 Soda's dad doesn't know. You know, Crumpet, you have the sexiest voice. Thank you. I appreciate it. You're welcome. Wow! Why'd you make me blush? It doesn't help that I'm super drunk. Oh, wow. Yep. No, I'm way, dude. You know, Crumpet, you have the sexiest voice. Dude, the way that he says it, it's so funny to me. Maya gets rushed. Oh, Soda actually did quite rushed. So much. Just take the fucking shot. Holy shit. I don't know why I think people are getting choked. Like, Vic, why is that so funny to me? Why is it like, it's like the Bart Simpson effect. Like, just seeing people get choked at is so funny to me. New fetish. No, it's not a... I don't believe you. Why is this music like porn music? I just don't believe you at all. You've never, you've never, ever. Regular. Oh, I remember what happened here. How? There's no way. Her English is bad. Her English is bad. Okay, but it's so funny. Dr. Kvis understands what a decolonial means. Like, I'm approaching this conversation to make you laugh, which in turn makes me feel fulfilled, which is like streaming. Like, I want to farm little Ws, not like decolons. I don't know what that means. They're just emotes. Okay. Pretty much, I just don't... Is a D colon a penis? No. Okay. You know, a penis is a part of the D. The D is the... No! So is decolon... It's one of the three... It's a bunch of colons followed by a D. Is that not the same thing? Decolon is like the sad blue face. I don't even know how... Yeah, anyways. It's like the sadness shock emotes. Oh, that is so... That is actually so funny, dude. How old is this man TV? 51 years. I am not 51 years old. Google is lying to you. Okay, Google is lying. Don't listen to them or anything they have to say for themselves. Watch the Linus clip. I'm gonna go in the chat. And so I waited the 10 or 15 minutes or whatever that you have to wait to type something. Wait, did we have that here? Let's see. Let's see how easy or difficult it is to be heard above the just... Unintelligible roar of nonsense going by. And it's not like anything in particular was happening. I think he was swimming from point A to point B or something. Absolutely nothing was happening. But it's just like this diarrhea of pictures. That sounds true. Sort of three character, you know, slang. And so I was like, hey guys, what's up? And it's just like buried. And I'm kind of sitting here going, why do you even type into this box? You're shouting into... You're not even shouting. Like you're whispering into a voice. Nobody can hear you. Actually, I can explain this. Wait, what's this BTTV? I think a lot of people who don't... I mean, he's got to have BTTV, right? I think a lot of times people who don't have BTTV, they look at Twitch chat and they say, Jesus Christ, what the hell is this? And they get terrified and they don't type. So BTTV, it's a Chrome extension where you can see all the emotes, like the Pog use and whatnot, right? Or Frank or you can do with Frank or two. What Jenny is doing while this fan is sleeping? While everyone is sleeping? Okay, it's fan versus El Gablino. S fan would probably clap me. Too much raw strength, you just can't, you will lose over time. True. Did I see this already? The thing with S fan chat is that he's such a good chunk, okay, that even if it was out of energy entirely, just his normal muscle, dude, I wouldn't be able to do anything around it. And he probably resist my punches. It's too chunky. True. Eight ball exposing S fan. Does S fan think of me as more than friend? And he enablers? Okay. S fan playing Rust. Put me down, I am the law. Look, listen, these people need to respect my authority. Okay. I don't know why I don't got no damn respect in this town. All right. Jim Corwin's riding Rust clip. What do we do? We ride. This is not our Rust group chat. That was actually good. I've never seen this. What movie is this? We're going, uh, wait a second. I want to do travel streams. Okay. My goal at some point in the future, IRL travel streams, but like not just like I'm going around doing IRL. It's like, I want to see if I can kind of like bridge the gap a little bit between Twitch and like normal IRL kind of like produced content in a way to where it's like, I want to basically take Anthony Bourdain's parts unknown and do it as a Twitch stream. He would go to like different countries and stuff. And it was, I mean, it was a produce show on CNN, right? Like this is a big time. So like they would find like people and families that go film and they would go do stuff in like different countries and it would like show it off. Right. Can't have this in a restaurant. It's time consuming. It's very expensive. So you have to Persian cuisine has to be experienced in somebody's home. Okay. You put far more on the table than anyone could conceivably eat. Is that? Yeah. If you don't like your guests, if you don't put in it yours would be more like Conan without borders. Wait, what's Conan without borders? Good afternoon. Passaporte. They reflect the glasses. Conan O'Brien. I'm him. The comedian, TV host, doing a big show in the city. I'm going to step out of line, sir. Hi, I'm at Old Bethpage Village Restoration where they play old time baseball, 1864 rules, 1864 costumes. Some say a waste of time. Others say an incredible waste. Dude, this literally just looks like an episode of Borat. Just like this frame. It just reminds me of Borat right here. This is Gary Monte. Gary, you are the umpire. Actually referee in 1864. You have a pencil behind your ear. What's that for? Yes. Well, I have to keep score. I have to keep score during the game. So this is an authentic 1860s pencil. Yes. What do you write the score on? I have a number of things. Wait, can I see what's in here? Sure. No, you want to see that. Oh, my God. Yeah, this is an authentic Nature Valley granola bar. What are your professions? What do you think you did in 1864? I'll be a farmer. You were a farmer? Yeah. You? Same here. You were a farmer as well? Yes. I was just saying Conan without orders. You're a farmer as well? Everyone's going with this farmer thing. No one ever says I'm a kickboxer or anything. I watch you and Conan though. So tight. If you think the people playing 1864 baseball are intense, check out the people watching it. You're the groupies. It's 1864. And you're out looking for some man action. Is that the idea? They would. The men would invite us to come and watch them play. Dude, I swear. This is literally like, this is just like more at the same time. Who do you have the crushes on? Who do you guys like? Come on. Who do you like? The man that was playing shortstop next to me before played at me in a lot of great catches. OK. You like him? What about you? Do you have a crush on anybody? No, sir. No, sir. OK. You're very shy. It's 1864. I'm being very forward, which would make you shy. Plus, I have cameras which don't even exist yet. What does your father do here in the town in 1864? He's a farmer. Everyone's a farmer. That's what you do. He's a farmer, farmer, farmer. Does anyone work in advertising or anything? What does your dad do in the town? He's a tailor. Oh. Oh, there you go. He's a tailor. He makes clothes for the farmer. What about you? He's a farmer. Farmer? And your father? My father's past. Sorry. That's a terrible reaction. Your money's dead. Let me ask you this. It's 1864. Oh, man. 2010, man. Fine. Go ahead and still act like this. You know what's funny? Can I say this? Most of the world is still the same. It's been the same for like 15 years. If you go to the freaking gym and you see high school kids playing basketball, playing pickup basketball, they act the exact same way we did 10 years ago. They're the same. The only place it changed is like on the internet, except it's flipped the other way. Like the internet used to be like really edgy. It used to be the other side. And then the internet flipped the other way. But real life is the same. So waiting for your husband to come back from the Civil War, you know that guy ain't coming back. I don't know. I don't know. I'm coming back. It's not. Actually, it is. Yeah. All right. I was down. I was in the Civil War. And I was fighting. And I saw him. He was acting very cowardly. He said, we're all going to get killed. Let's get out of here. And then he made out with a guy. This is all true stuff. I'm sorry. That gentleman likes to ply his seed in the other melon patch.