 Kids these days Well, you know kids these days that are so entitled They'll quit a job just because they don't like it or because it doesn't pay enough or because they're not grateful for the privilege of turning a gear for a silver dollar in an atta boy Sammy and You know kids these days. They're scary and strange because what are they doing on them smartphones? Anyhow and And how do we keep track of what they're getting up to when we can't see it through our front windows from between the gaps in the blinds and How are we supposed to mind them when we don't understand their jokes or their references or why they're being so nice to freaks? How can we teach them to hate their bodies when they insist that all bodies are beautiful? How can we teach them to fight like a man or submit like a woman when they insist that they are neither? And how can we teach them what to think about things when they'd rather watch other kids create content than listen to the pundits? We put on TV And how can we teach them to kill for our country when they're so gentle and sensitive and care about other people's feelings? And how can we force our system on other countries when they keep whining to foreigners online about how bad it is at home and How is capitalism supposed to work when they have no shame in being poor and just blame the system when they can't afford a home instead of hating themselves? And how is industry supposed to thrive when they keep babbling nonsense about saving the environment? Do they have any idea how bad that would be for the economy? And how can we train them to run this world when they keep waving us away whenever we try and telling us We're the ones who created this mess in the first place And you know kids these days kids these days buddy Let me tell you the trouble with kids these days Is they don't know how to goddamn listen We try to teach them what's been working for us And they just say it hasn't been working though Stop trying to save us We'll save you And i mean What the hell is that We'll save you Save us from what? And how? Dang little brats you don't even know how to use a cassette player