Special thanks to http://www.balloon-animals.com - totally invaluable recourse for anyone looking to make their own balloon animals. So glad I found it, otherwise this video would have consisted of me blowing up balloons and then staring gormlessly at them, not having a clue where to start.
I have about 100 modeling balloons left. Who knows, maybe I'll take this up as an actual hobby. Thanks go to http://youtube.com/entendslamusique for submitting this challenge!