 Wandsworth was dangerous them days as well. You get the shit kicked out of you. What it is now in Wandsworth was nothing back then with the old lot and the old mentality of the screws. But so I've worked out a plan because when you apply, you've got to make an application to see the probation officer and that can take a week or two. So I'm thinking no way, I'll be on the ferry by then. So I've gone on the art exercise where you're all round in single file your blue jackets on them days. Come back to the wing, I said, nah, she's in today. So when they were banging up everyone cause you have to get banged up in Wandsworth them days. No one's left out apart from cleaners and whatnot. But I've disappeared onto the ones, sat on the toilet with my feet up, with my head down so the bits covering my thing like that. So they've looked over, you always know they're not gonna look over, they're looking for the feet and whatever one of the institutional tricks, James. And then I've gone upstairs, I'll see the line was that way. The probation rooms that way. So they're not facing the door. They're all in the queue waiting to be asked to go in. So what I did was push right to the front of the queue to get chatting to her. And without looking in, I opened the door. When I opened the door, there was a man, a foreign looking man with an article in his hand with his hand round her throat and walking backwards like he was coming around the table to come out of whatever he was gonna do. I didn't have time to think and he was bigger than me. At that time, I weren't that strong as I am now. So I didn't know, the only thing I could do, again, a female, I've gone running in there. So I ended up getting a little small scratch, nothing much, but we ended up rolling over the table. She run out the room and pressed the bell. Never seen as many screws as this in my whole life, James. About a hundred. All the whole wing was covered in uniforms, right? Come, I somehow end up on top of him by luck. So I don't know how that happened, but I was lucky. So I was on top of him, so they pulled me off him. So they pulled me in the corner, got him in the corner. They're talking to the woman, the lady. And she's trying to say, but obviously she's in shock, she can't talk properly. So they've wrapped him up, right? So then they're coming for me in. Oh. They think you're a part of that. So they're bending up, I go, God, no, it ain't me, I ain't done nothing. He's gone, yeah, put your head down, you know what I mean? Bend my wrist, put my head down. But as I'm walking past, I can see the lady's legs. And you know, sad, she had tears in her eyes. So sad, James. And she comes and said to Mr Baker, he's dead now. He used to, he was a proper bad one, but I rated him though as a screw. We used to come in and search you on his own in ones with the old days. He's to come through the door and he's on everybody freeze. He had that, that, that energy that made people scared. I've never seen a bunch of serious convicts run from a screw, but he's there talking to her. And then he's looking at me. I'm saying, hold on, so I'm standing up now. And then she's coming. And then he's gone, right, hold on, let him go. And then brought me around. And he goes, oh, he goes, you're my hero, yummy. He goes, I'll get you. Oh, no, no, no, no. I don't involve my name in anything. I'm par about the comebacks. You know, I looked at her, went upstairs and then he gave me a job on the hot plate. And he said, you're everyone that went past. See, I got slagged off for that back then because they said that, you know, I got him. I stopped to do it. They start to grasp me off for that. But, but James, you know, that woman could have been killed or raped or something. But that thing, a lot of memories back from your mom being beaten up by getting stuff. Funny that when it affects, it doesn't do that to me even now. I don't like seeing a lady cry. It does my head in, James. But she, so he's bought me on the hot plate. He said, you get an extra fish today. I thought, oh yeah. Downsview were just open. And it was a male's prison. And he goes, right. Mr. Turner, they used to call him Mr. Angry. In the mornings when the bell used to go, he used to go, I'll lock the bastards. Proper, proper different in the old days, James. I've gone to Downsview. Doing a three and a half year stretch. Gone to Downsview. Doing a three and a half year stretch. And with about nine months left, two geese in a suit came with a certificate with the writing on it called Royal Warrant. And my mom gave it to my mom. She stuck it on the wall. And I got 275 days back off my EDR, earliest date of release. Not parole, right? Because I've never ever got parole of any sentence.