 For Mary, does Mary like dog toys? She does. Okay, good. Oh, yeah. This is her type. I got you some books. I got you a... Oh, I don't read. Okay. This is a graphic novel, so that's sort of like in between about Bernie Sanders. Oh, my God. I didn't even know about this. And I know you're in a relationship, and this is a great book. It's called Mating and Captivity, and when I was in Captivity, I found this book very useful, and I really recommend it. Esther's been on the show. She's a wonderful sex therapist. Not that you need any help with that, but it's an awesome book. And some other treats, including a notebook, so that you can continue to write your stand-up. Also, I saw Michael has a special treat here that's been requested. And a Ricola. Ricola. Oh, thank you. On call, right? I'm a good illustrator. Oh, now you're an illustrator. Sarah Silverman, it has been a wonderful treat to have you here, and I'm really, really, really delighted. I've been a huge fan of yours my entire life, and even though I'm, like, I think three years younger than you, it's not really that much of a lifetime, but yeah. Didn't you email me to work on my show when you were, like, really young? Yes. Oh, my God. You think I forgot that? Okay. You want to hear our story? Can I? I want to hear your story first. Okay. So, first of all, like... We're adding, like, 20 more minutes. Okay. Do you guys have time for this? That's so funny. So, I was, I was, um, I wanted to come be a writing assistant for you. I don't know why I didn't take up this opportunity. She's like, I'll move to Los Angeles and work for free. Yeah. I do anything. She's like... And then you were going to email the people I had recommended, so you emailed me by phone, and she goes, I know Tom Shalu, you should ask him about me. So I forward her email to Tom Shalu and I go, is this girl batshit crazy, or what, with the story? But you've already... And I sent it... But I sent it to her. I think I emailed you and I go, well, that's embarrassing, but surely you understand I had to do that. Right? Yeah. Am I right or wrong? Yeah, but I did something even more embarrassing at that point than I, I, um, I was like, because this guy had talked to me and he was like, I'll be your agent. And I thought, I was so young that I thought that that meant he'll be my agent. And so I was like, I think I'm going to have an agent and you're, you're very polite. You're like, okay. Like...