 And now I wait wait for everyone to file on it. Well, make sure everything's working and you never know with these things For example, it's a stream offline. That's not good. Oh, it's up Wow, that took like 30 seconds to work To get it to start. Yeah for I was I was very close to hitting end stream because I was like something is very much wrong Hello, all how'd you do? All right, say hi to the nice chat Hello, nice chat Okay, so We got through about just over half of the cosmonaut superchats in our last catch-up We got to do the other half and we've got that catch-ups to do and then we're caught right up In other news we recorded the meme fab after re-uploading it for the sixth or seventh time It managed to get past copyright in terms of you know Seventeen things have monetized it, but it can be viewed so wow we got that and And for those who well, this is actually a message specifically for little potato as weird as that is But is his meme for Batman is at the end because I've I lost it in my Selection so we just did a recording quickly and I added it in the end So you got that to come. It's just a I think it's four and a half hours. So that'll be out on Saturday And it'll it'll just be the next episode and I don't know if I'll stream a video game on the weekend or something because of the fact that we're not doing a live e-fab then or whatever But it means that we should absolutely be able to catch up now, you know, we got today should be easy Might do it. Mm-hmm. It might happen So I guess I'll just get go in Go we just mention back naturally Goodman Yes Why no e-fap this weekend there will be an e-fap. It's just not gonna be a live one, which you know You guys have watched not live stuff from us before it happens There's just so much memes and so many copyrighted memes Don't we care you can't do that live as we discovered Anyway, I'm just gonna get started on where we left off for the Cosminal Ones. So When you say you like the Simpsons, you don't mean you the new Simpsons, right? So I love OG Simpsons, but the new seasons are kind of the big gay Yeah, I don't know anybody who is referring to the new Simpsons when they say they like Simpsons It's just not funny. I'm not sure who's watching it at this point Someone is It's like Beatle Bailey it just hangs around because it's got a pedigree Because it's been around for a long time, even though it's not funny. Oh, everyone just left their TVs on I'm not trusting that view account, but yeah, I remember one of the last episodes I ever watched was when Lady Gaga guested and it's a really awful episode Not saying it's her fault just Oh man, I don't know what happened to Simpsons. There's loads of videos on YouTube that will go over What happened to Simpsons if you guys are interested in finding out I don't think the game might be a little bit too loud Let me hear a look Last thing we need is a video game overpowering our voices That would be awful. All right down by a significant percentage But yeah old Simpsons is awesome new Simpsons less so And like I said, I don't know anybody who watches In fact, I couldn't even tell you what season they're on but as far as I remember they got renewed recently and everyone was very sad We'll just get renewed indefinitely anyway, oh My god, I want to smash this disnoids Foo Haggit face into a wall. I think I know they're trying to spell Ra Ra, let me borrow your roof, please Thanos wear a cosmonaut variety. I was kneecaps me gone reduced to atoms Oh That's a kneecaps Game is loud like is it still too loud my goodness. I'll drop it down another It is now significantly quieter than we started out, but hey Never works Had a great question for you all, but I can't remember it now have some moneys anyway super chat. Yay. Why thank you The OT was released re-released in theaters as specials before They don't know What that was in response to but yes, that was right before the preguls came out, right? I believe Yeah, I think so because it was on like one of the anniversaries wasn't it like the 20 year anniversary or something like that And hello Greedo startup his channel talking about all the little details that they changed and how outrageous it was And he is now evolved as a critic the point where details. They just don't really matter Don't worry about it All those pesky details. Oh god, they just get in the way don't forget to hit that pesky detail See hello Greedo was getting in the way of George's creativity when he was complaining about those details like the wrong font So the force awakens over me Wait, let me see was still doing that in 2015 Ruined it for me. I feel sorry for him. I don't know how he gets over it Ever played Star Wars Republic commando also. Hi. I'm the anime guy from the ruby fap Fair enough Star Wars Republic commando is a good game and truly the last Star Wars shooter ever Um, yeah, I played it. I thought it was pretty cool Funtisms I didn't complete it though I know it has a good reputation As do a lot of Star Wars games from that era A lot of a lot of creative endeavors a lot of fun How many of Mario's clothes have I stolen now? Don't be confused by that. It's very important that we steal them It's very important Have I got an inventory? Oh, there we go. I've got his hat his map and his glove You don't need more than that What is a man except his map his hat and his glove? I feel like if you take that away from a man, you reduce him quite significantly Uh For me who have lived it cosmonaut is tainted by marks Very well Uh, this pandemic has been murder on my sanity, but very good to my checking account currently working retail So here's my money. Thanks for the content with a heart. Oh, wow Thank you very much. I'm glad it happened There's there's a lot of people who've like talked about the the awkward subject of what benefits The pandemic brought and it's just like a conversation not many people would want to have obviously, but it's just like oh Yeah, what what has it done for certain people here and there? Naturally everybody staying inside there's got to be somebody who benefits from this, right like I don't know People who love to go outside where no one is those people they had Had a whole increase of fun But that's being winded down now, right or at least it is in some areas the lockdown certainly is around here We'll have to see how everything turns out um So I know there's there's concerns over like second wave stuff um Just Hope the virus chills out, you know, we reason with viruses is that a possibility? Do you reason with the virus? Yeah, does it have like a mouth of saran sort of thing going on? I speak for the corona virus like hey, buddy So, uh, how much money do you want? Hello, maybe visits into the planet. He's like i'm gonna fuck up maz. We're like, all right well Hmm comes back very thirsty. Like the fuck was that place? He's like, yeah, I know Why would anyone want to go there? There's probably something on maz. You know, it's probably like a decent arcade supermarket something space elbow room. Yeah, finally They haven't they have a spacious outdoors from what I've heard Uh, molly, you can't hide on your porcelain pp throne forever. We can see you long man Like porcelain pp throne Oh my goodness gracious. I don't know that one a muffler. How can I send beeps your way the efat beeps page or discord? Won't let me post anything Um, so you just got to get the attention of any of the mods they post them there then obviously if it was an open page I imagine it could be a little bit disastrous At least that's how it works, but you can post You know anyone can post on the subreddit and I also often see them there I forget how to There's ghosts in this room, but I've forgotten how I'm supposed to get their attention I thought it was spinning this mobile I don't I don't I don't know about that. I don't know if that'll work on the ghosts Um, is there a button for that? Uh c There is actually a c stick on game cube. So maybe that's what you mean Yeah The yellow one a little yellow one Just when it was playing with their mobile. Hey chat. Am I missing something? What am I supposed to do in this room? Like a little c stick little ghost boy Move to mars with a huge background backyard exactly I'm pretty sure this is the twins room. So last stream you saw me kill a baby Now I'm going to be killing two little little little cherubs. Look at them. So cute murder murder Engage conversation conversation buffering Please talk jeb Oh jeb never had any trouble getting people to talk He's uh, he's very good at that. You see Uh, what about how chiwi and r2d2 have seen all three major galactic conflicts and live through them? You mean like how that's depressing or That's depressing One ends and another begins and then it ends and another begins Oh wait, I gotta oh, I remember this they hide in boxes But you see you'd think like oh, it'll be it'll be a tough thing to figure out But no my my my vacuum cleaner can figure out which ones have ghosts in them That puzzle sucks. Yeah the uh, yeah You try and hoover them up and uh Some of them some of them shake some of them don't the ones that shake have the ghosts in them Which doesn't really make sense. Does it? Why would they shake Why would these ghosts shiver and shake or they are not cold? I wonder if there's kids who didn't figure that out and then they just kept doing this puzzle over and over and over again Until they just happened to be right Wait, did I win now what I wasn't listening. Hmm. Oh, is it like a round two? Okay, so that's a rambly bumble. That's not not All right, I'm not bad mister. Okay No, don't go up there. Did I win? They keep calling me cheetah I'm just better than you stupid ghosts This isn't the star wars universe. We're being dead. It's better than being alive Oh, geez Okay, these children ghosts are dropping nukes. I don't know What a strange haunted house You'd think it would be concerning, but it really isn't it's just fun. I don't know Though this battle is far more difficult than the baby one you have to admit Is this Luigi's Mansion's way of saying that if you're gonna kill somebody go for them as young as possible It seems tactically advantageous Get them while they're young And Remember on youtube or nintendo was like taking down videos of anybody with their gameplay new of games Yeah, I remember that was sort of a thing. They still do that Oh, don't they have that partnership program thing? I don't I don't remember the history in the world. I don't know if that actually like if they just gave up going after people or not Oh look booris They named their booze after other things and put an extra o in there. Really he escaped with one hp That's I disagree. Oh a shoe. I bet you wish you had a shoe. All right over to the barbie room Gotcha Uh was the bathroom door open or shut mohler? Most if not all times it is shut I am a part of rags is religion Going to bed looking forward to waking up and seeing if you're still going or not. Hi rags Hello Uh cake rags revive j I mean, it's not even possible on this stream. Not even possible Sprint in halo yay or nay Uh yay as long as the game and the maps are designed around people having it. Yeah, I think that makes sense Um, I was never into halo enough without sprint that when they had it that I was like, oh my god But um, I know everyone assumed they did it because of card, right? They were like Or other fps. They were like you're trying to be more like the other ones stop it Yeah, there's nothing to be worried about as far as I can tell perhaps Hmm, I could go to the basement. Oh, there's a secret room over there Let's go to the secret room What's the best starcraft faction then Uh, I don't know anything about star tracks. I mean starcraft Yeah, I I I couldn't tell you actually zerg. I guess I don't even know I leave that one to chat. They shall decide Do do do do do My camera there we go No, not the toilet paper Why is there so much toilet paper in this place to ghosts, you know There a need there huh Look at me. I'm a big spooky gold room. You jealous you jealous. You don't have all of this gold I love gold I love That was a weird movie in a good way Hey, how am I supposed to kill him if I don't have any fire? Hmm In that case, I guess I'll just go Now come back in a moment with fire ghost poo indeed Real men use merely super chat Oh nearly I think oh, I think super chat pot is just something that gets copied in okay Um, but yes, of course rags. Have you ever played the game? Synthetic spelt with a k thoughts. No, I have not I've heard of it though. Um, But I don't Uh I don't yeah, I don't quite recall Hmm I've never heard of it I'm gonna guess it's about synthetic things Synthetic years Starkiller base is disney and the sun is star wars is soul Oh because it sucks up the soul and then what are the planets in this analogy? Like the fans maybe Where's the chungus room? Oh chungus rooms, don't you? Don't worry. I remember Um now hold on Mola You claim it's not heroic for someone to not act to save millions over one but praised mission impossible fallout for doing that I don't think I praised mission impossible fallout for his decision. Not at all I think it makes sense that ethan hunt would do what he did but I wouldn't have done what he did Do you remember rags? He gives up the the nuke for um to save his teammates? Yeah Um, the other thing about that situation as well is that you don't know for a certainty that that nuke will 100% be used Um, but even then I still think I would have gone with uh I would assume the teams when it's they sign up and sign on for this whole thing that you know that this is an eventuality that uh And it would be really unfortunate, but um Yeah, I like that whole film is about uh sort of that idea, right? So it's good shit kina it's like um An infinity war Yeah, it works out in fallout, um Even though it comes very close it does not work in infinity war It doesn't work for Loki doesn't work for Gamora and it doesn't work for cap All of them end up suffering By their choice, but um principally it makes sense to have that position. It doesn't always work out In rogue one rebel ships entering hyperspace get blocked by a star destroyer coming out of hyperspace Bounces on the shield and explodes Is that what happens in that? Does it actually bounce In rogue one Yeah, I don't know if you can I think it does. Yeah when it comes out of hyperspeed doesn't the Uh It like right in the town Yeah, it doesn't it. Oh, is the implication there then the bounce is off the shield or yeah, I'm not sure either. Um Yeah, I Can't remember off the top of my head I mean, I know I know something blows up when it hits it. I just uh, I don't know if it has anything to do with hyperspace and shields rather than they both Just hit each other, you know Because I know we all know that um anybody making these fucking movies Wouldn't have made it a rule that hyperspace can actually hit things because it ruins all the other space battles I don't know if rogue one Like shows the results of something like that on purpose or if it was just a coincidence that We sort of see it could be that way could be interpreted that way Yeah The golden room is more goldeny now The golden broom Hmm Oh many things to pick up Okay, so the little cutscene plays every time you pick up like an emerald And the other money in this thing eventually disappears after a few minutes or well seconds So it's like you have to try and grab it without grabbing those because if you play those cutscenes You won't be able to grab the other ones. You just brand for it. It's it's this whole thing Poor design. That's what I say Fucking a critique of luigi's mansion part one of 16 Don't tease that they'll expect it could be like wait really is that we've been working on this whole time We did it um Are any star wars fans, please check out the darts and droids comic It's star wars, but as if it was a ttrpg And it's really good and ongoing also high rags jay wins Hello I guess Like hello. No, he doesn't uh Hey, what about me? I only came across star wars saga two years ago and bought all six movies and buying the lucas arts games I'm like 24 I don't know what that's in response to but i'm glad and Simultaneously, sorry that you had to watch the sequels Man imagine experiencing star wars like for the first time just two years ago Like oh, this is really cool. And then you know Here we are Um, I still feel bad that they made chewy a vegetarian also high rags Hello Love you braid baller and thanks to efab just got introduced to Uh swg. I think that's star wars kill and fringy still a padawan long man Oh, yes, uh pretty much worth checking out all the people we've had as as guests in one way or another You might find some more people you uh very much enjoy But um, thank you. Yeah Very kind um lego star wars is the shiz Do you play lego star wars ranks? Yeah, um, I played some on the gamecube uh before I played the Uh, I think it was the Clone wars one. It was the one where the hub world was like dexter's diner Dexter's diner sorry I forget it was such a long time ago. I I played the sequel I know the prequel one like the three of them and then I played the complete saga I think that's it. I have 100 percent of the complete saga and no one can take that away from me No way Okay Hmm I'm actually forgetful of where this last item is I might actually have to ask chat for help because I only have one last place that I can think to look And if that isn't it that we're all very much in trouble Um Also, this one just says laiga king. I think that's a reference to taiga king Oh my god, there's little bouses, okay, there's no boo in here either All right chat I'm gonna I'm gonna pull my oh Well, that's just a muddy ghost. So it's it's not over yet But um, does anyone in chat know where the last mario item is because I got his hat his map his glove and his shoe There's one more Man luigi's nose is bouncy Uh, hey guys can't stay on for long going out to celebrate my birthday with my family have fun with this prequel video Love you massives high rags Hello, I'm sorry. I had to turn on my ac is a little uh little warm over here right now So I decided to turn that on for a little bit cool down Observatory. Oh, I know the observatory, but where is it though that upstairs? Oh, it's that easy. Holy shit, okay I didn't even I had like a whole other two rooms to look in and I didn't even see him. Thank you chat This opened yet. It is did it Um, also. Yeah, they said like have fun with the prequel video. This is the cosmonaut one. It's like how do you imply? There was fun to be had there I was just I'll figure it was bad guys. Mm-hmm You need to know that okay Oh sweet. I got the right to them as well Rags, this is satanic star that I'm lighting and five points on fire. I'm concerned Hmm, dude, I feel like this would have definitely had a satanic panic thing going on for it with this one bit Yeah, maybe this loot this nintendo bullshit is telling our children Badness is good. Yeah, I think the observatory is in the next room. So we're almost there folks Another shy guy Damn that ghost just straight up punched me um Quote i'm easy rags 2020. Oh I am i'm an easy guy I think they mean in the sexuloid I'm difficult. What do you mean? Yeah, rags is like totally cool with going for a ride like everybody else is what what's wrong with it Nothing on reason all about that. Nope. So many ghosts to murder You think it's disgusting that these people wear masks because they're shy and I rip them off That's a micro aggression. That's isn't that like just a straight up macro aggression. No, that's just an aggressive no That's just an aggression ripping your masks off. There's nothing really micro about that the micro or macro. It's just an aggression All right, where's the boo? Give me a bow. Oh my goodness. It's boon swaggle no, no, no He thinks he can just run away from me when like my whole goal in this game is to mid to him Wow Okay, so he's in the in the schmooker room. I think Oh wait, which room is that? Oh, I'm not going all the way back around to get to that room. What kind of mansion Has no doors that connect this see that that's ridiculous. No, I plot all you're not accepting that I'll go kill him later. Okay guys Wait, there's another one in here Hello I think it's a fake one. Yeah Well, they're fakey ghosts. Um Watch the toys that made us star wars episode Wait, I guess that's a star wars episode the toys that made us Fair enough People who don't don't like the prequels need to be gassed. Oh my that's um Excessive I don't think that's necessary myself. I'm gonna go ahead and hard disagree. We don't need to gas them That's okay Let's uh, that's my POV on it, you know time to look into space so, um This is kind of weird, but When I when I looked at the moon it broke open This portion of the mansion That's what it does. I don't know. It's the moon does. Oh, we've known this Did we did we know this and nasa in the 60s discovered it? Oh So why do you think mansion prices are always fluctuating? It's it goes in with the moon it all ties together Well poetry it rhymes So the other question I have just is this normal basically there are like Lemons floating through space and when you grab them with your vacuum cleaner like lemon ghosts and fire it at the moon Does the moon explode? I feel like destroying the moon would have catastrophic consequences for the rest of the planet But you know what luigi gets his house. So whatever I mean, we already really just look at the moon doesn't do anything We all know this well easy. I I don't know about that Well, well, you need to learn about science buddy because it's it's just a big light Learn your science like. Oh, no, we won't have a light anymore. It's like you got your phone. That makes light Idiots Is there a boo in this room? Also how weird i'm literally in space literally Non figuratively All right, I have all of the items now I can summon Something there's a lot of a pressing I've got to do soon Yeah, well, that's just games for you I imagine if you're afraid of Buttons and letters video gaming just is not the hobby for you. It is All right, actually let's go fetch that boo Hey luigi, could you maybe sprint you bastard? The prequels were bad, but they are good compared to disney star wars. They are good Um compared to disney star wars. They're better if only if the only films that existed in the world with disney star wars and the prequels I guess um I would be like holy shit. The prequels really are just the best example of films that we have So, uh, they they win by default I suppose Uh, where am I going here is this yeah, this is the room. I wanted there should be a boo in here somewhere Hmm This is the upstairs, right? Yeah Boo went through this door don't lie to me Damn I have been I've been fooled I will save the game real address. Um Uh prequels are objectively good. I don't know about that. Don't know. No, they they stop stop Just don't Um, the prequels are an interesting idea expanding on the empire and how they got to where they were in the ot Uh, that was executed poorly. The sequels are a mess of ideas that are also executed poorly Yeah, I didn't agree with that favorite turtles from tmnt Feel like we were asked this before wouldn't we? I can't remember what answer we went with. I think I went with splinter. I like it I was like no, no turtle Turtles are not they're uh, they're funny. I guess Rats are funny too I don't even know what I want Maybe a rat turtle I feel like that's not gonna end well whatever it turns out to be We were bamboozled I don't know. I mean, what is that in reference to I wonder? Weemwombled Young Anakin Skywalker is no Kylo Ren Uh No, Kylo Ren's no one Yeah Kylo is different people depending on who you ask And well according to him too depending on what film you ask him in Probably the prime example of a character that just can't settle on anything Um, all right. So this lady just wants to see all of mario's stuff Um, and I remember when I was playing this as a young man that I was like convinced that every time I gave her An additional one that something would happen, but nope It's only until you have all five that she actually does anything So pressing a is what we got to do Um, I'm still two hours live But to define a bad film as leaving you empty means all porn is bad as I feel empty afterwards It can happen This film is boring this film just started Oh, you mean because he's referencing the um The title crawl Like it's already boring. I don't even find the title crawls boring I honestly think that it's a bit of a misconception, but hey, what would I know? Trying to give you information you need that sort of thing. Halloween is masculine holiday. Hello fring-fring masculine holiday. How about that? Fring old fraggled Didn't cosmos say there is such thing as objectively good or bad movie He did once upon a time. He no longer says it. He thinks it's really dumb to think it now Uh, oh, yeah, that's crazy. I mean he evolved much like many critics do eventually you just evolve EFAP off. I have a CPA Off I have a CPA. All right Hmm interesting By giving her all of the items yet something gonna happen now Oh, by the way, she asks you to kill her at the end of this. Do you know that? Like she's the only ghost in this game that just wants you to You know convert her into a painting kind of fucked up One more to be a painting, dearie Modern history made a video about how sticks were used to record Whether someone paid taxes very interesting. I highly recommend. I saw that video Damn, that was a very that was an interesting video. That sounds like you could easily manipulate, you know Not really. Yes, because what they would do is Yeah, I just want to say as long as someone we trust is you know organizing it Well, no, what what you do is you get that you got your your stick and you'd make notches in the stick to represent amounts and then you would Split the stick in half and when you split a stick it always breaks in a different way So each person has their side of the stick and they will match Hmm So it'd be tough to fake it is what you're saying It would be tough to fake it not impossible I mean you could sit there Finding an identical stick to the stick that you had and then keep breaking those identical sticks over and over until You get one to match a stick that you don't actually currently have I mean it's not So it's not logically impossible But it is practically impossible very interesting Yes, of course All right Longo it's gotta go to work. We'll see you in a few hours very well. Um, yeah Um god i'm still showing her items Okay But but how do they say no? No, if you want to watch a good Hayden christiansen movie, I highly recommend shattered glass Hmm i'm never heard of it Uh used too many words is the kind of thing hoodie rats say All right used too many words. Is that about the opening crawl? Maybe I don't know I thought it was about the fashion industry How people who wear hoodies are like the rats of the Like the fashion industry I suppose Oh, yeah, they reveal in this scene in the game that bowser is going to be the bad guy in this game Can you believe it? What in a not in a in a mario slash luigi game? Well I suppose it could have been while luigi or wario, right? Could have ended up being that. Oh time to murder here She's had enough of living murder more dorm um It's kind of screwed up that he thinks jamaican sound like jar jar well I don't know what to make of that myself. You know like I mean maybe there's one out there that does sound kind of like jar jar and he met him No, don't go outside you fuck My succinct reaction to cosmonauts video is jc denton saying do you have a single fact to back that up? And why don't you get a real job? I mean he tried like to have a single fact back him up. He was just having trouble I give him some breathing room. He's trying, you know Also, what does this key go to the upper upper room? Oh wow the booze hiding in her throne wait, I'm killing a boo called buiji What does that mean for me existential crisis Got me 18 booze and I believe I need like 45 to be able to beat the game or something 40. I don't know Either way a whole bunch All right, is this where's the way I'll go up? All right, I got it um Well, I don't like that cosmonaut talks with so much vocal fry yet here I am dealing with this toad of a man with half a brain cell Prequel dialogue is better than this. Oof Man, that's that's gotta be quite the criticism right to be like You're saying that the prequel dialogue sucks and someone says well, it's better than your dialogue That's just disheartening Uh fuck mary kill from atla katara azula and tiley Uh keep j All right, um I don't know if you want to google them or if I should just answer the question azula is too crazy So i'm killing her. I'm sorry. You don't want to get anyone near here. You know what they say Yeah, uh and the other ones were Katara and tiley probably mary katara Tiley from oh, they're all from atla. Yeah Tiley from avatar Oh, isn't she that really young one? Oh, yeah, I'm assuming you know what guys they're all 10 years old now, right or whatever. So it's all it's all gucci Yeah, they're all Okay I don't know though That's a lot. That's a lot to add to a person that young That would be a different person true Though azula is probably still in some kind of mental institution So i'm not going near that but uh Yeah, the other two i'm sure katara's turned out to be a great human. So that'll work out. I'm sure she's just Fuck amazing like she always is. Oh, wait, what am I? Oh, no, I'm gonna have to get ice on me God damn it Where's the uh, oh that's actually quite close by No, it's not kind of Close enough Uh-oh the bomb creatures are in oh, hello Oh I got me a sapphire and there's so much money in this mansion Um calls me will just set a factual statement. They're using it wrong and justified it with I personally think shakespearian is Um Yeah, that doesn't really surprise me and he would probably argue that every anytime he argues a fact Of anything that it's still subjective and don't worry about it I think that's what just right does He's like I may sound like i'm being object. No wait, joseph anderson. I think is the one who does that It's hard to keep track of all of our e-fappers. Okay e-fap villains the rogues gallery can learn a lot of bad ones. Yeah Where are you mr. Boo? Give me your soul Mr. Boo jangles I feel like I would have killed him earlier. I'm surprised he's still in here Gotcha Uh This is the e-fap anomaly should have been on not that wasted debate well He uh, you what do you mean? He could have made that debate as good as he wanted it to be Well, he came on again. Anyway, this is from the 55 85 You guys have had lots of anomaly in town He shouldn't have been on the fan of minister bait. Oh, I mean he was like the most requested for that Yeah, but apparently it's our fault for wasting it was like, oh, I mean it I don't know how we wasted him. He could have said whatever he wanted whenever he wanted to I don't know how this is like on us We are responsible For uh, well, I mean, you know, we learned our lesson. We'll be debating in every debate from Till the end of time Looks like it Got my eyes Uh, remember that's the same crowd that constructed a romance between ray and kylo based on looks they exchanged they misconstrued anything as flirting Oh, that's what love is Hey, man majorly was like excited to see their relationship blossom with the third fail But he like I guess he got what he wanted, you know Well, their relationship was They kissed that one time before one of them died Mm-hmm Very very emotional No, no, no water creatures are no match for ice Um On one hand obi should have freed anakin to match with what he said in return of the jedi On how he met him But on another we need to learn more about kwaigon Oh, he's saying like if we had obi one be the one to release anakin It would have lined up more with how it seemed like he had a lot of love for him, I guess I don't know I'm mostly okay with um kwaigon being more of the dad type figure for anakin and then Uh, obi one being more of the bro. I just wish there was more of that brotism in the prequels Little bit of it here and there. Um, especially the opening to revenge of the sith Like that shit was sorely needed for a long time Don't worry. We're still flying half a ship Good old jokie obi one as they're all about to be vaporized Aha Oh I give the safari room key No, wait, this is the safari room. I have the room to something The key to something even oh, where are you? Little boo peep a I'm not pretty clever Little peepoo. No, no, not that Do Um, so this one just says I didn't care and then the next one says I cared And I think this is about how cosmonaut was telling everybody whether or not they cared about the prequels That's how it happens. He's an authority. You see Um, yms is wrong about the quality of the prequels Uh, what is he? What is yms to I think I don't actually I don't know what he said about the prequels I don't know, but I would assume so, right? I would assume he doesn't think they're good Uh, ray is the anti jar jar. He destroys she fixes Okay That's bullshit. I've been wanting to tell you that I realized you sound like jack from the jack in the box commercials anyone tell you that um I mean I can save that message and Hopefully get it to him one day But uh jack in the box commercials. Do you know what that is? Jack in the box commercials Is that a game in jack in the box as commercials or you have to like make commercials for things maybe? Oh, yms gave revenge of the sitha two out of ten. Damn Wow, that's less than we gave it. Yeah, we're more generous than that Do do do do you Oh, I got me a boss fight Hey rags, have you ever thought about the idea of going to like You know a mansion with his ghosts and then you accidentally bump in on them Do like worshiping cthulhu No Is that what they're doing? I mean, I don't know what's going on here, man But then something really spooky happens Some shady shit right there Oh god I'm gonna die Oh jack in the box is a fast food chain. All right Oh, I thought you said jack box Oh, yeah, jack in the box is indeed a fast food chain So the ads for that has a guy who sounds like death bullshit. All right I haven't seen one in ages. I have to double check I'll take their word for it though. I assume they know what they're talking about when it comes to jack in the box Rises giant boot trying to murder me. What do I do? He wants my chungus Oof and then he just straight up got murdered That's how they get you And then I freeze them well and then boom murdered Come here my children Come here. I wish to freeze you. Oh I guess I didn't count all right Well, when you remove a couple boos, you know that they tend to get smaller as a whole Now I have less to murder Smaller for more They're all running away from me roar Hate it when that happens Stupid ghosts don't they know this is good for them Trying to save the world exactly what you want Come here now Oh, dude, you can capture him in your little vacuum and then drag him over to a spike and pop him Like I don't know man this game It's just totally edgy Okay, maybe this is the way I'm supposed to do this Oh No, you cheater I am out of rage, dude Probably a lot easier than I'm making it look Hashtag I cared Again, people people wanting to make themselves very clear that they cared about the prequel switch I already knew that a lot of people cared about the prequels honestly. I'm surprised Cosmo didn't Oof Took an it but I'm all right Wait, where'd the frozen bro go? They're gonna bait them in Make sure baits really good I'm just not a good boo catcher. You know, it's just not my profession Even though I really need to be for this mansion and for Mario's life To think if Luigi was unsuccessful in this video game, then there would have been no more Mario games Pretty crazy Oh, gg. Luigi is a real hero That old loogie Ghosts fly now They fly now 35 out of 50 booze Um Well boys, my son is now a week old and I'm super pumped to show him these one day. How many will there be? I wonder Oh, you know by the time your son is 50 years old, we'll be filming the last episode of beef up. I'm sure of it It's time to come to an end Playing Luigi's mansion for the 100th time. Oh, I hit the checker point, too Um I wonder oh and hi Anna bow mohler and And it just cuts off it just says and Hmm also bow, I guess that's bullshit. Yeah Uh, that cricket must be a ralo fan Yeah, lots of lots of angry crickets in um in In Anna's room must have been annoyed with her um, you know perspective on the prequels Or cosmo variety hour either way Is cosmo variety hour just quintin on 1.5 times speed? I feel like quintin's more accurate than uh, cosmo That could be wrong. I don't know. We haven't watched a quintin video in a while. Last one was with aidan, I think Where he was complaining that all of the ewoks were replaced with black people or whatever. That was uh interesting perspective everything that they had black people they could have had ewoks or something like that So they were cowardly I was like, yeah, sure. Whatever you say my dude definitely Have you guys seen speed racer the live action? It's easily the best anime to live action adaptation It's my personal favorite movie of all time. Wow. Wow um Oh, what do you think of it? I can't oh, I I've not seen it I haven't seen it either I that's uh Ketched me a little off guard. I wouldn't I wouldn't have imagined Um Um speed racer. Well, what's what's the what's the common thoughts on it? Uh Hi rags. Hi, ana. I'm all blue Cosmo says all they do is talk about what they're going to do, but it took him 20 years to understand the plot Well, so this is the awkward part when you just like say I don't even understand the plot and then someone else is like Oh, it's it's this Then it just doesn't I don't know that it's an indictment on the film. You know, we we've talked about this just like it's kind of awkward Yeah, it's like, I don't know. I don't want to sound condescending and insulting but you might be an idiot Why would you think that would sound condescending or insulting? Well, some people would some people take that as more of a an insult than just a description. Hmm What crazy man Um the covenant is better than the flood is better than literal dog poop is better than the prometheans What do you think I didn't like fighting the prometheans apparently nobody does Yeah, that's one of the big issues like they came up with a whole new faction that wasn't wanted asked for nor needed And no one likes them Why not why admit to not understanding the film for 20 years? Why didn't you just lie? I Don't think what he wrote it. I think what he wrote that he was like lol. This is such a great ode on phantom betas Got him. Everybody just interpreted it as oh, that's awkward. But uh, you got there eventually so that's something Because I'll be honest with you man. Like I feel like a lot of people almost like self Like they put clouds in their own head about exactly what's going on in phantom menace Like they're just like it means so confusing just wait. It's just like yeah, okay calm down We'll just we'll talk through it bit by bit and a lot of the questions. I feel they have can be answered And um, I don't know a lot of people don't really spend much time on it anyway because they've already concluded is a bad film But gets pretty awkward hence why anomaly ink probably has a lot of his work Cut right out for him. There's a lot of people on on youtube who just echo points instead of uh I don't know trying to go through it for themselves Like the idea that cosmonauts video Was the one to take down the prequels, you know, it's just like No, it wasn't Not even close Also, when are we getting an artha flak versus ruby rose crossover? We'll see the thing is Uh Batwoman has lost batwoman while joker was only supposed to have one and everybody wants more Even though batwoman got a second season before ruby rose left. It's it's all very indicative Of what the world really wants and what we end up getting because things suck sometimes Get her on e-fab. Could you imagine ruby rose on e-fab? That would be pretty funny Ruby rose, please come on e-fat. We'll talk to you about the fun of filming the waman I'm gonna assume it wasn't fun Do-do-do-do-do-do Unironically though, it would be fun to be like, what are your favorite movies? What made you want to get into tv? What is your favorite scene from batwoman? Do you imagine she was like, what do you think of the show? We'd be like, uh, It's um entertaining For sure I thought it was Coherent enough It was like you could sort of you could discover what was happening Time does progress linearly Normally arguably Words were used thoughts were conveyed And then she's like you didn't like it. Did you we're like? No, we were horrified to learn that you got quit And then like after her appearance she watches all of our e-fat meetings and she's like, you fuckers Hey, man Star opinion yo And that and so ends the ruby rose arc on e-fap Short-lived but You know it happens. Oh, you can't get in there because the spooky ghost locked it now. I gotta go talk to uncle grimly Don't you hate it in games when they make you talk to uncle grimly? I do uncle grimly needs to I'm surprised mom and dad shouldn't even let him over anywhere honestly Mm-hmm. I bumped into another mouse to gain me loads of money. Tell me what this means rags That the mice are stealing all of your money Disney Um jedi flawed, but their ideals are worth fighting for Um, maybe some of them. Oh weird though Get out weird I don't know if I trust them You're sitting down watching e-fap then all of a sudden it's theo you didn't ask for it. You didn't choose it. That's right there Man, do you remember when we covered the uh the extra credits video? Sort of I think that was e5 45 Which with taking it back. That's yeah, we've made double the episodes of that now Pretty much seems like it was only yesterday They all seem like they were only yesterday really remember the time where we looked at a guy wrecking my video on black panther remember those days He spoke of rhino milk And other things I wouldn't want to reduce it that I remember that one more than the extra credits one It's weird some of them just sort of some of them just stand out more the extra credits one What was the argument? It's like you need to make it so that people are aware of how bad the bad guys are Like it's it's it's naughty of you to have a game with nazis as a team without telling your consumers how bad nazis are But they're bad You don't have to play until you watch a cutscene looks like nazis. They're the ones you gotta watch out for Fucking hell these ghosts go away Stop spouting gay bag Close but no cigar No for you lot either Uncle grimly you couldn't stop me. Do you really think your pathetic peons could too? Goddamn listening to all this small talk makes me want to die. Also, you are correct rags I am correct. Well Just carrying on the long tradition You know how it be and it be what it do Not sure what they're referencing but like I find it agreeable as a statement I had a friend say human lives are worth more than civil rights and I almost lost respect for her Human lives are worth more than civil rights I mean I'm trying to picture this scenario choosing between doesn't it depend on which right we're talking about I guess I mean is it like Don't you agree that there are that human rights are this I mean What if you friend what if someone would rather die than give up the rights like is that dumb or Like I think it's a really complicated question. And I don't think saying it just flat out either way is gonna Really put a cap on it. Um I mean people absolutely fight and die and kill for human rights. They certainly think that the rights are more important Especially if it's for other people I mean people die for things all the time that they consider rights Yeah, I just need the specifics more so What scenario are we talking about here? Oh my god, this boo's got a lot of health. This is the chonkest boo And through the woolly jobs fine didn't even want to hang out with you So Um Tony stock should totally have been on the iron throne. Yeah, I'd be on both of that. I think most people would Better ending than what we got Good old money ghost Man Rags this place is so old and untouched. There are there are dust mountains like dust dust molehills dust mountains That was one of the really lame Rides at silver dollar city dust mountain Did you have to like wear a mask for it because there's a so so dusty I think so, but it was more of a legal thing. Some people consider the dust to be part of the experience. Yeah, that's like why they were there I ain't the same without the dust. Nobody wants a clean mountain Yet another key I key Those uh chests are very inefficient Oh, do you mean because the keys are much smaller than the actual chests? Oh, I mean, well the chests and like the keys are very um Like like the way that how the lid is so massive But the bottom where it actually holds things isn't very Why do they always run away from me? You're supposed to run away from ghosts because they're supposed to be scary. Oh my god That says a lot about you. Yeah, the game kind of fucked that up I was like the one thing game you got ghosts in here. I'm supposed to run away from them But no, I I suck on them like what what is that? You do the big suck Luigi my boy I have to share with you that I've made the game slightly longer by giving you keys that open up rooms in the attic And then keys in the attic that open up the rooms in the basement And vice versa to make you go up and down and up and down. Yeah, I see right through you nintendo You see the person who does who lived in this house before you was sort of bonkers He was a fucking idiot. You're like he was very strange man Very very odd Like how could you let children play this game when you give ghosts the big suck you have satanic spells And there's lots of just just outright encouragement to violence. I just I don't know It's simply something I cannot support Um Do do do do EFAP we're not a political podcast also EFAP when molla steps out for two minutes states rights and the lockdown EFAP doesn't like EFAP still has politics It's almost impossible to of course everybody has a policy. They're gonna drip out here or there We just try to avoid it. That's all There's no way that I don't think it's like it's I don't think it's crazy. It's not like real partisan kind of stuff Well, and that's the other thing everyone's idea of what is partisan can be different so Yeah, I think your position the lockdown is necessarily political at all I would be surprised if we get through these next few months without being asked what our thoughts are on Uh, what's going on right now And You know, are we supposed to go we will absolutely not talk about it or just give you a sort of You know simplistic answer as to what we probably think about it Um, I ain't no innocent about nothing It's uh, it's a decision. I think a lot of people are making actually it's like should you comment on it at all Should you go crazy and be like absolutely pushed for this particular thing or should you be like? um This is my position. Leave me alone, please Yeah, of course because uh I've seen a lot of there's a lot of companies that are getting there. Uh, they're their perspective out there Um, and I'll tell you Ben and Jerry's that was the one that I needed I needed an ice cream company to tell me that white supremacy is bad back here white supremacy I want to give a shout out to my big friend white supremacy We wouldn't be here without white supremacy our friend white supremacy is a weird dude Like I don't know why his parents named him that I want to thank all the white supremacists in the audience to be You guys made it happen You guys made this happen Can I get honest criticism for my karate kid reviews? Uh, what a strange super chat Uh, I hope you can I hope you do If you guys watch karate kid reviews out there make sure to provide them honest criticism Yeah, give everything the same kind of a standard. Mm-hmm. Don't give something. Don't be uh, don't be doing dishonest criticism You fucks Yeah, we see it all the time. Don't give things the specialness Don't don't special plead for the material that you like Yeah Be the honest man Be fair even if it makes you the big gay you can do it here to the standard believe in yourself And others will believe in you What is it in south park chicks love confidence now go hurry the clitoris has spoken he talks to like the great clitoris He knows all big confidence They do I did confidence. I'm gonna say most people did confidence. Yeah confidence is really good Cool little thing it you like some Seeing someone be like hey x is y instead of I must battle toy soldias Who just sneaking out into the car at all like some kind of jumpkin? Uh, yeah, real poof is clearly the protagonist of tbm You're real poofed. Does anyone know who that is? Is that like uh, let's see Yeah, real poof Thank you for auto-correcting me game Game uh Oh, sorry. So I tried to spell that it will it was of course incorrect But yuga was like, oh, do you mean yario poof? I'm like, yeah, that is That is what I bet. Wow Um, he's the one with a really long neck Oh, okay. Well, yeah, he yeah, I'd agree with that. He was probably the protagonist of tpm He's just um, his input was quite important in many of the discussions Uh rags is a smart doggo, but it has been objectively proven that coronavirus is worse than the flu The flu typically kills around 0.2 of those that in fact while kovid kills upwards of 3 also high rags Hello. Yeah, sure. Um, I believe the kill rate is more tied to do the fact that it overflowed hospitals and they couldn't Uh treat the people with it. Um, but this isn't something I really want to talk too much on because there's lots of uh facts to go over, you know Uh, could it could it be more or less harmful than the flu? Uh, I don't know. Is it more or less infective than the flu? Probably less infective from what I understand, but either way Uh, it's not a good that that that is something Uh, we don't like corona. We would give it the big old Uh cancel. We should cancel corona if someone can simply claim they were metued by corona I believe we can get someone go to Someone go to corona's twitter account and dig up some old tweets some problematic tweets So we can cancel corona and it has to go away. What would a what would a controversial corona tweet be? You know I don't know like I I Something about how it's more deadly to Asians and blacks or something like that racial discriminations is probably what I'd go for Or girl sexism it says it's gonna gun for men more than women because they're better and it's like You have to level the playing field by Making there be less men Fucking hell corona was uh, he was just fucking crazy, man Also, yeah, I just midded three soldiers. I don't know how to feel about this Did they try to murder you first? They're like poking me with their weird. They're not like lethal guns, but they they take portions of my health Like the little cork guns I don't know How many cork bullets do you have to get fired at you before you're like that's it I'm killing this guy Did he hit you once? Um, they missed every time so it was just it was just me doing some self-defense. Wow these soldiers are really bad Well, man, they must have been they must have been they must have been with the first order Oh But rags don't you know the the empire have moments where the stormtroopers do stupid things You can't really the statement you just made isn't fair. You have to mention everything that ever made a mistake first All right We all know that's how that works So if ever you watch any movie where someone makes a stupid decision my response will be rags You need to you need to now reference every time anyone has ever made a stupid decision in a movie. Okay There's still people arguing in my mentions about this. They're like it was more as prerogative He should be mentioning that the empire also had moments in which they were uh stupid or something It's like what the fuck no I don't I think I think we just need to accept that these people do not allow you to criticize disney's movie Well, I mean I would absolutely categorize that as disnoid behavior. It was like how dare you oh, yeah It absolutely is Because you I don't think any uh didn't didn't normally or rick try to say like You know the stormtroopers are not threatening when when the discussion about droids being threatening came up I don't think so They've literally run away from him and like the first no, I know but five minutes That wasn't an attempt. There was no attempt at defending it that way like hey, man The stormtroopers aren't spooky, but they you know, but that wouldn't be relevant. We'd be like it doesn't matter Even if even if the empire were literally Limp dick throughout the entire oath here wouldn't actually matter to the point I mean I imagine through most of the scenes they weren't erect Yes um And it comes back to we were asked this a couple e-faps ago I believe whereas like what is the most common fallacy you come across and it's like it has to be what aboutism It's gotta be Not even close one of the first fucking arguments anyone ever goes to is hey man There's this other thing that's like that. So we all are okay with it, right? No Your people are weird Very strange. Why do you expect this to be the answer? This is logically stupid Uh guys jar jar is the main character I think there is some people who argue that He does do a couple of things because A lot of people would argue the the protagonist is the one that pushes the story along the one that makes decisions so Uh, it's I believe it is between Qui-Gon and Padme for phantom menace. That's what people usually say Uh, I would go with Qui-Gon I would too But they're both pretty solid answers. Yeah, it's not as clear as it is in many other um You know Well, funnily enough like attack of the clones. I'd be like it's surely we all agree. It's obi-wan and anakin, right? Or the prequel the the next two or attack of the clones for revenge of the sith. Yeah, I think that's the same again And uh, that's fine by the way I don't even like the argument that like Well, ha you haven't figured out who the protagonist is that means the film is flawed. I'm like, I don't know that that's I don't know about that And he who's the protagonist of fargo? Um, I would probably say it's less than I got But we have several protagonists and the way I just see it is the it's the pov character that's making decisions. Yeah But uh, he's the one we spend the most time with I believe I could be wrong on that Um, but laun malvo is definitely a a protag of sorts as well. We follow him a lot The protagonist Or an antag. This is the thing. These are all They're all more so it reminds me of genre where these things are like labels we give once we've watched it And they're getting sort of converted into what these things have to have and I'm not 100 sure Like if someone said it has to have a definitive protagonist or something not that anyone has said that but you know I've never really thought that a flaw of phantom menace is that it didn't have a definitive Uh, protagonist I feel like the flaws of phantom menace are much more easy to identify than than going with that Yeah Minasura Minasura happy mother's day rags Oh, thank you. Yes. You are a mother to many I am the um The ma e-fap mom the mother of e-fap I mean if someone's gonna be the mother of e-fap, it's gotta be you you play the women. This is how it works I guess I got the titties Um, I created a design for an e-fap t-shirt using Photoshop and an online website. Would any of you masters want one also bring back j so we can kick him Um, well, he's been pre-kicked and as for e-fap t-shirts Thing things are moving very very slowly still. I promise things are moving but very slowly. We're gonna get there eventually Just just hang in there folks survive without the t-shirt. In fact, I don't even know if this is like a Is this considered like a good time a bad time or a neutral time to open up a niche? you know I for shirts. Yeah, I don't know where they're gonna wear them I guess they'll just have to look in the mirror regularly and be like, yeah It's a shite I have no idea what this takes me. I shouldn't have done this Oh my I have fallen and I cannot get up I hope I don't need an elemental thing that isn't fire. That'll be awkward I found another golden room rags. Do I get money now? Yes, you get gold. I get notes. I get gold coins. Not bad But do I get ghosts? Let us discover You should watch the chests open. You can yeah Wow Oh, and then they open backwards. Wow, that's very impressive The you know, it makes sense. You can do that in real life. The chest is malleable enough Oh, no It's all over the room I don't think I got them all That's okay Okay, I'll say emerald You guys should watch Ben Shapiro rate the movies Um, why do I feel like it's not gonna be Something we'll find agreeable People have been suggesting that for a while now. I'm kind of uh, has he got a video for it? Like We just go through them right? So is it just gonna be he gives them a rating and we go no I guess that'll it's gonna be You know, we could start maybe he gives reasons. Maybe yeah, we'll have to we'll have to vet it We'll have to give it a look see See if it can be funny. Who knows maybe it'll work for um For e-fap 100 red Bonn hood that a b Which is 11 episodes away guys spooky tisms. Wow Yeah, except bonya see they're all sitting there thinking uh more it's 12 episodes and I'll be like, oh, is it? Oh is it A likely story Um Oh my rags your covet take is so bad that I question if you set it to maintain your fan base seeing as you don't make videos anymore Uh, the coronavirus is less Deadly than the flu is flat out wrong educate yourself. Oh my all right. Well kill yourself. How about that? And like I said, I don't know enough about it to say but uh I know that it's spread real fast Yeah, I think we've certainly Without a doubt we've absolutely overreacted to it It isn't necessarily bad at least for a time being but we can't shut down the world every time a scare like this comes out I mean, I would hope it doesn't come out again for a while. I don't Otherwise we're gonna be unfortunate and maybe we should just stop eating things that uh don't satisfy certain mammals just don't eat flying mammals So I don't know man. What if what if they just it just gives them that extra special taste? Yeah Um, it's my fifth anniversary today. The super chat is only card. I bought for my wife. Love you, baby Oh Yeah, that's something Super chat is the only card. All right, then. Um Mola Spoonie is streaming right now bring him on Man Boony When I understand he's still Streams everyone's depressed. I don't I don't know And insane. I don't know if he's doing anything like other than I don't even know what he does on the streams, but yeah Hope he's doing all right. I suppose Um, yes, I know about the mirror trick The mirror trick What is the mirror trick you take a photo of a mirror and it takes you back to like the main area of the mansion Why is that well, have you ever you've heard the the thing right if you if you put your phone right up to a mirror and take a photo of it It enters you into a different universe You know about that. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I um I remember when I did that once. Yeah, it's kind of annoying But like that's what happened that wins the cheese All right. Yeah, that's fair enough and you can look out sometimes it gives you the same universe But like with small differences sometimes Sometimes it's not that sometimes it's much worse than that So somebody went to the mirror universe where there's the corona And now this happened Wow, and then they can use it again and they go to a universe and never had it and spread it Hooray That'd be weird one. Thanks to be like how did it happen? And you're like, well, I took a photo of a mirror and they're like, oh Ah, you can't take people out of the mirrors Don't they teach you this stuff in the kids school? Can you imagine how fucking chaotic life would be if It would just it would it would create like a a random You know multiplier or attribute for the universe every time someone took a photo of a mirror Like like for example vampires are real and it's just like every we're like seriously guys stop doing it And like people just keep randomly doing it and it's just like news updates the thing would Would it take would it change the universe or would it change? That would it would the person get moved to a new universe who does it? Oh, I'm saying this new one I'm presenting is one where uh It's what it just makes a weird thing happen to the universe every time And we're all very aware of it and we want people to stop doing it I put out the flame. Do I win? I don't know I'm supposed to do here I Wait so I can get fire out of that one What can I oh candles of course? I'm a genius Oh jesus Now i'm scared Gotcha, bitch Okay, I should ask rags bio shock two gameplay wins. So wait what here's the issue with bio shock two Playing on pc specifically Bio shock two is a game. I can't really play on pc because For whatever Focked up reason they decided that they would remove the There's no option for Like there's no weapon wheel And there's no, um ammo selection button when you have it on pc I I I think that let me double check but I'm pretty sure that's the case the same for the remaster Um, actually, I don't know Um Why was the I need to I don't I haven't played the remaster if it is on the remaster then I might actually go out back and play it Because that was one of the reasons I never played bio shock two over again on the pc Because there wasn't a weapon radial menu That would also apply to swapping like your ammo types Um Yeah, you you don't Yeah, there's only radio. There's only a radial menu for controllers So keyboard users have to change plasmids and weapons Live you you can't stop the gameplay to alter your weapon or your ammo type or your weapon or your plasmid Which does it doesn't sound fun to me at all quite frankly One of the good things about bio shock one was being able to do that on the fly like whenever You're in you know, you're in combat and stuff happens You can bring up the menu get the thing that you want out and then use it and it was fun to do Hey, we got the we got the exorcist shit going on I got spray water on her and she gets all upset You don't like to get wet No Last thing you want to do when you comfy sleeping is have someone spray you Any kind of juice, you know How come she's on the ceiling there's a spooky ghost Oh Oh, wait, you're on the ceiling I am on that's true. Oh my god Oh, someone took a picture of a mirror and now you're in the upside down world That's what you you wake up and everything's upside down. It's like, yeah, someone took a picture. Oh for fuck's sake Why did they go outside or I'll fall up? There's never a no several deaths people just going into space everything is gravity except the core of the earth I feel like I would fuck everything up Just that's my opinion, you know, I'm I'm an untrained physicist, but that is my opinion. Okay. I stand I stand by it Also, this one's tough. She's just not going into my vacuum cleaner That out of context is weird Do the game tricks you here? It's like, oh look it's on the ceiling. You can't get it You just got to walk out and walk back in and then it's done They tricked me Um, I hate the argument that the prequel politics was strange and boring Heard of the 30 years war the holy roman empire had pretty much the same politics as the republic and it's interesting Um, well, I think what we we can easily conclude is that some people Do not get engaged by that sort of thing and some people do For example, if you lay out palpatine's plan from start to finish in the prequels I think it's really interesting. Some people might be like, yeah, I don't care. Let's have a go bur you know You know why to feel so good because there's no politics politics are boring The platyscope That's better There we go Boonita. This is a girl boo. It is girl boo Girl boo on moose to fire moose to fire Oh, yeah, you guys got that looks like 40 four hours of memes coming to you saturday, hopefully Moose to fire Anakin you got to go to moose to far take care of the separatists Yeah Go take care of them Come on moose if you can't get the spoonie one on as far as I know he doesn't do anything like collaborationy Um, we'd have him on if he wants to but there's I seriously doubt any way shape or form that he would come on eFap No Bring us your map on your game boy Yeah, I was gonna say what is this ancient technology that luigi's using It's a game. It's a map boy advance in color I had a game boy color. I'm assuming you did too all the cool kids. Oh my god Um Is palpatine a marysu? I would say not since he got motorized twice three times I guess that makes him a marysu right the fact that he could even be killed and come back Ray had that happen. Yeah, Ray did do that. Yeah, but not everyone loves palpatine. He's the evil villain True, I'd say most people don't love him at all actually He doesn't really fit the boxes But even if he did I would like him more than ray because by gum he had a goal That's more than you can say for ray The only good thing I can say about cosmo variety hour is his editing skills and taste in music. The rest is massive garbage I mean his editing is fine. It's like I don't see it as um For example like er, I'd say is a step above er and j long bone. They're both better than Where I would place me and er of me and fucking hell Me and cosmo variety are probably around about the same in terms of editing skill And then you have people like j long bone and er who make really really funny edits and half the time I don't even know how they do them exactly. I'm like uh Fucking I stood to the side And then you have people if you look at like the best editors on youtube You start to get scared because you're like, okay, you're playing with physics now. That's not how you're doing that Ah, that makes me upset. I can't do that Which is yeah, that's that's how I feel In fact, there's a lot of things a dash bullshit knows how to do that. I'm just like whoa Tell me your secrets. Whoa. There's techno mancy of yours Technocromon sapanto the techno mancy. Oh my god. Look at this big old ghost. He's been eaten in the afterlife Terrible Are you in the attic? I am yeah I'm actually pretty close to the end of this game. I got a clear four more rooms. I think What's that water bar? Is that how much sweat you have left? Yes, that is how much sweat I have left and obviously as I get more stressed out and fight more ghost It fills and I have to empty it into a bucket Oh, I was thinking that the more scared you get the less and less sweat that you have And in that means that when it's all the way down You can't your body can't fool itself. And so you have to replenish your sweat Otherwise you heat up and you slowly lose health Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. You got to drink that ghost juice Suck it right out of them. Oh jeez, banana Oh, this reminds me of the basement in um Resident Evil 4 where you're controlling Ashley and you have to run away from the suits of armor the armaduras armaduras I don't really mind too much that section because it's pretty short. It is pretty short That's what I was going to say my immediate thought was to like criticize it and I was like, uh, it's not that bad It's actually pretty short. It's not poorly designed Um, I would say that if I was going to criticize an aspect of it It would be that when you're throwing the lamps at the ganados and the cultists. There's like a big delay Between you throwing it at them and where it hits. Yeah, and it's really weird. You have to be really You don't have to kill them But if you want to you have to sort of know the game In a way that's not necessarily intuitive. I think it's weird that luigi humps the chests No, okay I can try It's sweet, he does that though Underboo, all right Is this a chris stuckman re4 review? That section sucked. Well, tell me why Tell me why it sucked I'm guessing because it wasn't like The leon one is that what we're going with this just the fact the leon's gameplay Which is that you're much more active and threatening and so it feels less Is it because you're limited in the options you have maybe Let's see, uh, how long is actually that's not fair section in re4 How long do I have to deal with actually? This is a post made on game facts 11 years ago. Oh boy What we got to do is go far Um You can always just you know that yeah, I never found her annoying to deal with in terms of the game In april 13th 2020 Someone made an article called yet Resident evil 4 is pretty dated these days Okay, I Partially agree, but mostly don't I think it's one of the best aged games Of its time I would say like holy shit. It survived where others would not Yeah And to think of all the mechanics in it too. It's surprising that that's the case So there are let's plays of uh chapter 3 section 4, which is ashley's little adventure And they range anywhere from like 10 minutes to 14 minutes to the longest one I see right here is 17 minutes This one's nine minutes. So it really isn't long at all that you have to do this It's actually quite a short section Hmm Yeah, I mean I I still it's funny because you you mentioned it and I was like, oh, yeah I do remember that section but like I said my immediate thought was like it's not that long And I know that that's not um Some kind of amazing defense of it like that's not to say that because it's not long it can't be bad It's more so that it would have been bad if it were longer. I think For the length of time that you play it. It's fine Yeah, it it understands that the novelty of it Is really short lived, which is why it it's not a canto bite where the second we're like, okay enough canto bite It stops because enough canto bite was the second we saw it. Okay Yeah, but they stick around and they're in the prison cell and in the casinos and then there's Stop it. Go leave Nobody likes you We're going to go to canto bite Yeah, I got a gamble With the floaty sack aliens got a look at the slaves Yeah, put your coins into the bb8 Get arrested. There's a bubble floating alien thing. Yeah, gotta go to face jail morty Oh fringy would be cringing right now park on the beach Fringy would say those accents aren't very good and then we both replied no No I don't think that you can just have an accent I think not someone in chat during the prequel debate was talking crap about rich evans This reflects poorly on all of chat kick anomaly ink and keep jay Well, yeah, this shouldn't be any criticism of of rich evans. He's probably the greatest youtuber who ever existed He's perfect in every way. Oh, yeah, like most of our Richard evanes The man all men wish to be So strong of mind and of body The truest of all space cops What am I supposed to do in this room Rex? Tell me Um, I think you need to suck off the jars go to bendigo Go to bendigo I know I have to talk to something here. I'm just don't know where he is sir sir Oh, okay. I just randomly started talking to me. Cool Cosmonaut is a contradiction Yeah, he more so than possibly any other youtuber has real trouble staying consistent on their standards. Even they're made up ones Like you'll find That um, a lot of youtubers do contradict themselves, but they try and Uh account for it because they've noticed uh, for example The second we were talking about how it's not so bad because it's not so long I was thinking about how um And this is this is apparently How strong my memory is because this is a while ago But it's the I had everything video where he said that uh, you can't really complain that much about Count to bite because it's only seven percent of the movie And uh, that's just not a great counter at all. So it's like, oh, so why is it that's not okay? But ashley is okay It's more so because I don't think the ashley's sequence is actually bad anyway, but If it were to last for like two hours, I probably would be saying that because there's not much in terms of mechanic depth in that sequence You um, I think you you can run around and open and close like gates And throw, uh lanterns at the zombies. So it's like You know compare that to leon who can do like a billion things and play tetris Such incredible skill and so um A lot of youtubers because You know, they'll remember what they've said about things will be like, oh, no, I have just contradicted myself I should account for that or at least I have in a broad sense I don't think cosmonaut remembers anything he fucking says Just like it's whatever I don't know. It's whatever feels right at the time whatever fits And I think he's just lacking the awareness that like, uh, it has to go a little bit beyond that sometimes, right? Um, but he I'm sure you would be in quintons camp or it's like, uh, no It's always about how you feel at the time because that's a lot is That's all it is. It's just whatever you feel Just whatever you feel like if that would suck if we went with that It would be shit Like how do you feel about this product? It's like I feel good. Excellent All right. Yeah, I like how they did. I like this. I like that. I don't like this. I don't like that And I'm not wrong. I can't be wrong. It's not possible to be wrong And they're like, I don't like Palpatine's plan like oh, why because it doesn't make sense All right, you do get the What you say next will be true or false, right? And then they sit and they're like, no No, there's my opinion Tell me why Oh, wait, is there another boo in there? Could it be another boo in the world? So that's out of the silent planet, right? That's another song from uh Is it mega death Okay, now my brain's melting when it comes to music right now someone in chat's gonna know and that person I'm gonna read out the correction. They may can be like, yeah, that's what I meant Out of the silent planet. I think it is mega death actually Also, why isn't this lit up yet? I've done all the room surrounding it Oh, iron maiden. There you go. Sorry about that brain melty see mega death iron maiden What are the ones there's like a team there was like four bands that I would often mix up in terms of whose song belongs to which one I'd listen to a lot of them in early days interchangeably a little Any of you guys in chat like sweating bullets? I was the one the one my friends loved Did you Uh Man, I feel like I've spent most of the stream just capturing booze That's just that's just life, man It's metaphorical. It's just 80 years capturing booze Look behind you mysterious quintin noises. Oh, no Quintin come on man. I don't want I'm streaming buddy I I have black Sabbath Got a lot of music love in chat right now Music is cool, isn't it thumbs up to music? That's my take. What do you guys reckon? Does anyone hate music does that person exist on this planet? Fucking hate music. It's just like noises, dude Fucking hate music Swear to god, they made us like another person sings a tune We should fucking pissed and then almost even more ridiculous. Do you think there's anyone out there who just hates visuals? Blind people probably hate Would they hate them? They would feel indifferent surely because we are scared of the unknown true So they would hate them You know like the concept of lovecraftian beats so that we can't possibly understand even if we look at See it with it Like the the the bonus layer to that for a blind person Try to explain to them. It's like we couldn't even understand it from the way it looked. It's like what I don't It don't mean shit to me blind people probably do really well against lovecraftian monsters What about blind deaf people? Are they gonna be scared by? um Cosmocuck damn you. Oh my Episode three greatest movie ever made fight me I am oh 18 yourself emolate yourself. I get it Hmm Rags I can foresee ea losing money ago. I'm a jedi Oh, yeah, I was that though we had that tangent about how Jedi can sometimes see the future, but sometimes only see the future. It's wrong. Well, and I'm like, oh, that's guessing We have a word for that If we're going for what we actually see in the movies like yeah, they get like flashes of stuff um And I think even yoda explains it as like the future is unclear. You just see like possibilities which at that point is like Oh Hmm So you you don't quite see the future you see stuff that may be the future is like I see potential futures and I'm like, okay Mostly stuff you could probably imagine anyway Like if I had a vision of you eating some cereal I'm like, did you eat cereal today and you're like, no, and I'm like damn. I guess I didn't see the future But it was a possible future Um, you could also have them be contextless for example Uh pad may go in oof ah ish oof and then Anakin is like, oh my god, you're gonna die And then it turns out he was right But he's almost the one that helped put her on that pathway How about that? Really makes you think That's deep. Mm-hmm. It's not shallow. I'll give you that It's not one of those things you can just you know flap your feet in and padley pool it Oh, no Uh, Sidious is surprised by Padme going back to naboo. He assumes luke has the same compassion for his father that his mother did for her people Is he surprised that's just I mean that's how is that's how would that be surprising Couldn't he she's going home like him That's not a reason. Well, she went home But like, you know the where he said he has that line where he's like, but your majesty They will they will force you to sign the treaty Like I don't believe that he's like 100 percent trying to prevent her from leaving at that point if you know what I mean Unless wait, are we referring to attack of the clones? Because he's the one who sends it back in attack the clones, didn't he? um This is probably the council and uh palpatine. I think they sort of both kind of do it But uh, it's like a joint division in phantom menace. It is sort of a surprise that she's going back But doesn't he say we can use this to our advantage? We can use this to our advantage Oh my god ghosts Dude, when you like this set these dudes to get swallowed up they just go He Look that's this surprise sound Get off yo All right time to freeze the toxic waste because that is how we We fix we solve toxicness We didn't know that you suck Oh boof ump I don't know if I keep I need to find any more booze at this point. I think I'm good But I will continue to water looks very bright You mean the ice how come that water is different? Oh, is that ice? Okay. I was making sure Because I was about to say how come that water and that water looked different and then he said ice is like, okay Joe, I didn't know what because it's an old game You know how old games and water are and so I was asking like oh I I haven't seen water in this game before and I didn't know if it was tism water or not Dude me more than anyone. I totally know about that sort of thing just ice and water and video games That is my thing This a boo. No He's a diesel boom up Gotcha booby hatch Booby, okay Wow, they both went into that room, huh? All right, then uh cosmonaut shut the fuck up. It's a movie about space wizards remember This is the thing if you ever establish that I wonder what you can be critical about Like if you're like that's my foundation also lull anything goes Okay, I need flammers Okay, I don't see this is a plot hole, right? We're in ice room and there's just what looks to be some kind of Cooker thing with fire in it. It's like who would keep these two things right next to each other That's ridiculous. We would keep ice and fire together right next to each other in that's to the point where they they're attacking each other Ridiculous that is odd. I will I will say that It's not like having an oven and a fridge near each other. Okay guys completely different Oh my god, he's attacking me with icicles No No, this is an intense battle intense ice battle A battle of the titans of the ages. Well, why is there an eskimo in this mansion? What is what are the what how did this occur? What is what is happened? A battle of the titans morty Are we gonna get a fire version of this like a volcano man is rodan like moose to fire No, like rodan you remember where rodan killed all of the innocent mexicans You know when he when he flies over the uh the civilization just blasts them all I need someone look at the sound clip being like nature is healing Nature's healing on moose to fire I believe we're almost to the end. I'm kidding Okay, I just like slid off screen for the cutscene thing there It's uh, it's some funny shit. All right boo. Let's go Catch me boodled a dash. Oh very funny very very good Now this is gonna be really painful if he decides to go right at any point Okay, still hasn't that's good. We're doing good. Oh, it's not cold in there No, maybe it is there's no water Well, it's like that episode of batwoman with a cold is kept in that one room And then when she opens the door and goes in she's like, okay So I can't change the temperature in here at all to the point where I can't even breathe Yeah What what did she do to set it off? She like, um, what did she do? Did she cough or sneeze or she coughs or sneezed? God that was stupid What a dumb Insanely contrived thing for a room of any kind really It's the way that was it magpie. No I can't remember which bad guy it was but it was their way of keeping all of this shit secret This is like really yeah, but I was like, how do they like assuming that you need to go to your office What happens is that You have to suffer into extremely cold Temperatures no use your own shit Emperor Lee of course Yes, it's it was an insane contrived nonsense bit to have a little thing in your thing Um, just finished rise of skywalker still drunk why they make lull they make for money they make of our demand I don't think uh Oh, we talk about rise of skywalker. Yeah I don't think they made bat one for the money. Wait, I guess they did Because the cw. I don't know what they think about the cw They've um, they've announced the like character profile for the person who's replacing kate kane, by the way Yeah, I heard it. It's terrible. Uh sounds It's funny to me She had to be a lesbian, of course, uh, we've already got a lesbian. That's the most important thing is that she's definitely a lesbian But this is a new character who's also a lesbian. You're like, all right, then All right. Well, well, there's no way that the cw would get rid of ruby rose And then replace her with a non-lesbian when the show is basically About being a lesbian and also about being a superhero Oh my god, the trailer for season two will have to react to that So excited I'm gonna get that for ages though. They haven't even started filming season two That face Do you think jacob's a lesbian? Probably deep down. No men are lesbians are a higher tier above the rest of society and because jacob is a man He just can't ascend to that kind of level. Damn Lesbat the gender returns lesbat We hashtag we bat leave imagine, um The writers all get fired and they're replaced with all these like really good writers and Like season two is incredibly successful season three is two And then they like season five where like it's just top tier peak tv Excellent actors all really well realized characters. They bring back cate cane ruby roses like cameo and It's like actually good I had to work too long for my cameo Had to be there for 20 minutes for my yeah, I don't know the All I've seen out of context stuff is like she's complaining about the amount of time she's spent on tv shows now My first thought is like So it's it's a tv show. You must know you must have known this going in like You like the amount of con think about how it takes us like 40 minutes to watch one episode Think of the amount of time it was to have taken to film that you know with multiple takes And then times that by what 22 or I think it's 20 for that season So I don't know why she wouldn't have thought it would be long hard days It long hard um But it was and I don't know if if maybe there's something else going on because that's what seemed to be implied with some of the stuff She said Like the whole people who know no thing Either way, I have sympathy for it because of the whole herniated discs thing Like I just I can't help but feel really bad that she was injured while filming batwoman. That sucks Okay boo was on zero hp. I attacked him and nothing happened What's going on I'm outraged Is he bugged? Well, if this keeps happening then yes, I assume that was because you can't suck up booze in places that aren't light Like have you ever tried to give someone the big suck while the lights are off? Um, yeah, oh apparently luigi hasn't learned how to do that He has to have the lights on I gotta be able to see what's going on down there. He's just shy I don't trust what you're doing in my no-no zone. Oh, there you go. I just went straight into the vacuum cleaner. It's like, okay He just suck the barrels Yeah, he's hiding the barrels That'll get oh, maybe than that one Well, then that's actually a character. His name is berell berell booleums He's brown and his name is berell Both anakin and luke have visions anakin are shown and don't change while luke's aren't shown but do change its context, I guess Mm-hmm Not quite the same as being able to see the future I think that was it was semantic as far as I can tell that part of the discussion What rags is referring to it's like a literal like a spider being able to see the future I don't think um anyone in star wars can do that Like as well at least we've never been shown them the main line movies as efficiently as that Like crystal ball stuff, you know How do I get my health back? I'm on 36. That's no good Okay, that's a start Oh, I believe there's a heart in the uh in the hunter's room Oh a movie reviewer. That's so cute picks up It also took me two decades to figure out the plot of the phantom menace. Oh, it's retarded Oh, no, oh, no Oh, well 20 years he was working on that He's like he's all his papers and lines and stuff attached to everything. There we go All of his galaxy brain credit movie critic All of his notes and all of his videos and all the work that he's been doing. It's just been Really oh those rugs are terrible. Hey, man You know, you have your taste they have theirs Even though the way that they're portrayed and Of course is weird because their their rugs look completely and totally flat in the heads or like Spheres animal sphere heads. Wait, what are you talking about? Oh, the right right. I don't know. Oh, yeah Um, I just want to paint. Wait a second. How can a ghost paint an actual painting? What are you saying they just can't let's kind of fucked up Well, no the brush is a spectral as does the paint seem to be equally if ethereal So how does he make real paintings? With this ghost paint Because the painting and the brush and all of that he's using telekinesis to you to move them You know telekinesis, right? Yeah, we've met So, um, yeah, what's your problem then seems kind of It seems a little insistent. That's all Uh droids have feelings too Hmm Oh Baby a triple Right, look at this seems some fucking mlg plays right here. All right, geez Wow Boop I was unable to defeat them, but perhaps I shall defeat them separately One of these days more I'm gonna get a triple On the ghost Oh, can I get a triple with with the fatmans? Goes triple morty Wow It's so utterly intense. Oh Taking some artistic liberties with their faces Gotcha Also, they give me loads of hp. Oh, I appreciate that Oh baby a triple Okay, well you had one hp doesn't really count as living does it? Didn't think so Having one hp. It does count as living. No, I just agree Oh, oh, that would have been a triple Let's get it early. Come on. Come on. Come on. Hey, can this actually be a triple this time? Oh, what? Are they both on one? Hey, hey step Oh one was on six one was on seven. No wait one was on one and one was on seven Can I triple the shy guys? Oh, I tripled the shy guys. So cool So good at this oh my god Uh-oh, I'm grabbing the banana people and they're throwing bananas everywhere as they panic I slipped on a banana Dude, there's bananas everywhere. What is this danky Kang? Ripping off other video games Well, so this is the Ouija's mansion trying to be like difficult, I guess I wonder if I'll be able to beat the final boss Because I believe he's next Like do you know dudes who just eat bananas regularly and are also green? Green gorillas? Yeah, gorilla ghosts Makes sense Look at these dudes. They're like vampire ghosts because they they're on the ceiling. That's that's how vampires do their thing um Fuck Mary killed Giles spike Wesley. Ooh I'm gonna marry Wesley fuck spike and kill Giles. Sorry Giles um Das will you make a the last of us two idiot box golf time? I mean we shall have to see I'll I'll save that as a question. Hopefully I'll get to him someday So Boba Fett might be back for Mando season two sigh Hey rags, what are the what are the odds you want to put on that for being something that's good? 10% Yeah, I'm thinking I think the way that they continue to mess this stuff up starts to defy statistics I mean them not fucking it up would be the anomaly Yeah, I I'm inclined to agree Uh for those who are very excited, I really do hope that they give you something you're looking for But don't get your hopes up But then again if you already like Mandalorian, it's pretty clear that you will just fucking like You just want to see blasters thinking about it What do you think what was the the the the likelihood of someone liking it? Do you think if they liked season one? Oh, if you like season one, you'll like anything I mean so eight percent But if they liked Mandalorian and didn't like the sequel trilogy then really they do have some form of a limit Certainly not some form of a standard Big spooky king boss key I did it guys. We're almost through Luigi's mansion. I'm gonna run out of gamecube games to play eventually now that I've beaten three Yeah, it's deboo hiding. Yeah, we'll check it out. It'll be great. I'm sure of it Well, if that's gonna turn up and he's gonna be like I want Han Solo's son now because because no mace windows son because mace windows killed my dad And then you're saying that mace window was an absentee father Why would you imply that because he was killed every father's gonna be absentee if he was mooted Not the good ones This ghost should have chilled out and be like hey sod. So yeah awkward thing happened at work So probably you probably guess it um and then And then boba's gonna hunt down uh Carl window Carl window and he's gonna have Two purple lightsabers and they're gonna be dark ones gonna be dark purple ones gonna be light purple And it's gonna represent how he is both an angry yet good-hearted window much like his father And they're gonna battle and it's gonna end with mace window chopping No way carl window chopping his own head off as payment payment for window having chopped off jango's head I don't like that. It seems seems weird, doesn't it? But it's gonna make it's all gonna make sense when you find out that carl window was being mind controlled by boba's dad dad like jango's dad jongo fat Who jongo was really pissed off that he killed the son chinese knockoff is jongo So they didn't translate it right on all the shitty toy packages and that'll just say jongo And then jongo and boba are going to fight because boba wanted to be the one that killed carl Also mandalorian guy that was his name mando. He's gonna be in this at some point. I don't know. I don't know where yet Much people like prefer boba as a character and then he just like takes over the show He becomes a protagonist. It's like, okay. I realized he's actually a better character than uh, You know mando not that that's difficult I could totally see mando like with the the virgin look if you know what I mean head down and be like, okay You would take over and fucking boba's just like, yeah, okay Crawl out of sarlak pit for this guy Just eats baby odor in front of him. Oh my god Grumdudli umptious Wait, why is he flandas? No, that's uh Is that a flanders thing or is that a No, we're are we referring to flanders from batwoman or from uh No, just flat is from the actual flat. All right. All right. All right. Just making sure It's grumdudli umptious I think that your mask is Grumdudli umptious. Oh, I miss him. He was the best Can't believe it And of course it was kate who had to get rid of the best fucking character Like if it was jacob that killed him, maybe I'd be okay with it, but I'd be like, all right But kate is just such a fuck up. Mm-hmm All the time Uh, you leave my boy anomaly out of this. I'm a Metrolol metrologist. I'll outsmart you. Oh my A metrologist metrolologizadisms Hey, I have ADHD and I fracking hate the sequels Well, yeah, I mean they can entertain someone who gets bored easily I suppose But if you actually like star wars you might have some trouble still Ouch, ouch, ouch All right, I'm gonna go fight the boss now. Are you ready? Do it Who do you think the boss of a mansion will be? Um Your own greed. Oh my god Hi rags, please never change. Hey Oh, I'll do my best Uh, also hi Anna. I'm sure she'd say hi. Also. Hi mola. Hello. Also, please kick j done and done Also, hi j Uh, you guys are amazing and interlocutal badasses. Oh It's not very kind to you I fringled hi j. Hi mola. Hi Anna. Oh Pringled Hello Isn't it likely that the emperor didn't really want to kill Padme But to make Anakin fearful of losing her so he'd slowly lose his mind and kill a bunch of kids in a later film Well, what if Palpatine just really hated those kids? He's like we're gonna kill the Jedi at some point as well as anyone who's sympathetic to the Jedi, but um Yeah, I need you to kill these guys and and Anakin's like, oh Why he's like younglings and don't like children never have Never never was a fan. You like me. You met me and you was like no Bring their kids into the into the you know the senate and I'll just be like I kind of want to fucking destroy their planet now Like mom. I want to go to toilet and and fucking Palpatine's like, oh Did you have to like really? No babysitters available. Is that what you're saying? Well, go get those damn booze. I am not getting the remaining booze by stitching around my my Tism mansion. Okay I'm just gonna fight the big bad boss Me me me me me me me Uh, have you guys ever done shrooms? Is it worth a try? Normally, I just uh, I'll slice them in half and I'll grill them a little salt a little pepper Um, just a little bit of then I'll do a little bit leaven pepper hint of lime juice just a little bit I'll mix them up with the zucchini. I'll do those the same way and then I'll grill those I think they're referring to the to the special shrooms the one that makes you go. Oh Do you know of such devilry? No, no. Well, I I I've done shrooms Uh, one of the worst times was we just went out for a walk and then I was convinced fully and I told my friend Yes, that uh, there's no way we're gonna be able to find our way back home That's like it was funny. Excuse me. We are never going home now He's like we've we've gone like 10 minutes and we have google maps and I was like, hmm. I don't recognize this street Like I think we're done Dreams are weird, bro Also, I'm now battling uh Battling bowser. I don't I don't recognize this character. I think He's new to the series. What's bowser doing here bowser can't live in this mansion. It's way too small He couldn't get through the doors. Hey, man You know, they have accessible Areas for multiple people. Ah, I should have fired it already damn I didn't realize they were on a timer. Oh my god. He can suck me up and eat me too How terrifying is that? All right, I'm gonna get you this time, buddy Hey, get you And out comes king boo. Wait, I killed king boo in super mario sunshine. Didn't I? What is this sounds like a real fucking asshole? He just keeps popping it I'm outraged that he could die more than once and is that is fucked up But it's still pretty cool. We got this brand new enemy in uh bowser pretty cool Once again the head just pops right off again. This game is very violent Just saying that is Jesus christ No wonder this gave people in chat nightmares Hey chat anybody in this does this game spook the shit out of anybody in chat? I hope it did I can kind of imagine if this is your first horror game of really any kind That its tone is just oh my god his head comes off. Uh That you might go like Get up louis jay get up We have a job to do Oh balls Man this could be close. I'm on 35 hp Okay, now that's nightmare fuel Rags he put his head on backwards. Oh my god Now we can see behind him. Oh wow that is actually kind of creepiness. Wow That is actually kind of Come on then boo give me all of your life juices Oh Oh And so if you spend too long without your head you die as is depicted here Like a like a cockroach Yeah, coca roachie coca roachie question max Oh, I think you reunite with mario soon. It's actually like the closest this game comes to making you feel an emotion or man Oh Because I don't know this this game is just fun to me. Uh, I guess that's an emotion But I mean like a sad tizib slash A heartfelt emotion. There you go. Oh mario Luigi was sitting here thinking that he was going to be the one to rescue peach and he was going to get all that Sweet royal poon tang. He was going to be all about him. He was going to be the hero now But no Luigi what what if this game ended and you could make a choice? Yes, or no save mario or not And you can actually legit choose to To not save mario I think if you look at really harsh choice like saving peach or mario like one of them has to die Oh, wow I I feel like this is what peach would want mario Oh, you had to choose between bowser and barrio. Do you choose bowser? I'm sorry. Let's go for big day Um Get shad in here. I think we actually did at the uh, I can't remember what what stream recently we had him pop in for bill bit, but we did In my opinion the plot's the one good thing in the prequels how it's paced over a trilogy dialogue and characters are my issues Thanks to the clomo series character and some pacing issues get resolved Oh, yes Um get shad to do a commentary on the greek yoghurt versus dank t-rex fight since cosmonoid wouldn't Greek yoghurt versus dank t-rex fight I don't know. What's it make of that? This is the worst video covered on efab there. I said it Um, it's up there It's up there. It's pretty hard to call one. Yeah, it's it's a bad one. I'll give you that Yeah, the cosmonaut one was pretty uh pretty big pretty bad It also makes it worse that he thought it was his best video because it's like dude You're not helping sell your channel to the efab audience. Yeah, this is bad mom Also people in channel like oh, what's the next game gonna be? Look, you can't just choose a game. Okay. You have to think about a game. Yeah, what he said Big poops make the people go whoop Oh, that's very cute. Uh, cosmonaut variety. I was so bad. I don't have time to explain it. Oh Very good Um, have any of you watched the siege of mandalore arc I have not I assume that is the comals once again Raggled and I have not seen ze glün ruhars Haven't seen it. Haven't seen it No, I'm sure haven't I could list all of the retarded crap this effing disnoid has said But I literally don't have enough money to do so molla. Please make it stop. It hurts It ended. I think you should just get more money. It ended. It's fine. It's over It's over cosmonauts prequel video can't hurt you This one just is blank Oh, well nothing not even a picture all it says in the note is super chat And I think if it says that that means that it's been either Locked out or the person themselves retracted it. I don't I don't even know if you can do that, but apparently Well, oh wow. Look at that. The game is like new game plus time. It's like, uh, no Oh, shit playing the mario theme Oh Basically we're putting him through the reverse of the ghost turning into paintings machine This looks horrifying and painful, but hey man anything to bring people back to life Look at this last stage Oh, this is where it gets real painful That is not a pipe fit for a human being That looks like the telepod Oh, here comes the heartfelt moment. This is what I was remembering Oh, look at Luigi. He just wanted to throw back Luigi We did it guys Do you think the cringe romance dialogue from Anakin can be explained by him being an awkward teenager and his Jedi upbringing also high rags Hello, um, I don't think that's a good explanation Uh Because the weird dialogue of his matches the weird dialogue of the rest of the movie I mean, I guess it comes across as meta weird not like in universe weird Yeah, I'm not sure that was the intention um because of the whole everybody speaks as though they're in 1930s actor or whatever, but um He's the only one that has an excuse if an excuse you can call that an excuse And he's not like I don't think Padme doesn't act like he's awkward. She acts like he's creepy and kind of a psycho Like she's visibly uncomfortable around him in scenes I'm just like, oh ha ha Annie. You're so awkward. It's like no, you're disturbing weird and creepy I leave for four hours and new masters are still going don't bless. I still got room Uh kick jay bring back Aiden Oh for sure. Yeah I miss wolf would have torn this disnoid a new hole. Oh Oh gosh, where is this hole? Why is it a new? Oh If droids could think none of us would be here clones can think creatively. They are far superior to droids Indeed. Yes Planets have gravity that does affect stars and we can detect very big planets IRL from their gravitational effect on the their parent stars Yeah, I think this is when we were talking about the Kamino To find it to find it saying that there's like it's pulling in stars Um, he says he says I can't remember what the exact dialogue is But um, I remember us being like, I don't know about that the way you said it Um, the the simplest way to explain our issue with this, right? is um, I don't know I hide the the the big old golden key to to rags is the families riches in One of the many tescos in britain and the one that I hit it in I erase from rags's maps On his phone and and any paper stuff with it Because I'm hoping he doesn't find that one until I want him to and then I will Leave a bread crumb trail so he can find it and I and I wonder it's like so I just picture if I had a friend They'd be like, um, why don't you just not erase it? Wouldn't that just make it more suspicious by erasing it? And also, what if he asks like the rest of his family or like a friend or any play or if he just goes to google earth And finds the location what he goes to any other location to find it Erasing it seems to just fucking not really matter at all. I don't really see how it benefits them to erase it even slightly Yeah, it's if anything it seems like a detriment Um, you have to really work hard to convince me that it's even possible to hide the existence of a planet I'm surprised there wasn't more concerned when ogum was like, hey, there's loads of evidence There would be a planet here, but there's not and she's just like lol Like hmm, like no, uh Shut up. He's like, oh, we don't have it to know as it because me Why don't you go that shouldn't have been a huge realization as well. Obi-Wan comes back and he's like, hey library lady Turns out there is a planet there. Here's some pictures and she's like, oh my god Where did you find this planet? Lie Tell me No You think the Kylo ever got to have more Well, he got to be the leader of the first order That's something He didn't see he didn't seem happy. He didn't seem happy. I'm gonna say that much And maybe that's the theme that power won't make you happy or something Well, maybe it'll make you happy for a little bit Just a moment. Just a little bit of happiness I Think they meant the whole Kamino system was erased from the chart star and all Again, that's only gonna be even more Yes, I mean it's like wait Whole star system that just got deleted from our system. He's like, oh, then it must not be there Like, I don't know like oh, okay, then Oh, okay. That's what we're dealing with for aspect ratio now, huh? Is that right? Who in chat played this video game when they were a whipper snapper? I certainly did Game two Options have we got boring options Wait, I checked my game stats and there's nothing there. I haven't I haven't played the game yet That doesn't make any sense Also, wow, this is probably gonna have copyrighted music in it, isn't it? God damn it. Oh, I can skip it. We're fine What Cosmonoid would have given wolf an aneurysm Several people were murdered in the coverage of cosmonaut Oh, look, I'm fighting a giant beetle monster. You jealous rags Yes I wish I could find a giant beetle monster This game is almost like entirely why I prefer jango to boba walking die Jango Look out jango jump out of the way, dude. You can fire your blasters so fucking fast in this game And what exact spot jango it doesn't work. Yeah, did no, he's dead. He's fucking dead I don't know it doesn't work. It doesn't work yet does Yeah What Boom Now if I remember the last time I played this on dolphin, there was saving issues I can't remember if that meant it was unplayable or if it meant it was annoying and it sent me back a lot So depending on what that ends up being Will depend on whether or not I continue playing this while we're doing the supertisms Just so everyone knows don't want to get any hopes up, you know Duh, I fucking brought my legs going down here You will die No, you will die No No Ifap quote of the day. I know for a fact there is an unaccounted There is an unaccounted full bottle of mayonnaise somewhere in my apartment Is that a j quote? Jay Have you got unaccounted bottles of mayonnaise? He runs like a massive gay what? Also, I haven't been getting stream notifications, so I probably won't be doing these quotes as consistently anymore. Oh I'm sorry about that. Um We still kind of roll the dice with that every time. We don't really know what's going to happen with people getting notified or not It's kind of not fair if you're asked me. I think this is the actual way. I'm going to go check the other way first What is in here? Oh dead end. That's boring This game's supposed to let me adventure and find things otherwise. It's a bad game. That's how it works, right? Easily the best star wars movie. Fuck this disnoid. Is that in reference to revenge of the sith? Shoot the rats No, leave the rats really nice elevator. That's attached to a really shitty other place That's true I don't have it yet. You got to earn it Yeah, you'll get him. I don't think you're actually gonna. I think you just steal it off somebody. I can't remember Wow, it's kind of like mandalorian Hey, somebody just fucking gives it to him when he's ready. Give it to him. He's five seconds later. He's Oh All right, get the id scanner. Hey rags check out the coolest part of being a bounty hunter. Oh, wow Wanted ditto a lot of burbacca teep alive 1000 credits did 500 Species grain. Oh sex male known affiliates arms dealers smugglers last known location Wanted for destruction of several important republic security force facilities Well, well, he's been marked. Geez and they only give a thousand credits I know right it's because it says nothing to do with what they actually do. It's simply to do with uh How early I am in the game. I think Still pretty awesome I don't think we're gonna be seeing me do many bounty collections in this though Because I'm kind of just gonna run through and shoot people if that's okay with chat I will strike fear into the hearts of all the other bounties Yeah So I just muted these people pretty quick Feels bad, man. You are you are jango He never fires this quickly in the movies. I wish he did or you just go Blast is go Another reason why he's cooler than boba. Okay, accept it Get red-pilled Star Wars fans. Wait, what is it? What's the other reason? Um, why didn't you destroy that droid? Why would I destroy the droid? The witness. Yeah, I want people to know Oh, that's fair enough. Oh, there's no bounty bo- bounty posted on the droid Damn it. Wait, can I beat him up with my fists? Yeah, fuck you Oh, it screamed. I'm so sorry I don't mean it Um, I don't think Yoda became a pacifist until the ot which would complete a Jedi's arcs Luke sort of did the same thing um I don't think Yoda was pacifist when he was telling Luke to get ready to fucking kill Vader He's gonna pacifist across his face Oh, shit. Well, that was really badly done on my palm. I'm supposed to blow that up Oh Yeah, I'm trying so hard. I'm trying so hard. Jango Jango with arga auto targeting. Look at the chungus. Jango with manual targeting. Rags. Remember the chungi from From return of the oh my god. It's a bounty. Hey, hey, hey. Gotcha No bounty on that one Oh, dude, I'm gonna use a fucking Kamino Saber dart I'm gonna use I hope they don't find out where I got Our can I pull the dot out of him? I need it. Oh, jeez. I need that dark back They're expensive don't shit. Oh Oh my god, it's It's this guy. Who are you? No bounty. I just want to I just want to fucking get everybody wrapped up in this shit now Oink oink motherfucker No Pudge ship the chungus from Shanghai Um the Shanghai Chungus Oh, wow, there's still more people trying to kill me. What is this fucking hell after the first 12 dudes get melted I'm just like, you know what leave I feel like this is a tough one to to fight, you know, jango with with all of his gadgets I feel like this is the kind of thing you should just give up on Wow that jump backwards. I just need him in his bowls. Oh, yeah, also jango is like a fucking acrobat. It's amazing I think they'd be like running away or something. Nope They fear what wow. He isn't that wow that flip is totally unnecessary Jango's all about flair, dude, look at this guy go Oh, man, lower our craft over here. Come get me, motherfucker That's being that guy dango shows up He just flips all the way back You like it. Oh, yeah, he's like, oh no, dango and then you just see him There's a dude who's like it makes sense. He has the jet pack. It's like dude. He wasn't even using the jet pack Dude, that's jango This is just how he is Look at these moves Can you use them to Um block the blasters from other people? Yeah, if you stand behind them, they they even take damage Wow One one, I'm um, unironically probably one of the like top fucking 15 star wars games ever existed because Wow, I mean, there's a lot of star wars games And a lot of them are very very good. Hey chat. What do you think top? What what number is this game? In the in the top of all time star wars games. Let's let's see if we can get like a A good thing going here. We got a top five Top one. I don't know about that Oh boy, you guys are still here. It's gonna be a good day 10 10 6 5 10 10 30 27 60 We're looking at top 10. I think at most I Have decided just giving the giving a little just an eyeball in this Uh top five star wars games ever Really without it without a doubt top five top three. It's in the top two You say it's like the best one No, the top two I don't even know I I my memory of this game was really um I I barely remember it. Honestly. Like I remember it Visually more than mechanically I mean, it's pretty fucking fun. I'll give you that like this game made me think that Playing as a bounty hunter in whatever star wars game would always be the choice to make Like Jedi are cool Yeah bounty hunting in the universe of star wars You have so much to work with so you'd think it's just just you know It's the easiest thing to make stuff for you think that's just gonna work, wouldn't you? How do you mess up a show about a bounty hunter in star wars? It's so simple. Yeah You don't even need like a character. Just have him being a bad ass Whoa How do you save in this game? I feel like I'm gonna discover why I don't often fully replay this game soon. I think it's gonna freeze on me Gonna freeze It's gonna get a bit janky. Oh look. I'm using Something similar to Boba Fett's weapon a way less cooler one That I I give zero out of 10 for coolness. Okay guys there. I said it. Let me see it It's just it's just a rifle really it's nothing like Why is it better than your pistols? Um because you can for the pistols you have to tap a to make them shoot faster While with this you just hold a down. It's pretty fast Wow, you need the game to be easier. That's the thing. I would be like I'll just take tap an A. Thank you very much Oh my god, Kamino's Saber darts Oh, they just leave them lying around They're sitting around everywhere. They'll never trace it back to Kamino if they're everywhere He could have gotten that off of the floor anywhere He could have just picked it up off the street. A lot of people leave their Kamino's Saber darts on the floor Is he Um It's almost like Anakin is a dumb selfish teenager in episode two and developed over time into a more mature character by episode three or something Um Sure kind of a weird man in the third one. Yeah. Yeah, he's still really I mean, I he is is he more mature? Sure. Is he mature? No He's trying to get there though Oh my god I made my sound for when I jump and they all got spooked Dude, I just use autolock and jump around Django is unstoppable Fee no dango. No dude This is the Django Fett we needed and attack the clones Just think what I can do when I get my jet back Oh my god, this is you grounded Oh, look who it is you well If it is an asthmac hole No bounty posted. Well looks like you got a kamino saber dart It's like it's your unlucky day And people might be wondering why'd you kill him? I killed him because he's clearly the one that kept this animal in horrible horrible conditions, okay This this innocent creature. Can I kill it? Oh, apparently not. All right. I just used up so many kamino saber darts. I feel they Be guilty about it Oh, I found a secret Don't move Jedi Look at that. We saved I guess so unless we find like a hard freeze we should be okay-ish Or you just have to keep replaying the level over and over and over again until you can do it blindfolded. It'll be hellish He complained about Yoda and Jedi fighting in the last movie killing a helpless dooku. That's fine. Also high molar kick rags. Oh Hello also He complained about them fighting yet. He's okay with killing a helpless dooku That's actually a good point if you remember he was like they should be finding peaceful ways to whatever I thought it was a problem that dooku got killed. No, no, no, so Poznan was sad that uh when Yoda showed up in attack of the clones He should have been on his little fucking speakerphone being like Yo robots leave my friends alone And that was that it's sad that he wasn't doing that which I think is ridiculous But then simultaneously he was like why is the film trying to say that um You know Anakin killing dooku is a bad thing That it's an evil thing. It's just like wait, but you you were the guy who said they shouldn't even be looking to fight in the first place Is that you follow? I feel like this is a poorly written trilogy I feel like he had a poorly written video Is this droidville? I think so I feel bad that i'm be oh look at these people cowering Well lucky for them. I'm a heroic Mandalorian I Want to fuck all the robot I put them out of their misery It's fine You there droid All right, I think I'm going this way There's nothing wrong with him killing dooku. He was literally disarmed you. What's wrong with you Can you call someone? Wait, did someone say there's nothing wrong with killing dooku? No, no, he well, that's what cosmonaut said remember Yeah, he's insane. Yeah, they're saying that he's insane for saying that which again I still think it's weird that that's it thinking about it. Why is that his position when he was like so against the jedi killing people in the first place? Oh cosmonaut Oh, it's miko Django isn't Mandalorian. I don't think from what I have heard Django used to be and then they decanonized it and now he's not You can see how it's very important very important that they did decanonize that You didn't want us to get confused as to who is and is not a mandandalori dawn It's very important. I like how you were shooting at someone off-screen and then they just fell down Oh, this dude this dude temporarily surrendered. I was like shooting so fast. You're just like, ah, don't It's kind of weird that they would very specifically Uncanonized Django being mandalorian and also be like, you know what alpeteins alive Why not? Why the fuck not? It's very important that we bring back palpatine from the dead Django bad news You're not actually a mandalorian. Well, I remember we had a efab where people were like super chan about how pissed they were That they made Django like a thief for mandalorian stuff instead of making him a mandalorian I think I remember people saying something about that Which is like, oh disney ruining a character from What people slash ot what do you mean? This lady is looking at me funny Are you evil? No. All right. I'll let you live For now What what what? Oh my god, I would say the camera made me some work in this game some points Oh, he's dead all righty Cosmo variety hour what's character development? I sent a super chat then went to sleep woke up the next morning and the stream is still going Thanks for making quarantine not boring No problemo Turn off my ac Yoda is more in character in the prequels than in tlj I don't know who he is in tlj. He's kind of a weird man. I agree with red lair meteor on that one It's unironic if you like look at yoda and uh return to the Jedi and Uh Empire after he's given up the charade He's much more of a reserved man Oh my god, so many innocent people to mow down with my baleristers Oh, oh shit, stop it You can't kill me. I'm an acrobat Dude the fact you can shoot two people at once Yeah You random civilian help me Oh I told you I'd eventually kill her. She could have ran away But that's what we call collateral damage I was simply shooting my guns I'm all the ties of women confirmed I don't do nothing Man they make some screaming noises Okay, which way is the wrong way? That seems to be the right way. So let's go this way first But you guys you forget yoda is old. He's old. That's true He's old as long as the character is of the age Of an age of any kind Anything they do or say can be accounted for by being of age Dude jango can like jump three people's worth of people above a person while shooting them No jetpack required His legs are made out of droids Whoa I am unstoppable All right Maybe I can stop him guys. Oh, I was so terribly wrong Hundreds of us are getting gunned down by it. Maybe I can do it. It's like the goddamn terminator Ah All right, it's time to spend some more Kamino saber darts Oh I mean you watch attack of the clones if you like jango, this game is like just the perfect thing You get to feel as though you're a bounty hunter Where are you going dude? Oh my god, it's the it's the species of creature that Oh my god, you shoot them and they fly up in the air. What's this? I don't know. Don't you get out of my view? Oh, that one wasn't as funny. Is it bad that killing things is funny in this game? No, you missed him. I mean he fell over. Jake, he's playing dead Uh, yeah, instinctively That dude did like a rolly fucking foley and then did know where he was Damn, I didn't even aim the Kamino saber dart Cheers to the failed attempt at hijacking a stream plus hi rags Hello Hi Man, these guys just keep popping back up where I was seconds ago Um Anakin's fall makes more sense than Harvey Dentz. Ooh Okay, we're gonna have nolynites versus pre colons in chat soon pre colon Pre-colons. Yeah, I thought you said pre colon and I was like that's weird. I'm gonna tie up this Uggnaught I'm gonna search him. Okay, you're allowed to go free Maybe that's the Uggnaught that uh Mandalorian ends up meeting. You know it could be You never know Oh game is lagging Please don't crash video game You can do it. Oh, I'm not feeling not feeling safe about this If I go into this area, I'm not gonna maybe if I kill people from a distance so it's less to process That makes total sense Oh You see this is a lot for the game to handle. It's like a whole area Whoa But it's running at Very inconsistent frame rate. Okay, they're all dead. It's fine They died. Oh I've gotten a message f i f o is overflowed by Gaitha pipe cpu threat is too fast ignore and continue um Yes, uh, okay the game is still working All right, well still very concerned. It's gonna freeze at any moment people say rip is like i'm scared Uh, no we have to find out if jango kills all of the thugs Turns out the long man takes long dumps. Who'd have thought? Ew Is mandalorian worse than the prequels? Story-wise i'm unsure but the acting special effects and lack of sjw And law-breaking nonsense are pluses Um, what do you what do you reckon rax? Whether the mandalorian season one is worse than the prequels. Mm-hmm Well, we said mando is like a three We said phantom menace was a three attack of the clones was three basically just a little bit higher like a 3.4 And I think they gave a four out of ten to revenge of the sith So, I mean if you average them all together then yeah, mandalorian is worse I think i'd be comfortable in saying mandalorian's worse. Yeah Yeah, I mean Mandalorian's bad guys. It's really bad. I think I think we've mostly converted our audience at this point It was a tough one to start though, you know, we're having it at the beginning, but we wrestled it out of you I got you bitch Why is it everyone i'm stringing up has no boundaries? I could use criminals got a day technique upon you whoop I feel like the amount of people I've killed Makes this all not so worth it. You know How many lives do I have to take for this job? Some of them just drop their guns and start running. You're like, ah fuck He's he's too powerful Just bad I don't know what he is, but Just too much power. No, you've upset your the chat with your rating ranks With what rating? Uh, I think revenge of the sith Revenge of the sith is at least a seven out of ten Uh We all we got to have a conversation about this consistent standard that we keep talking about I mean we gave it more than a two Yeah So it's a fan of minuses four out of five attack of the clones is a six or return at the revenge of the sith is an eight Are you people insane? Seven and a half or an eight out of ten. I don't think people remember this film I mean, we got plenty of people who think it's the best always film so Doesn't surprise me Dude, I got my jet peak Now i'm super cool Also, I got my flamethrower nice No bounty, huh boom How can you even tell who he is with the mascot did you just punch him is he dead? Yeah, I punched him real hard was Oh All right Everyone everyone just stand there cowering. I'm gonna tie you up one by one and then no, I'm just you all dead I gave up on it took too long Seriously, I remember the flag of this game. This is fun It looks so clean Oh my god I'm like buzz lightface I was I missed the part where you got the jet pack. What how did you get it? Did someone steal it from you and you had to steal it back? It was like some guy was selling a jet pack Uh, then some other guy was like, I don't I'm not gonna pay that much that I just took it. I think I can't remember if it's supposed to be my jet pack Like they stole it off me in the opening cut scene. I think and tried to sell it. Yeah And then I just got it back Wow Well, glad you got it back and it matches your color scheme Yeah, I was gonna say I don't think it's like a random jet pack She had to be ridiculous Mm. Oh go banana You're playing this with a next box controller. Yes Yeah I'll die now when you're supposed to go Is it up here? Oh, oh no I fell down into the dregs of humanity Um Hey mollab buff is me and my grand's favorite show also high rags Hello good choice Uh little idly for efab movies. It has your boy annie soup. Oh wait, annie is an Anakin from From yeah, I guess, huh I mean little idly. I've never heard of it. Um, well, I've heard of the phrase little idly but never uh Never to move. Italy's not that big I mean, it's all relative though, right? Wouldn't you agree rags that it is all relative? It is everything is subjective in size except for idly, which is the objective standard for little Thanks, jake Is that the sound you make when you get shot by jango fat? Oh my god, there's just like a housing Complex and i'm just rising up and shooting all the owners of the oh, that's so fucked up To be fair, they shot you first. Yeah Yeah Wow, you are all my enemies All right, now we're on track maybe Oh dris So does the jetpack have that missile on it? Or do you have to unlock that? I If I think you get that later you might not get it at all. I can't remember I feel like you do get it though. Actually, I'm pretty sure because that's the kind of thing where if they left that out I think people would be pretty disappointed wouldn't they Remember when games tried not to disappoint people I do I mean ironically especially for a kid this game just kicks ass like if if you just We're super interested in the prequels. This is everything you could possibly want At least this is bounty hunting I can definitely see it Gamecube had some good shit, man I'm good shit Oh wait, where are we going now? This way Well, color me lost. Oh, there he is die Die worm Die you maggot Is this the correct way still wow That thing is Really trying to get away. Yeah, I'm not actually sure I'm supposed to go and kind of just running around Oh, that's all right. That's the dango way Jengangalo I remember this room the jang gang Man, people already took the bodies away. This must happen a lot here. Oh the background's not loading fully up there. That's so good Oh, there's the ship though Wait for me Wait, where'd it go? What the fuck? You tricked me old man tricked me Is the Mandalorian worse? Oh wait, we're at the I have no door and I must poop Wait, yeah, what do we do in the situation where there's no door ranks? If there isn't a door, but you need to know the door's not closed and the door's not open either But do you still poop door open? Yeah, I mean you gotta But if there's no door to close What do you do then I'm not pooping with the door open. Oh man, it seems like Seems like you'd have to just hold it in, you know Until you explode Fucking fire rate of these guns, dude I want to see Mandalorian doing this shit You're not cool if you haven't fired at the rate of Django fat. Okay. Oh I shall go here instead guns never overheat. They don't jam. They're just there's that fucking good Fuck and death machines I think you should have been able to go through that hole in the wall You know what bugs me is that this guy Like he goes through this whole campaign doing all kinds of shit like this He ends this campaign with killing a sith that was trained by Count Dooku And then he just he just like he's just he's not that much of a threat in uh an attack the clones It's just like what happened bro. What happened? What happened to the bounty hunter game man? Hmm? What happened to him? Where did he go? Where he at? You know how many people I killed literally thousands I killed I killed a fucking city's worth of people to get to you Oh my god, it actually has star wars music in this game. I better talk over it every time it happens I'll just take ever dooku is the worst star wars character. Yeah, it's a weird one, isn't it? Fuck the hell One of those kinds of takes we are just like No No No, why would you say that? Thanks for spoiling the game you massive. I'm so sorry I had to know what the final bounty was Kamarivusa, I believe we get that in the cutscene after this level once we've captured Miko He's the only count in star wars that alone pushes him to top five characters I don't know that that's how that works, but I'm willing to agree tentatively Oh Come on trusty jetpack Also, the one thing I will say about the jetpack in this game is they they've definitely nerfed the shit out of it It's like how long you can fire it for well use it because uh Fucking hell like I'm pretty sure he uses it for longer than this in the movies The jetpack Yeah, I don't know if you can see the bar, but it like runs out really fucking cool. Oh my god rags help rags help Oh, he died So tell me how jango died. I I thought I was really weird. It was really weird I think I free fell without free falling. It's this whole thing Oh, terrifying. Um Just finished a three mile run. So glad your masses are still going rags. Fuck mary killed dash bullshit mueshly and theo mary mauler I don't know about the others And you gotta fuck one mary one, I don't know I guess I I guess I'm fucking das and killing theo. I guess. Bye theo Nobody tell theo this you'll find it's sad. No. Yeah. Oh balls I think I spotted where I need to go though. So that's something I bet money cosmo hates lord of the rings lee too Oh, I'm sure he likes Cosmo knows he's not allowed to hate lord the rings Uh, you and rags said in the catch-up stream that you haven't heard of Hugh Jordan Jorgen why not? Who's Hugh jorgen? I think it's the joke name What instead of jugh organ No, Hugh Well, Hugh and his jorgen. Oh, well, uh If they want the how do you answer a super chat like that? You just just keep going. Would you just you know? What do you do? We know I know all about Hugh jorgen. There you go What is the correct Way to escape this madness Is it that way? There's absolute madness All right, I think I'm going the right way now Anakin violates Geneva convention cosmo all good Well, thanks Geneva convention. I'd be curious What Oh Also, Django does not have the greatest of falling animations Oh Long fight bad though shad said it was still great. Hi rag Hello It looks like we're on revenge of the sith. So we're actually getting close to the end of the cosmonaut variety hour stream super chats It's taken us so long to catch up on those there was I don't know what you guys were up to that stream But uh, a lot of super chats came in. Let's just say that Y'all's nuts Whoa, oh my god Oh, hey, this isn't so bad. Hey, I can live by doing it that way Rags you can't say it's a problem that he's wearing something then say you do you that's not how it works What I guess you said you do you to someone wearing something? um I would have to know what it is. I've forgotten what you're referring to Yeah, I can't remember either. You must have complained about something That doesn't sound like me though Don't can you shoot those right next to them? Can you stand next to those barrels and shoot them when you're oh, yeah So this this whole area is like you got to solve puzzles by blowing up barrels and shit Oh Oh, no come on game E see i'm showing you sure has done right there Fucking pro move jango um Just because it's long doesn't mean it's long It's a pretty tough puzzle Oh, well, that's the first one right to introduce it now. We're gonna get tougher ones Now it depends on whether or not my childhood memories can make up for getting lost in this place Seriously, you just run around annihilating everybody with these blasters See that guy tried to run away. He knew he knew what was gonna happen He he he was all right with fighting you and then he saw the blasters. He was like, oh you're that dude I've made a terrible mistake. I didn't want to do this Please I fucked up so royally And on we go Uh, i'm a data analytics guy. I should have to I shouldn't have to explain the data learn to do my job yourself Yeah, this is what I mean It was the one thing cars were not had to do as a reviewer and he was like Not gonna do it Just not gonna do it yoda went into exile because there is no regrouping He failed because he knows all the jedi died. Okay, they died before he decided to go and attack palpatine anyway Look, I don't think anybody can actually definitively argue that Yoda going into exile is something that yoda would have decided to do. I don't I think we're all kind of just We're sort of up in the air on that. We're like, yeah He felt that there was nothing else to do and you're like, yeah, but really he really committed to that quick Yeah, he really did And I know that it's like you don't know what he got up to in those years and it's like, well, it's true I don't really around I suppose he could have done anything Just not sure of what he actually did die Dude, I just killed someone without even looking at him. I just honed the solo at that guy All of these stupid canisters are green, which means I can't blow them up. I think anyways, I'll look Yeah Damn you Okay, okay jetpack, please. Oof Dude, I overestimate my jetpack regularly Regulomely The game just lagged and my little like helper was trying to tell me to watch out for the magnetic seal is she's goes Watch out for those magnetic It's like what the I saw it slow down The entire universe slowed down for just a moment. Mm-hmm All right, one of these places has got to be correct. I guess I'ma find you eventually You'll see You'd think the answer would be I have to turn off one of the magnetic sealers, but I'm pretty sure that's not it Um I hope someone throws cosmic variety hour in front of a bus. Oh my goodness. How very violent of you. Oh, is that where I got to go? Yeah, yeah Okay, there are no barrels here That's no good. Okay, maybe that one What a jump I know right jango is these boxes impressive Impressive legs like iron They should have been a jango tv show just saying just putting it out there This whole time jango's flipping around and he's just gunning down armies of dudes and slaughtering cities and fine about and he's like You know what? I can't wait to have a son just like me someday Oh, here's the broken one. There you go. This is clearly the one it only makes sense Now give me a barrel. Oh this one Oh more bad guys I was able to dispatch the bad guys pretty damn quickly. What are the odds of that? Hey I'm outraged. All right, I'm gonna get some health all the way in then Um The st ruined the pt just as the ot So does that mean palp already had a kid? Is ray the chosen one wait? I got I forgot the dark side as a pathway to too many abilities And the whole nobody knows what we all forgot the the pathways of the dark side and how extensive they actually were You can't just put limits on the dark side like we clearly thought we could just do You want a lightning up a fleet go for it? Yeah, you want to just come back to life? Fuck it do it I do it with my blessing. Oh my goodness. This is like a fucking huge battleground Where are all these boxes going? I don't know boxland the box Okay, all right, if I just get me a barrel I'll be good to go Wait, there's a green that ain't gonna work Is that where I gotta go? Ah, this is where I got the ball Um, at least obi one didn't call Anakin a boy. It's true He called him a boy Ah memories Yoda and Sidious are pretty on par during the fight But Sidious has decided the decided advantage at the end Yoda would have to fight his way back up to Sidious while he's already exhausted and outnumbered He'd be stupid to try Yeah, I feel like this is a lot of post-talk man If Yoda had gone straight back up and they continued their fight people wouldn't be saying this Oh the ultimate test rags. I'm against a thing that can support getting shot many times Oh my goodness, but is it still any match for my blasters? I fucking doubt it Is it any match for me standing on this conveyor belt? Um, just fucking blasting away It's like See games like this and Mario Party may be very good at tapping a Well, you see that as a useful world skill Many useful. Yes. It's a very useful skill to have Many useful. Yes. Oh, I won. I agree. Very useful If you guys haven't watched the Clone Wars yet, I recommend it highly definitely some of the better forms of Star Wars media It deserves a shot to be honest Well, well There we go. That's the end of the uh super chats for the Cosmo variety hour stream, which means now All we have left are two catch-up streams Also, I captured Miko high five Miko, he's an ugly dude Come on, man. You know, he tried dieting. It just didn't work out Higgle friggle jango higgle friggle Inflism on the tism My arms are tied together clearly We did it guys. Chapter one completed Oh, look, this is hey rags, you'll you'll remember this Um, you remember watching any e-fap memes. Do you remember this remember this happening in an e-fap meme? Some golden guard out there decided to make an e-fap meme out of this cutscene Yes Montrose No, I just want to climb up this rock This is also a boss that we end up fighting halfway through the game or something Montrose why don't they bring Montrose into the films, huh? Huh? He's gonna be my competitor of bounty tisms. I believe And I've got a toy Daryon as a fucking helper. Isn't that cool? It's like Watto, but a girl What do you think about that rags? Women are toy Daryons She wants to find his fee outrageous Unfair How come master Yoda gets to be a Jedi master and I don't You imagine that you like it Siggles out Yoda out of everyone at that council. It's like, how come he gets to be one? Yeah, he's green and he's short Pretty ugly and old of Yoda's like what the fuck Five million republic credits Fucking hell five million credits for getting Kamari Vosa. Not great Million jeez can you retire after that? Janko just loves the job, you know Anyway, uh swapping over to eFap mini super chat catch up number six. I believe is what we're doing now Uh, do you know what position you were made in? No, and you know what? I just I've neglected to ask. Yeah, I don't know that one probably a long one though And high rags What if the next batwoman actress is somehow worse than ruby? That would be good. We would want that You don't understand how good that would be honestly. It'd be like 10 out of 10 good 11 if you will Daddy ragu. Let me shag you Oh, I like it. I like it Hey y'all, did you get that thing I sent you? um There's no context. Just say y'all did you get that thing I sent you? I mean, that's possible. I hope we did. I do not know if we did Um Red is the color of communism yellow is the color of bananas bilbo raggins as eFap 66 2019 Yeah, it makes sense. I mean name the lie Rags, are you still going to play your vampire campaign? If you do kill kibbs and take all of his xp Nah, I'm not in that anymore. Ruzlo and I quit Another painful thought about the st is that we never get to see luke fly his x-wing. They wouldn't even let wedge fly his Yeah, but luke appeared as a ghost and he spooked kylo for a bit that counts remember When kylo said are you gonna try to save me a luke said no get moving Oh, hey There's some health in my spaceship. Why is there health? I spawn with full health. Why would you why why wouldn't there be a secret in here? I deserve Come on compensation for looking around Do you do this instinctually rags where you spawn and you look behind you and stuff? No, yes, maybe I'm sorry. What do you do it instinctually in like especially 2d games? But uh Games where you spawn and there's a clear way to go forward and you just go backwards because you're like Yeah, because i'm so used to having there would be like secrets and stuff Yeah, there was I went into my ship because I could and the fucking there's a health in there It's like of all the things you could have put in there like I have full health. I spawn with full health Why would you do this to me? Thanks so much for putting health in there It's it's to show that jango is a really really capable bounty hunter So he always keeps a spare health thingy floating in his ship in case he needs it. It's thematically strong I will give you that So I guess i'm in carousel. I'm not sure but um, it's funny because you can just sort of Just look oh, oh, oh check it out There's a bounty binka fibuna Um known affiliates agents of the so-called freedom convoy last known location deep spaceports along core trade routes She escaped domestic service on nalhutta Well, well looks like someone is going to be meeting Me I'll do it. She was dancing too. How sad is that? Goodbye Binka fibuna dance in prison. You could do your prison dance. Yeah Dancy priest you bitch This is this is what jango does. This is his day-to-day It's horrifying. Buna. They could have given you a higher quality picture of bink Do you remember the one in the king of the monsters for that random dude? Yeah, that's like So this is the best picture we had of him I can't tell which doors are opening doors and which doors are non-opening doors. That's an opening door We All right, whoever runs away as soon as I activate my jetpack. I'm like, are you a bounty? Don't lie to me Hmm ain't no bounty around here Anyone play the judge dread game on gamecube. I remember there being a bounty aspect of that. I think as well ooh Oh Found another one ranks you hand swinnell You hand swinnell Originator howg nerf industries out of work He's an out-of-work musician who default. Oh my god. He's an out-of-work musician. Look at his species Oh, no Very clever Coruscant nightclub. He's a performer. Damn. I'm just knocking out all these performers, man You know what no wonder you like jango so much because he also kills art. He does Me and jango just this is the thing that's like when people like who do you prefer? I unironically I'm like I'm just biased towards jango because of this game He's just cool. If I played a bounty hunter game called boba fat and this was all this I'd probably like him more Hmm, maybe this club owner is evil No, no. Also, wait, did you have like a scar on his face? Oh man, he's injured That face Jacqui varkas She's good for a live brief subject is known to informant and contact for various criminal elements It looks as if it's your time my lady I like how everyone gets spooked. I'm like, don't worry. This is official republic business Yes, this is sanctioned by the government. Don't worry You have nothing to fear unless you're a bounty Like oh god It's wrong have something to hide the fact that these bounty hunters they just break in here. They just they just kill they just take It's horrible All right, look at that amazing background to there. You see that those ships look a little flat to me, but hey All that game cube just doing the best it can It's like see the game you've naked. It's like, hey look at give that Stop it Watch hardcore henry you dumb boz. No, I'm not the same guy who says that but I figure that way he can shut up for once lull greeting rags Wow rags. Did you not want the greeting? Oh, hello. I'm sorry. I'm just phased out for a moment. It's all right He um, he said that uh, he wanted to say watch hardcore henry dumb boz so that the other guy would shut up I don't think that's gonna work I feel like you're just gonna encourage him. Wait, why are these people shooting at me? Do they not like am I not allowed to bounty hunt in this area? Well, you guys started it now. I'm gonna kill you all Yes, all of you scream in fear Or I am the hunter of bounties. Oh, you know what? It's come full circle. I'm gonna go get some health from my ship Because that's where my health was If I can remember where the hell I'm going I do okay I couldn't hear suspicious noises Uh, when you're gonna release your tfa series that encompasses 40 plus hours. We only have two of 15 Hey, man, you have two of six. Okay. Um, I I even said I could have turned it into seven parts But I'm gonna try and keep it to the six This means you'll be bigger chunks And I've heard a lot of people do prefer bigger chunks. Is that is that a truth? I prefer them. Hmm All right, if this club isn't actually where I'm supposed to go then where am I supposed to go? Maybe I was supposed to talk to one of these people instead of killing them I just can't quite remember T800 when he sees the t3 genesis and dark fate now I understand why you cry Yeah, you probably wouldn't have liked those films Okay, this dude's suspicious man, he's just running around in circles sort of I'm gonna I'm gonna check him for No bounty. Well, I still don't quite trust it. I'm gonna give him a Kamino Saber dart just to be sure Gotcha You think if these these had the repeat these were people with bounties on them, they'd be like, whoa, uh Well, you mean I let's jango. Maybe I should walk away Maybe they just don't know me. No, they're just like, oh, it's just a random Is jango not famous at this point? I don't know. That's a good question And I guess a lot of people wouldn't know but you know, I feel like if you I don't know I think I just got to the correct way, but the but by doing it the wrong way Yeah, I should have gone this way apparently. Hello, sir with weird hair. Are you a bounty? No, no You're not letting me collect my credits Oh, see, this is the way I was supposed to go. All right. Well, either way Um Stargate is good rat Oh, well You heard it here first. Have you played simpsons road rage? I have and I played it after hit and run and I was very disappointed because Uh hit and run it's much more multi layered if you will in terms of mechanics road rage is just crazy taxi But if you really like crazy taxi Then uh, it can work out. A lot of people like it. I thought it was okay. I remember liking crazy taxis an arcade game Yeah, it was fine Um subject wanted in connection with the theft of precious jewels belonging to this to Salustin dignitaries visiting dantooine Ah Well, well mart ring gats Your time has come Three thousand credits in the bank even though i'm doing a job right now It's gonna lead to five million kind of dwarfs the hey, you gotta pay for gas along the way. That's true. That's true Penny saves is a penny earned Hmm What a wonderful little area. I sure hope there aren't any bounties. Oh, hello Ojo hit away Suspected of trafficking illicit contraband in core systems. Man. I fucking hate people who do that Especially in the core systems. Yeah, that's where you really look. Whoa Someone just shot at my bounty. How dare you? Now I've tied you up too. You're going Kamino saber dart land I save them for the special ones and sometimes randoms Oh someone else is shooting. Why? Dude, you can beat people to death as Django. It's kind of cool. Just saying The public credits they're no good out here Yeah, I better not go to tattooing with all my credits. I guess That would be a mistake. Oh, that's a long time. So where to next video game? I think of this way Why does so many people want me dead? What did I do? Now to kill them all Possibly answering my question bounty marked Hey, who's this? stew I'm chasing a man named stew Fair enough Got you stew. All right. I want to see who this guy is Oh, this is the one I was trying to get earlier. I guess he broke out Huh I thought if I'm doing this for the republic, why is everyone trying to shoot me? Aren't they I'm like maybe they're not with the republic. Maybe they're ne'er do wells Maybe they're bastards Okay Have you played? Oh wait. Yeah. Hi rags. Love your fallout video. Oh, I'm glad. Thank you Premier league is coming back soon more. Are you excited? Uh, probably not because that sounds like football And I'm not into the footy sorry No bounties no bounty I tell you people are just not bounties these days I'm also high rags Yeah, there was there was a there was a high rags. Oh, hello. I'm sorry Oh I'm getting blasted What is this room? Why am I? Why with the spiraling? Damn, who could get easily lost in a place like this? That's what I think Man could get lost in a place like this. He really could be good. Oh my god. These guys were waiting to kill me. What's that about? Why crow? Why? Okay, I'm killing a lot of civilians I don't know what it says about my character other than it's mostly just something that's gotta happen, you know One of them said I don't want to die. I'm starting to feel the guilt Well, he's guilty Oh my god, he's a criminal this guy's called reese and or and he's known death stick dealer Oh, no gotta stop him We've got to get Obi-Wan to get to this guy Falman been made Casa nepto was this guy subjects as many ties to What was that subject as many ties to what many ties to not manufacturers? No People getting in the way. I'm trying to read his profile. God Out of the way weird child. There we go Galactic organized crime out on dangerous. It's not that interesting. I'm just gonna string him up. Take him home Short him and kill him three thousand credits Hey reese and or You're coming with me, buddy. I don't even know what I can spend my credits on. I can't remember. I think you can buy like The fronts of comics in this game. It's like a cool little collectible space comics Of course space comics. What would you think I'm referring to? What do you think space comics are? I've had a lot of them are about Jedi dude. You can string people up and set them on fire I forgot All right, every person who comes after me before I instigate anything I'm just gonna I'm just gonna string them up. You have violated the space in a way I'm gonna string him up and punish him by putting him on fire five other civilians will get bit when I do it I'm like, hey, man. Well, why did they run into? What do you want? I can't save people from themselves. Look these things happen. Okay. It was it was unavoidable All right, I won't fry him I want to do it Wait, did I break the game? Is this supposed to be a cutscene? I'll break the game Oh, no, I think I broke the game. Oh, thank goodness Wait, come back How come he gets to open these doors so easily? That's not fair The more the stressed face of murdering civilians. Hey, man It was unavoidable Come back here. You're busted from my perspective. He's on fire Where's my string move? Hey Okay, what's going on here? I think that's not working. What the fuck's happening? Okay, rags. What's going on? You got you know the answer. So here's the thing I don't know We just have like that in star wars rules don't matter. So it doesn't really matter what happens So, yeah We just have to like shoot him dead. They said I'm not allowed to kill him Oh, then stun him with use your stun gun that all keep pounding. It's obviously have What is Also, there's like thousands of people I need to kill and I just haven't Oh, okay So rags I awkwardly chased him into a bar like I was right behind him And then the gameplay is a cutscene where I walk into the bar after he's gone in and I'm like, hey Anyone's seen a dude that's like I was right behind. Oh, yeah The game wasn't expecting you to be so good Give me back my bounty Okay, all right, you're so good. I guess I should probably kill people now considering my health is drastically low That's drastically low. It's not even red. It's orange True it can get more drastic than this Drasticer Well, I can hear I just tap my blast is real fast and I just hear screams. It's my life Kind of hooked up. Yeah You know, I bet now Jenga doesn't even even hear the screams anymore. No It's all just it's all the same thing Chief's telling me I want him alive. It's like I've been trying to use my captry tisms on him for ages. It just doesn't work It's almost like the game's protecting him because the plot isn't allowing him to be captured yet We have to say that that Lucas arts Yeah, shitty game. Oh Well, he kind of made it easy for me ultimately, huh? Dude, look at Jenga. It's just like I'm gonna fucking execute you. You know what you did You made me look stupid Nobody makes me look stupid Um hail long father hail Star Wars is a film about space pedophiles intended for oh That's terrible horrible. He is called gloom He said I was gloom Man, that's not gloom better than you know All right, let's um Let's tie him up. I guess James Cameron's avatar is a better theme park ride than a mediocre movie yet is getting like five sequels or something. What the fuck Hey, man, let's just give him a chance. You know, give the first one a chance to see what it's like Please turn up audio. You are the only channel I can't hear Oh, no Oh, there's a car near me. It's gonna it's gonna drive me to my house. Look out avenger bait My rags long live Christmas I know right Die christmas die Uh, just letting you know there's a fallout 4 mod that puts the Isle of Man flag in the game It looks like a relatively old mod so the spiders must have predicted it It's good to get the important mods out of man flag The game is fixed guys We did it Rags thoughts on thoughts on the 40k 9th edit Reveal new logo is really badly designed so much for grim dark You know anything about this? Uh 40k 9th 9th no Not 40k 9th 40k 9th edit reveal new logo is really badly designed apparently Let me take a look also rags. Look at the box of death sticks There's what death sticks are look at them Don't get addicted What about some death sticks? Uh, let's see. Let me go to images. Take a look at this. Oh 9th edition not 9th edit. They misspelled it I already oh wait unless that's how you actually do an addition in short form edit with a dot That could be I could be retarded 40k 9th edition Yeah, the logo that says warhammer is Fine I mean, I don't know if I'd say it's bad. It's fine Yeah, it's Free fab gaming may I suggest monster prom a dating sim to end all dating sims and up to four players. It's a hilarious game It's on steam yo Um It's fast building I feel like There's there's probably a couple games that will work free fab gaming. Just gotta Gotta get them going gotta get an e-fab gaming going uh Orc commando's sneaking into chat. What is with the orc population in our e-fab chat? What's going on there? Don't think I haven't noticed you Much like rags would notice a bulge. I notice orcs It's hard to get one past me. Mm-hmm Screw the un screw the who and screw bill gates. Oh my All right Oh, dude that lagged the shit out of my game um The original movie has tizm, but it is a classic stargate sg one is good. Atlantis is tizmy and universe is mega tizm hi rags Hello Yeah, I don't know anything about it, but uh, yeah, I don't know enough. I remember the um the movie throw with kurt russell, right? I don't know is it? I think so. Um, let me double check just to make sure Kurt russell stargate from uh From yeah from 1994 Hmm Yeah Is that the one that they're saying is Good or bad? Wait, what is there a subtitle for that one? Is there the one who said it was tizmy, but fun or something? Perhaps it is I haven't seen it in ages. So I can't say I can't speak to it critically Either way Come on anyone else wants to die I've killed so many people Wait, what are you doing that? Oh Dude, I don't remember these guys from Really earthwim gym now. What do I do? I remember he's killed by jango fat Earthwim gym was killed by jango fat Yeah Here we go. Yeah, it was a worm bounty on him. Uh, oh worm mania. Uh, this did not work out I grabbed a checkpoint thing before though. So I should be fine um You didn't understand what I meant the last time I asked. Please e-fap the video essay the lighthouse twilight and masculinity. Goodbye my n-wids Uh, we can I'll I'll give it a give it a check see if it's e-fappable You never know what that sounds a little familiar My tism eyes can't notice a difference over 30 fps. Am I lucky or unlucky? You're unlucky. Um That's I Something. Yeah, something must actually be wrong with your eyes. Oh, I think that's what he's saying Yeah, something is actually wrong with your eyes. Then yeah, why didn't I catch on you supposed to be able to hold on to the sides Django, you wiggle bum Even if we can't see it there's definitely going to be a difference in terms of how it feels in your ability to um like Like aim at things and be precise because the frame rate's still there Even if you can't see it then the way that your mouse is tracked and all that sort of stuff will Be you know, better you just miss out on the visual aspect, which is arguably the most important Arguably Wait, does this go all the way in? Oh, no. Yeah. No. No, let's wait. Okay. Whoa For a second there. I thought this would be hard Like my penis. Uh-oh. I'm dead again. Okay. Maybe I'm not so good at this Uh, hey rags just to let you know you're invited to my birthday party, but please don't ruin grandma when you come Um, all right. Yeah, sure. I promise not to ruin your grandma at your birthday party Also, they said that mothra is best waifu I don't know. I don't know. Maybe I don't know This isn't you know of all the moths probably one of the better ones. Maybe I just don't know She resurrected godzilla. So that was pretty cool Do you think mothra is gonna cheat on godzilla with king kong? Mothra's gonna cheat again. Uh, I don't know. I Feel like godzilla, I think they've been through a lot. I feel like I feel like it's the only natural way for the story to go I think that's unnatural like everything else in the story. Wait, why did that kill me? boo This whole bit is weird because I don't exactly know what my limits are Which annoys me This I think this is the section that frustrated me when I played it years and years and years ago And I think I just like stopped playing and went to other games After this section or something like that I'll give it to you. This section is weird Okay, maybe that was a bad move Okay, but see like the game looked like it was gonna have me grab the side of the thing But then it just sort of didn't it was just like Also, wow, if I if I don't beat it this time around I'm just dead Out of lives out of lives. Also fucking hell. Does it feel weird playing a game with continues? You know Yeah in a while Try not dying I did give that a shot didn't work Didn't work Um, what are your criticisms of dunkirk like the film but my tizamita was spiking Uh, I can barely remember dunkirk because it basically encapsulates my issues with nolan as a writer where His characters are like the dullest blandest shit ever and that every time I ever want to compliment his characters from movies such as prestige Usually turns out it's because he's not the only writer or that it's an adaptation But I'm not gonna say that he can't it's just that he often doesn't do well with characters It's the prestige prestige All right, this is probably the most progress I've ever made I pressed I staged No video game. Let me not go the other way Video game Can I use that one if I just stay on this one? Do I win? Let's have a look at that Um, but yeah, there's probably more to it uh in terms of flaws with dunkirk, but I I fucking can't remember them I kind of forgot that whole thing The wires you can grab the wires I figured the conkerk figured you couldn't couldn't grab them. I didn't want to what if I get electrocuted by grabbing Um, I told you not dying was the trick. That's actually a good point. I tried not dying this time around It does seem to have worked Try spin dying I'll try spinning. That's a good trick So that's my that's my old Anakin voice. Do you like it? You know, I would believe that EFAP did it failed Oh, is someone gonna do a did it fail on EFAP? I want tonal to do it if he didn't. Yeah, but I want tonal to do it I need it Okay, there's a dude standing at that one. I don't I don't trust it. I don't want to die Dude looks like he's gonna threaten me So now I have to do this whole level without dying. Otherwise I do the whole thing again I'm gonna go ahead and assume I'm gonna die and be very annoyed that I have to do the whole thing again It's probably what's gonna happen Is this guy a bounty? Oh, he is Uh, hey rags. Do you want to know the name of this bounty? I would love to know the name of this bounty slag Slag This is his name Shut her to think what the crime is Uh, so briefly his crime has created a seismic shock pulse that resulted in a massive rift in the Salin rarian sea resulting in environmental damage and perpetual raid Perpetual rain what he did created perpetual rain somewhere Wow You sir Are a naughtyman What are you worth alive and dead? Oh, he's he's worth half dead But I think for causing perpetual rain, you're gonna die by fire. That is gonna be the uh I feel like drowning would be more appropriate. Well Wait, can I move him? Oh Check out this way. Oh The ultimate fucking way to kill him. Oh this floor down there apparently Also, if you kill him Oh, he just sits there I can't I can't collect the bounty because you need the body for it. So I'm just awkwardly like, oh Well, he's that could I take a picture does that count? Goodbye slag. You are my favorite This is my favorite part Oh, hello Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa earthwim gym chill out bra. I'm not string him up I can Ladders the ultimate method of vertical ascension Slag what are you doing? Seriously, I don't care what you throw at me game. I can shoot these blasts so fast. Nobody is gonna have a chance Whoa Um, I picked up a terminator weapon Oh my god, just fly around like fuck y'all How am I not how am I not known throughout the galaxy at this point? Just like that fucking guy wherever he goes everyone dies There's just nothing that oh, oh, oh big dudes trying to kill me. No, no not happening Django fit unstoppable Thanks for the health pickup loses Oh It's just so much death So what is that juice is are they making cougar juice here? Oh, I hope not. That's illegal. They got a milk this milking this space cougars You have to get permission from ephapolis I'll just make cougar juice From the freshly freshest of fresh squeeze cougars We use those cougars Where's the rest of you fuckers? I've killed so many people ended so many lives Also keep falling randomly Okay, this is this is actually dangerous like oh This camera I kind of want to kill it So fucking annoying Okay, all right. I'm just gonna chill for a sec because now I'm on blinking health, which is probably bad Um Hey guys trying to get my next meme video up, but there's bots are making it quite hard Hopefully I can find a solution and not have to ruin it too much. That's from goga He's the one who made the um The ones where it's like a feature length fucking movie for ephap if you remember ranks Yeah, he did the uh the empire one part strikes back. Yeah Uh funnily enough those ones actually did keep the video from going up But um, I've just put the ephap logo over it and it seems to work. So I will admit for the people watching the meme It's gonna be a little weird to look at but just know that that's the only way you can look at it because youtube is a dingus Nobody people to murder Oh full health Howdy doody That dude just looks like nico You can't be using the same bloody textures and models. It's fucked up Seriously so many earthworm gems um What does a baker say when he doesn't want to work? No Get it because dough Rags, do you get it? dough, yeah Sounds like you don't appreciate it No, I mean, it's all right. I don't want to just pass out praise undeservedly. I want to really make it You know Yeah, good like you've really earned it. You know, I know what I mean Where the hell am I going? This is a weird room Is a weird room I don't know what I'm making seriously. I'm still going holy shit Oh montross. Hey, buddy Montross I'm jango Oh my goodness. He's carbonated that poor man. He's got a big drop blood on his head He just froze up on me I think that's clancy brown Bad bad clancy brown. Clancy brown is plays satan in mentalorian and he plays montross. How about that? Oh my goodness. Also montross. I wouldn't bother. I've got an insane Kill factor. Okay He just keeps saying not bad not bad Not bad He's raiding your shots I think he's dying Yep, he's dead Not bad. No, this is bad Hi, I guess I'll kill him next time Bye montross. I should have used my kamino saber darts on him. Oh Is that him on fire? Yeah, I could have Um, fuck mary kill j bowman j axi j long bone Kill j axi. I'm gonna marry j long bone. Um J long bone. Yeah, mary kill j axi fuck j mowman. Yeah. There you go. Easy. Yep. There you go Um It's what palo would have wanted unicorn donut. All right unicorn donut Um, I know something involves gold thing. Oh you sweet summer child Oh my goodness. Oh wait I thought it was gonna because it's got like it's got the the quotation after I thought they were gonna cut They were cutting off gold finger, but no, I think they just mean gold finger Oh But yes unicorn is a phallic symbol something nerd rottica said it somehow makes unicorns still more enjoyable when you think about it that way I thought only virgins could see unicorns It's weird that they'd be phallic symbols. That's the case. Well, maybe that's the unicorn is like it's time and The the virgin is like no, please I still want to I want to keep myself pure Moller at 50k subs. I don't want a politic quintin. I hate trump no stop Then bad dog did a bad. I had no investment, but you've hurt people accused of sexism forces female your pain shall never end Um That seemed like a weird collection of statements. I'm gonna go ahead. I feel like that chat was a journey. Mm-hmm Did you ever think of streaming the not e3 streams as efap gaming ish? Not e3 streams I don't know what you're referring to exactly Not e3. What does that sound like to your ranks? Not e3 streams Like they were gonna do it any three stream, but because of the corona they decided not to Oh, did they do something else? Is that what this person's referring to? Oh, I have grenades now Oh, oh geez Oh I only had one hand on the controller and I managed to save my life All right. Well, I hope I can throw it at people otherwise. What is the point of grenades? Grenadier All right, these guys seem like the Goodmans and I'm just midder in them. Oh, look at that. That is not That is not placed well. I can see right through that I'm calling you out game giving you a big old call now um Every asks how rags but no one ever asks why is rags I kind of think that's a little bit of a malformed question. Maybe I don't I think that's kind of questions gonna be pretty hard to answer. That's what I reckon There's so many different answers, you know This did right the way I guess so You know, I'm starting to see this game for what it truly is. It's just a massacre simulator People have a desire after seeing attack of the clones to just kill everything. They're just so So frustrated with the dialogue. They just want to kill That's what this game offers Oh, this camera. It's so useful at this point where I can't see what's coming at me at all Have you seen the last eFap by Lil Potato? The last eFap I think if we've seen all of Lil Potato's stuff But if we haven't I will be sure to uh to put it on the roster Or the docket as they say Um, had we not Oh fuck it When did you guys stop watching The Simpsons? Um, ooh I never really started it was never just it was just never something I watched kind of tough for me to call because it's Feels like fucking ages ago and I can't I don't even know what season it was but uh I remember trying to keep up and I lost interest really quick Because the episodes were just not making me laugh. Which was the problem for most Simpsons fans who try to keep going But when you reach, you know season fucking 30 It's it's tough to stay Relevant But I mean as far as I know they got renewed so Someone's happy. Someone's watching it getting happy. I guess Someone must be GTA 5 more like Minneapolis hashtag not all police. Oh my How very topical I think this is what I was playing hit and run Uh, you dumbo's claim that hardcore Henry has been incredibly hyped clearly. I'm not the one responsible So who's hyping it up also watch the movie? I I don't there's just this other guy who constantly talks about how uh It's something we need to see all right like a right of passage We we probably I don't know you've kind of made it so much of a meme. We almost don't want to you know Touch it. Why would you want to pop that cherry? You know? Yeah And then what if we do and it's the worst thing ever what if we rate it as the worst film we've ever seen? What about that? Worse even than capitaine marvell or infinity tisms They're gonna do another one of those crossovers. You know that right? This time it's going to be lord gallifreck. He will kill all who say his name wrong I'm just gonna fly around and shoot until people stop making noises That's the jango fat way It's the jango How many I think he like plays music to himself all these oh, it's in the helmet for sure in his helmet. Yeah, that's what I'm saying It's like look the guardians soundtrack is in there while he's just like masquerading Sun is shining in the sky Rain of cloud inside As he just he is like The jango is a fan of the the distance that comes along with You know like when music and visuals don't quite match. Yeah Like it's erinik He loves it. Also. What is this play? Oh grenades? They're on the floor much like you would find Kabino saber darts on the floor I watched your outlast review awesome job. Why thank you glad you enjoyed I didn't make it out of spite or anything. It's just lots of my subscribers were like, but it's just as good as amnesia But it's not though Beed I mean that's how I go as far as saying outlast is bad It's unfortunate because loads of people had really good experiences with it. So it's like but no I think once you just start to get into those experiences and get people to explain why and talk about them It's just sort of like They certainly tapped into an audience those if the outlast makers they they knew what was up I even I think outlast two though is generally kind of negatively received I didn't play it. A lot of people wanted me to I guess because they wanted me to rip that one apart as well I don't know. I was just like, I don't know. I didn't even like the first one. So I got barely any connection, you know What a weird way to get up to this place No Why are there so many innocent people around here? You guys confuse me No one's innocent kill them all Jango, would you really kill them all let java sort them out Lord java java's jengas king, I guess Oh great lord java job onius Receive the sacrifice of space blood It's okay guys for those who are saying I liked outlast in chat. It's okay. You're allowed to like it. It's okay It's not your fault. It's not your fault Okay, I think I just just went over to some dude's house and shot him I'm starting to think jango is like really losing uh focus It's like what is my mission? I don't know Just getting to him does it really matter what the mission is Like oh my god, this guy just burst into my house. Ah It had to be done. Whoa I think someone just tried to blow me up with a grenade. Oh my god. Are these rpgs? What's happening? Who's oh hello gun gun Not to be confused with gun guns Hey chat, do you get a satisfaction out of watching me play as a model of jango fat just gunning people down? Because that's what this has been mostly Or all of you happy. Is this what you wanted? What does it say about you? What does it say? Okay, what what the fuck just happened? Okay, um Outlast to me is like jj abrams made a horror game Hmm I can see that I can kind of agree with that kind of soulless, isn't it? Very much all about that surface to them All right, most people in chat said yes, they enjoy watching me murder people one of them said meh I don't think they enjoy watching people die um, I know there are over one 1100 11,000 sorry species of ant Wow, I wouldn't be surprised if that was actually less than what it is 11,000 species. Yeah, it's probably that is a lot Is it a lot for ants though? Okay, this is getting a little bit crazy man. This place is huge Thank goodness. I have a jetpack Is this the way out? I'm assuming I'm going to keep opening these doors and then one of them's going to provide me a good old place to actually go because this is uh Everything's starting to look the same Um, where can I send fan art? That would be again the subreddit is a is a good choice. The discord is also a good choice Um, I should be able to find out with either of them. You can always try twitter Might not work though because twitter's hard I'm gonna see all of my notifications. Why was there a checkpoint thing here? There's nothing for me to do This is not a checkpoint worthy area unless Hmm Oh, I see It was indeed a checkpoint worthy area Uh, do you prefer Serbia strong or British grenadiers? Um, I'm probably gonna be hushed to my brits now It seems more hunting and less bounty at the moment Um, yeah, you can play it more for the bounty hunting. I'm more doing it for the killing at this point At what point are you just like, you know what? I'm just gonna pull myself up onto this and walk across It's a bit it's a bit thin, you know, it's want to risk it Fucking hell, this is awkward Because like as you're controlling it the camera is changing or moving around and so the perspective kind of alters Okay, there we go I did it Oh, look, it's one of the dudes that looks like Jabba's helper Gamari Vosa. Where is she? You bastard Uh, what channel slash creator are you requested to review the most but have not yet? Hmm Probably blanket Yeah, I'd say that's one of the top ones requested that hasn't been done We still have a couple that like that get requested that have been done You're in there But um, that's probably off the top of my head the top one that has been done. Yeah Um, also what great classic films and tv shows are in your watch list Um That we haven't seen yeah, uh, I'm guessing Uh star trek is kind of in my watch list honestly Star Trek. Yeah The JJ one No, fuck that. Oh, you're talking the show. Um, yeah Good stuff for people to Um, I got that star wars music playing gotta gotta make sure we keep talking now Ironically like fun to have that music playing while destroying shit in in the start is a universe But you can't have it be playing on this void because it might get Killed stupid game. I wonder if I can you know, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that the that ship's kind of weak and pathetic It's just a little bit. It's getting dominated by me and I'm like Just sitting here in a window shooting it with my handguns Yeah, it's pretty embarrassing. I'm not gonna lie So I am lowering on my health right now, which is not preferable There's no health to pick up though that face Hi, okay Oh, there's a pickup Okay Okay, okay game you got to keep that music quieter though because Everyone's listening And me talking over it isn't gonna be enough I got to kill this thing. Whoa. I just picked up a grenade launcher that makes sense as to what I was firing earlier And it confused the hell out of me stupid Just doing anything Hmm can I throw grenades at that? Oh, I can cook them though I think the grenades I don't know what's happening right now here Did that that did nothing. I don't okay Uh, but but uh, maybe this gun, but if I get a little closer Hey That did nothing as well. All right I mean, I'm tempted to try and jump onto it, but I feel like I'm gonna kill myself Hmm Well, I mean, there's got to be a staircase in here for some reason I say while feebly failing to actually get up there Yeah Da da da yub nub Come y'all come y'all Oh, okay, you know what it'll be way easier to blow it up if I have this vantage point Where are you you you dumbass? Stop with the music. I'm gonna get copyrighted But uh, uh I theme song In the theme song You can't play a star wars game. It has star wars music and we own star wars music Okay. Oh, oh, I died. That's death. That's a dead Hey guys, you all saw it. I could have jumped onto it, but the game prevented me with those invisible walls Oh, yeah, that's dumb I hate it when games do that with ledges and in platforms and stuff where it's clearly something one could stand on And it is clearly something that is within distance And it just makes you slip off or it doesn't let you stand on it Oh, I know there were some of those in tomb eternal, but when I was playing I was like Oh, I guess I'm not allowed to stand on that thing like I died spawned aims shoot and I win I was like, oh, okay I guess I did it Um, and I think that's probably a reasonable place to actually make a sort of uh break to them I think we're halfway through the super chat catch-up previous to this one Which means we've almost caught up now. All right guys You know rags and I may catch you On the the weekend for maybe a stream. I don't know or maybe next week, but This weekend Saturday in fact, you're gonna be having uh a meme fap It'll be episode 89 and then we'll see you uh the following week for the next e-fap We've got 10 more Until we're really really looking looking toward that that big one double. Oh Scary times. Um in the meantime, I'm working solely on tfa part three Rags is working on his mandal orientisms And um, yeah, you never you never know what's coming next. It's been fun. Um I suppose we will catch you when we do anything else you want to want to say rags before we hop off Um, no, I think we uh had a good little talk nice little casual stream catching up on a few things. I um, I'm glad y'all Came on by mm-hmm. Thanks for keeping this company Yeah, I'll see you soon. I guess for Oh, well, I don't want to say that woman, but uh other stuff Okay, uh, goodbye all we shall see you next time. Yeah