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Published on Aug 18, 2011
Long Time Smoker is a somewhat likeable yet frightening and opinionated, reclusive lunatic who spends most of his time crawling around his little room on a high pile, Kelly green carpet collecting, examining, and dignifying stuff (like lint, hair, insect heads, and bits of paper) that normally belong in a trash can.
He justifies his behavior by proclaiming all things are beautiful in the eyes of the Lord and furthers his claim by making jewelry and little nik-naks using filth and other crap as his medium. One day he plans to auction off his collection on ebay during the Christmas season.