 Hello and you're very welcome along to the first-ever episode of Highland Radio Carpool Karaoke with me David James and some very special guests over the next coming months. We want to say a big thank you to our friends at DMG Motors because they have very kindly sponsored us. This brand new beautiful Skoda Kodiak. We are just on the way to pick up our first-ever Highland Radio Carpool Karaoke guest. So stay tuned to find out who could be. Just you yourself, comfortable. The man, the myth, the legend, Connell Gallin is here to be saved. Connell, what's the crack? I haven't seen you since Spain. It's what do you call it? Calpe in Spain. Calpe? In Spain. I was there for a while. You were there for a while, right? You were there for about what? You must have only been there for 12 hours. Yeah, something like that, yeah. So Connell, do you know what I was wondering? And you know, like whenever you ask different country singers how they get into music, it's similar for me like because music was say always in our house. But how does a man get into comedy? In my case, by pure accident. Is that so? Well, sort of by accident. It started off an amateur drama. And I didn't even want to be an amateur drama. I called for a friend of mine. He was in amateur drama. We were going out to see two women. You were what? We were going to see two girls. And we were both young. And like a curtain, sort of? A curtain job. A curtain job, yes. Well, hopefully. When I went in, the director of the production, the drama circle, and somebody hadn't turned up so they were running slow. And he says, would you mind reading this? So, you know, this part and we'll get through it quicker. So I read it and I enjoyed it. And then he said to me afterwards, I think they didn't have anybody for the part anyway. But he said to me afterwards, do you fancy doing this? And I said, yeah. And I got into it and I loved it. I still loved it. Wait all the tapes and horse it into your synth there. That was number one for me in our house. How did that song come about? I was down doing a show in the Royal Theatre in Castle Bar. And I have a lot of friends down there over the years that I met through tours and stuff. And I was up in the bar talking to a whole load of them before the show. And I looked at the watch and I said, look, I've got to go to the dressing room and get ready. And two of the ladies were there with friends of mine. And one of them said to the other, she said, horse it into your synth there. Which it really means, drink up. We're going, you know? And I said, well, what did she say? I said, horse it into your synth there. Did you never hear that? I said, I haven't heard horse it into you. But I never heard synth there. So that stuck in my mind. And on the way home that night, I had the song sort of written. Horse it into your synth there for you, the girl for me. You're the finest looking filly that I'd ever seen. You're the onions in the burger, you're the sugar in the tea. So horse it into your synth there for you, the girl for me. Take it away now, Colo. Well, I met her in the bar room in the town of Kilchimock. She was sitting at the counter, knocking double, running back. She wore a low-cut candy and a skirt of her name. So I horse it into your synth there for you, the girl for me. All together. So horse it into your synth there for you, the girl for me. You're the finest looking filly that I'd ever seen. You're the onions in the burger, you're the sugar in the tea. So horse it into your synth there for you, the girl for me. Cynthia, if you're watching, I would love to meet you. I wasn't prepared for all this danger and excitement. You're never done because you're writing new plays and you're out on the road with new plays. You did? Yeah, we were lovely. It's called The Morphys, banged up abroad. Very good. Sounds like some sort of TV show. Title of that there. We could have another book of that next year. The next time we go back to Spain, David James and Connell Gallan banged up abroad. We'll do a carpool karaoke. Connell, I think we should finish our carpool karaoke with another song. I think it has to be the in-the-show and favourite, Anna from Bunker Anna. Listen, she's been very good to me. Any guards listening, it was totally fiction. I know where she is. One, two, three. Her name is Anna. Where's she from? She's from Bunker Anna. Oh, yes, she is. She's a member of the guard of Siacana. She's the pride of Templemore. Now she's up and doubling four. And God help you if you're spoken. Let's hear the trombone there, Connell. Take her away. Everybody thinks the country's gone ballistic. You just need to look at recent crime statistics. Right now, Connell. Give her the full welly. The semi, you ready? We're ready. Are you ready? Her name is Anna. She's from Bunker Anna. She's a member of the guard of Siacana. Oh, yes. She's the pride of Templemore. Now she's up and doubling four. And God help you if you're spoken. Let's hear the trombone there, Connell. I'm Anna from Bunker Anna, and you're under arrest. Oh, my God. Hopefully it's not me. This is all your fault. Dammit. If you hadn't a song. Her name is Anna. Where's she from? She's from Bunker Anna. Oh, yes, she is. She's a member of the guard of Siacana. She's the pride of Templemore. Now she's up and doubling four. And God help you if you're spoken.