 And the game is on, Michael Cogley has the ball, crossed over to, Gav Colley gives chase, Gav still chasing, the ball comes out, I'm here James Dunn who commentating from the all too familiar scene of behind the playground with my camera. And here beside me is the voice of Ireland's David Lackinson and Gav Colley turns, great speed, Sean Griffin comes up, comes tight, Mark Kelly, Finney and Kern goes to try a bit harder, Mike Hurley's up, oh on your chest the big man comes down, Rory Croke went in hard, Rory Croke pulled out of that tackle, another reason soccer players are softer than GA players Rory, Rory pushes Gav out away, Michael Cogley comes in, first man down is Mark Kelly, oh Gav Colley, great save by Brian Grogan, Mark Kelly again the long range effort, up in the air, Finney and Kern stays away from that one, Rory Croke looking lively again, he crosses it out to the wing, Finney and Kern nice control, he's around, cleared, Colley again looking very lively, using his pace standing in the one position, Michael Cogley comes in to tackle, we're not sure how long he lasts today with the ginger hair and the red sun, crossed and crossed to Rory Croke now, Rory he wants to win the love of Nicole O'Connor of DCUFM, it's a Romeo and Juliet story, Gav Colley once again using his pace to move that two metres, many people would say Gav Colley will be such a loss to the football club next year even bigger than Michael Murphy, Finney and Kern moves in to Nile Farrell, Gav Colley, the heat is really taking his turn as Mark Kelly comes with his purple boots, Good shot, well saved by Brian Grogan, no score yet as Rory Croke chases up to feed, Gav Colley turns with Michael Cogley solid at the back, nice to turn, Nile Farrell's in, Nile Farrell heads for goal, over the bar there's no points in this, and here we are with Sean Griffin and I can tell you that I will be in no way by you today even though the college view has recently turned me down for a position as features in it, so come on DCUFM, Gav Colley uses his strength as Finney and Kern battles in the corner, Gav comes out with the ball he's willing to cross, Rory Croke is staring out of the early exchanges, Michael Cogley heads up the field, on his own, the ball is going to be crossed now, Cogley goes up for the header, but he takes it on his knee, Ross McCarregan the goal, the only man to be sub goalkeeper for an A and a B all around, as Brian Grogan wakes up of all the miscommunication here, Brian Grogan is about to clear, up the field, turned by a man in Liverpool jersey, will it be the first win for Liverpool this year, nice flick through the legs, oh good stuff, Nile Farrell is not looking lively at the minute, he was a bit more lively and knowing the feelings off us a few weeks ago, I am probably going to be hated by the end of this, Brian Grogan giving shout, Oran Vodra says I'm hated here, can he won't realize Henry Clarkson was a poor footballer, Michael Cogley to shoot, oh the first goal, he wants to get out of here early before the sun picks up too much, he's already fading away, right, Mark Kelly with the ball with some corner of T Cody on his head, he turns, there's no pace to this game whatsoever, all pure athletes, Michael Cogley to game and slow down, we're still one Nile here, Aspinion Karn goes in to tackle, the conditions are difficult, the sweat is pouring and that's just me looking at the children, turned around, back to Michael Cogley as Rory Croke moves up, Garth Lavin seems to be warming up along the line here, moved across, Rory Croke will he shoot, no he won't, he turns back, tries to find Michael Cogley, there's a bit of a bromance going on here, it was messed up because Michael didn't get the ball, Finnean tries an attempt to kick the ball, Mark Kelly back again, he's looked good, Garth Cogley where's he gone, oh he's got the line, oh it's not even tackle, oh there was a bit of malice in that, Garth Cogley, oh off the post the Masters student misses, up the field again, good tackle by Nile Farrell, moves up, Dummy Der goes in, good tackle, things are starting to heat up here, Mark Kelly, now Collie Beats out, night trap to score, has to go wild on the line, Rory Croke doesn't look happy with that as he spits on the ground and L has Juve character, Rory starts to give out, I'm sure there will be a big article about this, as Rory loves writing about soccer, to Michael Cogley, back off the field he strikes, oh block, Ross McCarrie gritties himself for the shot, turned in, flicked off, Mark Kelly clears, this game has gone stale, one on, another man on the ground, Keane Roach is on the line, offering encouragement to his teammates after getting kicked out of the new barrel last night, or on the Valger Hill looks ready to come on, will he come on, without the love of his life or the barrel on the line, that's a very old German, nice German jersey here, Sean O'Griffin the fashion icon, Rory Croke in his custom shellburn jersey, good to see he's actually winning a game, Mark Kelly, the store student, Ross McCarrie points up the line, as if it's going to make a difference in five-side, kicks it up the line, oh and she in for his first bit of action, comes in and pulls out his tackle, Rory Croke out to the wing, Rory looks to turn on, Finian, one-two, oh and she in's in, shows the shoulder, goes to draw through, Rory Croke doesn't work, the German man in the tackle again, oh and she in's in, it's the foul round is he, it's the foul, oh Scab, Scab, Brian Cotton, good save by Ross McCarrie, one all still, Rory Croke will be looking to his notebook a half-time to try to get the scores, a notebook more sacred than Anne Frank's diary, on she in in, wide, a curry man who can't score, oh in hard dare, oh, Rory says relax, he wasn't relaxing when Nicole O'Connor was around last year, as he moves in, he didn't like that comment, he's fired up on this occasion, as we hear on the line at the ground football in DCU, Scrot, Scrot, a number of lovely names any mother would like her son to have, she in in, Brian Grogan down on his knees, no time for a blowjob, Brian play the game, Michael Cogley coming up the field, as Mark Kelly moves in to tackle, oh wide, Ross McCarrie died for no reason, as if Finian Kern goes to shoot, the mead man his fitness is showing here today, Rory Croke gets up high in the air, King Roach comes tiring out, oh no sorry that's just a terminator, Michael Cogley turning around, we have five gingers on the field, what an occasion in the sunny weather, Finian Kern in, oh my god, I don't know whether there's a blaze on the field or there's just five gingers, it's something I've never seen before, Michael Cogley comes out as King Roach gives chase, we have yet to see Garth Laval enter the field wearing my 13 year old brother's jersey, keeping in mind Cogley plays for men's DCU soccer and he got turned by Gav Colley a minute ago, just shows DCU soccer is not that good Rory Croke, stop writing about it, anyway back to the match here and I'm going to stop my vendettas against the Colley two who did not hire me, so I'm back with DCU TV and David Larkinson, the man who got the voice of Ireland job, hasn't mentioned that on Facebook at all in the last few weeks, as Michael Cogley turns back to the game I got sidetracked there because the game is so good I have to go back to it and the ball, he passes it and it's another ball and we cross it around, yeah soccer is really good, anyway Mark Kelly in OG, oh Rory Croke in here, oh he dived oh my god Rory Croke dived, oh Aryan Robin eats your heart out, King Roach, Brian Grogan out to save, Finney and Karn go to turn, Rory Croke, oh lovely skill by Rory Croke really showing off all his talents, playing in a higher league than Shelburne are currently in today, the Colley Jew Cup that's all it's all about, you can see it on the ground there, nice bit of tin to bring home with you, a few beans in it and it'll be a nice breakfast, in hard, tins are going very fiery now, Rory Croke's in, oh Ross McCarrick stopped out with his really muscular legs, oh Brian Grogan down to save, it's a battle of the keepers, Mark Kelly's tee cosy seems to be coming off his head, give us a drop of that tee there Mark, Rory Croke turns, oh and she in tackle, he's working hard but he looks a bit free, the warm weather's getting to him in hard, back Rory Croke, possession game has taken stance, Rory Croke, he's been on the ball a lot, is he going to substitute himself today, we will have to wait and see, fine year of communications studies, Brian McLaughlin is out here playing, numerous nicknames, I'm just going to call him Brian cos I know him that well, good ball out, with the Liverpool jersey, nice cross, Michael Cudley goes in but Keen Roach comes away with it, Michael Cudley was just germinated, Keen Roach turns and he's gone fast, someone went mad with some crayons on his leg a while ago I see a little bird on his leg, the only bird's hanging around with him lately oh and she in, comes to turn, as that's blocked on the way through Rory Croke looks tired, he spits again, is that just a soccer habit Rory? as he turns in, the station manager, oh he, we will hope he won't be coming back for masters with that effort, we don't want him around next year oh he looks to redeem himself, takes him on, oh it's just not his day, take him off Mini Perk, still on the field, the best man in Manchester United Jersey since Tom Cleverly, Rory Croke, Orrind Vodra still hasn't entered proceedings how long has he been warming up now? oh and she in, leaves the field in disgust Rory Croke, I don't know whether he was that dumb or a fake shot hits it in to Mark Kelly, Gav Colley's back on the gold scorer tries to play the offside track, looks to turn, Michael Cudley sizes him up oh good block, Colley's in hard again in the corner get out of the corner, as Colley's wrestling with him in the corner Colley comes out, Cudley has it, get it out of the corner Cudley comes out, I'm like Patrick Swayze here telling them to get the ball out of the corner Noah puts baby in the corner, as Keen Roach turns in, McGuckley in, rounds the keeper back in the net, 2-1 to DCUFM in this wonderful game of soccer Michael Cudley leaves the proceedings along with Rory Croke this is big news, half time is it? there's no timeouts in soccer lads, get back on the field 2-1, Brian Grogan goes out field after his last attempt to try save the ball Brian McGuckley leaves after scoring that goal Station manager Finney and Karn takes place in goal Oran de Valger has entered the field and Chris Kennedy is on, socks pulled up oh Gav Colley in hard Oran de Valger is showing lovely coordinated running there it's like a duck with bad legs Keen Roach goes in hard, Brian Grogan takes him on Brian Grogan still takes him on, Mark Kelly in hard the man with the tattoo legs gets the ball but Oran de Valger is in hard Oran is now currently working for DCU college view he didn't fail his interview when he got the job back in again, back away from my little vendetta Mark Kelly comes out with the ball well blocked by this goose over here Mark Kelly will you fix your cap Mark, come on Keen Roach missed that one, Oran de Valger in the corner runs to that at speed, has the arms up Keen Roach in hard for the tackle Paula Donahue in hard 3 hybrids for Paula Donahue No, no going yet Oh Ross McCarrick uses these pecs to stop the ball 2014 15 clubs after Ross McCarrick the only man I've ever seen to comprehensively win a one man race Ross McCarrick rolls it out to Mark Kelly good ball out, long ball, Mark Kelly up to Keen Roach Keen Roach back, he doesn't want the ball back to Ross McCarrick, lads you're just going back to where you started Gal Colley up to Chris Kenney Chris Kenney won the lovely Gerns competition last night turns in around the corner Chris Kenney could do with a haircut Keen Roach turns in, goes for the shot 2-1 DCU FM Luke The Colleges you lost me and are going to lose this game Oran de Valger hitting hard, nice little header from the man who supports Celtic his boy hug club even though he lives in Ireland Oran de Valger misses that one Mark Kelly, he hasn't came off at all today using his fitness, Brian Grogan in hard Kelly up there Oh no Oh Ball Brian Hit him So I've just been informed Mark Kelly is a vegetarian but why did he have Gal Colley's sausage in his mouth earlier on James, 10 minutes to half time 10 minutes to half time I thought my last comment was a bit much but then again not news to Louis, it's not as if you can fire me Fire me Colleges view Back to Mark Kelly I got away from my DCU FM interview Fire me Ross McCarrick is in goal Tensing the muscles looking around for guards Back to the game, Finney and Kern comes out Oran de Valger hit Brian Grogan is looking a bit faint after that tackle, will he do the man back in himself Oran de Valger hit Brian Grogan in the corner doing a bit of Irish dancing across the corner Will he shoot, turns in Mark Kelly blocked Another man in the Liverpool jersey A lot of jumping on the bandwagon here today up to Keen Roach with the Whitehall column kill socks Brian Grogan in hard, determined to make up for that tackle Oh, 3-1 DCU FM about 8 minutes to half time Keen Roach makes a change himself He comes Who's coming on Don't know how this is See it, the second your say Been a Spanish blood in him That's good to know Like the gladiator, will he be like him today Garth Laban comes up the line Back to Brian Grogan Where is Rory Croke when all this is happening They need their leader to call you when he's not on the field Where is he Will he come on, I'm calling you out Rory Croke Rory Croke from the college view I'm calling you out Back all in hard on Chris Kennedy Chris Kennedy wearing Thierry Henry's number Also the number of times I got turned down in croppers last night Garth Laban in hard in the Saigot short The Blackwater jersey Nice to see my club colours out there Nice to see my club colours near the college view Once again, back to that Garth Laban in hard Chris Kennedy goes up, he's looking tired How much protein is he on Those arms are looking big Last we carry back out, the new man In the Parliament of DCU Brian Grogan Brian Grogan is getting awful hardship today Everyone's going in hard Leave Brian alone that Oran de Waldrae, nice turn by Oran Garth Laban in hard The steam has gone out of things Have the college view given up As they trail by two goals In this Bill O'Hurley Cup David Atkinson, the man from the vice of Ireland I'm sure he'll be reminding you later On Twitter, Bebo and Facebook anyway Back into the corner Garth Laban comes out of the corner In the corner as they shove one another Into the fence, it's hardly legal but play continues Oran de Waldrae Not pushing and shoving going on here now As Michael Cogley has re-entered proceedings After applying the suntan He's back in the game Brian Grogan in for the shot Will Brian put one in it See, Ross McCarrick Dane Griffin's just in Nickname is Branch No one knows why I'm sure he can fill us in later himself Ross McCarrick, long ball up Michael Cogley in the goal now Comes outside direct angle Another goal could surely see this game We can all go home Back in the corner as it's Garth Laban What can he add to proceedings Glenn Griffin Glenn Griffin I've just been informed He hangs around with first years And they call him Glenn's Angels They are Glenn's Angels The things we have to do to get women He's a multimedia secondary Multimedia secondary I've just been informed MPS Webmaster I didn't even know they had one of those You learn something new every day In the game, the comb over is fixed As he takes his man on Teams are getting serious Had the College View pulled things back Oh, horrible miss He's obviously struggling Without the Kohler O'Connor on the line To support her man That budding relationship that started last year Or on Devolderhead In hard Brian Grogan Will Brian pass across the area Teams are getting tight as the College View There's fighting the College View yet They haven't seen scenes like this Since the TV in College Park Garth Laban takes them on again Michael Codley, good save Out to this man Garth Laban's in Oh, that could have nearly sealed it Back out This will shorten it up To feel those teams become a bit stretched McHarrie Gretties himself for the shot Oh, the College View celebrate There's one in it That went in, yep, that was in the net Gav Collie shrugs the shoulders It's ready to set off at speed Another new man in With the sleeves rolled up Or maybe that's just the style these days Steven won the X Factor DCU TV 24 broadcast Well, fair play to him One look Or on Devolderhead saved The sweat is on his forehead He wipes it off Rolls it out to Brian Grogan He's played well This man comes up to field He's got to finish his hair cut And now he got the sides done Back out We can go home to be mother with that kind of hair Rory Croke in hard Rory Croke misses the ball He's not really shining today, Rory What's wrong? Rory Croke Here's his chance to prove me wrong Ball up Garth Laban in hard Michael Codley sends the dubby Side steps on there Side steps the other That's just me running away Michael Codley could be involved In the X for people as well We're not too sure Heather and Chief up to Collage View Big job Big boots to field Liefa Mullins down here beside me Cheering on our team Ross McCarrie coming out to stop the shot Ross McCarrie going to roll the ball out Up to Gav Collie Gav Right, so tell us what's it like out there Not to game, Lauren Oh, he knows what I'm talking about Right, back to the game I just want to talk about Lauren Right, back to the game A shot wide there by Brian Grogan Who are we interviewing then? Liefa Mullins, come up here Liefa Mullins, come up here Liefa Mullins coming up to interview You should be used to interviewing me at this stage now, Liefa Do you remember when you turned me down? No, not today Collage View It's to shift, Liefa Come on Stay tuned, right Do you think your team are going to call back this lead? They're going to go all down Hopefully, I have made it for you I'll put them back It's a chaos Rory hardly have this on the back page of the Collage View with his name on it If we win If they lose, will he have it on the back page? Back into the game Brian Grogan Is looking for the ball That's Brian Grogan Come on Come on Gav Collie's in Brian for the leveller Brian's down again with his swallow dive Get up, Brian There's no referee Gart Lavin takes on Rory Crow Two sports writers going at it Rory went in quick there Just as quick as he trains his Twitter bio after he won his hybrid Gart Lavin in Oran's mother has saved three times Lightning quick reactions from Oran Dimondra Almost as quick as he got with Orna Farah Oran just told me to shut up Player misconduct Rory Crow sorts your team out Up the ball Rory Crow Will he have a shot? Goes to take the man on Crossfield ball Back This man with the unfinished haircut Back out to the wing Brian Grogan up the field Gav Collie uses pace to shuffle out Brian Grogan Back up In for the shot Gart Lavin in hard Gart Lavin already after being hit in the gym today He's looking tired Bit of stress on him Young Griffin Passed in Oh what a brutal shot Absolutely shocking Rory Crow up the line Brian Grogan The hair is blowing back in the wind And he's just been substituted Who's this enthusiastic man on to the field? Gregory on his back David acts as if it's him and his name Levels out So we're levels heading towards half time Sean Griffin's back on Rory Crow Rory Crow Let's try and sort his team out Back on is Nia Farah White Sox Wouldn't be seen on the shape Back to the carry Tingzerters crisis in DCU FM As they throw on the big guns Farah's back on And just a corner Rory Crow comes out as they chase the lead Half time A minute and a half to go Saved by Ross McCarrie One minute 30 seconds Mullen Rock Gav Colley Chosy body on the line Back up the field Dragged around the corner They're bashing away there Knight Farah in hard Comes away at the ball That was a step over But they're supposed to bring the ball with you now Back around here Will he size up the shot There's about a minute to go It's half time Tree on In this big early cup here on the line I'm James Dunhu Cogging for my own newspaper Back in the corner Knight Farah up the field One on one Saved by Oro and Oadre Keeping these team in it Comes out for the ball Comes out Clear Up the line In for the head Great save by Ross McCarrie Gav There's some good head Back in the corner Rory Crowking hard The tiredness is getting to him Will he be gone before half time Will he take some time off Knight Farah in the corner Michael Cogley in hard I think it's going to finish 11.5 times Up in the corner Michael Cogley comes away with it Ooh He loses there Knight Farah Knight Farah to shoot Oro and Oadre nearly made a mess of that Back out in the corner Michael Cogley leaves it Comes out to the corner again Rory Crowk calls for the ball Of the opposite week He wants to go before half time Rory Crowk Half time This big early cup We'll be getting some analysis On the line here I'm James Sonu Commentating Sean McHale and Paddy Ward Have just arrived After their night's antics Last night Went down to two really good looking women I heard Dwayne, do you want to wait a minute? No That's just a polite way To tell you you're shite Anyway We go over to the other team The boys in red Referee here Talking to the Michael Cogley They've made some questionable decisions In that game Brian Grogan is getting an awful dog in there How are you going to sort that out In the second half This is a physical game You know You can't have You can't have people Swannin' around the place You can't have people Swannin' around the place You know So it's a physical game Brian Grogan knew that And he stepped onto the pitch He knew there was a big rivalry Between FM and the Call of Duty It was always going to be a tough physical game But that's the way it goes And who's your money up? I can't say that Come on I can't say that I'm remaining impartial The radio They have more players But they're just not Quality players Like our team It's been a good comeback What we're showing the second half of the game Who wants to step on? Rory Is this team the best team you've seen since Shilbert? Definitely James One last question, Rory Yes, James Was Nicola Connor about you? So no comment from the college view here As we head over to Lyne And I know one of you girls on the line Was with Ross McCarrick last week I don't know your name But I will find you As we head back up to Take position outside the fence And stare in David Charles the camera on No time for a selfie Flat on his face Bit like his radio shot It didn't get a hybrid Inside me Is that true, Paddy? Someone's doomed him Right, William Kurt When will you be adjourning Back to action Back to the game Mark Kelly He's fixed his cap Ready to take on Purple boots Call the bottles Demand with the unfinished Haircut saves Back out to the corner End up Mark Kelly He's obviously has haircut problems As well as he's still wearing that hat He didn't even fit it Back up to the corner Right, discriminator's here Brilliant goal Applauded by DCUFM are back in front 4-3 Chris Jordan comes out with the ball The game is back on Straight away Quick early goal The new editor-in-chief Michael Pogli Was to take him on Oh, I'm back here Right, Chris Jordan takes off Brilliant pace Right, Mark Kelly Chip ball in Cleared here Up to field Liverpool jersey Discourminator comes in to tackle Comes out of the corner Getting back to ball Keane Roach Being informed He was thrown out of the new bar last night A slight night Thrown out of the speed He is two years in a row He's building a reputation for himself And not having a good one Night far Back to Mark Kelly He has some drawings on his leg as well There's some brilliant tattoo art on show today As Keane Roach displays He's lovely little birdie on his leg He's into night far Far and shoots Wide twice by night far When it was easier to score Chris Jordan Has the coordination of his draft As he plays across the new ball Into the corner Mark Kelly doesn't want to tackle this one One goal down Polly Jew Are they gonna score Are they gonna lose Chris Jordan Up to field Part of here Things are going slow again Who's this man giving chase here He's not really having something Does he even realize he's in the game Brand design episode Drain Brand design Designer Well talked out for today Obviously didn't realize this was a serious game Anyway back to the game Mark Mark Kelly has Right Just being far from you at surgery We wish him well soon David Axis is here beside me Giving me all the dirt on the quality And the DC FM Chris Jordan in hard P.K. on his back They're all in the corner Lads come on save it for later Things are heating up Keen Roach in hard Lovely turn by Roach Out to night far Rory Croak has gone missing again Ifamollan where is your captain Go sort him out Ifamollan might be talking out Disgusted As we're back into line Hard shot by night far He's in hard for the head Dwayne Drain around Michael Codley up the field Codley gives chase The sun tannies on Right As his freckles start to come out Codley goes to turn Turns around here Lovely turn Kick it there Michael or do something And back to this man David will be telling me his name in a second Paul Dunahoe Great second name Back into the corners Keen Roach goes in hard Could the T-shirt be any tighter Keen Back in the gym as for usual Sharon Linsky here beside me Taking in proceedings Don't show you a concern I'll get you even worse Chris Jordan Good tackling Jordan's putting good proceeding There's a problem here There wants to be a change made For DFM Rory Croak still hasn't entered proceedings Ross McCowig rolls the ball Out to a man who won the one man Erictionary Fair play to him Night far back up to field Goal Two goals ahead from DCFM They've made a mountain to Kline here Just like the mountain I climbed last night Back in to Ross McCowig And Brian McLaughlin is back in Ballsack or whatever he's called Back into Mark Kelly lines up Still no sign of Rory Croak Will it be here he is Rory Croak The big man He's in in the action Michael Codley Rory Croak and Codley can start Her bromance again Cause now's if they ever Never pass to one there Croak looks like he's after giving up Keen Roach gives the ball Croaking for the tackle on Brian McLaughlin Dead DCU's brick in their Version of Anchorman Night far Another person who's starting that video Been of a dirty tackle by Chris Jordan there The giraffe Back in around the corner Night far Things have slowed down a bit Keen Roach's lovely little back heel You just got germinated Michael Codley turns around Brian McLaughlin in here for the tackle Night far Things have become very stretched People will be going down with cramps soon enough Right Keen Roach wants to change Off he comes Gav Collie's in He enters the action at speed Ross McCarrig has came out to field He's got to put those big legs to use It was this man after coming on enthusiastically Ross McCarrig up Around the corner Oh Brian McLaughlin saved Still two goals up for DCU FM Just wide Rory Croak up in the air Ross McCarrig pushed by Chris Jordan Two big tall lanky streaks him Your line Michael Codley takes him on Up into the corner this man Stroll Oh Fresh air from Rory Croak Back into the corner Michael Codley They're playing nice stuff But they're not getting the ball in the net Simple as that lads All you have to do is get the ball in the net Right Takes him on Brian McLaughlin using his strength Back out to Rory Croak Looks around as if he's going to do something magnificent And gives a two yard pass Michael Codley, that was nice Mark Halley breaks away Rory Croak Will he go in hard for the tackle Oh Sold right by him Oh Chris Jordan had been lying down for the last ten minutes And he finally put it to use Michael Codley's out There's a cross ball Oh Oh Gav Collie had his legs closed And he saved the ball If only his mother could do the same thing Rory Croak Back around the corner Nyle Farrell in hard Brian McLaughlin Brian McLaughlin Oh Brilliant face Rory Croak looks as if he's giving up And the cup The billo hurley he cup The coveted prize Copy heading back to the DCU FM station Oh Nice interactions by Brian Collie Exactly Sixth tree I've just been informed to score Tree goes directly after half time for DCU FM Nyle Farrell Turns up to Ross McCarrick Ross McCarrick turns Nice ball in Rory Croak Ross McCarrick Comes out number 27 on his back In hard Rory Croak Has he given up yet? Makes the run up field Michael Coddley Nyle Farrell in hard Tings are heating up again Tree goes down here DCU Collie's new Oh Four goes It's gone from bad to worse And Rory Croak starts to give out Rory Croak losing here today It's like someone said The air calm league is insignificant And Rory was not happy about it Right back to Michael Coddley Coddley goes to take on Ross McCarrick McCarrick throws a few shakes Covers these balls Don't worry about Ross He won't be needing them much anyway Back into the corner Brian McLaughlin goes for a tackle New man in here Pattergill Pattergill Turns out a corner Good save Gav Collie's After putting in a couple of solid saves New man in his combiner, Pattergill On the field Shows a few shapes Sprints up Rory Croak gives chase He just can't keep up with him Rory Croak in hard Must be listening to me Mark Kelly in the purple boots And the tee cause he had Right Goes to shoot Michael Coddley Ross McCarrick Chris Jordan Michael Coddley back in the corner out As he comes out of the corner Back to Chris Jordan He can't pick that up Chris Up to Oran de Valdera Oran Lovely coordination from Oran there As he gives chase Brian McLaughlin Stops it Ross McCarrick Oh Inches wide About to wit my penis Rory Croak Back into the corner Here we go Barcelona Jersey To another Barcelona You surely kept it going And passed out to Michael Coddley Gav Collie down low To pick up the ball He bounces it New man in The man who works in the new bar Will everyone be heading back there after this Or will the DCU Collie Juby Walking home in shame Leave a mullin here beside me Newspaper who didn't hire me Just thought I'd mention that again Oh, I almost forgot about that Thanks for reminding us Oh, a bit of malice here from the Collie's you You wouldn't be as angry if you were winning the game Unfortunately, yous are five goals down DCU FM are winning No I think it is Right, in the corner Brian McLaughlin Turns lovely Brian McLaughlin To Ross McCarrick Rory Croak Stips in Goal Five goals down Chris Jordan has been in five goals, that is said Rolls it out New man in Pat Ergill Ross McCarrick Oron Devontre Is there a hole? Oron Oron Swings a boot at it Stopped by the man in the pink shirt Rory Croak Gav will be a nice one to tell Nicole about later on As he turns Tenses his arms and walks back Has a look at his bromance Michael Coddley To have an acknowledgement that that was a good goal Gav Coddley another new man in To the man in the Celtic jersey Michael Coddley in hard They haven't given up the goals just yet Coddley To the man in Barcelona Oron Devontre Nice little swing of the leg from Oron again Into the man in the Celtic jersey Oron Oron comes out Ball in Oh, brilliant save by Chris Jordan That could be the save of the day That's Adon Farley in the centre Adon Farley Fresher of the year Adon Farley That's a good one to have on the CB Back to Chris Jordan He'll turn He'll come out with Devontre Chris Jordan fighting in the corner Comes out with Back to this man Panner Gill Shoot Oh, just wide Oron Devontre He'll come out with pace He gives it up to Michael Coddley Coddley going too Oh, well stopped Oron Devontre Lovely coordination again From the Kilkenny man Back to Chris Jordan Into the Michael Coddley Does a little shimmy Turns inside Oh, over the bar Oh, an audacious effort from Gav Colley Miles wide up Unfortunately, Chris Jordan Back here, the man with the rugby show On DCU FM Nearly headed over Oron Devontre Comes in cleanly Michael Coddley shoots Oh, Gav Colley He's having a super game Back in the score Back here To the man with fap or grass on his back Shoot Panner Gill blocked He done fairly Fresher of the year Up into the corner Waiting for next year's freshers When they have better luck Next year, Colley Jute Shoot Rory Croke Brilliant shot Excellent Right, Oron Devontre He's putting in some yard Right to this man here In the Barcelona jersey I'll find his name in a second Robin Schiller Robin Schiller Robin Schiller Robin Schiller Oh, Gav for Coddley Don't be clapping yet As you're seeing four goals behind you In on Farley Tree goes I've just been informed By the top quality reporters From the Colley Jute In on Farley Back to Mark Kelly Back to the man who works in the New York With the lovely T-shirt Can't say the same myself Mike Mike Obviously Two in it, yeah Two in Tree, Rory Rory Croke Shouting over Tree Is that the moment Number of articles he puts on the Colley Jute a week Back to Chris Jordan Lovely around the corner Chris Plays a bit of basketball there To Michael Coddley I was like Someone get into the goal Rory Croke Oron Devontre has taken up Position in the goal Probably the place for him If a woman was going mad on the line Here As she guides her sacred team In her final year Gav Colley Oh, he fooled everyone with that pass Out to Mark Kelly As the debut goes on around behind me Rory Croke looks tired Kelly talks That was nearly an own goal by Mike Gav Colley Calm as ever Over to Rory Croke It looks it, but unfortunately The Colley Jute are not short of man They have one short man Alright, and his name is Rory Croke Rory Croke turns around To Michael Coddley In this grueling sunburn Like Oh, Gav Colley once again Rory Croke As much as he hates you He scored about 5 points today Michael Coddley up the corner Chris Jordan A rugby man in the Wexford chart He shoots If only the goal was about 10 foot the other direction Rory Croke shoots in Gav Colley stops again He saved everything Right, Chris Jordan Chris Jordan and Gav Colley are having a bit of a fun there together I'm pretty sure that's against the rules Gav And anyway Oh, Gian rejoins proceedings Once again Five gingers on the field A marvellous face It only happens once every blue moon Mike's in hard for Chris Jordan The ball's up in the air Chris Jordan A little end ball back in the Adon Farley's face Oh And then Michael's half-dare By the rugby man Chris Jordan Turning around Adon Farley back again Down boy Michael Coddley Tings are getting heated Colley's you against DCUFM Hopefully there will be a fight Before the end of it Someone with Chris Rory Croke Rory Croke leaves the field Is he going to kiss Nicole O'Connor Or is he just being substituted Rory Croke One goal in And Rory Croke has left proceedings Eva Mullin's not too happy Come on in, Ben Back on the field Ross McCarried puts the goal He doves on Didn't you? How many is the manager? Brian Grogan back on The man who took the big hits In the first half Will he make the difference? Oron Devaldor has been substituted Obviously the plan of bringing Man didn't work Now he's Farley coming out Gab Colley back out field Will it be a mistake Taking out her hero goalkeeper Adon Farley here beside me After his little tip with Chris Jordan Brian Grogan He's up first Turns around Keane Roach goes down to Tyeas Nations Lloyd Farrell blocks Keane Roach Up he gets Gets the ball That was a brilliant tactic And DCFM gets him a clamour hole And Chris Jordan has been slated on the line Mike is hardly up the field for a goal Rory Croke will I like that one Brian McLaughlin back on Gab Colley with the ball here Gab forgot the first goal of proceedings With the rip bib Mark Kelly Cross to the cross Brian McLaughlin Brian Grogan Brian Grogan uses his speed Brian Grogan Brilliant soccer man Oh lovely footwork Lovely footwork To Mike and Cuddly Gab Colley in heart Clip on the heels by the old dog Colley The Sligo man Sligo's PRO A goal in it Ross McCarreg up in the air Gab Colley up in the air Good save by Ross McCarreg Up to Keane Roach Brian Grogan Brian Grogan Right Brian Grogan Lovely chip Lloyd Farrell down to Brian McLaughlin The old boys are using their heads here Mike and Cuddly didn't go tackle Brian Grogan He's seen a lot of the ball since he came on The girls on the line are telling his name Mike and Cuddly Climb up there As things are in the melting pot now The billow hardly he caught As a Things are really moving up Lloyd Farrell with the ball To Keane Roach Keane Roach, Ross McCarreg How much is left, David? Point is coming out Keane Roach to shoot Saved by Chris Jordan Brian Grogan Up the field Brian Grogan Goal searching for a winner Oh Ross McCarreg Brian Grogan again Brian Grogan has been well involved Surely Rory Croft will rejoin proceedings Back to Brian Croft and Lyle Farrell Things are heating up here Michael Cogley intercepting He wants this one Mark Kelly Can you check out his ass for a while Cross the corner Keane Roach Gav Colley uses his cool head Lyle Farrell Up the field Keane Roach Brian Grogan Chris Jordan Turn Oh smacking the face for his troubles Gav Colley Oh stop Oh Fucking Chris Jordan's hand is there Brian Grogan He's up for this one He wants to win After the big hits in the first half Keane Roach comes up Gives chase Up the field Gav Colley goes down to Ties The technique that worked For Keane Roach Ross McCarreg Fixes his hair Looks out for the women Turgs Brian McGoughlin vs Brian Gogan The Battle of the Bright And Brian McGoughlin wins Shoot Gav Colley Oh Chris Jordan I'm surprised he didn't drop that one That's Turg Just been joined by the new DCU president Kenneth Brown Once he got on his chicken roll Looks at me Give us a job in the near future Kenneth If you would Brian Grogan Turns here Ross McCarreg sizes up He's off Oh Another big hit on Brian Grogan Oh in kind Brian Grogan When it's not your day It's not your day Brian Grogan didn't put on his right guard tonight Michael Cogney shoots Ifa Mullen cheers on her team Brian Grogan up there Faber Grass Brian Grogan Gav Colley in hard Chris Jordan nearly put it in his own net Unbelievable stuff here If only your show was exciting Chris Chris Jordan saved him Back into the corner And they wonder why I don't have a job Michael Cogney to it Mark Kelly Steel with the hat on Back into the corner I'm gonna be late for work Brian McGoughlin I'm gonna be late for work Brian McGoughlin I'm gonna be late for work I'm gonna be late for work I'm gonna be late for work Brian McGoughlin Brian McGoughlin Into the corner Brian McGoughlin The wads in the corner Aidan Farley's warming up here Fresh raw beer Will teams get better for him? Sorry It's quite the phone's airing out Just being pulled away As Ackinson has the camera back on his shoulder He was worried I'd be seeing these The voice limelight for once Back in the corner Brian Grogan up there for him Brian Grogan The fat and favourite Brian Grogan Has got some heart to business cream Oh, Mark Kelly's injured Oh, he's down Oh, it's been stopped The ironic thing is he was inter-tackling And it stopped here Not sure what's gonna happen now The stretcher will be on Michael Cogney fondles these balls That's it You're on camera doing it, Michael A little empty Keen Roach has them off And Chris Charm does his most productive thing Of the day by leaving the field Ross McCarrie can't even fit under the goal post Right Being kind dishes out instructions As Roy Croke is back on the field Sixth aside Being kind can confirm how much time is left Much time Michael Cogney Michael Cogney Michael Cogney Michael Cogney Michael Cogney turns Back into the corner Cogney's down in the corner And Gaff Cogney comes in The winery old dog Cogney Brian Grogan For once The girls on the line are telling Brian Grogan To stay on and off his knees Oh my God Gaff Cogney didn't go off the hell of that Michael Cogney in the corner Gaff Cogney goes in Save it for later lads Keen Roach Keen Roach takes on Cogney Takes on Grogan Oh they've been terminated again Up to this man With the haircut Keen Roach Could this be the winner Roach across Oh Brian Grogan takes on in the ass For the team What a man Glory Croke Back in proceedings Teared on on the line Edgar sports In chief Cross the line Brian Grogan Using his pace Coming up the field Brian Grogan Oh come on Oh Get going to jail Glory Croke Obviously kicked that away Quick doesn't want to get Brian Grogan tackles Brian Grogan in Brian Grogan will want to start getting Revenge for some of these tackles Keen Roach in the corner Van Nyssel right over on the bike Watching on Back over here Keen Roach Glory Croke Glory Croke He's going go for go Oh Rossa Carrick Oh Lovely back heel to the other team Keen Keen Roach Oh Oh Oh Oh Lovely headers going in everywhere now Brian McLaughlin Wearing Hitler's jersey As an under 16 German youth player Back up in the corner Or on the volder his in go Or on the volder it looks on It can't get any worse When you replace Chris Jordan Or on the volder I can tell you now Two very coordinated goalkeepers Or on Trolls it out to Rory Croke This third to leader Brian Grogan Brian Grogan Brian McLaughlin Scab Oh Brian Grogan's down again Rory Croke Niles Farrell Michael Rory Croke in the corner Lovely turn I can sincere steal video Brian Grogan Stay away from the children David We're watching again Oh Rory Croke Or on the volder Was told not to kick that ball Probably for the best Brian Grogan up All the Barcelona lads Complining well here On the DCO Astro Tour Niles Farrell in the corner here With Michael Cogni As he turns Don't let it rest in Brian Grogan Brian Grogan is getting More and more action In the corner Come on Brian Head for goal He's going to do something Rads Back out of the corner Rory Croke wants the ball 30 seconds Come on 30 seconds Come on Come on Ross McCarrick Waves the ball down Throw it in the net Oh Oh Oh I stepped outside Or on the volder Things cannot get any worse So a free for DCO So Or on the volder And nearly messed up there As he kicks it out Brian Grogan Back here To the man in the Spanish jersey Gav Cognis Sizes him up Gav in for the tackle Or on the volder Kicked up 10 seconds Come on Come on Keane Ross Come on Brian Grogan Come on The wind's here The ball up to Brian Michael Cogni Here Michael Cognis going Michael Cognis turns Come on Come on Come on Come on Come on Come on Michael Cogni waits for the ball Brian McLaughlin 9-5 is it 9-5 9-5 9-5 turns 9-5 9-5 9-5 9-5 turns 9-5 9-5 9-5 9-5 9-5 9-5 I haven't seen a move that fast Oh Roster Carrig's up for Hard hits gone in Rory Croke runs away from the tackle Rory Croke wasn't happy with that tackle Aaron Klow, who has just joined us Any comment, Aaron? Back in the car Oran DuValdra up to field To Keane Roach Take that here With the fuzzy head back To Brian McLaughlin The nickname rings out nine bars, oh, someone just chewed a boot in. We assume it's got to be three penalties either side. Who will step up? We go in. We go to the beer pitch. Piddles says to soccer head Rory Cope. Rory loves his soccer. Chris Jordan wants to be in goal. Moran Aldraha with his lovely legs out in style. With his ass in the corner. Has the crowd arrived on the pitch. Lovely weather here. Dislad over here in the Manchester United. Jorsey's really enjoying this game. How does it feel to be fresher over here? For FM it's great. I'm here supporting my team. I'm not playing much, but I don't care. Once a team wins, that's all that matters. My congratulations, you're the winner today. I'm the only person the same size as Rory Cope. Back to the game. As Gav Colley will interview him in a minute. Rory has his hands on his hips. We go over. Plenty of guards here around today. Can you tell us what's happened? Andrew, I've been calling you. We ran over time and unfortunately two teams were so tightly matched that we had to. There's only one way we can decide and that's with a penalty shootout. Five penalties each. If it's a level, it goes to sudden death. DCU FM won the coin toss for two decides to take penalties first and they decided to go second. So Colley will be taking penalties first. As we stand and watch proceedings, there's a better unity in DCU FM here as you can see. Brian Groden gets in underneath. Rory Cope, hands around Michael Codley. Continuing the bromance. Gav Colley. Michael Codley is up first. It's a long, shameful walk. I don't want myself this morning. Back up. Ross McCarrick stares him up. Zoom in on his arse here. Ross McCarrick shapes him up. Ross waves those big, muscly arms. Michael. The red head. The freckles are out. The sunburn. He shoots. Saved by Ross McCarrick. Next on up. And we turn the corner. Chris Jordan's in goal. Mark Kelly comes over and gets the ball. The purple runners. They look like Ali's brand of runners. Chris Jordan sikes him out. LFC tattooed on the back of his leg. Mark goes to shoot. Oh! And that's 1-0. Brian Grogan. Can he finally sickle all the lads who put him on the ground? He came and cry himself to sleep. Ross McCarrick stares him over. Ross saved the first penalty. Number 27 on his back. Oh! He makes it look easy. Brian Grogan. And the champion name of SCAB is what we can hear now. He's coming up for the third penalty. Two girls are checking me out over on the line. Back to the penalties. Andrew issues instructions. SCAB prepares to take the penalty. Chris Jordan. Head on. Next penalty. As he's prepared to shoot. Scab does a little dance. Chris Jordan has yet to save something. This man looks confident. He runs straight up. He fixes the net. Speaking of fishing. Ready to shoot. Oh! Ross McCarrick's technique was unsuccessful. Fixes the ball for the next man. Mike comes up. The experienced man. Will he send his team through? Will he come good? Seems to have been spending a bit of time on the sunbeds. As he turns the pink shards. Gives Chris Jordan the thumbs. Oh! And Chris Jordan saves. Saves! So we're level again, I think. Back to another man in the Barcelona jerseys. The first man Michael Cudley was unsuccessful in the Barcelona jersey. Will this man be unsuccessful? So happy he missed. Just slates his direct opponent, Mike, as he heads back in a shameful walk. Ross McCarrick sizes it up. Different technique by McCarrick this time. Sars to Jake. It's vitally important for a penalty shooter. Ross McCarrick. Oh! And saved! That's what's the span around the works. Don't think he could possibly pull those shards up any further. Approaches the little circle. The hands. Chris Jordan, he saved the last penalty. Will he save 2-0? The no-co socks are out. And Niall Farrell, I bought 36 pairs of them off the Tinkers the other day. Chris Jordan sizes this up. If he saves this, he'll go into the history books. Shoot! Oh! That chose a spanner in the works. Great save by Chris Jordan. Rory Kroll. This man. Will he do it? Still not tall enough to ride a roller coaster, but that counts for nothing here. As he goes for the shot. This is the size of one. Shameful. Shameful. Get the camera in his face. Look at his shame. Go home. Gav Colley, unable to run up to the spot. So he walks. Scored the first goal of the night. Will he score the final? Kisses the ball. This could be his last action with DCUFM. As he goes off into the big bad world of work. Chris Jordan claps the hands. Gav Colley. Oh! Ross McCarrick is doing something very childish now. As we have them all. A night one in Indonesia. Okay, I'm not playing. Rita. Chris Jordan has made some fatal errors in his time. But even I think he's unlucky here. As things heat up. Gav Colley here. A Cinderella story line. The man that cannot hang. Goes to take his second penalty. Beautiful finish off. I'm signing off here and leaving you in the cable of hands. Yeah. I don't believe that you're not. Can you do this? You do this there. I don't hear this guy is. That's Oran. Here we are. Ross McCarrick. Ross didn't even have to move there. That was so far away. Ross looking very confident. Sligo man. Green jersey. Yellow tinted gloves. A very disappointed looking Oran there as he walks away. With a bad ass of FM. He's got the neck piercing. You can see the glint of it in the sunlight there. Kane Roach. Kane Roach stepping up. Tattoo on the leg. He slots it home for the FM boys. Chris Jordan is lying on the ground. He doesn't know what to do. The boys are in. That's it. It's all over. It's all over. A very nice hooper in the back. A victorious day for DC Reference. But of course they're all heroes. Ross McCarrick is saving the first penalty. We're going to go over for the presentation of the trophy now. Here we have Gav Colley. The feet were a bit sore and he's back in his socks. I'm looking very disheartened over there. You don't see Chris Jordan clapping now. There's no clapping for losers. The back sprint. FM check on. Now we have the congratulatory celebration of the handshake. An old old ritual. He goes back many years showing signs of respect. Gav, how are you feeling after the game? Amazing. Just like it was two or four years going on. Gav, how are you feeling? Winning feeling, you know? Winning feeling, he says. Colour view, our type of shot. Gav, Colley. I'm going to open the goalkeeper. Ross McCarrick, Ross saved the first penalty. Set it up for a magnificent afternoon. It's about us, about the whole team. The mother is making the sandwiches in the morning. Great job, well done. Good day for the parish. Dwayne, after the win at the week. Oh, here we go. You've got something prepared. I went up to him just before. I said channel Bruce Grobbler. He did a bit of that. He saved his penalty. This is for Bruce Grobbler. We're going to get on with the presentation now. Ladies and gentlemen. You're all very welcome here to the fifth annual Villa Hurley Cup between the Colour View and ECU FM. For the first time in the matches history it went to penalties. The first time in the matches history we went to penalties today. Apart from one dodgy moment from Chris Jordan, wherever he is which really caused a retake of Gavin Colley's penalty. Which you probably would have fluffed again anyway. Statements about Chris Jordan? And then of course there was the winning penalty from ironically Keane Roche who had earlier in the week signed for the College View before changing his mind. Ironically Keane Roche taking the winning penalty after signing controversially for the College View earlier in the week as he's happy with his decision right now. 50 cent and two counts of strong ball. 50 cent and two counts of strong ball to the College View team. They've enjoyed that immensely. DCU FM Sports I'd say I set a record today for being the captain at least about the minute. So I'd say Mark Kelly man of the match Ross McCarrick who's outside Mark Kelly announce man of the match Lyle Farrell, I'd like to thank the trainers as well for being fantastic on the training course. That's exciting to see here at DCU but here that's Canteen for their support. And sorry just on the nose of the man of the match special man of the match goes to the College View Brian Grogan. That's it ladies and gentlemen we've finished up here today for the fifth annual Bill O'Harely hiccup the winners the Victoria's DCU FM Sports the winning penalty coming from DCU FM Sports on Keane Roche and one of the highlights was coming from Ross McCarrick saving the first penalty setting up the glorious afternoon we have here today. That's it we'll see you next year for the sixth annual hopefully another win for the FM boys That's it.