 This was 100% sober, baby. What's up, everybody? This is Chris from the Rewired Soul, where we talk about the problem, but focus on the solution. But today, we're talking about makeup. I'm gonna be doing something a little bit different. There's been this trend going on where it's like, I tried so-and-so's makeup tutorial. So my beautiful girlfriend who was behind the camera, she talked me into doing this. So I'm gonna like try to blend in some mental health topics as I try to glamorize my face. And one of the things is like, it's crazy that I'm able to do this for two reasons. One of them is, I used to have crippling social anxiety because I cared way too much about what people thought about me. And second is, because there's this myth, this little rumor going around that you can't have fun in sobriety. And we're about to prove both those things wrong. All right, so I'm looking at, what's her name? Tati. Her name's Tati. And I'm doing the new Urban Decay Naked Smoky palette. And I have no idea what any of this stuff is. I think I might, I think I might look this good or even better. It's her favorite tutorial. All right, wait, wait. No, no, no, no, no, no. Okay, hold on. So she had this. Wait a second, wait a second. Okay, I had to rewind. And she's holding this and wait. Hey, what did she point at? Did she point at the second one? Does it matter which brush I use? Uh-oh, it does. This little swirl. windshield wiper motion, okay. The other guy who like did this, he got like a lot in his eye. I'm hoping that doesn't happen. Okay, wait. Now she's showing this thing again. Whiskey on a smaller tapered, what's taper mean? So in the drug rehab, like we talk about tapering, but it's like suboxone taper. So I'm not sure what she's talking about, a tapered brush. Like does this help with drug detox? I don't know. Are you supposed to dip these? It's like you do like a paintbrush. Mac 217. What we just did. What are you doing, girl? What is this? Okay, so whiskey. That's this one right here. Did I get enough whiskey on there? Wait, is this? It shouldn't fly off like that. Okay. Is this considered a relapse? So she just kind of went like this. Holy crap. I'm guessing you do the same thing to the other eye, right? Build and soften, build and soften. I don't know what that means. Build and soften, build and soften. All right. I look like a raccoon. I might have to start doing makeup tutorials after this. Goodbye, mental health channel. Hello, beauty channel. All right. See, I'm used to like photoshopping like, and usually you just hit control Z if you mess up. Makeup doesn't work like this. So if she wants me to add more, hers doesn't look like this though. The darker colors. They're not like all the same texture? No, the darker colors are going to show up darker. 13 matte white. Okay. That one. Cats. Oh, there's cats on it. All right. Good. RuPaul's Drag Race here I come. How come I don't look like hers? We'll blend this a little bit. You got to blend. You got to blend. All right. Okay. Okay. Cool. See, I have a feeling. I have a feeling like I'm hoping that maybe some other stuff is going to come on. That kind of does something with, oh man. Oh, no. I don't know. Let's see. Like is it my skin? Do I have like dry flaky skin? Or was it this? Was it this thing you gave me? Was this a trick? This is why. This is a come out right. It was because of this stuff. Blend it out. See? She knows. She knows. Does it look better to you than it does in this mirror? No. Okay. Just wanted to check. Maybe the mirror's playing tricks on me. She has Q-tips. She's just pressing and dabbing. Pressing and dabbing. Pressing and dabbing. So, I'll tell you guys a story while I'm pressing dab. There was this one time, back in the day, back before I got sober, and I had a bad night out drinking, and I fell face first into the rocks. And I ended up wearing makeup the next day to work. I looked a lot better. Oh, hey, that's why she said dab, huh? And then it was like in the middle of summer. So, the makeup started to sweat off of me. And my co-worker was like, you wearing makeup? And I was. And that's why you don't drink. And you guys should see me when I do my thumbnails. Like, if the text doesn't look right, I'll redo it like a million times. And this just seems like the more I mess with it, the worse it gets. Look at what is happening right here. Wait, okay. Which one did she just get? Black Market? Soft, satin finish. Do you literally like do stuff like this with like multiple? What? I appreciate you. Like, they're doing so much stuff just for like an eyeball. This is the easiest one I can find. This is the easiest one. Okay, do I use the same brush? Yeah, use that one. Okay. Where's my eyeball at? Okay. All right. Oh. In your eye. This is scary. Talk about anxiety. Ooh, I'm afraid I'm just gonna make up my eyeball. I think it's starting to look pretty good. I think it's looking a little bit good. 75%. What are these percentages you're talking about? Like, not even flinching. Like what? Or is it just like lower lash line and your eyeball is just not moving? That should be a video topic. Like, how do you reduce your anxiety while like putting something right in your eyeball? So now Tati's going, Oh, is that what she did? She didn't show that. You can't be skipping spots on me, Tati. Which one did she do it on? That's looking good. All right. I think I'm figuring this out. This one looks bad. Is that a technique? This was the easiest one. The one that we watched, it seemed like the one he did was easier. No? These are both liners. It doesn't matter which one I use. Two. Wait. Is that it? No. What's this? Okay. Oh, I'm seeing what? I'm seeing how that goes. Yeah, I got you, Tati. Okay. Okay. All right. I think I missed like really bad. I'm so, so nervous right now. Do you like drunk girls ever like do this and just completely mess it up? Yeah. Yeah? Does she? I'll have to check that out. Leave it around in your face each time. Just get used to it. Okay, you're good. You're good. Nothing bad is going to happen. Like, does anybody like end up in the emergency room like really drunk? Like does he just jab their eyeball out? Take some risks, kid. Like this is dangerous. Okay. Wait, how do you do it with this? Do you just go like that? Is this the technique? Is this the proper technique? Switch hands. I can't switch hands. I'm left-handed. Do you have to be ambidextrous to do this stuff? I'm not ambidextrous. Okay. Oh, that tactic works. Okay. Okay. I look just like her. Oh, we're doing the little... All right. All right. We're about to wing this out. Wait, no, I still got to wing it. I got to wing it. Do you wing it with that? All right. Okay. You got to follow along. It's like Lego instructions, bro. Do you just turn to the end? My son's teaching me how to do my makeup. Here, you want to do this eye for me, Dylan? Sure. No. Yeah! I got to wing. I got to wing. It is all winged. Okay. We're good. All right. I'm just a different kind of bird. We got different wings. I'm winged, baby. I'm winged. All right, time to... See, she messed up her wings. Wait, the super-sizer. I don't have eyelashes to do that with. Do I even have eyelashes? Do I even have eyelashes? Do I even have eyelashes? I think there's a part I dread the most. I can see black, like, right? This is so scary. Oh. Okay, that came out pretty good. You got him if that did. This seems dumb, but this is kind of bugging me right here. I need to... All right, this part, they're just, like, flirting with each other. Oh, I got the same one. What? On the back of my hand? I'm getting the pro tips right now. So, right here? Yeah. She's all over. See, I don't got to do that part. Did she put this all over her face? I was reading this article the other day. That's the other thing, too. So, something, like, okay, so all you guys get this, like, my son's sitting right there. I was reading this other article the other day about how, like, you know, masculinity and, like, we're teaching our kids to be men in the wrong ways and stuff. My son is watching me do a makeup tutorial. Like, I don't think my son thinks I'm any less manly. Like, first off, look at my sick beard, right? So much of it just comes down to parenting, you know? One of our biggest problems, especially when it comes to, like, these social issues, is we worry way too much about what people think of us. Like, the only way I'd worry about what people thought about me right now is if I, like, went to, like, some, like, drag competition or something. They would laugh me out of there, girl. But I don't want to, like, mess up, like, all the hard work I did right here. You know what I mean? Stunned? I'm starting to look like that clown from, like, the Rob Zombie movies. You know what I mean? I'm just folding. We should have started with this one, because, like, just doing this, it makes you feel like a pro. Like, this would have built up my confidence. By the way, for any of you out there when you have a to-do list, best thing you can do, easy things first, builds up confidence, then you go on a roll. I think this messed with my psyche. I think that's what happened. That's what I do first. See, if I did this first, I'd be like, hmm, I'm feeling myself, you know? Then I would just be like, wing, wing, mascara, boom, blend, dagger, bam. You know? Yes, yes, yes. I don't know if I'm waiting for you to tell me when to stop, or if I'm just like, how's it looking now, Dylan? Are you supposed to get... I don't know, that's a good question. Am I supposed to get my ears? No. See, I almost feel like I need to, like, kind of lighten that up a little. You know what? I'm going off script. Tell me that doesn't look good, Dylan. Okay. So now, right there. Notice the technique, fellas. There you go. Yeah. Good looking out, Dylan. So now, I think she's using, she showed concealer. Ha ha, I can read. All right. Whoa. Okay. Dip, when I dip you dip, we dip. Okay, like, is something going to happen with this? Oh, now, generously, patting it down. She did, like, before she was like, did she use a beauty blender? I'm like, I don't know. Apparently she does. Is this dampened? Oh, how's it dampened? I used it. Blending is my best friend. This is, like, making me, like, way more self-conscious about my skin. Because I'm, like, seeing little cracks and, like, lines and stuff, that I never would have noticed if I hurt my self-esteem. Whoa, what was that move she just did? I don't know, she's doing something. Hold on, let's rewind. Yeah, she's, like, doing, like, like, what? Like, okay, listen, Tati, you can't be skipping steps. Do I just dab? Dab, dab, dab? Oh, is that too much? That's why you need to dab. Oh, so that's why she does one of these. Your T-zone. T-zone. It's more like a capital I-zone because she's going, like, that, so it's, like... All right, did I do that right, Tati? T-zone, girl, you aren't going all over your face. Okay, what are you holding up now? None of this looks like that. Wait. Elf. Look, hey Dylan. Oh, Elf. On the shelf. Yeah, you can't see his face, but he enjoyed that dad joke. But which of the two? The darker? It's like Olive Garden, like, tell me when. No. You do. He's doing both sides of her nose. Like, you're recording me now. Like, why? I'm just doing what she's telling me to do. Like, so, you know, Titi's sitting right behind the camera, so I'm, like, trying to gauge. Cheekbones. Round the cheekbones. That's like a beard line. Yes. Oh, yes. You got to even it. You got to even both sides. Perimeter of the face. So I already used you, so I can't use you again, right? Bronzer. Aha! Where the sun would hit your face? Yeah. Right Dylan? Thank you. The perimeter. Doing anything? Are you bronzing bronzer? Like, are you noticing anything? This? This. This. Yes. Okay. We got it. Like, is there ever a point where you just got to, like, only do bronzer during the day where you're like, oh, I just need this little tiny mirror? I figured you wouldn't touch your makeup unless you were doing, like, the whole thing. Okay. All right, let's see how this bronzer goes. Okay. Oh, yeah. Now we're getting bronze. Now we are getting bronze. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. So, like, okay. Speaking of, like, social anxiety. So let me ask you this. Let me ask you this, Tristan. Like, sometimes, like, when you go to the gym and you're, like, doing a workout in front of somebody else, they, like, come up and they're like, oh, you're actually supposed to do it like this. And you're like, bro, I know how to lift weights. Like, if you're doing makeup around other girls, do they ever, like, tell you to do it a different way? Or is there, like, makeup etiquette? See, I just do makeup my way. That's what I do. It makes me look beautiful. It makes me happy. This? This? Yes. You said we don't have it? Do I have to use a different brush? Yeah. And one of these apples of the cheeks she keeps talking about. Just cheeks. No, I don't want to go back to the eyes. All right. Like, do you have to go to a class for this stuff? How do? I do it every day. Like, this is, okay, like, real quick, we're going to talk about social issues real quick. Like, when, like, dudes don't respect women, like, I don't get it. Like, you got to learn so much stuff. Like, there's not, like, a college course. Well, I guess you go to beauty school. Like, who teaches you how to do this? Like, man, man, am I doing it? Is this even getting on here? Like, respect the ladies for what they're doing. You hear that doing? You hear that sun? Yes. Okay. She didn't dip it in anything. Do you memorize all these? She said it. Yeah, but, like, I wouldn't have known to even look back here. I have Q-tips. Just so you all know, she's using Q-tips. Tristan doesn't think I have Q-tips, but I do clean my ears. There's a bunch of Q-tips in there. All right. Password time. See how much more confidence I'm doing it with? Yeah, so it smells good. I'm making a part two, by the way. I think the whole psyche part of it, like, I think it changes delicately underneath the arches of the brows. I'm, like, getting technique down. All of this coming together. Right underneath the arches. Yes. This is when it starts looking fabulous. Look at that shimmer. Look at that shimmer. What's up? Do I use like this? She's, like, just kind of, like, going like that. She said, uh... This? Yeah. Hey, look. Like, I got, see? I'm getting the technique down. Oh, yeah. It all makes sense. It's all making sense. It's like, when you first put it on, it's a little too sparkly. Then this kind of calms it down. It brings it back a little bit. Like, give me some attention, but not too much attention. So I don't have a lip lumper, unfortunately. That was Tristan's job. But I have Butterglass by Nix. Wait, are you supposed to, like, lick your lips before? I'm looking so good. It's kind of creepy. Becca, Opal, Moonstone. What are we going to do now? We're just going to highlight the cheeks. So, like, is this the apple? Am I doing the apple again? The top of the apple. The apple stem, if you will. Oh, she's going... See, she says something that she doesn't... Okay. So she gave herself a little... Oh, brush right there. Accent that a little. Oh! Okay. Okay. We can blend this. We can blend this. Scale of one to ten. How... How good for a guy? No, okay, that doesn't count. That doesn't count. That doesn't count. Does this look better than the other dude? Yes. Yeah. Ha! I think you did better than Max No Sleeves. Oh, y'all hear that? Hear that, Mr. Max No Sleeves? You know why? It's because he was taking shots of Jack Daniels beforehand. First thing you want to do is stretch. Do a quick shot. Off we go. This was 100% sober, baby. That's right. That's the thing we got to do. Just try new things, everybody. Just try them. See what happens. See what happens. You might turn out looking as beautiful as this. All right. But anyways... I'm like trying to do my normal outro. Give it a thumbs up. All right. And if you're new here, make sure you click the subscribe button. I'm usually making mental health videos to help you out. Okay. If you want to check out some normal videos, click or tap on one of those thumbnails right there. But anyways, thanks for watching. Thanks, Tristan. Thanks, Dylan. A round of applause. We'll see you next time. Bye.