 It's so stupid. It's positively brilliant. It's brilliant. It's positive. It's positive. It's positive. It's positive. It's positive. Yep, shawlamain the god. Andrew Schultz. We are the brilliant idiots podcast. Back for another week. Waxes here. And today's show is brought to you by FreezePipe. Okay, the worst part about smoking weed is actually smoking it. The smoke comes out hot. It causes coughing exorcisms. And we all know the only thing that beats fire is ice. Introducing FreezePipe. Makers of a unique line of freezable pipes, bubblers, bongs, dabbrings, and more. If you can smoke from it, FreezePipe makes it. When smoke passes through these frozen glycerin chambers, it's instantly cooled by hundreds of degrees for a bigger, smoother hit. Pop one of those glycerin chambers in the freezer for one hour and the results will change how you smoke. It's like putting ice in your bong and it's made baseball in the 90s and bought supplements off Jose Canseco. 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It's supposed to be my go but you know that I'm not going to read. So you used to get mad if people used to read at you? Laugh at you because you couldn't read good out loud? No, I'm just saying I didn't want to do it. So you already know what time it is. You know if you're sitting next to wax. Just take over. What's a book you read out loud that you remember? I can't even tell you nothing at all. I remember drawing a bunch of pictures. Whatever I had, I had a problem. You was drawing? You nut ass nigga. I used to just draw on it. If I see a person's face, I just draw on it. I make mustaches on every fucking book that I have. What they got to do with reading out loud? You would just get a book and write about it. Yes. Put that mic in his mouth, Andrew. There you go. Put that mic next to his lips. I thought I did it. You know what I wanted to do, bro. You're psychic. I couldn't even pause it. He was like, yeah, he welcomes it. Welcome that freeze pipe in his mouth. Your throat and lungs will tank. Thank you for it. Shout out to everybody else not afraid to read out loud, man. Let's get to it. I sure used to be terrifying, bro. I used to look forward to it. Of course you did. Here's the thing, you never read out loud for practice outside of in school. When you learn how to read, you read at home and you read in your head. So the first time you're reading out loud is in front of people. And talking in front of people already is nerve wracking. What is it? Public speaking is the greatest fear that people have more than death, I think. So imagine doing it and you've never done it before. And then once you fuck up once, it's cool. Yo, there was one time when I was reading. I didn't know you got that fact from that the fear of public speaking is greater than death. Jerry Seinfeld had a joke about it. He's like, that means if you were at a funeral, you'd rather be in the one in the casket than the one given the eulogy? Nah, hell no. All you got to do is faint cry and faint. As soon as you start getting nervous, like, I can't even talk. There's too much. People will come cover you. People will come up to you and hug you and shit and be like, take them off, he's good. That's funny. You got to do it next time you're reading out loud and you start fucking up words. That's it, faint. And you forget your lines or something like that. I flipped my teacher's desk over because on spelling bee, they had to do a baseball spelling bee and I did it three times wrong, so of course I spelt it wrong. I was supposed to go sit down. What was the word? I forgot what it was, probably dog. Something easy. You felt a dog wrong? DAWG. Probably something easy. Okay, so it's just dog backwards. I get it, I just learned that. So you're supposed to go sit down because three strikes you out. She's going to say no, spell it again. So I spelled it wrong again. You spelled dog wrong? Whatever, it was something easy. What grade were you in? I was in fifth grade. Big ass dumb ass fifth grade. I wasn't supposed to... I wasn't supposed to be in that class. All my classes, I was supposed to be over there doing puzzles and learning how to do ping-pong and shit. Her ass, I'd be up in there and keep on doing the spelling bee. So the third time she was like, no, that's wrong again. I'm like, y'all know it's wrong. And I heard the girls over there laughing at me. I'm like, man, fuck this. She's like, go sit down. No, no, she said spell it again. That's how I'm going to get my sister to come fuck you up. And I went over there and flipped the desk over. That is a big issue for you if the girls are laughing. Yeah. He do not like when girls laugh. If you're telling some jokes, wax is cool with the jokes. But if there's too many girls laughing, he can't take it. It was all cool and we all laughing about each other. Fuck you. Why is that? You're supposed to be on that side, you're supposed to be on that side. You ever have your girl laugh at you when someone does a joke? I don't know, that's a good question. I'm making fun of you and then your girl is supposed to be on your side laughing. And you're just like, hey, hey, hey. I'm sure of it. I'm sure. Because I mean, look at my friends though. You know what I mean? Even wax, everybody's a clown. Everybody's a jokester. Friends is different because that's the crew. But if it's an outsider, like if a waiter cracks a joke or something like that. If she over here crying, cracking up. I don't think I've ever had that, I don't know. You're supposed to be like, what the fuck you talking to? Remember the dude was roasting me, trying to roast me on the show? I looked at Carla, Carla looked at me like, they'll get this one. That's how I beat you to fuck up. What the fuck you talking to? You're the type of person I got to keep going in on. You're a comedian's dream, you can't do that, man. I'm going to get you. Why? I like to laugh but I can't crack. I'm not the guy to crack. My wife don't really laugh at that. I'm thinking about the time we was... She's a good laugh her though. I remember we was in South Africa and Dave Chappelle said that shit, she ain't laugh. We was in South Africa and Dave Chappelle got on the mic and he was like, shout out to Charlemagne in here. On his birth certificate, nobody knew if he was a man or a woman. You don't remember that? No. I forgot how you worded it. It was right when he was doing the other shit and everything. No, you see the other shit, that's what I remember. That's fucking hilarious. We was over there just crying. And Dave got on the microphone and Dave said, shout out to Usher. Just walking around here acting like everything's normal. Everything's okay. Like everything's okay. Dave is stupid, man. What happened with the born a guy or girl? I don't know what he was trying to say. He said somebody's a birth certificate and he was born. People didn't know whether to mark boy or girl on his birth certificate. I don't know. Why? I don't know. I lost that one. Because your name? I don't remember. Everybody was drunk high having a good time. It was South Africa, man. I don't remember what it was. Maybe that's why she didn't laugh. Maybe she didn't find it funny. She wasn't funny. She was dying to laugh at you. She was like, bring it. I can't wait to laugh at this motherfucker. He just started the riff. No. Have you seen the special? Yeah, I did. Really? I'm definitely watching. The last joke is a story. About Daphne? Yeah, I think he's the best storyteller I've ever seen. I don't think. I know he's the best storyteller I've ever seen. But for a generation? Of all generations, like... Richard was a beast. Yeah, he was. He was a beast. But for me, the skill level and what he was doing and using comedy as a tool to push the story forward. It was masterful, man. It was truly masterful. The story. We can go and debate about the special, the backlash and this kind of stuff. I liked the Daphne story. Did you saw it or didn't you see it? I heard that part. The Daphne part. The story about Daphne is interesting because it's like comedians' intentions are not to be malicious. So if you're telling a joke and it's comedy and people are laughing what happens a lot of times in these cases the people who are outraged and offended and listen, you can't tell people what to be offended by. So they have every right to be offended. But usually those people who are offended, they're approaching a situation with anger. And being that they're approaching a situation with anger, they're actually wanting something bad that happened to this person. So I was just sitting back thinking like, damn, Dave said what he said the intent wasn't malicious. The community responded the way that it responded. Then when Daphne stepped up to defend Dave, they took that hurt that they were feeling and projecting on Dave and what if that hurt contributed to her committing suicide. So I haven't heard that conversation happen yet. I wonder how people who may have contributed to her being pushed over the ledge. What did they say? What did they say about the cyberbullying? Because Dave's intention, even if it did offend even if it did hurt you, that wasn't his intention. If your intention is that of anger and hurt, man it's kind of like that's not productive. How do we get to a better place of understanding with each other? If you're upset about what Dave said and by the way, you got every right to be. I can't never tell somebody how to be offended. How do we get to a better place of understanding when we're actually having conversation instead of things turning into what can be considered bullying? I'm with you 100% and I'm all for comedians doing whatever joke. I think the biggest fundamental difference here is that neither side understands what the other side is doing. Again, I've told trans jokes before I think you should be able to tell whatever fucking jokes you want. Dave at least from the special doesn't seem to understand what trans people define transphobia as. Trans people define transphobia as not believing that they're real or telling the truth. If you say that they're only two genders they go, well that's transphobic you must hate me because you're saying I don't exist. That's a bit much though. That's a lack of understanding. I'm not transphobic because it's lack of understanding. That's the thing. I think a lot of people feel like Dave the average person goes, I don't hate you, I don't want to kill you I want you to have equal rights I want you to do whatever and be able to exist in the world but I don't exactly believe that there's more than two genders and they think that that's not being racist or that's not being transphobic and they think that is being transphobic so they just disagree on the definition of transphobia so here Dave is going how can I be transphobic I got a trans friend as a black dude I'm surprised he went with that excuse me oh I got a white friend I can't be racist I got a black guy maybe that was the point maybe it was a joke so I think the trans people out here listen we define transphobia as your description and Dave which I think most of us agree with or feel the same way Dave is going I don't hate you I want you to have a great life I want you to live and I want you to feel all the freedoms of America I just disagree with you fundamentally on some trans things that's how they define transphobia that's not how I guess everybody else would so all these people watching are like yeah I agree with Dave I think that sounds good I think that these people should enjoy life and have their freedoms and the trans community is like no bro that's the exact thing that we're fighting against I wonder if Dave feels like and I haven't spoke to Dave so I don't know I wonder if he feels like it's not that he's pushing back against what trans is or what trans is defined as I wonder if he thinks he's pushing back against intellectual dishonesty ooh talk to me like just the fact that you know like you said people say oh it's two genders you know somebody who identifies as whatever it is they identify as is saying hey no I am this you know what I mean and it's like hey you know in his mind he's like you're not though so I wonder if he's pushing back against intellectual what he considers intellectual dishonesty I think that's what he believes probably but sometimes we create our beliefs off of our feelings like the feeling comes first and then we justify it you know so think about how hard it is to get people to admit that they're anxious or depressed think about like how many years it took us to get to the point where we can even acknowledge we have feelings inside I just have my mental health exposed Sunday you should have been there on Sunday I honestly should have but imagine that so it's like if it took us that long to get to a point where we could acknowledge we got some fucked up feelings imagine how hard it is for us to acknowledge or admit that our friends might identify as something that we don't see them as so maybe that's what the trans community is saying trans community is like we're trying to eradicate the stigma of people thinking being trans is strange or you know not normal maybe that's what they're pushing back again so you thought that you was a werewolf back in the day I was in third grade yeah dude you thought that you were a wolf no it's because I was really heavily influenced by Teen Wolf but male wolf or female wolf you might have been trans man shut up you might have been trans wolf I was a kid influenced by a movie I think it's um for five years he's been telling this story like his ears actually started getting pointy they did though I mean if you want me to be honest if you want me to retell this story you don't want to bring any of these classics from Yonkershark you want to bring any of these classics I'm in third grade and all week long I was telling people I was going to change into a werewolf I was telling this on Thursday it was like lunchtime I'm going to turn into a werewolf I sat down at that lunch table I'm in third grade now so I saw hairs on my arm raise up and I felt a change happening and all the kids jumped up like oh shit look at his ears my ears were round like yours and then they just got real pointy and now one second and they scared me so bad that I got out of the I probably would have transformed all the way but when they jumped up from the table and screamed it took me out of whatever space I was in nobody could tell you that you weren't a werewolf for that second right there for that second and if someone did try to tell you you weren't a werewolf you'd be like yo you don't know my experience you don't know what I felt you don't know what I went through in that second that's how I feel right now exactly and you're looking at me like I'm I'm werewolf-ous I'm werewolf phobic I'm yeah I'm werewolf phobic I see what you're saying right yes yes yes and I'm looking at you like listen I want you to have all the rights of a regular human being but I just don't think you're a werewolf but think about it like this right just walk up to the urinal but by the way what you're saying is absolutely true and I think that's what gets misconstrued in a lot of these conversations I don't have to have an understanding of why somebody feels the way they feel I just understand that that person deserves the right to live the way that I do that person deserves the same rights that person deserves the same civil liberties that person doesn't deserve to get bullied or killed for who and what they are or who and what they identify as that's it it's almost like this is kind of what it's like it's like you know how we approach religion like that so like you're a god-fearing man right so you probably believe that people who do not believe in the same religion as you if they do not confess their sins before they die and accept Jesus Christ as their lord and savior that they will go to hell no I just think that it's my journey with God so I think this right here is black to you but it looked black to me but it might be something else in your eyes I don't know I was really trying to make a good ass point and then you took a fucking sledgehammer to it I made a sledgehammer to it and just smashed it my point okay not you I don't want to put this on you I don't want to put this on you let's say for example I'm a devoutly religious person you guys are of a different religion I still love you guys I want you to have great lives I want you to be successful but deep down I'm going by the way that's most religious people she's a whole of a witness she loves me and I'm not saying she feels this way but I've heard like go to the kingdom hall get baptized get your life right I want you to be in heaven so when you hear those type of things you think I'm not going because I'm not the religion that you are she thinks you're going to hell and that's your own mama so your own mama believes that of you and you can get all the blessings that America has for us and maybe what the trans community is saying is going no no no no no you can't just want me to be equal and have all the blessings of life you got to believe I'm going to heaven too and you're like well I don't make the rules up for heaven what if the trans community is just simply saying you're not being good I'm not implying they're being bad what I'm just saying it seems like but you know what I'm saying it seems like they're going hey I need you to believe that I am I am real what if they're not saying that what if they're saying just don't knock what I believe well I think that that's what Dave was what if they're saying just don't knock what I believe what if they're saying just leave us the fuck alone I think most people would agree with that and I think when it's hard to leave alone it's not real right and I think that's where their pushback comes like when they're like yo you guys can't say we're not real but if you ask a religious person if another religion is real they will say nah listen I respect everybody's right why can we be prejudiced with God but we can't be prejudiced with anything else being prejudiced with God is completely okay isn't that weird what do you mean prejudiced with God like being atheist nah like literally telling an atheist you can look at atheists and you can bet you're going to hell and that's okay that's okay but if you looked at a trans person if you looked at a gay person or these types of things and you said you're going to hell you're a hateful bigot I don't know how any Christian could ever say that with any confidence by the way how can any Christian tell somebody they're going to hell because based off the Bible we've all seen we've all fallen short so what if that person can't repent they repent but they're looking at you like I don't want to repent this is who I want to be this is my life yeah but who says what they're doing is wrong son just say you're religious you can get away with anything well my point is who says what they're doing is wrong I think society would judge you for judging certain groups like you can be hateful to atheists but you can't be hateful for people for their sexual orientation but if you don't believe in God you can tell that motherfucker he will perish and burn in hell for eternity but if they do anything else that's where a lot of the LGBTQ hate comes from know that damn bible you know what I mean like that one scripture where they talk about the abominable snowman or some shit I would say is just people are different if you're not the exact same as them or whoever they're going to hate you it's also why are you going to hate just because somebody's different you don't mean to hate ain't it got to be with just gays if anything if I'm not a basketball player I don't like football better I don't fuck with people that's not true it's religious base but it's also women too bring it down women don't fuck with dudes who have done gay shit that's not true come on B 2021 is different come on B 2021 women told me that she don't want that that's one woman if you're a bisexual dude it's enough out there for you to be bisexual oh for sure listen you can do it but I think the average girl if they're being honest I don't want my husband to have sucked some dicks in the past that's her preference if I found out my girl was fucking with girls in college or whatever you can't eat pussy that good what do you mean you should be a little intimidated no I'm not intimidated no I'm not intimidated by that I'm okay with a girl eating her pussy better than me wax is insecure wax don't even want his girl to get a massage from a guy I don't want that either what's wrong with you what's wrong with you I don't want my girl moaning from another guy check this out come on let's talk about how our minds are wired that ain't had a whole conversation about bisexuality you think a girl can't make you a girl moan that girl might make you a girl turn you a girl on more than that guy that girl might be giving you a girl such a massage she might turn open open them legs up we ain't moaning a guy depends what if she eats that thing and never come back and then she don't come back I'd rather lose from a girl you're not gonna lose listen if you're a straight girl you need dick at the end of the day I think they flirt with that little pussy shit you need dick you might think you're straight until you get that clit lick nah you know how many vibrators I buy think it might be a little crooked this line isn't as straight as I thought it would no girl can do better than the vibrators that I buy her so she's alright me and the vibrators do better than any girl you believe that man please you to the L's out there the lesbian community is like nigga please I will that shit like a goddamn light saber are you out your fucking mind you ain't better with this goddamn vibrator than me are you out of your mind did you know what a lesbian can do with a strap on I would never want to fight that fight you think that she's more advanced and better with a strap on than with me and my mate you're bugging you said you and your strap on I didn't say a strap on what the fuck I'm doing I don't know you said it nah you said you do have a strap on I said all the vibrators I buy her she'd be okay so when she's using a vibrator I'm not what I'm not there and with me coming in we okay I ain't got no strap on he think that to that vibrator come attached with a lesbian when that vibrator come attached with a lesbian I would not be upset and I'm sure a whole lot of other guys wouldn't be upset if that girl get licked before they get fucked by a guy yeah I don't care about that but at the end of the day man what's Carla's Instagram man I want to give it to all the lesbians out there I want her DMs flooded I want to test your heart I want to test your heart if Carla get a massage I'm sending her to get one and she go ahead and tell me that the lesbian played with her pussy I'm not going to be upset I think she was feeling on me I'm like alright man touch her ass I'll be very upset I don't see the difference I really don't see the difference no I don't care if he's a midget I don't give a fuck he's a man I don't want to moan in at all have y'all talked about your therapist about these insecurities bro it's not insecurities don't touch my girl it's a masseuse no it's not y'all hate that y'all girl got a male doctor a male gynecologist a male gynecologist what kind of creed becomes a gynecologist what if she's got a male gynecologist what she probably does who's her gynecologist then what does a guy know about pussies why would you ever you go to a male gynecologist would you go to a male foot doctor if Oscar Pistorius was a foot doctor would you go to him he don't got feet you said male doctor but then you say somebody with no feet no no no male gynecologist he studied him tell us your gynecologist man or woman I have a male gynecologist why you switch it cause a woman no pussy better right she single bro come here get on the microphone Taylor come on get a female gynecologist just come right here I have a female gynecologist can you get my look up the percentage of male gynecologist in the world Alex probably not a lot I had a female gynecologist but she was out so it was a male gynecologist there did you feel any way did you feel any way about anything cause it was a male no but I have a question well just before after you got health insurance from the black effect which one was it did this sound like before there's a sport but we have a question 80 to 90 gynecologists are female 80 to 90 what do you mean 80 to 90 percent are female okay we all got a point we have a question though what guy would be a gynecologist a nasty pervert why would you want to be a pervert because why do you want to just play around with pussy that's fucked up what are you saying that's like a guy said I love cars but he doesn't want to fix it so when you get the age when you're gonna have to get a colonoscopy you're only gonna want a girl to do it no I want her to see that shit so that guy gonna be up your ass yes I want a guy what is it colonoscopy I want a guy he's not gonna wild out there we go shorty's gonna be putting the thing way deep video tape no time out don't listen are you gonna ask the sexual orientation not sexual orientation are you gonna ask the sex what do you like sexual orientation are you gonna ask the sexual orientation of this man are you gonna ask if this man is gay or not okay then cause he's a doctor all you want is your colonoscopy done I prefer he gay who knows more he's gonna look at it but that's what I'm telling you what I'm trying to tell him is what he's saying makes no sense a woman with sews can still like your girl a guy who gives you a colonoscopy can still be gay you're gonna tell him no cause he's gay but the thing is what me and show is trying to say is the best person for the job my doctor's gay now and a guy with a colonoscopy because I think he's no better in that situation I just realized that he's gay now and he's seen my meat everything good he's a doctor he's there to do a service and he'd be hating too stop acting stop acting this shit is fire right here give it up shut up when I was in my relationship we went to a couple's masseuse and it was a guy and a girl he did not want me to be with the guy who are these insecure people so he instead would rather get massaged by a guy and I had to get massaged by the girl nah he tricked you nah nah he tricked you nah nah he tricked you nah nah he tricked you nah nah nah it's crazy to me that he was so insecure he didn't want you to be touched by a guy but he's secure enough to be touched by one that makes no sense I watch he wanted that I'm massage supposed to be relaxing I can't relax if I know some dude is rubbing up on my girl these two guys aren't secure enough to get massaged by a guy I'm out of here nah actually I'm not would you let him massage you I don't want to I did before but I don't like it you know why? because you played football and you had a trainer rubbing them thighs rubbing them I got to be so crazy you're a big guy you gotta you gotta get through their muscles you need them strong hands women got strong hands they do better than us if we jerk off it's just our wrist strong how intimate was this trainer for you girls fingers are stronger because they play with themselves what? we don't play with ourselves like this what do girls who play piano do then what are you talking about don't try to change the subject though that guy was rubbing those thighs what else did he rub on you're lying use to play football I understand that there's nothing more sensual than watching a football player get stretched out on the football field by a trainer it is so sexy have you seen those videos what you mean? you've watched that before you're a liar I've seen it but that's just something that happened you've had it done to you I understand that but I don't even know how to guy you're a liar listen that guy will take that leg and bend men back you've never seen before you love it this one right here what's this one wack that's just crazy there you go toot that thing up toot it up toot it up that's a toot that's a goddamn toot that's what ice cube say get into it put your back into it that's a toot all I'm simply saying is it's all about our thought process it's literally our mind we have psyched ourselves up we make ourselves believe what's acceptable and what's not acceptable all these people are just doing the service the male personal trainer is just doing the service the male masseuse is just doing the service if they're the 10% male gynecologist one of my cousins is a masseuse so he can fuck all the married women that's what he do the milk man, the fucking cable guy they don't just fucking want them jobs they want jobs that make more money there are no fucking milk men anymore you've never seen a milk man in your life you're not born in the air of the milk man see what I'm saying this is just some bullshit stereo type that we've held on to this don't even make no sense can a cable guy fuck all these women? every thing have a thing like car lot guys always fuck the girls that come up there and try to discount on their car every place got a place where you can get the woman you know how wax got all these insecurities? why? because of all the guys girls he's fucked yeah that's true it's the same reason you don't like silverware and you like to use plastic utensils because you used to rub your meat on the silverware when you used to work at that restaurant you are projecting your insecurities this is the idea about karma is like you do something and then something bad happens to you no, you live in it you do bad things you're fearful that those bad things can happen to you and now you got anxiety and you got to live different so when carl is going to yoga class he's not really going to yoga is that what you used to do? you used to say you were going to yoga and you weren't going? no I told you a girl going to break your heart I've been telling you that for years because you earned it a girl going to break your heart I always told the truth though so why am I going to do it? I didn't always tell the truth everybody who dealt with me knew exactly who I was knew exactly what they were dealing with because that person prays for you that person has a mama pray for them that person sends him Bible let's go what else? what else? what else? you can't do that to women and expect them not to fall for you I didn't do anything to them I'm always going to be a nice guy but like I said if I sit there and let you know that I don't want to be this far with you don't go that far wax will do all of that having mom pray for him and everything else and then he'll act vulnerable it's little things it's little things he'll do to try to express vulnerability like I'm scared of mice you know what I mean? they ain't got nothing to do with nothing I can't do anything I don't know how to wash clothes I don't know how to do anything that's what I'm saying certain things that we just don't know how to do is okay to help me like God provided these women I don't need to try but why did they get my heart broke I didn't mean to try to say you were afraid I never did nothing tell the truth are you afraid to get your heart broke I don't know that is okay are you afraid to get your heart broke I think I'm in therapy that's what she talked about four times she asked that question I'm asking because I'm trying to get to the root of it who wouldn't be afraid to get hit by a car I think that's reasonable so then why is it so hard to admit but what do you mean why do I gotta how about this are you afraid of getting hit by a car yes are you afraid of getting your heart broken cheating on are you afraid of getting your heart broken I already prepared myself oh my god he will not be vulnerable this guy will not be acting the worst why do you think this way of Carla bro I was not even Carla is just in life you're crazy you did that to you this guy is crazy right now I'm gonna tell you real quick I was getting football because my mom told me I couldn't play football and I tried to suck and that's why I was so good who would you try to suck you really want to be on that ballpark show man you really want to be on that ballpark that's a wild dude that's a wild boy that's a wild boy I'm gonna make the team by any means never there god damn Jesus Christ I tried to not be good and that's why I ended up being good it was like I was running and the ball just really just landed my hand I wanted to play football she couldn't want me to play football because she said I'm gonna hurt somebody else's kids I'm not passing somebody else's doctor bills I was like Dash on the Incredibles you wanted to win the race but you was trying to act like you were going a little bit slower I didn't want to know the news here about me I didn't want to know why you talk about me I just wanted to play football and I ended up just being good and it was like damn so one day my mom seeing her friend she was like oh you did so good on football and I was just like so hiding in the back like oh my mom in here she was like oh she ain't paying no attention I got 12 kids and shit like that that is interesting well usually when you got attention bad things happen so you're probably concerned about it I always stay out of the way because I was like oh my mom found out I'm doing good here it's like oh I'm gonna get in trouble she told me do not play football but she knew you was playing though right no she didn't know I was playing oh that's why she didn't say that part of the story my mom didn't want me to play football so I tried to suck so I could never get the news or nobody ever say anything good about me but I was just so good when I was a kid I didn't play football to high school you think you were tricking your mom I was we got 12 kids I was tricking my mom but your mom could have been tricking you your mom could have been thinking alright I need to get this guy involved in some activities so he doesn't get consumed with the streets I know if I tell him to do some sports guide she wanted you to play other sports football was not the thing that she was like listen you gonna hurt some of my kids I was bigger stronger so of course he wanted to use me this is a great story about football back to you getting your heart broken what do you think the issue is with you just admitting that you don't want to get your heart broken nobody wants to get their heart broken are you part of nobody no wax is afraid you nailed it earlier Shote wax is afraid of his own if karma is real again like I said all the times that I sit there and talk to a girl I told her listen I don't want to be in this relationship or whatever my only thing I could be faulted is over here committing I never committed to a girl that's my only fault I'm gonna be out of it I'm rooting for Carl to break your heart bro just because I'm rooting for Carl to break your heart am I am I am I am that's crazy it's gonna help him grow it's gonna help him grow because he loves Carl and he's not gonna leave him I will definitely leave and he's gonna be forced to make a real decision because he's gonna have to really think about all the bullshit that he did in his life and you're gonna have to tell God you have to tell God like you know what I I deserve this you didn't do it to her but you did it to a lot of other people's daughters man what did I do and the more that you push back the worse it's gonna be that's right if you could just admit it then I think God would listen and be like okay he's learned but right now you're being arrogant and God's looking at you like what do I have to admit you think you could trick God bro what are you talking about right now we're just trying to see if you're afraid of getting your heart broken you refuse to admit it I said anybody would want to don't want to get their heart broken but I don't believe that my karma now if Carl would come to me and tell me the truth like I like somebody else or I'm dealing with somebody else that's what I was doing so if that karma come to me I'm already prepared for that or whatever the case may be book the masseuse for what you say you're booking her masseuse right girls up and down like I hop pancakes Derek you allow what you mean you allow your wife to do that no it's a cure don't God be doing too much don't God do too much don't God do too much that's too much man he might enjoy it you say what yeah but it's about the sensuality of it all man what he finally gets it massaging someone is sensual you are literally rubbing the most intimate parts of their body you're not going to do it why are you rubbing her legs man or woman can make somebody get down is this all about what you get turned on me too I'm 100% what about you Alex woman or male make your girl get down stop it stop it if you hear your girl over there oh my god she's not going to do that but what did she do I've done a couple massages that don't happen that happened with me one time I took my head right out that donut I was like yo I was 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last story was masterful I think look a lot of people are going to come out and be like hey there wasn't I didn't really laugh that much and and I think what we're what we're looking at right now with the special is like similar to what happened like with Carlin where like if you watch Dave for the last you know two decades you know how funny he is so you're watching the special and you're going oh my god this is hilarious and he can make me laugh whenever he wants right if you've never seen Dave before really or you just know of him but you're not really familiar with this stand up and you're watching it you're like okay but I'm not I'm not really laughing a lot he's a really smart guy he's a great public speaker but I'm not really laughing that much and I think it's because they don't have baked in this idea of how great this guy is at stand up and I think that's what happened with like me watching Carlin like I watched Carlin at the end of his career and I'm like holy shit this guy is so prolific he's a really brilliant thinker but I'm not like dying laughing every few seconds like I might add a Patrice O'Neill etc and I think this is just the evolution of a comedian like you start at just making the kind of silly jokes and then eventually you become more of a philosopher and you use the humor as a tool to execute your points I'm gonna tell you something I think what Chappelle is doing is even is even better than jokes because it's provoking conversation you know and it's making people think you know it's making people dissect what he actually spoke about and I think that's the problem with us as a society we really don't talk we really don't have these conversations that's the beauty of comedy we can't let this be a thing where Dave did what he did you know the trans community responds to it and that's all it is cause that's all we do as a society like how do we get to a place of understanding I saw Flame on Don Lemon man and sleuthing Flame Monroe I thought what Flame said was so brilliant Flame was like if you're already approaching you know a situation ready to argue or with your this ball you'll never get anywhere you know what I mean if I think you're wrong I want to correct you you know and then let's get to a place of understanding that's what I think you know but um I thought he gave the trans a shout out I thought the way he did I thought it was good I don't think he was bashing him at all so for them to even get upset I was like I can't tell him that though that's the thing it goes back to what we were saying earlier it's like the group defines what's bashing and what's like congratulating so I'm sure he felt like he was supporting and I'm sure the trans community probably felt like they were bashing and they just got to come to the table and agree what the line is and what they disagree on and what they agree on and if you're not talking to one another if you come into the conversation with your fist ball obviously you're not even going to know what the other side is upset about not even listening and by the way what do you think of the rest of the piece oh you haven't seen it yet I haven't seen it I've seen bitches in pieces I'm playing through it I love Chappelle I think Chappelle is I think that he is he's brilliant but not just as a comedian he's just brilliant as a human like I said man anybody who can provoke conversation that means more to me than anything who's starting the conversation who's getting people talking who's challenging our minds who's challenging our brains who's challenging our beliefs who's challenging our society that's what I care about that's why I love Dave Chappelle that shit means something you know what I mean that's the beauty of comedy man is it allows you to start a conversation in the safest possible environment because I think it was Oscar Wilde he said if you want to tell somebody the truth make them laugh because if you don't they'll kill you and there's something about comedy that makes whatever you're talking about so much more digestible and the person that's talking to you about it so much more digestible say whatever you want about Kim Kardashian she murdered that SNL monologue and immediately afterwards I found myself going yo Kim's pretty cool man I just started liking her more as a person and she had trans jokes in there she did yeah she had a Caitlyn joke that was a Caitlyn joke that don't count but it doesn't matter Caitlyn's experience is not Kim's experience just because someone's related to it doesn't mean that you're allowed to make the jokes about it that's true because actually now that I think about it that's not her biological parent even if it was your biological parent you don't get to do it that's what an OJ joke I think pissed off the family of Nicole Simpson because people have been making OJ jokes for years but the fact is Kim a family friend it's like yo Kim come on don't do that that hurt a lot more I get it by the way I always understand why somebody's mad I used to be the person and be like why are you mad about that you cannot tell people why they should be offended you cannot tell people how to be offended you can't tell people to react you can't tell people how to react period it's just that when you put it out there you gotta deal with whatever the consequences are of what you say we act like freedom of speech doesn't exist it absolutely exists but like we've always said you're just not free of the consequences you're not free of the backlash you're not free of the reaction you're not free of the outrage as long as those consequences aren't jail or violence then it's free speech and I think in other places you can be jailed or you can have something violent done to you and then all of a sudden you don't have that freedom to speak so we do have it here you just gotta be willing to pay the other prices which is another person looking at you and being like hey that's really fucked up what you said your job coming to you and saying listen I don't want someone who believes things you believe to work here and you can use whatever language you want in the email what did he say all the stuff that was considered great in the 80s and 90s really he had an 80s Murphy special bro he called what did he pull it up Alex I don't want to miss quote oh Eddie Murphy special yes 80s raw baby yes John Gruden was letting it fly really I thought he was a nice guy I gotta see what he said but what's so funny about this is seeing the X football players come out and like say aw he's a fraud what a piece of shit like they haven't been in a locker room saying these exact goddamn things bro it was it was let me see what it is though let me see uhhhh we say about Jerry I don't know but if they going through a lot of emails they about to see a lot more who leaked the emails they're doing an investigation into the redskins damn and they used him they said they had a lot of porn up there too but like it's his personal emails why are you allowed to leak that look at Alex scruggling the spell misogynistic oh that's you Taylor I don't know how to spell misogynistic they don't use that word just click right there click on any of them that's exactly it they'll show a little excerpt keep scrolling down scroll down scroll down scroll down up up up up there you go Gruden's messages were sent to Bruce Allen the former president of the Washington football team and others Gruden called the leads commissioner Roger Goodell the F word and a clueless anti-football pussy and said that Goodell should not have pressured Jeff Fischer then the coach of the Rams to draft the Q word that's the gay slur a reference to Michael Sam which is you know what's so interesting about this played for John Gruden Carl came out at the beginning of this season so imagine those emails he probably sent about our guy Carl what else was interesting about this he said that Eric Reed needed to be fired right for protesting the national anthem Eric Reed that took to me with Cap wow wow wow he pushed back against a bill to change the name of the Washington Redskins football team he denounced women referees so he covered all the bases everything misogyny homophobia he had something bad to say about indigenous people he was against racism covered all the bases man what else we got what's indigenous people I heard that yesterday Native Americans yeah man I mean this is one of those things where it's like everybody that's in sports has to pretend now that they don't say these exact same things about the commissioner that they don't say these exact same things about these other teams and they don't use these exact same words and have these exact same opinions right so it's like now that Gruden came out with it everybody else in the NFL has to act like they've never said the F word or the Q word in the locker room here's the thing I think it's bigger than the words and I tell you why it's bigger than the words because he was actively trying to take food off people's plates like when you say look this person shouldn't be able you shouldn't be drafting this person because he's gay you know what I mean no no no no no the team shouldn't be pressured to draft someone just because they're gay but why would you care? because a team should not be pressured to draft a player for any other reason besides the fact that he's good how do we know Gidele even pressured them I would assume they didn't even go to like the fifth round or something like that they're still good for like Jersey cells but how would you how would we know that Gidele we're assuming that he knows something we don't know I remember when Gidele when I did the press conference at Rock Nation and Gidele was in there with Jay and I'm like all of this is great but nothing's going to really change until y'all let Cap come back in the league and Gidele was like I'm not keeping Cap out of the league he's like I'm not an owner I can't tell these people who to sign but I don't know if that's true or not you know what I mean so by him saying that about Cap I don't see how he could pressure a team to sign somebody but even with that the women referees he denounced women referees so you're basically saying women can't be referees because they're women to me it's like and saying Eric Reed should be fired for protesting the National Anthem so you're trying to stop people's bags it's one thing if you're just using the words you say a gay slur that's bad too what is his reasoning for the women referees they didn't say it he just denounced female referees is it because sometimes and then somebody had this meme going around can I get a joke off can I get a joke off son we had a fire one dog I saw you throw it off the back door I was about to get it bro I had it man then I just realized it's not going to work but no it was something it was even passing around a meme about a Hooters waitress saying it was a good job Roger like this is who you're going to have referee in our games type of stuff that's just locker room talk but guess what I still think you're stopping people's bags I really do I think it's whack like that's literally like Eric Reed should be fired for protesting women shouldn't be referees you shouldn't drive gay guys you're stopping people's money bro everything is peculiar I have to see that I don't know why he would even care about it I think just by using context clues I think we got a crack ass crack on our hands no Charlotte you're acting crazy right now you're acting crazy right now acting crazy right now so tell me why that you know you've been around dudes we're not acting like we're not like in a corporate setting right now in a corporate setting we have to look at that email and by calling what is the name Commissioner Goodell an anti football pussy that is how 99% of people believe yes sure but do you go around calling gay people to F for it all the time no at my point but he's not gay Goodell you're just using it as a way to insult a man is it wrong yes but do we think people do it especially in a football locker room of course I don't think they do as Carl I guarantee they do I'm not the only one who don't get called he called Michael Sam the Q word right and he said Michael Sam shouldn't be he shouldn't pressure him to draft this Q word well Q is not a bad word you can call somebody queer in that context it absolutely is a bad word well now you put an intent on him it's context though he said it if he wanted to be hateful he would have used the F word he uses it but he doesn't call and then with the same sentence he probably reached his quota that day you know what I'm saying he probably reached his quota that day you know what I mean because the Q word was a slur for the longest they added the Q to the LGBTQ thing but I still think it can be a slurred based on context anything can be a slurred based on context yes that was a slurred based on context if he was 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exactly the way it went oh really yeah I didn't have Deontay winning that fight was it the most entertaining fight that you've seen in years uh oh hmm yeah because we don't get to see heavyweight fights like that and you know two guys like really really really banging on each other so you know those are the type of fights that you used to see on ESPN highlights back in the day like Forman Ali Frazier Ali you know stuff like that so yeah that was that was very that was yeah but I mean listen I love Deontay while they and I love Tyson fury they both are warriors but you know in my mind I was like yo Deontay's boxing IQ would have had to go up times a hundred in order for him to go in that ring and bang out with Tyson fury it's just his win if he would have more legs if he was more in shape you know he would have stood in more he was weak the whole time he's got incredible heart I think what Charlemagne is saying is right like the one of the most unique things about Tyson fury is he's 6'9 incredibly athletic great footwork and didn't choose another sport where he could have made so much fucking money anybody 6'9 in America is playing basketball or football you could have been a tight end choice nobody is pushing you into boxing if you're 6'9 in athletic that's right okay in America he happens to come from a fighting family so literally the family a legacy of fighters starts going hey you're going to train from when you're a kid this guy's been trained boxing since he's a child Deontay I think picked up boxing at 19 there's no way that you can have the same fluency in a sport if you pick it up at 19 compared to a guy that's been doing it especially at that size the guys have been doing since he's a child so what this guy is I listen I think there's another conversation we have to have about him being the greatest to ever do it like that's what glasses will all been saying I think I used to think glasses was crazy glasses says crazy shit and all of a sudden you think about yo 300 pounds moving like that that's what glasses been saying 6'9 LeBron is 6'9 right yeah yeah that's all LeBron yeah 6'9 no I think 6'9 bro I'm just saying as in comparison how he comes through the lane and nobody can stop him this guy right here is 300 pounds 277 6'9 think about this show me one heavyweight in history that's going to beat him just give me one guy he's 6 I know he wasn't near 300 pounds 208 pounds barely over 200 pounds say what 4 was like 6'5 now here's I think Lennox Lewis was I think a legit 6'6 and he had length and he had power but here's the thing Deontay is the hardest puncher in the history of boxing nobody in the history of boxing has hit as hard as Deontay Wilder he has 43 fights 41 knockouts it gets harder than Tyson it's not even close forget the knockout ratio I'm just talking about the wind think of Tyson and his prime nobody's hit like him so this guy so for example if Deontay Deontay has dropped Tyson but he can't take him out with a shot so that means there's no way Mike Tyson has taken him out of the shot there's no way Lennox Lewis has taken him out of the shot I don't know bro Tyson we're not gonna tell you something Tyson would have got he would have got trouble from Fury all while because Tyson was never good with tall guys with that kind of Lennox how we feel Buster the only thing this guy did was show that he could beat up for 11 that's not true because I'm gonna tell you something he dropped him twice he's showing that he could beat up for that long you know what Wilder did that was fucked up Wilder had a game plan first round it was all body he went away from that game plan because when Fury started to figure it out a little bit he touched Wilder when Wilder got dropped he went back to his survival mode of just swinging and banging he should have went back to that body man I think if Wilder boxed and kept going to the body he probably would have set him up with that right hand but you know what often happens I think in sports in life it's like once you get put in a dangerous situation you revert back to your natural instincts so it's like before you get hit you go okay I'm gonna be very tactical and organized with this fight and then you feel that power you're like fuck what can I do but they say everybody got a plan to get punched in the face right and then I think what also happened is he caught Fury and almost got him out of there now I don't think Fury would have gone out of there I think that guy's got an incredible heart he would have been a way better fight if this guy trained with somebody 300 pounds and had him laying on in the whole time son you gotta give Fury so much credit because after getting dropped twice the guy was standing in a pocket he was standing right in front of Deontay slipping dipping I mean even when he knocked him out in that final punch he dips under I think the left hook and then catches him with a right hand I'm gonna tell you something last Fury flurry unbelievable that not that dropped Deontay that was bad like they should have stopped that fight like he could have got killed in that last those last three punches were bad bro look at all these fucking hits he's exhausted yeah but he's exhausted at that point you ain't watched the whole fight I seen it from round three he's been exhausted from nobody's being tight right now but he dropped Tyson twice and went round four five with him was it three he dropped him twice he knocked I know Fury Wilden went down first and then Fury went down twice like literally the very next round yep yep it was an unbelievable fight shots of both of them like Deontay showed incredible heart like absolutely incredible heart I wish he'd been a better sportsman I wish he'd have shipped Fury's hand I hate that he didn't do that you know what I mean it's like you had nothing to be ashamed of Deontay you just lost to the better fighter that's just the way the game goes sometimes I don't know for some reason you want to see that resolution you want to see them like hug it out afterwards because they both put their fucking lives on the line they gave everything and this was the outcome you got beat by the better dude you got beat by the better dude you got nothing to feel bad about nothing and you know in football I didn't shake all the hands but a lot of times I was more upset about my teammates because they didn't do their part more than other teams this is like an individual sport you got to be on yourself and what do you do I don't know what Fury Wilden does after this to be honest with you you know what I mean Anthony Joshua ended up losing I thought if I watched that fight too but it's like Joshua fucked up the super bag like they would have done a stadium a soccer stadium in oh boy they would have done a soccer stadium in England between Joshua and Fury Fury will destroy Anthony Joshua absolutely destruction Wilden would beat Anthony well that's a more interesting fight for me now I think that's your fight now I think that's still a super fight I think them fighting now is still a super fight let Wilden go out there and fight somebody get a win Joshua will go out I don't know if Joshua is going to beat you next time though but here's the thing like there's almost more wow there's almost more interesting fights for Deontay because Fury is too good he's too good for anybody else so Deontay we know isn't too good for anybody else so it might be an interesting fight between Joshua and him might be interesting fight between like Andy Ruiz and Deontay but who the fuck you want to fight Tyson Fury you sick? I think the mandatory is dealing white dealing white in somebody Fury is a beast man I respect Fury I doubted Fury I told Fury Deontay was going to beat him when they fought the first time he's won every fight listen I think honestly he's the best fighter ever I truly believe it that's just like Floyd's the best fighter ever but the best heavyweight ever and when you're the best heavyweight ever no other weight can beat you so pound for pound like when you actually think nobody in history could beat him in a boxing match how crazy is that you know the problem I'm not saying you're wrong because I think his skills that shows that he just hasn't fought the competition like you know what I'm saying Ali fought Frazier he fought these guys that Hall of Fame legends not saying that Fury hasn't but it was just a different caliber of competition Klitschko was absolutely legendary took him out people say Joshua has fought the best competition out of all of them who did Joshua fight? Klitschko I was just telling me this too I forgot listen I think Fury got the skills that I don't know I can't say I don't know if he's the best heavyweight ever he's good I don't know who's beating him he's good he's good the Russian that was on Rocky let's do some asking idiots and get the fuck up I'm minding my business I ain't got nothing to do with that oh shit we ain't doing no church announcements oh yeah let's do some church announcements alright let's go let's do some church announcements show us what you got hey the infamous tour make sure you get those tickets Philly for the weekend sold out thank you so much next weekend after that is Indianapolis few tickets left and DC we added a second show a few tickets left that might be sold out we also added in San Francisco a second show go get those Chicago we added a second show Chicago theater that's gonna be crazy also Madison also Minneapolis or Minneapolis I think is both sold out and then Fargo this one go TheAndrewShows.com for tickets go get that also big announcement coming this week alright wax what you got go to whoswax.net go get your gummies go get the lemonade all that stuff is on there I want all the dispensaries in LA go to your local dispensary in LA and make sure you go get the whoswax and all the dispensaries y'all go holla at peaks y'all go grab that he's out there and we got bully and the beast y'all make sure y'all holla at us and whatever she says podcast I just want to salute everybody who came to the Mental Wealth Expo on Sunday at the Marriott Marquis Times Square New York man it was man it was such a divine beautiful event just being able to bring together all those psychiatrists and therapists and sacred purpose coaches and spiritual advisors and healers and just watching this room full of people soaking up all this information so many people to salute I just got to salute Thea Mitchum got to salute Amanda Amanda from I Heart got to salute Joe from I Heart got to salute Dr. Alfie from the Akoma Project and the Mental Wealth Alliance and just salute to all the panelists that pulled up I don't want to start naming names because I don't want to miss nobody but man we just poured into each other it was supposed to be a day of mental health and healing education and we just poured into each other in a real way and that's something that I'm going to be doing a couple of times a year man that's going to be that's going to be personally my signature event you know what I mean and it was free and it was open to the public and just watching everybody coming in partaking all those resources and you know different people had different books like Anita Copax was selling shallow waters there and Jason Wilson had his books Battle Cry and Cry Like a Man J Barnett was there selling just Hill Bro you know and people what I liked about it people didn't have to spend money on getting into the event so they were able to spend money on things like the literature you know what I mean so I just thought it was a great event so thank you to everybody that came out and what else oh yeah make sure you know watch the Gods on His Truth every Friday night at 10 p.m. on Comedy Central you know we did our mental health episode this past episode Chico being Ice Web Vezo Chico man salute Chico Chico's just he's just brilliant but I mean we know that forever you know what I mean and just like you know he went to inception the mental health gym with Ice Web Vezo and you know they both trying to unpack some of their trauma and they took the first steps on their healing process so just salute to them you know it's always um it's not difficult but you know to have those conversations would have them in our way you know what I mean they resonate much more you know we're not trying to be preachy you know we're not intellectuals or anything like that we just got experiences and we're sharing them I bought the intellectuals on like the Resmominicum you know like the Dr. Rita Walker you know Michelle Williams you know she has her own experiences with mental health and her mental health issues and has been very open about it so it was just a great episode man and so salute to everybody that watches us every Friday night at 10 p.m. um this week this week we're discussing social media is social media the devil is social media Satan is it the antitrist is it going to bring about the end of the world before Covid we shall discuss uh this Friday on the Gods Honest Truth uh every Friday at 10 p.m. on Comedy Central and make sure you scream on Paramount Plus and download the podcast the Gods Honest Truth podcast comes out every Monday on the Black Effect I Heart Radio podcast network amazing now let's do some uh ask an idiot to tell a gang what's up oh all right ready um okay what age would you consider to be the cutoff to get your first tattoo for example if you're in your 40s wouldn't be kind of too late in corny to get a tattoo if you never got ink before yes anything else you need to know I want to I want to get all mine removed at 43 we're about to get married at 40 yeah every tattoo is personal I don't know if like I feel like if a tattoo is personal to you and like it actually means something if somebody in your family passed away yeah like just get your shit I would get all my daughters now but to be honest with you man that shit don't matter I don't love all my tattoos why am I lying to myself you know what I mean I wish I never got any of these I really do wish I had bad skin the only one that means something to me is really my never so deep tattoo suited Dr. Robert Evans in blush but other than that it's just like I don't need none of this stuff on me what do you have on your forearm it's my mama name I was at 13 years old when I got this and I got my ass whooped with all due respect you have it on your forearm yeah which hand do you beat your me with whoa with all due respect though you better respect that I'm just saying like that I don't know if all due respect works for that one how do you all do respect that how do you respect with that that's on you he's really just asking a question so you can't be mad at him put it on the other arm why would you put it on a beat I don't even fucking know I guess when I was sitting down on a fucking table I just put this R shit of thought about it and you didn't think about it the next day when you were cleaning the chamber and you were like ah fuck have you ever looked down on it what you were doing over the top bro you got to go like that so you don't look at it you got nah you got to go over the top son you got to see the top of your forearm that's crazy that's disrespect that's what your mama saw upset she's like on your right arm that's crazy you almost got fucking affected oh man give me another one you are wild for that bro come on all due respect there's no way you can say what all due respect and then save somebody's mom and masturbation in the same thing is that why you mad it's wrong to ask the question if I had a picture of my mom on this form you wouldn't go bruh which hand you be to it if I had a picture of my mom right here you wouldn't ask me I'm going to be more conscious now just know I need to get a little bigger anyway huh what this guy is crazy this guy is a wild guy what else we got let me see what this v say shalla mean was there ever a time when your anxiety paralyzed you you couldn't get out of bed at a house if so how did you overcome that or do you know anybody who has overcome that yes I've been to the point where I've been depressed and didn't want to leave the house but not anxiety but I do have friends I'm not going to say the person's name but I do have a friend who really deals with that kind of crippling anxiety and they have to take medication period like they not moving without the medication like literally bad panic attacks bad anxiety attacks but they're not getting out of bed they're not leaving the house they got to take medication in order to move around I wouldn't wish that on nobody but I've been depressed to where I didn't want to leave the house but not anxiety I think that my claustrophobia is anxiety you there if I told you that yeah I got claustrophobia bad like I can't be in the back seat if two other people in the back seat I can't be in the middle it's hard for me to be in the middle of a flight I'm like the whole time I'm like I gotta tell myself to breathe the whole time why do you think that is I don't even know I'm trying to figure out who the fuck was smothering me remember you said them grudges to put you in the closet I was caught in the kind of being in the closet cause the mom came on I thought you were getting molested you were in the closet no I was in the basement that makes sense no no no I wasn't this is like being in closed area and feel like I can't breathe I feel like there's a size thing too like you being in the middle middle seat in economy on a flight maybe I had to pack into the van when we were young you know what I'm saying they probably smushed me I have no idea where it came from but my claustrophobia is bad I look in the back seat I walk before I get back there how you think your thighs and legs feel in them tight ass cargo pants you don't think they feel claustrophobic I mean kind of loose man no they not they just not what they had nothing to say anyway nothing what did you think absolutely had nothing to you had nothing to say tell us a story about a vulnerable moment you guys shared with one another okay let's go this was so funny yesterday we had Neil on yesterday I love Neil bro so we had Neil yesterday it was so funny because now Neil is able to be more vulnerable he had this amazing experience of ayahuasca and it's really kind of like helped him recognize I don't know maybe that there's more to life there's an afterlife there's a god whatever but it was so funny that he still got his old like comedy ways you know anytime he was saying something vulnerable his voice would kind of like go up a little bit and then immediately follow it with like a roast of everybody on the pot so it was like so now I feel like that's his way of projecting and then we'd go okay and he'd be like fucking stupid shirt look at that dumb thing it made him feel uncomfortable he was feeling uncomfortable now let me make somebody else feel uncomfortable but he's able to at least express those feelings now so I'm like God I was dope but it's just as a dude I totally get that like you say something vulnerable to your boys and then there's that dead air you're like I gotta get them before they get me boss I'm crying while we talking about Neil salute to dawn man salute to a young woman I met at the mental wealth expose Sunday her name was dawn on the instagram and it was so interesting because she came up and she's an avid brilliant let's go what I've done and she actually heard about the expo from the brilliant idiots but then I followed her on instagram and I was looking at her page she went from the mental wealth expo to Neil's show uncancellable go check out Neil's show uncancellable in New York right now and she saw Neil on the breakfast club talking about mental health like a big mental health advocate I don't know if she's going to school for therapy psychiatry I don't know I could be making all of this but I just know that there's some type of connection she has with mental health that made her go to the mental wealth expo to go see Neil burning on the same day and I actually sent to Neil and I was just like man you just really don't know who your demo is you just don't know you just don't know who you're reaching people just respect authenticity that's it they like realness they like something that resonates with them and you just never know it could be a black person white person gay person trans person whatever it is people can just say something that resonates which that's it and that that was Don is a you know Don's a black woman but yeah you know something Neil said resonated with her what is the story about a vulnerable moment you guys shared I don't know we've shared so many on this goddamn podcast I can't even tell you laugh at me it's so many a vulnerable it may not seem like vulnerability because we laugh about it in shit but yeah I cried this weekend oh really what happened I cried twice actually I cried a Saturday night I was listening to JZ you don't know I was picking up some food because we were about to watch the fight and what was so crazy I had what made me cry Sunday I had a vision about Saturday and it made me cry what was it being on that I was on that stage at the black men's mental health panel Sunday panel was Sunday but I had the vision Saturday so I'm on the panel and Jason Wilson I mean I mean that whole day people was telling me they was proud of me and stuff but Jason was like I'm really proud of the man you become you know we've watched you evolve we watch you transform love the way you use your platform love the way you point to people whatever whatever and that shit just yeah it broke me down just because I realized like I didn't get a lot of that when I was young I didn't get it from my pops you know what I'm saying for being that I didn't get that from my pops I don't think that we as men I I think we as men don't understand how much we need that affirmation from each other yeah for sure we do it through other ways right we try to wear dope clothes a lot of weights a fucking lot of girls drive the biggest car whatever it is that's all because you want affirmation from your partners you think it's because of girls but you like when you pull up and you do be like oh are you got that girl on your arm and she like you like oh play a player but the reality is they're complimenting you on your stuff yeah not complimenting you yeah and not complimenting you and telling you how much they're proud of you it's vulnerable to do that to tell a friend you know to tell another man like hey I like you for you or you are a great person I like the man you become I like how you've evolved I like that shit is yo I'm telling that shit just uh yeah it hit me in a different way just because I and I was trying to process it I actually I processed it with yachty later yachty all of a sleuthing yachty yachty my second purpose coach I was processing it with her later I'm like oh shit that's because I didn't get that from my pops when I was younger so here another man say that especially a black man like it just it just hit me like damn I never I never got that you know what I mean so yeah so I definitely uh let some tears fall yeah Sunday and maybe also sustained belief I think that that's something that always gets me but like you probably imagine this day happening for a while or something like this happening for a while yeah I mean yeah yeah yeah it can be tears of joy too I do that at the TV studio a lot too I just look around like oh this happens you know what I mean that's why I'm telling you man when they there's this quote when they say when you see why God made you wait you wouldn't question anything that happens in your life yeah yeah yeah that's how I genuinely feel right now at this moment when you when I look around and I see why God made me wait on everything thank you God that happens man that happens I can relate to that just like sustained belief in something that people often tell you is unbelievable or not possible and then just having that exist for years and then seeing that sustained belief come through fruition that's a powerful moment it's hard not to cry at that especially when everybody's been telling you that that thing is not going to happen or that thing is impossible you know I mean yeah yeah it feels it's a pretty special moment word I had no crying moments I had to tell Charlotte how to do something Monday was there Friday and he laughed at me so much but I really was like fucked up over this I'm not laughing at it again but you know I come to him and try to tell him something like vulnerable he like he clowned what did he do he said he would never tell you nothing to get but what did he do what was it the second call in Oscar B no Monday, Monday and Friday fucking colonoscopy what you have to do man I forgot come on go on go on I really forgot yeah I'm happy you did because you laughed it was so fucking funny and I was like yo I'm stressed out over here about this shit I'm fucked up can you tell us I had to do something Monday Wednesday and Friday I fucked my life up I wiped the guy's ass? No man you got that hurt? I'll tell you after this show alright guys if you like this that's a wild boy as always if you listen to this podcast you think we're smart you think we're intelligent you think we're brilliant you're absolutely right but if you listen to this podcast and you think wax is an idiot we don't know shit you're right too it's the brilliant of this podcast thank you for listening