 Yep, Charlamagne the guy. Andrew Schultz. We are the Brilliant Idiots podcast and today's episode is brought to you by Squarespace from websites and online stores, the marketing tools and analytic Squarespace is the all-in-one platform to build a beautiful online presence and run your business. There are no hidden fees or price hikes and all websites are optimized for mobile. And it's so simple, start with a design template and use drag and drop tools to make it your own. Head to squarespace.com slash idiot for a free trial. And when you're ready to launch, use the offer code idiot to save 10% off your first purchase. Now let's start the show. Hezzy. What's up? The Hezzy is here. How was your weekend, man? Man, it was good. You know what I thought about? I thought about how grateful people must be that they can come to this podcast for the most elite basketball takes. It was crazy, yo. In the world, right? That's not even our main thing. No, that's not even our main thing. That's not even our main thing is sports. That's not even our main thing is sports, bro. I'll wit you. I'll be watching ESPN and I'll watch First Take and it's like, yo, it's some good hot takes. NBA countdown is cool, but here, this is where you get the real shit. Here, dawg. This is how you stir up the internet. Come on, man. You get some other shit. You know what's so funny? I was telling him before you walked in, you know, don't be surprised if you see a lot of NBA analysts taking our talking points. 100%. This is what always happens. Number one, but also a lot of the new media personalities. I can see them stealing our topics. 100%. You know what I'm saying? I can see it. I can see this on his podcast, especially being that we're talking about his guy, right? He will agree with that. He should agree. If he doesn't, what does that mean? Is there a lack of loyalty over there? No. Or is his loyalty in the wrong place? Is his loyalty with the Lakers? No. You guys talk that shit. My top five is my top five. What's your bottom five? I don't have a bottom five. Come on, bro. Anderson Cooper. Carl Lowry. Carl Lowry, because he got that ass. Oh, that's fine, bro. I went just straight gay, guys. You went actual basketball player. Oh, C.C. C.C. C.C. C.C. C.C. C.C. C.C. C.C. C.C. C.C. C.C. C.C. C.C. C.C. C.C. C.C. C.C. C.C. C.C. C.C. C.C. C.C. No, no, no. It was going to be Michael Jordan, Kobe, Steph. Right? Don't let them bully, bro. No, no, no. I could care less. But the reason I'm sticking with Steph is because I've never seen anybody revolutionize the game of basketball like Steph has since Michael Jordan. Michael revolutionized the game of basketball that no one ever saw. Magic Johnson revolutionized a position. And then Shaq. Shaq, they changed the way that the game— The defense is playing the game. You changed my mind on Shaq. Shaq. Talk to me. You don't even remember your hot yet? It wasn't even a hot day you was like Shaq his physicality there could only be one him like nobody can duplicate nobody can do what he does you know what I'm saying yeah you can try attempt to duplicate what MJ does yeah steps affect on the game without a doubt yeah but listen Alan is one you sold me on I'm like oh shit because I always I love AI but I'm like yo you're right mad people came in the league playing like AI Derrick roses the Russell West the Wayne Wayne those guys were AI but I almost feel like we're giving them too much heat right now like we already gave them a week of like super hot sports and I almost feel like we're about to do it again yeah you really be like the lightning rod for sports culture and sports conversation once again and everybody's just gonna take from us so they're gonna take from us after the finals because well maybe even now because you know things this is when things get slim basketball time oh yeah so now they need a hot day that's where they come to us that's what I'm saying what's called analytics that's what I'm saying I'm saying like I watched them yesterday talking about Scottie pipping just out here hating Scottie was I mean you could put the ether beat behind that bro that was that was an insane face-to-camera video LeBron will be the greatest statistical guy to ever play the game of basketball and there's no comparison to him none so does that make him the greatest player they ever played a game I'll leave that out for debating because I don't believe that there's a great player because our game is a team game and one player can't do it like I seen Michael Jordan play before I came to play with the Bulls you guys seen him play he's a horrible player he was horrible to play with he was all one he's shooting bad shots and all of a sudden we become a team and we start winning everybody forgot who he was he think he us that's gonna get the heat back on basketball people because these guys are sucking all the air out of the fucking internet what they take you know so I'm gonna jump out here hey yo fuck who's the best yo sucking air is that what the Bulls cheerleaders did in the 90s probably I wouldn't doubt it they suck that air with force he's like your grandma named the sneaker after you but but Scottie was just hating because and Tim Legler said the realest shit yesterday he go look man there's certain things you can say that ruin all credibility and literally uh that's one of them saying Michael Jordan is a horrible player is that is that say envy click on what's trending click on it that's that's that's envy uh oh that's my envy click on it click on it stay with us stay with us stay with us this brilliant idiots come on now we can move we can pin it doesn't okay that don't look oh okay oh okay okay okay okay okay oh all right they're talking about the uh we're recording this on a Tuesday and so we just got back from um vacation and they're talking about the phone call with gunplay threatening to slap envy for mentioning his go fund me me and then envy spoke on gunplay going off on him god damn tell i'm reading could you scroll back down tell again uh envy yeah envy spoke on gunplay going off on him for mentioning his daughter's go fund me on the breakfast club how do y'all feel about at any point did you hear me mention his wife or his child and i was telling me did you hear me mention his wife or child no but to be fair okay let me finish so i didn't mention his wife or child and i didn't put the information about his go fund me he did that i didn't let that cat out the bag he talked about it it was something that was a story that was reported yeah so i didn't talk about any of that and when gunplay called me because he's a friend to the room and he was upset at first you could tell he was upset at first something like he's a friend you know like speaking to any friend that's upset so i let him go i let him vent and then we had a discussion i said if your wife was offended that wasn't my intent and you apologize and i said that's not my intent i apologize what you mean should do right because i was like you're a friend to the room and you felt the way we can have a discussion yeah now the thing is he ended the call there charlamagne how long do we talk on the phone after we talk about 10 minutes after and you know how was that how was the conversation the conversation was very very cordial talking about families we were talking about how we first started talking about how how to squash this issue between you and ross and even how gunplay you know even though he's had his his beefs and problems in the industry he still was a friend to the room he would come up and he would do all these things on the show we laughed we joked we got off the phone positive yeah got off the phone positive but two things we should add to that the go fund me was in reference to an issue that his daughter was going but i i didn't i didn't mention i just mentioned that you had to go for me that's all i mentioned and number two i think gunplay was expecting a public apology but you weren't here exactly yesterday where were we it was all off for me off and i was in a room in dr so we weren't on air so and we were going to bring it back up and have this discussion because you know what i thought it was i even said that last week i said nv's not here remember yeah me and you and jess and i said nv's not here but you know uh you know when he comes back you can talk about this situation it's okay so that's why okay he's trying to serve because everybody's having that conversation how do you feel about that which with in what part how do i feel about what i think recording phone calls is wack i don't like that at all like i hate when people do that there's somebody else did that to me once before and it all it makes you not want to have a conversation with it with anybody yeah with anybody you know i mean it's just yeah you know what i'm saying like it's like if we're having a phone conversation amongst each other like for somebody to record that and not tell you that they're recording it and then putting it out on the internet that's like regardless if i'm saying anything flavoring or not yeah just don't do that why would you do that like okay question coming from gunplay's perspective here did he feel and i didn't hear the entirety of what mv said about the gofumi but my understanding about what he said about the gofumi was you know why is your man have to put up a gofumi why don't you take care of him you're the biggest boss like this is your right-hand man why don't you help him was gunplay upset that he exposed the fact that there was a gofumi for his daughter well because that is a public everybody knew so i mean because i mean i i even donated to it and and i reposted it you know i mean so people knew but i mean listen man here's the thing i don't even think that should have been i don't think gunplay should have been bought into the conversation at all agree agree and and i get it ross was bringing in a bunch of nv people he's bringing in you know me and his family and everything but it's a vulnerable situation also with the kid like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah like that's just that leaves too much room for era exactly leave that alone also mv got kids too i'm sure he understands the sensitivity with that like yeah yeah yeah so i mean that part i didn't agree with uh i didn't agree with anything i mean i say that while mv's doing it i'm like yo you're going too far just because i know where this can go i understand how eagles work get involved and i understand how people you know play when it comes comes to their family like you know i'm saying none of us want nobody playing with our family yes and you don't want nobody playing with his family gunplay don't want nobody playing with his family and then when you got you know like gunplay said his wife was crying so if the if the wife comes to you and like why they're bringing us into this what are you mentioning us i can see where you know there would be some issues but it'd be apologized like a man you know i mean he apologized on the phone the gunplay like a man gunplay said i'll smack you if you say we're gonna fight don't play yo yo mv what's up man how's everything with you i'm blessed beyond belief man everything is good man why are you talking crazy man talk crazy about me my brother what i had to do with anything man and my wife posting to go fund me man what that my baby was sick man was she had a heart defect my brother why why why has nothing to do with cars you know i slapped the shit out you boy i wasn't talking about your baby no you was envy i slapped envy for us you envy for you know i slapped the shit out of you right for that you know that right we ain't going on no no no i'm no no no i want to be clear i want to be clear here you know i would slap the shit out of you about that right and then we can fight but that's not the reason i'm saying that see now they're gonna be a fight it ain't gonna be a fight no it ain't gonna be a fight envy it ain't gonna be a fight though if i wanted to this but you did but you did why you like why why did you bring me into that i wasn't talking about why did you bring me into that envy and so i'll be wrong so i'll be wrong if i'll be wrong to handle my business then right but what's your business i'm having a conversation with you if you feel like you i didn't expect it don't talk to me like a man i'm like no i would never and if you feel i did i apologize that wasn't my intention well i need a public apology because that my my wife man my wife my wife my wife is my wife is affected by that my my brother we sat in that hospital for 20 for 28 days homie that shit was some real shit that she had nothing and ain't even about the money you know what i'm saying my wife is in panic mode my wife put that up and this is what it is and that's how she felt that she did she wanted to she was in panic mode i told her to chill but it's cool we did a go fund me that ain't nothing my brother so don't don't don't bring my child into this money because then we go we're going to be having bad blood though that's what i'm saying right that's i apologize thank you my brother he goes yeah i thought that was handled really well he goes he goes okay then we could fight but then he said i apologize if you took it the wrong way i thought that was great he like he maintained his manhood he maintained his masculinity he didn't apologize out of fear he was like listen if you want to take it there we could take it there but at the same time i do apologize if you felt insulted or hurt by that i loved it yeah i thought he handled that very well i thought he handled it great but you know what gunplay wanted was a public apology well he got it now now envy doesn't have to publicly apologize because uh gunplay made it public yeah and and and and what i told gunplay because this happened last he might have got one if gunplay didn't post that no he was gonna get it this happened last monday wow envy was in aruba envy was in aruba and then i was in i was actually in full out of there for a day oh so gunplay is waiting for this public apology oh my god but i told gunplay that if he wasn't there yeah but this is like he's also got it he was still doing the show so he's like oh you can still do the show you can do the show did one one day i don't think he did the show like two days i don't think he came i think but still this is like um uh what is it called uh oh my god i don't know what the name of it is but basically when it's like every episode of curbie enthusiasm where like each party is thinking something else about the situation oh got you know i'm saying like nobody's on the same page so gunplay's going you know i was told i was gonna get apology but nobody gave it to me and look they're recording oh wow they think i'm a fool they think they could just ignore me right and envies on vacation but he's like when i come back i'm gonna apologize to that brother because that's the right thing to do yeah but by the way i said this last week when the day envie wasn't there i said yo man shout out to gunplay yeah shout out to gunplay's family you know they were brought into this whole rick ross envie thing which is on this that wasn't fair to them yeah and i said you know me and gunplay and envie had a phone conversation when envie comes back we'll talk about it you know what i mean because it's not my i don't gotta apologize for nothing you know what i mean so so it's like so so envie wasn't there so we were waiting for envie to come back and i guess gunplay just couldn't wait no longer yeah you know i don't like none of it that's why i stand on it stop telling me to pick a fucking side you know i mean there's no side to be picked the side that i'm on is the side that don't want to see nobody get hurt yes the side that don't want to see nobody end up in some unnecessary bullshit especially my brother who i work with every day yes you know what i'm saying who i've been working with for 13 years my work husband yeah that this is a tricky one the guzzman as it is just a larry is called yeah she's ridiculous for no goddamn reason yeah okay she calls us the guzzman yeah that's it sounds crazy yeah guzzman sounds great guzzman does that guzzman sounds like a motherfucker that can guzzle so much that's that's what i was thinking too like i mean just never stops never never the husband is just giving you unlimited semen down your throat and you just never stop swallowing that you never get full come on feed me feed me it's june's huh it's june's huh it's pride month bro wow i'm on bread someone ended a dick in his hand someone ended a dick in his hand when he put his hand up in the air like that yeah damn yeah this one's tricky man i don't think it's tricky at all i just think everybody because nv is your guzzman right so you obviously want to support him uh gunplay is dangerous i know they're playing rostin for years gunplay is dangerous so you're like i don't want to piss that guy off either yeah this is a tricky one for me it's not even about pissing nobody off we're all grown as fuck yeah i'll be 45 in june okay like all everybody's well over 45 years old 45 baby my favorite president let's go run it back baby y'all that's gonna be cool if i say this is my trump year say what you feel say what you feel on your trump year my dude man that'll be funny is shit now i gotta do it you gotta do it you must do it you have no other recourse yet to do it it's your trump year bro we gotta make 45 great again bro man that is funny is shit but um i don't remember the fuck we were talking about i just know oh we're gonna play ross cut it off don't do anything crazy keep it funny there are plenty of jokes to be had right up no and i've been trying to i've been trying to get and that was the thing about that phone call the last 10 minutes was spent with us like you know laughing and basically like trying to figure out how to get ross and envy back on the same page oh you know what i'm saying so it's like you know bro oh god i hate i don't want to see gunplay brought into this because i have such an affection for gunplay after his episode that we did with that it was one of the most iconic brilliant idiots episodes ever this guy's life story i mean he needs he needs a movie or something like that like it's just gunplay don't want to be brought into it yeah you know i'm saying gunplay just cool it out on the sideline mind his business envy his guy ross his guy like yo leave me alone yeah you know what i mean now it's like why like all of this is just it's just unnecessary like every day is every day something happens in this situation that's more and more necessary and it leads me back to my original point original statement from last week when it all started yeah cut it out it's going too far like everybody it's not even about cars no more we're not even talking about cars no we're not talking about cars every car should have came and went you got another one in houston on the 18th what's still yeah i don't know ross one is on the third this week weekend if yeah if you beef during pride month you gay so just keep that in mind if you guys decide to be if you want any beef no for real if you want any beef during pride month word oh yeah that's a good yo that's a goddamn good point when you kind of gay i'm just saying when you're right yeah you craving beef during pride month put the beef down you gotta put the beef down in the apartment you gotta put the beef down during pride month let the beef settle let the beef settle down if you gay if you gay yeah it is so guys there's just a warning we're recording this at the end of may right now it's still me we're just letting you know come june if you're beefing kind of wild kind of wild it's kind of wild oh it's kind of wild bro you know what else i was thinking about put the dicks down not salute all them guys you know what else i was thinking about what's that why do we insult dogs so much here we go here we go guys here we go so why are dogs the target of so much unnecessary slander from women like calling each other bitch you're saying that's one but i was thinking more of like they call men who are no good a dog a dog when dogs don't do nothing but be faithful and loving and loyal also what's their favorite position the style of what doggies that's what i'm saying yo don't call me a dog unless you trying to get this boom that's all i'm saying why do y'all why why why do dogs get so much slander from women and i had a conversation with a dog about this they're our best friends wait what you did what i had a conversation with a dog about this okay and the dogs told me to come on the podcast and tell people are we losing them to stop to stop slandering them unnecessarily because of how loyal they are what type of dog was it a shitsu really a fucking shitsu yo straight up and and what exactly did the shitsu say exactly what i just said could you please explain to all your listeners how offensive it is to call no good cheating men dogs when all we do is be fucking loyal but can i be honest with you what do dogs do dogs have loyalty in terms of their love but when they see another person they be kissing up on them when they see another dog they immediately go to the genitals sniff that asshole dogs are kind of philanderers but they're but but but even when dogs don't have other dogs around they'll just hump a pillow or something they don't you know i mean they don't look for nothing else to fuck they kind of like us in that way they kind of like us in that way when a guy's horny a guy tries to go find another woman you know what i'm saying or another guy because it is a problem yeah you know i'm saying but they go try to find another human when do you ever just say you know what i'm going to go jack off leave it alone i mean probably from age 11 to like 13 i was i was i was humping pillows and teddy bears and really anything but when you got the flesh when you got the women against yeah when you got the women it was all about how many women you could you could you could conquer i mean yes that you go through that stage of your life 100 yes but i'm not gonna lie sometimes during sex in my younger years i was like man this girl's pretty awesome but if if she was made out of teddy bear that would be nobody talks about that hell nobody talks about oh yes i was watching the episode of dave does a day man it almost made me want to get a sex doll talk to me talk to me it almost made me want to get a sex talk what race would you get it dr umar is watching black of course like there we go i would never let dr umar down i would never let dr umar down by the way neither bro one of the most consistent neither bro there's not a person alive more consistent than dr umar wait why is that play dr umar's latest take on the little mermaid in spider verse oh look at that hat too always repping the home team filly baby let's get that volume going because you know we got to hear him from the beginning he starts with heat he don't even need to warm up somebody doesn't understand is he a spider cartoon i don't follow the cartoon spider man across the universe spider man across the universe and he's body hopping in the damn trailer i saw on youtube how the hell you have a black superhero cartoon for our children and he's lusting and thirsting over the skin milk in the damn trailer you have a cartoon bunny hopping over the white girl in the cartoon and then what is it little mermaid they said little mermaid is swimming in the milk she is bunny hop into little mermaid got a smell puppy insane brothers and sisters i can't confirm we can't even have a cartoon with black on black love we can't even have a cartoon with black on black we can't even have a cartoon i love it i love it the repetition we can't even have a cartoon two more times it's getting out of control it's getting out of control i see it's the go you ain't getting to the best part we ain't getting to the best parts yet taylor the best part coming hold on hold on hold on the best part coming he's putting together the thoughts watch me get this down he's going to get accused of sexual harassment by the snow buddy in the cartoon he's going to go to jail and lose his spidey senses and replace him with a snow puppy a new spider man will be a snow puppy that's what they're going to do that's what they're going to do little mermaid when i have his mixed race child and he won't go to court and take the damn mixed race mermaid child from little mermaid that's what she did for swimming in the skin milk that's what she gets for swimming in the skin milk the greatest of all time and y'all gonna show that man some respect show also respect nobody more consistent dr umar does not believe in interracial relationships even in the goddamn multiverse okay dr umar doesn't feel like there is a world it don't matter if it's earth 616818 there should be no interracial relationships whatsoever now have you seen the little mermaid no yeah i saw this we i saw the original one i never saw the original one okay so break this one down this is the black little mermaid what's it's not even a black little mermaid it's literally the little mermaid story she just happened to be black like there's no race references at all it's great no it's not because you you say the black it's the little mermaid she's a black actress but when you say nowadays if you say it's the black such as such then that means it's like there's some blackness behind they don't make her super black oh it's nothing about it's nothing about her nothing i mean nothing about the story is rooted in blackness i actually think they kind of dropped the ball a little bit because i'm like well man how come they don't make this uh little mermaid be set in the caribbean shabaston is from jamaica randomly as fuck you know what i'm saying you got this caribbean accent random as fuck like it should have been to me based off like being off the coast of like some caribbean where is it it feels like friends or something yeah i'm done i see and it's like you know i have a theory outside a little mermaid i don't think any live action animated movie is good oh so you didn't like the movie i mean it's not for me i'm 40 fucking four years old you know i'm saying it's actually it's driven towards kids but i just don't think live action movies based off animated films play well because there's so much that cartoon characters can do that humans can't do especially the animals yeah you know what i'm saying like like the beauty of stuff like the lion king and the little mermaid is watching flounder watching sabastian watching tomorr watching pooms it's just things that animals can't do in the live action movie yeah you know i'm saying you can never make a hyena look less threatening than making it like in a cartoon it makes sense i just don't i don't i personally you don't like the transition i don't like animated films turned into live action movies i don't like it what about all the comics turned into live action movies that's different though the comic books like to me comic books are different that's a cartoon that's cartoon turned to live action but i guess when you're reading it on the page like a drawing is different than animation i will also say for the comics a lot of the characters are least in the ones that do very well they're human already pretty much yeah x-men did well with some like kind of almost not human but it's not like here's a talking wolf and now i'm going to make it a person you know i mean like facial expressions like i hear that but that's a good point drawings are different than animation to me yeah we don't want to see animals is it anthropomorphized is that the the word damn anthropomorph is that an lgbtq i a yeah i think it is yeah yeah yeah that is that is that yeah that is that i mean listen it just it wasn't bad it just it's just one of those movies where it's like if you can't ask you questions you're gonna be very lost because ariel's father is white but she looks like she could be mixed but they don't show her mom her mom died her mom died her mom died from sickle cell or something what was the um i don't know what it was i didn't know she got killed wait did you hold on did she die from sick drown no no no i gotta go i gotta go let me start again let me go let me go i got i technically her mom died from a sickle shell sickle shell that's been affecting black mermaids for years that is a huge problem in the black mermaid community getting sickle shell anemia is it sickle shell anemia that's a good ass fucking joke yeah but but no she died i did she died in the original i never saw the original because she got killed yeah she got killed by humans in the original too she got killed by humans yeah that's why i think that's why the mermaids don't like humans well at least her father that's why her father doesn't like him well he has a good reason but listen her father she has like seven sisters in this movie hey but they're all different colors they're black they're indian they're white like and the only thing i could chalk it up to was fish right fish have a bunch of different colors no they don't not the same type of fish you sure yeah charlomaine the god i don't know when i go snorkeling i'd be seeing like mad those are different types of fish then i'll brother no no when i go to the same school you sure y'all this guy is crazy son go over there i don't believe that no i don't believe that i think different i think you can have different colors of fish in the same school look at this she actually used the right word that's the right word school of fish no she's nice taylor is nice what are you talking about talk about what you talking about over there taylor google taylor taylor what are you talking about over there google taylor did you go support black women this weekend of course she fucking didn't no she didn't of course she didn't all this talk about black women is black women that yeah that's kind of crazy can you turn the mic towards schooling fish species flip the mic over taylor gang what did you what did you google taylor what you know what you know what it's all good hey listen it's all good put can fish be can fish be different colors from the same school put put can you segregate a fish caught a fish collet can fish be different fish in school can fish be different colors same school you know this is dr umar's opinions on fish question mark don't put in school put same school there you go i mean this is this is this right here is the this is peak podcast fast fish from richmond high let's see it appears fish don't use colors away to discriminate against one another but that's different species charlamagne the species others of their species fish don't use color as a way to discriminate against others of their species i have seen schools of wild gold fish most of whom are the natural wild olive bronze color have white and orange colored individuals mixed in sometimes even individuals of two or more species sometimes koi fish chris you could speak to this sometimes they're like they're like there are orange sometimes they're white right there's different color koi fish so sometimes even individuals of two or more species will swim together in groups i'm telling you what i like i like the snorkel i don't know how much snorkeling i'm gonna be doing now because i just saw somebody got their leg bit off and turned to keiko but oh yeah and it was on a snorkeling expedition yes they'll fly a shark yes leg fucking like that happened like last week but you can go i love looking at reefs and you'll see what they look like what do you mean like what race were they oh i have no idea i don't know i know that shark didn't give a fuck all that sharks i was human maybe but you can see the fish if you go look at certain ecosystems of fish it'll be the same fish they just be mad different colors so that's the only thing i could think about with the little mermaid i'm like well maybe they just even though they're all from the same school they're just different colors but they don't explain that shit to you at all but i guess sometimes and the prince is the prince's mom is black and he's white come on with all this but when i asked about that my wife was like he's adopted i'm like did they explain that i don't know all i'm saying is if you got a child luckily my child didn't ask me none of those questions because i had no answers for you know me because my answer would have been they're just trying to make a lot of money internationally baby yeah you know what i mean that would have been my actual answer you know yeah did you take your kids to see it chris no why not they got asian mermaids no they do seriously but why didn't you do it my kids were at the taylor swift this weekend that was their big event rich kid problems your kids went to go see the big fish wow your kids went to go see the big fish big fish did they see ice spice they saw ice spice they were very excited respect yeah shout out because ice spice asian according to taylor swift's boyfriend yes oh shit that's not real what's that oh yeah that's why they say taylor swift brought out ice boyfriend did say some shit like that about so i'm saying he's he's in some in some heat and people are saying that's why taylor brought out ice spice because her boyfriend i guess talks some shit about ice spice but it was a joke it was on a podcast it was a it's a podcast where the guys yeah yeah where they like they're they're they're comedians they're busting balls they're having fun and he's trying to do comedic shit yeah when when are we gonna get past that stage in life when are we gonna get past the stage in life that everybody takes shit from podcast seriously i mean you gotta take our sports take seriously no we're the best we are the best by the way i'm gonna tell you why brilliant this is the best oh it's about because we call ourselves brilliant fucking idiots we knew from the beginning where podcast was going yeah from the beginning we let y'all know some might even say we started it started this shit yo because everybody's trying to be smart only that's right when they were on tv that's right and we was like we'll never be able to feel two hours trying to be smart nah i can't do it that's right i don't have enough smart thoughts that's right let's be stupid let's be stupid we could do that for longer boom i mean ten years four episodes what's up what's up what's up what's up wait you don't have the audio the guy is making a joke you got to leave this guy alone i just like to hear it it's hard to tell what is ice spice is that so i spice you know who that is nick doesn't know she's like one of the spice girl yes that's right she's like this rapper she's the world that has spice she's a inuit spice girl just this chubby chinese lady yeah i rap they talk like that they're inuit stuff they don't talk with a chinese accent they talk like a more hawaiian style yeah more hawaiian welcome to hawaii yeah locals only locals only go coconut yeah that's what i spice is like she's a very attractive woman that released one song and basically so you're sliding your dms you're like so what are you a fucking eskimo yeah yeah that's what i was like you fucking she's nigerian and dominican you said hold on ice spice is nigerian and dominican oh salute the nice spice man um let's pay some bills most in course uh most in course some is when you get to be your real self okay so cool off with the only spike lemonade that has real fruit flavor simply spiked okay simply spike lemonade ready to drink spike lemonade broke the internet when they dropped four bold refreshing 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june 9th and 10th i'm going to be a rally north carolina uh the 16th and 17th i'll be a kansas city missouri and um also july 21st and 22nd oklahoma city uh we just added those shows right now the interest shows dot com for tickets got a bunch of other cities up there and then uh next week very excited um big announcement next next week got a big announcement next week big announcement next week yeah how big the biggest on a scale of one to that uh black guy sitting on that bed with that dick swinging you know the meme i'm talking about vividly really yeah uh what is his name is uh he has a name yeah he has a name jubair the third or something really yeah yeah we looked him up yeah he died but we had to die we had to pay his family to use his image for the netflix special get the fuck out of here how'd he die i don't know damn that hurt my heart i didn't know that he was well he probably heard a bunch of girls hearts man man man yeah all that dick bro i thought he was good broody jubair the third wardy jubair the third wardy jubair the third yeah that's crazy gifted i wonder when you have all of that dick like when all that blood has to go to your penis yeah does it take away from any other part of your body i think it's harder to make decisions i think it's harder to make decisions i could imagine yeah i think your brain is depleted i could imagine 100 percent oh but yeah so next week excited to tell you all about that uh make sure y'all go check out summer of 85 uh that's a project we put out on sbh productions uh from our guy chris morrow loudspeakers um make sure you go check out finding tamika and we got another one that i'll be announcing real real real real real soon man real soon like sooner than you think so y'all get a rette for that also um i can't make the uh roots the roots man i'm sorry about that man i'm sorry guys as you as you won't be there charlemagne still holding it down yeah i'm gonna do something special special guest tbd tbd i don't know what that means who do you got who do you got i don't know yet okay now we're working on me working on some things though it's gonna be we're gonna have a good time all right to be honest with you i haven't done a live podcast show in so long but uh i can almost assure y'all that i will be in conversation uh with somebody somebody that that you know y'all will enjoy good yes a lot of people there that weekend um raven samones has everyone she's dated has to sign an nda it took me a while to wrap my head around it uh play the audio teller during the recent podcast interview with howie mandel jesus christ play this raven samones says everyone she's dated had to sign an nda it took me a while to wrap my head around it randa's family has been in the industry so she grew up around it and he started exchanging conversations exchanging conversations exchanging stories in similar scenarios um she was never in front of the camera but she understood the struggles that it took to be that person she was a personal assistant for a while for people in the industry and things of that nature so when i would bring something up she wouldn't just shrug it off she actually asked me a question about it to dig deeper and i got angry at first because i'm like why do you care why what are you trying to know are you going to write a book about me later so all of my relationships especially when i started obviously when i started dating i had to get people to sign um nda's and it took me a while to get wrap my head around it because it's just very impersonal but someone in our position needs to do that when do you ask somebody when you're dating them you go back to the story somebody asks you out when at what point in the date or the relationship do you say uh i have some paperwork for it before the naughty times come not serious like right before naughty time comes so you have you have uh paperwork on your nightstand not always on the nightstand it might happen the day like the day before whatever but but i'm saying so naughty time is coming it's like like you know the juices are falling i'm not mad at it and you're ready but you gotta stop you know what i'm saying i'm just trying to understand i've been married for 42 years i'm from a different world i'm just so you say you know yeah oh you know what i'm gonna do to you after you sign this and you know it's gotten worse now they have consent forms now they have consent forms to her like are you okay with anal are you okay with this can i do this you can do this to me and now you that's a part of it now it's all on the same page or do you do you sign the first papers and then if you want to roll her over you have to sign another what the fuck if i was single in 2023 i would totally understand this yeah but thank god we're not man yo it making your child famous should be criminal tell me why it is just so hard to come out unscathed and you have such distrust for other human beings like think about what she had to go through at a young impressionable age where she felt every single person she was about to be intimate with would take advantage of her in some way because she's not she's not coming from the position where like a famous guy is coming from right where like a girl could lie about something and then me to him or whatever she's strictly coming from the position of this guy could be seducing me just to share stories about me rape is a lesbian oh even crazier you'll mark that out i just believe it's bleep it just bleep it just bleep it blur his mouth so i guess i guess yeah i guess i guess i guess the girl could meet two or two but uh that that seems like a lot in nda just for does it in 2023 think about what we've seen the last four or five years is that a lot or that you really protecting yourself because man we really live in this era where everybody's chasing clout you can't trust anyone but think about that like at such a young age to not trust anyone and at such a young age to be taken advantage of and at such a young age to be telling an adult a story because you think they're interested in you and then the next day you see it printed in the post every single person that you're engaging with you're like is this person trying to get something from me take advantage of me in some way i don't even think this is a child start thing though i've seen i know a lot of people who do this yeah but at least as an adult you're choosing to put yourself in this position with other human beings and you're sacrificing that you know social dynamic that most people have that would be you know way uh i don't know way more normal yeah as a kid you never even learned to develop that normalcy you don't even have an expectation for it well she's been a celebrity forever that's what i'm saying it's like it's i think it's borderline criminal to like support your kid being famous like name name i named someone who came out of that unscathed how many famous kids a lot of ron howard kim fields ron howard kim fields ron howard yeah i don't know the guy he could be insane how young was he when he was famous uh he was on opi he was under 10 okay zendaya is another one zendaya is going on a nice path zendaya looks like she's in a perfect position 100 don't get me wrong there are there are allies but they they are the allies there are so many that have just like had this absolutely you know just i don't rushing i agree with you on that but i don't think anything raven's doing here is is out of the ordinary for 2023 it's not out of the ordinary for 2023 you just wish you didn't have to do it i think we should be honest with you you know you got to sign an ad just to hang around us like if somebody was to come in this space right now yeah like you almost got to do that people be going on live you think about all this shit that could cost us things just because we in here having regular conversations that we that should be amongst us but somebody just turns they live on yeah like when i walk in the studio every day what do i say who's on live turn that shit off so i can get the shit out you know i'm saying because that's just the truth to the matter you just don't know it's like yo you should have to sign an ad somebody come over your house you might have to make them sign an ad they don't talk about what you're seeing here you know what i mean like and they don't have to be anything salacious you just don't want nobody getting on social media talking about oh i saw this in such a such as house or it's just a shame that somebody might do that to you and like might enter relationship with you specifically to profit off of you or monetize you or so i just think that's the world we live in it's unfortunate people walking around with this and they're validated by this i don't want i don't want my kid to to feel that at a young age i want my kid to be able to engage with other other children and impossible yeah i was just gonna actually like child stars i can see how you say that's criminal but what about if you're just the child of a big celebrity you don't even have to be a child star our child of celebrity nowadays this is their stars in their own world so there's people putting every every we're all a part of somebody's reality that's actually interesting like these kids can get big on tiktok or instagram or something like that and they're like making themselves celebrities yes we're all part of somebody's reality show you just to go through that level of scrutiny like you see what we go through on the internet we're adults right so it's like we can put up with people having these opinions on us and that's part of the thing that's what you sign up for when you decide to do this shit but like a young kid that's what i said today about blue ivy right because you know they were talking about blue ivy's dancing and you see all of these adults which i think is so strange having such an opinion on this right oh no i'm saying like why like the kardashians like creating these instagram accounts and shit for their children that's like what are you doing what are you talking about the little kids on the tiktoks all the time yeah but it's but that's what i was saying about blue i was like do you think blue is reading this shit no no i'm saying kardashians separately yeah yeah she mind our business listen you got your little kid in the living room doing the same type of dances right now for the family on holidays yeah you know i'm saying blue is on stage in what's this paris is she performing yeah that's a show like this is Beyonce's show she comes out and performs and what i like about this man is yo she's probably never going to have stage fright bro ever like her public speaking skills are going to be through the roof there's no crowd that's going to ever intimidate her yo yeah ever i just don't understand how you could have an opinion of her at a she's 11 years old she has to leave the leave kids like it's adults are very we're we're a strange species and you wonder why riva Simone got a son in n da but i mean at the same time if you push a kid out there you can be a critique so it's like it's it's it's one of these things where it's like i understand what you're saying where it's like i critique i'm critiquing the parent for making the for doing the thing for basically putting the kid in the position to be criticized that being said right this is your life this is your world and you want to share that with your kid they are they say uh more is caught than taught that's right right you can teach a kid all these different things but the reality is they're going to replicate what they see in you and what they see in the influences around them so if it was bringing a child to work day in Paris well well here's the thing here's the thing what if it's on and then this and i'm making the argument for Beyonce and jz here even this goes against what i just said what if the idea is she's going to go through this criticism whether we protect her from it or not because she is our kid she needs to learn how to be comfortable with it deal with it so that it isn't as much of a burden now it's a dangerous fucking game you're playing right because it could crush her self-esteem before she has the opportunity to develop it or it could create unbelievable resilience so that she's prepared to handle that scrutiny that she will inevitably get just because she is the the the daughter of a famous person and that's us that's us assuming that she's paying like i'm sure blue ivy's not looking at none of this shit on social media her parents might be right and people around her her grandma but she's not looking he's not looking at this you really think she's not gonna look at they're so smart these kids are so adept when it comes to the ipads they can look they can look up everything they can go on youtube they can look at the comments they can i'll tell you the difference though her parents don't have those habits the Kardashian kids might be different because they live their life obsessed with the reactions social media like their parents don't have their parents don't have those bad habits also like when you've dedicated your life to something like entertainment and and and these you know live shows that Beyonce and Jay-Z have it's really hard to love something so much and not share it with your kin so like having them be a part of it is probably really special because if you don't you might lose a lot of valuable time that you would spend exactly you're working on this 12 hours a day you might as well have them around that's right that's right this is better this is this is better than school it's like Steph Curry shooting around in games with his dad before you know what i mean like shooting around before games with his dad Dell like you saw Steph always around see see see this headline i hate what is this Beyonce fans give mixed reactions to her daughter blue ivy performing with her on stage during renaissance world tour she doesn't look happy can i i need to really tell y'all motherfucker something man y'all not happy i'm so tired of y'all projecting y'all feelings and emotions on the other people that's all the internet does y'all not happy not once did i look at that video and i said to myself damn blue ivy don't look happy yeah where do you where did you get that from maybe she's nervous maybe she wants to get it right maybe she's performing in front of people for the first time yes she's concerned about how it's gonna look maybe she's concerned about an article coming out criticizing her while she's on stage so it's hard for her to stay in the moment and be joyous by the way what you just said is absolutely right because i've we've only saw blue ivy on stage like what once before she did she she came out of like a little residency show that Beyonce did so you're right it's probably the first time she's been on stage in that way so this probably was her first time so of course there's gonna be nerves there you know what i mean motherfuckers are sick yo like for real we are like human beings are a sick bunch of people that's life you know the song frank's not to say that's life that's life some people get their kicks fuck they ain't gonna be frank Sinatra when i get done with it stomping on a dream that's gonna be kodak black but do you know that line from the song no i just know that's life that's life but there's a great line is that some people get their kicks stomping on a dream right that's the internet in a nutshell there you go before the internet stomping on a motherfucking dream that's humans in a nutshell no that's been yeah that's been like this is what we are uh man shoots roommate over hot pocket god damn bro respect people boundaries man come on you ate the last fucking hot pocket yo now you know that wasn't yours here's the thing oh he ate somebody else's food somebody else's I stole he stole that yes and i'm not saying that it was worth a shooting all i'm simply saying is you can't tell people how to react you know what i mean you don't know what people are going through you don't know what that hot pocket meant to that person clearly it meant a lot is that breaking and entering is a hot pocket yours your space your domicile yes so somebody breaking breaks and enters your home you can shoot them boundaries respect my boundaries question for you yeah what do you think was hotter the bullet in that guy's ass that's guys when you bite into a hot pocket 30 seconds after taking it out the back away was hotter yo what do you think is hotter yo nothing hotter than that hot pocket yeah nothing not even close not even close not even close he didn't feel the bullet did you see Kanye what did he do pull up Kanye man pull up Kanye in his latest attire told you he's coming back man shut the fuck up he's coming back you ain't even see this shit you talking about Kanye he's coming back oh i definitely yeah he's back all right what's up we talking about him he can't buff those are shoes he has on right in a shoulder pad shirt yeah i mean yeah i mean yeah i i don't even i don't even know what to say i ain't no comment i mean just no comment and then she says whatever the word is for police in italian that's what that is italian yeah police yeah i thought it was german Kanye look like he won't be bro maybe it's german Kanye look like he won't be if it's german that's wild bro i think it that might be if it's german that's wild let me look at that is it oh no this german word what's the word taylor german is polizi with a ze i at the end that's it oh that's it then that's polizi yeah this motherfucker crazy i ain't even know that i ain't know what that she said don't women wear blazers that have shoulder pads i know not to this extent but they did back in i think the 80s oh they stopped doing that but not to like to your point not to that extent this motherfucker like he going to audition for any given sunday part two yeah what what was happening in the 80s where where dudes were in a women with big shoulders bro what was happening bro what was happening in the 80s all the reason Kanye doing this is to offset his hips if i bring attention to my shoulders nobody will pay attention to my big ass hips man i don't want to get on this diabetic pin that's making everybody's shit on themselves nobody's talking about that i don't know yo the ozampi that ozampi is making y'all old dookie okay wait really yes people are shitting themselves that's one of the side effects of an uncontrollable bow movement welcome to my life motherfucker's doing that shit in that fucking bed i'm made out of ozampic you know i'm saying motherfucker's doing that shit in that goddamn bed all all because y'all want to lose weight fast yo did you hear about the story about the dude who was dating this girl she gets upset she said because allegedly he was being unfaithful she tells her brother and another dude that he was hitting her and that they need to go over there and shoot his ass up do you hear about the story yeah i saw uh i saw some of that trial i don't know if it was that i think he played at like fsu or something like that yeah and he played a little bit did he play a little bit it wasn't long in the league would he played for like two teams in the league fair enough so the guys go over altercation ensues the the football player dude shoots one shoots one he ends up dying the girl fabricates the whole thing and in reality she was hitting him and she's upset about him being unfaithful but the whole time she was married mm-hmm and now apparently she's taking the stand oh that shit was silly and she's taking the stand against her brother for going over there no but you that's the woman i saw yesterday she sounded crazy bro i saw a woman yesterday on the stand she sounded wild see if you can find that Taylor travis root office his name oh something wrong did yo she sounded nuts yo like she was like i didn't tell him to go shoot the shit up i said uh there's a text exchange it's a text change like it was the shit was wild like she was like i didn't say go kill him i just said go shoot the shit up with some crazy shit she said yeah tell what happened to the phone but that that girl she should go to prison for life she's responsible for that death 100 100 i have no i have no disagreement with it remember when there was that exchange between a girl and a kid who was feeling suicidal and the girl like kind of promoted his suicide do you remember that story i think they even made like a scripted show about this and it was like they they found it through the text messages she was basically kind of coaxing him to kill himself do you guys remember that i remember she ended up getting prosecuted for that right and she was guilty so she's responsible for that kid's death partially this woman is a hundred percent responsible for this so she gotta go to them over there like she's i don't he didn't really hit her either did he did he no she hit him oh yeah because it's on the ring camera i saw that yeah you're right you're right you're right so she caused this whole situation she got a girl somebody is like for life for life a hundred percent accessory to murder for life a hundred percent 100% not only accessory she was premeditated with it she planned the murder go over there shoot shit up that's a self-defense right there i mean she if that's her man she gotta know he got a gun because i think the guys were saying the guys were saying they didn't they didn't go over there with the intention of shooting nobody up they just wanted to scare him or something like that well well that's what happened i don't know that i don't know that if you why the fuck you coming to scare her up yeah this ain't a prank show bro no no you got the audio because the girl talking you were the first person to become physically violent when travis with travis and not the other way around no not at all something or show me something if i can't recall the exact steps of the moments question okay so you were the first one to become physically violent with travis not the other way around answer correct that's a secret you remember that yes so you smashed his iphone not out of anger but because you were hurt yes and i didn't send my brothers to kill him you just sent a text to go shoot up his shit right i didn't say shoot him you sent a text to go shoot up his shit right correct tell the jury what the shit is when you're angry you say things i'm sure everyone in this courtroom has said something when you're i'm trying to speak if you want me to answer your question yet though let me answer your question well if you were responsive to my question i wouldn't have all right answer the question please okay can you repeat your question question was shit what does shit mean in the context of that text anything but him okay so it could have been his brother no nothing violent toward a person it could have been his mother's house right i was upset and i my adrenaline was running and i said something that i didn't mean that's the bottom line of that i didn't mean for him to do for my brothers to do any of that that's how my brother left the house he did not have a firearm on him people say things when they're upset that they don't mean all the time but since the situation has happened it obviously blew up 20 times more but i didn't necessarily mean for anything that happened to Travis's family his house or anything it's like it was like my second home i would not want anything to happen there all right and he never raised that's all i see is keep digging your grave keep digging your grave that's all i saw in that situation i mean yeah she's a bona fide sociopath come on like she looks as if she feels no remorse it's really cutting dry you ordered a hit yeah you lied about being hit sent some guys over there to handle something for you and a person did what they should do in that situation which is defend themselves that football player stood his ground yeah he shouldn't go nothing should happen at all self-defense he's good she should go to jail the people who went over there to execute the hit should go to prison too he also knows that she's crazy enough to ask her brothers to go over there and kill him like he knows he's dealing with a crazy woman you know what i mean like if you're dating a girl for a while you know if they're crazy or not like it's not like she went crazy that day you're aware that this person is out of her fucking mind so when the brothers come over and she's already threatened that they're going to do some wild shit you might have to get strapped up miss me or them you know what i agree with uh what show said and what's also crazy about this situation is that i forgot what the fuck i was going to say that's okay that's okay but i agree with everything that you fucking said that's okay and i think she's absolutely 100 in the mother fucking wrong and i hope this point comes back with the charge necessarily be though she ordered a hit but they didn't shoot the god you know so technically but he's defending himself you're admitting that you sent somebody over there to do violent harm to this person you said they're going to shoot go shoot his shit up you can't use that excuse like i didn't say not to shoot him what is the charge i believe it's i believe it's lynching it's when a mob is a going to attack a person so it's a premeditated mob attack i believe that that's that the the specific term is so maybe it's like you have a premeditated attack an assault on somebody yeah and that you are part of that organization is she going to get manslaughter no but i would hold her responsible for the reaction to that premeditated attack as well and you know what my point just came back imagine we we're listening to her and and she sounds somewhat reasonable to us because we understand a lot of slang and everything else even though she sounds that shit crazy yeah imagine two people just sitting there that don't know any of that shoot shit up yeah like you can't use this yeah i didn't say don't good don't shoot him the lawyer was right when she said what is shit what is shit yeah what is shit yeah what tell her talking to the mic please i feel like yes you're right she should be going to jail but oh boy but it's also telling niggas like stop playing with girls emotions it says for infidelity stop like just bring you know that she was married the whole time okay just push the mic away from you same way the same way you slowly pulled it in just slowly push it away okay all right uh what else we got what else we got tell the gang oh you know what's crazy about this story this is why we can't take women seriously no this is why we can't take you did because i i i not you but that girl that girl is like go go go go go go show said that detail prior but i've been i'm on record saying this a million times it's funny somebody i saw somebody say uh charlamagne always says a million times when he just wants to bring in a new point no i'm saying a million times because i actually said a million times but the million thing time thing that i was gonna say is this is why i believe all women was a nonsense statement yeah this will happen so you believe all women you shouldn't believe all of anybody you should you should you should listen to all women and believe all proof if we believed all women we'd be dead if you believe all women you take the mic i want to answer this question could be that it's good everybody okay listen listen all right listen if we believe all women you know you got to believe all those cairns that you'd be seeing on on instagram all the time making up shit you got to believe Ursula you got to believe the woman who's got him until killed you gotta believe you gotta believe the woman who's dead you gotta believe when you say believe all women we'd be dead i never understood why that statement took off the way that it did you shouldn't believe all of anybody believe believe the truth or what's funniest listen to believe the truth or what's funniest i believe the truth and i believe dr umar johnson those are the two things that i believe dealt by the way what you're saying right now talk that slaps talk that shit i'm gonna tell you why that should slap because the truth is the truth sounds like the truth when you hear it but boy when you put some jokes around a good lie that sounds like the truth too so you either got to be funny or honest that's a and if you're funny and honest that's it you out of here you got a podcast you got a fucking podcast what you mean just slew through all women though i just you know i just want to say listen to all women uh rest in peace tina turnham yeah coldest story ever man tina turnham's husband donated an organ to save her because he didn't want another woman tina turnham's husband donated his kidney to save her life in 2016 the singer was diagnosed with intestinal cancer a stroke and her kidneys were functioning at only 20 turnham had to make the difficult decision to choose between dialysis our kidney transplant but her second husband german music exec erwin box stepped in and made a life-changing decision ron of applause to that human ron of applause to that man god damn it kept tina turnham alive probably another what five how long was that seven years eight years seven years yeah man would you give a kidney for your wife of course 100 no questions asked none whatsoever i'm gonna need something in exchange she didn't gave you everything that's why you gave it a kidney well we'd give each other everything yeah but if i'm giving you a kidney i'm gonna need a little something like what yeah you know tbd tbd you know what i mean like i'm gonna need just a little something i'm gonna need a little something tbd i'm gonna need a little something what would you get for a kidney nothing for my wife yeah she had like she she's done yeah yeah well that's not the funny way of looking at it remember remember what we do here every week i mean listen man she's done everything for me man i'll be like yo i've been wanting to give you this you know i've been wanting to give you a piece of me for so long i feel like you know i've been giving you a piece of me figuratively but here take this kidney book take it baby god damn bro yo can i tell you something men are liars too men are liars too men are women live because men are liars too i think it's like i'm about to make you want a bike i just want to have a good night i'm gonna give you a kidney tonight hold up hold up now you need a little get out of jail free card you need something that'd be that'd be bad if y'all ever broke up but you got that stuff like that that's why you gotta make sure you do that when you're like old and y'all know y'all got not going nowhere because imagine you give a person a kidney to me cheat on cheat on your ass what you mean happen to Selena her friend didn't her friend give her Selena Selena Gomez and then what happened now her friend isn't they're not friends no more for some reason kidney back yeah yeah let me get that kidney back run that back yeah what you mean we're not friends no more run that back yo what you mean we're not friends no more that's crazy meek mill goes after dj drama son meek gotta learn how to spell bro or right i was going through these tweets this was the most difficult thing to read just go through each one of these bro it is painful let's just read the first one no go to the uh no no no no no no no no this the good one okay go go go go go back click click click click click yeah dj drama dj drama goofy over these hoes laugh out loud he won't speak good on me i tore him up in that a where's the why didn't even see that actually right there all right so that's that's just no punctuation at all no periods no commas nothing the top one is if they asked me about dj yo i tore him up in the a i tore him up in the a bro primer if i if they asked me about dj drama and call it i wouldn't speak and i made millions on paper with call it i'll still stay silent i'm from philly and we don't wear outfitted hats like that drama shop at michelin what what i think i think me got equity at michelin that's what i mean i don't even know what that is i don't even know what i just heard michelin that's a hat no no he said if they asked me about drama and call it meaning who's better drama or call it he said he wouldn't speak on it because he and even though he made millions on paper with call it he'd stay silent because he's from philly drama's from philly also so he's saying his loyalty would lie with philly and then he's saying drama we don't wear our fitted hats like that because of the way drama had his fitted hat on in the interview that he did did you get that no i didn't but that was a great translation i don't know how you got all that from that that was incredible he's been in philly enough he understands no alex alex don't hang around enough black people anymore so you know in that fuck up you knew he was gonna go there that's crazy you knew he was gonna go there no you were fucking country motherfucker yeah exactly so you understand what that is right there um that man never did real charity in philly in his life i got that sentence yes i just be saying bits parts online because it'd be too much to say i'd be wanting it to be known when i own rock with these goofies and i stand on my tippy toes when i see them so it's no confusion before we even interact drama queen over these females i got that one you got that no i'm gonna take the only thing that confused me that's ballet i don't know what was it tippy toes confused me in this yeah meek is tall as shit i don't know if you ever been around he's tall meek's like six two i think maybe maybe six three why does meek got to stand on tippy toes tell her can you translate this you shouldn't say villainy drama no charity in philly meek just be saying a little bit of stuff he could say more but he only says a little bit online because it's too much to say he'd be wanting it to be known he'll fuck with these goofies exactly i don't understand the stand on my tippy toes like i stand i stand ten toes down like that is not what tippy toes mean tippy toes really are just one or two toes it's like if you're he what he's saying and i stand on my tip toes when i see them so it's so confusing bro i just want to see him beefing on his tippy toes i want to see two dudes on a tippy toes talking if i ever walked in the room and saw meek standing on his tippy toes that should be so funny imagine beat was something like man fuck you then bro like wow you already six three like unless you beefing with another if you beefing with an nba player that's six seven six eight there's no way to be on your tippy toes man that's all he's saying all right next one next one this is fun oh boom okay yes you need somebody from philly to translate this shit you just figured this out it took you 20 seconds go go next one next one this is fun wait hold on there gotta be another one is that all the tweets yeah i mean you guys get the first one ain't gonna lie drama you look goofy as hell in this interview it's really why he mad now they're mad at drama this is what i don't know somebody smashed someone's girl i have no idea go back to the first one i'll go back to the first one look at the question look what started all of this go i asked drama hold on go back go back go back the first one is i asked drama why he always speaking down on me with a few other words too told him he's a goofy i also hit him when he tried to compare dreams and nightmares that i want to rock and downplay me don't let these industry lames use you they don't really even like you shaking my head lol drama says shit ain't got nothing to do with no blank i don't know what that is to be honest i don't even speak on all the real suck of shit you be doing that's the crazy part you just did it to me again for the tiny dick podcast desk oh tiny desk podcast right my whole roll out fucked up my fucked my whole roll out up and wasn't even man enough to just tell me no okay go to the clip that got all of this started he needs punctuation because this i didn't know what it started look at this question who is the jay-z of the current generation meek milla drake press play teller oh my god oh the video has no sound here's the thing drama answered a question very well but i got thoughts about the question okay when was this ever a conversation there's never a conversation i've never heard this in my life close they're not in the same stratosphere salute the meek i respect meek i got nothing below for meek i like everything that he's built coming from the city of philly i fuck with meek but i've never heard meek mill being compared to jay-z i think that was just the interviewer trying to have a moment because he knows that drama and meek kind of had a little tension and so how do i get told drama he's smoking how do i get meek drama and drake all in the same conversation while speaking to just ask him about the situation drama has the connectivity because he leaked the reference tracks or something let's listen allegedly i can't i cannot believe drama answered that question just hit the sound icon teller down bottom corner like i'm curious now you're explaining so drake came out in what 08 it's 2023 like he changed the sound of hip hop yeah i mean that's right yeah for sure he's right he's literally ran every summer did jay-z changed the sound of hip hop absolutely he kind of like paid homage to a lot of pieces of hip everyone wanted to be like hove everybody tried to sound like hove i mean ho he said this so we paid homage to a bunch of pieces of hip hop the only reason why you i could like the only comparison that for me for you to say meek is that like meek here's the thing pray we press pause come you can put a dr before my name and it don't have to be doctor it can be dick right there's only one jay-z problem shonkata is a one-on-one okay and just like jordan there's a lot of people you might compare to him for a lot of different reasons but there really is no comparison when you go back and you really look at what this man accomplished in hip hop but not just accomplished in hip hop being one of the nicest ever to touch a microphone there's no rapper that's probably more quotable than jay-z and if i'm being totally objectively honest the person i saw quoted as much as jay-z has been drake for that generation like drake always had a caption mother's using this shit for captions and quotes and all of that so as much as we quote jay-z i did see a generation quote drake like that but i'm still not comparing drake to jay-z in no way shape or form and it's a lot of different reasons that i'm not comparing drake to jay i don't think drake is is nice as jay as a rapper i think drake is dope but i don't think he's as nice as jay and i still think you know we have in these conversations about the ghost writing jay-z was s doc carter ghost writer for the right price he made your shit tighter he didn't have ghost writers you know what i'm saying drake actually used ghost writers that's still a that's still a knock against him in a lot of ways even though i think it's dope when if you're a hip hop artist you look to get the best song i don't know about writing your whole verses and all of that but another thing i put uh i give i give jay over drake is think about all the artists jay has introduced now drake has introduced artists in other ways meaning he'll get on a feature and make their shit hot and then you'll start paying attention to them in a different way but jay actually gave us other superstars like who he gave us the jake holes and the kanyas and the rianas and you know the whole Rockefeller regime back in the day of course he wasn't the only executive you know you've got of course you got to give dame and bigs and all that credit but you know jay has introduced us to countless amounts of legendary superstars that he profits on yeah drake is putting people on that he doesn't profit on you know drake's getting he's not getting money for those features of course he is no he's not getting money for their stardom i don't think but what's wrong with profit and off of them though i'm saying all i'm saying is jay discovered better jay to have discovered talent drake hasn't done that yet no no i think i think drake has put way more artists on than jz way more no i don't even know now you sound like uh this question i'm just saying in terms of not only artists but like the the the trend the trends in music drake has been on top of for the last fucking decade you know who did that you know who started that blueprint who jay z is that right because back in the day jay z would jump on whos ever was the hot person so juvenile high remix okay uh the oakland sound you know well what's my favorite word when he did that we did the the shit about over two show blow your whistle he had a couple houston records like that he would do guest appearances whether it was rick ross hustling whether it was you know gz uh dope boys go crazy that blueprint that drake does which is smart let me let me say that jay z established that a hundred percent yeah okay and by the way it's a smart strategy no it's brilliant it's brilliant it's brilliant it's brilliant i guess i've always saw jay z is is coming from more of like a business perspective in terms of curating talent and then playing a part in either the management or the label side of that talent whereas i've seen drake put people on that he's not signing simply because he believes that that's the direction where music is going to go and he wants to shine a light on that well isn't signing them a bigger investment like if i'm jay z and i decide to not just feature on a jaco i'm going to sign him and invest in him yeah because i know this guy is one of those next ones instead of just signing you know i mean featuring on a kanya west song we're going to sign this guy to our label no because i think there's self interest there it's like i look at what drake does more like what like like rogan does whereas just like oh wow this person is really talented and i want to give them the exposure that they deserve and but if rogan had a podcast network but the fact but maneuvered sure but the fact that he that he could have a podcast number if he wants but to me it's altruistic it's like wow i think there's greatness here and i want to shine a light on that greatness and jay is done both i yeah you guys are explaining that to me now so i'm seeing that and but i do think that we can't diminish drake's contributions in those ways here's my thing i like like shining lights on artists that people had no clue who they were and giving them massive opportunities like massive massive what's what's a great okay put it like this i i'm not knocking what you said but what's greater how many people's first sorry to cut you how many people's first platinum record has a drake feature on it sure let's and then how many people's first platinum record has a jay's e feature i'm not trying to knock jay's e a bunch of whatever and i believe they do i guess what i'm trying is like what if we line those up and all the different genres of music we could really tell from that point right there who has put on more people well let's just look at your first gold or platinum record with a feature i would i would think jay's e trumps that by far i don't know because no i'm gonna tell you why because not only does jay's e do did the features on hit records he wrote he wrote a lot of hit records and he signed a lot of these hit artists what's more important for drake what would what's more have been more impactful if he just had a little wane feature or little wane actually signing him the young money what's more impactful for drake what's what's been more impactful for his career do you think just him having a little wane feature are wane actually signing him the young money i think that the exposure is more important there's no question that having the cosine from not only wane but also jay prince and having that background and support has helped him there's no question i do believe that he was so and is so talented that the exposure of a wane feature the exposure of a jay's feature the exposure of a kanya feature anybody shining light on that level of talent was going to take him over the top i agree but but having that one off is different than having somebody behind you constantly every day pushing i'm not i'm not i'm not saying that it's either or and what i'm saying is some people are so talented that all they need is the first look and then after getting that first look people start going what the fuck is going on i agree but then you can fall off too because i can i can be mcconan god bless you 100 i mean 100 drink give you a hot record that's 100 and then there's no father and that's really on you and the people that you know drake gave a hot record to i mean look at like me goes you know like that what is it versace that versace one was crazy and then me goes go you know we're also superstars and we're going to continue to take this opportunity and become the biggest rap group of our generation you're not wrong but i think people also forget me goes already had a they were bubbling before that's why drake got on the record even even with the little babies i think sometimes and it's not to nobody's fault but sometimes when you aren't paying attention to like what's happening in the street in that moment you know me i've always said i'm the biggest outsider music whatever i don't i don't know anything all i'm looking i'm looking at is the most casual you guys already know that me goes is popping you guys already know what's happening there in atlanta like and you already know how they have maybe a cultural drink in the club and he had a Versace he like oh i gotta get on this 100 but so and that does benefit him as well 100 percent it does benefit him as well him bringing up all these young artists i can imagine uh they have the same appreciation and gratitude to drake as a lot of us comics have for well i definitely have for you but also for for rogan right where it's just like wow these people like put me in a position for other people to see me so i'm gonna have that eternal gratitude and that's really helpful when you're coming up now instead of beefing with these guys who are your competition those guys are going yo drake's the man let's go on tour let's do anything like it's a great strategic move and i'm sure as you guys are explaining jay-z had also done this i just i wonder if there's a thought process to that i wonder if it's like i'm gonna give this person a feature because i know if i shine the light on him he'll go tell that he's out of here but he's this person i really want to be invested in this person i want to be maybe part of their career going forward bro but you know what it also could be too is like some people don't i don't know but like some people i don't have i have more joy in like putting people on giving them opportunities and like helping them without making money off them type of thing right like i don't want to own anybody um also i'm not as excited and like the curation and building of somebody else i like being helpful but i don't want that to be my job you know what i mean i like both i know you you're you're different you really like doing that kind of stuff where it's like for me i want to help you and i want to brainstorm with you i want to whatever but i don't want to feel like it's on me to make your career i want to give you the opportunity where you can make your career give you the platforms i want to shine the light i want to help you there that i can't do but it's already hard enough to build the things that we're doing right here and you gotta shoot a lot of shots because it's going to be a lot of misses i'm not gonna sit here like course jay's had a lot of misses you know what i mean but when those shots go in you get a rihanna you get a Kanye oh you get a j Cole you know i mean they even you know say what you want the Memphis bleaks the beanie seagulls the state properties all of that like you know and i mean of course you can't just give jay credit for that because that's game and that's big and all of them when they were Rockefeller but man a lot of these artists yo like when you're responsible for one legend when you're responsible for one other legend you in a different league when you're responsible for like two or three come on man that's why i give wayne i give wayne a lot of props wayne gave us drake and nicky yo wait a hundred percent no question kanya too i kanya gave us john legend you know uh big Sean kid cutty what genres of music not only just hip hop but what genres of music do you think that drake has played a part uh in i don't want to say the word exposing because they're already popular artists and they're already popular genres but shining a light so they can become mainstream accepted in our lifetime i don't think it's a i don't think it's a genre he's showing us that we haven't seen no again that's that's it's not about we haven't seen and you guys are so inside i'm talking about the casual like me right so like drake really shining a light on like what was happening in the uk rap scene right like to me i'm like oh wow he was really on that not only in terms of like music but also like culture like the top boy stuff like he's got okay there's something bubbling over here obviously down south him collabing with a few of the artists down south and then also the afro beats or whatever it is which is already a huge massive genre of music but bringing that over to like a mainstream western audience like where white people are listening to fucking what's uh what's the guys at last last bernard boy bernard boy you know what drake what afro beat song was drake on i don't remember he had a few afro beat style songs on like um scorpion is temsa afro beat dude yeah that's a woman tems what that's a woman we don't know how they identify you know but the conversation we're having i can i can have that conversation with drake in jay-z yeah we're not having that with i've never had that with me because all i'm saying that's never been a thing i haven't heard and the tricky thing is like i'm sure that's clearly it is because he brought it up but i had never heard but i think the tricky thing is i'm sure that's probably like insulting for a meek but it's like it's it's not to say that there aren't people that meek has outperformed he's outperformed 99.9 of everybody who's ever tried to rap you're talking about what he's done in his career is better than 99.9 percent of anybody in history who's tried to rap think about that because he's had success because because of the level of success like people realize how hard it is it's hard it's so fucking hard to build a career as a rapper and i think it's when you only look at what's above you it's very easy to be like super competitive and almost there's a lot of people who've tried rapping so you know what i guess i mean like whatever like even having a song like dreams and nightmares like how many people have have a cultural moment like forever forever going nowhere from the decade your greatest enemy hears that song and gets hyped and think about you're absolutely right like and also too with drama and this what i what i guess what i'm sitting there trying to say you can't be mad meek at drama's comments he's not talking down to you you're just being compared to the greatest of all time yeah it's exactly you gotta be mad at the interviewer for asking that question like why put you up against drake yes yeah and why put you up against hof yeah forget the drake yeah he asked who is the jay z at his generation because drake yeah you got compared to the greatest of all time 99 was the number you gave 99.9 percent 99.9 percent of people are going to answer that question like drama yes like and that's not to say that you haven't had immense success that's right and that's the tricky thing that's where it's on that's where it's on him to just kind of look back and be like okay okay i'm being compared right now what an honor what an honor to be compared to the greatest ever even if someone's saying no it's not like that the fact that my name is being mentioned you know what i've done something all right here and the other percentage of that people of that 99.9 all from baltimore and philly baltimore what's up it's baltimore is maryland in philly right well baltimore's in maryland okay yeah what the fuck did i say baltimore is in maryland okay so it's maryland philly uh baltimore so all i know is people from that area on the map probably believe that probably believe that about me oh yeah because he's probably the guy absolutely yo there's people in the south listening to how we're speaking about jz and they're going no exactly hundred percent yeah we were affected by him in the same way now we think they're crazy they are crazy but but they weren't affected like yo there's probably people who go there's probably people who are like nobody has impacted music more than future over the last 15 years and you can make an argument about that they're not wrong and especially music and culture you're growing up in atlanta you're growing up in parts of the south i love seeing his effect on music my favorite is kindred but that's just my personal favorite right salute the cold but if you're talking about people who've had the most influence over the last 10 to 12 years on sound i it's it's between drake and future and i'm probably gonna give future the age i know i can't i can't do that but that again i'm not growing up in atlanta why would you say that why would you i just haven't seen anybody have more influence okay okay okay this is good going back to wait wait drinks had more impact no this is actually good this is going back to our basketball thing steve has had more influence on how the game is played that doesn't mean steve is a better basketball player and i don't want to get lost in the woods here than uh michael jordan but no but he is better than lebron but okay that's why i knew i knew that was going to happen okay so let's just it's fine it's fine i don't give a fuck on cares so but but in terms of the way that steve plays the game he has influenced more people to play the game like him 100 that doesn't mean that he is better whereas a guy like future might have influenced music more the actual sound of music in the last 15 years more than jay-z has influenced it in the last 15 years that's yeah no doubt but i mean yeah but jay-z had his time but he had his time where he was influenced but that doesn't mean that he's better than jay-z but his musical impact in terms of the way that people are rapping because he wrapped that way and him having a unique style of rapping has been has had more influence on the overall genre of hip hop yes future had guys in brooklyn trying to rap like him that's an argument to like straight like like think about that i didn't see that prior to future i didn't see rappers from places like new york trying to sound like an artist from the south now i remember when asap you know them came out and they had like sovereign influence in their music but i'm talking about sounding yeah like designer sounded like future rappers in the uk sounded like future like literally so yes i i think future's influence people even when they were having that whole mount rushmore debate and it was kindred cole and drink and who's the four from like it's future and it's not even close yeah i think yeah and again this is where we get into influence versus like greatness yeah this is just where we get to influence versus greatness like we spoke about ai ai ai might be the perfect example artificial intelligence or actual alan everson both no uh but alan everson might be the perfect example he doesn't have any championships no right staff has championships doesn't have any championships but he influenced the game more than anybody in his era so future and off the court future might be ai everybody wants to be him everybody want to look like him they want the riz like him they want the swag like him he might not have got the best memes there's no rapper he made me want to eat cheesecake there's no rapper who got better memes in future you know how many lactose and tolerant people like i gotta try this cheese what's the cheesecake one didn't he have one where he's like uh something like that yeah it was sensational how was the cheesecake is that oh yeah when he's like sensational and yeah before that i didn't know what he's talking about cheesecake i'm pretty sure i had no i did yeah i'm just like when he's looking in the mirror that's the funny thing like that's been meme so many times but now he might not have an album that is 10 times fucking platinum or something like he does though which which one but yo future's like the number look up to stat okay he's got more he's got like there's only like six rappers who got more number one albums in him and it's like j kanya m&m uh what's the fucking album dirty sprite dirty sprite dirty sprite too yeah yeah but he got that three-headed monster bro the fucking mixtapes uh this google uh rappers with most number one albums it's all time yeah rappers with most put rappers with most number what's that what's the song the wait march man it's dirty soda the staff of march man march man click that for us rappers with most number rappers with most number one albums okay here go right there right there straight with the most number one albums drake 13 kanya west 10 no go to the full list it goes to full list two pock eight jz click out click out of that click out of that tale again uh scroll down scroll down no you didn't did you click one did you click one more row oh there you go there click down who knew number one albums all i know is future's on that goddamn list future got like eight number ones or something crazy like that i got it on chat gbt if you want what what is it uh jz is uh number one with 14 then m&m with number uh is number two with 10 then drake with nine kanya is four with number with nine future's five naza's five lil wane is number six and future's number seven with five number one albums oh no that's old that's old future's one two three four five because right right there future's number five now look look look scroll down and he got eight number eight one two three four five six seven eight he's got eight number one albums on billboard like there's not a metric that you can use did not put future in the conversation yo yeah music album sales influence cultural impact you're right he got more number ones than jaco i take it back i take it back so he's stuff he's not ai he's stuff because he got the championships too that's all i'm saying uh let's pay some bills come back and do um some asking idiot future is a goat stop playing with future stop playing with him okay let's take a quick break before we get into asking idiots squarespace today's episode is brought to you by squarespace squarespace is the all-in-one platform for building your brand and growing your business online stand out with a beautiful website engages your audience and sell anything your products content you create and even your time squarespace makes it easy for creators to monetize their content and expertise in a way that fits their brand with member areas you can unlock a new revenue screen for your business and free up time in your schedule by selling access to gated content like videos online 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back to the show all right it's time for some asking idiots oh who is chris thomas this is a good question does the responsibility of your fame and success ever feel like it's not worth it even at brief moments no no it's awesome there are things that we complain about there's things that we have to go through that maybe other people don't but it is there's it's easy for people who have success and fame to complain because we're human beings and we're we complain that's just what we do but this shit is so awesome and we should be so grateful every single day every single fucking day yeah i mean i listen man i used to sell crack i've worked at taco bell so you know as my therapist always tells me you cannot have this is your dreams a nightmare your success to sell crack like this for real gordita crunches like that what he's saying therapist always says you can't have your problems without having your success yes they are literally mutually combined yes you know what i mean like you're going to have problems you're going to have success but you just got to what outweighs the other like that's what i was saying last week about somebody like lebron like doesn't seem like he's getting a lot of unfair criticism sure but when you take a step back and you look at him and you say for the person he is what he's accomplished what he's done the position he's in you're supposed to get that level of criticism that's just the way shit is so does the responsibility of your famous success ever feel like it's not worth it it it never feels like it's not worth it does it get exhausting and draining sometimes sure but it never feels like it's not worth it that's what i would say well done oh come on now i see yo feina deed feina deed uh i don't even believe that's your name i just think you want me to say something crazy feina dinong what you're going to do now feina dinong feina dinong wants to know how shawla gets such a fat ass talk to him talk to him talk to him now talk to him now just letting the screech know come on this little scratching damn bro bro you're thick bro and i got baggy japan song right now you are thick just letting the screech know what it is i don't even know how to answer your question man because you know how do you just tell somebody god blessed you bless everybody else that's kind of that'd be arrogant right that now honestly you know i'm saying i wish i had my sunglasses on for when i was staring at your ass i can't even say no i can't just be like yo shawla's how'd i get it fast there's no secret to this god god did god did god gave me something he ain't getting nobody else you know what i mean god was up in heaven making snowmen bro you are thick that's right it's crazy i think you are a taylor all jealous jealous is fuck no god you're such a jealous motherfucker you are jealous it's disgusting yo not everybody could be no i feel like you gotta do more squats because it's a little flat like you don't have that little i just hear hate it's not hate i'm trying to give you i'm trying to help you out i know you're trying to give yap yap yap shawla built like a levain cookie you don't need to give him no advice for nothing okay how thick that is talking about double standards if i said anything to taylor about working out oh she's real mad yes she probably sold me i'm gonna shoot your man you say something i'm gonna shoot your fucking man all right i'm gonna shoot your fucking say something i'm gonna shoot your man all right oh did y'all watch sarah silverman special sorry i got a special i didn't know i didn't know answer that what yeah what's it on um i don't know uh we have not watched it yeah we haven't watched it yet i would i like i like good good stand-up special i thought i was the only person who enjoys watching people bomb until i spoke to dion Cole dion Cole said he goes on stage and tells an unfunny joke on purpose because he says not funny it's funny and he's absolutely fucking right i thought it was just me you say you're gonna use one of my dad jokes you didn't say that to me no you didn't why are you gonna tell a lot like that not funny it's funny though yeah yeah yeah it's not funny the comedians no no we didn't we enjoy watching it okay okay okay other people we don't want to happen to us but we enjoy watching other people comedians don't like to see it happen to other people because they know that could be you yeah maybe at any more you never know yeah but boy for us fans you're welcome uh you're welcome you're welcome watching people bomb who bombed i thought that was your joke you were making oh no it was all the unfunny that i brought yeah that was it like no it's different though i like i like i like that funny when somebody's on stage he just did it right i know i did it and you didn't even come on i didn't that was for your slam all right whatever they gotta be a joke though how about avocados if you don't sit your thick fat fucking ass you already know avocados that's all protein with your thick ass all right all right tell her tell her give us your dad joke i do when you would tell your dad jokes and then people wouldn't laugh would you get defensive and be like yeah if you had a dad you would get it yeah probably all right you're right okay how many uh what kind of pants to super mario have on what kind denim denim denim you knew that you hear me say before you're a hater you're a hater you don't think that was clever though that was good you're a hater okay you won't like this one though okay go you're so you're so cute though i love you you're the best how come barbie couldn't get pregnant how come barbie couldn't get pregnant yeah how come because ken came in another box okay okay okay okay what's the lesbians couple what's the lesbian couple's favorite singer scissor okay nothing now we're getting into some real brilliant idiots questions here buddy okay this is one of them ones man we might have to end on this well you know what let's do let's do uh sham kan kan kan first and then we'll go back to merchandise okay sham kan dun says has creating content changed the way you consume content hmm that's a good question wow wow probably without realizing it probably without realizing it it has in some ways yeah i have to actually really think on that one because i still think i want the same things from content like if i want distraction and i want to exist like a fantasy like superhero world just to get away from everything then i'd still consume that i wouldn't consume any different based on the way that i make stuff but that's an interesting that's a good question i have to think about that what about you child uh sort of kind of because the content that we consume is dope it's raw but i still think there's a production value missing that's why i loved what you did with to turn your phone because i feel like you elevated what everybody was already doing online everybody was everybody's giving commentary but now let's let's produce this commentary let's make it look let's make it look sexy you know i'm saying let's give it let's give it something you know so for me you know it creating content i always want to create on that level you know what i'm saying i hear you like i always want to create on that high produced level like taylor like taylor knows like i'm always like i'm big on imaging and production like i want things to sound different and be separate separate themselves from everything everybody else is doing yeah because i'm telling you everybody's doing literally the same thing how do you be the tip of the spear how you do something different from everyone else that's right yeah that's right so creating content the way i consume content hasn't changed the way i create content and i know a lot of people like that like i know some people you know just having conversations with them and really getting into their thought process of how they do things that's their mindset like some of your favorite social media influences that create content they not just it may look easy but now they put in a work they are putting so much work into it and i and i respect it all right i think i know the one you want to ask you know i do and we go probably end on this one from merchandise underscore that's right suck one dick 10 times or 10 dicks one time what would you do i go joke bro this is this one of them one Joe suck one dick 10 times and keep in mind it's going to get harder i i know exactly what i would do i know exactly what i would do we have a very intellectual question we need to answer only you came in chris a perfect time perfect time chris chris suck one dick 10 times 10 dicks one time i have the answer and i would like to share it with you guys okay let's see one time are they like no no you have to take completion suck one dick 10 times the 10 dicks one time okay i would suck one sorry i would talk 10 dicks one time because sucking one dick 10 times by that 10th time it's going to take you four hours to get that dick to come oh we're doing this all at one moment well what would you like to spread it out yes the rest of your life yes you're gonna go through life knowing you got a suck dick on thursday yes no i'm getting that out of the way one day you a whole though i'm sucking 10 dicks in a day dude you'd be a whore i'm sucking 10 dicks in a day you like freak nick bae yeah i had one crazy day you had a crazy life because here's the thing you're gay that's gay if you suck dick throughout your life that's that's gay who looks gayer the man who sucked one dick or the man who sucked 10 different dicks you wow gay i might be gay but you wow irish gay irish gay just a whiskey man i'm just trying to make a play on the whiskey i don't know what what i did is is is gay but we're gonna move past that we're gonna get through it no you got 10 different people telling 10 different stories i was gay one day no no no no nda i was gay for a day yo that documentary is crazy 10 guys all saying they got that fire dome from shochi bro and they're describing you right they're like yeah what is nda stand for nda stands for nasty dick sucking andrew all right i'm gonna be honest with you i'm sucking one dick 10 times yo you're crazy that's that's love yo shut up no you ain't love bro you suck one dude's dick 10 times you in love but that's my whole point now you love it you know relationship you love him that's why i can say i was in a relationship wow yeah you cheating on your wife that's wild you cheating on your wife i think me and my wife can get past that ain't no way but if i suck 10 different dicks it's not one day get out the way yo you was wilding that's it you gotta blame that shit on drugs or something like turn turn the lights off turn the lights off i even know it was then i even know i was just starting one dick and then it was done in there turn the lights off yo that's the wu-tang clan and one there we go 10 yep hmm now i'm sucking one dick 10 times that's crazy i was in a relationship that's you know what i'm saying that's great that's worse it didn't work out you know what i mean no bro that's crazy you're gonna get good at it too oh yeah you're gonna learn what he likes yo you're wild you're wild for that show yeah that's super wild bro yeah i'm sorry dude you in love with something you got someone in mind come up what you do he's gonna let alex skate past the you gonna get good at it like how would he know wait man hold on he just said he repeated the same shit no what do you mean he gotta get good at it what do you mean by that is that that's what you know done clearly i want y'all to answer this question and send it to us for real suck one dick 10 times and 10 dicks one time so you give 10 bad dick sucks that's better than you gotta see the same guy over and over and over that's fine with that what what why ten different dudes saying you gave them a head yes yes that was me that was i man by 2023 logic i can say look man i was experimenting i was curious with one person you did 10 you can't experiment 10 times yes exactly you did experiment is over if you have the results that's a relationship at that yeah you are married so what is sucking 10 dicks at one time you just a whole that's fun you a whole bro that's fun you big lgbtq aeio you and sometimes why bro big that's me but you you would love a man that's fine i'm with it but you love a man's dick in your mouth one man's dick in your mouth that's crazy i was doing a goal it was fear factor like you know what i mean like it wasn't it was just a feat of strength you that burning man exactly you was on everything burning man i was on everything man i didn't know it was dicks exactly they told me it was a faucet i was thirsty i was hallucinating i thought it was close i thought it was close you can't say that because they come in different sizes so exactly exactly but imagine you love one guy's dick and you're like now we need to run that fast crazy yo what is that burning gonna be like yo do that every burning man you do it no just that one time in a weekend yeah i suck 10 dicks i know and i suck that one guy's dick 10 times yo son you are so gay i know that's crazy that is crazy why are you crazy wait so who is this man yo yo who is this man yo you know it's so funny i'll talk about gay and the question about would you suck a dick or would you suck a dick you're still gay bro because you're doing that out of love you're doing that out of love bro if you're doing out of love it's gay bro oh man okay guys as always if you listen to this podcast you think we're smart you think we're intelligent you think we're brilliant you're absolutely right but if you listen to this podcast you think we're just a couple idiots you don't know shit you're right too it's the burning of this podcast thank you for listening