 Okay, J.S.P. Madonna here, Mi Amor. What is this stuff? Oh, it's wine? I thought it was rum. Mi Amor. I'm here to try to locate Taylor Dry Sherry, Taylor Wines. What the hell is homemade vodka mean? I thought it has to ferment in oak barrels. Handmade, I'm sorry. What the hell? Handmade, not homemade. Handmade. What the fuck does handmade vodka mean? Like I said before, before I miss red. It has to be fermented in oak barrels. Handmade. Okay, let's see if I have any luck here at Home Liquors. South Hackensack, New Jersey. As you can see, they're very well stocked here. What's this? Apothic Dark. Mr. J. Terrio, are you familiar with this company? Apothic, Apothic Red. Crush, smooth, red wine. I don't know. I'm always seeing, oh, I love these guys, 19 crimes. Public Enemy Number One, right? 19 crimes. This guy looks, they probably went into the federal pen. What do you think, J. Terrio? Look at this one. Oh, here's a woman. I wonder if that's Ma Barker, J. Terrio. I wonder if that's Ma Barker. Anyway, let me see if I can locate this. Of course, these are all the whiskeys. Irish Whiskey, Scotch Whiskey, Bourbon. All the Bourbon's. Look at this George Dickle Tabasco Barrel Finish. This is George Dickle Tennessee Sour Mash. I forgot to mention this on the last show about Rye Whiskey. What's this one? Regular Sour Mash. Then you've got the old Smokies. Rocktown, Arkansas Bourbon. They've got a company called Bird Dog. Kilbegan, Irish Whiskey. From the world's oldest distillery? Are you serious? Yes. 1757? Kilbegan? I didn't even know about this. Interesting. From the world's oldest distillery. Okay, let me try to find... Oh, by the way, this is an excellent room. McCarty Black originated from the east coast of Cuba, Santiago, Cuba, Santiago. And then they fled. Well, they had different locations. They had different locations even before the Revolution, I believe. But they did go to San Juan, Puerto Rico, of course. After Batista left, I digressed, but I think he went to Santa Domingo, Dominican Republic, by any way. Brugal, Añejo, Dominican room. Excellent. Anything that says Añejo is good. All right. Okay. I don't want to digress too much. I'm going to have to ask somebody where the tail of the products are. Look at all this wine. Look at this. Here's your Carlo Rossi. Oh, look at this. Chardonnay, sweet red. Oh, here you go, son of a gun. I could have got it here. J. Terrio. Carlo Rossi, Ryan. Chardonnay. Sweet red. Chablis. Paisano. The blush. And you got some sangrias up here. Various sangrias by Carlo Rossi. I could have got the rind here, son of a gun. Oh, here we go. Okay. Now let me see if I'm going to get lucky. With the tailors. This is Paula. This is Paul Masson, my dear. All right. Tailor Masson. No, I'm not looking for that. The cock burns. Oh, my God. That's it. No, it can't be. The Opeachies are down at Sutter Home. That's a cheap-ass California wine. Fairfoot. Sweet red blend. That's if it really is a sweet red blend, the Paul Masson's, the Opeachie Burgundy. All right. Barberon. Okay, now look at this. What's with this? Tailor Country Cellars. Red. Gallo. Sweet red. White Zinfandel. I used to make homemade white clam sauce with white Zinfandel. Okay. Now, look at this. J. Cheerio. Foxhorn. Foxhorn Vineyards. Foxhorn Vineyards. Okay. Now, back at the task at hand is a Crabari American Massala. The Opeachie Massala. This looks like special Massala, right? It's probably of course. Oh, here we go. Florio. Flimflamflorio. Fine Massala. Dry. Fine Massala. Sweet. All right. I'm a little disappointed. All right. Here's Golden Sherry. Here's Cream Sherry. There's Tony Port. All right. Here we go. Jersey Devil again. Jersey Devil again. Got a Valenzano company. All right. Now, where the hell presidential? Presidential Port. Sandman. Fine Ruby Port. Sandman. Tony Port. So, so far I'm getting the Red Port. All right. Tony. Massala. Cream Sherry. Golden Sherry in a large bottle. But no dry Sherry. So, I'm out of luck here. Look at all this Carla Rossi. Look at all this Carla Rossi, J. Cheerio. Look at this. They got the stock up on top. Look at this. Mascato Sangria. Everyone. Everyone. Oh, look at this. Look at this. Look at this. John from Georgia and J. Cheerio. Look at the size of that Carla Rossi. They're all here. Cabernet Sauvignon. Carla Rossi Marlowe. Sweet Red. If it really is sweet. Chardonnay. All in large I guess, galloons, right? There's the Rhine in the gallon. How much? $14.97. Okay. Okay. What do we got here? Burgundy. Burgundy. Hey, John from Georgia. Carla Rossi Burgundy in the gallon. Same price. $14.97 here. Sangria. Here's the Carla Rossi Sangrias. $14.97. Here's the Carla Rossi. Same price anyways. Carla Rossi Chianti. Right? Chianti. The Pizzano. Which is my opinion lighter than the Burgundy. And of course the Chianti to me is very dry. But I'm out of luck trying to find the Taylor Dry Sherry. I'll have to wait till shop right gets it in. Oh well, I tried. It's always good to look in the back. I don't, I don't want a large bottle. Hmm. That's it. Look. Head at home. They have lots of imports. You know, like your German white wines and all that. Here's one. Gulitos. Oh, kulitos. Kulitos. I guess that means small ass, right? Kulitos in various, here's one. Thomas Vindanes So I could, here's a German company for you. That's it. I'm out of luck. With the dry Sherry by Taylor. I'm getting out of here now. Oh, what's this? Variety of wines is absolutely incredible. Vina Duval. Or Vina, I'm sorry. Vina Duval. Vianza. That's it. Okay, here's Kikaman. I didn't even know they made wine. Kikaman plum wine. 649. Here's the large one. Kikaman plum wine. This is Momokawa sake. Gekikon, Gekikon sake. Oh, see what we got here. Gekikon Gold Supreme Junmai, Junmai Supreme Japanese Sake. Here's this one for $38. Horin Gekikon Sake. All right, look at that. Here's one Suzaku $28. Suzaku The only plum wine. Here's Gekikon Sake. Then we have the Fukis. Fukis sake. Fukis plum wine. Here we go. Gekikon plum wine. $13. Silver Gekikon. Interesting. Here we go. Haiku. Look at all the different varieties that they make. Haiku Sake. Oh, look at this. Jeteria. Subaru Rashi Kudamono Asian Pair Dessert wine. Oh, price. You can quite see the price. But this is interesting. Product of the USA Alcohol, 20% by volume. It's a sneaky Japanese businessman. I'm trying to save money on imports by having it made here. Asian Pair which is a wonderful temperate fruit dessert wine. Interesting. Too bad it only comes in a small skinny bottle. I'm going to get some plum wine. Okay. Should I go with Kikomon or Fuku? Oh, it's grape with plum. No, no, no. No, I don't want grape with plum. Why would I want grape with plum? Let me check this out. Let me see what's going on here. Let me see what's going on here. I'm going to use my refreshing wine cooler. Two parts. Okay, you know what? I'm going to give it a shot. For $6.49, I'm going to give it a shot. Jeteria and John from Georgia. I'm going to give it a shot. Now, here's a... Now, this one's $12.99. Plum, a geiki con, caramel color added. Now, what's the difference now? One's Kikomon and one's geiki con. Product of Japan. You know what? I'm going to spend the money and get the imported one. A 13% alcohol versus 11.5% by volume with the Kikomon. I'm going to go with the imported one, okay? Now, mind you, I've never tried plum wine before. So, I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it.