 How exciting Yeah, I'm except It's not it's not a unanimously fun experience playing. That's not the right word at all blood-borne Well, it's an animosity fun Do you try to say that not everybody considers it fun? Oh No, what see that's that's why it's the incorrect word what I'm trying to say is that it's not fun all the time So it's gonna be a better word for that Consistently fun. Yeah, but that's boring. I wanted it to be a cool little Word play pun. It's supposed to be a writer. God damn it. I Feel well look alright It's the it's definitely the mark of somebody who's not completely insecure to figure out the biggest craziest words to communicate very simple things Well That's actually ties it to the day of my character right now. It's uh, why it's I you gotta send me a link I can't see it. It's well. It's not. I don't think it's listed yet It's functioning. That was the important part Public stun save All right So that's the link you'll need It's right there. It's just popped up. Oh, well, if you have it anyway, um, would you like to see it now? Yes, please please let me see I'm excited So like do you know what that means? No, I don't Google Google both the words the first one is an actual word the second one is more of a urban dictionary word Okay, so you have you misspelled furtive. I didn't mean to if I did so furtive Attempting to avoid notice or attention. Oh, yeah because of all the belief that the discovery would lead to trouble. So So it is the attempting to avoid attention because of guilt and belief guns So what is it? So what is that second word? All right, well, let's look up guns Guns is slug for a fatty area below the belly button and above the public area of a woman often as a result Childbirth at weight again, or just having a normal body related words showed Says dictionary.com It's just funny because like It's like what do you what what does that even why is your character named that you're like shut up You don't get it. Yeah, like what what is a furtive guns? It's like would you like to know that? Plus that's the whole idea. It's furtive you got to figure it out for yourself. Oh, yeah I'll be having people. All right the context. What's happening here. Oh I mean there are enough people in yet. Are you what are you doing? You carrying on? Um, well, I mean, I'm just gonna start pushing on but I guess we can just wait for people to show up I mean, it's not a huge deal. It's in my title. I've just said I don't know if I called it practicing or testing blood-borne something like that There's a prep for a rematch whereas mine is chill even though it's not chill at all I'm I'm like it's actually the opposite of chill. I'm trying to gain the system by like going he I'm gonna beat you guys next time by racing ahead Yeah, Mel's been playing it a lot, so he'll be ready for this Yeah, it'll be interesting to even get past the shadows Or whatever though. I did a small playthrough with The cane while I was in between right out of things and I quite like the cane. It might be my favorite It's um, it's um, okay It's pros are not as over as the the sore cleaver is probably the best the axe. I don't like it all actually Right, it's funny. So you still really like the axe Not sure what happened character growth you saying that sort of thing So like the boss I'm fighting right now is the spider how Oof it's kind of hard to pin down That's not a good sign. I don't think you're gonna beat it first try. Let's put it that way. It's a bit of a bit Only have four um the spiders keep jumping at me Yeah, well obviously It has three phases first phase only they are annoying Second phase it starts doing um, you know attacks on you the big one Looks like you're in second phase. Have fun Okay, but I guess my my oh, oh what the Okay Fuck me Bullshit, I guess I gotta go farm some blood vials Oh, jeez. All right Uh, hey guys, how's the watch party for man of steel go? We're not up to it yet. Yeah, we didn't do that Uh, but um, I'm sure that's gonna be a lot Get off. Sure. That's gonna be a lot of fun um We we as you now know officially because the wonder woman one is up. We don't really like those movies much Wonder woman's supposed to be the best one You beat the wolf without the thing Well is now is now the perspective that shazam is the best one or is it still wonder woman? Is that My money would be on man of steel right now Well, I mean in terms of what I'm guessing is going to be the best film I'm on man of steel as well, but don't people generally if it was like there's two different dceu fan groups There's like the the the snider fans who are mainly just give a shit about snider stuff And then there's the other people who seem to like the happy go lucky stuff in in dc I feel like I feel like if you ask one group, they'll say man of like batman v superman or man of steel And maybe they'll say just a sleek in a couple of months. If you ask the other group, they'll say Wonder woman or shazam They're all awful though. Yeah, we're coming for all of them. I'm surprised it was so well received that we went after Wonder woman Maybe maybe people are like primed No, actually I was about to say maybe people are primed against wonder woman because of 84 That doesn't make sense a lot of people are like upset about 84 because they like the first movie so much Um, I mean the second movie is worse, but it's not a meaningful distinction in a sin in some ways I suppose we'll have to find out how it all goes. But again, I just don't even get how well received I think it's because it was attached to 84. There must have been that Uh, maybe yeah Once shazam is attacked on its own that will be controversial Um, I don't even do you think that movie is very funny because like I don't really from what I can remember If fun could be considered a tone. I suppose it has it Oh, well, I guess that was because I was about to say maybe there's a distinction between fun and funny Yeah, like that movie is well Aquaman is fun. And I think I didn't laugh at that movie except ironically Yeah I didn't think that film was funny when it was trying to be funny. But when it wasn't trying to be funny was uh hilarious I had the same experience. I think Aquaman. Well, that might be the controversial one though Because a lot of people do lack Aquaman Well, I think I think people like think that movie is bad But I feel like they don't think that it's quite as catastrophically bad as um as it really is Like that movie is is fundamentally broken. Yeah, we should have some fun with that one Maybe you just You'll just be a surprise whatever ends up being the thing that gets us in the most trouble Uh, I feel like man of steel and batman v Superman might be the controversial ones because a lot of people think those films are awesome um Though it would be funny to look at stuff For instance in like batman v Superman that was clearly meant to be setting up things that are never going to happen now Like you remember that scene where the flash comes back in time Lois is the key to all of it. Yeah, that's right. What does that even mean? Wait Well, yeah, you think you'd be a little more specific I guess is that to explain that batman organized lois turning up when superman was new and evil again almost Maybe What's that? Maybe that's a nice thing that he didn't do that initially superman went nuts and killed everybody until the flash went back in time to tell batman To do that. I don't know maybe But but he also says like you were right about him in fear room and it's like but at the end of justice leader all buddies I guess that would be he's like, yeah, you should be afraid of him. Look at all the Yeah Also, please watch death note. I want people to talk about how not good it is Oh, that's an interesting one because I liked it when I watched it, but um But It is anime. So it does have a lot of the problems anime has um I think if we watched it, I think even at the first episode you'd have a lot of things to say Um, because there's a lot that is really stupid about where it starts off It's so beloved Well, I mean, I really like it but as for how strong it is I mean, I think the thing that works in that show's favorite my anime's favor is um It does like its rules I mean, it's all about rules Um, but as for how well those rules make sense. It's probably something that I would I guess have to consider in a second watch Got other shows to watch Like the boys Does that mean live action death note? Oh, right. Oh, yeah, the boys I like how late to the party I'm gonna be with my video when it finally comes out Like oh the boys season two. Oh, yeah, I think I remember it was it. I remember being good. It's like it wasn't How long ago wasn't when the boys season two came out? Don't want to chat with no Was it august or like no it was later than that. Um Someone said I prefer season one season two and off the rails. It's funny how I don't even know what show they're referring to It could be any of the ones we just mentioned Could be a lot of shows It's like season two and off the rails like hmm Don't most stranger things westworld The inevitable witcher and lord of the rings shows that are to come Bojack even I saw someone say like going to good season of bojack was season one. I was like, oh Maybe I saw yeah Did we watch man of steel yet? No, we haven't seen Oh, I died Yo, fring daddy g we're in australia. Do you live not in a dress? Which just state ish I've seen a license plate where I live in that's green that says fringy just curious curious if that's you Any green license plate that's It's like well that's got to be fringies doing that green forest Well, it said fringies on it as well apparently Oh, uh, well that wasn't me So I don't know what to say about that Also yeet And this stream is racist somehow probably yeah, that makes no sense Yeah, what do you what do you mean? This is a super diverse stream. We've got a welshman. They're pretty rare Yeah, there are pretty endangered and uh Green australian plague doctors How many of them do you see? Yeah Well, apparently a guy with a license plate that has my name on it. I'm the exact same color just around All right, who has my souls you your butts Your eric butts. Yeah, we're going now. I've got 20 fringies strikes me as a queenslander. Oh, uh, I'm not from queensland What I don't know why you would think that actually um I wonder now now i'm kind of curious what why someone would think that Are they posh up there or are they not posh up there? No, they're not posh. They aren't That's sort of what depends where we're talking about. I guess if it's brisbane, it's a little bit different but if like you're further north of brisbane and um uh basically just like um True blue ozzy. Yeah party of common sense the liberals that kind of thing Queens lands all right God these villages in the opening they're so mean I'm uh, I'm looking at it. I'm looking at you using the cane just to figure out what uh, what exactly it looks like Yeah, the uh, the the trick version of it is a big whip The benefit of the whip is that it's got the longest range of any weapon I think but it's a little bit slow to land and it can hit multiple enemies Right I see I appreciate that. I've got bloodborne. It's a really cool starting set of three items. They're all very different Really change by your play Yeah, I mean, that's uh, I think that's a meaningful difference between um, like at least, you know, it's a significant difference between weapons. That's kind of what you want um It's one of the things that makes halo kind of cool compared to you know, like call of duty Why did the spiders have to spawn in before I reach rom rom the vacuous spider He doesn't look like a spider does he's got really stubby legs Yeah, and a fat ass and I guess he has nothing much to say. He's like he's just a bit vacuous Oh, uh, you need to not hit him in the face clearly. Oh, yeah, it's like really strong I can't remember if you get like a bonus from like hitting it in the multiple like I needed like breaks or something I don't know if that happens. I'm gonna be making that up. All right. What I mean part of the problem is I don't want to Oh Queensland all right Unsubscribed unfollowed undone aid undelated unfilled. I thought you had a higher standard of gas smaller At least you went from there. What did you say you are from there? I said, it's all right That's clearly the thing that's upset him a thorough endorsement um All right, so I guess this time I need to try and avoid these stupid things that shoot out Me this is I like how this um, this boss is basically australia simulator Just spiders everywhere and you need to hack at them with a giant um Hatchet, I would say most of the game could be considered an australia simulator Um, I guess it's just the spiders. Are there any giant snake enemies? Uh, oh, yeah, you went through the forest area, didn't you? Oh my god This sucks I can't even get to him because the spiders every Oh, so he's shooting he's shooting it out of his his uh, his little asshole And now i'm dead because he has this massive error of effect attack that I didn't see Yeah, you have to just sort of which ones do what he has like a closer range mid-range and then long-range sort of attacks depending on the way he moves his body Part of the problem that i'm having though is that he just sort of flails around so it's really hard to tell What the hell is he's doing? Oh, yeah Well, so the flail so like the way you sort of beat him Is uh, you stay away from him and then once he decides on an attack and say it's the close range long range Or even flail he wouldn't do flail unless you're right next to him I guess um the second like the attack is Starting to be over you'll run toward him hit him like Between one and four times I guess and then run away and wait for the next attack Okay, I guess uh, but if you kill a spiders, do they respawn or they respawn per phase Oh, oh, well then i'm gonna do that. Okay. I didn't know that's how it works. All right, obviously just So like first phase you may as well go for him second phase It is a lot of people do tend to consider killing the The spiders though I believe if you don't kill the first phase spiders then they will be there in phase two So it's probably easier to kill them when rom can't attack you if that makes sense Right And yeah, this is just you know, layman advice. There's probably someone out there who's like, you should be doing it this way I don't know as much about bloodborn as the average bear or maybe more than the average bear Well, I mean, you probably know more than the average person Maybe not Get out of here Yeah, the spiders can be proper cunts It's not easy being a dc fan nowadays. Man of steel is hot trash. Oh my A dt. Oh dc. Are you getting me in dc fan? And yes, you're right. I hope batman's good Um, is man of steel hot trash? I honestly can't remember any sort of the ones Um, I know a lot of people don't like man of steel, but I actually don't know if those are criticisms translate in a meaningful way Like um, like a lot of people just don't like it that um, like people get killed and that he's sad But that's not a flaw. That's just you don't like that. It's fine, but it's not a flaw I suppose we shall find out if there's more to it Um, I I know that the I do I do remember that there was an issue with the um Uh Well, maybe not an issue, but there was something to do with like the dna of all Kryptonians was put into superman and my immediate thought was like, I don't Why why do that? You know, how does that work exactly? I'm curious. Um, well, the problem is I I don't remember much about that movie. Um I remember that there's a scene at the beginning where rossel crow um Flies around and grabs like some skull and then you use it with like babies superman Oh, um, I remember that um I remember the music being really good in that scene. I like the music in bed of steel. Oh, there you go Do you remember any of them or not really? So, um, yeah, I'm a big fan of the soundtrack in that movie I'm actually listening to some of the dark fate soundtrack from han zimmer There's a song in it I really like and it was fun I was looking at the comment section and everyone's just like god this this the music is so much better than the film I remember dark phoenix had a really cool. Oh, sorry. That's what I meant dark phoenix not dark fate. Yeah at the beginning where um I I was wondering like han zimmer do terminate it like really Um, oh, yeah dark fate had a really cool one But that film is in general a little bit overhated. It's not underrated, uh, but overhated. Yeah, sure um Actually, you have to use the tornadoes with beast blood pellet bonus and have at least this many I I don't oh I get it. It's a meme We enjoy beams here Yes, this is oh I could picture that being like fucking season three of the boys were homelanders like I appreciate your meme And they use it to get him out of a war crime You know, they're like bring him in front of the international tribunal for human rights And they're like look he may have killed a child, but hey Me it's pretty funny, isn't it that show is so dumb. I can't believe that you guys thought it was good up until episode seven There are people in chat. We're like, hey, I thought it was bad earlier than that I'm glad for you. All right. They tried. Okay. They didn't know they didn't know Okay, I haven't been paying much attention to the spider's attack because I've just been killing all your buddies Do you remember how far you got before and you're like best playthrough or whatever? I'm pretty sure I got past this boss. I think this is the last boss that I beat when I played it the first time Um, which is funny because it took me about 20 hours to reach that point Well, I mean if you take your time in bloodborne, which you really I would say should like because it's just such a gorgeous game Well, it's kind of hard to describe right gorgeous and how haunting and tragic it all is I guess there's also the fact that you know I'm up to phase three now. Um, so we've got a lot of bad movies coming up And a lot of good ones, I suppose Wait, you got phase three's go like just under half his health. That's some bullshit Oh, why should he have lost more? Well, you should give you a little bit more time in phase two or I can phase three is the hardest one, obviously Ryan, of course, he's being mean Can't trust wrongs a little shit Hope you two mad lads doing good. Hope you have a wonderful night slash day time zones are strange Yes, my morning your night, right? It's my night. Yeah Well, I mean it's still bright, but yeah, it's not summer Good. Oh summer Fucking mad Gotta do it all over again. I'm dying a lot on this opening I'm probably gonna have to concentrate a little harder on this once we actually do a race because You know metal might actually beat me this time and I can't have that We're doing a proper race. Yeah, probably is worth paying a little bit more attention Because uh, it's funny that because he did the thing with the dolls clothes and I didn't remember that but this time I'll be doing it It's like you can find a doll outfit and sell it for 30 000 echoes, which is quite a bit early game Early game. Yeah Yeah, it's early mid. I guess. I don't know. It's kind of hard because bloodborne is If you just gun to beat all the bosses you can complete bloodborne real quick Oh, yeah, sorry. Let me let me read out the full chat. I was in the middle of a boss while I was playing actually you have to use the uh To nitrous with bait beast blood pellet bonus and have at least these many points invested in this stat So you can kill rom in her first phase Any other strat is literally new play and shouldn't be considered actual gaming. Okay I feel like you you would appreciate the meme more than me. Oh, well, it's probably It's probably true. The tarnatris is like I think you can electrify it or it electrifies itself normally and then beast blood pellet like At full power times your damage really significantly. So it's probably true. You could probably wipe out rom that quickly, but We're not that level, you know, we're just We're all right. We're all right. This is not a level play. Oh, and also thanks for the two bucks, man Uh Since I hear anime shows I've got three for you black lagoon konosuba and monster Well, well More anime recommendations. I'm not gonna watch any of those, but I mean This is where I'll just say what I usually say. It's like, um, maybe one day. I don't know But I mean no guarantees That's a lot of stuff God damn. I suddenly lost any ability to pair me And I guess uh, you you told me earlier, right? A lot of movies are now getting delayed. Is that what's happening? That's what I've heard. I only know that from movie bob funnily enough Yeah, I I think uh after you send that to me. I think I found an article that said that um Yeah, we're probably gonna hear about delays soon for uh, for a lot of big movies to come out like in a Black world because if we get 2020 part two this year, um How the fuck is theater's gonna recover? I don't well, I guess that's what I mean, right? It's almost like uh, at this point studio should be biting the bullet Like if they want the film You know, you know what I mean, it's almost like, um, it's almost like if film studios are so resistant to like doing Streaming because they really want to keep cinemas open. Maybe they should be just taking the hit to keep cinemas open As opposed to what they're doing at the moment, which is kind of just letting them die Yeah, like just take the hit on black widow if you if you really don't want movies like black widow to come out And streaming take the hit with fast I guess it's interesting because it's um different different studios have a lot You know, like disney isn't a good position to release a lot of their stuff just streaming But Sony does not have a streaming platform What is their option for releasing digitally? Vaude, I guess but I just feel like it's inevitable Uh, you're boy ready for one division on friday. Yeah, I'm looking forward to that one. Yeah, man. If you click the police kid looks cool I hope it's good, but I think I did tell you that the person who wrote captain martin is the lead writer on that so And also the the writer on black widow too, so there's a couple of superstars for you to read I just want to skip to the latest one start watching play bad yesterday. Watch the first two episodes. It's so good It's so much better than bad lorry Look, you're right, okay Look, if you love it after the first two episodes, you're gonna love the season The what people what I found with watching it with a couple people is the episodes four five And six seven and eight and nine like one two three is the set up the rest of it. It's just gravy All the answers to flow in Small studios don't have any options for streaming. I mean, I guess they don't but the question is like is there really no way to make it happen? You can't cut a deal with disney to release on like disney plus and get paid for it Um, and I mean in general like I guess I guess um Netflix somehow finds a way to to have these massive movies come out on streaming So if they can do it, why can't disney it's not that they can't it's that they want more money That's fundamentally the problem I do like how I got a spider spitting venom through the big spider like as in spitting it through all the fat It's a furtive gun, do you see It is I want to be a critic and make videos eddie advice. Oh man um I don't know Watch movies, I guess Seems like a big question Yeah, like in what do you do you want to do the thing of hey, I let's talk about a movie for three minutes That's definitely enough time. Is that what you want to do or do you want to do it the right way? We actually talk about it for as long as you need to I saw somebody tweet this out the other day that the ideal length for a video game review is uh, is three to five minutes And I thought about I know I I was really upset by that Um, oh my That is a shitty amount of time Yeah, like for a video game especially uh We'll play creations just said it right don't don't high top and redraft redraft redraft absolutely. Yeah, look what happens when you don't Yeah, you make that video where there's no structure and nothing leads to a big point and the sentences aren't very good And your points suck It's kind of just the worst of all worlds Yeah Your first I mean if we if we hold true that you know The first script or the first draft book is pretty bad. That's going to apply to videos as well Unless you don't treat it like it's you know a worthwhile creative enterprise, which it is um And if you don't then it's probably not even worth being a critic at that point, you know Like just focus on making movies or writing books and that's kind of where your mind is Yeah, the casual advice is redraft and underneath it is the idea of increase accuracy and insight Yes, it's not just your opinion. All right, you're gonna make claims. You need to substantiate those claims Don't listen to all the people on the internet who say it's only an opinion. Therefore anything goes No Yeah, this is it's my opinion that the sun is a ball of potato I don't know what a ball of potato is, but it's something. Well, I respect your opinion, but I disagree I do love that. I respect your opinion. It's a very subtle way of saying I actually don't care what you think See I simply disagree. Why'd you have to make it so aggressive? Geez Love this game had a good laugh when you forgot english for a second after that clutch german kill Yeah, that was insane and hilarious Desperately tapping that trigger button Please die It's one of those deer and headlight moments as well because the move he was doing would take another Let's say 10 seconds to start like to kill me So I have plenty of time to run up to him and just hit him once and I win But once I've committed to just firing the fucking pistol, it's just like no fire it fire it fire it Oh my god This spider is vacuous The game must have nailed it then Yeah, I guess that's uh, that's some good writing isn't it? It's accurate Yup I hate this stupid spider. Oh, nope. Nope. Nope rolling on its belly. No The untended graves in ds3 is my favorite area. Is that the place where you get the spears thrown at you? And you have to talk to Onion knight and stuff. I can't remember That's not my favorite area of the game But I mean I can't remember which area it is so Maybe that is it I think my favorite area of the game was the um, not not in terms of gameplay But just in terms of aesthetic is the uh, the the kill the kill of the first flame It's such a cool setting Like it's just just crappy place that's dead And you got these two idiots fighting Up there And music obviously helps Uh-oh, what's happening? It's kill bear rat Feels bad man royal rat authority. That was a good boss fight wasn't it? Oh, excellent and the royal rat vanguard another great one Wait Oh god Dark Souls 2 is a very good game by the way Imagine stealing the oh wait, he didn't say that did he he said it was a good game Oh my I can't remember what the title of this video is anymore. Um, I hope you didn't call it genius Oh, yeah, because we're gonna say if you called it genius jesus No, he said blood born was genius. That's I'm much more willing to call blood born genius than amd s2. So that's a bluzz Opinion on the gaol boss flight or giel Oh gale Yeah, gale. That's right Slave knight gale. I can't remember what his title is Uh, it is like gale. Yeah I always thought he was neat. Oh, he's very highly regarded by a lot of people. I jumped for him in so long. I can't really say Oh He's the one who jumps around and kicks you as well, isn't he? I can't remember I just remember the music being really good Wow, I looked it up and thought it was really good. When I started watching blyad the site I watched it on played the final episode first Wow, so me thinking it's this bizarre episode contextualized in the following episode Man, that would have kind of ruins the whole thing. I would say that's surely that fucks a lot of How you can consume the story at that point Yeah, because if you know how it ends You kind of need to just forget the episode and restart like Yeah Secre or bad or different. Well, I mean I liked it I didn't beat it though. I think I beat that Boss fight. Are you back? Oh wait, I got my soul back. How do you know? Um, so I just got hit by one spider and it took away all of my health um In the back Larry the uh the bodybuilding spider He just hit me once and I lost all my health Unless I just forget What happened that happened like two seconds ago All right, where are you? Give me back my souls I think somebody's asking how you would fix bed of chaos. What would be your suggestion? Remove it and redo it. Yeah Otherwise no no insta kill bullshit. It just hurts you with all of its attacks I think uh because wolf he because I haven't played Zark Souls 1 I didn't know about the bed of chaos. I only knew about all the cool boss fights in that game I think he showed me a clip from it and um, I asked if he was trolling me It's one of the worst boss fights ever Why would you make a platforming boss fight in a game that has that is not a platformer? God don't remind me that fucking boss such ass. Did they just run out of time? That's the theory the whole area is just sort of rushed Why I mean what I often hear is that the second half of that game is not nearly as good as the first Um, yeah, it really depends on how you split it Like it's it could be considered the last third or the last half. It's just yeah, but um undead boog and like Well, the first half of the game is just so meticulously put together and then the rest of it Well, once you've finished analondo, it's gets a little weird Unfortunate. Oh my god. Why do I always get the third phase when he's already got half his health left and then I go Fight all the rest of stupid spiders Maybe that's when he does do it and I just always hurt the shit out of him. So I don't realize I don't know Yeah, but I can't I can't like I can't and then the spiders jump on me and then I'm dead Up bots. Yep Where are you indeed? Hey guys, I'm the fellow who drew Hunter mollivus is often glad you liked it. Lovey content make a fringy pic soon. Oh making a fringy pic soon. There you go A what? A fringy vision, I guess maybe they're gonna have you fighting something from bloodborne. I don't know Oh, okay. I've been eat Stunlock those those bots He fat this early and it's not my birthday Oh, I guess uh This is early for living America land. You fat gaming yo Cross or some sight of them I want to see you fight often of course. It'll be great Never getting there One day you just got to believe in yourself You got to believe that you can get some open. Well, if you remember um wonder woman She's like you're not you keep doubting yourself Diana. See if you doubt yourself fringy What are you going to be able to achieve nothing right You got to believe in love and then shoot So most people consider the laser part not key I would say that is key. It is key to be able to shoot lasers. You need to be able to shoot lasers So and also just integrate um projectiles somehow also beat what are her powers I don't fucking know Nobody knows what her powers are. If only she flew in the injustice league that would have come in handy I wonder if they got a CGI her flying in You know to cover for that movie. I wouldn't put it past them because There's got to be a lot of visual effects in that movie. I imagine the fucking rifleman in this game is so blue Yeah, I mean if only guns were this actor back in 1864 The tracking is phenomenal and you know, it's only because of that. Wow. He killed me. Okay Um, I need to fucking get my health upgraded. Holy moly Bring in mola one gun. You always want to shoot Like a real gun. I guess so Um, desert eagle it can shoot through anything That'd be neat to shoot Just to feel the power of it Just an rpg count as a gun because that'd probably be really fun to shoot. Yeah, I'll see why not I mean that can shoot through any well. No, I can't actually it ain't a desert eagle. All right Snyder cut delayed in order to include Wonder Woman flying scene There's just fucking to film a new scene where she's like I forgot how to fly She saw Cal-El flying that upset her so much that she lost He's so much better than she is that she got really sad One of the interesting things I saw somebody observe was it's weird how like People are really quiet about the fact that amber heard shot more scenes for that movie like nobody's talking about it. It's like Are you not outraged about this because this is the movie that you wanted You just got to keep quiet and I'll mention that but you'll shit on all the other movies, but not just this league Amber heads sucks Yeah, she uh, she got paid $33,000 to do a speaking thing on our domestic violence Yep And again, they might be doing a mirror spin-off show because you know if there's one character who I really want to know more about It's mirror She's my favorite. You should be yours Hi, um, I find it I see people say like no, she was actually really good in that role. It's like she's actually not very good at acting Um, who remembers mirror like what does she even fucking say? I don't know Um, well, what is her perspective on anything in that movie was it just like hey the surface sucks for some reason you pollute the world Oh, yeah, she was like the princess or some shit, right? She wore a squid dress or something Well, she was a princess if I get confused in that film because there's atlantis and that's one kingdom And then there was like a different one That she's from and then there were a bunch of other kingdoms And like then they went to war with one of the underwater kingdoms to determine if they could go to war with land It's like dude, how many people are you going to lose fighting each other? How do you plan on going to war with the and also, you know, you can't beat earth We have nukes like they always forget about our nukes Every movie does if you just nuke Thanos, that's it except Wonder Woman that was like more nukes That's right more nukes. I want more nukes Not I want to end the cold war because we win Like what would you just say that I want Russia to not imagine if that was the wish I want Russia not to exist and then it's like I read out to my wish and Russia just popped back into existence Is when I count for any of that like this is gonna be someone out there that's like I wish we made contact with aliens Yeah, and then the aliens or is that how it works that like apparently This this thing is reaching across the universe Yeah It's a little complicated at that point, don't it? Well, that's probably like DC they're very earth centric And like a marvels earth centric too, but at least they do acknowledge that there are other places and other people Pretty sure Tony says that much If I knew that we were not this alone and you know, even since it's such an extent I've always believed that To me remember it's a crisis on infinite earths not crisis in infinite universes The earth is so important How do you wipe out all the universe? That was so amusing to watch you as such garbage Fighting for antsy want to know and Vancouver on the rooftop It's I think like it rightfully sits at one out of ten It's just a perfect example of when you just nothing makes sense. You don't give a fuck stuff just happens Yeah, super girl throw it like a girl and she actually does Like she doesn't live throw That's the thing like I remember early school like what we did, you know Just pee like challenges or whatever and throwing competitions The girls would always be in the bottom half if you will it's just because they were really shit at throwing And one of them threw it behind her Do you got negative points? Yeah, did she get it? Oh, that's funny. Well, you throw it minus 10 meters. Good job It's like it's impressive, but you know Yeah It is impressive. I can still picture the field and the person who did it that memory is super fucking old Like that's one of those I was like fucking nine or 10 memories. Jeez What do you think about I yeah, like I think about I think I thought earlier today like man, it's it's it'll have been nearly uh Next year it will have been like Two decades since I am started, you know school It's crazy. The world is old That's what our generation is all about just reminiscing about better times Yeah, because all of our adult times have been so awful It's like Straight out of school for a lot of a lot of millennials were straight into the global financial crisis Um iraq war or the earliest millennials were recruited into the iraq war. So there was that um, and then the next line Graduated into the you know the gfc and then the ones after that and graduate into fucking covid Like we've had a really bad lot. Well, we we didn't have a vietnam like bat said to thin out Oh, and wait, no, he said that about gen x, right? Gen x needed another vietnam to thin out their ranks a little We'll get there of course more war, please Oh Yes war good. All right You had it here first e-fap E-fap approves of war I'm an amendment soupy Yeah, go ahead Do you think you will have two e-faps per week in the future one normal one and one offline e-fap just for the super chats on the last one Um, the only time we ever have to do a catch-up like that is when we have a topic that lasts 10 hours, which is very rare Um, no usually So usually it's done with the same one We just the boy's catch-up is just we've been haven't found quite a good slot for it yet awkwardly Oh, yeah, because that's like 50 hours Yeah, so um, you know Whatever is required. We will do uh rags and I Are planning on doing catch-ups here and there's just we're not always free at the same time different schedules I need a replay of that. I got hit once and died Like I was actually gobsmacked because I was about to roll and I was collapsing to the ground My lord I need some replays of this Spider one shot me. Oh, thanks guys. I was too gobsmacked to even sort of figure out what was happening there Uh And I was getting real close as well. So that's fun I'm pretty sure I beat gernum quicker than this Not gernum gas coin It's good Wow See, this is why health just stops weak in this game is stressful. The fucking crow almost killed me like from full health almost It's just crazy A crow a beard Fucked up guys enough beard violence The crows alone Maybe if they leave me alone first You can't just wish the climate change was better you got it you got it accept the way it is and act I guess that's true, but I don't see how wonder woman didn't really get translated Well, yeah, considering that it was something that was never even mentioned in the film at all Feels like something she added afterwards. It's like, what is this film about? Oh, right? We're going for an oscar We need to make it have a point What's what's the easiest point we could come up with? Oh global warming. Yeah. Yeah, that's it That was it. That was it the whole time. Nice Nice nice Dude this spider is the amount of help they actually take is kind of insane Yeah, well, obviously it depends on what kind of weapon and uh level you are in a No, no, no the The amount of help they take from me. Oh, right Zack Snyder should stick to cameras and they shouldn't let him near a piece of paper Well, the more controversial taker maybe he shouldn't be doing that either um Like the shots are occasionally cool, but again, I don't know how much credit I want to give when a lot of the shots that are cool that he does are things that are pulled from the comics Like he just copies the panel how much of that is attributable to him I don't mean isn't that like one of the things people complain about in watchmen They do like the whole ride of the Valkyries when I pick some in the background It's like that's not really his image. That's somebody else's image Just recontextualized I know a lot of people hate that scene Excited for batwoman season two. You betcha Yeah, we're really thrilled. Um more so than mando season three. That's for sure By the time we get to that it'll be batwoman season three, right? Um, yeah, I suppose so because everything yeah, they'll probably be actually making We should have had batwoman for about three months now. That makes me sad They stole it from us COVID stole a lot more of batwoman episodes First phase done Now that's just twice as many spiders Come at me big bro All right, rom come on. Oh This is today's my birth Did you did you die? I did Oh, no I got stun locked by one hit and the second hit Hey, are we attack got me? Yeah That sucks big dangus Today's my birthday and I love you guys call l no I don't think you guys appreciate just how bad she is It's all people to fete or the comments. They're like it's just her accent. It's like no It's nothing to do with her accent. It's her emotional delivery her facial expression. She's awful at just acting She doesn't actually portray emotion. That is the problem Oh, dude, I just got a parry when I wasn't even aiming locked on. That's nice Well, I was locked on to something else, but it's still nice Good for you man Sometimes I can nail parries. Sometimes I fail them miserably Aries could have been an interesting character, you know He's almost interesting right up until he has this switch He goes I almost think it might have been a reshoot or something because he says My dear, I don't want to fight you And then it cuts to her I think and he goes well if I must And this is it almost as if like oh there was a different scene maybe where he was just like Like what if he said Do you truly believe this world is better with them and she says something like yeah, you know She makes her case and then he says fine like I will leave and I will return one day or something like that Yeah, but they wanted to buy it. Yeah, they want to fight And they want him to have his crazy armor from the comics David's feel is like so fucking awkward in that armor It's such a bad feel but I love how people think that it's like now the third act ruins us like well The third act ruins if it was good, but it wasn't good That's the that's the hot take that it wasn't even good up until that point Streaming during the day. This is weird. Yeah, this is a super secret stream Yes, it is you can't tell anybody don't tell metal or rags rags and they'll find out they will crucify us They're probably Whatever other people Mm-hmm All right somebody mentioning that they've put Wonder Woman up for consideration for the Oscars. Yeah, how insane is that? Whatever works, whatever they think they can achieve good luck Well, I think we mentioned it was the you know, there's not enough films out this year that it might just get it because there weren't any other films I hope that they wouldn't do that though That would really upset me. Actually. I think they did admittedly the pedigree of Best picture it's like black panther. Oh joker. Oh, yeah, that's good. I wonder woman. I said before. Wow. It's like Where did we go wrong? They can't keep getting away with that They can't keep getting away with it Remember breaking bad that was neat Those were simpler times when there were good shows that were like 45 minutes long And had only 13 episodes a season now. That's like a hallmark of something awful You failed if you did that except why? Yeah But you guys didn't watch it. So now we're never gonna get season three. No, they did watch it Some of them, but uh, they didn't see it Yeah, you looked at it Maybe yeah, you could you could go both ways. They saw it, but they didn't watch it that sort of thing Oh, I usually because I think the easiest one is you heard me, but you didn't listen to me. Yeah, that's uh That's a good one. It's just like, yeah, you you heard the words come out like you heard the waves Like you didn't listen to anything I said at all. You didn't take in that information I guess we'll still get that movie that he's working on Um, some of the actors who were in wire in that one. So that's that's something He's we're gonna a new tv show right now In post-production as far as I know. Yeah, it's not a haunting one, but it's a horror show on netflix. So Oh, hey, at least he's got another deal with them. So I just want him to keep making stuff even if I did want it to be you know something Yeah from haunting What is a blood-borne race? Uncultured swine allow me to educate such a fun Thing to call somebody swine Wow All right Chungus Sometimes that doesn't stun lock me and I can roll away. So I'm not sure about that God when they spit the Stupid venom on you they might as well just give them like a kill sometimes with they just stun lock Stun locking is a big part of the design in this game Not what I would describe as fun It's not a one hit kill you got hit three times you should have dodged better You're like wait, I bet it sound like you're bullshitting me Can you are can you parry these spiders? Fucking hell that is a That's a hungry wolf. Okay And I don't know the answer question. I'm afraid Yeah, I feel like you wouldn't be able to parry spider. That seems like a uh I mean you give it a shot. I see if it because you can't parry dogs, but you can shoot them so that they fall over sort of thing I kind of don't want to risk it with how much health these spiders seem to take for me every time I try and attack them Give me big more so Lost years oscars for best pitch went off bad. Yeah. Um, there were a lot of good films Yeah, 2019 was neat Wait, when they say last year they mean 2019, right? Yeah, I think well lost oscars I think was in 2020 but it was about 2019. Yeah Yeah, yeah Because unlike the game awards which do their award when a lot of the biggest games of the year have not been out for long enough To be reviewed or when some of the games that are out haven't even been released yet Like cyberpunk 2077 wasn't up for contention in 2020 Because it came out a week after the why would you do the awards at the end of the year? Why wouldn't you do them at the beginning of the next year? You said up for contention do you mean up for consideration? Uh, yeah, like it wasn't yeah, it wasn't even you know, it couldn't compete because it wasn't nominated Because it wasn't technically out Uh, well it was out, but it wasn't out in time Uh, molla, can we get a bracket tears jack box game? I think it's three or four efap gaming It's like tk. I will champ it up with ideas or concepts um, I think champed up is going to be the Big boy forever Everyone loves champed up a little bit off you go I love retrieving all zero of my blood echoes because I've been killed too many times Wait, did I clear this area already fucking? Oh, I just just so distracted. Are you chilling out having fun? You know That's what it is Also high rags. He's not even here He's having a lie. Oh, yeah Give your dad health back. Yeah roms not one of what we would call a good boss I hate this This is what I would call an awful boss If only one movie comes out in 2021 does that automatically mean they'll win all the Oscars? Yes I guess so and then someone will submit an indie film and they're like My best guess would be in scams, you know the Oscars this year is that they just won't nominate as many films Because normally they nominate like 10 films for best picture I'm guessing I just wanted to do that I'm all you are granted the ability to reverse your age at will but as a catch you'll lose all the memories of your life After the age you revert to will you still choose to reverse your age? Oh, that's an interesting question. Um, can I get around this by like writing down and recording everything that happened? Yeah, just record a thing that says hey, this is you This is your family. Um, this is all the most important stuff to happen in your life Oh Well now if that's something I can do then I'm definitely doing it Yeah, there's a lot of benefits to it. I'd say Get to live for longer. There's probably some health benefits. Yeah Dude imagine like getting cancer and then you just revert until it's gone And then you like or because if we knew exactly when you can you have any kind of cancer And you reverse it back to when it's in the smallest form and you just nuke it with a You know Humor therapy. Yeah, that's probably the way to go, right? Oh, yeah, I guess if we could I mean that might be you know, the logic behind like Oh, so rom Thrashes around when he's low health now I thought you said he uh, he'd been doing that to you as well already No, he hadn't Um, but I guess now I gotta be concerned about him doing that Yeah, keep an eye on that crafty little spider I do like his aoe attack how they don't give you much time. Like if you get stomachs Um, you can't get away in time. That's right. It's your fault if you get stuck Yes, you should have never been hit in the first place. It's not like there's health for a reason. Oh This sucks God those guys are Pieces of shit. All right That's it. We've cleared All of is this yonam. I can't remember. I'm going home Gonna buy me some stuff Why are there no library robbery heist movies? What robbing stuff from a library? I guess it's just too boring, you know, who cares about a library? Stop thrashing around rom Rom you're being vacuous. Yes, finally Damn you killed the spider Get me out of this place This is yonam you fake gamer. I'm so sorry The gaming isn't cool I only do this to come across as though. I know what games are I'm not actually playing. This is just an old fringy playthrough that I've got recorded Look, I I I I don't play video games. I had to play a lot of video games for this for this video That's a that's an old preference meme for you Wait, who said that one when I was in there to start keezing before she decided that it was really profitable to lie about video games Well, I know a lot about video games sometimes. Maybe not really Okay, uh, see the nightmare reborn that doesn't sound good. Um Yeah, that'd be your next boss. I think right. No, the next boss you got to fight is in the nightmare reborn The one reborn. I think is the guy you're gonna fight a place called yard or something I Think this is um, this is where I got in my last playthrough that I didn't get much further than this area I got um I got two bosses to fight now. I've just been wobbling around All right, where is my uh, where's my lantern? Don't deserve one Well, I've just spawned into this area, but there's no landing nearby. Did I walk faster or? Oh, you're getting to one soon. I think it's near the beginning Okay, yeah, I figured This is a nice scary-looking skybox here. Yeah, there it is Oh, there's a reload Fine if you must Shad would probably have some things to say about your reverse grip on that weapon Um, I don't maybe I don't think so. I think you'd think it's rule of cool. Cool Yeah, it's cool. So Oh, and even the nightmare looks a little different. Oh, he massives. Thanks for stream. It helps me at work. Also fun fact Celeborn, Gabriel's husband is also called telepon hashtag the more you know Well telepono, okay That's probably not as preferable as a name You know People are probably like oh, that name's not as cool Imagine who's part of like the talking estate to maintain Like mount doom was actually called mount porn And it had to remain that way And it's just this awkward thing that none of us really Addressed that often was like, yeah, yeah, it's called mount porn. Yeah fine. Whatever You just say it as quickly as possible Yeah, so, uh, you know mount, uh, you know the mountain and you're like which one you're like You know mount porn. Uh, yeah, that's where they have to go Why did he call it that you're like it doesn't it was shut up Created from the fires of mount porn The ring must be cast deep into porn door Or it must be brought deep into Pond or and cast back into the fire the chasm from whence it came One of you must do this Why don't you do it Elrond? You lazy fuck And then he's just like wow That's such a good movie Reversed grip is for reach rounds. No, it is for double damage. I said that In the mando episode five coverage, okay, I thought I thought I made it clear I got picked up by that monster. Oh, I'm dead Oh, that's the entrance to the dlc by the way Wait, what? Oh wait, not sorry not that one the entrance of the dlc is a different one I thought it was when I looked at your screen. Sorry To get to the dlc you have to be picked up by an amygdala Oh, right that's back in the cathedral ward round. Yeah, just outside Yeah, uh, I'd love to play video games, but I don't want to go around shooting and chopping people's heads and it's just gross That's something needed some teasing quite a while So let us talk about escapism and fantasy But also let us talk about all those genres of video games where you don't do those things And let's talk about all the games she has played and enjoyed where I could easily call it as violent as that I do love that. That is such a Normie take on video games. Like oh, what do you do? You just chop people's heads off. It's like no actually In fact, most video games don't even have protagonists Who should I kill first chat? Um, big big noodle monster Hairball or gas coin who's dying first First one to say one of them. I will follow your lead Noodle monster. All right He's not even a noodle monster. He just comes under that classification. I'm unfortunately Wow, everyone two people wanted the hairball. Okay All right, power fries. Okay, right. Yeah, but I'm I just remember that What you mean to say is you're lying All right guys, we'll use oil inns and molotovs. It's gonna be great Oh, you've got a five beast, man I don't think it's gonna be hard fyi imo fyi el Let's go whip it a minute Why who dies? It's not about whether someone died It's about what's fair Oh The other the other one I was gonna switch to another movie. It's like fair I'll tell you what's not fair Spending a lifetime on a dime store shelf watching every other toy being sold Well, finally my time is coming. I'm not gonna let some hand me down cowboy doll Mess it up for me now Toy story two is that that's the controversial take that's better than the first one and three The fucking Kelsey Gram is stinky Pete is fantastic. He's such a great villain He's a great villain in a lot of things. I mean side-shot Bob obviously You can't oh my I lost all my damn You you can't keep the Democrats out of the White House wherever I went they get in I'm back on the streets with all my criminal buddies I Great With all my criminal buddies Politic meme Deep down your conscience forces you to vote democratic deep down You desire a cold-hearted republican to low attacks as brutalized criminals and rule you like a king That's why I did this to protect you from yourselves Excuse me. I'll have a city to run bail of arrest the mayor. What oh, yeah, right all the illegal stuff. I did It's just I just love the fact that he dumps like his fraud plans Hey What were those books called that he dumps Sorry So cos I show Bob Riggs the election in Springfield to win and he has a he has all these books that he drops on the Like cuz he planned it out so meticulously He um, I think because I think the joke in that episode was that um Bart was saying like he was too retarded to rig an election And so like his his he was so angry About that that he just dumped all these books that explained exactly how he did. Oh, yeah But I can't remember what the book is called I had a really funny name because the Simpsons has a lot of really funny dude the one of the gags that have me dying was The book where I already know you're gonna know the payoff, but I guess for the sake of chat I'll build it so horror episode and it's some the school the Springfield school They're running out of cheap meat at the same time They have low grades of which if they were to you know not have them counted It would look better for the school and so they come up with solution if we eat the children will lose the low grades And we'll be fed that's great And they try to sneak out of the school at some point and they worried that like who might be next and they I think Is it mrs. Krabapal? She's a really fat and she's reading a book in the class to try to sneak past the book is called the joy of cooking millhouse Such a specific book I remember the one of the things was um was uh like somebody dropped that pen on the floor and she sent them to detention Detention Yeah Don't worry guys. I'm sure will will be saved at the last second millhouse Well, I'm sure that there's something will save the Simpson kids. Yeah Isn't it? Yeah, and it's all a dream, but it turns out there's a turning you inside out gas that Stupid cheap lighting Oh Yeah, it's it's like you could easily call it really gory, but I just remember having loads of fun with it Yes, and that was the episode because I think I think they get grounds people really shows up So long as well because he was so prominent in that episode. Yeah all the right show me what you got I actually thought it was a um a connected narrative The there's the the episode where it really gets killed in all three stories And then I don't know if it's the next horror one or whatever, but he's like the villain I just yeah, I saw it as like It was him being like it's my time to shine I keep getting killed sort of things like catty I Just that joke was so funny how like the fire thing explodes and then they're like replacing the the Replacing the stuff in the fire extinguishers. This is a free service offered by the fire department. No Come on, please help me, please willy millhouse his father has I For one think that I cover what the fuck he says I just I cover a bit of something really funny I think we should get the school dinners in advance. I I want to know like what bill has eaten He's just dying in the background as he's talking about this I'll make you pay for this with your children's blood. All right. What are you gonna do? What did what did he say something really funny? It's funny these memories if I get the keywords they just a block like yeah Now this isn't gonna be It takes like an hour of debt an hour of solar training to get that badge forget about the badge What do we get the freaking guns? What I had an enemy spawn on the okay On the the um Remember the Quits darling. What's the plan? Yeah. Oh my god. The pitch is He just sits down really cobbly It's funny because he's a running gag because there was that joke where it was the B shops and he and home is like We have a very special guest this She's over 200 years old and weighs over 3,000 tons this enormous woman with the power of soul Just watch the latest episode of expanse. Hope you both watching it this episode had a moment that was cringe though still good to watch We have not been watching the experience. Yeah, that's not really a fan. I saw the first I think three seasons I thought it was kind of shit. I have I'm apparently in the minority on that one, which is fine He fucking hates the show, yeah We're getting hot they have different tastes drinker likes expanse doesn't like play where the reverse The show kind of sucks. What's amazing though? Well, I've only read a oh, that's it. That's a topic So you guys have you guys heard of the High Republic? You heard of that? I mean, I Yes This already um so I I bought the like the flagship book I guess to read it Yeah, I don't know about this one A little rough Though admittedly my my issues with it more of the fact that I think it's pretty cool We like I don't like the way that it's written Weird because I do like Charles soul. I like this dead But yeah, it's it's pretty exposition laden and I do wonder if It seems like Star Wars has committed. Maybe people in chat might know more about this Um, is hyperspace meant to like be I always assume the hyperspace was almost like a different Like once you enter it, you know, really like the same In a certain sense, but in this one, there are like objects moving through hyperspace that are heading towards a planet And something and a ship was destroyed in hyperspace and the threat is that the objects that are traveling in hyperspace are going to like fly Into a planet and blow it up and When I heard that my immediate thought was I Feel like that's not how hyperspace used to work, but I guess they're just committing to this now Maybe because of what happened in TLJ Mmm And I think a bunch of Jedi are planning to use like the force to stop it And I feel like that's not how the force works, but there was pesky Jedi Somebody said that's not how hyperspace works and we're returning you to hard solo. That's not how hyperspace works Any opinion on the possibility of movies becoming fewer and TV series becoming more abundant due to costs and the coof I guess yeah, probably a suit. I think it's categorical I think Disney Panic like crazy when COVID did a thing and instead of having like possibly four shows They were like, let's go 11 Yeah, which is funny because they're developing these shows almost like what if You know, like imagine one division comes out people watch it and by the time Falcon and winter soldier comes out Like people just aren't interested, but you have like 11 shows that are already in the works that would be Probably not good for them I'm fine with whichever medium there is more of I just want them to be good Yeah, that's the main thing. I do like movies though. I mean, I like TV shows and I like movies Well, they will be whether you like it or not for me Look at them everywhere like Black would I probably would have been better as a show than a movie in Falcon and winter soldier might have been better as a film Guess what's Wayne see? Yeah, maybe I think it would both a little concerned about that one for obvious reasons. He goes back All right, let's stop beast There's the indoctrination theory in Mass Effect 3 make the ending better No, I Mean probably it probably makes it better from what I can remember But it's still not an ending that I think is very good nor is it an ending that I like at all And the director's cut basically all but confirmed that that is not the ending. So Again, we're talking about night. Oh dude, that was nine years ago nearly man I remember when it happened. I was like this game is pissed a whole bunch of people off. I don't know what's going on It was pretty egregious. I Remember it very well because I'd be playing the game for about 14 hours straight. Um, I was having a really good time And then I got to the end that I was pretty And then you went to the internet for help Yeah, I did and then I saw that all the explosions were just different colors Because of course when you first played you're like, oh does this like did I Remember that really frustrated me because there were three choices destroy the Reapers synthesized with them or control them and I I always felt like destroying them was the correct choice But it was really frustrating to me because I had specifically gone out of my way to save the guess That ending makes it to where to get this I can't pick the other Like I don't feel like the other Synthesis seems to just totally the whole point of that series is that our differences When we work together, it's how we can beat the bad guys and that ending says those differences don't matter anymore Just seems like such a contradictory message Was mass effect three the first TLJ. No, I don't think so because like bad endings is not I think TLJ is a different thing because like TLJ is about destroying like the franchise forever everything I guess I guess Characters as well as another important part like mass effect breeze ending doesn't destroy the characters I could have sworn I said that's a rags in the last if haven't he said that they did do that. Oh I guess Yeah, I think I know what he's talking. I can't please enemies It destroys the ending of like the characters abandoning shepherd The the Normandy will flee from the battle of earth And that's insane. They would never run away Why would they abandon you? There is that I? Don't know. I feel like I feel like that's what Andromeda did from weekend warrior. You want to jump in weekend? We're just chilling playing some video games. You big nude This is the time of day that he's actually around normally, you know, that's right I think I think TLJ is more because I often say hello five is like the first TLJ or Genesis was the first TLJ. I guess and then halo five was like the next one. Yeah Genesis definitely earlier ones of that breed I Think the most important part about being TLJ is that there is meant to be a story that comes after it But it's never gonna work again. Whereas Mass Effect 3 was the end So I almost feel like that's what TLJ is it is like the middle of a story that obliterates it Or not the middle, but it is not the end, but it might as well be with all of the damage that's done I think I like that as a definition, but halo five was definitely a TLJ sort of moment God halo five multiplayer is really fun, but the campaign was a bit small Or was it no No, you see you don't understand Cortana's plan. All right, it makes sense to Control them. Yes AI get created We'll be playing some video games for you trying to rant about Mass Effect 3 because you just can't get over it Oh, I actually did I actually didn't even play it because of The bad reception it got I just saw the memes on 4chan and Yeah, yeah, which Motion did you pick or how about the smoke the ending where the grandpa talks to the kid about the shepherd when Yeah, yeah, and And the and the model for the kid is just an adult that they shrank That lazy Yeah, Mass Effect 3 probably could have used a little more time in the oven Yeah, I think two years I think between it and two which is an insanely short amount of time They wanted that mass effect money and then the funny thing after all that dramatic shit in the ending Continue the journey with Mass Effect 3 DLC. Yeah, I can't believe that Yeah, man, well, I can actually that was E3 and 2 that was EA in like 2012 They were a monster Continue the fight Yes fight. Do you want to like just pretend I have zero contacts? I don't know what some mean music is that it was over Well Mass Effect 3 It explained a lot, you know, like you have an ending that's super incomplete and Obtuse and confusing and then they say hey look continue with DLC It's like did you did you actually just do this because you wanted to make DLC? Like is the ending bad because you wanted to sell us DLC Yeah, it was it was really bad and of course they didn't have DLC Hello. Hello. Oh you cut out for a second. I think oh, yeah It you know a Philippine internet That's not great guys. Yeah, I'm just saying it's it's not top tier Do you think it's fucked up if you'll make Philippine jokes you consider those racist I'm sorry, I'm not racist. Oh my god game just lags so much. Come on ps4. You can do it. Oh Yeah, the blood borns a Game that when running at 30 FPS is considered Fully functional Performing maybe better than ever Do you think the memes will come through and they'll actually release bloodborne on the PC? Do you think that will happen? No, I really want to That would be a dream come true Yeah, probably not. I agree Well, they did release that That horizon game so I don't know they did so maybe but I'm skeptical Yeah, cuz that's one of their I Think a lot of people bought the ps5 so they could play demon souls. So there's that yeah, I mean I would have the IP I want to play demon souls But oh It's just you know, I'm not buying a ps5 just to play one game. Yeah It's expensive at this point and it'll probably release a ps5 slim at some point. So that's what I'm gonna Early consoles can be Unreliable Yes, I mean remember when the switch came out joy con The joy con drift. Oh man, oh Oh funny, I'm just gonna share a story because I was in the mall the other day and like The ps5s were like sold out, right? But there was this one shop that was selling it and I asked oh, how much how much are you selling it? They said 60,000 Pesos, which is like 1200 US dollars Yeah, and and the guy said Yeah, it's a scam and he's like this. He's like one of the guys who are selling the ship like one of the clerks and he knows it's a scam Yeah, I Find it's so rude when you're trying to run through an area and one of the enemies just hits you. It's like excuse you Yeah, not polite. It's like I'm busy. I Have things to do people to be and you're just like oh Bing bong bang Like all these fucking hunters attack each other why they have to come up to me. What do I do? See, that's a good question, right? quest chin Like the other hunter should be killing the other Hunters not just you for some reason you're the one they hate. Well, I mean like is this game a Dick Cheney simulator or like You know what I mean? Why are we shooting each other? I Dick Cheney similar and it's called that it releases like this like this is a game and you're just like I don't understand Why do you have Dick Cheney and the Golden Hunters carpet? Dick Cheney is the like it's cinema lady Mariah. It's Dick Cheney. Yeah Don't be fucking great He has a shotgun on his hand replace all of the bag of the boss. I guess just political figures Maybe like one of his special moves is calling the Iraq war on you or something Hey Spoodle Wars guy here I'd like to say thanks for the advice for my long man anime review save me from the copy tisms I'm thinking about making more long man reviews, but I don't know where to start any advice So advice on what to talk about I mean, that's probably something That's gonna be something you really care about Yeah What do you think about something that bothers you when you wake up? Yeah Yeah, it's something that keeps you up at night. It's usually a good Nice 2006 era political reference. Yeah, no, I was pretty proud of that one actually You know Yeah, I feel like it was simpler times back then just in general when The vice-president of a nation just had a habit of shooting people just Yeah, simple times. I don't actually even remember the full story I just know that he shot someone like that's all I know about that The first time I found it about it probably was from family guy. I think family guy for me as well But yeah, obviously the the point we're trying to make was make sure you cover what you care about. That's that those things connect, right? Yes It's not gonna be a very fun experience the whole way through especially when you like working on this group I know figure out how it all plays out I'm almost put blinders on just focus like if you keep working on it, you get there eventually It's all piece of puzzle building it up one at a time and re-dropped Yeah, but in terms of choosing topics just The ones I go with is you got something to say that you don't think many people have said you'd something Yeah, I care about and then something that you know people will be interested in hearing I guess I Mean I'm okay with that being like the only reason if you think you've got some and you don't necessarily care about but you know People will be really interested to hear about it. It's a reason Um, yeah, I guess it's a little bit more Something controversial if you're looking for views well if you look at the views There's lots of different pieces of advice that could be given in fact You probably don't want to be making super long reviews if you want to get more clicks in general Yeah And and you should cover the news don't do critiques covering the news is a much better way of getting more views No, just read the news Movies are being pushed back by a couple months. So the title of video is the death of cinema question mark and then or something like black widow delayed again also more MCU news Just make sure make it more dramatic than that. Is this the end for black widow? Is this the end and then someone's checks it out and it's just you saying yes delayed again Like why did you ask if that's the end? It's like I asked a question. What? Yeah, so basically just do the Glenn Beck thing. I'm just asking questions. All right. I'm just putting some questions at free speech, bro I Guess I guess one of your options is also you could just lie like make up a rumor for for something and don't substantiate it at All like dead of all coming to dr. Strange 2 There's a source who said so like you can always do that. That's a good way to get quick Just lie black widow TV show confirmed Yeah, I can't question mark capital capitalized or like kind of confirmed Question mark. Yeah, just add a question mark to any of these statements. Yeah Yeah, that's the key to making money ask questions. All right be Glenn Beck Gelen bellic Gelen bellic slave night Glenn bellic He just you his special attack is crying about how much he loves America You can drown you in the stage you got to kill him before he gets too much of it done This funny cuz like glad beck is still around but I'm just referencing stuff. I remember like So dated my references today How long my fellow gamers do you know about Dick Chady? Dick DeVan Chady Hey guys, I want to have a conversation about Walter Mondale. All right Some super relevant politics Taking oh, there's a giant. There's a giant Cthulhu monster shooting a laser at me problem He said he said that like it was a problem. What's wrong with that? There's a bunch of women as well. Oh, okay Dude you better delete this vod like people gonna clip that I Don't even care that I died. I'm just trying to open a fucking route to the boss. That's all I exist for So I was reading the paper. Yeah, somebody said so how's hurricane Katrina frigates like What what are some other mid-2000s references Lincoln Park, I guess Well green they They were more popular before the 2000s. I think we're right Fringy nor damn I'm still your catchphrase And just steel fringies catch catchphrase like that. Let's fuck that I'm gonna patent it like a king did when they wanted to copyright candy or put a trade on it Yeah, that was so dumb. He's crisis. Um, yeah, well, I almost got away with it too. Do you know about the scary part, right? Do you know about starwears and star wars? I'm not sure what point in law they first show up But apparently they're ghosts that live in deep space What starwears Somebody had shot asking how was the last episode of house md No, I no idea I don't know, um I watched the breakdown of house Relatively recently was pretty good. It was just like guy passionately explaining how the show went from Okay to great to terrible I really like the theme song, but uh, we only have the cool american theme song for the first season in australia And it was worse ever since then and even when I was a kid I'm like, wait, this is not something wrong Um, the the american theme song is really cool the house Oh, they changed it in australia Yeah, so so the the the real one the actual house one was like Like that's the american one and the australian one was something like um Well, it was probably the european one, right? It was um, oh Damn, I couldn't I I kind of I pulled it out of my mind almost. I like total recalled it Because I hated it so much. Um, it was Uh Damn it. I can't even remember that's probably a good thing Your training isn't going well. Don't worry guys as long as none of this happens on the day. It's fine Well, I've made no progress at all. Fring it. How are you holding up with the hollywood writer strike? That was what the uh, the candor on strike episode was about I'm pretty sure that that writing strike ruined heroes Uh, it ruined a lot of things Because um, yeah heroes season one everyone loved it season two everyone hated and it died I remember I remember uh, because I have I have a dvd copy of transforms to Um, I remember watching the behind the scenes for it And um, that was written during the writer's strike So the two writers that they god weren't participating in and they were pampered and they wrote it in six weeks And when I was a kid like I didn't fully appreciate just how short of a time that is but it explains a lot about that film Six weeks is not long enough to write a film and make it good At least I don't think so anyway Yeah, I agree Yeah, at least it was six weeks and like Wonder woman that was in an afternoon I'm pretty confident that it was written like in an afternoon. Yeah, or at best Like a weekend It really doesn't feel like they spent any time on it at all that she had a crappy little idea And then just immediately started going to work on it and um, I can't I can't believe How badly written it is. It's um, and I mean again, it's so bad You're gonna make a video on it weekend Uh, maybe next month. I have something for this month. What's that? So this month is uh, I'm going back to that galaxy far far away Oh, I'm finally finishing that one Now for 10 years I hope people will like it. Oh, yeah I finish my stall stuff so quickly and on time I've done all of them. I'm missing like one My right, yeah I'm bringing and I want to go back to wonder woman. It really bothered me that They didn't realize how handsome guy was such a what's was such a problem that that really Bothered I can't believe that one. Yeah, I mean, I don't I don't know Why damning that nobody picked up on that, you know, and I Yeah, and I think a hint on how much they didn't give a fuck was the name of the guy Handsome guy. Yeah. Yeah hands up. It reminds me of battle for For la did any of you watch that? I remember that movie. Yeah It was a it was a fun ride, but there was a but there was a fairly important side character There uh, he's a dad of Hector this little Mexican boy and he sacrifices himself to save everyone And then the movie doesn't even give him a name Even though he's kind of important even Even the main character when he was talking about his sacrifice. He just goes Hector's father. And then you look at the credit It's that's also what he's credit to that Hector's father to come up with a name. It's kind of yeah, it's kind of yeah, exactly. You're in the apartment, right? You have his wallet. It's easy to come up with an ID right or some excuse He is such a non and like he's a punchline basically and that bothers me Give it like it. They didn't give him a name They just they just use him for a gag and that gag has so many questions that even I think Uh, what's his what's his what's that guy hit hit high top film get top film High top even I think high top knows that it it has problems. He just doesn't Don't want to acknowledge it. He doesn't care. Uh, yeah Yeah, well in finesse you guys are just interpreting it that way because of bad faith Oh, yeah That's an opinion. Then he It was not a bad thing that um that Barbara kicked that dude nearly to death Yeah, it's like I think I stand in the stream, but Yeah, Jay from red light of media says that if you wanted to show her going evil you needed to have her kill him Um, I mean wrong you could have done that but like it's already bad enough She's clearly evil at that scene. She's enjoying the power she has Yeah, it took it took Random guy that it took random poor guy to come and say what you're doing In such a conveniently timed way for her to go. Oh my god Really bugs me that the film doesn't have any accountability for that Well, in general like the film tried to absolve accountability at all turns like oh, it's taking away your goodness Why couldn't it be that she made that choice? That's better At least, you know as far as character writing is concerned as opposed to Nah, the the rock made her do it because what are you appealing to when you tell her like you need to undo the wish You're losing your humanity It's like well either she will because it didn't take enough of her humanity or it won't because it took too much Like whatever happens happens, you know, it's not Yeah, it's not really interesting to see what whatever gets decided on there I really do think the lasso compelled Everyone to just renounce their wish because what they're wishing for is not true rather than everyone in the world has some goodness in them Well, it doesn't really add up does it because um, you haven't accounted for all of the people who made their wishes And then weren't at a computer screen if you know what I mean? Yeah But didn't they say the The light reached everyone or some shit. Yeah, that's sort of like hot shit I thought I said it just reaches every every device or whatever Oh, that's bad. Yeah, but like radiates out Some guy in a cave Or what about the guys who made their wish then left the tv screen afterward, right? Yeah into his cave Yeah, back to his cave He's like, I'll come out of my cave for a bit. Oh my god. I wish I'll wish and I'll go back to my cave Yeah, the wish has so many moving parts. I think it would have been bit It would have made sense if she just killed Maxwell Like if everyone in chat right now made a wish At least one of them would troll and be like, I wish everybody had one Like giant penis on their head And then everyone's just fucking around with that Or like one of them will go I'm not gonna renounce my wish like so many millions of people on earth and no one And went no way No way, man. Why why would I want answer to return to my father for something like that, right? No Well, yeah, that's that's a real big issue is the if you told me like the truth is he has it I'm like, why would that convince me to renounce my wish? Yeah Yeah, exactly. That's bad. I don't want that to be true. This is gonna die. What kind of Daddy's gonna die a little bit. You may have the power to stop that but I'm compelling you not to use it You're like, okay Yeah, because it's not true like her or I think this was like in the discussion, right Bruce Wayne Yeah, Bruce Wayne You're like, I'm not gonna give up my parents for all Bruce Lee All bro say Better give up your mom and dad Kid master wine. Why do we fall down to make wishes? And then take it back because it's it's not true I will I will be back. Uh, I'm a terrible Very well, which leaves me and we can worry together. I guess we can talk about do you like films or TV shows or anything? Right now games. I'm watching some Korean TV shows on Netflix. So I don't I don't know if Just what I expected you weave Yeah, unless you have Nord VPN that way you could I The best way Oh, I have a question mother. I don't know like when will you be like race? Thing with with with the with the lads on blood born. When is that gonna happen? Well, we did one already Um, I won it because I'm a Chad Uh, we're gonna be doing another one now because metal metal is more prepared. I don't think Fringy is but that's okay That's okay because you know Fringy He's a different breed. He just wants to be able to have fun. And you know, that's cute in its own way, isn't it? Fun in video games. What what is that? I consider it terrifying What so so is your gun is your build gonna be the chainsaw and build or are are you just like using it for fun? Oh, we did we everyone did the um Uh Fuck what is it? Why am I blanking on the name the the soul? It's all At the boat the spear saw saying no the Soul cleaver. That's the word Jesus. Um So yeah, we'll use the soul cleaver next time. We're all gonna use uh the cane gentlemen Shalom Yeah, the threaded cane We're gonna get in that room folks. It's gonna happen. You know what my favorite thing in souls born games is fucking platforming Yeah, it's the best Oh, I I just caught up on the stream where you jumped. Oh damn. Yeah I just saw it. Yeah, but you gotta get that Just right because if you don't you die and it's like thanks. This is my favorite thing to do in the games I am really impressed with like the speed runners of of souls games. They're really like the level of Of mastery they have on on technical Shit, it's very impressive I would never take the cane sort over the axe. I prefer it to the axe actually The axe is homosexualoid Why would you say that? Well the truth here, it's what can I say? Oh Well, I guess I'm a flaming homo. I like the big weapons Like I haven't finished this but I got to the part where you can Get the the sword the big ass sword. I forgot the name right now. It's blanking. I'm blanking out at this point Oh, Loki, I made it this time. Yay Big sword got a toodle off and start my day have fun being massive and large Loving large objects thrust in and out of your rump. Oh my god Oh my You know just give it a thumbs up to that statement thumbs up Ludwig's holy blade there you go. That's not a fire. So you lied to me No, no the big sword. I said I thought you said a fiery sword and it's like I think you can apply fire paper to that sword. So that's something Yeah, there you go. Hey Fringy. I acquired a third umbilical cord. Are you jealous? Wait, what do you mean you isn't that what you need to fight the bad guy? Well, I just thought out of context. It sounds funny I haven't been picking up any in build. Where do you get them from? You wouldn't have the only one you'll get is from when you beat Murgos wet nurse or the wet nurse Murgot, whatever the fuck it's called, which you haven't quite gotten to You've got to kill. Are you doing by the way? You're killing the one where you born and fucking them up No Not there yet I didn't mean to do this. No, I haven't made much headway in the unseen village You might say it's unseen how much you have progressed Shadow streaming video games right now get him in the call mutually I mean, he's probably playing a completely different game and it might quite clash a Rooney What's it called game night is his thing, right? Game night He's what is he currently doing commanders? Oh, that's not what I'm after Dragons dogma dark horizon live stream to the quest for the ring. Oh my god Sounds like such a like fantasy lame person See, we're cool. We talk about like cool stuff Yeah, like mass effect three Yeah, it looks like he's And drama. Hey Fringy Did you play and drama there? No No No, I'm oh good job. No. Good job And yeah, he's got his own Yeah, go ahead. I don't think he's gonna want to Why do you have to be two seconds behind this Um, that's what makes it all so fluby. Uh, I was just gonna say quick shadow streaming with people I'm wasting it with people. So just like combining them could only cause chaos. All right, so it's all good. We'll just chill Go ahead. I was gonna say to Fringy for all its faults. I think mass effect free has better gameplay than Andromeda so Wow Is that controversial? Yeah, I think the main I think one of The biggest problems in Andromeda is that the main character is just so He's he's he's a bit of a pussy or she's a bit of a pussy Like There is one side quest where one of if if your loyalty mission for this one character She just ejects you from the ship and you go into a volcano planet Like if that was shepherd. Yeah, if if you're a shepherd you'd kick that bitch out after right after you've done the mission You'd kick her out, right? Of course that that that was a risky play. You could have landed into lava No, you the main character just goes. Oh, here we go like Come on Or she's a whip like Yeah Yeah, you could have died It's there are so many opportunities For rider to be a badass, but he chooses to be a wimp It's so frustrating the main character is a big Sloppy wimp. It's pathetic sounds pretty crappy I remember hearing that people thought the gameplay was actually like the good pot of it And it was the the story was awful What sorry the what the story was really bad is what I heard and that the gameplay was actually all right That's uh the gameplay is Uh the gameplay is it's not that Shooting is fine, but like the mechanics like they were hyping up Like I like there's a way for the main character to switch up abilities Right You don't have a class depending on Yeah, yeah, there's no class, but you could have like uh a bit you could Switch a loadout on the fly in theory that works, but in practice, it's dumb because Why can't they just make you commit? I'm so sick of video games doing like you could do whatever you want Mix and match classes like how about no, how about actually make people commit to the class? I Think that that's also a good idea for it or or one of the things I know that's what off you do. Oh, fuck Yeah, it's like the abilities that your character has there's so many there's so few like there's right or you have Only three ability slots. I think that's why they made you be able to switch loadouts because you could then have more abilities but Just have more ability slots, right? I I think in mass effect free You you have a class that has your stock door class that has a lot of abilities but Even in the console you could still like you can still have a lot of Abilities that you can call on I think But in mass effect and drama there you're just Stockpins free and going back down drama that was made in like two years. So that doesn't surprise me That it's just not it's lacking in that regard And what also freaky another bad thing about it was that in theory the the ability to switch loadouts would be fine like let's say there's The boss that's weak to one loadout. But when you get that loadout, there's a cooldown for the abilities I think that's a balancing issue, but it's By the time you get the abilities to be stopped to be activated like not not on cooldown the boss could be dead because You're shooting if you have like high if you're near the end of the game or even in the middle of the game You have good weapons. You can just shoot it to death and and like the ability switching Thing doesn't even matter at that point Brian Yeah, so it's not I agree that it's not really a poorly it's a poorly The design game I think that has a nifty idea I think um in terms of just that that general because I saw somebody say that I was like being That it was based for me saying that the game should force you to stick to your decisions. It's I think I Did yeah, actually I should stop playing because I need to come to church when I explain this So I think a big problem with a lot of video games now is that they do this whole you can play how you want You can mix and match your abilities and all that And then the problem is that the game doesn't need to be super thorough at any one specific thing Because nobody is ever going to be playing in one specific type of way So like if you imagine a game where it's like, okay, so you've got five classes. You go like knight mage um I don't know uh, uh like assassin Um Well, you know like you just have those standard classes It's like well if you pick one and that's what you have to be for the rest of the game Then each one of those classes needs to be good. It needs to be fleshed out. Oh my god, the enemy spawned behind me. Um it needs to be fleshed out and um Because if it's not then the game is gonna suck for people Um, yeah Whereas now if it's like hey, look if you don't like what you're doing you can just switch it out Um, you don't have classes. You can just build whatever you want I think that just leads to I think that just invariably leads to The game not having to put as much depth Into any one class because nobody is any one class You know a warlock or like a knight doesn't have to be as good as it's kind You know, it's like cyberpunk has that issue right where it's like you can be whatever you want It's like Yeah, but if you thought if you told me at the beginning of the game All right, you need to be one or the other and then I had to commit to that Then the game also has to commit to that in a certain sense I agree Yeah, yeah, I just I just think it's really annoying. Um And I mean, you know, I'd even say in the whole thing play it your way I think the artsy talked about this. It's like how about no How about you tell me that this is the way that I need to play and then you design the game I think stealth games lately or if we even had stealth games anymore But um when they were starting to die out, they had this problem. Hey look, you can play it run and gun It's like dude, it's a stealth game like no, you shouldn't make it like that at all You should make it that I need to play it a stealth and if I don't I'm gonna mean a lot of trouble like I will get killed if I try and not play it as a stealth game I'll get attacked um I I'll have less health. I won't be able to To fight as effectively as like soldiers. I mean, this is what thief does right and thief you can't fight people when you're caught That's kind of it for you. You're in a lot of trouble And I think uh, I think that's the way that you should do it make the character really good at stealth But really bad at combat. It's a disincentivized combat as much as possible and to make people engage with the stealth Oh the women I'm back at them. All right I mean the women alone, right They need to leave me alone. All right. I'm just minding my own business. Just making my way Dishonored had that issue. It absolutely did. Yep, it did. Dishonored has that problem Um, in fact Dishonored has the big problem of all of the coolest abilities are the ones that are the lethal But normally the best ending Yeah, I hate that about dishonored like the cool shit is locks you out Yeah, best anything. Yeah Yeah Oh, I've got the machine gun, dude The springy also playing bloodborne or yeah We're we're significantly different parts of the game right now because uh I'm I'm trying to like I'm latest like because from all of beat me by a huge margin and and medal is also much further ahead of me So right now I'm playing from where I was before to try and Cat shop basically Uh, not cat shop, but like figure out. Yeah, I because I don't I don't remember this area It's funny enough. We're actually in similar areas. Um, it's just that you're in the future part of it in the game Oh, okay. I I didn't know So are you reading your own chat too or just molars I am also reading chat because somebody just asked me what are some good stealth games recommend I guess like just the standard well dissects technically isn't a stealth game. It's an action rpg But basically a stealth game. So like dissects games, uh, split to sell Delights an oldie, but a goodie um I'd also recommend uh, you know what dishonored is like it's worth playing dishonored um I think I feel like there's I said thief right because if I didn't Not the new one, uh, sly cooper is actually a good one. Somebody just mentioned it um There's more my brain isn't if somebody would have asked middle gear solid. I don't I don't have an answer for you I don't know shit about middle gear solid I liked five. Um, but I didn't understand anything that was going on in it played 10 true Is that how they It's also a sneeze Wolfenstein has good stuff. I disagree It's fine. Is it the same kind of good that last of us has? Yeah, I yeah, basically it's it's the kind of like it gives you no options except sneak up behind their back and kill them And uh, don't get seen Which you know, like that's I guess wolfenstein has the advantage of it isn't trying to be a stealth game It just has stealth elements Um, whereas the last of us is a stealth game Come it feels wrong to say that it's not a stealth game Not in any meaningful ways to count Super chat makes my wish more powerful. I wish for the sequel trilogy to be decanonized and mark wolberg now plays luke embrace the nightmare Him embrace the nightmare If that is indeed a nightmare well, it's probably oh hit man, of course. Yeah hit man Um, that was one of the ones I was beginning blood money was really cool Um, the new one's pretty cool as well. I've played a whole lot of those but they're cool Oh my god, the lag. It's okay. Bloodborne you can do it What makes bad acting I don't like not emoting means it's bad because you can have unemotional characters be good I hate professional critics saying acting bad without substance um I suppose the best you have to go on is identify A consistent behavior from the character to represent their emotional states and then identify what emotion They're supposed to be portraying in the scene according to how their character would feel About what's happening and then look at their face and listen to how they express it. That's the best you can do I think that's yeah, because otherwise bad acting is instinctual I think or just acting in general like the best and worst are typically agreed on. It's the hard part is in the middle Yeah, I think um, I think you know a good example is like, what is it about Ray's act Daisy Ridley's acting that's really bad It's like, well, I don't know her eyes are always really open and she screams like You know, like I don't I don't believe that this is a person. I believe that this is an actor on set I guess is the most you know conversely if you watch like silence of the lambs It's you know, you're not watching Anthony Hopkins. You're just watching Hannibal like the You just get absorbed into the the role Lecter is a cool name Yeah, it's a it's a nice villainy name, isn't it? Yeah Aldrich Killian. No, that's that's uh, that's a hot tear Fucking savage oppress Hey, look, all right, um, those those are really those are it's it's good, all right All right, if you say so She would never get it they're never gonna let us get away The constant criticising of bad acting maybe the result of bad directing or writing when is bad acting ever the result of bad writing Um, I don't maybe if the line of dialogue is so bad that it feels like it's impossible for anybody to actually do it Well I don't know even then I feel like they could The I mean one woman 84 kind of goes against that right like lots of his right because Pedro Pascal is pretty good in it He's trying his little shoes off Even I think this Fine was good in some parts. Yeah I uh, I think this is the furthest I've ever gotten the game because I do not recognize where I am right now You're getting close to the one reborn. It's gonna be a fun boss fight for you Okay, um I believe in you for me right now. You'll be finding yourself running. Yeah, you're right there almost so Oh, okay You may be having to revisit it quite a bit I will give you a tip because I like you all right. I wouldn't do this for anyone else I'll do some metal even though he knows the tip already Um, when you fight the one reborn, he's a big flash pile You need to go upstairs and kill the six sort of witches that are um So he's the tower knight then basically Yeah Gotta get rid of them first Yeah, I thought you were heading there. You're going back now. Oh, am I am I not? Oh, no, that's the right direction This looks like a big arena Yeah, for your life young throw gold. Oh, okay. All right. Okay Chat cheer him on you can do it if he can't do it. No one can Yeah, this Yeah, that that empty area that does look like a bus bus arena time He's not doesn't it this court yard. Yeah for villainy I'm gonna have to just stop trying to speed around to catch up to you now. That's that's no my new goal to catch up How many twins do I need Interesting observation. Would you say that cringe dialogue is more cringe when you hear it in a language you can understand? Yeah, probably Um, I think that's why anime gets away with a lot. Yeah Yeah, exactly when they're just screaming in Japanese. It's really hard to tell if this is good or bad acting or good or bad dialogue um And of course when you translate it into english there can sometimes be Issues in translation Uh, here are some of my disposable income. Enjoy. Please never stream during my office hours again. Also. Hi rogauski Rogowsky is not here. Um And you know, I can't control streaming hours. Sometimes they happen. Sometimes they don't sometimes they're Weird and sometimes they're not what can I say? Wait, so they're I got hit before I was even moving. Um, There are riches somewhere on the roof. Oh Yeah, there they are. All right, where are the stairs? Go fuck them up for me. Tell them who you are Do you know who I am? This is gondokkashino There should be a plague doctor mask option in this game Well, somebody said I I don't know where the are the stairs have passed the one reborn There we go. Farewell. Good hunt. Oh wait a minute You know what's funny? Um, one of the best themes I found because I was just listening to them Um, and I was like, oh man, I love this one. What is this from? Fucking boss fight that the theme was from was the living failures Um, which by the way is a funny boss name. Um, there's so many obvious jokes you can make but Uh, it was it's crazy because it's a boss fight that not many people like but I was just listening to the theme for it It's fucking great. But then again, it's just I don't know bloodborne themes Yeah, all right from bloodborne What is the best Song in any souls burn game souls boon souls born I wouldn't want to claim confidently but a favorite would always there's a couple favorites Ludwigs is my favorite. I think from bloodborne Um, I think my favorite from bloodborne is lady maria Yes, a good one. I really like that one. Um, but Ludwigs is awesome. Um, but slave knight not slave knight often of course has a all the And gernem is really cool as well Good German, I I forget his name Go ahead Yeah, j. Do you want into ping me if you do? Oh Uh, can I grab him stab him in the face this one? Yes But it's tough to get around to him. Yeah It is tough to get around to him Um, what about all right, let's go through the the in order. Um, so we got ducks. Well, I guess Demon souls, right? What's the best song in demon souls? I'd have to listen to all of them I think I think I really like flame lurker I really like flame lurker and I'm not sure why because it's pretty it's it's very unlike any of the other ones I mean, I'd say that about um Gwyn's theme Yeah, Gwyn stands out. It's just so unique I I do like the the one returns a slumber from demon souls. That one's pretty cool. Oh my god AOE But if we're going from dark souls Probably is Gwyn um Oh my god Dumping enemies of my feet Oh, there's poison. There's poison I don't believe you Oh, man Hello, welcome to uh, I broke my ankles Jay, do you have spare ankles? I saw it. Well, I'm using them at the moment, but I'll let you have them when I'm when they're free. Thank you, Jay for your ankles Remake soundtrack lost a lot of its original atmosphere. Yes, you are very correct about that Oh god flame lurkers theme the new one I like it, but it's not nearly as interesting as the original. It's just loud It's like they listen. It's they're just copying dark souls 3 More than that Wouldn't doff enough No mool and big townight isn't as good either. I do like the new townight one a little a little bit but um The old one had the laughing that was kind of cool in terms of Dark souls 2 the best song is surulon um That's the best one Say something good about dark souls 2 challenge. No, oh Ultimate fatty just gifted like five tier one subs. Thanks. Nice. Whoa. That's what you're calling them That's his name No, I I just like envisioning a situation where someone gives to your load And then you just call them. Okay. Go. Oh, thanks fatty Um, I think somebody asked favorite video game soundtrack. That's um, that's a tough one I feel like I always default to halo 3 um Or halo 2 but um, but there's so many that are so good Stelares Stelares is actually pretty high up um on my list um But halo, I don't know this And also I don't like picking one from halo. I just I just like to say that the entire well all of the mario dona ones Okay, do you have Jay, do you have crusader gangs three or are you no? No Hey, look nothing none of your nose can approach me doing no for the volleys winter. All right That's that's the greatest though that there ever is true. Um, I need to work on the uh I I need to work on the I feel like I might want to change the the uh the donation one because I don't know if it's obvious that um What it's from I think that's from requiem by moat side You shouldn't have it I feel like you saying that your nose the best it's like It's it's not fair contest because yours is the standard by which we judge the quality of other ones. Yeah. Yeah So he's still right Well, yeah, I suppose I think I see just sad you never stood a chance Yeah, no No You can't do it. All right Well, no, I think um, I think You know, you got to get practice at it like um a good way to practice is to do the volleys winter But do the whole thing. Um, that could be the challenge right now. Actually, I mean, that's a blood-borne thing I'm sorry. I don't play a little no in nerd games The volleys not from one What is this? Do you not do you not know who the volleys are? No, it's a boss in blood room. Yeah, he's the final boss The volleys they are the bigger lord of schlute of schlute. Hmm Isn't it 12 in the UK? Yes, it is I don't I don't understand why they're saying that like it's strange Stupid hairball No, it doesn't stream at this time. Uh, which is funny because this is way more convenient time for me that day Which I usually have to turn it out at this time. That's way better for me first Yeah Fuck the gremilia Jay, do you think it's fucked up that I keep breaking this boss's bones? But that's pretty hard Is that your thing? Um, well, like it's broken bone specifically at my my things or like someone who's like good at a fight Somebody somebody's strong enough to break someone else's bones. Yeah, that that's cool Oh, look at this fucker healing racism Alive and well You know that a lot of bulls making this many moving objects attached to the boss when the game can't even run a 30 FPS Xenoblades soundtrack is good. Yeah Xenoblades soundtrack Yeah Garfish Garfield Garfeld Garfeld, you know, is it time to die stupid horse? You could cheat and say No, it called me names Because super smash brothers is just a compendium of like all nintendo soundtracks. It's not fair Nothing can compete with super smash brothers soundtrack And plus this isn't even putting to one side that like super smash brothers original tracks They're all pretty much always incredible Um, like brawl steam. I remember well surely that would count then If it's a single track Yeah, but I guess when I say the soundtrack if we are to include All of the songs so like you include the the remixes and just verbatim copying and pasting Tracks from like other video games are putting them in. It's almost unfair It's not almost it is unfair. It's like you've got 30 video game soundtracks all in one um That's why we don't judge remixes. Yeah, I'm brawl's remixes are the best. Um, I mean, I I um I wonder um Oh, I'm uh going to first. Oh, I'm GM because like Four has a really good soundtrack, but nobody really gives it credit. Um And ultimate has a really cool soundtrack as well Um Hey chat, would you be interested in seeing efap gaming raft? Let us know now and molla will definitely make it happen So, you know, that doesn't work. I just never would work Raft Raft Like what is that a game? I'm sorry. It is the game. It's fun. It's like this little It's like this little peaceful survival thing where you're on a raft and you collect resources floating in the ocean to make your raft Oh Doesn't that sound so gay? Well, you can uh, you just caught mode I gathered your breeze scavenged streets and built your own floating home But be wary of bad Oh, yeah, there's there's a little piece of shit little little cock shark in this game. Oh my god That's that's my superhero name Fringy you you're cooking up a symphony Well, that's the uh, that's the um the honor Remix which that one is super nostalgic. I remember that one a lot playing on Melee and uh, it was funny when earthbound is not like a game that I've ever played and it's not even a game I would consider it to be like It's usually popular seemingly because like they haven't made a new one after what like 40 years Efap would like j to see lord of the rings. That's never gonna happen Yeah, isn't all right j eating it. Yeah I'm allergic to Orcs and lords Yeah, and rings lorks. You ever see me wearing a ring? Oh yesterday Oh, wait, j explain your whole thing about about evil creatures to to fringy Let's see. Let's see what you guys say you guys have that conversation. I'll be interested Oh, I mean, I kind of want to like preface it with the video. I guess Well, I mean, um just explaining concept. You don't need the video So there was a classic dr. Who story where there's like, um It's called the two doctors. It's not very good, but um The premise is that there is this um race of people called the andragums And they're just like these normal They're like they're basically humans, but well the humans with orange eyebrows But they're um in the world. They're like they're just like savage culture of of like Food obsessed cruel brutal people, right? And the whole thing is it's in the story. It's established very clearly that this is like genetically inherent to their species that they are um like Just like cruel cruel brutish um And just like bad eggs basically like that's that's a genetic trait isn't they're just bad And I'm like that uh without having a reason to justify that in the story. It's like pretty um I guess kind of kind of like Well, first of all, it's lazy and and on the other hand it's also kind of like see Especially when you have The idea that a show or any piece of media is just saying like this race inherently is uh is bad in a certain sense Um, and it's like I mean you have lines from the doctor in that story going like Talking to a scientist who's trying to make like a smart and good one by giving it technological augmentations You have lines from him going lines from the doctor. Sorry going uh, uh, you're a fool. You can't change nature um You you know, you know she'll always be an andragum. You can't change, you know her genetic nature and stuff like that right um Okay, so I guess on the subject of um a race being inherently uh Evil I guess the interesting thing would be what if like those were the dominant traits that survives in whatever environment that that race Or a species developed in um Like what if that was the explanation with that then uh I guess I guess it's two-fold right whether or not you would actually choose to do it in a story And whether or not you can justify it because I think you could justify it. You just need to do a lot Yeah, I mean, it's it's not like um My stance would never be never do this my stance is like hey, you probably want to be careful if you do that um, yeah that mix message is right of like Having um when you come across creatures the evil of the core you must eradicate them or something Yeah Okay, because yeah, you can easily see how there's real world context That's a little bit of a problem Um, it's not a story choice. I think I would ever make if I was writing a story because I find it a little bit boring Uh, hey, they're just evil, but I mean that's kind of what the orakai are in like a lot of the rings But I guess with the orakai there is the difference of there's additional context Like orcs aren't inherently evil, but the important sauron. There's also that at play, right? Well, I mean the the franchise I'm talking about is uh Which I'm bringing this up for in my video is dr Who which has the daleks in it, which are like Wow, just evil, right? Yeah, but that that's justified within the story. So I'm like, yeah I mean the thing is that yeah, I would never say this is a wrong thing to write. It's just that you want to be really I think so. I you want to be you want to be self aware that that's what you're writing and the context that that has with it Yeah, I I think I prefer stories that have the idea of like You know, you you are not defined by like, you know, what you are that kind of thing. That's something I generally prefer Yeah, but you can make it work Which I think is the most important part, right? Like is that any of these ideas could work? Um, if you do enough work, but hey, remember a story you'd never have to do work, all right You have the idea that's good enough Oh, it's like, um It's like if you have um, if you have a story about like these are the genetic traits that survived in this environment you want to be like Uh Well, yeah explicit. Well, you want to be self aware of like what you what in this you're actually saying you want to actually Because if you write a story like this, it's unavoidable that there will be parallels to stuff that's happening in real life And you want to be aware of what those are and you want to you want to take control of them Rather than writing just a story Like let's say writing a story about just an inherently evil race for convenience Because you know, that's just That's just something that makes your story flow easier as having this race be inherently evil And then not being aware of any subtext that you've got in your story I guess um, the interesting thing is you think about we were talking about mass effect earlier, right in mass effect the reapers Bad guys they're like They are and there is no co-existing with them. Um, because they're like, well, no, I guess mass effect free is ending If you're mass effect free is also ending because are basically evil They have a logic, but it's the logic that is incompatible with any like moral system we have And so the only option then is to get rid of them to eliminate them completely. Um But it's it's okay as long as the internal logic follows, right? Or like, you know, for instance, there are things that we would consider I think like a good example would be just look at the animal kingdom There are a lot of our animals that do some pretty things that we would consider to be like animal Yeah, and that's the thing it's like If you introduce a race of people fictional who aren't just like humans, but they're genetically evil But they're like, oh, this is a race of people who can only survive by like Laying their eggs in like fucking some other races children or something That's a point where you've actually got like Stuff that I mean that's justified There is a conflict there, you know, we need to be considered evil. Would aliens be considered evil? I guess it's the idea of like What are your intentions? Well, I guess it's a you know, morality is complicated and like your intentions versus your actions That's a that's a whole conversation Yeah, um, so when they start spewing Uh, like poisoned. What am I supposed to do? Uh, run away, I guess call them toxic because it kept damaging me even when I was Block them I'm stuck say I'm you saying this say I'm muting this thread Oh, I can't I can't believe those people instead of just muting the friend. Why do they have to announce it? I don't let everybody know they're not paying attention if I ever decided to meet the thread I'd probably be like I'd probably announce it so people know I won't be notified if they tell me something on it Um Like there are good reasons to announce you're meeting a thread like if someone Like if someone tries to like post a correction to something you've said you're not gonna see it Okay Like Oh, like those those like muting In the straight because toxic people found it when they're just calling you out Muting this thread because incels is always is pretty much Over the thing how you killed it nice like Joe's next Yeah, I saw it I don't know who's next Meekalash Oh He went a lot. Good job for you trophy ergs I don't want to fight up the wash Why not fight fight and pussy fight and pussy. Yeah Yeah It's a bad boss. Well, I don't want to fight the collage Meekalash doesn't want to fight you you stop it wrong stop Fuck me. I was like the longest time I've spent on the witches of Hemwick. I'm trying to get to where Fringy is I don't think that's a very good reason to fuck you Well You don't even consider it Uh, I mean you don't need to get a better pickup line. I'm sorry. How about hello. How about hey, hello How you how are you doing? How are you doing sir? Do you wish to put your penis inside me? Hey, good hunter. How are you doing? Did you get some blood echoes you look pretty good Yeah Yeah Fuck off shock, bitch. Whoa. Hello. Muller and Fringy. Hello It's my birthday on friday. Happy birthday on friday, but I have to admit that I'm a pleb who almost like everything how do you Propose you train yourself to have a critical brain. Oh jay take it away Okay, like liking things doesn't mean you don't have a critical brain thinking like good means you have a critical brain We don't have a well uh Like I like alien versus predator, but I don't think it's good. That's my point Uh, oh, so you think you have a critical brain, huh? Yes Yes Well, well But I mean like, um So if if if you just want to watch stuff without being in any way critical of it Then that's a perfectly reasonable way to watch something But at the point when you want to like take it to a guess and a arena of criticism Um, and that's something you want to do you just want to compare it to standards like that's You want to compare it to to standards that you think are relevant to its quality um, and Don't involve you don't involve your emotions in that process or if you do involve your emotions in that process Use them in terms of okay. So why did this thing make me feel this way and then compare it to uh Figure out what standards it does or doesn't adhere to the uh, the the legeonomic any sense Why no, I just wanted to say it Okay You see i'm helping you Thank you Isn't this helpful We're learning so much. This is super subjective, but I absolutely hate from software slash dark souls slash secarose combat It's way too slow and sluggish though. I do love neos combat I feel like secaro Is a lot quicker Yeah, secaro is a lot more Swift What borns is faster as well And blood one is a little faster than souls So I think I just agree with you I've always liked the trade-off of like everything feels heavier and hits harder and dark souls compared to a lot of games I'd played before you know, it's just like wow everything feels like I have to think it out instead of it being a rush They um, it's a different experience compared to you know, like devil may cry where it's just being crazy Doing crazy combos and jumping around May the devil cry though may he If you won't No, it's okay to cry. No, I'm gonna say no No I'm taking it away from him. It's not allowed Fuck you devil can't cry Devil gay no cry devil can cry if you want devil gay no cry devil devil already cried Devil cried too much. Stop crying devil may That'll be cool Blood born is just faster dark souls. I feel like there's more differences than that devil may come I really wish there was a blood dragon too. Um, Which is a full blood dragon game. I'd be really on board with that um He's good Like a couple of months and we haven't seen any gameplay for that at all That's a little concerning, but it's a social experiment. It does have gusts bring in it though Everything has gusts It's always the villain. Um, he's probably gonna be dr. Doom. I think that's the rumor. Oh my god, really Is that gonna piss calico fans off? I he's too good of an actor, you know, yeah um I'd be super on board with that personally Um Thoughts on viva vendetta. I don't have any thoughts. I think it's in the movie already the comic I've seen the movie. I liked it a lot when I came out, but I don't know if it holds up these days It's all about fascists taking over our Our whole world through The idea of security That's dealing all the cum and our freedoms Yeah, Dave Rubin said that you should watch viva vendetta guys David Rubin, I think I think my favorite part is how he compared Lefties to Thanos He also says Thanos He does say Thanos. Yeah We've only ever seen it written. Maybe he's an intellectual Thanos. No, but you guys remember Thanos You guys heard of this new movie. This it's called avengers infinity war marvel studios avengers infinity war sony's marvels disney's Universal streaming because we're making fun of Dave. Dave Rubin. It was your mistake for liking Dave Rubin There's nobody who likes Dave Rubin, right? It's inherently political. You've already gone too far It's a twin piece No, twinkies like the food What like nuclear bomb proof We're twinkies nuclear bomb shot Look, I think twinkies are non perishable. That's the main thing like nothing I don't I'm sure they're not bomb proof Like if you drop the nuclear bomb, I'm pretty sure it's when he would still No, that's what they make that's what they make fallout shells out of twinkies out of twinkies It's not the twinkie itself. It's the it's a little plastic wrap that makes it immune to bombs But frigging my brain is still a recovery mode for taking it all I would you get those high level ideas if you weren't exposed to the marketplace of high level ideas How high level is the idea? Is it level three? I'm not gonna say it's level three. No, it's level 80. All right. It's cataclysm Oh, well, no, I guess there's stuff after cataclysm, right? Um, it's it's mr. Pandaria. It's level 90 level 12 boss I can't deal with is all of these mr. Pandaria level ideas. All right I'm probably pissing off a lot of world of warcraft vets A regular consumer started yelling and cussing because I asked him to give a different $10 because the one he gave me was ripped Any work stories from you guys? Oh, so many I gave a few an e-fab I've got plenty but Yeah, like off the top of my head. I haven't really got anything none that was triggered by that one But yeah, that's uh, sounds annoying Um, I feel like a lot of the most interesting stories are like the theft stories people trying to steal things um Yeah, I had my manager chase somebody because they try to steal it the ps4. I think it was It's funny. Yeah chasing people seems to be the um The the common one. Um, obviously the law's different though like, um, just yeah the The law makes it a lot more blurry. Um Sort of, you know, what what kennel kennel be done to uh to prevent shoplifting or thefts beat them to death Can do that. Um, what's wrong with Dave Rubin? Uh, that's not really a discussion Like, you know, do you mean apart from like the things he doesn't says? Oh god, so political Oh, no Um, I've just got a moonwalk away from that one as long as he's said something dumb about media we can just criticize him for that well, um Yeah, I guess uh, see how many takes he said that is his name wrong his opinion on infinity war is shit. Therefore What's wrong? He's good but found sorry called them Thanos Oh, yeah, he can't be having that mate. No, no calling them Thanos How does one mispronounce his name you hear his name spoken in the film? You know what I mean? Like it's like when people call me fringy. It's like guys I've said my name before I think uh Donald still calls you fringy Yeah, well, I won't hold it against him. I think tvc is still called you fringy sometimes Well, yeah, I I remember uh Fringles. Yeah, they're They're Pringles, but mine that shaped like a plagued off the mask. I I that sounds like a license, all right That's uh patented trademark Pringles invented by me think that Pringles, but mine reminds me of from the simpsons ads for butterfingers Oh, Jesus, nobody better put a finger on my butterfinger I remember seeing all of them in the special features and I was like, what the fuck are butterfingers? We don't have them I don't have amazon The mr. Plow Mr. Plow my prices are so good. You'll think I've suffered brain damage You are fully bonded licensed by the city. Aren't you mr. Plow shut off boy This is what I was looking for and I remember it's negative one like five three two two six Call now and receive a free t-shirt Mr. Plow, I'm a real tight one. Could I afford these remarkably low prices? Why is the shock such a bitch? That's not a rhetorical question answer uh socio-economic situation I think oh that explains a lot. I've been trying to shoot enemies, but I accidentally deactivated my uh like I I've Got rid of my uh my pistol It ain't Can't shoot through everything. Why are you streaming now? What kind of question is that? Like I don't know why the question It's a philosophical one really shark Phil a shockical question. What shark? What is it with you in that one panel? Oh Oh, she's the piggies. Oh, no the nightmare of mensons Oh Getting closer not quite there yet Keep pushing on fringy. Let's get to him before we end the stream today. You got to meet michelash What is that michelash is like internal ideology? Uh jewish That's not maybe michelash is maybe daveron then I guess Just do religions kind of ideologies Um, I'm religious in ideology. I think yeah, I think it is. Um, I mean if a philosophy. Yeah, I think so I guess ideologies are pretty broad term, right? Like uh, well, hmm, is capitalism like and why do I have sharp objects sticking out of my character That's the kind of thing that sounds like you should be concerned about honestly. I think it's frenzy or something All right, I'll be fine. I haven't I haven't reached a uh Oh, dude, if I can wiped out a shadow straight away Is fire the best element in bloodborne or just like I think using fire or bolts on Uh, like like the papers. I don't know that they're any better at worse than each other Maybe some enemies take more damage to some. I'm not sure The weapon that has like an auto bolt on it when you charge it. Is that right? Sorry Like the long mace thing Yeah, I think so. Okay. I think it takes your bullets The more you use it, I'm not sure. Oh, okay Yeah, that would be great if you could just do it without any sort of constancy Oh boy, this is this is why this got me scared. There's more spiders. Oh, no Oh You're an australian Oh, yeah avoid that Why would you play a game if it's not fun? Just saying for fun for the same reason we eat foods that are bad for us jay But that is fun. Exactly. All right final shadow. Let's do it Oh Guys chat. I'm fucking wrecking the shadows of yharnam I hope you're proud of me little mudblowers come a long way How far have you come? I wouldn't want to tell you that there's things you can do with that information Everything What can you give me Nothing you deserve Is that a reference to something? Yeah, it was harry potter Uh, I was I was going to harry potter asks what does he deserve to have? And then Voldemort says nothing you deserve It's not very good dialogue. I was going for palpatine. What something in harry potter bad I wasn't even I was going for the the dialogue where uh Also, not very good dialogue I've caught up to the beginning of the stream palpatine. What can you give me? I've caught up to the beginning of your stream Oh You have yeah That's embarrassing. I know it took you two hours to take me eight. Well now I gotta catch up to to michael ash That means I gotta beat rom Yeah, wait free. Have you beaten already? Not yet, right? No, I'm pretty sure I'm still heading up to where he is Now I've These guns Yeah, you still haven't done the fun running around It Uh, you can't get me bitches. I think I found the checkpoint. I think I've got the checkpoints in mick Good, I'll meet you have actually a sit man. He's gonna be fine michael ash soon If he beats him for this time, this is gonna be so embarrassing for me and metal, but hey And sports here, I guess too. Um, we'll leave him out. He's had enough stress Uh, I'm all around embarrassing for metal Hence it's okay to make fun of him, right? Yeah Hello, um moeller and e-fab cast I want to thank you guys for amazing content very kind very much And uh, also I want to start making movie reviews. Do you think captain marvel is a viable standpoint? Uh, starting point. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah Honestly, I think anything's a viable starting point though. Yeah, it is a movie That makes it viable. That's the standard For something that the viable standard to start reviewing the movies going from what is implied from the statement Like what would be more or less viable Like if we if we strictly saying what are you capable of just yes, I mean you care about What is more likely to be viewed? It's like just hot topics, I guess Yeah, I mean i'm fighting michael ash right now. Good luck frango Depends what you mean by viable So like yeah, um I mean if you want, um, something that's gonna get a lot of views when you post it There's nothing guaranteed, but you know hot topics if you want something that you know, you'll Be able to talk about well then Uh, you know pick something that you know, you have a lot to say about and a lot of thoughts on and you know that they're well substantiated So michael ash's main thing is he just runs away from you and this is what makes him good That's an element that mathematos has praised. Hey a boss that is afraid of you. How about that? Yeah Yeah, well once you get him in his room, you know Jay you should pull up fringy stream and have a look at michael ash the boss and tell me what you think about him mechanically I'll have a look. Oh, you fucking will jay. You will look at him Yeah, you're doing it now Oh, you will you will look upon his Careful slender Which one is michael ash not skeletons. Okay. Fuck this fire The guy with the top hat. That's like a key Oh him. Yeah, yeah Yeah, the tentacle. Yeah, there you go. There it is. Oh, Jesus Oh Echolash Chattelash Oh, how does it feel to get fucking stunlocked you bitch? Dude, this is so satisfying. I'm fucking like cheesing the shit out of this Look how much health this creature has What does it have every last bullet that hits you a stupid face Just weak My god, we're fucking dominating this poor woman. That's a good meme quote as well If anyone here wants how many visceral attacks even was that it's because he's a good boss. You don't understand Is he oh, so this is just how he's designed. Okay. I thought it was my fault. Are you having fun? You should be This is boring More i'm getting the sense that you don't like michelash. I'm i'm a fan. I like michelash's mix tapes It's a full fight This is only half of the fight as soon as fringy gets into half health stage two will begin Stage two michelash. He runs away faster. Um, he runs away and you have to go find him Because that's fun And and the enemy The enemies are just going through This is so boring I hate this I don't become a health when I get to be there, so yeah, you don't why don't the way this is your health bar up I guess Now because they're they're fake puppets things. I don't know We can why are you not playing blood for one? Because it's upstairs and i'm and i'm downstairs, so There you go. Typical fucking nazi excuse. I just beat him. So now I have to go find him Yeah, we have stairs here jay. I'm sort of that disappoints you So I have to go find michelash Oh wait, so he died He goes. Yeah, you need to head upstairs. Just be careful fringy You don't want to die of course You don't want to die of michelash Am I supposed to be that restarting the whole thing? This is good game design isn't it? Good good design Shark No, you don't you bitch. Oh, you are homosexualoid Oh, you motherfucker I'm on rom if anyone if anyone here plays raft and we'll understand there's the shot Just ate the panel of my raft that all of my wet bricks were drying on Did you deserve it though? Can I keep chasing them They kept getting out because they were door lords Because I'm meant to jump No, I don't think so Because they're like michelash kekalash perks kekalash I don't even know if that fucking summon did anything at all. I don't really care Gotta fight the spider myself I'm like Thanos I'll do it myself You're a leftist You'd be having fun if you wouldn't if you were appreciating game design You'd be having fun if you're good at the game But isn't the level atmospheric for me? Isn't it spooky? Who's kellington? He's so very spewks Spewks My spewki Aren't you scared it's the spewki with them skellingtons, right? I'm offended by this Well, it's cool because we're both fighting what I consider to be shitty bosses at the same time, so that's neat It's like poetry. It rhymes It is a lot of poetry I think it's starting to whine The thing about poetry is it does rhyme Oh, I got stunlocked by a bunch of spiders It's all down to you now. I lost my first try against Rome. You gotta look like fucking you gotta be good I just burped Did he go into his room in the door locks? Yeah, yeah, you need to go up again Like up the stairs, I mean not down there Turn left as you go out here And it'll look like it's a dead end Um, when you get back all the way to the top Wait, keep uh, keep find another staircase. Keep going up. I just can't remember where Oh, there you go. Just through there. Yeah Now you've got him Oh, my homies hate me As he once did for back to his room I was gonna say for you, you're probably upset that you were taken away from such an incredible boss fight for those few minutes there It's just it's literally it's just All right now he's doing Good at the game Cackalush, what a great fight Stop ripping on cackalush. He's fucking great Oh Maybe you can counter it I don't care too, but he's the host of the nightmare. He is the host of the nightmare If that is it's not his podcast I'm gonna fucking kill you bitch. Oh Oh, you bitch. I beat him in my first try. Is that an excellent job? Good job. Good job. Well, you probably don't feel accomplished. Do you? Not really Because all it is you just if he had tagged you with any one of those tentacles You might have died just because that's how fucking me for large works He'll knock you over you try and heal He does another one you try and heal then he does his super move Which can insta kill you as long as you're a medium till The large range away from him And then you're doomed Proud of myself for beating that you got mergo's wet nurses next if you keep heading up And then you've completed a little uh-oh I'm dead, aren't I? Oh I'm gonna eat She's so fucking wet dude Jesus There's so many enemies in this game that are just like hey You've got the basic set of moves 90 to add one that they just hit you died times in a row Once you've got one of those in there That's that's when you know you've got a victory. I think what's so cool about this level is how I don't know Where anything is and I can't tell where I'm going That sounds like the game design It's good. No corridor looks the same Nice frames, bro. I can't do anything Also, yeah, it is smart to knock out the spiders But obviously the smart fast way to do it would be not that but then the smart slow way would be to do that Well, do you see raw ROM as a dps check? I don't know about that as you can see I just have to make sure I don't get insta killed as long as I avoid that I could probably kill rom with like half the damage I'm dealing Or do you want to kill rom? I don't think you should judge me for that. I think you can do whatever you want Hey, hey Hunter blunder bus I didn't ask for your opinion weekend I I wasn't I don't care if you ask I just gave it Well, I didn't ask for that opinion There you go. Oh, that's the move That's the one All the spiders are equipped with this one move if they use it. I'm done. But as long as they don't I'm okay Is it that? Oh, I hate that. Oh, it's just boom. Just like oh, shit. I'm dead. I guess E Lucky I didn't use me fire paper that time I really just don't feel very proud about having me That michelosh like I'm just sitting here. It's just kind of pretty um Yeah, the pride ones are of course stuff like ludwig Carson's oh, yeah Those are the ones where you beat them. You're like fuck. Yeah being being micheloshi like why Just why is this? Why have I done this? Why is this muscle here? I just watched it and I was bored. I can't imagine playing through it Yeah, imagine how much infuriated it gets if you get killed right before killing him like three times in a row You have to go all the way back At that one stuff Yeah, it would Oh smaller though Your current boss fight reminds you of that other boss fight in demon souls with with the big slime thing So the boss doesn't attack you it's it's minions do Am I right? Yeah, um Sorry, I'm just distracted by how I really can't be killed at any moment if these spiders decide to do it I just Got a folks that like you and your spider zone. Oh, yeah By the zone Whoa, those some that's a weird looking spider. Oh no chuck bitch Why? I was like, I'm gonna attack some spiders other than they killed me. It's like, hmm Man your health bar is looking real beefy. It is but it's not like Usually we're on my my first run was the best one so out of all of these Unfortunately, I just didn't make it and I have to deal with all these bonus runs where I get killed early Metal uh, and I have noticed this about Soulsborne games if you are gonna take 10 plus runs The first one is more than often going to be the best of those 10 until you win for some reason It's like the time when you had the most patience and you were the most careful Katana's in blood porn Why wouldn't that be? Katana's a cool. Are you racist? Well, Katana's are cool, but like this feels not like the setting for Ninjas again, like Mika wash the ninja I think I think I'm cool. We're just calling Mika wash a ninja. That's what he does. He does sick ninja moves Sounds bitter because you can't perform his sick ninja moves yourself I I'm I'm not Mika wash is not a person who I am jealous of All right Actually, it's based on historical Europe, which is why it's not allowed to have a play Those are skim ties. Don't be a bigot. I don't know what skim ties are skim ties bozer I guess it's one those were Wombo I remember this from your stream And oh ten eyes That was a nice shot If anyone like wants to get mad on the like It's based on historical europe stats, by the way, it's like Like race is actually a thing that you can use in world building if you want to like Don't don't don't just use justification. It's based on historical europe. That's garbage um Like if you want to establish that like the culture that you're world building Doesn't have any like travel or immigration, then it's probably going to be pretty mono racial. Is that a word? It's a word now Uh, that's the one racially homogenous, but if you have If your culture has access to travel Or you know Has immigration or anything like that then it probably won't be so Um, yeah Yeah, those things deal shit tons of damage, that does sound pretty cool Disagree Oh, okay. There's there's no nail. One is for casuals There's so many bundles Well, I'm gonna want to eat the shark head I like witty bopper No A glove no skin cross go kill Pretty what you're saying about the silk road Um, well, you could have like a cunt, you know, I imagine the silk road Like I like I'm just like I just find it more interesting to have a place that's got a lot of people Yeah, just cause you can I mean obviously from a storyteller perspective, there's a lot of advantages Having a story where the inhabitants come from different places I'm not gonna get over the fact Yeah, it looks disgusting If you want to like If you're arguing about like the racial diversity of a setting saying it's based on x is a garbage excuse For whatever the fuck. All right, sure talk about like the actual Setting that you are writing So it's like if it's an isolationist Uh, if it's a nice if it's like an isolationist state, um, or whatever the fuck and it's not had, um, any recent immigration or access to wide travel then It will probably be rational racially homogenous rational but uh Constantinople is a good example of somebody pointed out like that's a really interesting location. Um, historically, anyway So boring to me more. So yeah A place that actually gets its vote because of course it could be really interesting They just never explore the interesting bits. It could be. I guess it's just like if you said to me Hey, what setting is interesting? It's like well constantinople is like the crossroads between Several different because it was in the middle east, which is its own place Uh, and then of course you have east asia. Um, and then you have africa And europe and a lot of different parts of europe coming through that one place. So it's really cool Where am I I cannot find my blood echoes? Yeah, man We don't Do you hate it when it leaves my blood echoes? You can't deny my feelings. Well, I lost him. Goodbye then the blood echoes Probably on the pig. Yeah, you're right. Actually, that probably was where they were. Oh, and I'm not having mic issues guys. I'm tired That's that's your mic issue Poor frugal Imagine working hard and cringe. Oh my god every three minutes Uh, no, you just do a vlog. Hey guys, I'm I have an interesting life, trust me What if I do have an interesting life? I feel like being a vlogger is such a soul crushing this life What makes you feel bad? Well, now I've lost like 40 000 echoes Thanks jay I'm sorry So somebody's asked you this more but i'm gonna answer it more like how do you do a self isolationist country in a story? Right in a medieval fantasy setting a story idea of mine for my world I guess the best explanation would be usually some sort of religious Sort of reason like maybe they think that everybody else is impure and they want to keep people out To keep their society pure. That's a nice simple explanation. There might be more geopolitical reasons for that Or maybe it's like an empire that's in a in a place that makes it really easy for them to be isolated Maybe they're like nestled between mountains kind of like switz not yeah kind of like switzerland So it's really easy for them to keep people out because that's the important one, right? It's like if they're isolationist they need to be good at keeping people out um So it probably makes more sense for them to be in a location that would encourage that and uh I guess also like culture as well, right develop a culture that makes sense for them to want to keep to themselves Maybe they have resources that they want to keep to themselves Maybe they're not interested in the resources that other people have Obviously they've got resources that people like an island is another one like people do them on an island um No, I guess the problem with that one is the people who went to the island in the first place We're probably pretty keen to explore. So it's interesting that their descendants aren't so interested in that Um, no, it could there could have been people living there for an incredibly long time already Maybe yeah, it depends on your history. Um, it's worth thinking about everything leading up to that point in time um Yeah, it's just study isolationist empires from history You know that there are a lot of them. So they'd probably be your first place to check Dude based off on history like that's that's the easiest way to write if you're writing many evil just copy countries that existed Well, oh fuck No, I guess I guess I guess have enough have enough of an understanding of what happened historically that you can Figure out, you know, yeah, you can create something that didn't happen historically but uh, I'm not actually encouraging copying like I think it's more fun to create something new but uh, you know Great artist steel or something. That's the quote right still from history because nobody owns that I own history Yeah, jesus uh bought history a couple times somebody said china, but china is not what I would consider to be an isolationist They traded pretty extensively. I guess isolationists in the sense that they um, they didn't really interact Like they didn't adopt a lot of the culture or the technology of the nations that surrounded them. They traded extensively They built a wall Their whole economy was trading with people That was how they were so successful Well, they weren't very successful, but that's how they survived for so long Oh I love it when my inventory is full I'm fine the one reborn. I didn't even upgrade my weapons. Whoops. Well, this'll be fun No, I'm talking about ancient china. I mean they were isolationist in the sense that they didn't adopt a lot of the culture of the people They were surrounded by plots Ancient china traded with these pigs, man They traded with these pigs China traded with these pigs, man. It was the worst decision they ever made All right guys, we'll try and be the one reborn without upgrading weapons first. It's gonna be great Oh god, that took so long Gotta get past the pigs to defeat the wet noose She's all wet because of the pigs Oh god, I know Well, what can you do? Dry her with a cloth god, I'm so not looking forward to the fps of this game when I start fighting the one reborn Dry the wet noose right now to make it dry. There that is an achievement, but I just don't want it Why not? Why would I want to dry the wet noose that's fucked up? No, because she's damp. She She needs drying hypothermia Hypothermia. Yeah She's fat. Oh my god There were errors in which china was completely isolationist. Um, all right fair enough then again, I don't know much about like ancient china Much about anything. Oh You just wrecked for me. I'm sorry for me. I wrecked you as it were more like as it is Did you notice any narrative issues with episode 9 of fly? Yeah But that's not major No watch fly everyone in chat watch fly but pay fucking attention to it It needs your full attention just fly it is a dense show with a lot to pick up on Every image is so dense What's that? We were talking about this in private, right if you get to the end of fly Um, and you're like It was boring Probably just didn't notice what was going on in it. Wow jay. So if someone disagrees with you, they're wrong But if you get to the end of fly and you can actually talk about why you didn't like it with reference to the actual stuff It achieves then sure, but I've not seen anyone criticize fly From that standpoint yet. I'm kind of glad I'm dead. My fucking damage was garbage. Wow Yeah, but you never heard that before No, no, I heard that and uh And lying with that dead character is like I'm really glad I'm dead Thank you, Fringy. I'll have to think more on it never thought of religion being a factor My first ideas was that they evolved in a very harsh area and it basically gave them a sense of paranoia and mistrust of other races I mean That's also kind of cool. Like I do kind of like that one as well But when we're talking about medieval history religion was super significant So if you're modeling something off of medieval society, you really should have religion Be a component. Well, you don't have to but It would help because it explains a lot about the way that society's developed at that time If you want isolationism though, like, uh, xenophobia is probably a pretty, uh Like a decent justify for why that would happen as well But the important thing is you need to have a justification that overcomes the many advantages that come from not being isolationist Sure, there are a lot of advantages that are categorical to just like trade And sharing resources and cooperation Um, I'm gonna so you need to justify it and if you have religious reasons That's a lot more potent because if you believe or like if a society believes that like it is an existential threat um Not only in real life, but in you know, like whatever they consider the afterlife to be to do a certain thing They're probably going to commit to that. Yeah, but you don't need you don't need a religion to have irrational beliefs like You can have them justified by Any belief structure that that, you know, whatever had blames foreigners or whatever Well, I guess what I mean is like if you believe Once you do something you're probably going to be more motivated even in the face of all of the issues Yeah, that of course by doing this thing But the thing is the most successful religions survive because they are also viable in terms of uh Like spreading and keeping the people who follow them alive Um, uh, that's true Um, but we're talking in long term over thousands of years. Whereas this could be maybe a new society That has a new yeah, maybe it was but yeah, it's something to think about. Um, whoever asked that question Glad to have helped It's like, I mean Christianity is so successful because like it It like spreading it Yeah, exactly. Um, you're encouraged to spread it I'm like, I you know, it's probably not a coincidence that it comes prepackaged with the beliefs that if you follow it You'll be rewarded with eternal joy And if you don't follow it, you'll be Uh punished with illiteral eternal torture, you know, that might have something to do with I find those two things motivating Yeah with yeah, that might that might some people might consider that motivation Oh, cool watermelon Hello rags. Hello, mollar and co. Hello. What's your opinion on amd graphics cards in general? Um, I guess that's pretty good I've got nothing interesting to say on it. I'm afraid I really I hate these things Just on the Do you pick races? Exactly Um Did it ever come up that the automatic energy saving mode failed on your pc windows 10 any solutions? No, I would recommend google They will have people I like the idea that someone's like I've got a tech problem. I'm gonna send a defect super chat. I mean, I know the answer Let's google just google it You'll get way more helpful and specific answer. They swear Well, maybe that's the advice I needed was to google it. Maybe they're not used to googling tech issues Um, I'm not gay, but if I was offered a three-way with wolf and rags, it would be rude to refuse, right? If j's lucky he may join. Oh neat That would then be a four-way. We're learning numbers here on e-fap, too No, one of them one of them gets kicked out to maintain them others No Okay I'm saying bye. Yeah Because you're the one's gonna get kicked because that's the meme. Oh, I get it. That's east of me But I was really involved in this three way It was snakehead people Okay, racist. Yeah, so in in my chat, um, you asked about the issue with episode nine You basically outlined the only one I would consider three the sort of big issue with uh with that Like yeah, I agree with you But uh for the sake of not spoiling for anybody else. I'm not gonna say exactly what you said Is it a nice little little choking one or is it a nice little dream one? um Yeah, it's the performer Because the dream one and the choking one I mean it would be such a tiny fix though. That's good thing Yeah, both of the all of the problems the show has there's so easy to tweak out And I would oh my god if they had tweaked them out and if it was perfect or Would we finally have something that we call 10 out of 10? I don't know Yeah I mean I already called light 10 like What would your definition of 10 be? um So I mean, I guess I would round up to 10 when it's say like 9.8 or whatever Hey guys, I think that's fair. Should I use cold bloods or um if you pop them you get echoes so you want to pop them when you're ready to buy stuff Yeah, but what I'm saying is like are there any Is there anything else I can do with them or is that all they do as far as I'm aware that is their entire function Oh I should go to back to the uh my lancin just to get him. I've got a lot Over the course of this game. I'm just gonna level up Yeah, typically you want to pop them right before leveling up in general I'm going to do it right now I've got like So mixed paranoia religion and mistrust and or xenophobia to make instant isolationist civilizations got it There's simple lizard people in a desert with an internal magic system for bodies Um, I think the fact that they're in a desert helps If they're really far away There is also like there are like surely there are rare circumstances where being an isolationist nation genuinely does benefit the society so like if they have access to uh Welles of resources that if they're fully self-sufficient and have resources that they do want to keep themselves or technology That they want to keep to themselves Like Wakanda. Yeah They ought to say hello to him. He's not even here Have any of you? Have any of you mad men played dead space? Uh, fuck. Yeah I like that. I've played a bit of dead space one and two and three Played a whole bunch of them Big fan of that series kind of I can't I I I I guess I wish dead space was still cool and still around and they did stuff with it Shock Yeah, well jay said calm down jay What's a fucking little bitch? Whoa? Do you want to get a free stream on twitch twitch might have banned that already careful This little simp shock Oh, no in cell shock. Don't say it in cell shark. It's the in cell shark muting this Trap because a fucking shark found the thread. So It's because the shark found the thread It's not letting me use any more blood echoes. Like it says I it just makes them Uh, complain that it's cancelling you Maybe I don't have well that usually works. Yeah Yeah, you can't use more if you can't use my thing idiot Oh, I have enough to build a thing You know his head popped open like grape and melon What do you do about it? Why wouldn't it because I thought heads have really full honestly Oh great jay sounds like your opinion the covid variant in the uk is now in the philippines. So Yay, you're welcome. Yay. Thanks. We sent a gift wrapped Thanks a lot If you search hunter biden on twitter, it's fun Also potentially will get you put on a sex offenders list quite the stand-up guy. He is all right. Oh, wow Uh, I'm not nice. I'm gonna avoid that myself. Can I be honest with you? I'm gonna do it more now. No um You think you'd be able to stream from the coof camps No Let's turn shot. Thanks. I can't say that about snakes man. Well, uh, I just did so, um, What are you gonna do about it? What are you gonna do? Do you want to them snake? Are you one of them snake loavers? All right jay ran away I was honestly the biggest fucking issue I had with jay back in the day was snake loving So fucked up because you're he reminded him of The issue He knows his place when it comes to snakes Right Now my phone mid noises, I hope it's not low on battery again My phone has lost the ability to make noise and I need to replace it That's That's not good I'm not even with headphones like if I plug headphones into it. I still don't get any noise out of it Oh, man, I'd say that's a big fundamental issue with your phone. Yeah But if I could attach like a speaker or headphones to it, I would probably not bother replacing it yet I pulled up my phone and I have notification From a comment on youtube the comment is shut the fuck up your voice sucks Oh So you're not gonna listen to him and shut the fuck up then It sounds like you've been given some advice for free. Hmm. I feel like I've got a lot better at not responding to Thank you. I just kind of You're worth of you to call that criticism. Yeah. Oh, yeah Because like I mean that's often criticism or it's just like hey, you suck completely. It's like, oh I'm I'm glad you've given me this workable advice. I can implement And uh and work to fix that's that's awesome um I just I think I used to Get into more arguments whereas now I feel like I'm better at just Not arguing about it. Have you fought the wet nurse yet? No, I'm still Can't even beat a pig. How do you propose to beat a wet nurse? That's the scale. Yep Oh, this one's for you jay Well, thank you There are games that aren't fun per se yet They are engaging or thought provoking in a fashion that is fulfilling to some fashion in spite of pleasantness Specups the line for example no room for more examples Well, um, I mean I was joking. I know that like games like that exist. No um I mean, I I know about uh pathologic Oh the fun game Yeah, where you dialed? Yeah, real fun game pathologic You sound pathological when you say that All right. Well, that's Logical but with paths. So I guess like you're saying that I walk in sensible directions. Yeah That's I'm interpreting that and you can't stop me I'm glad you interpreted it that way because that was the way it was meant to be interpreted by you good Yeah, I don't think this was a shock to you. You probably agree though fun is a complicated word You are a bitch. I know stop pissing on my wife I mean unless you want it This boss is great because you get to look at women. Oh, also. Hello fringy jay and weekend shark glad you could be here this morning I'm also glad they could be here this morning Just hanging out with the lads I guess it is technically white. No still It's just night On the fun night efap only fans went uh weekend. You're you're the one behind that right? How's it going? Oh, yeah, it's it's going swimmingly Swimming together is a content. Yeah, I mean getting the boom button Motherfucker shot me in the back of the head Yeah, that's the question chat, don't be shy They're being shy jay stop them. Well, did anyone see the tweet that we've updated about he's he's angry that there are no Movies coming out because I won't tweet him on it. It's so funny Wait, I want to see this I want to see this right now Another dumb tweet jay well all his tweets are kind of I think his main his main thrust was hey guys Get the cobert injection not because dying isn't you know Superb because I want to go Oh Oh What is this this oh, it's pinch It's pinch tweets It's between this if you're contacted by email by like Certain people do not in reference to me or my work. Do not reply or click links. These are troll accounts All right up to the wet nurse by the way, I feel like free. I can do it vice on that. I still would reply or click links Man, this wet nurse has a lot of arms Is that like jealousy that I'm detecting there free Is that the personal attack or something? That's such a funny quote Yeah I think I think I feel like the most charitable reading is she was trying to be snarky, but like it just didn't work Very lost and does sometimes come with us has been out of touch Uh Fine, I don't want to fight you guys fine fine. I'm out. It's not a big fan of this box so far Yeah, maybe it goes not good either I'll find the movie above tweet link it Oh, just find mollusk tweet if you reply to it Maybe he blocked you jay No, I want his account and I can't I can't see it. I can't see the one that you are referring to now go one. Oh, he blocked you One hit you. Yeah, that's fun. Oh, sorry. I guess I just gotta get used to that. No, no, he's gonna block me I'm on the account and I can't find the specific tweet. I mean Oh Let me find it. Let me check it out He with four swords. Yeah. Oh, here we go. I'm gonna link it in Well, hollywood prepares to delay another slew of block block Hollywood prepares to delay another slew of blockbusters is the original tweet Movie Bob quote tweets it with get the fucking vaccines into the fucking Arms everywhere on the new line Vaccinate everyone block the anti-vax psychos who won't take it and the magus super spreaders Who made it this bad in the first place all up as a health hazard? Let the rest of us who acted right have the goddamn world back Um, so that's a little tyrannical and this is coming from somebody That's a little tyrannical Yeah, pretty tyrannical thing to say just a bit I'm smelling some Why is he such a super golem? I don't know man. He's even like the super villain trooper. He thinks he's a hero But he's actually the biggest one of the biggest pieces of shit that this ever was Thanos Thanos Oh you cunt Hunter Bell's so bad. I don't want to have to do it again. It's so lame Hunter by Hunter battle hunter Biden battles I'm not gonna I'm just gonna ignore it. Fuck it. We'll try and do that on the real run It's gonna be cancer, but I'm not doing it on this one Wait, are we gonna have to fight these and oh wow. I'm lucky. I dodged the one hit bill there That wouldn't have been fun Holy shit, I don't think I have enough resources to fight the one reborn. Oh, well Man, my head still hurts from a crash playthrough. I still feel it. Oh, yeah, that's what it hurts from This is my righty and I don't you've been doing too many wanks. No, I don't use my righty for that Oh, I'm sure you don't Yeah, righty Righty tidy lefty loosey. That's how I like You loosen the coom Here comes the coom Oh, be careful that portion of the boss fights a bit of a bitch. She's gonna have randies attacking you who are like here, but not here Are you cunts? Hello What You can't say my name and then not have a follow-up. I find that outrageous I didn't have a follow-up You haven't made it clear. So I just I've decided that you didn't have one at all Let's have them all in. Oh, wait, what? Do you do you redraft? No I consider redrafting a sort of How do I put this like it it's ruining What came from your heart? Oh, yeah Do you know what anybody who says like oh you should redraft? They're really just failures and they're just trying to account for that failure But yeah, redraft implies you failed your first time It's like they have no confidence. They probably smell of curry like they have no idea what they're doing Yeah, because curries the redraft smell stop vomiting all over me. It's weird. No Jay Somebody said a thousand said here you go. Oh, thanks for helping with the world building again. No no problem I don't know what the thousand means, but thanks Is it bits? What are bits? They're like donation tisms. I think a thousand is ten dollars. I think Oh, thanks I dodged you're being a flaunt. Yeah That's a new word. That's a fun word a flaunt And uh dark gene cream baby. Why must I do all of this to get to the good bosses? So I've heard about bits You better just dodging. Yeah, probably. Oh, it's not the gift of some generous Oh, you can't oh I'm not gonna molla. I I think I've seen what you mean about hey the game tricks you into thinking you didn't one shot you Why happy? Swing twice Oh peeing everywhere I was so close This is a lot of the design has that I mentioned it a theo and I think theo wanted to try and make some form of a defense Like it's a part of the design like it's a oh, I'm out of fucking. Yeah, there's no way I'm going in this Where'd you pick the threaded cane because uh, we will be that will be our restriction on our Most upcoming race. We've got to use the cane Oh, are you doing that run through now? No, this is the practice run And for me, it's practice but not with the cane just like actually knowing what the game's content is Uh, christianity, how did you find? I'll go ahead moller christianity won out by being so malleable in taking on pagan christ Uh pagan traditions along with consolidation of power and a single figure was appealing to leaders compared to polyith Polytheist structures also high mollarenko. Hello Interesting I don't even know where a good place for fucking blood vials even is right now in the game I just still go back to the opening level and kill the big guys Yeah, that's probably got enough idea right now. Is it central yonam, I think yeah Thank you person in chat. What'd they say? Like a new hair suits me. I like your new hair too Thank you one though. I haven't checked twitter, but I'm sure it's great. It's just long. I haven't had it cut for a year That's that's what I did Wait, uh, do you have a link because I I'm unfamiliar with this completely And whose fault is that fringy. Hmm on this planet. Yeah, let's see if I can find a recent picture blood vials, all right, wait Oh, give me that blood We've been gone for hours. Nido. Oh, damn Well, what was an impromptu stream? Japanese is a class a example for isolation Uh, isolating themselves for a time. Can't remember when because of this They in terms of art flourished greatly in terms of art Um, I know that japan was isolationist prior to when they sort of went very empire-ish In world war two dose World war dose. I do think I do think the hair is very suitable Thank you. I know anything. Oh, yeah I give seven thumbs that's more than two And that's all I actually have on my hand. It has to be good. Yeah Wow, you just compared black people to animals at the fuck you saying that there aren't black sheep All right This is named Jonah. Oh my god I'm gonna lose all my blood No, my precious blood give it back Oh my god, there's somebody crawling on the ground trying to scoop their blood back into their open wound My blood I need it. That's mine Providing the people around them for the blood Hey chat excluding sport gene is the best jack books character for me fair I don't even think they would say sport some of them would say sport. That's gonna be the normies your choice. I think So you're looking for the real fans Oh, yes True fans put j is in chat Maybe they're saying that you are the best meme Well, maybe All right, that'll be good enough for the one reborn at least try them one time Oh, everyone's saying galitha J but with piss I don't think that happened but You can appreciate the spirit of that comment When's the next uh chat box dream gonna be huh? I don't know Probably after the next blood born one because that's that's probably gonna close the chapter on blood born Oh the definitive champion smaller is it? That is that deciding well Oh, it's it's pretty much whoever beats the other in in the race is basically the best blood born player on earth. I'd say The best ifs I do all the nostalgia critic The classic chapped up character Moeller is kissing emoji kissing emoji kissing emoji Jay is smelly those chat those two chats were back to back Moeller is kissing worthy and you are smelly. Wow. Can you really argue with the truth there? Oh, why would I want to Jay but edgy Oh, who's better? Fringy that one or echelosh? I didn't even get to hit him once he killed me Someone said someone in chat said get jobs hippies There's like a 10% chance that's an ironica thing. Well, but the but what we're doing would be be done by anybody on the hours Fringy did this after work But honestly though guys when you stop and give me money or that makes it that makes my life better, so You're upsetting that poor person who called you a hippie Keep doing it. All right, keep upsetting the hippie. That's the guy who called us hippies. I guess that's there you go do Can you stop stealing my health? I think getting really close to the mic and being dramatic Is one of the funniest One of the funniest things you can do Jay the comedy here is so lackluster Do something about it. Stop vomiting Jay is blood born edgy with its blood gems and blood echoes I would I'd ask you but you ended that with the full stuff instead of a question mark, so Oh, no I don't know. It's like I mean blood is a co-element in the game that like Like the universe the story is all about manipulating blood basically That is pretty edgy though Um, I think it's really neat the the mechanics and the systems they created out of it edgy I think it's more meaningful than simply being like my sword is a blood sword. It means that it it it stabs you Like the one for adventure time where they're self aware that it's a joke The sword is made of blood I can't remember that one, but it sounds really um, it's Finns, I think second sword is a demon blood sword made out of demon blood And eventually like a demon comes like house my blood give it back Excuse me sir, that's my blood Yeah, that would be funny like like I said gong demon blood swords actual demon person comes to your house Jay put out more video videos you jingle hymer. Oh, I mean, I'm making more video material than I've been making in a while But it's all going into one big video. So Don't really address the jingle hymer comment though Can you hear it seagull? Yeah They were pretty loud remember when I played you like the um The song of your people the clip of uh I think bring it. I think you're the only one who was around You hear this the clip of um seagulls just in my city, but just what it often sounds like insane degrees of noise just Oh come to avidine it's biggest biggest dolls in the uk What's the selling point? Well, hang on. Let me see if I can find it. Um vomiting again, really? I'm sorry Yeah, um, this is the survival guide published by my city council I will put it in chat actually um Bring it's going in your chat too. If you allow links and then it's going in our chat This this was this was published by a city council urban dolls Living with urban living with urban goals survivors guide Do not Eat dolls. Yeah, it's funny, right? Things you can do do not drop litter or food Well, all of them are like be a good neighbor and don't attract girls to your garden by feeding me She's a paper don't Oh man, they're encouraging you to smite the eggs god damn pierce or oil the eggs to remain Wait, why does it say that this is I don't even know that this qualifies as a battle sometimes Just flash on my screen Can't you just do you have a serious question if it's a big problem? Isn't there like an extermination force for these things if it's that how I don't know how the fuck you could They fly They're everywhere and they can they can live in like a sea as well I got me collage next okay pity me It is illegal to capture injure or destroy or draw any wild bird or interfere with its nest or eggs Oh, so you'd rather it destroy Aberdeen then penalties can be severe However, the law also provides a general license system which allows property owners to take action against girls nesting on buildings by destroying necessary I'm sorry The system can only be used for the purpose of preserving public health public safety and the spread of disease Or specifically for control of herring great black bearded. Um, what? great black backs and lesser black The bad camera angle is based on your positioning mohler. No No, the game can't handle focus on large enemies that you get close to stop forgiving the game for this stop Bloodborne is awesome. It doesn't need you to simp for it so fucking hard It's your fault because you shouldn't be using focus for itself. Yeah, it does just fine Hit the bad guys Well, it doesn't work just don't use That logic fucking kills me honestly I mean I'm still very very very worried about michael ash Why are you worried about michael ash? He's really ugly and he has a weird hat. That's that's why i'm worried about him They maybe made some of his hat jay. Are you happy now? Honest to god jay. I thought jay was talking about wild girls Yeah, they make a lot of fucking noise in this city It's illegal to destroy their nests unless they're invasive on your property No, but it's Weird though like if ghosts nest on your property you can arrange for eggs to be pierced or oil Isn't piercing just a politically correct way of saying poking a stick I think sorry for the egg so it doesn't happen. Yeah, so abort abort the seagull Oh my god, so you can't kill it unless for very specific circumstances, huh? um In relation to the the isolation thing could that be a civilization that had a bad experience with interacting with other societies Um, probably have to be a significantly bad interaction several times I guess I could almost destroy their entire way and they've just concluded that isolationism is the only way One reason like I guess if they've been Invaded a lot of times or whatever If like if the people around them are like a warring people so That could work Pray to jay Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on So Haga, what the fuck is this tweet? Oh, it's from revolver. What is it? I No, okay, so we go on musk earlier today. We did legalize his comedy, which I'm like kind of kind of cringe I agree with him legalize comedy Like, you know, you know I I played legalize shutting the fuck up right pretty just like basic like No, you level shit Yeah Someone has replied Man, you changed Now you're also one of the ever offended Oh my god, better not watch your own cinema sins reviews. Jay sounds like you offended them Your sjw friends would see that as clear harassment. What? Well, my my cinema sins videos my videos about them My all my sjw friends would see that as a harassment Jay stop being so sjw Oh, wait, you criticize a man. They're probably going to give you a trophy for firefighting the patriarchy Man like 2015 internet politics Jay good job on the beating the patriarchy, by the way I'm single-hand Kind of impressed. Can you saw the matriarchy now? That one's good actually. Oh, what about the middle one? The nbiaki that one's yeah, that one's pretty cool. That's a zoom bun baki Look at this lad throwing fucking stones. That's not how you make friends, mate How'd you make friends? You don't throw stones on them Just don't be a cunt. Just don't throw stones. Yeah, that's the thing Hey, I was wondering how to get more feedback on my review. How did you guys do it? Was it luck? Was it more precise? Share it on different websites ask friends of yours. Um It's kind of tough sometimes Unfortunately, I would recommend reddit, but then I would also not recommend reddit I got lucky on 4chan with one of my videos You do have to like show yourselves though At some point Like like you mean like get naked? Yeah, like you start that only fans I'm not gonna say I'm against a weekend warrior and only fans Maybe I'm already on only fans I would win, all right. That's right. That's not telling you. It's just like a really crude drawing of a dick with a pencil like Yeah My god, my dude's elite Oh, no It's out there The people they know Nice tracking loser. Oh Oh boy, I get to fight micholash for you. Don't be angry. The game is trying I'm more stressed out at the moment. Um, I think I like midnight streams. I feel like super lucid I'm so tired Um, I've been rewatching batman the animated series and it definitely has my favorite depiction of batman in it Fair enough. Wait, what's sorry? Batman the animated series. It's their favorite depiction of batman Batman the animated series is a pretty good Or is it No, like I I I do wonder that much another one like I doubt it's like the point was that I'm actually like pretty confident From what I even though I haven't watched like I barely remember it. I just know it's like good of everybody pulls it good Um, kevin conroe was in that so was my camel because I kind of became the established voices Of those characters. So they they definitely had that um, and I think batman the animated series are started the DC animated universe, which is a much more cohesive and better property than the The live action one. It's pretty funny Well, actually it's not surprising at all because it's all about the writing at the end of the day Production values are only going to get you so far, which is really nowhere at all. Well, michelash cooperated in that first bit really well Let's see how that plays out as time goes on Nor They're like one of those uncontacted tribes they still have You know, like they still have Spears arrows me And well, it it doesn't remain me for long The story takes a pretty dark turn So a bunch of people sort of found this island And they went there and wanted to make contact with them. They got spears thrown out So that that wasn't so good when they're coming with a helicopter I think then they had spears thrown out and so you can't go there anymore because I think they actually Well, there are movies that have been made about I'm not sure if they're based on real events I'm assuming they are but when you venture too close to one of these like distant tribes and then you get fucking eaten by the people there Well, that might be based on many Amazon based ones. There are many. I think there are thousands of them in the amazon Um, imagine like being one of them and seeing a helicopter I mean we start worshiping it, right? Wow, that's their first years at it. That's the thing. I don't intend to worship them. I just try to kill it Fuck off bitch And they'll throw spears at it and It's not working guys. You guys try the other spear the big one I have to go for visceral attacks my damage is fucking pathetic. Make less. Does anyone ever tell you you're really gay? Margot's Wet nurse and I hate it That's the thing man, you got it's another it's a whole row of bad bosses in our in our yeah Why would you defend this man? Why? I It's mechanically infertile. Oh my god a skill just just came into the fight and jumped out the winter Yeah, you're enough of this jumps out winter I might be too far. Oh, yeah, there's almost no stranger. They damn Oh, here we go Talk about the cane frogs. Well, they're not frogs. They're toads Uh starters There is a difference And I'm not sure I'm not and also you're spelling it wrong. They're not spelled like came the name. They spelled c a n e um And also, I don't know what you want to say. They're they're like an invasive species that are hugely destructive to the environment You're just fucking a blurry like I did I will you know, it's not it's a it's a good man. I'm I'm not I'm not upset He's dead now um That chatter is dead. Yeah Cane toads were brought to australia because they didn't like some of the natural beetles here The cane toads killed all the beetles and also many other animals. So that was a very good decision One of one of the many brilliant decisions made by some of australia's earliest inhabitants like letting loose 20 rabbits to hunt them Not killing them all and then there are like billions of rabbits now and then you had to build like a 10 000 10 000 is an exaggeration A fence that stretches all the way From the top of australia to the bottom that doesn't even work Good job many good It's funny the dingo fence was more effective Than the rabbit proof fence the rabbit proof fence is not rabbit proof, but it is a good movie How big is the frog fence? There is no frog fence The frog rule this country Frogs just jump They're mad at me. There's no fence that can stop a frog. Let's be honest We're going to ball the wall I just to build a wall around the frogs. Wouldn't you? All right, here we go second phase Wow, he tried to do the super move right at the beginning that sly cunt I want to meet the person who programmed him I just want to talk to him Give me the fucking visceral you selfish there we go You want to stay in the corner fine? God this fight is so good though The pride you must feel watching streamers play against this character when you first release the game Oh, yes This fight's more tolerable when you deal damage. I mean I am you can clearly I'm winning I won I love that the fight's more tolerable when it's over faster Yep Please tell me this is a hidden boss. No, he is 100% necessary to get a lot of shit in this game done Me you've like legitimately just caught up with me. I am here with you Fringy. I shall touch you Like this boss. Let me tell you Really, you don't like to be touched I wanted to put you touching away Or is that gonna get me copyright struck? You are out of touch and out of time Don't walk just saying the name of any song will get you a copyright strike Well, I mean I am singing the song No, just say the name of the song you'll get banned I gotta find so many blood chunks. There's no way Why are you calling me dumb jay? What the fuck? Um, I mean I've met you. Whoa. What the hell? I'm gonna tell Fringy. You said that Don't please don't tell him Fringy. What did jay say? Fringy said I'm dumb I'm sorry. I that's it. That's the apology. There's not even an explanation Lyrics aren't usually copyrighted. It's generally the notes of the music that matters jay. I I know that I was joking jay was having a giggle Just like It happens all the time what do you mean? Touch time Seems out of more than just tone Yeah, that's gonna trick them super safe, right? We tricked switch, right? We'd be amazon I am out of touch and out of time Seven oh, that's it right you're out of touch Did a shock I'm gonna get you again. Oh, that's so funny me. Oh, I thought Yeah, I'm out of short. There's really so much fiel I likey likey that was james wood uh in that episode Oh Jesus Dude the fucking pigs are terrifying. Yeah james sticks Shadows of yawning. Please save my life. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please Yeah, the pigs don't want to mess with me when the shadows of yawning come to town You almost fucked her up fringy you can do it. I'm very concerned I'm not gonna Cosmic gay as they say what if you had more healing aims? No, he could hit me in one hit and kill me. So that's super nice In blight did I miss the resolution of what happened to the kid's parents? I'm what the uncle had to do with it seemed important till they dropped it What I don't know what to tell you buddy. What do you mean they dropped it? What do you mean? What do you mean they dropped it They told you what happened to them and it's the whole reason he harbors what he harbors What do you mean basil? I feel like they're expecting it to be a different kind of payoff That's your problem is you wanted something else not that they didn't pay it off. I'm saying it's a you problem Yeah, absolutely I want more fire papers all right about fire I'll set you on fire That's not really the same thing is it that's not what I asked for what you just said takes advantage of me So i'm gonna tell everyone My cunning plan has been found out Was it really cunning if it was easily found out? Yeah, you're just very clever I win Excellent You know who's next Well, technically speaking you could pick from a lot, but I mean typically you go to dlc now Ludwig is the first of the dlc bosses and technically You can fight Ludwig from as early as you unlock them That's kind of where the game expects you to begin to try so you should be In a pretty good position to do so Um, admittedly I am pretty tired, so I'm probably gonna Well One of the bosses where I can Well, I can guide you kind of Not really I just realized this guy there's a bit of a wavy path. It's like um I mean, it's not that if you like get a youtube video up that just says like pathway to Ludwig Because it's not um It's not entirely straightforward Yeah, cathedral or then straightforward. No to the left of the three exits. Do you want the left exit? And then um There is an amygdala that can grab you you need to walk up to like Typically, there's something to collect there like a like an outfit. You would have picked it up probably You can try and maybe chat can direct you Very well, all right, all right me go you come let's have a go shall we Let's go, bitch. I'm going to eat your face The lightning thing wait, she went away come back you scared her Oh I'm dealing so much damage to her So exciting Is that the wet nurse? What is that? Fuck this fight too so many bad bosses That is the wet nurse. Yeah She doesn't look that wet does she? Hey, you stole my joke. Hey Thank you for stealing a joke with yours This is what I call gameplay What's she doing? She's not even attacking me anymore. Okay, that was really attacking me You heard you complaining on oh Is that it? Is that so? She's getting offended. Why is she just never turning to look at me though? That's my question Does she think I'm ugly? She doesn't need to look at her Her arms like she can just reach behind her Take care of business Take care of business Yeah, so that just wrecked me out I'm not the stupid sonic move See she attacked directly in front of it, but I wasn't there. Why'd you do this to me mom? I guess she can't be staggered Can I throw molotovs at it? I'm gonna throw a molotov out of you guys ready. This is how much I hate you 129 damage Touch it Wait, I could probably um if you give me a sack I could probably guide you to uh Ludwig personally in a way Although that makes any sense Healing on the wetness Where'd you go margo? Anyone else bored? My name is mom blow Oh, that's what you say in like the climactic scene of captain marvel, but if you were captain marvel. Yeah My name is not buddy It's not incredible either that ship is sail I'm wombo. I am wombo. Do not fuck with me Lord of chaos Yeah, so you got if you got my stream up free just follow my lead I'll go there in a sec. Once I get a fucking let me go home He did this to me as well. It took like 20 minutes for it to It's supposed to let you absorb the moment because killing the wetness is such a fun achievement. She's such a great boss I feel sarcasm. Why are the bosses flaking out at mola? I don't know. They're afraid of the bumbo In ones that's that's awesome. That makes me really happy Well, I'm so proud of you. I mean, I would just blame the game, right? Let me go buy some blood veils Great 15 in stock. There's no fucking way. I'm being ludwig fist, right? Oh I have to record some stuff Oh, goodbye weak in the world. You're talking bye. It was it was good hanging out serves Except for j It's getting j you know, you know, I love you Okay, when's our next when's our next podcast? Yeah, j. What the fuck? It'll happen. It'll happen. I'm I'm just I'm very busy at the moment, which is why all right Which is why I procrastinated for two hours on this stream We won't hold it. I get that all right. I get that feeling Hey, you've never been to dundee. Have you? Oh getting cold out. Damn What is for the better? So they have bigger seagulls in dundee? Is that what I'm hearing? You claim to have such big seagulls and you haven't even been to dundee with the fuck Because that's the only claim that I could see that being being contested by Uh, the idea that I've not been I've driven through dundee. I'll tell you that But no, I've never actually stopped. So the seagulls look too fucking big I didn't want to get out of the car. J. I make dollar grab me help Um, believe in yourself Have fun guys. See you next time. Goodbye. Actually, I did it. Bye tag We're in tag J. How much longer for your mando video? Uh six years Also, I might have missed some context or explanation What happens that thing about torchwood free fab or something? I'm gonna release it the day j releases The video for the doctor who is all gonna tie in Yeah, and you'll know when that is because I'm gonna premiere it and I'm gonna let it Sit there for a couple of days before it's ready with people being notified that it's coming Um, also, I'll tell you Yeah, and then you'll get to see a recording from fucking centuries gone. All right Wait, so fringy the best way to do this is probably to watch me do it and then you do it Okay, because you can't pause in this shitty game So you want to go Forward and then straight to the right you can pick up them if you want whatever just then you go up here You're gonna see a hunter with two beasts Avoid avoid He's a very angry man. You don't don't want to ask him his name or anything And then you keep on going Keep on going you go ahead all the way to the top of this big staircase. That's pretty easy to remember And then you'll find Right at the top you have to turn right and go through a little hole That is the first section of getting to Ludwig I'll wait for you to get here because this is like a safe space For snowflakes Yeah, just get to the top of the stairs Wait, where are you? Oh, yeah, just that staircase get all the way to the top And then as soon as you pass the big flaming ball that gets sent to you You're gonna want dodge left or right when you get to that bit And then turn right Right That's left This is right That's right. Yeah, and then through the little hole Okay, all right now you're gonna watch me again. I guess because this is a bit this is a bit tricky can be anyway So well go all the way down here then we'll then we'll go from there so What we want if you can see on my screen you see that bridge in the distance I can't even like Where my hat is you want to get to that bridge? Okay, and then you go to the right of it. We can unlock the first shortcut I don't usually do that but for the sake of getting you to Ludwig I will so because it could we could don't have to do all this again Then watch out for these guns. They are pain in the ass. Yeah There's one hidden there's a hidden gun So It's big gay man Oh I could actually be Good man, and uh, I would imagine you would not want to do that because it'll end the game Yeah, yeah, but I'm just saying like that's where I'm at. Yeah I'm gonna get on with what I need to do and also it's okay. Bye. I guess I need to do that too Bye Wait, I I lost you I lost you Um When you get through the house, you're gonna get get forward go through the house There's a couple of hunters to get past. They can be a bit of a bitch And then go under the bridge and turn right as soon as you go to the other side Go up the stairs and follow forward until you come to two double doors open them and you've got to sell the first shortcut Yeah, just go to the bottom level and then go out the door to the right of where you came in rather than the left All right under the bridge turn right Yeah, this bit this bit is pure chaos when you just want to get to the bosses Yeah, yeah up there go through the big hole and then you'll that's the first shortcut opened So that's some progress for you that's permanent. Um, I just realized that I need to show you the rest of it So I'm just gonna go back to where I was Okay, let go like as far as you can without alien anybody just you know like where that opening is I'll go there in a second and show you where's next Experiencing old hunters at all like I'm just Oh, well, that's the thing if you want to explore this place you can lay up if you want to get straight to the boss Um, all right. So I opened the shortcut, which is by here. So if ever you die, you can go straight to this now Yeah, and um Then if you just uh watch me, this is where you'll be you come out Then you go all the way to that cave over there And you're gonna seriously just watch what I do don't start moving because there's a couple of things like Obviously avoid all the enemies. This part's a little bit gay for that There's you get to this you need to go all the way around and then up the ladder the ladder Is you have to watch me get to it? Right here. It's a piece of shit and if you're unlucky, this guy will knock you off it Uh, I made it this time. Sometimes I don't when you get up here Just go forward Is gonna be a big guy with a gun you have to avoid Just go all the way forward and then you're looking for once you pass Uh, this would be what leads to your shortcut once you get well, it's not a shortcut It's a lantern in here and then you're ready for the boss. Like I said bit of a bitch All right, let me give it a shot, but I believe in you pray for me Chat pray for him No, you just hate michael ash because he's effeminate and eccentric you checks sjw notes Shit stain should swine Well, how dare you? All right, lidwig, let's have a go Lidwig is Common choice for top boss. I do not share that sentiment. Well, I do for a second phase though You're interested to see what you think of them Exclusively Well, I guess that could mean we get some good stuff Maybe you be soft you be soft massive is the guys who make the division so I don't know what to make of that a live service destiny type star wars game could be good, but probably I don't know about that I do like Stuff about the division, but no more EA exclusivity. That's that's good as far as I was concerned That that deal has not yielded much in the way of good content Another generic you were soft open world game. Yeah, that's the concern, right? It's my concern anyway Very much by fault that was a kill the enemy by the gate before ludwig. He drops five heels Is there an easy way to kill the dude with a giant gun? I don't know 100 bits. Happy new year. My favorite green man. Keep fighting the good fight. Cheers. Thanks bunch, man Everything is so quiet. Is it? Oh um Yeah, I've got like desktop audio negative 20 game capture like negative 36 Waterball for all Make the same mistakes twice Because I chose to I was kind of experimenting this time around. I wanted to know if it was worth pushing the 40 HP to 50 In sacrifice of 10 points in skill while also trying to rush and not level as much as I usually do and The lack of damage is very clear I haven't actually got the final upgrade for my weapon as well But I still think I can beat This guy drops bullets. Oh, not him the ooty skeleton by the gate. Alrighty then I like the idea that they probably added that specifically because people Oh, this is probably not what they meant Wouldn't have to farm as much and it's just like How about you just remove it? Oh, is these is this? This is gross. Oh my god. You're right. He does neat Molar in the game louder than you. Oh boy. Do I want to mess with my life? Oh, there we go. That's louder, isn't it? I would presume so I don't want to blow your eardrums out. That's the thing like whenever I turn the microphone off tends to be Shattering It's only just like for five hours later quietly Yes, get crippled horsemen. He says all I was doing was spamming move and it's just like it locked me in Not cool. Oh, it's the the one that she looks at once in a while though It's um You should be able to find it Good luck, sir. He gets quality options on the ground He's in phase two, but I've lost half my health. So this is going to be a close one guys Though this is the best part of the soundtrack. So let's chill with me. Thank you. I don't know if that should hit me But all right, I'm I'm guessing No way Damn really engaging fight though Clearly I am I fucked the dodge on his double hit Cost me the whole fight Usually was almost a real gamer man So true Let's get some firepapers ready because All right, we're still good for health Oh, you're looking at his cutscene He's a sexy boy in here I was about to say I'm really like the design is really cool Oh, yeah, he's a fucking horrifying monster in a good way Dude Ludwig's a tough one spas move. I was really going for a stagger there. I'm even fucking Stunned off me little bitch Spam and roll. I got nothing I don't even think that one was intentional. I think that just happened. That was Ludwig's best prince Sure, you have to understand many of us have this Tism and your deadpan delivery short circuits are Tismi brains Oh, well, he's gone. So too late, buddy um I find it literally running ghosts am two bits You just made a respect for how you handled adversity in the black on rent towards the end from showing him that it doesn't matter if you're broke because He's exquisite at us hasn't watched pursuit of happiness with will smith and you've got an expensive gaming pc I don't like you lost me I got no idea I Feel sorry for the camera and the Ludwig fight It doesn't have any clue what it's supposed to do Ludwig's second phase is so much better than the first. It's not fair. No don't spaz out. I don't like that move I don't understand how I haven't gotten a stagger I've smashed Ludwig to pieces Um, I'll help you out here with this But what won't play through did you guys still call it a good game more than a lot weeks? So hats off Um, I think bloodborne is fantastic. I fucking adore this game. I just have lots of issues with it He played red dead redemption two thoughts on the story and characters favorite least favorite character Objectively one of the best written games ever made play at long man, please. Well, I mean, I have pretty favorable opinion on red dead redemption two Um, I do think that game's really good. I do wonder if that game suffers a bit though from being a video game You know what I mean? Like Arthur is a good man, but in in gameplay It's just totally inconsistent But um, I'm a big fan of red dead redemption two You always hear boss a game when you're stuck on a boss like no actually I love being stuck on cars I'm Maria and Ludwig to an extent Um, meanwhile, I beat Mirgo um fucking Mikolash And well not ramen first tries, but they suck whether or not I beat them didn't play into whether or not I thought they were good I'm gonna do a safety heal. Be trouble. I'm just nothing at all Please let me heal. Okay. That was so fucking greedy of me Safety Oh I'm good at Ludwig or at least for a fucking non-professional. I think Like that's really low damage. I just beat him with I know it was 13 blood vials. That's not so bad I don't know like I'm not good at a lot of things in the souls born stuff But like I feel like I did well in that fight And this is like my favorite experience with these from software games like this This is why I fucking love these games. That's some peatism Really it's so engaging like mechanically and then the soundtrack. Oh Oh Yeah You have achieved gamer. Yay Look, it was a long journey. All right. It took you several decades, but Right now you're a peak achieved gamer, man I've been using the beast blood pellets either and they're pretty risky, but still I was how's yours going? I've just got some extra blood vials. I'm gonna go try him again. Fuck him up Uh, hey, more of an enjoying these blood brawn streams recently I finished Sakura as my first from soft game and loved it. Have you played it? I can see why some from soft veterans say it's too easy. I've not played it. I need to um Yeah, I think as far as I know You've played Sakura, right? I like it, but I didn't beat it so I don't know if that's a rousing endorsement Always yelling ludwig Yeah, maybe I'll play it one day. Who knows? He does yell a lot See like the audio is coming through on the stream, but my tv is uh On two volume and I can still hear the screaming Wow Chill And it's like a weird sound as well that kind of doesn't come through the speakers very well Like it almost feels like the speakers are straining to get it out So that's some that's some good game good audio design there. It is pretty scary. So I'm struggling with this This first phase really difficult Yeah, he's um That first phase is a tough one. Uh, I feel like Whenever I'm beating him It's because of the amount of times on my lifetime that I've played him and I get a bit of muscle memory back on When to dodge and stuff I used to hate him a lot more, but it might be because of my health there like He can some of his moves deal a shit ton of damage Also, it's locking on to lack his bellard button, which is not super helpful Yeah, the unless the thing and the problem with bloodbun's lock-on system There's just a couple things about it that don't quite work. I've been even like look at how little help I've taken Yeah, I know Guys I had a roommate buy this on my ps4 forever ago. He's gone But bloodbun remains waiting watching no the long streams it. I guess I need to play it. Yeah, go for it A very unique game as many would probably say Every time I try and jump Yeah, he got me it's over. Yep, it's over Oh, wow, it's not all right Yeah, when he does the jump the Metal and I just fucking panic roll. We're just like Yeah I'm not sure if I my brain is up to it. I think I'm uh, I think I might call it there. I'm super tired You know, that's probably a good idea actually. I might do the same um I've either replayed. Oh wait, you answered that one. Um, apparently gta 6 will have one protagonist to his female Will they fall into the go-woke go broke trap or avoid it? My money is on the former Okay I mean Just because gta did a female protagonist before No, so they actually did an interview in 2013 I remember this where they said like we're not interested in doing female protagonists Because grand theft f5 had three and people like well, why isn't there a woman? They just said we're not interested Uh, which is a perfectly fine response Um, if they've changed their mind, that's also not a problem like anything can work um And I get the impression that Sadie Adler from Red Dead Redemption 2 may have pushed them towards the idea that you can make it work um Because Sadie Adler, I do like her so if they did somebody like her or you know and plus well I guess the interesting thing with with rock star is that um Dan Hauser who wrote a lot of the games has left So I'm curious whether or not the tone of like rock star Remains without him writing the scripts So I I wonder Because all the houses are gone. Yeah, you just I think Sam Hauser's still there, but he's producer So I'm not sure what that means in terms of the direct contribution to like the story um I hear rumors that Six is going to be Vice City, but also South America Um, but I'm not sure how true that is. I'm not sure if they'd want to do a map that splits into two locations like it's probably though Oh, it'd be really cool if they did like Southern Miami Southern Florida and also like Cuba or the the caribbean and I don't know trafficking drugs like around that area that could be cool As a as a story But yeah, that's my answer. I don't care if there's a woman in it. Yeah another way um Bloodborne's biggest flaws are the blood vials the estus flats from DS1 is the best healing mechanic of all these games and of course the fps Those are two major ones. Yeah, I'd say the bosses. There's no way I could ignore that many bad bosses like that's significant Bloodborne strengths are the coolest weapons And cool is Sure, uh, great horror atmosphere. Sure great lore Terrific boss fights. I mean there are terrific boss fights Pity about how many there are may the good don't guide your way and you too, sir Is co-op possible with bloodborne slash Dark Souls mods? That'll be an answer for google to to give you because I really I'm not sure these days of what the potential for Multiplayer is I'm pretty sure you can do it with all of Dark Souls 3 So that's something to consider I'm really happy with the meme potential the memes that people are doing from that comic Let me send you one It was said to be during the stream Um, but yeah, I think we'll we'll stop it there. It's been it's been a fun one Um Metal myself and ring will race bloodborne with the cane at some point That is our promise. Okay at some point. Got it on that time. Yeah, but soon soon ish sometime. Um, you know Yeah, yeah, I'm uh looking forward to like I'm probably gonna beat Ludwig though off. Um, like offline Well, did you not hear that phrasing? I'm gonna beat Ludwig off If that's what it takes he does spew out white stuff every once in a while That's true. Um, uh, I'm probably gonna beat him in my own time and then try and well often of cost That might be might do a stream again of just me trying to do all the hunters that might be That might be uh, some good memes. Hmm But uh, yeah, that's good. What are the bosses you hate? Uh, you know what? We'll answer that I think they're in the other bloodborne thoughts we've done. So, um, the last one was asked for me about gimpie about the gimpie gimpie I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is. Yeah, sorry All right, then. Um, it's been fun all we'll catch you around Toodalipip, cheerio. Catch you all later guys