 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin, and today we're gonna prove that I am a good mom. Even though I feel like I've already proved it just a little bit. Oh, she's sleeping! But I've got some great apps here that are really gonna show me what it's like to be a mother. And I'm sure I can handle it. I'm ready. What can be heard about being a mom, right? We're gonna start with Mother Simulator 3D Virtual Baby Simulator Happy Family Mom Games. Rolls right off the tongue, made with Unity. Yes, I know it's gonna be good now. Oh my god, this is terrifying. This image is cursed. Okay, level one. I think this is where I'm pregnant. What's happening, papa? What do we have to do? Is this me? I already saw the baby in the corner. I think it's already out. I think I'm just a bit chubby, which is just fine. Oh, but my husband's here. He's calming me down. Oh, no, the game closed. I think that game might not work. I think that's its limit, but we're gonna try it again. Please take a moment to rate it later. Don't worry. We'll look at the reviews afterwards. Jesus Christ, another 30 second ad. Okay, calm down. Let's go to the hospital. All right, well, I guess I'm not allowed to join them. Let's move on to the next game. Oh wait, we gotta check the reviews first, though. This game is suck because there is so much ads. You know what? I'm not gonna install this game and game on the ads. Go die. Stop ads. I'm not gonna rate this five. Jesus Christ. Like, she's complaining about the driving and it makes no sense to her. I want to drive. Maybe if I skip the intro, I can try playing it. Shitty mobile games require shitty solutions. All right, let's just hope after this ad I can actually play something. It's working. My handsome husband is now bringing me to the hospital. Hello, doctor. We got an emergency. The emergency is the game doesn't fucking work. I'm giving up on it. Pregnant mother life will be way better. Allow pregnant mother life to access this device's location. Why? Why do you need that information? Yeah, except whatever. I probably should read that. Jesus Christ. Why do they look like cartoons and she looks like a real person in a crack den? How have I not gotten an ad yet? This is a fucking miracle. I think I'm actually gonna make it into the game before I get an ad. This is amazing. Children, we are leaving for college. They just walked through the car. Sure, good luck and have a nice day. Yeah, this mom is on meth. Kids are too late for going to school. I thought they just got in the car. Go and wake Chris and Sarah up. Am I pregnant? No, I'm not. All right, we'll have to work on that. Where are they? I can't find them and I'm running out of time. I've only got 30 seconds left. Can I just start screaming? That's what mom used to do. I think those windows are just painted on by the way and they're just windows that show windows inside the windows. I'm confused. Okay, okay, we're here. Wake them up. Wake me up. I am very sleepy. Nope, nope, it's going too late. Wake up. That's what? Like my babies. What? Uh-huh. No, I don't want to buy Bitcoin. Yes, level completed. I am a good mom. Next level, I'm ready. Oh my God, there's blood stains heading to the kitchen. Ask Wang Chu to ready the breakfast for children. No, why am I readying? What? Go and dress up Chris and Sarah with school uniforms. Okay, why do I have to dress my kids? They look like they're old enough to dress themselves. I think I prefer the last game. At least I had a nice handsome husband to talk to in that one. This one is just really slow and the music's driving me a bit nuts. What do I do? Do I drag it on them or not? It's done. Okay, good. I'm a good mom. I'm making them wear matching clothes. They're going to get ridiculed. You know what I'm done with this game? I can't handle it anymore. It's so slow. Real Mother Simulator 3D. Wait, wasn't the other one Mother Simulator 3D? Oh no, this is real Mother Simulator 3D. Okay, totally different games. That's why the last one didn't work because it wasn't real. Oh my God, I wish this weren't real. Look at the state of that kid. Look at the state of this family. They all look like demons. Oh Jesus Christ, they're even worse than the game. No, I don't want to buy another baby. I'll take care of my first one. Baby needs a toy. Give him a toy. Find a toy and give it to him. It's like they had to reach a certain character limit and they just kept writing the same thing over and over again. What can I give him? This lava lamp? Kids like lava lamps, right? Stop it! Why are you crying? That is so obnoxious. Shut up. Return it. This seems to be a market for selling babies in this world. So try that. How can she be so careless? Who? Baby needs a toy. Give him a toy. Yes, yes, I know. Okay, okay, we're playing. We're playing. Find a toy. Oh my God, this game. Jesus Christ. What is going on? Okay, I've picked up the child. Can I just throw it in with the box of toys? There's a toy. Pick it up, you little shit. Baby wants to go to the bathroom. Why was he wanting to toy when he didn't even fucking use it? Can I just flush the whole baby? Oh, this is fine. Turn on the shower. Yeah, yeah, drown the thing. Goodbye. I just left her crying upstairs because I was fucking sick of it. Jesus. It's freaking. We got to get some soundproofing for this house. So I can ignore the thing easier. Shut up. Shut up. Mmm, smells good. Good home cooked water. Why is there no one here? Who's cooking the water? You know what? I hate my house. I'm walking out of my family. Close the game. Honestly, this is the game. Motherlife simulator. This is going to be the one. Okay, maybe it's not. You can't actually click play on this game. You can't do anything. How do I play? Okay, here we go. It was probably just a surprise that anyone was trying to play the thing. No one ever got this far on it before. Wait, I know this tune. Oh, this is the one that it goes like, Logan, you are my hero. Oh, who are you? Jesus, you are dressed fancy. Now I look like an idiot. I look under dressed. Oh my God. It's a little demon. It's a demon child. He looks like a fully grown adult just shrunken down. There we go. Just dump it in this little jail for small people. Perfect. The demon is captured. Who are you? You're ugly. You're not like my handsome husband from earlier. Who's this little reject that we just have on the couch? We're not giving him any attention. Why am I on a timer? What's the story here? Just add everything in. There we go. That's good. Even better than mother. Good. Go and tell husband to wake up. I think he's already woke. He's woke as heck. What? Level complete. Okay, what's the next level? I'm amazed they haven't gotten an ad yet. Maybe they couldn't find anyone to advertise on this game. Or maybe they just made it to make a pure educational game because I'm learning a lot right now. Oh, now here's the ad. Go and pick the vacuum cleaner and clean. Why do I have to clean just because I'm a woman? Honestly, I'm thinking we should cancel this game. I'm ready to lead the charge on this. Oh my God. What the hell is this? The demon left some ectoplasm here. No, effect this. I'm not cleaning up after a demon. We're done on that. I'm not being a demon's mother. Virtual mom dream family happy mother Sims life. Yeah, go ahead. I have access to my photos, media and files on my device. Why not? I'm sure it's necessary. Virtual mom dream family happy mother Sims life. Is that Emma Watson? Why? I'm sure she gave them permission. Just like, oh yeah, sure use my image. This looks like a top-notch game. And after Harry Potter and the Deadly Hallows part two, really it can only go up. It's the same music as before. Oh my God, this controls way better than any other one though. This is really good. Oh my God, what is wrong with my kid? I think this is another demon. Wow, you have done. Oh, wow, I have done. Even the house looks really cool. This game is the best so far. I really like it. I love when it encourages me when I have done. Oh my God, what is wrong with this one? They're cursed? I tell you cursed. Come on, next level. I'm so glad Hermione gave up her dream of being in the Ministry of Magic and decided the real magic is having kids and settling down. The best part is when it spawns you in, like it first starts off in a totally different area and then zooms to your house, hinting that there's a giant open world to explore in this game. What is behind here? What is going on here in general? Is that a broken texture or something? I don't understand. Oh my God, Jesus Christ, what's wrong with that thing? It's Chin was insane. My daughter looks like Joe Swanson. Why did I fail? I didn't even get to do anything. I walked into the room, screamed that my kid was ugly, and then, oh, maybe that was it. Maybe that's where I went wrong. Give uniforms to kids. Okay, I can do this. Come on Emma Watson, let's go. Wow, you have done. Okay, why did I get one stare though? Time to cook breakfast. Why would we do that when we got pizza right here? Oh my God, the kid is so fucking weird. What's wrong with it? It's like a frog or something. His throat is just like swelling up. She might be having a reaction or something. I failed again. It's just really hard to actually complete anything when that kid is so distracting. Take the breakfast and set it on the table. Oh my God, what is wrong with her coordination? I think Hermione is a drunk. Okay, complete. This game is really good. I love that I'm playing this game. It's just like, yeah, I'm a gamer. You ever played Virtual Mom, Dream Family, Happy Mother Sims Life? Yeah, I'm kind of good at that. They seem to share music, and they also share the golds and stuff. Like I had to do the exact same stuff in the other games. Look at these kids just idling here. They are old enough to get their own bags. Like they're bigger than me. Open world. Open world. Look at everything there is to explore. Jesus Christ, I live in a mansion. Perfect. You have done. Done what? What do I have to do now? Yes, yes. I want to go outside. I bet I get to go outside this time. I hope I get to drive a vehicle. I'm going to run over that demon child immediately. Let's go. Come on. The thing is I'm so hyped about this game just because it's functional. I think it's like the best thing ever made just because it actually is playable. Escort your children to the school bus. Come on, kids. You're going to the school bus whether you like it or not. Oh, they're holding my hands. This is so cute. Why is it parked in my driveway? Am I driving the school bus? Don't give me an ad. I'm ready. I'm really hyped. I want to see where this cliffhanger leads us to. Oh, I bet they're going to go to school. I'm really good at getting plots. Get ready for work. Oh, my God. I need to work as well. Where's the dad here? He's left me to do everything. Get prepared breakfast for yourself. Why didn't I just eat with the kids? Actually, no. I'd have to sit with that demon child. I'd rather take a different seat. Have my own table aside from them and just sit on my own. It would be like back in school where I'd be at the cool table and they'd be at the loser table. I can't stop playing. I got to see where this leads. I really need to know. Do I get to explore the open world? That's what I'm thinking. Deliver PE kit to your children in school. They forgot it. Yes. Any excuse to get out of the house? Wait, but wasn't I getting ready for work? What is my job? Being a mother. Yeah. Oh, I'm going to drive a car. This is going to go well. Oh, my God. My house is fucked. What the hell is wrong with it? It's just floating. Wow. You have done. Oh, Jesus Christ. Mom is a boy racer. Oh, I hear that engine. Jesus Christ. This is awesome. Short cut through the school's gardens. The running track is now ruined. Where is the school? I don't understand. Like that arrow just points me straight. It just keeps pointing me straight no matter what I do. Is this the school? Like this building kind of sticks out. Oh, wait. That is it. Look, there's a little thing that I have to go into there. A little circle. Yes, I did it. Good job. I don't have much time. Now what's in run? Yes. Now what will be the next one? I hope I get to explore the school. Oh, my God. This game is so good. Go to car parked outside. I thought I was at the school. Why am I back home? I'm at the car. What do I do now? Why is it pointing me this way? I don't understand. I failed. What was I supposed to do? Pick up your car keys from your room. It's said to go to the car. I've only 15 seconds to get to the fucking car now. I don't know if this is even possible. I think they may have made the night level impossible so you can never actually find out what happens at the end of this mom's life. I've been scammed. I'm so pissed. This game is horrible now. I hate it. I was really excited to see where that story was going. They really had me engaged. I got to see what the reviews are for that one because that one's pretty good. No reviews. What the hell? This game deserves reviews. Five stars Hermione grew into a nice young woman. They deserve it. All right. Let's try one more. I think this is going to be the best one. Even the ads are awful. You know, it's going to be good if the ads look like this. What the hell is she microwaving? I think she's starting a house fire. Ah, insurance fraud. One of the best parts about being a mom. Oh my God. No. No, I don't like the look of this already. It's a bit spooky. No, I don't like it. I should get ready first. Okay. Let's do it. How do we do it? Where'd my husband go? Did he leave me already? I'm so bad at being a wife. Oh God. Jesus Christ. Who just tried to kill me? Let's wake Mark up. What? Why did we come into the bathroom? I think I'm stuck in here. I don't know how to get out. And why did I get much smaller all of a sudden? Dude, wake up. Even though you weren't in bed a second ago. Wait, no. I don't want to play as the husband. I'm a mom. God damn it. I'm walking out on this family. Look at this amazing open world. I'm going to walk into traffic. I want the mom to have more gameplay and the dad to just be dead. Go, go, go, go, go. Come on. All right. This is my life now. The cops are taking me away from my family. Why are everyone else giants? Why is my family so small? Yes. Take me away. Driverless cars. Technology is so amazing. I don't mean the driverless cars. I just mean this game. It's so damn good. It's just such inspiring music and he's just walking barefoot into traffic. Yeah, I don't know what's going on in this game. I don't even know what my goal was. All I know is I'm not playing as a mom and then I'm not happy. This doesn't have any reviews either. I really have to pull a lot of weight here. Ran into traffic. Pretty fun. Five stars. Look, I only have one left. I may as well just fucking play the last one. This is Virtual Mom Dream Family Happy Mother Sims Life. Wait, didn't I play this already? Oh, Hermione, you're using your magic to try and get me to play again. Look at you waving at me. No, I'm not playing that again. I think this is the last one I have to play then. And it's already getting me a bit hyped. It's really nice music and whatnot. Oh my God, that looks terrifying. Why does everyone just look so cursed in these games? It's Monday morning. Wake up kids and serve them breakfast. Moms are capable of so much more than you're giving them credit for. Why do I just have to wake people and give them breakfast? Maybe I'm wrong. She cannot get through this door. This game even has a map and everything. This is ahead of the curve. Wake up kid who's already awake. Jesus Christ, she's really struggling. She needs some home help, I think. She's just walking into so many objects. She opens doors by walking head first into the... Doesn't even attempt to put her hand out. I don't think it can handle any more of this. It's not even the games. It's not even the fact that I'm just waking up and feeding children constantly. It's the ads. It's so hard to handle being bombarded with ads every few seconds. Ah, but so many of these games look so good. Like, I want to play this one too. Look, mom is having shopping at grocery store. I think I could be here all day playing these games if I could. And honestly, I'd recommend it to you if you have the time to get all of these apps. They all get a 10 out of 10 from me. Actually, I can't remember most of them. I think I was repressing them as I played them. It was weird. It was like real-time repressing stuff. It was really bringing me back to my childhood. I love them all. But I hope you enjoyed the video. I hope you enjoyed me showing off my maternal instincts in these games. I really think I shined as Emma Watson in particular. So if they're doing maybe a reboot of the Harry Potter movies, I'm just saying might be an option. You know, I am willing to negotiate. But I do hope you enjoyed. I appreciate you watching, as always, folks. And I do hope to see you next time. I better go wake the kids and make breakfast. So bye for now.