 Hey, man, look man on all the Harry Coochies. That'd be the first thing we should start off. Welcome back to the 85 self-show I Don't know what number this is and our corona virus special ever so gazillion, okay? Well, we don't even keep up with that. We don't ain't no telling what number yeah episode 976 Part two. Hey, man. I ain't seen you since this virus took over last time I see you that shit was just in China man Now the last time I see that council is wild now too and they cancel every damn thing They got to go buy some night quick. You know, that's what black people mention right? Everything right go get some not quelling. They better be glad they ain't on rubber tusk Man, we ain't been in the business many man. So we trapping back out the trap Got a lot of catching up to do you know Because you know, even though the coronavirus and he we still got people that go to YouTube, right? And they want to just check the shit out of it and want us to get back into our origin now And and even though the corona virus is out, man We ain't got no choice but to feed the people Come on some because they got the people sitting at home with no snacks Think all the people that just just sitting in the house with no cheese. Can't you write it? Somebody wiped their ass with a paper towel. Somebody wiped their ass with a thong Bounty paper towel the thicker quicker picker up Hey, man, I was a scrolling the other day and it looks like you have made a made an announcement The announcement you mean Come on now Stop man, I'm a tin kid. Yeah, I already know it same mom. We ain't in China. We got to have ten kids same You're gonna wear that was out Ten people They double you working on hey, man, well congratulations, man, you know, you have This big family making a little girl You ain't really fucking with these women like that. Come on now. You ain't no plan I'm having Come on man Man congratulations, man DC young fly is out here making additions to the family I ain't gonna ain't doing that Jen reveal shit. That's some old pussy. Yeah, first of all, let me tell you what I'm gonna do a general reveal because I'm gonna break it down. It's my perspective. First of all, I am a 90s Baby talk to him dig what I'm saying. I did it is a millennium. You got the millennium is two thousand and better That's a new millennium. Oh, baby. Think about it. That's two different dimensions, bro Think about it two thousand error on the in 1999 on back is two different dimensions Think about it people that is in the 2000. They don't need to do what we used to do in the 1990s I think you mean decade No, cuz even in the 80s in the 70s in the 60s, we all in the same dimension All in the same 1999 on back. That's a whole nother world 2000 on up we live in a whole That's why even some folk who were born back then don't even act like they were born back then because they is living in the new dimension You have you see what I'm saying. I come from more than cause baby. No, you have no, you have I'm talking a shit nigga. You just tried to convince me niggas is from two different dimensions Oh Who was the person who thought the world gave a fucking up to know about what what kind of baby you was having though You you saved this to tell everybody All right, when I when I when I told You ain't tell me you having a baby. I'm like shit your baby. So you ain't tell me you had that right? I didn't know I was obligated to tell you man. That's so crazy. Somebody made me they baby godfather I ain't I ain't seen the baby about two time. I'm the worst guy father I was in my god children and they keep telling you the baby that you ain't got you ever seen a white person say Well, you know, that's his godfather. I think it's only black people like that's my god, baby I ain't never seen no white person. That's it. That's either your dad. Oh, yeah, right Why people are we still in the sauce? That's crazy. We had a general reveal, right? That's what's up I had a general reveal. I knew for a fact. I was having a boy. Okay tuition in your mind Let me know because when I had no it was a whole another feeling. Okay, this feeling it was like she be I'm like, well, they baby. He's gonna be biggie fuck. I'm like, that's a football player. Boom. You know, I said When they hit a bus no balloon, bro, and I don't pink hearts hit the ground, bro I would like my intuition that little feeling I'll have that shit don't mean nothing So at this point, I'm just happy and Blessed to have a church and know that my diggling work. There you go I'm gonna say so from this point on out. I really don't care what I have right because I already done It's not a let down and I don't want people to think that Just because you ain't had what you have is a let down and first of all, it's not up to you Right. Oh, here we go. So when you have the general reveal, it's like you put some standard on Oh, I know what I'm at. Fuck nigga. You don't know. So just be thankful for what you got You did what I'm saying. Some fucking hack it. So I never have a general reveal again. Hell, yeah Hell boy. Yeah. God damn it. That's my whole ass I'm having the general reveal. Shut your bitch ass up. They can tell me what I'm having. You feel it right now game Wait, three, four, eight months for you having a baby boy next month. I still ain't bought no clothes What it is, come on man People really fucking they sell us some good gifts waiting that long Right good need to try need to tell somebody immediately You Y'all had a baby man, I just got grown like two years ago. I'm not old I just got I'm grown but I ain't been grown long enough to be old if that makes sense I really just man Man, it's my this is why my third year being grown for real Damn, I ain't but 36. Y'all won't even let me make 37. I'm everybody uncle. Oh gee, nigga I will fuck your older sister I'm growing up the fuck everybody in the house everybody who's grown gives them dick from the mama to the auntie To the to the sister to the cop to the sister who in college the great the great aunt I'm old enough to fuck all grown women. That's all I am If you saw me with a young bitch, you wouldn't know how young she was cuz you don't know how old I am Come on man, she must be keeping him happy Right you see me with a with a chick young in a mission gonna be cold as a motherfucker But she got me broke. I gotta have it that way so she'll need me No young motherfuckers who already got some infrastructure That's what he young that's why these older women don't care nothing about that shit. They got everything They will tell these young bitches a finding the niggas who got everything is cool But having everything and trying to find a nigga is almost impossible, right? We live in Georgia. You know how many women got big old-ass three-story houses to three Lonely that big-ass house is empty them kids She's so tired of that vibrator cuz it make the coochie numb after a certain time You gotta put some real dick in there so you still be moving like you're on a bicycle Put some real meat in there so she can feel that heartbeat in that vein. She need to feel a pulse sometime Yeah That's why these older women out here giving all this advice in the bathroom They didn't fucked up all they go to you talking all that shit I don't need no man. You've got them right you don't but now you want one You can't get one cuz you've been lonely for the last 17 years and you almost got a service So the corona virus came from lonely bitches. No the corona virus came from everybody getting on tiktok Soon as everybody posting them tiktoks that shit came out Anytime I'm so sick of that goddamn Damn that song they keep doing the little spin-around challenge to what song it is that type dollar saying song Come on all the flip switch y'all some whole ass niggas I hope you know that I don't give a fuck how fun it was you was just looking for excuse to put They goddamn dress on since everybody been talking about y'all putting them dresses on in the Comedy skis niggas gonna find a way Damn dress on and maybe niggas just like dresses and if that's the case say that nigga if you like soft material your skin Oh, that shit like a man You know, baby, come on. Let's do flip switch. I'm gonna put your dress on cuz I could only think I could fit How the fuck you know what you could fit in your girl closet, nigga Oh Your girl dad you got to be the mannequin sometime That's the first of last Because I had to tell the daddy on when make up. Oh You was ugly. Now you can be you can be my barber. You was ugly with this Then I woke up I was like baby, why did y'all play a prank on me? It was hilarious though, but I would laugh Yeah, you don't start some shit now my turn Play stupid y'all ready ball here. Let me go ahead skin inside right quick Hey, man, I'll be trying to read Chad knows he'd be putting shit on here He think we give a fuck about the only thing I give a fuck about I gotta say this cuz this is their America's favorite villain future This thing I had a child support So I just dropped against him a child support clan. Nick was dropped. This is the greatest That ever was Let's just dedicate a few minutes to future because Hold on about the row one Okay, well look first of all Your favorite future lyrics The first future lyric that come to my mind Got my baby mama and my side bitch kissing Come on man turn a five-star hotel to a trap out Roaches everywhere like we forgot to take the trash right cuz we did oh my god You forgot to take that trash how you look that treasure it like 90 right up on a bit Man, it's nigga got some of the most toxic beautiful songs I ever heard ratchet ass bitch I'm trying to fuck you right now You know why the streets embrace that dope why cuz that's kind of like the first mainstream Like don't don't boy love song not saying it ain't been And he got motherfucker, you know Rihanna on it Rihanna is like She right I don't know. She like ghetto royalty Like some people just up there on the wall get a royalty like Monica right up there She doesn't you got a first person. We got those we got those areita Franklin from her You should know that mama is definitely like right Miss Elliot Fantasia to I was gonna say fantastic, you know what fantasy went over that slump Oh, she looks so good and folk forgot that. She didn't know how to read. It's over. Like, you know what? Damn, she don't know how to read. Hey, you know what she can sing Hi, I tell the words you feel me. That's don't worry about it It's it this this how much I love fantasy I wish she wouldn't have never said that I wish she would have never publicly said that oh, she Never said me cuz it's just a lot of you that don't know how to read man It's a lot of I don't know if it's necessarily not knowing how to read But I think it's like reading out loud Yeah, you can read in your head fast That word you said in your head really wonder words Oh, this would be the perfect time for me to shout out all the niggas that don't know how to spell Tell me all my niggas that struggle that me spelling. I don't know how to spell But I'm I can read like a big man. You know what? I just can't remember how that word that I just said I don't know how to spell I'll be reading your tweets and I'll be thinking you be doing this shit on purpose I'm like he's speaking that gangster shit Oh Me I'm glad they didn't sell me that one. No I forget y'all think about if you keep spelling shit on your phone your phone go down there Adapt to how you here. All right. Let me see. Hey man, everything going on in the world corona vans First of all got everything council all the shows is on pause right now I don't know when we gonna goddamn resume. We got to get this virus under control, right? And when I say we I'm talking to the American people Specifically the African-American people because I feel like y'all gonna listen to me different to all my to all my people out there Who ducking this virus doing the best you can you trying to piece this money together cuz they're you know I'm saying you don't know what the fuck go these are Of uncertainty right now Get your tissue man, get you get you get your weed man. Get all that necessity together man I don't know what the fuck me didn't got going on right. I bought a whole bunch. I bought some old book Damn well, you got to do that too. I just wanted to give a shout out to the black community right Platforms out there right now That's gonna be able to reach the community the way that the 85 South show Reaches the community and I want everybody to just stay diligent and keep your faith in God This is the time that we're gonna buckle down and read from the Old Testament We not cuz we you know the new testament is the new testament But right now we're going through a very challenging time stay pray love stay moving You got to stay pray it up and you got to stay more you see how I have one Conversation about future brought us a brown the whole neighborhood Like now look at where we are and that just let you know the greatness of future America's favorite bag The memes are hilarious All those ones of him texting the girl the fake shit What else going on Idris Elba got the shit Kevin Durant Kevin Durant got the shit Kevin Durant got that That's why it's happening like he been Katie you ain't no head shit The corona been right here. We've been it's been right down down Katie Rudy Goldberg got the shit Donovan Mitchell Drake had to get quarantined after hanging with Katie according to straight shit on the internet This is big look you do this is just shit off the internet man None of this shit might be true. We don't know Katie had a shit right Shut the fuck up You play too much man Tom Hanks got the shit him and his lady got it together But you know the other one Come on man, don't scare me like that, but you know what people The carrot 80 niggas in the sky only fuck You got to be a real nigga that carried all these lives in this nigga. You are you are alien You you're confident is it I want to have confidence like a pile That's why I tell the niggas you want to be able to walk through earth with the confidence of a pot You know what type of confidence that is don't go up in the sky with a hundred other niggas lives And they all depending on you you close that little door and kind of forget they own that bitch Niggas, you know what type of mindset you got to be boy. That's why that's okay. That's why they have me drunk or something You ain't no normal nigga brain on normal nigga like watch this one go fly. Come on. Y'all go fly with me. No I don't you like getting a nigga car. That's why they don't show you the pilot to the end of the flight Right a nigga be like that. Get out with a weird nigga Hi hi Did you enjoy your flight? What you high come on man the other nigga behind him that wants you to see That's funny that you brought up the cocaine uses amongst the pot because it's the people always shame the cocaine uses And I mean, I don't I'm not saying that I condone them. I just didn't know it was so many people on cocaine I did some of your favorite people Cocaine Right now Don't say it's us cuz you don't want to hint that I'm saying it's not a favorite person or not me I have never done cocaine. I thought about it. I haven't my nose is too big to be on anything You got to put in but see when you when you around that shit That's why it's like when you around it so much And you got to think about your people around you do some people around you are influential That's why you got to have a strong mind to be like a no nigga. I'm like a lot of people around me drink alcohol And now I'm strong I bet you put a bottle to my lip, but you love to get hit in the throat That's why I don't fuck with the alcohol like that because I seen how it make motherfuckers that And I know what I have to deal with when I have to deal with people who drink and I know that they wouldn't deal with me like So I stay a fuck away from that shit plus I grew up around a lot of alcoholics who really just turned me off of that shit that whole Yeah, I don't know if I get drunk they get drunk act like they don't know they get loud They can't goddamn comprehend what's your what's your least favorite kind of drunk person a drunk nigga who get emotional and loud and aggressive violent the violent motherfucker like that Because I started the alcohol, but you're a nice guy. You wouldn't that's it. That's the worst one You wouldn't do that you know that I don't like the motherfucker who get drunk and act like now know what the fuck they doing Like you drunk, but you still got there with Well, I'm sitting out He's saying what everybody think I'm sorry. I'm on too much I can't hold my look. Oh, they always say I'm like Oh Hey, let me say something male one last day. Hey, okay Sorry I'm sorry. I'm on medication. Okay. I'm on. I'm on. I'm on. I'm on. I'm on. I know what I'm not know what I'm on I know. Hey don't worry about that. I can't do that. But that's why I never really Didn't really too much give a fuck about folk who was on the cocaine because my brother was on the cocaine He never really would trip he would just get like just height Why sweating and just Whatever you gonna wouldn't even do it even do that she ties teens You know the worst thing about If they don't never stop moving that they move so much it make you tired Like, you know, like, you know, they always moving like they get ready to go somewhere. They'll just keep bouncing around. Come on, man My brother my brother get high bro and play the drums at the church for like 30 minutes nigga Solo digga they have to grab this digga For a minute And one thing about my brother kid. That's why it was a hi-key. He could play like bro bro could play for when Yeah Won't stop I Had to go grab this nigga, bro stop playing the drum, bro. I'm like, bro, bro. Hey, they be turd, bro Going crazy They told you they had to go to That's it man, man school clothes What all them Ain't nobody in school right now. Okay. They better be saving They trying to do school online. I'm just going through the corona virus list Trying to do school online. Hey, what you think about the government saying they might send some checks out? That's a god damn line. I knew I told people that man. I'm just waiting on the check Ain't no chick one fucking chick. That's how you know this shit bad. They trying to send hush money Think about job any pain. Why would they just send you some money for just cool and they only want to see another reparation Come on, man. Why we ain't inviting nobody to the studio. It's just us We're about to ask somebody's motherfuckers to leave. You did I don't know if they got it Who got that shit? I don't know. Hey man, I'm fucked. Man, when why are you I was thinking the same shit cuz I don't know if she can't read that just what they see I don't give a fuck if she can't read at the end of the day. She's done enough She's done enough that I appreciate it. I can read. She I can read. I can read too. I don't give a damn I'm telling what exactly what it said. I ain't gonna put no cut card or nothing. I'm gonna tell it straight What it say They said you are required to sing this song and that song, you know what required me right that you have to do that Oh, shout out to her brother. Her brother watched the show Yeah, what's up y'all nigga? Yeah, Rico. What's poppin with it? Yeah, I'm full fantasia man I was rooting for her ever since they were man. I love me some fantasia and bow jangles It's just them them two together the only person that really can sing sing if you really want to church Any song she want to sing nigga could cry too. Oh, you know my new favorite singer new woman favorite singer Motherfucking arie linux That's my new favorite one. Who are they pee pee pee pee arie linux That's my new favorite one. I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna tell you to shout a five two I'm gonna go to my man. She's fat. She's fat. I'm gonna go to my library. Hold on all right Her name is um Her name, uh, hello Her I like summer walker too. Oh summer rocker been going crazy. Yeah Sometimes I just ride around and listen to that song just might be a ho just so I can understand You know a ho's point of view. I listen to shawty too Beautiful and amazing and she wrote all those songs about me them songs when me and shawty in the car She talking to me I fucked up and she put a forgiveness spirit in my heart. Yeah, george smith. She's beautiful. George smith. I love that song Some more your favorite Um Daniel, they go crazy. Don't care. I got that one good song. I like that. Uh, she got a couple of me I ain't really just laid it laid it down to that. Um, they uh, she got that bad bad So that's something she like that she's fat. If you think I thought that her I thought it was Daniel a she said you think it's juicer from the front wait till you see him from the back Right, that's what I said. She's just he and her say shit like that when the bit and see that one I like she I like when it puts me well from the back Man, I'm gonna turn the bitch up and they beat me like I didn't want to say this, but y'all brought up big asses and stuff. I got a salute make the stallion because she's Who make me say I love that little hood. It's like that fine little girl every time she be like, what's up? She's like, what's up? Love that gate to her shit. Oh, you know another one of my favorite ladies singer Adele Adele go It's a lot of Beyonce In Beyoncé fan In about being who gonna be the best we got to leave it. We got to get personal man. This might be my favorite Beyoncé favorite Beyoncé song With the Denzel by herself Niggas Beyoncé song is a Beyoncé song. No Just uh solo solo I'm gonna I'm gonna still have to go. It's it ain't hers It ain't her song. What is it? Listen of dream girl Merck that bitch Merck listen, I don't know if this she took the 357 And put that motherfucker right between the eye Merck that bitch listen I'm not the corollary But what then had the fp3 the bitches be banging in my ear and they guys be in I'd be your emotional and kid Now here you go your mic My favorite that one, um, I don't know if this name of me myself and that that's all I got That shit hard That shit hard I ain't no need to cry That shit hard Just love yourself Yeah But you know what I always fuck with Disney child because it was like They let Beyoncé do they do the lead, but it was like The Disney child always had that empowerment to be like hold up Don't forget about us like every time they step back in with the hook or can had to come out They still was like You still need them Because without them it still can't be no you you feel me because you could say But them harmonizing and them being in the background helped you too You see I'll say that why Disney child was so big Because even when Michelle came in everybody knew Michelle didn't fit Everybody knew that everybody knew it was and people talk so bad about Michelle Look at her she only not a dance. She only not a dance Then she fucked around and fell a few times But Michelle was cool, but it was like what Disney child brought it was that edginess You feel and everybody knew her from like churchy You feel in the gospel I think she earned she she definitely earned us back after she did her verse on cater to you She should have got way more respect. She did but what it was like real small what her part on Katie? He was like, oh, man, make it out of you. Yeah, she that the last little stanza. She killed that shit Yeah, she killed that shit You are stupid man. That's why you can't smoke with DC man. You'll never know what's gonna make this thing fall out, bro Hey Everybody was like, okay Okay, okay, they gave a look. Hey, man. They gave a look on some Why I feel like that was what they said in the studio and why she was doing it. They were like, okay They don't respect you, bitch. They don't respect you. I thought she's gonna get way more respect No, but she did she did earn her spot though. It was cool. Right. She did earn us by but Man, it should be so crazy. I'm gonna be fucking around on the internet all the time man One night I was just on lab talking shit and cc peniston jumped in. I was like, hell No, cc old school singer man. Like not an old school, but she probably got to be nice cc Yeah, her name. She probably right around the time you was born. Yeah, because I was because you know my my era they I was put a little in front of their name cc peniston. Yeah cc peniston Come to the state cc peniston. She did the Apollo a few right rock that bitch though for real. I'm talking about cc peniston Yeah, pull up. I got a little cool. Come on man. I've been on my titty lately. Who titty titty man. What? Because if you a man if you if you want to calm america down just Turn off the light And like the can you can't be mad on no shit like that They see me in the back like You love I wonder what they're gonna say next week about this Hey, don't be out here hugging mother fuckers either for real, bro. This is gonna be crazy, bro Yeah Hey, man, somebody hit me on twitter and like ain't no you should just you know do a live stream and charge people for it I was like, man, don't be at home trying to find me some shit to do They already see it on youtube so why would we like? All right, man, y'all pay to see this shit Bro, I would literally probably go crazy like the joker if I had to fucking sit there and tell jokes to myself With no audience That would probably be the one thing that make me snap and be like, hi people My name's carlos. You want to hear a joke? Why did the rabbit run across the street? Wow I'm talking about that a really mega nigga had to go to the looney bin. Okay. Welcome back folks Are we still there give me a dollar give me your money? We're still here 32 hours in Crack them up carlos middle life stream. I'll never go to another comic club my fucking life Can you do it, bro? I refuse to make somebody tonight Batman meet me in Gotham City. You go No, man, don't fucking subject me to that. I would lose it And now you get you in there look at now you got to pause your your stand-up set to read the comments Oh And plus I want to I gotta give a message to the entertainers man All the people who you know make funnies and laughter and jokes and humor and sketches and shit on social media Don't let people pressure you into doing anything because if the shit ain't funny They're gonna say you play too fucking much and you need to be sensitive This is a very trying time to be aiming for the humor So whatever you've been sitting on just know that that shit might not work and you could catch back last It might be a little too early to drop your corona virus sketch. We don't know what this shit gonna do yet But at the end of the day drop that shit. Amen Bro that shit so you can talk about your ass Man this shit count. Hey man. We laughing this shit just to keep from crying this shit But we're really don't know what this shit will do. Am I scared man? Got a hundred thousand niggas that just like me. We ain't scared. We feel that I feel that I walk by faith If you think what I'm saying man, let go man We don't came over so much shit. We free. We ain't got chains on them. They change but it ain't change on You hit me. So what what what we ain't not ready been through that That's why we smoking weed just to keep the Because I heard tac attached to the virus. I'm still smoking the other blunt dc. Which one man Good, man. I don't know because you know y'all niggas like me, but I don't give a fuck about none of that Right. It's a whole bunch So you're just gonna intimidate the virus Every time a nigga Hey, hey, clean your throat But get the mucus out come on now spit that shit in the soul Spit it in the soul. Don't let don't tell him to keep spit spit that shit in the soul Fucking crazy, man. They tell you guys that they trying to you know what I'm saying They're trying to quarantine the vibe that how you do it. You put it in the soul. This is my real This is my only question though. Look at what part of the game are we in? Niggas what level are we on bro? We don't like niggas weak ducking airborne illness Bro, this shit is too hard. We live in it. We're living on that. You see that that book of Eli, bro It's gonna be robots in it. We're gonna be running from robots and shit You think bro, what do we have to fight robots, bro? It's over with What's matt donna called out? You know the word come to the end one matt donna be like, bro. We done You like It's moving boy. I'm making D go down This how I knew shit had got real bro when they told magic city the club They told magic city the club. Yeah, see sometimes This will happen when motherfucking go too many places, right? All they got them hanging out you've been to vegas, miami la all up in spring break Chicago, detroit Hey, man, this ain't got shit to do with that But I just thought about niggas when you posted later who thought we were talking about her la on Nigga that she had me falling out all over again Hey, man, we had the best people come to that show man, you ought to see the people that we don't fuck with People be taking screenshots of the 85 south show last show like nigga, how y'all miss disney like bro And we can run that clip. That's probably one of the funniest moments ever. So what I have six right screen Hilarious and that time when that lady got mad Who's at the meeting greet? She was like, she wasn't even saying later, but she's like be it was like no need kind of like And she was looking at the camera and took the picture real fast. He was like, all right. So she really didn't say to smile She was like god Hey, man, stop you making me choke on the weed man Man, give me some hand sanitizer Oh shit, I forgot about that later What bro, we have some demand in there people Yeah They would I don't give a fuck who they we bro. I found one do what they do with us. We know by their Period they feel like they know what I mean coming. You see I'm like, you would not do that They feel like they know us. I love y'all too, man. You know what we different, bro Like we different which is different, right? We're niggas that's different. That's that nigga shit That's it call the game I think it's because they know we like we smart enough to know when to beat niggas Like we like, you know, we have enough street sight Enough education like they they trust us because they like us like they graduated Coulda went to school, but they were like for this shit You know what I'm saying? So they like niggas who went to college and didn't finish because Chico went to school He finished. You're right. I went but I ain't finished. Me too. You know what I like I had other shit to do six months. I'm like, come on Yeah, y'all don't want to keep me here for I stuck around long as I could Man, I just had life to live. I had to get on. They want trying to give me no dorm no more I never had no dorm. I'm glad I missed all that No, I ain't gonna lie. That's lit Staying at school. The pussy is there It is There at the school food three times a day But I lived up the street from my school. So the pussy was there So you were thugging. See I actually traveled. I went down like two hours away from the hood What that's why I know like in my former life I was a lion or some shit because I always like to drag my shit back to the crib Really? I don't want no. I don't like street pussy. Why because I like to fuck at home See me. I ain't never had no home. So I see that on the stage. You fucking did the scoot Right. That's probably what I mean. You get along so good. Could we from the same part just like I'm from the like This side you from like this side, right? It just over fit. Yeah. I always saw y'all like Man, I don't want to play with their toys Right You gotta keep in mind. We've been grinding since the first day outside. Yeah, I'll talk about outside. We were sitting outside when I was like So what this shit is again, man, I'm talking about for real We were sitting in some some lawn chair, but in the middle of a who's in the middle of a better I think that was Steve Hodge, but right outside really thing The office come play What that spot was it? Could I one the actual office? They had like All right, we ain't never go over that like that Man, I could he's humble. He was always in the spot where we was Man, that's what I'm saying. Like people gonna look at this shit and think we need something But they just don't understand we fuck with this out of the comfort Yeah, this is really the error opportunity. That's the truth. We we adapt to our surroundings, man If you saw what we did out this bitch and like you can see what we what we did out of here We literally came in this bitch and trapped this bitch out and sold out arenas Yes We started out trapping Selling nicks and dimes gave it some time and now we're on our ninth or tenth time around Selling out arenas hitting different cities hitting girls with different painters Every other time you see us talking that shit. It's the 85 south. So you're bucking mouth, bitch When it came on youtube, it became your favorite every time you see an episode you click that bitch and play it Leave in comments. You got a screen name. You talking shit people following you on facebook and twitter ignorant You are letting the 85 south group posting memes old pictures of me and dc and everything And we don't mean no harm, but please stop poaching the pictures of us at prom with some bitches We don't fuck with them hoes. They probably marry and anytime you see it. I click it But I don't like it goddamn you niggas hating on the low you act like you don't like the show But every time you hit me you say when we dropping some more dc up on the hook and lows get gone and spit the rhymes 85 south show I said that like 80 times In the motherfucking trap house Hey, what we motherfucking rap about DC bring the beat back because I got some more shit I'ma say before I leave jack 85 south show The tour is coming soon as soon as the coronavirus leave we gonna be where you at In your city grabbing titties probably pulling up with some chicks and hoping they be pretty We need to plug where the barber who do we man? Who can cater do you understand that we need amenities in these different cities? We're gonna always shout out all the different size titties Wanted to say in the old man voice before I left that was the whole point of that whole second verse It's gonna say something in the old man voice You know what that shit is good, man You know how I know I'm high because I didn't even crack this weed that I had You know and I got some gushes over here. Yeah, we brought gushes gushes are back in the city You know some good happy weed But see that new we knew I had to stock up I had to stock up I was scared to you know Really just run out of weed because I don't think this is the the worst part of it yet This ain't the worst part of it. This is the earliest days, man. This is It's not it's not that it's just there sometimes you just gotta know when the fuck to know when the fuck You know They're gonna in the five years we're gonna find that this gonna come from everybody not wiping the ass good Like as a nation a lot of people And don't do but as a nation that's probably what this all goes back to everybody's not wiping the ass good enough That's why all the tissue go You wasn't about to do shit anyway You wasn't gonna do nothing anyway Fuck Hey, what corona gonna change their name too because this shit ain't gonna work no more after this It's more than that Old motherfuckers, bro. All the old people in the babies and shit I heard about a hundred motherfuckers around here with the shit They're walking dead Oh, that's why niggas ain't playing. What corona Y'all tell it three weeks ago this motherfucker was full of viruses now we're supposed to get scared He got 80 Oh my god Shit and that's what make it really really corona is happiness because it's making more for going to house Not but corona took out a full ass to sleep. I don't want to go nowhere. I don't know what the fuck going on outside, bro The ass is a little different. Amen The ass a little different. Hey, what they were right at them? What I don't know you got to be on your shit Hey, man, fuck you, bro real, but you don't know what's going on In other news. What's that? What else happened? Let's give some let's read some comments, man We always love to show love to people This is a white lady. It got to be carolina risi trailer park This with some wi-fi. How does that work? She probably a black lady. That's a nerve somewhere. We sorry. We just we just projecting and assuming She said this podcast is for everybody who ain't taking the corona virus seriously until they cancel the mba season niggas Oh man, how you feel about that dc? Watch You ain't nothing you telling them I'm the bullshit now real talk, bro From then to stop the mba game guys. I'm sure I've never heard no shit like that ever in my life niggas even watched the d league play You can stop them niggas from playing. I don't know my kid about them All right, but you stopped the actual league bro from playing whole shit Hey, they never seen no shit That's how you know shit real It ain't no shit real that's real money. You don't pay these four millions of dollars. They got to play Felicia williams say the corona virus got her in the house eating all the snacks and drinking all the capri sun Eating all the snacks and drinking all the capri sun saving your snacks and drinking all them Oh, we gotta get we gotta get this one dc. Check this out. You're gonna flood it The nigga morris stand back saying he out on bond the corona virus postponed his court date He got time to run Now don't run man. You got time to get your money right so when you go to court Amen, you out on bond and you got to go to court just make sure when you go to court Have that money you know them folks want that money take this time to get your money up Don't go back in that courtroom without no lawyer and without no money But if you know, you ain't got no lawyer, no money, but you better run Stop giving people bad advice man. You told him was right But i'm gonna take on listen. I'm gonna let niggas know. No, man But yeah What is wrong with you? I'm done blabber. I do it the right way, but don't run. Don't fucking run. Don't run Especially about some little shit, bro. Like suspended license, bro. Don't be stupid Some bullshit, some petty misdemeanor shit Like he overrun for the police or some serious shit He might beat the seat. That's the thing This 85 south show audience his real divergent nigga might be on failing the probation or something I don't know How do you business my nigga? My partner did that shit Ran from the police? Ran from the police. I said bro, he like bro, I'm gonna run bro I said, what you on the run for? Tell him suspended license I said, bro, I'm gonna call him for myself and turn you in. What the fuck wrong with you, man? Why'd you run from the police on suspended license? You can't drive no well You can't go no well Take your stupid ass on and go on and do that little puckhead time Ain't number three to eight Hey man, some people came for it to do that What they gonna afford to do? Some niggas can't stomach to do that You know what I mean? They ain't gonna go by so fast, bro. Ain't nobody gonna know your way up. Three days, man. Three days That's just like my other partner, right? He say, bro, I might go turn myself in, bro Y'all niggas say a prayer for me I called and I'm like, hey, I don't know you I said, how long y'all gonna do? So I gotta go do 15 days. I said, why ain't nobody finna say no prayer for you, man? Yeah, they don't Bro, y'all do them 15 days and bring your dumb ass What you need a prayer for? 15 days So depending on what his charge was It was depending on you was gonna give him Okay, he made it. He made it Like he wanted us to feel something like, bro, y'all hold it down for me, bro Like, I don't know what I'm gonna do Bro, you gonna do 15 days and come home That nigga had to do a 15 day for arguing too loud in section 8 housing Him and his baby mama got into it The niggas wouldn't stop yelling at McDonald's They took a goof out of jail This is like dumb shit. Now I understand you gotta go do some months It's like, all right, bro, make sure you feel it I'm gonna put some on your bull eye You did I understand Niggas 15 day Niggas ain't even called you in 15 I ain't heard of you about a month in the hand You trippin See them be the same niggas who be talking all that tough shit till they go to court Before they go to court They be like, nigga, whatever, nigga I'm thuggin, you know, I'm ready to go lay down Niggas tell them 15 days Niggas say a prayer for them They wouldn't let you pay them They wouldn't let you pay them They wouldn't let you pay that little charge, y'all, man How long did they give you, lil' bruh? They gave me 15 days 15 days 15 days 15 days No, man No, man, everybody hold your head up. I know how I feel, but Hey, they don't give a fuck I went and did 31 days and I didn't want to give them C 100 Hey, that's what I was just about to say, man Somebody watching this Who Jett got home from doing about 30 days But I did 31 days because I didn't have A 100 Y'all think I'm bullshit And I was willing to go do 31 days because I had shit I had to do You didn't want to be on probation I was going to do some more dumb shit to try to give them A 100 all Oh my god All that mouth finna got there, but A 100 all He trying to demand these shit First he tried to give me to do 45 Not for no goddamn 850 Bro, yes, bro, yes, bro I was in Peach County What the hell you did 31 for 850 I got caught with 3 grams It was a midget And it wasn't even mine, but I don't need to kill 3 grams of the mid, bruh I know why I say different copies is different, bruh I'm for banging my ass up My phone came and got me, I went and cut He was like, alright For this amount of weed I wanted to do 45 days All pay to find With that or that He ain't from down here now He can't pay no $1400 He was like, alright, alright, alright 865 days 31 days That or 31 days I'm like, man I'm in court having a decision About $800 31 days, nigga I'm 19, I'm like I'm looking at my mama It's hot The crib hot, I rather you get some AC So when I come home, at least I know I got AC You dead, buy AC unit Shit, I ain't got no job I'm gonna do these little 31, gonna knock this shit on that Man, what these folks trying to do Niggas with my mama like, no, I'm like They gonna be tripping, she's like, no I'm like, mom, you guys thought I cried I'm gonna walk in here and they're like I ain't never did no like 2 days So I'm like, fuck that shit Go down there, do the 31 day Niggas run these shit That is the longest time in the world Boy I did about 40 gazillion Push ups in one month, that's why Listen, that's why I understand A nigga when he do time Listen here bro, once you done did Two nights, spent the night and you just Got your mind set like, okay, I'm in this Bitch, that's fucked up That moment, a nigga is living that Moment for years You see what I'm saying, so I be like Man, boy, hey, boy, hey John I ain't, I'm too player You dig what I'm saying, gone with the Bullshit, miss me with it I ain't gone, them 31 day Show up right there, hey Boy, you better tighten up And that's just That's the smallest side, it's a Niggas out here that'll do 31 years And come back home and be like Yeah, like I was saying Still, yeah This shit show me though It taught me to be way more smart than the That man, like, oh no sir You have to be smarter Than the nigga, you gotta understand I was literally in a situation where I ain't Know nobody, I'm two hours away From home, you feel what I'm saying This literally like some shit like down the road And I'm finna go in here with some nuk in here And I don't even know, nothing about it I ain't got no palm on the inside Everybody in here on dumb shit Everybody in here on some dumb shit I ain't got a nigga, you know what I'm saying So I'm like 10, you know I got a baby Little baby face me Niggas, I'm like this here Hold my own I took a nigga trade For nothing, it was some good shit It was some fault shit, I was just like Give me that do something Ain't do shit, and I was like Shit, yo Okay Just the fuck is, man Why we trying to tell you how we Today, I can't go through they got I can't do that No, I'm glad God saved my life She Did it like niggas out there that live live right y'all niggas. Hey boy I'm living the life for your game. You can do it too, brother. Hey, don't let don't even trick you out of the screen game Really what you could be a Lunatic or you could be or you could walk right and still be a lunatic You did you got a jester I got another one. That's it. We're crazy. I wasn't in there long enough to handle god damn story I Went to school for six months. You feel me now No, I thought who know me like got there like RP my love my little partner on boost man He went all for that. He's that wonder why not show the one we did did got there We did that as a fucking rocker muscle my sister went down up my grandma From there, you did what I'm saying. She has a street called power street right across if you it's my sister You feel those things so I would die in a school that for that if I see my brain got banged up on some sweet shit The first time I got jammed up with the jail for the little bullshit Concealed weapon shit. Oh god. Yeah, you're serious criminal I mean I was in that bitch for about about a day I'm not like fool to count a brother one thing I say me stay your ass and fool I stayed in there cuz it took me. I was just was right right, you know, right when everybody was really getting the cell I could remember nobody fucking number, bro And this the craziest part about how I got out of jail I had to call this how fucking crazy was I used to call you should have to call the twisted taco for like Calling to get on the list for like on my Monday To get on the Tuesday night show, right? I had called the motherfucking promoter so much to get on the show He was the only number that I remember No, it's still to this day. I remember that motherfucker You can hey my word is bond you can ask Quincy I called him told him to call Clayton told him to go to my cousin house and get her So she could come get me She come down there they like no you don't have enough credentials to get him out like Yeah, you gotta have like work. You gotta have like a job recent paste of all this shit And I had the money so we did she had to leave go all the way back find somebody who could get me out This whole time like this they didn't got me that night. So this is all motherfucking Dave me getting out of jail Man, I get out of jail. I'm riding to the crib It looked like just from them that day and a half I was in jail. They rebuilt the whole goddamn Atlanta No, nigga, I'm riding home like that wind is always been Everything in this goddamn That must have just been a hell of a weekend because it was so many motherfuckers in there No, I'm talking about my county I'm not talking about the county Eight Atlanta because even if something happens to you, bro, then you'll slap on the wrist. They understand How it is when niggas just If you ain't serious in doing no no hard coach, I didn't I look my Nick We know you're gonna come with 30 pounds Now we don't stand niggas smoke weed you ain't hurt nobody now go do too much. They go thank you snitcher take your ass And they got all the way with the dirt with a nigga they still think he's a snitch black man, you know They said Tony was a snitch man. Well, you know, I sold a nigga 10 pounds of this shit Right What's up, man? 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So if you go in there and they say into the promo code Always enter 85 south So you can get the best deal possible with door to door delivery in all 50 states Puerto Rico Canada and australia You can order from your local go-to Or choose from your favorite national restaurants like Chipotle Wendy's Chick-fil-A And the cheesecake factory get the app Go to the app store and get the app. You don't have it yet. Why we still talk. I got food on the way What were you saying bro? Go commercial Hell no, hey, don't even say their name man. Hey man. Hey, man This ball fucking course system is crazy and they're like I had jurid duty not too long ago. No Oh, they tried to fuck me They tried to fuck me on jurid duty, man You know how you go to jurid duty everybody like man. I worry about this shit nine times out of 10 They ain't even gonna pick you man You got to get the jurid duty first of all the shit hardest fuck right they sing you the jurid duty And then you delay it so many times they're like nope not no more you gotta come Right so they sent me like nope you gotta come right so you got to get up at like Seven to beat the traffic down like six to beat traffic park at the parking lot catch the shuttle Catch the ball fucking shuttle Check in go through all these goddamn security like you go on the court then go upstairs Then there's a room with about 300 motherfuckers in there You the bailiff then you look you get up there where you're supposed to go to then you got to check in So they can know you there Then they call everybody name to make sure everybody in that motherfucker Then they start calling motherfuckers for jurid dude. You sit the hour Two hours. They just call the number. Do you know just like you at the dnv? Then they get the brown lunch time like man, they probably ain't no god Let's go out of here. They like so people start making up shit. They like man, you know if they don't call you about 130 You can go home. Oh fuck. So I'm sitting there. I'm like fuck fuck So man, I'm a fucking fucking around and call my number and we got a show this day. Yeah, this is the day of the show Man, I'm in this bitch. I'm thinking they be like, all right. So if they call me now I can go on do the little whatever it is or did it's done for the day, right? Oh man, these mother I can't tell you what the shit was But we go in the bitch and they get to tell them that's what the case was as soon as I hear it. I'm like, oh No Before you get to tell them anything they asked you a bunch of questions they give you a number, right They've been like, hey man, do you think you might be biased if this is a white person who did this? Yep Do you how you feel about hey, they'll feel it all at whatever you answer to they're gonna ask you why you feel that way Have you ever had somebody die a gun violence? Yeah How you feel post traumatic? Oh, man, man, they asked you all this shit that could disqualify you You ought to see the shit people be agreeing with Anybody here don't believe in God me. That's the first one. Get all of them out of here. Damn They asked you all kind of shit. Hey, yo been a part of hate group I told them They asked me if I anybody was a business on it as you know, this might be you know, might take too much work I was like, yes. So then you got to go tell them Like you they leave make everybody else leave and then they call your individual so you could tell them like you can't do I'm like, look, I got this going on. I believe these folks know me. They laughing like I want to say that but I can't I'm like Y'all these niggas know me man. I'm famous man. No, but you know, but the evening like But your jury duty I'm like, look, I got a show. Look, you go to fly. You didn't talk to this person. Man. It shit took all day The motherfucker let me go at like 245. I called the flight out this bitch. My flight left at like 415 Man, I left jury dude to jump straight on the plane. They can't allow people to do jury duty with your probation I ain't on probation. I scared But I had to do bench duty Hey, man, that's the thing though, man You be out here trying to live right and then it's just certain shit. You just got to do you just got to do it Like see on probation. It's the thing called bench duty. Well, it's like grown folk time out, bro You have to come to the probation offer at eight o'clock and it's three chairs because everybody can't do it on where you get to pick people to do it and Set out from eight o'clock About 9 p.m. Just sit there. Well, you sit your ass You listen, it's a hundred niggas coming in seeing that probation offer and you just sitting right there. I'm in the other line Hey, but what was having a year where they got your ball? Oh, let me let me ask you what's all food. We I can't do ain't this the worst shit About going to see your probation office. You get there early. She just set your appointment early You get there you check in and you still ain't the first motherfucker that they see Niggas let me tell you what. Well, that was some of the most I think I got PTSD from just being on probation Especially because I know I ain't do shit to be on there Patience Patience that shit taught me let me tell you when I first got on probation I was 17 I had three year family probation my first p.o. I never it was a man, bro And I ain't had no man other than that ever seen it was a man, bro And he got going there. I'm trying to win this nigga. Oh, what's up? My name is whip. Yeah, you look at me here Oh, you think this a game? You think this shit funny? Okay Well, let's see how funny this is. Oh, that's how you come in here in your p.dury He I this is this crazy the last probation officer I had bow my ass. I don't even remember that lady's name Because she used to kill my name so hard. It was just like screw shade. I still hear it in my head She used to always say the one she had come come to the back. She was like, mr. Miller Mr. Miller That's it. Just what count it was my fucking it was Jonesboro for his part What's your back away? Um, so Clayton County, right? That's Clayton. Yeah, Clayton. That's it. See Clayco Mr. Miller I can get out from bad enough. Clayco. They they throw me a throwing away I had a Spanish dude in a Spanish. We don't miss you Spanish dude was cool though, because I paid my shit off you like, yeah, man. I ain't I ain't gonna brush your balls, man I know you're a good dude. Clayco. I want they money for that. I want you to pay monthly No, it's after you get up to a certain amount They'll let you pay it off. They'll let you pay monthly for three years and I had to come in a year a month Yeah probation fee and that's separate from the fee that you got to pay for your fine Well, Nick, we don't think they It's what exactly what you're going through brother, but I'm always telling you is they pray it up There's another way. Yeah, depending on what kind of probation you on It's at least $44 a month to be on probation and they only Exactly may probably yeah 40 40 54 dollars a month and they only accept money orders So know that of course, you know how many people So look this this how dirty the system is you show up for probation and say you gonna get cash and you gotta go get a Fucking money order If you have to leave They're gonna say that you wasn't there at the time that you was supposed to be there and they will violate your ass Right then and then because if you're supposed to be there at 10 30 You're supposed to be there at 10 30 With a money order. I'm talking about out of herp that lady at the window chomping off Well, you got 15 minutes. You need to try to go get the Why you sit here talking to me? You need to be trying to Then the month only place that sell money orders around here is 10 minutes or whatever like this is the dirty That's gonna be up. We're gonna be here until we call Exactly Well, the motherfuckers that we're gonna be here until we come to you so bad at the probation office Excuse me. Do you have a restroom? I mean do you have a restroom at home because we don't have a restroom for people who don't know how to follow the rules So you got a restroom for criminals, right? We got a restroom for employees, but it's not a restroom. It's not a public restroom Well, see ask your probation officer when you get back there. Mr. Johnson. Mr. Johnson, we will get to you. We will get to you Calm down when they say that shit's white butter. You don't got on in there. Mr. Johnson. Mr. Johnson, we will get to you We will get to you. Oh, this the one that let you know you fucked up at the window Well, you can be 100 right when they hit you with the yes, I understand that mr. Whiff I understand completely what you're saying But that butt that's the shit that can see you the jail This is the thing when they fold them paper when they let me see your paperwork. Let me see your paperwork Okay, this is what you're gonna do write your name and your number down and we'll call you Bitch, y'all ain't finna call me. Oh, nigga, let me see that money, but you ain't finna call me back Hey, let me see that right now. You ever have like when they asked you for some shit from like the court and you ever be like What is this? No, that's the paperwork. They told me to bring down that. No Because look at this. It's not signed at the bottom And you wrote your name in the wrong spot. We can't accept this I don't know where you even got this from Carolyn come here This the one they fucked me up when they do this It ain't even nothing on the all right We'll call you Now you sitting there wonder what what man, I feel so bad for dick is on probation. It ain't no way you can win on that Shit, that's basically all we're saying Hey Hey, bro What I want to do here, bro, they go to uh, like a hundred howler, bro Like tindi and let's see who make it to the top. They go I don't know You think I ain't gonna say nothing, but I'm gonna say something. I saw you fed them people What's that fault man? But we ended up feeling like about 300 people You know what I mean? And a couple people pulled up and just thought I passed that money as well So that's what we do for to spread the love not just be like, oh, I look but like if somebody inspired you It motivates you to do it too. You don't stunt on your community. You stunt with your community You dig what I'm saying? I don't I don't pull back up ride through and do all the extra shit I pull back up when it's need to it in this, you know, I'm saying when the right time you feel me And I come to fuck with my people like this is my hood Yeah, this one from if anything we can start I can't help the world Right. I can start to do I can help a couple streets. There you go. You know what I'm saying So it's like yeah, yeah, that's way further because I can always and I always say this because I ain't got to do shit Right because when I was coming up motherfucker ain't do shit for me You dig what I'm saying, but you have to change that mentality because like it ain't that right You dig what I'm saying. We get a hundred people just to come together like how we be like I say I'm from another dimension 99 on back. Well, yeah, you were born 92. All right, that's why I got more than cold All right, you feel me now. I was playing. I think I was playing sega at 92 Yeah Hey, man, you gonna you gonna cut that out. Yeah, I bet you got really you like me. Oh, you like me. Oh, you're like You just getting grown, but I'm like, right I'm almost Yeah I'm almost I'm almost up out of them. I'm gonna try to I'm about to tell you what happened I think what happened I was just telling chat the other day see the first about the first three you good You pimping you pimping you good, you know everything then when you get about 33 and a half You just be like, you know what? I'm just gonna go and let them y'all nigga have I'm just gonna go I'm gonna be tired of a lot of you're gonna need a lot of naps I ain't gonna be with none of that Do you believe me when I tell you all the nights that you stay up late in your 20s that you're gonna pay for in your 30s Oh, yeah, I'm definitely gonna go to sleep. I feel that shit now like if I if I open run from like Nine to like three I'm a crab. No, I'm telling you that's just the way life works. I need that the time has already been put in It ain't nothing you could do about it. No, I'm telling you now I feel it like if I'm up from like nine to like three I need to sleep at least between four to six. Okay, if I don't It's gonna be even worse. This is the craziest part because I'm gonna be up still this ain't gonna come immediately Right all the injuries you ever had in your life. You're gonna feel them again I feel them now. I'm letting you know they coming back I feel them now. These are things that look forward to your mid 30s. They all coming back Look, I got a stab right in every year my hand getting tighter and tighter. Right It's gonna get tighter. I still don't know if they put screws in it more for them or not But I'm gonna forget tighter and tighter where I always cut that to scratch that shit I don't give a fuck. You did what I'm saying. It is what it is But every year I feel it like getting tighter stiffer and stiffer the way I gotta walk around with them I'm gonna be crazy here one day. You're gonna wake up that bitch gonna be closed all the way in the dark to go say Oh, yeah, we need to go up in there. Yeah, some new shit out. We got to take that out The crazy part about it. They probably need to exactly. I can't I can't lift my hand my finger Yeah, that's it come don't worry about it I don't listen to that. Don't listen to me. Don't listen to me I'm telling you. I've been here before We're talking though, but you know, that's why I did it for the community though, man You know, I mean, spread that love the shit that you do for your community inspires so many people and I want you to just know That people love to see that side of you I ain't never seen that shit from Bumpy Johnson, but when he fed all the folks like anyone know I never thought he was starting on them then right it was like I think it can feed the community Tight nigga, I don't want to be a puppet. You still don't say I want to be a puppet tight nigga To do that type of shit for my people I think that's everything see bunny turkish That's what I'm talking about nigga feed your family nigga. You did if we had a hundred nigga like that Or like nigga go feed your family nigga. We'll be a better community. You feel me son of like Not to him and thank you But feet like I ain't that ain't me bro. You feel me honey. You'll be in it. You dig what I'm saying I'm gonna get my god got me so that's what I'm here for you feel me if I could bless If he bless me if I could bless 300 people look how we turn one blessing into three homo Dig what I'm saying Talk somebody come on now turn one in the three Nothing my little pot of him he said probably standing out of it 24 year Never seen nobody feed the hood I said right cuz I grew up with you You did what I'm saying like but we gotta be the chain, bro Now they come on the path that he took you he did but now that's what I do I'm gonna start one time. I don't know what I'm gonna do yet. I'm playing in some crazy though I'm gonna do something. I'm pulling up like the Joker though. That's been my biggest inspiration these days Not the last one. I was so mad at that last Joker movie that made me watch that shit That shit was terrible That shit was garbage is a mother. I'm not really a Batman family. I'm a superman Batman came when he was great. He did enough cool shit. We got eye Batman. He ain't no flying You need accessories the boop of nigga. They need to make Joker just a Joker. Mm-hmm. Yeah, you know, they need to make one by who the Ritler. What's up ugly dude? They need they need to make one by the Ritler the Joe Jim Carrey. What's up J on the other ugly dude? You need to make one by Jim Carrey the Ritler But he they had him in it with other they had him the rose girl. Yeah, you see me Yeah, poison ivy. They don't do nothing original. They do all they put say they didn't want him back the Joker girlfriend You know, if you're a real Batman fan, you never gave a fuck about Joker girlfriend. She was a hoe. All right, man Don't call this lady. Oh She was a hoe, but don't do it's lady. That's his latest main lady, bro. Don't call her home, man She won't hold the Joker girlfriend She fell into the thing right and turn it to that look Fuck about that shit. Nobody never did don't nobody care about the Joker girl Check this out. I was nobody care about Joker girlfriend. I was talking about this She's not really like Robin like that, but it was a high Robin This is what I was talking about on Twitter. We I didn't I said some shit and Then I was like damn something like I got all these responses right people I forgot what the tweet was because I've been smoking the weed, but everybody kept me back and I'm like damn I didn't know I had so many biblical scholars Following me so many questions and I was like, what was Jesus brother's name and then they started sending me all this shit from Old testament somebody hit me. It's like, oh, I bet you didn't know Jesus had a wife. I was like, wait a minute. Hold on Wait, they said this is what I was told Mm-hmm. I was told that Jesus had a wife, but she was like a prostitute a whole And then he married but then he washed her sins away first So I was like that make all the sense in the world He married a whole bill. It's like he Jesus. He can just erase that shit And make a clean again, right make a brand new right Ain't that fucking amazing? But a whole new glow on it for a whole new pie. It's all going to go One swoop. She ain't got a whole glow back. Thank you Jesus That was beautiful niggas like, you know, I hit that no you did not that not that was That's refurbished right now. You hit that one. Hey, I did that with myself You better hit this But you ain't hit this That's the craziest thing though man. That's crazy. You think he did though? He had to because then I saw dude try to do it I ain't gonna say who dude was but I seen this dude Try to pull the same thing in real life. Oh, and then it was like damn That's why he felt like he could do that But they say you can't turn the whole to a house wife, but you can You can if you cold enough to forgive her for her sins. That's all it takes is a little forgiveness I think that that'll make the world go around but if you can't be dwelling on what she did before you got that you can't Could then you gonna be you gonna hurt yourself, right? You got to let it go Especially if you live in a glass house now, you can't be out here calling nobody a whole with you a whole And I don't know why to hold it can't just be happy together Why it feel like everybody got a surrender they hold this just be a whole just get this getting too deep No, I ain't cuz if to hold it can be together. Haha. It only makes a whole this Staple you ever had a whole phase in your life where you was just doing way too much Oh, I had to slow it down, but what made you slow it down because my homeless was starting to be my character Oh, it was leaking into your real life because when I walked a black they go a whole I said no no no So I had to walk it in in the disguise, you know, because we can't let the enemy know how we're trying to move So you're saying you had to walk in your home No, I had to walk out my home this and had to walk with my home this you see I couldn't walk with my bone You see I wasn't following the wholeness. I had to let the wholeness. I said hey wholeness I'm gonna need you to step to the side and walk with me because now I'm following you and you are not guiding me in the Right direction. Okay. You dig what I'm saying because I can't see You in the way right and because I'm just walking your foot. So let me ask you this brother Were you moving like this because you were unsettled? I was moving because I was following something I was Liking and loving what provoked you to this lifestyle. It was it was a feeling That I just sometimes can't When a girl get naked I say Were you ready with were you ready for the responsibility that comes with that life I was but I really wasn't because I wasn't walking in my right direction. Okay. I was walking in my wholeness I was allowing my wholeness to lead me where it thought that I needed to be But once I said wholeness, listen, I'm gonna need you to step to the side and walk with me speak on emptiness I don't really know too much about being empty because my wholeness didn't allow me to be empty. So you're saying your wholeness kept you fooled My wholeness kept me busy There was never no emptiness. So you can't speak on loneliness either Uh-oh all I got when I got alone my wholeness said I'll be right back Your wholeness took a break I think I made my wholeness got tired of being a wholeness So I had a millennial retired for a little minute But my wholeness definitely I had to tell my wholeness to walk with me instead of guiding my footsteps I feel you bro. Ain't that wrong? There were other people gotta do man. You gotta sometimes you can't you can't you can't allow your wholeness to control Like I literally let's have a discussion I literally had to stop like all this shit like my nigga. Do you think it's okay to save all? It's cool It's cool. If you if let me tell you something You know why I say it's cool to save a whole because You can always boss a bitch up Okay, so you could take it from a whole I could turn anybody can boss up. It's just a look. It's a glow. It's a look A bitch something you don't see you see a bitch who ever been depressed and down And then you just see she got a certain glow about he like that and be cute It's a confidence. You got to walk there walk. You got to talk there talk It ain't anybody who with me bitch. I'm going to boss you up to be like that. That's why one month will be walking You like this month. I got a whole lot of confidence now Oh, no, you can't overconfident me motherfucker. You feel I taught you what you know. That's how you feel You think what I'm saying you created monsters, but no no no no no you can't but that's why you got to tell them You got to walk with me. You have created or you could walk along. You have created a monster Didn't even know how to walk for you got that I mean but that comes with the game That's the part of the game that don't nobody tells you about, you know, like you don't follow the directions all the way When they be like one third a cup of water You be like, but then but then but then but then that's when you got to start letting them figure that on their own Yeah, you see what I'm saying like you got to this is what I say when you come in a fight I hate niggas who come in the fight not being prepared to get hit Everybody has a plan to they get pushed in the face, right? I come in the fight Willing to take your hardest hit motherfucker. I'm coming in there with that intention. Niggas hit me nigga. Come on What's gonna fuck you up is when I do one of these You're like I wasn't expecting this shit. You did what I'm saying. So I come in the game Prepared for all the hits. So when the girl do that, it's part of the other game You got to tell the young brother listen here. You're gonna teach you everything, you know Then she's gonna walk out with ally. She don't need no But that's part The situation you have to know what's going on. Do you know why? Because I taught you everything you know Not everything I know You have the confidence To walk out there with the knowledge that you think you got From me, but you ain't really got everything because you don't walk out part. It's like I know what you don't know and you don't know that you don't know it which makes me even more dangerous That's why you don't never Challenge motherfuckers with more experience Not saying never. I'm just saying you never know what comes with it And when people get hit with the upset Well, it's an upset. No, you just didn't know what that other motherfucker was capable of wisdom is a motherfucker I don't underestimate nobody wisdom coming small is the main shit, but knowledge, you know what to do with But what you say wisdom ain't shit, but knowledge, you know what to do with I like that But some people don't know what to do with it. But that's what I'm saying wisdom coming all shades and form it could be in some totally you and me attract your attention you like It's an energy about this motherfucker Something every time you speak every time something you motherfucker say something I'm just attracted to the actual knowledge that I'm gaining from all right speaking and what is your definition? That's the wisdom Smart everybody comes in smart. That's easy smart Everybody should know that now You have a different intellect A different everybody intellect skills is a little different like you might can pick up on Certain shit like science might be your favorite subject your intellect skill might be a little different than I am But man, I'll bust your ass Put me up against any variable that I break that shit down my intellect skill on math It's a little different. You see what I'm saying. So when it comes to smart, that's why I'm like this When I'm me see that's what I'm saying smart is just a combination of how much shit you can do correctly Because that's what people base somebody being smart off of like how many times can you be right? But think about what's smarted everybody really basically smart because you know right from wrong So you're smart, but see it's like even if you could have to be create critique somebody life You could be like, why the fuck you do that if you did it like this But it's like it's so many different ways to do that just make you opinionated You dig what I'm saying now everybody can have different perspective because that would make the world go right right You see what I'm saying, but when you say smart are you smart? You supposed to be smart nigga. You dig what I'm saying like nigga You smart if you wait if you ain't smart you're dumb and fuck and you know a dumb ass nigga You dig what I'm saying. So it's like What is he using? Every day, you know what I start doing every day. I'm like, I I start seeing myself I'm handling my bidding, but I'm like I'm smart enough to use my knowledge and what I know to carry me further So instead of me just doing the everyday typical thing. I'm like nigga. What do I know? What do I know how to do? What do who do I know? Let me use that to help You feel what I'm saying like I'm saying no all this shit But I ain't doing that with You see what I'm saying So it's like what type of intellect mind state are you on? That make that that that determine what level of smartness you want to be you feel me? That's why when I meet them all for I'll be like, what's happening? Okay, are you just sitting still or are you so you're saying? Yeah, if you're smart enough to do that that mean you did something right But everybody's right It's different What is right? What is right right? Come on somebody now. You did what is right? What is right? I don't know what right is right because everything that you think is right It's just based off what somebody else may or may not have told you what you may You whatever you say is right It just only makes you comfortable. Well, what is wrong? Is that just what we disagree on? Right? Right, so it has to be rocker. We don't disagree wrong Every time we're wrong No, but What you talking about? No, no They're wrong And when you do somebody wrong, they just want you they wanted shit to be right man. They don't do me right You see what I'm saying. Hey, they did me wrong. Did you wrong? Because why they ain't do you right? You see what I'm saying But everybody's different. That's why you have to be willing to compromise with somebody to understand They right still wrong, but I'm I'm gonna sit here and make them feel like they right is right Now if you're smart enough to sit right here and make somebody feel like they right is right But you still know that they right is wrong Okay, you see what I'm saying You just using the mind game to make them feel comfortable so you can continue to Do what you got to do which one was first right or wrong? You won't know unless experience teach you what is right or wrong Now I'm saying was wrong first or was right right was right First or was wrong first you won't know what's right until you do it wrong But what if the shit was wrong first and then you made it right? Then you already know what's wrong because now it's right But what if you didn't never know the shit was wrong until you got it right You just thinking you doing it right, but you would have used already doing it wrong But who's it wasn't wrong until it was right But if it don't if it ain't broke don't fix it so it might be right But you could keep doing the wrong shit long enough that it can become right to you And then your wrong Is just you're right right so somebody else can look at your wrong and be like that shit ain't right Right, but it's right because you ain't bothered nobody And you minding your bid And you standing your own little you know saying your own little space But see as long as you stand your space you ain't wrong because you got the right to do that But did the thing though a lot of people do some right shit to cover up some wrong shit But something had to be wrong first Like when you go to jail They'd be like you have the right to remain because you had to be wrong first now you got the right right You don't even know the right sometime until you do wrong I didn't know I couldn't do that But the credit part about it you are already in the right before they read you them right But see that's the thing about going outside. They just assumed that you know right from wrong But you already Are declared it on the defense from doing wrong because when they see you niggle you are wrong So that just goes to show you that motherfuckers naturally know right from wrong right They choose to say you're doing wrong before they say you're doing right But see if they tell you that you're doing wrong that means that you was fucking up No, you just sit there and and compromise when you know that you're right, but you have to uh You have to dictate the the conversation so you can take your ass home So if you someone outside and you saw some motherfuckers and they didn't look like they was from America And they was doing some shit you that you ain't never seen before you gonna be like, hey What the fuck y'all doing? Nope. I'm a hold my pistol mind my bend and walk Well, I'm saying if they did this shit around enough people some one of these concerned white people were like Hey, we don't do that in America. Let me show you And I figure out what they're gonna try to write the wrong after that white man say that shit Because I'm like, well, you should have mind this business White people don't never mind. They don't and that's why they be wrong. That's what they be wrong That's what this shit that showed me y'all got to mind y'all Bend it man. That's what I've been seeing white people don't never mind because they look at a like Being an american is like being a part of this team It's like team america. I don't know what the fuck. No, we are here trying to be free still They are really free though. We ain't That's why we live in a different life in a different fight every day They up here like we are america. Listen, we are here, but that's all we know and that's all we go figure See white people go here and shit. I'm like, dude, you are fucking free man. What do you mean? You can do whatever the fuck you want right, but nobody's making you stay here, bro And that is a fact because I definitely No, man, you I think hey man, you got you got this much you got more freedom than any black person that has been No, one thing about it. I don't hold that pass against of of same We can't do shit, but we can do way more than what we can do and throw it in their face But do it the right way. You see what I'm saying? That's what I'm saying. Use what you know Use what you're learning Bruh, you got to think about it, bro. It's time. We living in some old iPhone at time Let's take everybody right now and say pause pause life Let's take this shit back And say, okay, let's live in 1960. No, no, you don't want to live like you don't want to live in 1960 Well, you want to take it further? No, take it further. No, we want to go to the future Go to the future. I don't want to go to the past. No, cuz niggas got to appreciate what the fuck going on Don't and don't appreciate this shit. That's what no, I don't need to go back to No, I ain't talking about you. I'm talking about them. We appreciate the shit. That's why we go hard We need to go to the future. I ain't trying to go to the future, bro No, because that's gonna be the only thing that make to make niggas change because they already seen the past Niggas got to see it. They don't feel it. They didn't see every slave moving every civil rights You know what they say that ain't them Okay, that's how they feel bro If you got to understand, bro, it's more of us and more if if we was on some shit Bruh, that's just like me doing all this shit and then 60 years later niggas like wrong little fuck man What the fuck all of these young fly there? Somebody don't say it ain't even gonna take 60 years. It's cool But for you to feel like a nigga ain't Help the motherfuckers that's coming up behind me trying to make a way and and do that Some wrong with you brother And if you feel like nigga, you ain't always had a right to go vote niggas y'all niggas choosing not to vote That's exactly and the credit part about it. We still ain't got the right to vote right now. It's a it's a it's a it's a uh declaration Uh, it's a law. We got a sign for every 25 year that they just signed three years ago Or when when bush was just in they re-signed it niggas they for blacks to vote for every 25 niggas a law that The curve got to sit around like are we gonna let the blacks vote? And they all got to they all got to agree with it. You don't don't know look it up Keep playing uh Nigga nigga, I didn't get a hit boss. So your pussy ain't gonna vote, but see that's exactly what that's what I'm saying They have already For your stupid how to go vote Niggas have seen every one of them. That's why they got to see the future as opposed to see in the past Future nigga, you're gonna be a lot of niggas is Bro, they're gonna try to make us vanish Not the future the future of niggas show them exactly like yeah, look at that Man, this shit looked like yesterday. Exactly. She's gonna stay exactly the fucking same Keep doing what you've been doing. Keep believing everybody's lying. Don't vote. You're gonna look at this shit. Look at the future So look at your ass. This is you Better stay pray it up and keep working with your little dumb ass. Exactly. Yeah, I think it's Stupid, man. I'm gonna show a nigga 10 years from now. Look at you same fucking clothes on Still getting mad at the corona. He's gonna go 10 years in the future to the exact day. Look at that. You had this shit on yesterday Look at my cheeky. Look at you. Baggy clothes still mad at the corona. Hey, man, what my girl left? nigga, what a better nigga She went a better nigga. You a herna. You want to see her? All this bitch living in the future. She got a car with no wheels. She's really in the big flat Five kids about a nigga. Come on, man. They net it all in your girl Happy got a big ass house. Nice pretty ass grass Yep, and it's fake your ass still same nigga Still the same nigga. Let me tell you something. We powerful If we just stand on what we talk, bro, there's so many smart niggas like how you say I know so many smart niggas are just complacent like you you you got your intellect skills is a bug You know the number one thing I see around niggas though niggas don't have nothing to believe in Nothing to believe I'm talking about them in the most talented creative motherfuckers you've ever seen in your life They just don't and I hate that moment where you see or you feel where a nigga just didn't gave up Right when you have to ask a nigga. Hey, man, you That's the moment where I'll be like damn Nikolas, I'll hold any living for you. No, not even that just not even to that point where you just see a motherfucker give up Like damn you could have been right there And then they see the motherfuckers who was around when they was around But I know so many talented niggas like I know I could count on like I could count at least 20. I could say bro NBA player football player shot all right here Boom nigga, this whole team right here Nigga, that's why I'm so big on them kids and show them listen here, bro Keep going whatever you want to do Stay on it bro until until you get the way ever you think you're trying to get Man, they better stay better listening what you're saying because every day somebody hit me and be like hey, man I'm thinking about doing comedy give me some advice. I'm like, man I'm so need me deep in my mother fucking hustle. You think I want to hit this shit about somebody who want to do Man, you don't leave me to fuck alone You want to do comedy nigga, you don't you don't have no I'm supposed to inspire you Man get the fuck out of nigga want to be funny, man Inspired me to do comedy I say, bro This shit harder than what y'all think man that don't let that fall Not inspired to want to do it though Say yo Joe, I got a million and one things to worry about not some shit you want to do Because I couldn't just start DMing random people and just tell you bad with advice those guys Because I don't have the luxury to I couldn't just be scrolling on twitter one day and just find a goddamn Anybody and just DM them and be like, hey, man, I see you be washing cars. I always wanted to wash the car Give me some advice Nigga my nigga ain't gonna respect that but like you ain't never washed the car bro. No, I'm just thinking about it You got a car. Nope. Think about bad one You ever rode in the car one time when I was a little boy He might get some advice man. I see that you're out of time. I I I don't like You know how people go through phases a whole bunch of shit But I do give folks advice like in real life. You see me in person Like amen, you know, I think I mean, I'll tell you everything man. Stay pray it up. Stay working, bro Your life is your life. It's destined for whatever it's gonna be. It's gonna be I just say work hard But then I realized don't let me stop talking for no reason Motherfuckers ask you a million questions for some shit. They're not even gonna do like man. Just leave me alone I one thing. I you know what? I don't really be tripping. I just tell a nigga did the only thing Well, motherfucker be doing all the music Handle your business if you got a verse make sure you got 16 balls if you got 16 five balls I hear your music because I know how it is. But if you got a hundred And 32 bars Listen, I I know you put five songs together because they started sounding different after the first song Everybody know my name y'all been the girl insane. I ain't everything insane. Yeah insane. Hey, all right But I think I just said three songs, bro. You feel me like slow down Has 16 balls and I'm gonna hear you song, bro. Sometimes people can get overwhelming, bro I just heard of the girl 28 minute song of the day So this is a audiobook This is a book She has chapters even don't respect that shit these motherfuckers know I'm crazy. Yeah, you crazy You But it's just like nigga, I could I don't get to be able to run up on people playing and shit I won't see you when you like 60, bro. You're gonna be cranky Man, if you don't get the fuck way the fuck off my yard shoot that nigga. Shit. Hey, bro Let me tell you something. We got shot at we were kidding Listen, bro Listen, bro. Because this shit was funny here. We were walking in the man yard, bro And he was like my partner like a bra. We're gonna cut the d4 yard, but they be tripping. They be shooting at us I was like, bro, what the fuck are you trying to wait? No, no, no, you straight. You straight nigga So when we go to the back, yeah I had to get that screen. No, he's a What y'all doing about back? Yeah, my partner said Fuck you, bitch He said like I like I like I like I like I swear that was like 10 seconds left all year I'm like, I think you're crazy But that seems to be fun, right? Hey, man, you're ass is fucking We were rolling, right? I think you're crazy, man. This hey man resting piece to uncle roger mayweather. He's just passing away Yeah, man. All right, P man. That's crazy. What? What the fuck you just say Boy, you must not know shit about boxing. That was my favorite Roger mayweather Damn, man Shit crazy. That's why you just got to love your loved ones, man Make sure you tell them you love them you feel me. Oh, you said I'm beginning people advice this device do that shit Don't worry about a motherfucker. Just do that shit Do that shit a thousand times till you get that shit, right? Just do it Just like nike say just do it. It's it's easier to pitch the fucking plan when you got one Come on with the plan. Don't ask me to do the shit for you. That's all I'm saying, dude Motherfuckers been coming up with incomplete ideas and want me to do all the hard work and be like, hey Go do this go over here and don't work like that You got to go out there because your luck might be better than mine in some aspect It might be easier for you or it might be harder or you may have a plug that was stronger That the plug that I had at the phase that you are, you know, you never know because in the world In the matrix You never know you have to just go out and take your own chances and stop expecting people to live your life for you And try to Scoot you up to where you want to be Because you'll never be where you want to be until you put in the work in the diligence And what you're trying to pursue Like you can't be out here dicking around if you're gonna be serious about some shit Be all the way serious about it jump all the way into it study it See who was great at it before you who's in it now? Who's the number one motherfucker? Who's the number two? But who's the people that you know, who's the person that the people like because it don't matter What the fuck team you look at it's somebody on that team They got a fan base And nobody knows why just like this is the one crazy shit like the dude The the NBA player the white dude the red hat wasn't a Brian Scalabrini. His motherfucker was just He's just famous and people loved him just because he was just a fucking white dude We read that not just because of that they just loved they bought into the person that he was the character You know what I'm saying? It's like I have shit to do with on the court They just was glad to see they boy, you know the people's champ is basically what I'm saying So, yeah, you could be that So I don't know what to tell people when they ask me how to pursue their dreams because I don't know how Big day dreams are shit. I'm doing some I'm trying to figure out how to fuck to get A kangaroo and you asking me shit right now. Don't don't laugh at my I got dreams too Like I'm finished. Hey, man. How can I start on my dream? Man, I don't fucking know I don't have a kangaroo yet. I ain't did shit You asking me like I'm not getting up every day trying to figure out how to get this goddamn kangaroo And you asking me shit, man, let me fuck alone. Let me get back on my ground Figure out how to get this goddamn giraffe neck kangaroo Because I'm definitely gonna get me a monkey. I'm gonna get me some shit that niggas like man I'm gonna get one of them little small monkeys. That's gonna be my doll. Man. Me and my little monkey. Hey, man Hey, man, they go We do a little trick money Animals but I definitely want some shit. That's just you know, that's especially for me Like I'm I'm trying to find me like a coat that's gonna keep me warm with a soft inside After this coronavirus thing, I'm telling them I'm going to get that monkey Because I'm finna go monkey Stupid on I'll need some candy. My the whole that's gonna be the whole thing. They'll be like, what happened? Corona vibe. I got all your body scared. I'm gonna go What you gonna name No, man, no Hey, what you gonna do when your monkey run away, man? They were like, what's your name? Monkey ass here I'm like, call him like come on. I'll just be for the white people. Come on. See it ugly. No That's what you're gonna name the monkey UAB UAB Yeah Hey, that's gonna be my monkey night and I'm gonna need that for his uh his intro. He's gonna have a youtube Hey, man, what's your website? Hey, that's my monkey night. You're gonna be coming in That's what I'm gonna get one, bro. They gonna be DB brother motherfucking lit, bro Hey, I'm gonna tell you when I'm gonna fuck shit around boy. We're talking. What's your website to get some more DC young fly official Dot com What about you bro? Quick touching ish.com. You been going crazy with your shit, bro Motherfucker pool. I think somebody pulled up on me with your sweater Well, I seen your sweater out just about not that I look at that shit, man That's the people run Oh I hate people got ugly cries, but that's a bit people everybody ugly when they cry. No, no, no Like people who just can't help it. Like, you know, some people like get ugly before they cry, but Yeah, that's a different kind of cry when you ugly cry that mean you really gave a fuck You gave a fuck that time Hit the ugly crap shit. She was real I hate the ugly crap, bro Like your cry got to match your your your your look too. It got to be like Like you can't be there I'm like, oh no, you don't fuck the whole funeral It's a wrap, bro Y'all so stupid. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. Oh, that was hilarious. She's like, you don't love me no more Boy, I was like It was kind of cute, but it was ugly at the same time because I'm cheating about you don't love me no more She said, what girl I said You don't love me no more But you ain't crying for real when you can talk He don't love me. Tell you what made it believable because it was an ugly cry. That's what made you believe it was real Did he cry? Did Tyree cry? The only thing baby boy was missing that shit like in the beginning that shit should say based on a true story right A lot of baby boys out there. Oh, pucke and nigga be making things out of their heart Mama blood the mama buffering a choke chain You ain't telling peep about that shit. No, you ain't saying peep when it came out of the swung on whole way You hear me? You got a real gangsta at home boy. So that give you the validation to do sir. Shit. No Then you get jotting on by the little niggas That could have happened to any nigga I ain't gonna not sell it dresses. I ain't gonna knock you out a little homie because you got a heart I do want that little takeaway I'm just saying nigga hold your chin up Yeah Which one of these little niggas stole your bike joe joe? I didn't walk like that nigga ganged up on some little nigga with his partner. It was him He said he punched that nigga. You punch him like a bitch straight straight his ass up My head You ain't gonna tell me this little nigga face harder than your fist My head Then when the nigga started walking he started getting sad He started looking at the nigga like Hey, that was fucked up how they threw that scene in there You had to see a nigga getting his ass whooped just for you to remember you had a motherfucking son like damn He had a son. That's what made up. That was the plan back. He was ever I gotta go get my son Damn That woman made him think about his responsibility That's gonna get my You See, that's what I'm saying baby boy is so important to the community because it's not a movie. It's a thing piece There's so many scenarios in there that you're gonna face as a nigga out here in these streets I hear nigga Melvin look that nigga head he did He put that nigga in yo and licked his head that nigga Melvin said the nastiest shit in the world of that nigga If we just don't lock down I make you bend over for me. I'm like, what the fuck? Whoa, nigga, you are not that upset He was that bad, bro He wasn't that fucking mad Then he choked the nigga out and let him go and look right at him and said He wants some from the stove. I was like that nigga is evil. That is some evil shit Then when he walked in the kitchen and this nigga was naked and that nigga turned around and said He wants some breakfast like what the fuck no, nigga And he was done like this And he could be a hell in that rocker like this You know what? Me and your mama used to be there He's trying to figure him out dancing and telling you how he fucking your mama. That's disrespect. He had every right to hate Melvin See man, fuck baby boy. Turn this shit off. We have seen that movie entirely too many times We're gonna throw some shit like that in the 85 South from move It's just gonna be little scenes that is gonna add up until a bullshit move if you watch them and put them together You know what? Can't wait for our roach motel How did you see the roach motel one that dropped today the roach clip dropped today? Yeah I didn't see shit. You ain't paying attention, man. I ain't seen me shit. You gotta see this shit. Where have you been? Oh, no Why your camera's a dog? You're still a dog. What camera? What you talking about you can see this Oh That's the one There you go Hey, man Hey my dog That is that boost it is important to the community Bruh, I'm so glad he got uh, he got on instagram. That's just so entertaining to me It's like every other day. He drops some shit That's nigga. This shit got getting me through the coronaviruses right here When the niggas getting the haircut and that niggas push it push it live so live I'll give you a thousand out nigga. That is enough laughter to keep me going for the next couple weeks Every time the nigga get on there, it's fucking magic Man, books are real nigga, man. Yeah, everybody want to see that side. Anyway, everybody know he a gangster, right? But nigga want to see like man, did everybody know he a family man? You feel the nigga, you know what's going on, man Everybody know he a good nigga. We want to see that side of boost and it's still gangster. He being a Rihanna gonna love me I'm sorry ASL because I fought with ASL that my little nigga, but I know if she back on the market Rihanna, you better come find me Man that nigga You better come find me Say like a Old big mama that nigga really just be using instagram to talk to everybody that nigga get on there and just say Wow, all my baby mama's moving to Atlanta I'm a double the child support. I've been like this nigga serious. He's crazy. They said that he ain't he ain't call one of his baby mama Yeah, he did he did they had a big thing Bro instagram is very entertaining, you know ever since all the clubs and shit been shut down a lot of people been going live For a lot of people What do you want to see right now? I don't know I want to see what you're doing right now I'm doing what the fuck i'm doing I let you know when i'm out in the mouth. Some people want to see that shit I ain't got time for that. I got real life, man. I'm at the house, man I'm at the house chilling man with my people man, which I don't know Here you go It's cute We talking man, you about to smoke off You did The bubbles man, I can't find what I'm all for to say We want to smoke off Keep trying to get that shit right and then give me a big and I don't want you putting that in it, man They give me the fucking car, man You keep trying to fix it up then say I'm putting for another moment and when I get in 10 and I got some music Can I buy a car, please I don't want the music other scroters How many you got three bubbles for Not the other one. I don't really count the other one one gone. That's so one Not not the brown one. We're gonna count that one like that That's a 96 instead of 98 What? The brown remember The uh That one ain't a a bubble. It's a uh What's the other one It ain't a caprice Is it a caprice? Yeah, that's it. It's a caprice. I'm talking about the impala. I got four impalas Ain't one caprice. I ain't talking about a caprice. I'm talking about the impala I had five but I sold one I'm gonna want them impala, man. I can't find one I can't find one. I can't find now That's gonna be my last one. I'm chill You know, I got the punny egg. You know, I got the punny egg. How much you want to spend That will wrap. I know what it is What you mean? How much I want to spend for one that's like on Craigslist? I ain't what I'm saying. You still got a set of budget Accurately, but That shit varies from what you want to do You want to spend $15,000 on the car. I ain't doing that shit. I didn't do that. I didn't do that for my Corvette, man. I ain't doing that shit no more That was it. That was a classic. You know what I mean? I'm I'm I'm a and I'm a fuck with that one just on some And a cream popper, I should have held out because it was another one on the market that was so clean What would I look $15,000? Yes, most You be pushing in cars That's what I'm saying. What the $15,000 20 Wow Nigga made money with me. I want to take everything we make it. Oh, I know what you're getting You think I'm gonna sell a car for $20,000 on this motherfucker? This car is clearly $75,000 That's fucked up, bruh, they only made them in 96. I know That's one but then I got my culling that motherfucker so clean. Nah, man, I wouldn't do you like that, man You know, I'm gonna stay and do something to the culling though. I don't know what I want to do to it though Well, I ain't really with the beat because you know, I got a heart nervous. I ain't trying to round around that Shit, I ain't with that Oh, yeah And I'm an old nigga. So I don't really seem to care about that lie that I don't want people to know I'm coming I hate that here nigga before you hear nigga before you see him You see this the thing about the Chevy? What yeah, man, stop why you slow down, man, we heard you come to fuck up the street You know why it's always hard for me to sell cars because when I buy them I always never I know It ain't I get attached to them. I just always think I'm buying some shit. Don't nobody else wants. So if you like me I'm not even gonna lie that motherfucker Mustang you got boy the old one the green black one Oh, yeah, no, that's not a much thing. That is a Camaro That bitch heart that's probably my one of my favorite cars. I ain't gonna lie Okay, he's off the chain. Okay. I'm going to get originally you put I'm actually going to pick my firebird up tomorrow Really? No, that that that that one that Camaro probably like the latest cleanest Classic right the 69 that won't put is it a season now that Camaro the black one Is the only I got a 69 there's orange and black No, the black one they got the red they got it got some reading not interior, but it got read on the black one The black Camaro you said it was a Camaro. Oh the convertible. Yes. Oh the old one. Yes that motherfucker is Hey one that motherfucker lit He tripped. Oh, I didn't change. He got so many cars. He like all the one. I didn't know the one you That I pulled up No Who'll see him like that? Yeah, I supposed to pick that one up friday. I had a few little changes done to it Yeah, the green one probably the moment the 85 south probably the most latest like show car you probably got Yeah, I have made a few little changes today I ain't resurfaced it yet because that peanut butter that peanut butter the interior was I said he didn't even get custom No niggas don't go custom. Niggas went full custom though. Niggas went full custom All right. Niggas went custom. See niggas don't know you do them car though They're gonna see some shit here in a minute I got some things on up my sleeve. Right. I got a few things that I've been pitching I had to move a few things around to get them like I needed them Right. Chad be laughing, you know, nigga be bullshit when it comes to these cars, man I don't fuck around Chad bought him a speed racer In the year in the year wanted a speed racer always wanted a stick shift 88. I'm like, isn't it yet? Fuck wrong with him Speed racer. I see a hard ahead. I can't even I'm like, this is my last time riding with you You like, I love this car I'm like, isn't it crazy, bro That's how you drive, nigga Always wanted this car You know driving stick I fucked around I fucked around. I don't like them. They cool. They all they nice. I always got the feel like I'm driving them, but I ain't really Uh-uh, her shit is a breeze. It is but I don't fucked up a clutch before Yeah, that's probably one of the ones we're smelling Once you had that real that first official jerk and you hear that motherfucker say Yeah, you'd have missed the whole gear when that happened But I was doing that shit too many times And when you were in traffic, you got to restart the car. Put that motherfucker in duty. Oh, it's definitely gonna cut off Whole car cutting off. You didn't came off the clutch You know how embarrassing that is you got to keep telling people Yeah Oh man, that's what happened to me I was on a steep ass here when I first started, uh, learning how to drive that bitch Whole bunch of cars behind me that bitch cut off. I missed the light bulb one time on the second sound The light came through I let that bitch go and I burned out all the way up there All the way up the goddamn Once I got the hang of it. It was cool. I just ain't like stopping that red lights Can I mean I got to start all the way back up? I'm like, all right, I got the D Downshift Your car your car did a little jake when it started out like See what I'm saying, you don't have to downshift But I'm always down at first gear by that time. I don't know if I'm in first or not If I get it first, I'm gonna fuck with that Now I gotta tell you people to go around for one more time That's cuz you're coming off the clutch too fast if you hit the clutch faster than you hit the gas is gonna cut off every time Like I just want to I see everybody else Yeah, because they actually know how to drive I'm doing exactly what they do. No, you just think you just going through the motion. You ain't seeing what they're doing Fucking asshole. Yeah, I fucked that whole cove. I said, it's a wrap I don't like all that jerky shit either Why would it be jerking if you know? When you downshift, he'd be like And then when you When your car ain't really all the way fully equipped when you got it from credit, it's gonna jerk anyway Who you been riding with bro? That's who I'm buying my cars from Fuckin' who know how to drive a stick it ain't no goddamn jerking That motherfucker right there like a normal ain't no jerking On the downshift if you do downshifting and you know, you might you may or may not stop you just go to second and Pop that bitch I don't have time to teach you I'm not a ride dirt bike. There you go. I'm trying to change gears on dirt bike Go up down four one down five one down. What's happening? What you want to do? That's the same thing though? No, it ain't I'm good with my toes. I know how to kick them off You know how to lift you so you know how to lift you big toe I got a special touch on it You see what I'm saying special touch on it But I want to give my motorcycle a lot some bad here. They man do it Nothing. It ain't nothing to it, but to do it Time is right now. Yeah. Yeah. We got time to do a bunch of shit We got time to do a lot of shit. I give my motorcycle, but you know motorcycle's gonna call shit I'm gonna give my motorcycle Go get you a nice one for like about 35 I got one get some motorcycle No, I got a motorcycle I don't want to do myself like that because I end up getting on the bike and Without the motorcycle and that's what a lot of them niggas do. They like You got a motorcycle license. I think I got a travel license. I can drag We're gonna pull over on the motorcycle Me motherfucker, what the fuck are you talking about? What the fuck are you running away from every police with your stupid ass? Fuck those people can rat the fuck out of me man I love motorcycle, bro I seen a nigga bobbing the weave through traffic on the motorcycle and that she was crazy, bro And he had to feel maybe like a mile ahead of her maybe two mile I just seen that thing. I don't a nigga will live a nigga will live him, bro He was living on the side of the railway and I was like, look at that nigga, bro He was just weaving through for when I was like, bro, you gotta be danged two miles ahead of nigga living To hit bike and you bite all the way up there And you know the crazy part The other morning I was up late watching videos of people You know how they had like people in in traffic being asshole, right? And they had like, you know, how you just watch a series of videos They had these videos of people like cutting people on motorcycles off just being dickheads Really? And the crap about that same shit had actually in in london like right there on Right by the underground. You don't need no motorcycle like you can get to eat electric scooter And ride them off. It looked like a bike, but this is oh when the summer hit. I'm getting me one of them. Got them Try to come on folk. Here. Yeah, you seen like 99 a month. Yes, sir. They're gonna buy me one flat out I gotta see what that shit here. No, what's that shit? You can ride a spider or some shit like you can drive. I'm getting me one of them Can am I'm on it That should be lit Me and your auntie with the long titties gonna be on that Ah, she gonna keep pulling them long motherfuckers up every time monster She's gonna be around my waist and every time I hit the motherfucker. She's gonna lean back We're gonna be sitting at the light. She's gonna pull them long motherfuckers up. Then I'm gonna pull off They're gonna drop again. We ride all motherfucking summer And your auntie with them slingshot titties we going to birmingham We're going to all the places all the black women like to go Knoxville Chattanooga on the spider Nashville, man, we're gonna ride all the way over to goddamn Columbia, South Carolina and go to a cook at oh her family Them house. What about if it rain? You know, that motherfucker ain't got no good Fuck Yeah, we know that ain't got no cover. They got no room. Yeah, we're gonna go early in the morning. All right. Yeah Things are gonna be a number when y'all be smell like outside Can't go no inside event y'all smell like outside We're gonna ride down her home girl house and stock breed. We ride me and your auntie with some slingshot titties You can't have her on no lashes. No, we're deploying them off She got to get the ones that get her put in by the professional I like I like the thought of the car, baby Oh, we need to get on the inside Now, you know, she's gonna have some of them big ass shades from the beauty supply store It hilarious, man. Yeah, man. I like them chicks who built for anything ready for everything We want to go anywhere. Fuck you mean don't care how we get there. Put on some sweatpants right now. Let's ride She ready. Put your hand up on the tail. Let it ride. Mm-hmm. I love them. Put your hand up on the tail, bitch What did you just put your hand up on? I like the ones who just have enough to have a ponytail them the ones I like Damn just enough. Yes. Yeah, long as she got some ponytail I like I like for them to have a have to get in the ponytail But then the side had on reach so it kind of like fold. I live it I like that. Oh, that just made me appreciate it And the fold down right on the little fold down And the like And the hood she got in the fold down Like I like the little fold down The ones who cut the hair off and that is Oh, she fought up when she was little Stupid a little cut your head No, you got a little fold down. That's just it ain't never grew right Get a little fold down She always got the bobby pin that part A little bit. We got you got a ponytail. He's got one bobby pin. Uh-oh. Oh, you know what that means There's a little fold down right there Got a little fold down. Welcome back to another edition of the 85 South Shore corona special Hope we entertained you motherfuckers doing the sickness name man In the closing remarks, you would like to leave Oh You ready to go Coronavirus is real. Y'all think I've been entertained. I'm going to the crib do some social distancing. Oh, no, man You know, they know what's going on make sure y'all go Make sure y'all go get there 24 hours man out right now screen Why you in the house go fuck on some you dig on I'm saying go Man what It's good for playing music if you just want to waste some time Play that song and goddamn and go ahead and suck on some titties. Yeah, here's some good fingering music No, you know It's grown for anybody gotta try to be if you do that shit, you know some pussy Clip rubbing me Okay, if I'm playing with the people if I'm figuring just be Best believe I'm planning on putting my mouth on it. Damn if I put my fight going on, I'm putting my mouth on it. Okay Yeah, that's ambition right there That's ambition. I just realized y'all niggas swap Y'all niggas smooth. How did y'all do that stuff on? Y'all niggas swap man. I didn't even know it As I was looking at him like he'd be in a hotel. Yeah. Yeah, he agreed That's because you have oh, how I fuck. All right, man. Well, look Tell these people what we got coming up. Hey, man. We got more shows coming up We're going under the net. We got more trap The more trap episodes coming soon Hey, man, we're about to go tomorrow I already got Joe working on it. He about to go in the vault and see what will we ain't dropped out the trap, man He going in the vault and redrops them. Shit. They won't know shit My fuckers be cabin. They swear they seen it Fuck around and be like pizbear one more time, but he fold it pizbear again Somebody keep reposting all that shit Somebody better Yeah, somebody it's a whole nother account. They just repost that shit. Really. Thank you made a whole eight hour compilation of this show Really? Hell, yeah, I mean you got nothing to do Nope, I'll have a video more time than we do That'll be a first video now you do For us then we do How long did it take to upload the eight and a half hour video? I ran craper, but how how long did you have to hit my stupid ass do all that? Yeah, seven and a half Someone's being ripped down stars Stop DC that is fucked up. We are going to attack left and right hate groups We talking about ourselves though. I know man. I want to hear that shit man smoke this Wow DC young flyer, tell us how you really feel about the big R I'm like, I was talking about myself. Fuck you fight They ain't gonna fight I come from that era shut up fight Nope Just didn't fight niggas shut up They'd rather have a war of words bad. Didn't want niggas settle shut up and fight Hey, make sure you keep playing it Don't be out here licking on those strange privates that you haven't already been licking on Can't don't get hey, don't be out here getting hit from nobody new right now Basically what i'm saying stick to the rivers and the lakes they're used to She really it ain't the time to be fucking on somebody new My fucking gonna take me when i'm gonna see you bitch if we live Can we make it through this i'm not about to give you my last days It might be yeah, I don't know what tomorrow may hold They telling us not to be in groups of nine or more and shit Every day I wake up Don't count these folks We just made it. We hit the limit right now. We can be shut down any moment. Sorry CDC sorry Coronavirus is in the building We don't know what the fuck tomorrow may be but this shit day to day like a motherfucker They say anybody who ain't got cable you can't get coronavirus. Shit. It comes through the tv. Shut the fuck up, man No, it's a social media is spreading the coronavirus. They said the news is if you ain't got game There's so many places that no shit could have came from it could have came from their papas shit I think tiktok has something to do with I put they put a corona in the chicken right Man put it in the chair. Harder wise. He ain't go to jail. Everybody's sick now. Get the fuck out of here Come on, man. Come on. Come on. I think that guy said 25 23 that fuck Yeah All right, did you see this motherfucker when he was going to court to get sent it Nigga went to court that morning. Nigga had to walk. They told him he'd get 23 years that nigga walked that man Fuck that walk That's any time may the next stand up Fuck that Fuck that that nigga. No, he he only got halved in time. He was supposed to get that nigga touched there I remember when the allegations first started coming out that nigga didn't even deny shit until The black girl said that she He tried to get her to give him a massage or some shit. Lupita. Nyong'o That lady's that was her name. Lupita Lupita Ain't that her name Lupita not how you pronounce it Lupita Lupita the one from cut it. So I mean Oh, oh, yeah, so yeah black When she came out and said some harbor when I seen allegation that's when he came out and was like, hey, hold on wait I didn't do all this shit in a moment When the white ladies were saying that he just let it wrap when the black girl came out You're like, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. Wait a minute. But that so the black girl named Lupita. Yeah The one from goddamn 12 years of sleep Oh See, I don't be paying attention to people shit like like I mind my fucking bit white people This is a part example. I mind my fucking being in bro. I don't know what's going on. I just be thinking I just assume sometimes. No I'm not my business All right, what I know he was a pedophile, but I ain't no I want to figure out who the women was like, let me go see the women No, he was all women who famous already for most of them. God damn He was doing dirty shit to make him, you know, so he could put Oh You want to get in this movie come play with my balls laid on in my hotel And he was yeah, that's the type of shit he was on so that's why he gone He's the last of the sleazy hollywood producers. Oh, yeah, we got to get them type of niggas up out of that Because you shouldn't have got to protect our queens at all time. Yeah, you shouldn't have to suck nobody dick to work At all at all not unless you want to Yeah, you should have the freedom and choice. Right. You dig what I'm saying. Don't give them fault. That's part of the job Yeah, yeah, don't yeah Well, you qualify, but uh, you know Like god damn, I ain't even know that way. That's a five print my thing. All right. Come on in the back. You really want You know what I mean? That's real sleep. That's some old bliss ass sucker. Shit. So make sure we protect that queen It's abusive power and those are the type of creeps that we don't want All right, the old type of niggas we beat up Fuck up orders of cousins and shit around One thing about us, man, we're really on the up and up We don't walk up on niggas. Hit his ass up on the chin eight times. How you gonna do it? Who that here right that guy? That's a goddamn joke. All right, man You're sending me in love 85 South show traffic. I already know what time it is man. She brought DC on fly, man You did get high. Everything is okay. Stay prayed up. Everybody man. Listen here. Once again, man We love y'all man. Peace. Love. Bless us to everyone 85 South show. We love y'all Yo, give me somebody got them food, man. Oh my leg. My leg. My leg. You wanted some shit? Oh my boy, you know, that's a bad part the cinnamon stick. They be sleeping on them, bitch That ain't me. Men. They be talking so much shit. I'm like, bro. All right, shut up Cinnamon sticks off the church Cinnamon sticks off the chain Damn Hey, bro, white covers are so funny now because I can't shit. I guess we're over Maybe thinking she's funny in here. Let me get stupid in here You haven't been walking down the block He was walking. I was like, wow White people, it's hilarious, bro They find a shit funny, bro That's the nigga that was jacking out before He was running before that Yeah Well, he did he announced it though he was masturbate he was like y'all i'm about to masturbate and didn't nobody leave