 This is torture! He has to keep experiencing that! Oh my god! We are five operate, I'm daddy outta daddy outta... What are these bells jiggling, man? Just please let them walk through. Don't even say anything, bro. What do you do? He just looked at him. Is he better like go to sleep? Oh my god, he is. Imagine your essence? No, no, no, that was some sleeping jitsu shit, bro. Return of the morning mist. It's way too quiet. The next arc begins. Lord Okage dies, and the next enemy arrives. Is he already fighting again? Oh, he's looking at himself. Back when he was a pussy. Oh my god, are they gonna approach him? That would be fucking insane, bro. Do not! Do not! He killed his old self. Wait till he finds out. Oh god. Naruto's back at it. He's ready to take Lord Okage's spot. You got another show to do that, bro. Hopefully music. We're back. Alright, nothing dark is gonna happen until like the end of the episode. What's he doing? Oh, he's looking at his grandpa. He's not hiding on the fences anymore. Look at him. He's serious now. He's crying still. No! Oh chopper. Say it. Say it. Say it! Son of a fucker. I love this concept of loneliness in this show. There's no time to be feeling lonely, yeah! His voice just makes me smile. Funny, bro. What a fucking idiot. You had to graduate from the academy. That was just obliterated. My phone number? Oh. Thank you, Naruto-chan. This kid still has a wife's nose. Maybe the school needs to be knocked down again. I better see these kids and Naruto shit put in. Like older, with the same voice actor. Back to Ichiroku. Bro. Don't tell me the fight has yet to begin. What they find? What the fuck did... Oh shit, they found the body. Before the Shunin exam? Oh my god. Holy shit. This fucking bump crawling in it. This is supposed to be a cartoon network. You were thoughtless, you dumb-it. Oh, we're in Narouchi Maru's lab. I thought someone holiness was happening. All these Easter eggs, man. The three snakes when Mika's a scarf. Please kill Kabutox. Make him a fossil. Look, mentioning Hitachi now. Son of a bitch. Mentioning Hitachi now because he's here. We got like two name drops already. That's fucking crazy. Bro, what are they doing to me? It's like right when I think of Rouchi Maru's the problem. Here comes Hitachi. I can't wait to see Hitachi and Sasuke. Eye to eye, man. Stuck, stuck. Fucking grandpa just died. And he's still looking at titties. He doesn't stop. He didn't even put black on. He didn't go to the funeral. This is all these girls do when his village is bathed. Why is he so dirty to begin with? I think he needs an advisor. That smug look. That was a scary face from Jiraiya. What the fuck? Is this Hokage's wife? No it hasn't. Oh yeah, now that Hitachi's there. The unpredictive crisis is here. We're gonna see Jiraiya versus Hitachi. What the fuck is that gonna be? Jiraiya versus Hitachi. Lee? Guy? I mean guy, not Lee. Gathering materials. What kind of materials? He's literally looking at ass right now! Let him look at some titties. Jiraiya with a girl. She's not gonna be Hokage. Jiraiya the Hokage imagine? The Hokage. I fucking wonder who. It can't be the guy we're about to see. Son of a bitch. You're giving free food? You see what he just did? Why does money even matter in his village? Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Oh god. Is this guy about to pass out too? He's still reading it. How good is that book? What are you doing here? I'm here reading porn. Kakashi doesn't feel anything! Oh Hitachi has the coolest look, man. Oh my god. Look how close they are! Why do I feel like they have the force to make a sense each other? Oh my god. Remember the last time you stripped down naked in a ramen shop, guys? They knew it. They knew they were there. Sasuke had no clue, so Kakashi knew. They knew. At least they fucking knew. Oh my god, just reveal your eye. That's it. Just do it. Oh shit. They're fucking shaking, man. That's all he had to do. Finally, I get to see what he looks like fully in color. Bro, he looks so fucking sick. It's like a cooler Sasuke. Why are they playing this OSD right now? How do they play something darker? Ugh. Yeah. Kisami Hojikaki? What is this, Arlong? I guess Atachi's traveling with Arlong for some reason. Kisami. Kiss on me. A resolution. Wait, what the fuck? Ah shit! Oh my god, it's that number one sexy game. You think he knows Zabuza? He definitely has like water powers, turning into a fucking shark. Major S criminal. Nice! He has to cover his little brother. His little Oni-cho. He has a cool voice actor, too. We're gonna find that Atachi never killed his, um, mate. Who's a Rochimaru all along. So now I know Sasuke gets it in the family, bro. Oh, that's sick. He even has Arlong's big sword. We are not doing this right now. We're not seeing Atachi in a battle. There's no fucking way. Don't, don't blue ball me like this. Here we fucking go, baby! We're just fighting on a random sidewalk like this! Don't tell me they're gonna be doing the Rochimaru Lord Hokage shit now! Shark skin. Wait, he does turn into a fucking shark. Oh, dude. Oh, dang. I like Kisame. That sounds, here we go with the Naruto sound effects. What does she think she's doing? You've got his legs weak. Atachi still just standing there, bro. You know he's gonna do something crazy when they just stand there like that. Uh-uh, that's the stance you don't wanna see your enemy take. You could go through any tree you want. You are not touching him. Look at him. He's staring at you. He's bored. He looks soulless. He looks like erin. He swapped. What is it? Oh go? Oh my god, that's dangerous, bro. Don't do it. He's not gonna do it. I'm gonna do he's not a killer. We're supposed to believe he's a killer He just wants to cut her hair He likes girls with shorter hair. That's it. Oh my god. He's a badass now He wants to get her wet. Nice. He said take a bath, bitch I know what voice that is Sharks like blood It'd be fucking go with a movie water style who would a guest I thought you'd play throw it Why is he so not why wouldn't he be here? He was right there with you when you sense them when they were there Meanwhile he's eating fucking ramen he found it in his asshole pocket Takashi and and and a Tachi are fighting in a bubble bath right now and Ardu's eating ramen Slurping ramen my bed the fucking time You think he turned into a giant fox? That's how the episode ended are you fucking mad we're the fucking sub titles I thought they thought I was Japanese for a second. I'm gonna be nice. What's going on? Hey We had the most serious shit going on in one corner and then this shit happening in this corner a Research trip with Jiraiya. It sounds beautiful. There's a woman who's data. I want to collect There's a lot of women's data. You want to collect Jiraiya? Every woman's beautiful, bro Maybe I'll take Sasuke it's all you have to say he's really a cute kid stop it Just go back to the waterfalls What do you think they would be like I've heard Full names I can't believe it. He knows full names That's a buzzer kid. I told you we knew him Stop it Tachi smart nice. I already love a touchy I'm looking for what you call Sasuke What's he doing? Why is he so edgy right now, man? I want to tickle his nipples just so we start laughing He's fucking pissed I like that Kakashi needs a buff man. He needs to go back to the fucking school It's not him he's gonna disappear ready ready Why aren't they wet from the water water doesn't matter to me just This for right in the air they got enjoyed the fight Meanwhile, you're not just playing with fucking turtles. Why do you take that turtle with him? Wait a minute wait a minute yo stop What is that? What the fuck is this? What did you say? No, she's nice Why does he want Sakura to like him please tell me why Look how cool. He is man. I want to be like him when I grow up 13 years Oh my god No, he's not is he actually gonna do it. This is just for now the power of the Don't look at him. Oh god. Yeah, they just replay that shit Did you erase my mind do not open those fucking eyes, man not even the ones behind your heads This is the cool shit. I've seen That's so fucking cool the nightmare realm. Oh my god I wonder who that is. Yeah, he has to close his other fucking eye. Oh my god. Oh shit. Yeah, Sasuke, of course You better go teleport to him and bring him over This is the coolest shit I've seen Oh my god, I'm gonna have a nuke favorite character, man He has to experience that over and over That is torture this is tort the nightmare realm this is torture. He has to keep experiencing that This is like what's his name me you would us from Bleach's move we used to do it in slow motion But I don't know which one's more tortures, man 72 hours. Oh God me Yuri me Yuri not me you're a My god I thought it's hot she was coming in at like get some ramen with kakashi now man He's filling them up with holes. Yeah, bro. Just imagine it doesn't exist. It's not real Maboroshi the pain is not an illusion. I don't believe Wait, no, I believe him. I believe him He's fine. Oh my god Oh shit, this is brutal. This is like a music video man. Oh my god Shit we're gonna see Sasuke on a cross like that no or not Oh my god, that was only one second. Wait, how much that way? Oh my god Fuck this move man I can't even imagine watching this is a fucking kid daddy Well, why could gosh he beat stab the million times per second that move with how much time is moving in Reality, could he control his body reality while this is happening in a nightmare? Oh my god, it's fucking heart rate just oh God, that's insane. What are they just standing there? That was one second. I can't man. I can't I fucking can't What happened only fucking new look how much he's just fucking suffered man Oh My god three days in like one second. What the fuck kind of move is that? He's not even on the floor he's on his knee even ball Oh shit. All right, so there's something like drawback What the fuck is going on man, it just gets crazy crazy Yo, it's hot. She's a baddie man. The legacy of the Porto Kage. Oh my god. What's going on? Wow, Jirai is gonna look over No, I'm rich on now. That's beautiful man. He loves him And they knew this would happen These are the least of their worries shit put in none of these people mad or anymore Let's study that the shadows I bet y'all can name every single fucking character here. Yeah, it's hockey shark, man And Boruto Bro That's his destiny to hear that from Jirai is insane All right, I got to get used to Naruto Jirai together and then Sasuke and Kakashi had a perfect team up right now Cuz Jirai can't teach Sasuke anything. They're here for Naruto. That's why Jirai is taking him away without telling him I can never tell if he's saying this out loud or not. Oh, no, he did he fucking knows Nobody knows him He raced the other two in my mind. I was like, where the fuck is guy? Yeah, try to erase him guy is the most powerful of the four of them Mighty guy Better fucking not man Finally bro, it's about dance. I'm I don't know how he was staying up It doesn't matter What does he do open your eyes Yeah, look at his toes his painted nails Fuck yeah Now this is a match up fuck the other two beyond us pull the plug They're definitely gonna tell before ready No, you better hurry the fuck out of here would you ride jump on Naruto's back and get out of here What is that not in there? Yeah, he better have brought a change of underwear, bro