 Greetings, youngest and briefest of the adventurers. It is I Philip Magnus once again coming to you from the darkness of the forty-first mile... what? This is not the right game to talk about the darkness of the forty-first millennium. I know I'm playing the darkest dungeons and it is a lot of fun. I swear this time around I'm doing something a little bit more advanced and indeed I'm going to go on an adventure of many many many fun times. Actually I don't believe you had an option to cure blight and bleed so really do we need anti-venom maybe just in case one yeah sure let's take a skeleton key anyway as I was saying I have never done a level three mission and I'm very excited to see what happens with this one so we shall see hopefully we will not all die or perish in the darkness of the grim They breed quickly down there in the dark but perhaps we can slay them even faster 100% room battles which means there's one room battle. I wonder if there are more oh this looks positively nice let's see hmm blood thirsty yeah that's that's not great but at least it replaced paranoia which I suspect was just as bad in many many different ways blockages are unsurprising these tunnels predate even the earliest settlers unsurprising blockages it is as if I have heard this before but no way let's take the path with the battles and the treasures and the darkness of goddess gladiators oh you seem stronger or are you doesn't matter I'll shoot you anyway no I think I'll shoot all three of you for maximum efficiency let's see then I believe this is going to be very nice let's up our dear Vasis damage just a tiny bit and then let's cut through the mud oh boy that's not great let's see then dazzling light I think I shall razzle dazzle you my friend and yes I use razzle dazzle in conversations all the time it is a wonderful word I don't see why anyone wouldn't use it now that hurts that's just nasty absolutely uncalled for ouch bleeding eh so let's staunch the blood flow as the fiend falls taking one down faint hope blossoms down I was hoping this would finish him but no matter let's see then play grenade hey this could I in fact end him and it will the slow death the plague is lots of fun especially when you're not the one dying from it's right am I right middle-aged renaissance ladies who died of the plague none are watching now what a pity I'm not pig to the crit and also it gets a reward in a coupon that will allow it to buy uh yeah thank you narrator for once again screwing my rhetoric hey it's all right I forgive you oh god that is not good I have never seen one of those before but I can tell that it is very very weird and very very large anyway hopefully wait can I mark it no I can't can I but I could take tracking shot I bet it would be useful but no let's let's just try and kill one of them and fail miserably not by any means perfect this is going to be difficult isn't it let's see then you know I think this will be good for you boys and just to be sure that you die from the blight yeah this will do minor damage taken but hey the good thing about poison and the plague is that it sucks haha missed and you died and you my little swine spawn will die as well but not before you vomit sadly vomiting is such a pain in the throat hey I'm so funny huh fine I'm not let's see then I think I will take this adrenaline rush to heart before I start chopping away chop chop what the hell was that I don't think I'll be missing again I mean I don't think I'll be dodging again at least you my friend are played as well unpleasant but not too unpleasant not as unpleasant as a bullet in the face or better yet one of those yes you like them don't you and now I believe this tax no it doesn't actually I thought it did my bad hmm I actually heard a lot you don't forget to upgrade my divine grace I didn't forget to upgrade some skills should have done that hopefully it won't cost me the game the bloody game hey they have rubies and we all know when you've got rubies you've got um nice things happening to you right one two battles and lots of traps too unpleasant good job it's a it's never fails me does he let's hope that the priest will be able to survive whatever horrors lie in the grim darkness of these tomes oh she's very tough plus 10 max hp damn it now I regret that I didn't take it with Vassi but hey bloody is one tough cookie even tougher than before but that shouldn't need to surprise you bloody has always known her way with a maze and other deadly deadly things tracking shot fine you're now being tracked boy pray that I don't have to track you again sadly the little piggy managed to escape my plague and I was so nice to offer it to him too do you know how how expensive the play can be sometimes when it's insane hmm no matter I'm sure I'll do something something to make you nasty large corpse eaters and tiny normal corpse eaters regrets ever laying a hand on me nice heels bloody absolutely beautiful you know I think I'm going to kill you first but you well maybe you will be first I don't know I'm not good with tracking seriously it's resistant again grievous injury and now he's blighted Jesus five rounds what horror is this he's going to probably die from his plague but it won't unless I kill it this way that's fun right here we have the little piggy vomiting on Vassi Vassi is gonna be pretty sad about it right but not sad enough to miss chopping as larger choppable target as this lovely fellow right here I should probably cure myself from the blight thank god thank god he can do that I don't know what I'd do without him without his ability to cure minor damage and even more annoying minor plagues although is there such a thing as a minor plague really I don't think so I think all plagues should be grand like balls only less jubilant and far more everyone is dead you know the plague it's fun right precision I think you're going to die now please don't take offense in it there is one more battle before we're done sadly everyone is pretty go on what now oh nothing oh it would have given me one of the billion things that are already wrong with Vassi and trust me there is plenty wrong with her okay let's eat some food because obviously we're not going to need it not after this battle which is going to conclude today's episode as long as we survive it if not it will conclude my life this is how much my disappointment would weigh down on me you understand of course again with the vomiting I mean you think that they will get some manners nice let's hear everyone and hope for the best we didn't get the best but we got an average result ringing ears and far more vision but god the red plague really that sounds delightful absolutely delightful confidence surges has the enemy on three to go stop hitting bloody she doesn't enjoy it I think maybe she does he knows I mean I wouldn't pay her for a pdsm girl but you never know not with a girl who wears armor oh god anyway right then should I take a bit of a respite from hitting people with sharp objects and instead concentrate on hurting them in many others other inventive ways of course the blight is going to hurt quite a bit there a dizzying blow to body and brain yeah you stay down there hopefully hopefully they will not hit you again let's see can I take you down yeah with the blight I believe I just did that blight should cure it will do very soon here here live my dear here here live my dear it actually rhymes I didn't even know I could do that amazing what the language is capable of in the hands of such a celebrated amazing person such as myself you should be quite glad that you're sharing in this adventure with me or you know you could just try and hit me with something I don't think it works now they will die their formation is broken maintain the offensive I think a pistol to the face will do quite nicely and so it did surprise surprise hey that was a nice little run but a victory and an opportunity for my veterans to level further oh nice happen plus 30% debuff skill chance plus 30% debuff resist and minus two dodge well the benefits in my opinion outweigh the negative side effect of losing two dodge let's see what our valiant characters get hopefully it's something good oh that's amazing in fact nice a second good thing replaced with on guard wish I knew what on guard actually did unpleasant plus 10% damage ranged skills very good and guilty conscience oh god that's not going to be great is it especially once he passes that threshold of 100 stress he's going to go totally bonkers but hey that's what you expect interest and obsession wow markers on my road to damnation oh man Virgil got balanced which is amazing and Sonia underwent effective disease treatment fantastic she no longer has hysterical blindness which does sound surprisingly a lot like her hey also my gun reserves have suddenly increased by quite a rather large margin I'm only too happy with that what did I have to remove was it you oh yes this is absolutely ridiculous you know upgrade the sanitarium increases chances of curing extra diseases yeah definitely taking this one the first line of this war is not in the dungeon but rather inside the mind absolutely great if I managed to get scurvy out of ladi that would be a win in my book I should really invest in this as well actually I think I could probably trade two four three of those or maybe three four four six yeah let's do that and let's trade a scroll no yeah we'll do just that actually I kind of messed up just now but hey doesn't matter excellent now who else are we going to cure tetanus a nasty disease or maybe Zetlum no also tetanus now I think we are going to take care of Vasis disease first thing what is Angie suffering from oh god that's nasty rubbish is actually good surprisingly it can be used to further one's purposes hey that's nice enough and I think that we are just about no not this one we are just about done in fact upgrade but I think I can remove one of those it's expensive I know but I've got plenty of gold right now and I will wrap it up right here thank you guys for watching I really hope you enjoyed this I should it and I'll see you next time