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You just popped into that pot of boiling water my thumb, Mrs. Davis Oh, you mean the white thing that was an egg They've got to get nice and hard before we can dye them by the way I saw Harriet Conklin helping you with our Easter baskets before where did our beloved Principal's daughter disappear to I sent her to the grocery store for some more eggs and some dye We were running short Harriet is certainly a sweet little girl. Yeah, she is just goes to show you how little there is to heredity Let's see those Easter baskets again Hmm plenty of straw jelly beans little yellow chicks There's just one more thing. I'd like to see in each one What's that Connie a chocolate bunny with a thousand dollar bill in his mouth I See that's asking a little too much. All right, then I'll settle for a wax bunny I'm back. Mrs. Davis. Hi, Miss Brooks. Hello Harriet. Did you get the stuff? Yes, ma'am? Here's the dye and I got a couple of dozen eggs. Good. Let's put some more of these into boil I'll do it. What's the schedule for tomorrow, Miss Brooks? When do you want us to come for breakfast? Oh about 10 o'clock will be fine Harriet Then we'll all be on time for the Easter parade I'll bet you'll look stunning miss Brooks. What kind of an outfit are you wearing this year? Well in some ways, it's quite similar to the outfit. I wore last Easter. How do you mean miss Brooks? Same hat coat dress and shoes. I Did invest in something new though a gossip narrow line girdle Does it really make you look narrow Connie narrow when I stand sideways you can't see me at all I like to think Oh that reminds me I'd better get over to the cleaners and pick up daddy's Easter outfit You know how meticulous he is when he appears in public. He's not only meticulous. He's impeccable. He's not only impeccable He's impossible I mean impatient so you better run along now Harriet. Okay miss Brooks. See you tomorrow. Bye. Mrs. Davis. Goodbye dear and thanks for the help Now you'll probably want to wash up after you mix that dye Connie, so I'll get some clean towels for the pantry sink Thanks, Mrs. Davis Come on in the door is open It is I miss Brooks your own personal Easter bunny At last just drop the thousand dollar bills in the basket Oh, it's Walter Denham. Tell me that I'm in time miss Brooks Tell me that you didn't dye your eggs yet. You're in time. Walter. I didn't dye my eggs yet Goodness miss Brooks just before the holidays. I hit on a new dye in the Kim Lab at school. It's absolutely Sensational a new dye. Yes, ma'am. That's why I'm so glad you didn't color your eggs yet I want you to do it with my stuff. It's absolutely Dynamite Walter. I just want the Easter eggs to look pretty not blow up It'll revolutionize the egg dyeing industry. I'll make millions out of this billions and you miss Brooks will get my everlasting Gratefulness. That's my usual cut. I Call his magic dye tint tomorrow tint tomorrow. Yeah, I took the two words tint and tomorrow and made a word marriage out of it Oh, I hope they'll be very happy together Just how does this stuff work? Well, it's a powder miss Brooks But a delayed action powder in other words when you dye an egg with tint tomorrow No color change takes place at all today. It doesn't naturally not it changes its tint tomorrow That's why I call it What do we do now I Brought over these sample eggs that I died yesterday miss Brooks look red blue green purple Aren't they beautiful? They are nice Walter very brilliant. Is this invention of yours easy to apply easier than that old-fashioned stuff These two bags will die 12 eggs each and now look I've got to get downtown and Aaron for my folks So I'll just leave these four extra bags by your pantry sink on my way out Well, I'll certainly be happy to try it Walter remember miss Brooks I haven't got this invention patented yet. So you mustn't breathe a word about it In fact, I must insist on an oath of secrecy Walter. I won't even tell the eggs Clean towels Connie I'd have come back sooner, but I was on the phone with Mrs. Conklin. She's got a problem poor dear I know I work for him Oh, I don't mean mr. Conklin. She's worried about parading in the sun tomorrow morning She says she gets a lot of freckles that way. Oh, that's as good a way as any What did you recommend some of this remarkable face cream? I got at the beauty parlor last week. It's called freckle off This is a big day for me first tint tomorrow then freckle off Mm-hmm tint tomorrow and freckle off sounds like a Polish piano team Let me rub a little on your chin Oh, but Mrs. Davis, I do your world a good just this one little dab There I was about to tell you that I don't have any freckles on my chin I can see that but isn't it comforting to know that now you'll never have any It's a security. I never dreamt of Mrs. Davis, would you mind taking these baskets into the living room? I've still got some work to do in here certainly dear Oh, look who's coming down the driveway Connie. It's one of your pupils stretch snog grass Oh, you mean the brain the brain. Why do you call him that I keep hoping that if I just say the word often enough He'll grow one I'm in the kitchen stretch. I'll go finish decorating the living room Connie. All right, Mrs. Davis Hi, miss Brooks. Hello stretch. Well the reason I come over miss Brooks is I brung you something stretch You brought me something. You've seen it through the window, huh? No stretch I saw it through the window. Oh, then you know what it is. I've brang I've brang that's the past part of CP enough has brung What sort of fun did you brung I It's right in this basket see a rabbit, but it's a real one. Is he alive? Oh, of course not. I brought him over from my father's peck shop. He's been preserved. You mean you mounted it No, I wrote him over on my bicycle But stretch what am I supposed to do with a stuffed rabbit? Oh, I thought he'd make a nice centerpiece for your table tomorrow morning if I say so myself This is quite a good example of taxi taxi. You never can get one when it's raining Stretch it was very sweet of you to bring it But before you go, what's that big smudge on your face? Oh, that's from falling off my bike I guess I took a shortcut through the meadow. Well, there's a sink in the pantry. You can wash in there Here take these towels in with you. Howls. Ain't you got no shower curtain? I Use towels here. It's a new fad And stretch if the soap dispenser is empty you'll find some powder to fill it with in the cupboard. Okay, miss Brooks I've got to carry these empty egg boxes out of the incinerator straight. See you later Nice little pantry. I guess this thing is the soap dispenser. All right Let's see now. Where's the powder? I'm supposed to fill it with. Oh must be in these four little bags It says 10 tomorrow What's a funny name for a soap powder? Well, I'll just dump more on the dispenser Now I'll fill the sink with enough water to wash up with Let her do it The front part of the house is all set Connie everything back here. All right everything but me mrs. Davis I've got the strangest burning sensation around my chin. Oh, that's where I applied the freckle off It says on the bottle that if yours is the type of skin that burns easily You should wash the cream off with soap and water now. She tells me I'll use the sink in the pantry I'm all finished miss Brooks. Here's your towels back. I didn't need them didn't need them, but you washed didn't you? What's the sense of wearing a long sleeve shirt if you don't use the sleeves? Well taken point now if you'll excuse me stretch I've got to stop this stinging on my chin some way I Got some smudges out by that incinerator, too. I might as well do a complete wash job Here goes My face was as pretty as yours. I'd never wash it Boy, oh, but you're gonna be the swellest lady in the Easter parade. Oh, I don't care about that stretch All I want to do is brighten the little corner where I am This book starring Eve Arden will continue in just a moment, but first here is Vern Smith No other dentifers offers proof of such results proof that Colgate dental cream helps stop tooth decay before it starts two years Research at leading universities using Colgate dental cream Hundreds of case histories makes this the most conclusive proof in all dentifers history on tooth decay Conclusive proof that when teeth are brushed with Colgate's right after eating Colgate dental cream helps stop Tooth decay before it starts. 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What a colorful Easter. She was facing All right, Mrs. Davis, I'll get it Well, mr. Conklin. Hello, Miss Brooks to what fortuitous circumstance Do we owe the pleasure of this visit from Madison's distinguished principle? This is Saturday, Miss Brooks You can cut down on the apple polishing Now I come in of course Now then as to the purpose of my visit with your permission. I'll come right to the point permission granted. Thank you As you know the Easter parade tomorrow will be covered thoroughly by the press photographers Yes, I know the photographers will greet us and we'll find ourselves in the road of reviewer I Very catchy In the past I've always been quite careful about which profile to present to the camera when I'm having my picture taken But in the parade one never knows on which side a photographer will pop up and when they look you over you will be in clover Stop The reason I'm here miss Brooks is because of this large ugly freckle on my right cheek I've I've always resented this freckle miss Brooks. It's the only blemish on an otherwise perfectly chiseled set of features Oh, you shouldn't be so self-conscious about it, mr. Conklin I've never thought of that as a large ugly freckle. I always thought it was a dimple a Dimple well Yes, indeed many's the time I've looked at you and thought what a large ugly dimple Such honesty deserves a reward and I'll see that you get it in the school weeks to follow Right now I'd like to inquire about a cosmetic that my wife mentioned. She said mrs. Davis told her about it It's called freckle off. I believe. Oh, yes, that's it mr. Conklin, but sometimes it Say that would be just the thing for you Well, I finished in it. Oh, hello. I was good. Hello Margaret Mr. Conklin was wondering if he could borrow some of your freckle off cream. Mrs. Davis. What's for his freckle? What freckle this large ugly freckle beneath my right ear? Oh that I always thought that was a beauty mark a beauty mark Yes, many the times I thought to myself what a large ugly beauty mark But I've got a jar of the cream right here on this table. I was good. You're welcome to try it here Let me dab it on for you, mr. Conklin There we are say this stuff burns. Ouch. It's hot. Well, you wanted to remove the freckle, don't you? Yes, but I'd like it to leave the face Why I mean Badly you can wash it off with soap and water. Just follow me mr. Conklin hurry up. This is awful There's a sink right out here in the pantry. I'll fill the basin for you You'll find soap in the dispenser above the sink. Oh Excuse me, mr. Conklin. There's somebody at the front door Hello, miss Brooks my car broke down a few blocks from here I wondered if I could use your phone to call the garage of course mr. Boynham come in I Was driving along not a care in the world and suddenly boom the transmission the crankcase and the driveshaft fell out Anything serious Say it is the car won't go at all until they Hello boy, no hello, mr. Conklin. What brings you to this part of the town. It's a long and harrowing tail boy Don but briefly your friend miss Brooks almost burned half of my face off with some alleged freckle remover What did you want with freckle remover, mr. Conklin? Well? I thought it could remove this large ugly freckle beneath my right ear. You're right. Well, I always thought that was just a mole A mole? Well, yes, sir many's a time. I thought to myself what a large ugly mole be quiet Good day to you both Oh miss Brooks before I use the phone I'd like to wash some of the grease off my hands and face I got pretty dirty tickling around with the car why I didn't even notice it mr. Boynham But if you'll just follow me you can use the sink in our pantry There's plenty of soap in that dispenser between the taps just help yourself. Thanks Yeah, there's ought to do the trick We're going to have our Easter breakfast tomorrow about 10 o'clock mr. Boynham. Will that be all right for you? Easter breakfast. Oh gee. I'm sorry miss Brooks That's the reason I drove over to tell you I can't make it tomorrow can't make it. Why not? Well, I got a wire from my folks this morning. They're visiting friends at Eagle Springs and they asked me to join them It's only 40 miles from here, and I thought I'd drive up in the morning Of course, that's out of the question now. It'll take days to fix that car of mine good But I I can catch an early train now tell you what maybe you can borrow mrs. Davis's car And you could drive me to the station in the morning. What have I done to earn such a bonus? For those of us who arose on time the Easter Sunday sunrise was an awe-inspiring sight and in Walter Denton's house Where his pal stretch not grass has had permission to spend the night is another awe-inspiring sight stretch not grass Hey, Walter, are you up? Yeah, I'm up. Let's get dressed and What's wrong with you? Nothing's wrong with me. It's you your face looks like an Easter egg What makes you say a thing like that because you're all purple You're all oh, what's so funny. Maybe I got high blood pressure I'll use some of that delayed action die a line die Yeah, I've been keeping it a secret I call it tint tomorrow because the color doesn't show up until the next day Tint tomorrow. I thought that was soap powder. I feel the dispenser of mrs. Davis is with it. Yeah, well, I what I better get over there and warn mrs. Davis before anybody else uses it wait a minute. What about me? How do I get this purple stuff off? Oh quit worrying. I'll invent some way to get rid of it And even if I don't yeah, I can always die you another color So you see mrs. Davis stretch filled the dispenser with the dye and anybody that wash there is in for a shock today She I'm glad you didn't get any on you me too, and I hope Connie didn't use it She's going to take mr. Boynton to the train this morning She should be coming in for coffee in a minute now. Shall I hope everything's just got time for a quick cup of coffee? Oh, hello, Walter Nothing dear you just startle this when you came in I'll get myself a cup and saucer out of the sideboard Mrs. Davis her face is all green I know but just don't blurt it out ever. We'll break it to a gently just keep drinking your milk Hey, it's after eight. I'd better drink this coffee in a hurry mr. Boynton's making a 915 train Where's he going? He's going to spend the day at Eagle Springs with his parents, and I don't mind telling you I'm green with Andy Walter control yourself. I'll get a dish rag. Oh, will you get that please Connie? All right Hello miss Brooks speaking miss Brooks. This is mr. Conklin. Oh happy Easter mr. Conklin I guess you're getting all dolled up Just to answer one question miss Brooks what sort of dye was in that witch's brew you smeared on my face Which is brew which which is brew you're going very well which which is brew brew That freckle removing junk you put on me, but there's no dye in that must have been you should see my face this morning You mean it's a different color different color. Miss Brooks. I'm Look like an Italian sunset Mr. Conklin, I didn't have any knowledge of any guy. You never have any knowledge of anything now hang up I'm gonna call my doctor and get to the bottom of this gook. Goodbye. Goodbye About that Walder Mr. Conklin's face has turned all colors of the rainbow I Must have been thinking of something comical. I better join mrs. Davis and the dish rag in the kitchen Mrs. Davis that was mr. Conklin on the phone. He just turned plaid This is terrible Walter. How are we going to get this guy off the people who watched here yesterday? Well, I stopped the drugs draw on my way over and mr. Miller the pharmacist said he'd try and figure something out in a hurry Well, that's at least some hope now, maybe it won't be such a shock when you tell Connie her face is green Me I think I better go home mrs. Davis. What's an out of Walter? Don't you feel well? I feel like she looks I guess the only manly thing to do is face the music. Come on. I'll help you break it to her in a roundabout way Oh Connie about that green face of yours Connie Honey, oh, she must have left while we were in the kitchen. Oh good heavens What will mr. Boynton think when he sees her? Who knows it may be a break for her. He's always been crazy about frogs Happened to your face. It's blue. Yes, isn't it awful? I noticed it when I went into shave this morning When did you notice your face was green? It's not really a bad shade of green my face here here stand in front of this mirror Supposed books. I I kind of like it reminds me of my pet frog mcdougal I get this on me well Walter Denton phoned me a few minutes ago and explained the whole thing his pal stretch put some Of what has delayed dye into the soap dispenser in your pantry yesterday? You mean the tint tomorrow really worked? I'll say it did it won't come off with soap and water or even turpentine I've tried several times wait till I get hold of that stretch snot grass I'm in a worse spot than you are miss Brooks. I've had to cancel my trip to Eagle Springs Good old stretch snot But if you're not going away today, how about coming over to my place? Oh, no, no, I wouldn't budge out of this apartment with this blue face miss Brooks No, I'm just gonna have to stay in until it fades. I I guess it's an imposition to ask But well, I I thought maybe I could fix up a little lunch here and play some records to dance to and well If it isn't asking too much, would you care to stay here and keep me company? I'll force myself I'll go into the kitchen to see about rustling up some grub. Just make yourself comfortable. Oh, don't worry about green face blue face Don't slug me miss Brooks. Everything's gonna be fine. You're so right Walter. Goodbye. No wait Mr. Boynton told me on the phone about cancelling his trip, but now he won't have to not so loud What do you mean Walter? Mr. Miller the pharmacist came up with these pills You just dissolve them in warm water and it washes the die off like magic. No, it does does it hand them over Walter, I'll take them in. Okay, miss Brooks. I'm sorry for what stretch did well I imagine I'll see you later on far be it from me to knock a boy's imagination Goodbye, Walter I'm just putting on a timely recording miss Brooks care to dance miss Brooks mm-hmm Am I holding you too tight? Uh-uh Mind if I hum in your ear? Uh-uh I'll be all in clover When they look you over By the way, who was that at the door just now the door? Oh, yeah, the bell rang as I went into the kitchen. Who was it? Nobody we know happy Easter. Mr. Hevardon returns in just a moment, but first dream girl Tonight yes tonight show him how much lovelier your hair can look after a luster cream shampoo Luster cream world's finest shampoo No other shampoo in the world gives you k-doom. It's magic blend of secret ingredients plus gentle lanolin Better than a soap better than a liquid luster cream is a dainty cream shampoo Leaves hair three ways lovelier Fragmently clean free of loose dandruff listening with sheen soft manageable Even in hardest water luster cream lathers instantly no special rinse needed after a luster cream shampoo So gentle luster cream is wonderful even for children's hair Tonight yes tonight try luster cream shampoo And now once again here is Eve Arden Ladies and gentlemen on behalf of our sponsor the Colgate palm olive peat company and all of us here at the studio May I extend our warmest Easter greetings? Next week tune into another our miss brooks show brought to you by Colgate gentle cream to clean your breath while you clean your teeth and help stop tooth decay Our miss brooks starring Eve Arden is produced by Larry Burns written by Al Lewis with Lester White and Joe Quillen with the music of Wilbur hatch under the direction of Maurice Carlton Mr. Boynton is played by Jeff Chandler. Mr. Conklin by Gale Gordon others and tonight's cast were Jane Morgan Dick Cranna Gloria McMillan and Leonard Smith For a beauty bath that brings you glamour from head to toe get bath size palm olive soap Yes, ladies for a velvet smooth beauty lather that caresses your skin Leaves your whole body glowing with a warm blush of fragrant loveliness Enjoy a beauty bath with bath size palm olive. 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