see? I think we should start calling the police on them more now. Man. When they walked by, I locked it up. You got it locked the door. They groupin' up in the park, call the police. It's a bunch of people in this park and they're passin' around a ball, might be stuff or cocaine. But they don't comprehend that. White people don't comprehend that. I'm not talkin' about that. You're a black person. You will never be able to call the police, so don't ever do that. Nope, nope. I'm just sayin'. I didn't have to do shit to the white people anyway. You just have to take advantage of what white people call freedoms. Like you have to be, go get you a registered gun license. Join the NRE. Buy you a truck. Put you a big ass American flag out in front of your house, man. Why don't we get a confederate one too? Fuck yeah! That's the only way you gonna get any peace in this bitch. You gotta be American, girl. We ain't been American enough. You like it. When white people get mad about some shit, we gotta show up mad too. You right! Taxes high on the motherfuckers and we need these credit. The only way. That flag is weird. It's a loser flag. Fuckin' right. The loser flag. It don't matter. If you wanna be it, if you ain't leaving, just do what the fuck they doin'. I'm not sayin' it's gonna make your life better than just gonna buy you some time. I'm gonna stay a nigga. Stay a nigga. And they say I look white. They know I'm not white. They follow me around the store. They're gonna be over that white shit in one minute. That could be across, maybe from across the street. Like, she white? Oh, she's clearly not. Yes. It ain't even white people who get this shit from. So, open my mouth. As soon as you open your mouth. I don't even open my mouth. My earrings are big. It's over. We just gotta start takin' advantage of this shit. Well, no, they follow you. Cause they like, is she white? The flag is before they mix. That's rude. Why? Cause it is. It's my fuckin' business. Say hello before you say you white. They touch it? Yes, because you can see the fingerprint. Thank you for that. You can do that for me. Hence the name, don't call me white girl. I'm 100% black. I like you. A hundred? A hundred. I have as much white in me as you have in you. I don't have no white in me. Oh, you got some white in you. It's impossible. I ain't got no white in you. Hey, you remember him? Did you go to Ancestry.com? You remember him? Do you want to believe him? When he was showing you all his ancestors that died in the war and it was the same motherfucker over and over again. That's what my family looked like. A bunch of niggas, my height. A bald head. And a granddaddy looked just like me. So there's not a drop of white in you. You know for a fact. First black man on a horse in North Mississippi. My great, great, great granddaddy. Stolen it from the white man. Got all kinds of black history in my family. You ever heard of a Jere curl? Yeah. You don't know Jere last name? What? Miller. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. That's hard. I'm a staple in black history, bro. My great, my great, great, great granddaddy was the first black man to put some house speakers in a car. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. These random Negro facts. Yeah, random Negro facts. Hell yeah. He ain't family marched with Dr. King too, right? Yeah, yeah. Right there with him. He's solid. He's in the back though. My grandmother was squirted with a fire hydrant on Turner Street. For real? With a hydrant? Yeah, they, they told they little asses to move and they sprayed him with a fire hydrant and they flew. My great uncle sold some weed to a couple of civil rights leaders. He wouldn't tell me exactly which ones he just know. He said when they used to come to town that they used to hit him up and he'd bring him to business. He was a nigga that damn old stuff. They used to hit him up. He did. He was a plug. In the civil rights movement arena. Yeah, right. They knew who to call. My granddaddy told me he was selling weed since the 50s. They called it hash back then. Reefer. Reefer, yeah. It came rolled up. You get a couple of bucks for five dollars in the paper bag. Jones, he said Jones was a dollar then. Take me back. Probably with some bullshit. You remember Arizona? People like they don't remember that. Around 2004, 2003, we smoked Arizona. It was only Hayes and it was Arizona. That was y'all. We had, we had, I never smoked shit. He never smoked. He be dancing. What's up? So no smoking at all. You dress like a baby just be dancing. He gonna live forever. That man dance, do karate. One finger push up. He the one who got everybody on that flat earth there. Did you drink green shit? Wake up in the morning and do crunches. Nah. I do drink green shit though. Okay. He be doing that shit where you have to get on your elbows. But I, Listen to that very well. Do it again. Mona, what the fuck is wrong with you? I'm not giving you none of this dick. Okay? No, I'm trying to have some get away. You know, I already talked yourself out of this, Mona. You got random niggas cash appin' you and shit. That's true. You not ridded for me. This nigga don't use microwaves. He don't? He smart, cause this shit's not good for you. He mused that iPhone though. All the radiation is right there. Might as well warm your foot up while you gettin' this shit. Right. This nigga don't use the microwaves, man. He don't trust the government. And I don't blame him. I fuckin' love him. You know how much patience you gotta have to not use the microwaves? My grandmother took the shit. It ain't that goddamn long nigga. Toast up? Toast up. You got an air fryer? Not yet. Do you not use a microwave because of the radioactivity? Yeah, why am I gonna swallow radiation? Exactly. Sure, we got phones. Yeah, that's fuckin' us up too. But it's on the outside. Where? And you just gonna welcome. When you go to get an X-ray, they put that big ass lid on your motherfuckin' ass. Right to protect you. And if you break it, you can't get it. That's what I'm sayin'. So you gonna eat the fuckin' radiation? Not only do I eat it, I sit and move around and watch it. With some pasta sauce, nigga? It's mixed into the pasta sauce. You drinkin' and eatin', fuckin'... I'm watchin' it too, cause I wait. Like I watchin' a bubble. That's how I know when to take it out when it bubbles. That shit be too hot. That's how you know the shit killin' you. Like, microwave gets shit. You ain't never been to jail. No, I ain't ever been to jail. This is a good dude. That's this. This is different for me. You know what I mean? No, he ain't never even been in there. You mean the grilled cheese with the iron? I made fuckin' deep dish pizza. And I like it when it's been fried. I did it a year. Damn! Twice. You did a year twice? I probably came and spoke to you in one of them prisons. I was on the sixth in market. I used to come down there with Charlie Mack, and we was always in the juvenile prisons, talkin' about it. She was in the big girl prison. I'm a grown-ass window. You look young as fuck. Take the compliment, nigga. How you make that deep dish pizza in there? Right. Listen, so, you take tortillas, right? Cause that's, you sell your tortillas, and then if you get a little spicy beef sausages, and then you take ketchup, and you mix that with sauce and a little sugar that's your marinara. So you do your first layer with your meat and the cheese that you stole from the kitchen. Shhh. Cheddar, then you do another layer. You might do some frying, you know, put some veggies in there. Where the fuck you get all these ingredients from? You in prison? I stole them out of the kitchen, cause I worked there. So you smuggling everything? I put a doble by the cat. Rolled that bitch up on the elevator. Okay. And it was a good time, you know what I'm sayin'? I hear you. I'm not interested, but I hear you. So you had a... I've never, ever, ever, ever, in my life been around so many fucking women. And it was, it was pretty terrible. But you know in jail a lot, people do the past time they fuck, especially in girl jail, especially the married women. Like if your wife's in prison, she write you on letters, she's fuckin' some big woman, ain't Bruce. Cause the women had beards there, you know what I mean? Y'all look sharp. But when the last time you heard a female prison story? That's my first one. Just like two seconds ago. This is going to jail? That's the first and the last. People say you too pretty... Mr. People say you too pretty to go jail, so a bunch of... You laugh and you low key trying to suck my dick just now. I was definitely... You leave all the way to the... I ain't that big of a fan. I ain't that big of a fan, yeah. It's a lot of pretty women in jail? It's a lot of gorgeous women. I was in the right position too, I was like... Bro this shit wow. Every time we try to have a nice little conversation. I seen the women get fisted in jail. No cap, it's jail, what the fuck? What else you gonna do? You fuck, you eat, you fuck, you eat. Do a couple crunches. You know what I mean? Just passing time. What if it's... Bitch is going to jail, let's move on. What if fisting? She said let's move on. Now you all know nobody been to jail? So it's women in jail. I was in the same jail as little Kim. Making deep ditched pieces with stolen ingredients. Also him made dildos made out of pens, pads and rubber gloves. What? What? You take pens and pencils as the base. You wrap them around with sanitary napkins so it could be solved. Then you take a rubber glove, put it on top, another one on the bottom and you have you a dildo, sir. If you want to get fancy, you can make your strap on. How's she gonna fuck your wife? Big people be married in jail. Especially the women that have men. Like the men that come see her every weekend and shit. She got a hickey, she says, she broke out. No, her fucking husband upstairs is giving her that shit. Like Bruce. Big Bruce. My first celly was like 350 pounds. She was from D.C. And she was a man. She had both lockers filled and she said, you can't get a locker but you're welcome to get whatever. And they used to hold me down sometimes. So I was sitting in front of the door while she fucked people. Loudly. She got it, man. Big Bruce is the motherfucking man. From D.C. Shout out to you. You watching this. She didn't try to fuck you? No, she didn't. In jail, it's always like a family thing. A girl jail. So she was my dad. My dad did a lot of time in jail. So I remember calling him and I'll be on the phone with him. And I'm like, dad, something, something. She's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm calling him, bitch's dad. It was too late. She was already my dad. So you called your celly dad. That was my dad, nigga. We had two lockers. She ordered everything for the room. And we just shared. So how long you been in there? A year. Did you get fucked by nobody? No, I never dated a woman yet. I'm on my way. It's close, A-V-I. That's not my name, but I mean, I hear it. She called it nigga A-Ron. No, I did not. Oh. I said A-V-I. A-V-I. Your name's not A-V-I? No. What is it? A-F-I-I. Oh, it's A-F-I-I. So I use the F instead of a V. Yeah, there's never a V in that motherfucker. A-F-I-I. I mean, I'm close. I know your name. Oh, you A-F-I-I. Yeah, I got you. When you put a V in that motherfucker, that's not my name. A-F-I-I. I got it. No way. I don't go by that no more. I used to go by Darloff's. It's different. Damn. It's a different letter. It's all good. I just can't believe these women is in there. That's not bad. Women want some dick. They ain't that make it N-P-N-Dicks, man. And they say, we'll fuck anything. But sure, N-P-N-Dicks. And they get a N-P-N-Dicks. So there's a lot of sex. It's a lot of sex in God jail, too, but you're not gonna believe that. Yeah, that's why we doing our best to stay at that number. Me, too. That's enough to make a nigga like, what's wrong? I was in jail 10-plus years ago. That's a long time ago. I was a kid. I ain't trying to break none of that shit. People make mistakes, fellas. I'm okay on the outside. I like life. Me, too. I haven't been in a while. So was y'all penalized for the, like, when they come in rage, y'all shit, and they see these dildos? Yeah. Everything's contributing. If you have a state-issued shirt and you fucking put a little roll in it, it's contraband. You know what I mean? So, adobo, salt and pepper is contraband. All that's contraband. Happiness is contraband. Like, jail is terrible. The way they treat people in jail is terrible, too. We have more people in jail here in the United States than anywhere else in the continent. That's why we should treat them. We got more people fucking up. Yeah, but that doesn't mean that they just get treated. Like, shit, you deserve your rights. Your religious rights, you deserve it. But they're making money off everybody here in jail. Exactly. Huge money just to feed them and don't feed them. You don't get an apple. It's been times a whole month. Exactly. It's been times a whole month where I don't have any fruit and vegetables. That's wrong. Y'all making pieces. Deep dish with tortillas. We need to take, we need to pay more attention to the niggas behind the wall, how they're being treated. I think we do. I'm just saying, can you plug us with some of the bad bitches that's in prison so we can start sending them something on the world? You know what I'm saying? I don't feel like just because the- The same part is some of them are still in jail because I was in jail for 17 or 20 years. I know, and I want to try to build some relationships before they get out here. I got you. I got a couple names. I'm talking about the beautiful ones that you were talking about. Not the ones that was getting fisted in Bruce and them. You don't want Bruce's information? No. No. Bruce and him get the same lineup from the barber. Yeah, give me the Bruce. Give me the Bruce. Yeah, the Bruce. Bring my shit up a little bit, like Bruce shit was. Shout out to Bruce and DC. Oh. Damn, Monty, you just had a rough life. I've been through some shit. Well, we glad you're out here with us this summer. Me too. Man. Last summer too, you seemed like I'm a first home. I've been in jail for 10 years. What was the first thing you did when you got home? Got fucked. So fuck eating happily. I didn't eat shit a lot for nothing. Freakin' here, man. I skipped to it. You imagine you guys were fresh out of jail plus you're on the way? Yeah, we not even getting to the crib part. I ain't done. That's some shit I ain't never had. I never missed it so much in my life. I didn't realize I liked it so much until I couldn't have it. Hmm. No, nothing really made me take COD because Dominique is fucking too. Your CO's are fucking. Hmm. What? Your CO's fuck you. The correctional officers, the police, they'll fuck you. They give you extra milks and fuck you. Extra milk? Yeah. Bitch, you want this vitamin D or not? That's just, that's the shit you've been telling me. Let me make jokes about it, but it's terrible. It's terrible thing. I'm gonna give you 100% dick for this 2%, bitch. You went jail for five years and fucked this sloppy, fat ass CO for some milks. That nigga ain't never quitting his job. Fuck no, that's why they got him. A lot of weak men like that get CO and cop jobs. Y'all know that, they're weird. 20 years. This is a guy from high school that didn't talk to anybody and people smack the shit out of back and see it every day on lunches. And be like that scene in the state at all when Jada needed the money for the brother college. I'm in a bind, Nate. I'm in a bind, Nate. I'm in a bind, Nate. You bitch, if you want this milk, you know what you gotta do. That was terrible. You don't want to move her. And that bastard didn't go to school. That was terrible. We don't know what I did to get this fucking money. Make you look at your mom different a little bit. You be in that shot with crying. Mommy had to do some shit to get them bills paid. Damn. You know what? What if I had so many fucking uncles? Them ain't your uncles. Your mother got one brother. She was fucking them. You fucking them in to get you on that school trip. You want a hokey? I didn't grow up like that. I didn't grow up like that. But you know who mama got at the worst in the movies? Forrest Gump, mama. She would get my ass towed out. I think it was necessary. School principal fucked. Yeah, she had to do that. She had to do that. She got that nigga some legs. She fucked him some legs. That there is a legend. The last time you heard a bitch fucked him some legs. That nigga had polio. You know how bad polio was back then? She got that nigga legs back. She was making him believe that he was. Good part of the game. Forrest Gump, mama was a hokey. Fucking matriarch. She was a hokey. She did what she had to do. See how big that bitch house was? She ain't never worked. I think she got it. Fuck it. She didn't know who his father was either. She did. It worked. What she named her Forrest? It worked. I see it worked. Forrest Gump went around the world nigga. Twice. He ran one time. On franchises and shit. Successful. All American. All of that mom's cat. Had his mama not fucked that man. He wouldn't have been at that school. Met the president. Never would have made it to the University of Alabama. Ping pong champ. Come on man. Saved 100 people in the war. I was a rod egg. That's a good ass movie. It's one of those ones that don't, you don't mind watching it wherever you at in life. For sure. It's much more than that. You could be sitting at the bar toe-up and they be like, nigga, they got Forrest Gump on there. Hell nah, that my boy right here. White Lieutenant Dan. Jump out there and be with no legs. Little legs. Lieutenant. He smacked the prostitute. He mad. What? With no legs. He slapped the shit out that bitch. Forrest Gump fell right into it. Forrest Gump beat him up like take off when the nigga tried to grab Jenny. Yeah, Jenny. All your souls for it coming through that bitch like this. At the Black Panther meeting. What? Sorry, I ruined your black path to Paul today. Paul today. That's a good piece of cinema. You know who known for big titties now that's black? Zee, Sherry, look. It's this nigga. Look, bro, Sherry Shepard. This nigga went back to an hour and 15 minutes ago. No, cause I was trying to, y'all didn't, I couldn't think of one. But there's still no black woman that has the labor though. No black woman has the labor. As a big tittie, yeah. There's still no woman that's just known for big titties. Yeah, Sherry Shepard. Nah. I don't know who Sherry Shepard is. We know that she has big titties, but what I'm saying is there's no black woman that's known when you say her name. Oh, the tittie girl. Like Dolly Parton. Dolly Parton is synonymous with titties. Whoopa Goldberg has some big titties too. He is bugging. Nobody even looks at her tittie area. She's just not that type of woman. I love her, man. I ain't never looked at a whoopie like that. You just don't whoopie don't give you that. Bro, you just can't be out here looking at whoopie Goldberg right there. Don't discuss our titties like that. Brian, you need help, my boy. Don't touch whoopie. That's where y'all draw them. You don't have no, you just swerve with it. It's fucking whoopie Goldberg. Damn. Hey, this your partner. Who? This guy. This silly. I claim him, man. That's my nigga, but you know, I don't know where his mind be going when he's with the tittie. Look, if you had to, if you had to pick one whoopie Goldberg or Queen of Thieves. We still won. This is crazy. Y'all want this respect? We'll see it like that. That's a fucking no choice. What you want though? Don't even entertain. That's not a fucking thing. Whoopie is hard. Is that a certain point you have to stop? Whoopie or Queen. I'm rocking with the Queen on that one. On which ones you would rather suck? Whoopie Goldberg or Queen of Thieves. Queen of Thieves. Whoopie Goldberg, don't even ask. Whoopie Goldberg love this show, man. Queen Beautiful and Whoopie's Legend. If you can't not do it, man, whoopie. I'm not doing either one. My favorite Whoopie movie is the movie with the white guy. She has a kid by him and she don't really know. Ted Dancin'? Ted Dancin'. Fuck Ted Dancin'. Fuck him. My favorite Whoopie Goldberg movie is Burglar. Ghost. Ghost or something. Mine was Eddie, because I was an extra in that motherfucker. Hey! I was a basketball court side photographer. You can see me, I'm real blurry in one of the shots. It's beautiful. Hustler. It's fucking awesome. You thought that was gonna be one of the one? But I was doing all the dumb extra shit, like trying to go eat with the main cast. Hey, what was the job you thought was gonna be the one? All of them. No, all of you see? Same thing, yeah. Not when I was doing that extra work, but... But yeah, when I first started booking shit, I thought Def Jam, I thought that was gonna be... Oh, nigga, I'm on now, nigga. I'm the new Chris Tucker nigga. Nope. Gotta work. Gotta work. You gotta put in work. You know what I'm saying? But I'm thankful for every job, though. Every job is a building block. Is that big special, or that big special? Is that the pinnacle for people, that big common special, the hour? I don't know. I don't know which one... I don't know how many pick their favorite. I told you what was one gonna be my favorite. The biggest chick. The last one. The biggest one. The money. I definitely want the special. The formula has changed, though. Back in the day, the formula was Def Jam, get on the... sitcom. And then you go to the movies. That's how it was. It was like Martin, he did Def Jam. Then he did the movies. Then he had a special. Or no, the specials didn't... Well, kind of the same simultaneously. Specials in movies and the other. I don't think Martin, that show gets enough flowers. Like, that shit is filled with you watching it. Did you see the hoodie? Big homie sent this to me himself. Oh, that's what's on. Yeah. He did. He sent me shit. Like, that show, that moment in time, watching that shit. He came to my stand as special. He sat in the crowd. I was like, I don't give a fuck what none of y'all niggas say. Martin Lawrence is in my... It's him, the audience of my special. That's crazy. I'll give a fuck what y'all say about me. Big homie, Stampty. That's crazy. Appreciate it, man. Martin Lawrence. Well, J. Anthony Brown sent me some hot sauce. That's valid. You said that. That's valid, too. Yeah. You got them right. I was running around with some niggas. I be around the legends and shit, too. You stand. You and J. Anthony Brown is the legend, though. You got a club and all that. Hell, yeah. The J-Spot. I used to be the J-Spot. I was doing the J-Spot when did nobody give a fuck. Watch that now. He wasn't even there. J. Anthony Brown. Yeah. I shot Anthony Brown. I did the J-Spot before they remodeled the bitch. The stage was on the other side. One night I was in that bitch, they got to fighting at somebody's birthday party. Nigga, they told that bitch, uh. They remodeled that bitch more. For real. They was throwing bottles around that bitch. It was crazy, isn't it? I liked the J-Spot. I liked it, too. One day I got high and I was just walking around. I fucked around and walked past the J-Spot. I was like, I don't walk too far. I walked far as fuck. I don't know why. I was just walking. And there ain't even no way you need to be walking in it. And I was angry with it. Nah, not over there. But at least if you're on that side and you keep going west, it's a little better than if you go to East. You going to the other side of the poor old park? Anything south of Wilshire is dangerous. I feel like every street is dangerous. Everywhere. Yeah. I just feel like it's a lot of tension out there because they know where to park. Especially in LA. Damn, that's a good theory. Especially. You know how frustrating it is to be a homeowner and you can't park in front of your house for once a week. That's crazy. Right. That's crazy. Yeah, put your shit on the other side of the street. That's shit. You're not going to put shit in your spot like seamen to shit. Like big honks and cement. That's how we do in Philadelphia. Put big chairs. Sometimes just put your kids in the spot. In LA, you can't park on the street one day out the week because the street's sweeping. So you got to maneuver and find other parking on streets that will allow it. And that is the most goofy ass policy ever. It don't suck. Isn't it the same day for everybody who's in the alternate days? No, alternate like Monday, Wednesdays. They let you know when you move in. Look at street sweeping once a fucking year. They like get your ass up. The funny thing is I live in neighborhoods in LA that don't have street sweeping and the streets are cleaner than the ones that got the goddamn sweeping. This is loud. You clean your own fucking streets. The land is pretty clean. It seemed dirty to me. Yeah, sometimes. Depend on what corner you on. Exactly. I didn't visit the hood. That's true. Good. I got to show you some better shit about Atlanta because you're not about to leave here. You're never here, Carlos. I know. I text you, I'm here. You say I'm in Africa. And I'd be in Africa. You in Atlanta or you in Connecticut? That's a bit different. I was in Buckhead. Like that's nice. That shit used to be nice in the 90s. That shit didn't fell off so bad. It looks pretty nice to me. That's the most dangerous part of Atlanta now. It is. This is me niggas running down the street. There was a shootout. Niggas just shooting at anybody. Shooters caught no motive. Niggas just mad, shooting people as they passed by. Don't. Yeah, Buckhead used to be out there. That's crazy how Linus is the worst maul now. It's the best maul, but it's the worst maul. I got mental detective in there, man. No, not the best maul. It just has the best shit in it. What's the best? Not the best maul. You let me tell you the most slept on maul, the most consistent maul that always came through for niggas in Georgia and no nobody ever mentioned it. West End? Cumberland. Cumberland maul got you fresh when you couldn't find shit. Cumberland is that shit, though. Cumberland had your size when then nobody had your size, niggas. Cumberland came through. Set out the Cumberland. You ain't never really lived in the Atlanta Metro area if you ain't never pulled a little cuter out of Cumberland. Set out the Cumberland maul. Cumberland maul has been holding niggas down. You know, that is the most. I do get it. That is the most slept on maul. Most slept on maul around this time. Because a nigga will tell you to go every other maul about the Cumberland. Man, Cumberland maul got your size. Nigga will tell you to go. There's always some little holes in there that want to be hollered at. You might be buying your business and get stopped. Hey, hey, excuse me, bruh. Bruh, where you from? I ain't from down here. I just fuck with niggas like you. Damn, can't even look deep for a sad bitch. She doing bad, though, because she living in Cobb County. So she stay with somebody. Cobb County is the best. No, I'm saying anytime you meet a cutie in Cobb County, if she look good and she living in Cobb County, she stay with somebody. Big cousin, sister, somebody. I get you that, I get you that. Because you got a rat out there. This ain't like, it's four people in an apartment. They got a big ass house. But it's a lot of people in there, mother. Shut up. I ain't got time to break this. No, you're right. No, you're right. I know you're right. Shout out the car. I'm from Cobb. Exactly. Shout out the community. She had you pulling up in Palisbury Road. She stayed with her UNC. Two big pretty ass bitches outside. They got a dog only white people have. Like, she got a fat ass and a border collar. What's with Cobb County? She's got a golden retriever. They dogs went to school around this bitch. Damn. I'm gonna start going back out there. Now this is gonna be a lonely ass summer. I feel like everybody gonna take this summer and just be single. I feel. Cause we've been in the house for a whole year. I don't know. Niggas is already out. I don't really feel like nobody's committing to none until at least the spring though. Damn. Baby. Spring of 2020. But they're not lonely. Niggas is out. Mingling like a moth. But do you know how many people lost all they holds during this quarantine? I'm talking about everything. Cause she got to know you. I'm talking about the one who said you were never gonna lose her. She gone. I'm talking about, she's somebody fiance, isn't it? How and why? Niggas been laid up for at least eight months. I tell you, you never get to know somebody until you were locked in on some quarantines. That's what I'm saying. A lot of motherfuckers was only able to lock in with one person and lost all they holds. I'm talking about it was worse than a flood. I know niggas who lost eight, nine holds during this shit. That's a lot of holds. I'm talking about that was his holds. They just found out who was most important. Quarantine. Quarantine, what, none for you, huh? No, that was shitty. She was laid up with a nigga too. Don't let her be tricky, bruh. I did quarantine with a nigga for sure. She said her celly was 350 pounds. She was a lookout. That was her dad. You see, man, now you get people to get financial help. He got, I just noticed. No, he got a delay. You can't let that out. Shit come back to him. He had to think about it and then it looped back around this man. Hey, y'all remember we was talking about you going to jail? He's kind of like, I'm back. That's how we got to the city. That's his name. Backtrack. He gonna bring them up again. He still want to know if I hit one. No, my quarantine was full. That's what it's all mean, love. Neither one. I'm talking about nigga. Did you quarantine alone? No. So you had a bitch in there? I did, I did. He got a whole family. He said it like you had a wife and you grabbed that one. I got a whole family. That's what marriage do to you. That shit's like, you get a bitch a lot of the kids, they live it, everybody live it, they breathe it. That married life. What that shit hitting on, bro? Yeah, how's that? It ain't for the week. Ain't shit out here in these streets, bro. If you got a good one, you better work it out. It ain't for the week. 24-7. 24-8. Kids is always hungry. Yeah, they grown. They got to eat. Do you know how to ignore them? Have you mastered that? Oh, yeah. They're master of that. But you know what's crazy? These generation babies, if you don't got wifi, they ain't fucking with you. Oh, man. They ain't fucking with you. They will literally call you broke. I'm talking about, can we go home? They broke. They wifi, they ain't no good. That shit is a crisis. You got to have internet. You do. Oh, man, went to your move and you call your kids and be like, y'all gonna come over here? You're hitting that on yet? No. We'll come when the internet on. They not giving the fuck about you? For sure. They don't play with toys no more. No, bro. Game to change. Tablets. It's a different world. I have a lesson. I love to sit over there and don't fucking talk to me. Because I don't want to talk to you either. Love you. How many kids you got, Mom? I have two children. You have some more? Two beautiful children. Do I want more? Yes. When I'm rich, I'll have more. Like three, bop, bop, bop. I'll do like the rich bitches and get a bunch of them and put it in at once. Do that. You see these bitches having twins? That's not natural. They paying for them. So? You can pick the hot color, legs, how high, how tall, how short, all that. For real? I'm about to create me one like a creative player. Give me two ball players. Gonna create me a whole ass baby. X-ray vision. Kids bring joy to your life. It's like the worst and best thing I've ever did. They do. Like you love them. Like I feel like if you don't think here and there, like, damn, I could have gone and gave her that 350. You don't really let them children. You know what I mean? I love the shit up muscle. Girl parents think about if they wasn't right. Yeah, I'm probably gonna have me some more, too. You want more? Hell, yeah. I might give me some more and some step kids. You planning on having some? Yeah, I just want to be a whole nigga with a room full of kids and people be like, look at y'all. I raised all y'all. How many kids do you have now? One. I feel like I should have had more when I was younger. You don't have that. I should have been out here with six or seven. That's wrong. That's wrong. I'm the only child I'm with. Oh, very, very sure. I miss that shit. I should have been getting these old pregnant bruh. If I would have known I was going to be straight later on. Oh, I would have. Ooh. Damn, that's a fact. Because I know I miss two good baby moms. I mean, because I'm going to be sitting with them posting on Facebook now and be like, oh, I should have got her. I'm pulling. I'm telling them I don't know what they were. I want to just put it in there. Damn. Damn, that's a fact, Los. You've got to have more than one. Only children are aware. Kids need siblings. You've got to have somebody who conspires. I wish I could kill them. I know. You've got to have that person to grow with. But I fucked around. I did the same shit. But them only child kids. They love pregnant. That's all the child. I did what he did all my life. I've been spraying on you. Yeah. Oh, OK. My big mama hasn't been probably a little bit nice. And I probably would have got another one. But she made me not want another one. If she would have just been a little bit nice, I probably would have ended up with two. But I'm so glad I did. I'll be looking at niggas with two baby mothers like how, nigga? How do you do this shit? You got two people that hate you. Fact. Damn, I wish I would have had more kids than I was on you. I should have had some more. How many you got? I got two. At least you got two. I should have had some more. Damn, I should have had about. I should have had about five. Woo! Because we be sprayed by them. No, no. It's still working, right? It's different now. Don't bother and watch your kids. Mm-mm. No, no. She young. When you young, man, everybody watch your kids. Don't somebody watch my fucking kids. Now, them kids in the trunk, they all stay all back. Yeah, we should have had some more. I'm gonna miss my opportunity. Should have had some more. They watching. It's downhill now. It is. Now I'm just at the point like whatever. Had some more. My shit. You have to. Only children are fucking weird. I would be so, be so quiet, be so born. I would have like a imaginary class. So I'm in there talking to like 20 kids. And then I would have an imaginary student teacher. I had to cuss that bitch out because she could never get the kids to relax. Wait, did some shit you did because you was the only child? What else I'm gonna do? Imaginary shit. You know, like fucking play with it. Damn. It was bad. That's what you weren't wrong in. In making up shit. You got it. You gotta have more than one kids need somebody to like bond with. Should have had me some more kids. I'm gonna have about. Three. Your pull out game is immaculate. You really pulling out and not getting nobody preggin' on pre-com. For real? So that means you know when you pre-coming. Because you get preggin' on pre-com. Oh, yeah. Hell, yeah. You got to pre-pull out, too. Yeah, you got to jerk it, pull out and jerk it. Nah, you had to pull it out and wipe it off, start over. Who been preggin' up a pre-com? I got preggin' up a pre-com. Yeah. She not sure of that. I'm not sure of it. You know I'm sure of it? Because I don't like cum. What? I don't like to be came in. Oh, my. But you can't control that. Yes, you can't pull it the fuck out. You can't? I can ask for it. Mm-mm. I was like, I'm just meeting the nigga. He know what I don't like. So he's going to pull out. So how do you know it's pre-com? Because he pulled out. What's the fucking math? Where's the math? What are we missing here? I don't even know why you want yourself in there. She didn't get nutted up in. Her club didn't get shot up is what she's trying to say. No, the club didn't get shot out, but it was a shoot in the parking lot. Yeah, exactly. That's how I got pregnant. It was a stab in the foot. Yeah. Exactly how I got pregnant. The fight started in the club. Yeah, it was in the club, for sure. It was in the booth. The whole club didn't get sprayed up. It was so disgusting to get somebody pregnant. That's what happens when you come in somebody to get pregnant. I don't know why I'm in there. Like, I feel like y'all know how somebody can really, like, manipulate or, like, try to ruin your life for so long. So I would be real, like, careful with my come. Because if you, if we, me and you have a sex, right? And we don't have that type of relationship. And they don't pregnant. You say, yo, I really don't want it. To me, a woman should take that in for women, but they don't. Like, a woman knows she went to the baby from the gate. She don't give a fuck about how you feel. I love the message that you made. That's why you guys finally wanted her. Who don't want it, too? I just think it's up to you. Y'all need that birth control pill. Y'all need something to be able to protect you. We're straight. Y'all really think we out here trying to live better. We like, we like that shit. We like to go raw. Y'all need no birth control. That's going to take the fun out of us. I think everybody out here. They take the thrill out of you. Like, well, she's not pregnant. So fuck, take this fucking birth control pill and go out here and continue to not get anybody pregnant. If there was a pill that you could take, you wouldn't take it? No. No. Really? No, because I don't talk shit. I'm going to be, when I'm in the pussy, I'm like, yeah, this didn't know that birth control didn't know drugs. Like this shit, don't you do? They don't even make this like this no more. No GMOs, no birth control. I got a file. Put my hand on it. Put your little remedies and shit. Keep it to yourself. Organic dick. I'm gonna get sick of no GMOs. I tell certain people. No preservatives. I'll let you know. Thanks. We had a life-skinned baby. That's cool. Still ain't taking no birth control, man, the fuck y'all? I mean, if it was out with my sons of age, I would get it for them, I would put them on it, all that. I don't mean shit. I have a lot of male friends. I've seen women do things like that. They didn't even want the baby. They just want what he got or want the situation. I bet you try to force you into that. Ha ha, I'm plot twist. I ain't got shit. Errr. Errr. Got trick that you pussy. Thought you had a good baby, daddy. Thought you had one bitch. Nah, man. We just talking shit. Plot twist. I think it's out of there though. Didn't think you'd been sitting there thinking about some kids you should have had ever since I said that shit. For real, man. Your wife was gonna watch this shit and punch the fuck out of you. Who the fuck was you thinking about when you gazed in the air like that? Exactly. You the fucked up, man. Yeah, you ain't trouble. She's zooming on this gaze. You gonna get your ass full. Yeah. Blink twice if you're in trouble. Damn. Bro, this. She hit you. Blink twice. It's all good. We bring some more kids to the fold, bro. That's what we're doing. It's the summer. Fuck it, let's make some kids. Yeah. I'm gonna find me two-step kids. Y'all can make kids that keep moving. Now, I'm gonna, I want two, but I want two more. I'm just fucking their mama. Their dad ain't never coming back or some shit. Just gonna be fucking their mama off and on for 15, 20 years or something. Thanks. Help her raise them kids. Step dads are cool. Shout out to the step dads, man. Nah, yeah. They are. I'm like, who your mama hugging? My mama ain't got no hug. She been messing with the same man 20 years. They ain't cool, man. Uncle, huh? He's cool as fuck. He's cool as fuck. Uncle, Uncle Daddy. Yeah. It's a lot of good women out here working too hard. I got a couple stepdaddies in my life. A couple? Mm-hmm. Shout out to mom. I had the same one forever. I'm glad, I'm glad I didn't have to go through that. I had the same one. I had a couple, man. You had wrong with it? Yeah, my daddy was around. You had a dad? I had a dad. She be clapping. That's why you were so successful, bro. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I think you bagged me because you had a dad, nigga. Yeah. Nah, my dad was also. I am better than you a little bit. Yeah, I mean, come on. You can't make a deep dish piece of it, though. I can't. Not a prison joint. Yeah, but she bagged me. I can't. Yeah. I ain't gonna get you to the top layer yet. I want you to make it in the microwave. That's all we had. Microwave it 190 water. That's the hot water on a unit. If you go down, it's really warm. You burn that bitch with it. Shh. Mona, when you coming back to the A? I'm gonna come back next week. Come back and then I want one of them deep dish joints. All right. I don't need all that extra shit because we got ingredients now. No pork, though. Huh? I don't eat pork. You don't have to eat it. It's mine. I'm not making you pork. I'm giving you beef pepperoni. Have you had it? It's amazing. No, I don't want this shit. You want pork. If you had pizza in Philadelphia, you had beef pepperoni. But check this out, though. You trying to fuck it. Nevermind. You should probably on YouTube at this point. I don't fucking need you is all I'm saying. I wanted you to be included. But once you took that little fucked up attitude. I'm gonna make the pizza for you. You ain't no tell me what you not gonna put on my shit, though, mom. I don't want pizza, but I ain't. I want you to taste how I taste. I ain't asked about all that. You already sold me on the idea of the bitch being good. I'm like, ooh, I wonder what this kind of pizza I like to taste like. I don't like all this shit you name. I know the ingredients I want on my deep dish. I've been to Chicago. I'm gonna try that Philadelphia is a Muslim city. Yeah, it's a lot of Muslims. I'm a Muslim. Ain't no pork in this one. Don't just pick and choose when to be Muslim. You wasn't Muslim when you was in jail and shit. You was following the law then. I mean, I don't, I mean, clearly, like you can see a Muslim that's practicing because they were over guarding me. But I'm Muslim. I think that's why. Your whole legs is out. You're going to hell. I went to Zuma. I went to Zuma Friday. I didn't know you came. Got nails, tattoos. Yes. Smoking bloods. And children. Out of wedlock. Out of wedlock, yes. What? You know you can't touch the women when they're on duty. She hugged me when I walk in here. They were storming shit out of her. Yes. I didn't know that. You can't do what? You can't hug the women. Or you can't, you know what I mean? Bro, you know the crazy shit, though? When I went over there to Dubai, they still be trying to flirt. They be looking at the nigga, they be like, You're not supposed to make eye contact like that. Man, they be doing, they hit a nigga with them eyes. You're not supposed to do that. You went to Dubai? I went to Dubai. Yeah, scary as a motherfucker. What is it? Because you see how it was just normal and then you see somebody show up and then motherfucker got a ten on him. He's like, oh, they can't catch you on guard. Could you smoke weed there? No. You can't do shit over there. Uh-uh. You can't do shit. You gotta buy some street food. They got some niggas over there that's so black. They look like they blue. They bright beautiful. But if you call them black, they be like, no, you're black. Ew, yup, black, yeah, yeah, you black, not me, yeah. Niggas look, I'm talking to them niggas would look like he was frozen or some shit, like a purplish blue. With some black ass hair. Their colorism goes in every difference, not just black people. I don't give a fuck. Some of them niggas were so excited to see me, though. I was like, I don't know what the fuck y'all was. I could pull up at the gas station, they got these dudes who just pumped the gas. I guess a lot of shit over there, that's real baller, that's for regular ass people. They got gas pumpers in them. I got out the car, and it's like, Carlos Wallinghouse, some brother, some brother. They pump your gas in New Jersey, too. I don't know. By law. They pump your gas in New Jersey. I ain't never had to buy gas in New Jersey. You never been to Laney City? Yeah, I got a show coming up there. I always come in and do my show and shit. Well, you're doing better than me, nigga. I ain't never been to Dubai. What you mean? I ain't ever been to Dubai. How is that doing better than you? God, that's, you better do Dubai, that's shit. You went over Eddie Murphy house. You went over Eddie Murphy house. I was telling us about Eddie house. This nigga said Eddie Murphy living in a castle, bro. Did you tell Eddie Murphy about me, bro? That's how niggas are. You did? Come on, man. As long as you did. Because my nigga did. Nab did the whole movie with him. You didn't even tell Eddie Murphy that. That's fucked up. It's too niggas' way for me to tell him about you. But you know me too long. I ain't never been a hater. Word. I spread love. Word. I can't look. Eddie's a known boxing fan and he had these big boxing viewing parties at his crib. There's no way to explain that shit. It's literally like in the beginning and coming to America when King Joppy Jopper is walking him through and there's zebras and shit walking. You know what I mean? They're walking out and that's his house. He's still lived there and that motherfucker Zamunda. Zamunda Castle. So the first house is his house. The Zamunda Castle? Remember in the beginning of the movie Paramount, you see the Paramount logo and then you see that big ass fucking castle in the middle of the forest. That's his house. Oh. I ain't know that. My son works? Where does he now? I've moved here to hell. Believe me. I've tied my own shoes once. It is an overrated experience. Let them wait. I'm talking to my son. Love that fucking movie. Legendary. What'd you think about the second one? I think that you can't follow a classic like that. I agree. It's just, just leave it alone. You cannot sequel everything. But again, Eddie always gonna be the goat. I got a painting of that nigga on my wall so I'm always pay homage. Is that your favorite comedian? Yeah. Who's your favorite comedian? Carlos Miller. Who's your favorite comedian? Pryor. Pryor too, but I like Alive. Alive? Yeah. Earthquake. David Chappelle for me. It was Pryor, Paul Mooney, but they're going. I'm a huge Paul Mooney fan. I have a goal of making niggas walk out like he did. Paul Mooney is fine. I watched Kobe Brandon like, I'm my own fan. That's hard. I'm the goat. That's hard. I'm the Mamba mindset. If you don't believe me. I believe. Let's book a show and use prove it to me. You gotta beat me. Quit touching shit. Fuck that. Quit touching shit. Go get whoever. That's how you supposed to think. Whoever you want to get. That's that rapper shit. When I get to heaven, I'm gonna follow some of them niggas. That's that rapper shit. I'm the truth too, nigga. You're funny. I was up at Jesus's last weekend. Nigga, I got a standing o' two, nigga. Yeah. That's hard, bro. Yeah. I'm gonna be doing this shit in the next life too. Who's your second favorite comedian? One of these niggas. You know, one of them. Whoever. Congress don't give a fuck. Damn show dump. Fuck around to say the wrong name. Whatever. A lot of the niggas don't like me no more, so. You been made it. Fuck around to show a little to the wrong motherfuckers. I don't fuck with them easily. I fuck with you because you're an island. You don't mind being on that island and you don't give a fuck who swim up to it or who leave it. You gonna always be that island and that's what you, you content with that. Exactly. As long as you content, you can always have peace. Peace was a motherfucker. Because you don't need no other island to come join your island. You good. Good. That's exactly how I like it. This game will break your heart if you believe this shit, man. Back for sure. Don't let them take your motherfucking heart. That's why you see niggas out here going crazy right now because they be thinking that, hey, this the one. And then when that one ain't the one, they don't have no backup plan. Especially when you're not like, I mean, people, you know, people with some people are really trying really hard. It was, like I said earlier, it was comedy college at Warm Daddies in Philadelphia. You could pay five second dollars to learn. To me, you can't learn how to be funny. That's more of preparation, though. I mean, or maybe timing or whatever, but some of these people- Can somebody check on the chicken please? Some of these people just, you don't have a funny bone in your body. Something is just not, it's just not it for you. But for me, I feel like when you funny, well, for me, like me making somebody laugh, making myself laugh, like that shit make me feel better. Like that's how I've gotten to do shit my whole life. So while I'm under a bridge homeless, or I'm in a fucking mansion, I'm going to be laughing and making somebody next to me. Do you have a herringbone on your side? Yes, I do. And look at the chain matches. It's black on. She a queen of the hood, bruh. She making up for that time she spent in the hole. Yeah. She's a queen of the hood, bruh. This shit came out of a time machine from 1992. Yeah, bruh. Damn, you like it? She used to date a drug dealer nigga and he gave her that. I'm not mad at it. I'm actually not mad at it. The chain was bigger and it broke, so she made a- She made a link? A link lid? You remember they used to pop chains and snatch her herring, too? You used to do this shit? No, I said remember when they did. In the early 90s, that was the thing. People would snatch your pocketbook, you know what I'm talking about? I tried to stay away from that life. You freak your black in my eyes. And snag, I don't champ him, no. I just smoke him. You just smoke your bracket? My brother here, he champs shit. I don't do that. What? I just smoke him. I think that's something. Ain't that like the sin? Why you judging me? You supposed to freak the black in my eyes, I thought. And make it pull a better sin. I don't think you know shit about black in my eyes. You got flat shoes, man, bruh. Your shoes is too flat. You're not even about that life. Yeah, niggas that wear shoes, no socks on them. Niggas that wear reds, smoke raw paper. Yeah, I got no socks on them. That niggas happy in life, when he gave up. I'm happy to go with a K.L.S. movie. He just be out here with his niggas with no socks on them. I like it. I'll let that niggas do what the fuck he do. These vans, where you doing post office? We done wrote on his shoes, man. Vans, it goes together. You feel me? Yeah. You got like a hard way to move up with a stick. I'm letting him wear shoes with no arches, nigga. He don't give a fuck. Generally, any stick that you could fold and dance. He a flat-footed beast, and I don't get in his motherfucking way. Let him do what the fuck he do. He wanna be cold, bro. He cold. I think the nigga gotta be recognized as a cold nigga, though. Keep doing your thing, Brandon Lewis. Thank you, dawg. Don't never let this be the last time you come to the trap. Yes, dawg. What can they find you at? He from the A. You can find me on Instagram. Who is Brandon Lewis? New season of Roast Me. I host Roast Me on all-dev-divs. New season, I came to Atlanta. I got all my dogs. You didn't get me. So now I know I ain't your dog. Now I know I ain't your dog. You are my dog, but you ain't open love. I could have did something. I could have came down there and said, you know, this is my dog. Shit just coming down here to show love to the brand. But fuck it, go ahead. But I got set it off. You don't worry about that. I got set it off, y'all. If it doesn't look, let's go. All right, go ahead. Thank you. Shut up and set it off, man. I got set it off. You gotta get these niggas a hard time, bro. No matter what you had in life. I know your rhythm. I know your rhythm. Yes, please tell them what your only fans is. Okay, well, don't call me white girl. I don't have only fans. You could just DM me, and I'll send you a picture that's pussy through the cash app. Get in there real quick. Ask me in the DM for a question. I feel a lot of judgment coming off of you. I don't even know all of you. I don't have a question. You ain't ain't got no fucking socks on. No! I'm trying to be polite with you. You don't post the West Sacks all the time. Up north, if you could borrow your fucking sticks in a ball, that's a no. But I ain't judging you about it. I like it. I like the aesthetics. Stop fucking judging me. I'm in the jail, smoke blacks. Anyway, I got a show in Baltimore, July 31st. Okay? I'm on Jasmine Sellevins album. I'm gonna hear her talk about my daddy issues. Terrible. You should go check it out. I love Jasmine Sellevins. She's the best. She's gorgeous. She can sing. She's amazing. She's vegan. Wait, she was on a new album? I'm on a new album. Hotel, Sam. I have a hotel. Check me out. Don't call me white girl, don't forget. And I have something really big coming out that I can't talk about, but it's really a show. Okay. All right? This is lit for me. You know what I mean? Try and get these kids up together. I'm not mad at you. Listen, you can't be. It's out there to snatch purses. You know what I'm saying? What's next? I'm producing shit right now. Producing TV shows. Oh, you had Joe's show? Yeah. What else do you do, really? I do everything. I'm up the mindset of no limitations. That's creation. We got 85 South Media. We got our own media company. We got our own record company. We got our own studio. We already take the tile of hair, remember? Y'all are the blueprint to what a lot of niggas need me paying attention to. You niggas are? Yeah. All right. No, I'm serious though. Like, y'all are the blueprint of taking an opportunity and making a business out of it. Making an enterprise, a multifaceted, multi-branched business out of it. It's fucking brilliant. Bro, that's why we've been trying to tell these motherfuckers. I think they scared the fuck with us. Who? All these people, bro. We legit over there. All white people. Niggas, we'll wrap off camera on, because I don't like to say shit on this. But no, I... Because they steal so much content from this show. Without you saying any names. They steal? Fuck them people. Y'all making your own bread on your own. People gonna steal anyway. But just how I look at that, right? People have been stealing my YouTube videos. They steal my IG lives. And they put them on all kind of pages and they get their revenue shares. I look at that shit as, okay, we in the 90s and y'all niggas is my street team. So I ain't have to go pay y'all niggas directly. Go get your little rev share off of that video. But now y'all are promoting my name as if my face was on the side of a van or a car. But I mean, that part I'm okay with. I would just a clip of me talking on the podcast a year ago just with viral. No, they'll take the whole shit. Oh, wait. That's what I want to know. How do you feel about a motherfucker taking your bit and just seeing it out their mouth? You know what I mean? I've had niggas take the pepper ready to dig ready. The whole shit, whole minute, the same shit. You got to run up on people like that. That's what I feel like. You got to have that conversation. If someone's taking your material, I'm talking about something different. That's why I'm trying to sue the internet. The media. Seriously though, I feel what you're saying. You got to get like these record companies. These motherfuckers got so much fingerprints and they music that. And that's who I'm talking about. Them people. Do you want to ID your shit? I get it. Yeah. Those people who show up with the fucking paper hanging out the briefcase. We're going to sue the shit out of these motherfuckers. You see somebody doing a Carlos Miller bit. It's all in the comments. You stole it from Carlos. The people see. They talk about it. You know what I mean? I appreciate them people. We appreciate it all. All I'm saying is there are a lot of people out here with great material. Still some of that. You have to use all of mine. I'm going to be up in this bitch doing sign language. Like, what the fuck happened? And it's still going to be funnier. That's the thing. They got it all. Stoned everything. Took everything. I ain't got nothing left. Stoned my boy. They stoned my new boy. Are you glad death was so traditional in your hands? Majority. Caving you, ma. Yeah, they coming out. There's going to be 50 deaf niggas in this nigga DM. Yo, that was fucked up. You see it. And they got to send you videos so you can really feel them. There's going to be a silent protest. Oh my god, the quietest protest ever is going to be a hundred deaf niggas silently marching. You know what they're really going to do? The fake sign language is going to really make them mad. Yeah, we love the deaf people. We love y'all. They didn't hear you. ABC. Y'all can take a joke, too. Y'all can take a joke. They didn't hear you. I know the alphabet sign language. They ain't going to hear this shit until the captions come out. Oh, rim, rim, rim. Oh my god. Rim, rim. Oh god, yeah. I don't have one. Really? No. See? Fuck them people. That's what I've been saying. No, it's not even about... For me, it's just... Impressions are one of my tools to get the job done. You know what I mean? I'm not an impressionist. I'm just a nigga who got a couple of talents and I use a talent that makes money to pay these fucking bills. What's the fan favorite people ask for the most? Oh, Jay-Z. Y'all about to say it's Hove, man. They always ask Jay-Z. But recently, they started asking more from Maya Angelou. Well, Denzel, you do Denzel, too. No, I don't do Denzel. I do a version, but no. That's Jay-Z. Chris Rock. Chris Rock. Yeah, Chris Rock, yeah. But no, Maya Angelou, Maya got bars. Y'all niggas on... Y'all... She was one of the original MCs. I'm just trying to tell you, oh, listen. Shorty, I'm there for you anytime you need me. For real, girl. It's me and your world. Believe me. The world is me. The world is me. It's the world. The world is yours. It's mine, it's mine, it's mine. It's crazy. Whose world is this? I would think she was sleeping. Still girl, it's yours, Carlos Miller. That's crazy. Carlos Miller, look at you and I'm talking to you. I can't. The world is yours. Stop, man. You're in Highland. You're like a ruber. With blue waters floating all around your sand. But inside of that island, you're still a nigger. You're still a solid nigger. And I salute thee. And still I rise. I rise like a phoenix. How does it happen? This has been another episode of 85th Self, so we out this bitch. My guy. What time is it? I got a piss. We gotta take a picture. Let's do it. Sit back down. Let me see it. He ain't even say please, that nigger. Sit back down, please. Come on over here, titties. Now you keep scooting over here, but get closer, like we know each other.