 Yo, what's up, guys? Today we're watching X-Man. The journey continues with X-Man. Alright, guys, thank you so much for rocking with us like always, man. So we started the MCU journey and somehow it's brought us here, but today we're checking out X-Man. I don't really know what to expect with this, man. I know Wolverine was like a dude who used to wear yellow spandex, but now he looks a little different. So I do know who that is, but other than that, I really don't know much about this franchise. Baby, tell us what you know about X-Man. Absolutely zero. This is the most blind reaction I've ever had to anything, at least, you know, pop culture, you know, things happen in passing, but I haven't seen a single thing about X-Man. Alright, guys, let's get into it. Mutation. It is the key to our evolution. It has enabled us to evolve from a single-celled organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow, normally taking thousands and thousands of years, but every few hundred millennia, evolution leaps forward. That word millennia was in Thor. A big word. I've just never heard it until that time, and now it's the second time I've heard it. You've never heard that word before? No. That's insane. Aren't you college educated? I just never used it in college. Sorry. You know what those are? They look like cells. Nah, those would be neurons. That's what I meant. It's a nexus. That's what I meant. That's like my pet peeve is wet socks. This was war times. So somewhere out there, cats out there, huh? Damn, good to know. This is a very dart movie. Yeah, like literally. Oh, man, they got separated. You see that? I mean, what little I can see. Yeah, I think I got that. Yeah, but the dart light adds so much drama and contrast. And anxiety. Who is this kid? Whoa, he's psychic or something. Really? He seemed like it. Maybe he's using like electricity to move that metal. Whoa, maybe. Maybe he's controlling neuron. Were they like experimenting on him, Hitler? Oh, they said shut him up. Shut him up. Dang, he did that telepathically. That's crazy. Looks like a tree fell on it or something, doesn't it? Mm hmm. Alaska. Well, that's the point, stupid. Otherwise, it wouldn't be an adventure. He's like, yeah, yeah. Mm hmm. I didn't even get the vibe they liked each other. I mean, until now, of course, but like. Well, they're just whoa. Oh, she a leech. What the heck? What in the world? She has a kiss of death. That was suck. These mutations manifested puberty and are often triggered by periods of heightened emotional stress. You see what's going on? No. I was to address the issue. Three words. Mutants dangerous. Senator Kelly. Senator, it is a fact that mutants who have come forward and revealed themselves publicly have been met with fear, hostility, even violence. I am urging the Senate to vote against mutants registration. Oh, they have to register themselves like sex offenders. The community has to hide. I wonder that makes like a mutant offenders. This is getting muddy, y'all. A list of names of identified mutants living right here, a girl in Illinois who can walk through walls. Now, what's to stop her from walking into a bank vault or into the White House? I mean, it wouldn't stop me. And there are even rumors, Miss Gray, of mutants so powerful that they can enter our minds and control our thoughts. I think the American people deserve the right to decide whether they want their children to be in school with mutants. I don't know, man, like, you know what I'm saying? He's got a point. That's scary. Somebody can control your thoughts. And this girl just kissed one and died. We must know who they are. And above all, we must know what they can do. So sinister. I don't know. I get that, like, you know what I'm saying? This is going to be muddy right here, man. Geez. I kind of like this already. I like it too, because it's like real life. Yeah, like, it's like if they were in our everyday life, what would we are next step, you know? Yeah, we'd be terrified. And this would chill your man. Questions to which you already know the answers. I've heard these arguments before. It was a long time ago. Mankind has evolved since then. Yes, into us. He didn't like that. Oh, he gets in his mind. So that's Charles. That's Gandalf. Whoa. Fly you fools. Bring you home, old friend. I love this. Ask only one thing in return. Don't get in my way. Never get in a wizard's way. We are the future, Charles. Not them. Man, that's messy, too. So the guy in the wheelchair, his name's Charles. So he's psychic and he's like kind of like pro human. He's like, oh, they're just scared. Misunderstood. The other guy's like, bump all that. It's our time. I don't know what time he's talking about, though. Well, the sinister undertone meant like our time to rise up, right? Oh, the mutants. This is lawful city. Where is she from? Is that that same girl that just kissed the dude? Yeah, but what else does she play in? I've seen her before. I don't know. She looks like she could be a teenage witch or something. Internet, a symbol. Let me know. Yeah, like in Hocus Pocus or something. Yeah, like she was in it. Oh, it's cage warriors, y'all. Let's see how hot the phone. Tequila. But he'll take it personal. Oh, is he going to do it? Please don't. Oh, a cheek shot. Oh, my God. One, two convo. Wow. He's just dropping that guy. Oh. Yeah, that's him. Do you remember his name? I'm like, it has a silent G in it somewhere. Hugh, Hugh Jackman. No, his superhero name. Oh, no, I don't know him. Groundhog Man. Oh, Hedgehog Man. Hedgehog Man, that's it. It's not no Hedgehog Man. When we first got together, you was just so gullible though. You would have believed it. Yeah. You would have believed anything. Geez. But I know it's not Hedgehog Man. Like, come on. Find something new, honey. I know where I've seen her. Where? Little Red Rodin Hood. Stupid. I love a beer. Cigars. Now people, the new one would have a vape. Right, yeah. Now he'd be on a podcast. You know what I'm saying? Man, takes a beating like that without a mark to show for it. So what's the implying? He's got like, oh. Oh, he knows he's a mutant. Mm. Was that in his hands? That came right out. He has metal steels. I told you. Oh, no, don't hurt him, please. He didn't mean to do it. I don't like that there's something to them. But he low key was hustling them. 100% yes. And he was holding back too. Yeah, he could have sliced all up, but he didn't. That's what I'm saying. Like, I feel bad too. Like, I'm all for being nice to people for sure. But geez, man. You want that guy walking around? What if that guy don't agree with you? I mean, as long as he's doing it for the good, right? Yeah, but is he going to do that? Like, who does things for the good? Uh, Spider-Man. Yeah. That is true. I can't figure out what his name is actually. Steel Knuckles. That's not good. Yeah, imagine if he walked up and was like, look in the rabbit hole. No. You'd be like losing eye, probably. Inside joke. Yeah. Not in the best spot to pull over. Oh, it's that girl. She hit charade. That was smart. Kinda. Thought you might help me. Get out. Where am I supposed to go? I don't know. Yeah, no, you don't care. Pick one. It's too cold, man. They're in the middle of nowhere. He has horns on his hair. That's kind of jacked up to leave that little girl out there. I know. Even if she has a mysterious clue. I have anything to eat, do you? Oh, does he really? I want nothing. He's reaching out the glove box. What's he got? Probably some jerky. That's a cool name. We're in the army. Wolverine. Doesn't that mean you were in the army? He says stop asking all them questions. He didn't even said one word. Eat your jerky. Oh, there you go. Suddenly, my life doesn't look that bad. No. Looks cozy. She farting? I don't know. Do they have like 10 years apart? I'm joking. I don't really think they are. I'm gonna hurt you, kid. When people touch my scam, something happens. They just get hurt. Oh, I see. I knew that, but when she was old enough to like, when she just became like a little older, I don't know what to say. It said when she hit puberty. Yeah, I didn't want to say it, but that's when she touched that dude when she kissed him and then he got, I see. I was like, don't she play on the playground? Right, but that's like, then you should wear it like a scarlet letter so you won't touch nobody. That's what they're trying to say. What kind of a name is Wolverine? Right. What kind of name is that? My name's Logan. It looks more like a chuck. I knew it. I just knew it. Luckily, you can beat him half to death. You won't have a scratch on him. Oh, no. He said, oh, my liquor. Oh, good. He gets beat up by the town's finest every day. It kind of sucks. This guy wasn't there. It must not be in the same universe or something because we could have used him against Thanos. Right. Oh, my. And it just healed instant regeneration. He's going to get that motorcyclist vibe. His Wolverine senses are tingling. Whoa. Clay Matthews jumped out the bushes. What the heck? Oh, no, not the pipe. Oh, homerun. Dang. Who's this fella? That dude was crazy, don't he? Whoa. Elsa. I don't know who that guy is. Vision? Vision's brother? Are they mutants, too? Dang, dude. I mean, I'm not trying to compare. That's pretty clean. You know what I'm saying? Is that a team right there? No, just like these X-Men, they compete. They compete with some of my favorite Avengers. Yeah, and they just pulled up. They didn't even have to know each other. I don't think. My dude, Waldo, was like, you know what I'm saying? Shout that laser out. It's the Lannisters. Him? Yeah. That's Jamie. What's Gandalf up to? He's controlling that. That was the guy. His parents died, right? I have made the first move. That is all I know. Oh, my gosh. Baby, did you see that? Guys, that was one of the hardest scenes I've seen since we've been on this freaking journey. Guys, this man right here sits there, and baby, he's not just sitting there controlling that thing going back and forth. He's doing it subconsciously. So he's controlling something at the molecular level subconsciously. Oh, wow. They did that to exaggerate how powerful he can be like if he really was trying to. That was crazy. This is the lady at the conference meeting talking. I mean, he's a vino too, don't he? You might not want to do that. Dude, why did you do that? You weren't in the ring today, bud. Look, the door has an X on it. Is this like their headquarters? I know, it's so clean. Stingless still, everything. And there's like suits. So I was like, hmm. Oh, that's their locker room. Right. Maybe you're getting drafted. I don't know about that. That was quite the transition, wasn't it? Mm-hmm. Those vases are so expensive. I bet probably two grand apiece. The kids are running near them. Kids are running near the vases. Man, those are some good kids. We'd have locked them vases up in the day in the storage room called it. Held them hostage. Anthropic principles. Let's go. Why'd she run? Kitty. No, girl, that's your brother. She walked through walls. I'm Charles Xavier. Would you like some breakfast? Always. You were attacked. That people brought you here for medical attention. I don't need medical attention. Where's the girl? Rogue? She's here. She's fine. Really? Logan, I'd like you to meet Aurora Monroe. Also called Storm. Oh, that's Halle Berry, isn't it? Mm-hmm. Also called Cyclops. That's the guy on screen, isn't it? The cop. They're in my school for the gifted. They'll be safe here from Magneto. Magneto? A very powerful mutant. I've been following his activities for some time. A man who attacked you is an associate of his called Sabertooth. He did look like a Sabertooth. Yeah, a fitting name for him. What do they call you? Wheels? Rude. Axel. This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Dude, you have claws. Almost 15 years, hasn't it? Living from day to day. Moving from place to place. Shut up. Give me a chance. I may be able to help you find some answers. You're not the only one with gifts. Oh, wow. That was crazy. What is this place? Okay. My enmity is a mutant's furthest glance against the world. Oh, wow. I think that's illegal. You can't do that. This is why they can't. Like, this is why people are mad at them. Right. Yeah. But I mean, would you not use your mutant powers to get ahead? I would, you know, not to try to hurt people, but I mean, I can't help it. The students are mostly runaways, some with gifts so extreme that they've become a danger to themselves and those around them, like your friend Rogue, incapable of physical human contact. Dang. Man, that sucks. With others her own age, learning, being accepted, not feared. Yeah, you're gonna learn, little boy. Keep messing with her. It's the Iceman. That guy's on Alan Wake. He's a cop. It'll happen to her. Well, that's up to her. Rejoin the world as an educated young woman, or stay on to teach others to become what the children have affectionately called X-Men. But the school is merely our public face. The lower levels, however, are an entirely different matter. That was that Motorcycle 101 class. When I was a boy, I discovered I had the power to control people's minds. When I was 17, I met a young man named Eric Lencher. He could create magnetic fields and control metal. He grew angry. He's talking about Magneto. He became Magneto. Right. I'll make a deal with you, Logan. Give me 48 hours to find out what Magneto wants with you. And I give you my word that I will use all my power to help you piece together what you've lost and what you're looking for. What's he looking for? Maybe a new RV. No, he could be. He's got smashed up by the Savershooth. It exploded. You think the Savershooth's the one who dropped that thing there that wrecked his RV, that tree? I don't know. He's like, we can't let these mutants take over. Well, some of these so-called children possess more than 10 times the destructive force of any handgun. I mean, that's true, though, dude. That leads such a... One of those kids has a bad day at school and blows up the classroom and kills everybody. I'm glad I don't have to be in that world where I have to, like, think about that. That's scary for him, too, though, because if he's going to be all anti-mutants, they could easily, like... Attack them. They could easily walk up to... Whoa! Lizard people. Right. That's what I'm saying. What in the world? Them blue toes. Oh. You know, people like you were the reason I was afraid to go to school as a child. Wasn't she just a guy? I guess she's like... A naked lizard? What would you call that? Like a shapeshifter? Yeah, basically. Man, she said people like you were the reason I was scared to go to school. Like, I'd get that, too. You know what I'm saying? Oh, the pilot knows her. He just was like... He's like, yeah. Because if I saw that, I would fly into that water. To get my shirt off again, huh? He's like, I might inject you with three needles this time. How about that? His haircut is kind of crazy. Whoa. It's been surgically grafted. They're retractable. He has uncharted regenerative capability to enable him to heal rapidly. This also makes his age impossible to determine. Who did this to him? He doesn't know. Nor does he remember anything about his life before it happened. Dang. So he's basically like a science project. What do you think Magneto wants with him? Not entirely sure. It's him Magneto wants. So they're like the resistance, basically. Yeah. The radicalized mutant party, huh? Ooh. Ugh. Toad has a wicked tongue, Senator. Toad? I like that. So, you end up just as a senator like that? Sorry, I keep going on, we end up Magneto. Mr. Guyridge has been dead for some time, Senator. But I've had mystique here keep you company. She takes so many shapes. Are you a God-fearing man, Senator? Such a strange phrase. I've always thought of God as a teacher. What you really are afraid of is me. Me and my kind. The brotherhood of mutants. Mankind has always feared what he doesn't understand. Well, don't fear God, Senator. And certainly don't fear me. Not anymore. I mean, how many Oscars does this man have? What do you intend to do? Rack him up. Let's just say God works for me. Comment below. Whew. I'm just wondering, when did he build this? And did he do it alone? And what is it? Yeah, like why don't you tell us? You just got in there. So he's using his powers to spin that thing to generate so much. It's like warping his like something. But it's obviously like wearing them out. Is he like making a magnetic field? I guess if you're mutin' it doesn't bother you, but if you're. I don't know. I'm so confused. I think you'll be comfortable here. Actually, I'm telekinetic. Why do they not like each other? I don't know. All kinds of things. Dang. I also have some telepathic abilities. So she's like Charles. Her name is Jean. Scott's like, what the hell? No. Tell me to stay away from your girl. If I had to do that, she wouldn't be my girl. They must just burn you up that a boy like me saved your life. Do you not realize that he sedates Sydney Prescott? Clean. What do you mean he dated Sydney? Who was that? You said earlier, but he was the cop and scream. Which scream scream four or five and then they get married. Oh, okay. Well, he doesn't internalize that. He's like, yeah. I wonder why he goes by Wolverine then if his name is Logan. Well, because he's a badass. That's his cage name. Oh, but he had an army tag with it. No, you didn't. Hopefully she can take it, right? Oh, no. Bro, he's about to get expelled for sure. Was he even in the class? That's terrible. Oh, no. Are you good? Maybe because he can heal. It helped her. She like sucks the life out of people. Maybe she's sucking the life out of him. I don't know. Like. Oh, wait. So does this dude always wear glasses? Yeah, to just be unpredictable. Oh, he survived it. She'll be all right. Whenever a rogue touches someone, she takes their energy, their life force. Whoa. These abutants, she absorbs their gifts for a short while. In your case, your ability to heal. So she's intense. That's a strong ability. Don't fall for her, boys. That's the senator. I mean, that kind of proves the point, right? Politicians just walk on the wrong helicopter and boom, just like that. They're kidnapped. Oh, my God. That just gave me anxiety and scared me. He's like a stress ball or something. I don't know. Maybe when that magnetic field hit him, oh, I don't like looking at that. That's a scary face. Oh, you think maybe whatever that energy stuff was that altered his DNA? Maybe. Made him a mutant. Maybe better hope you can do that again. That is so cool. Oh, I love his costume right now. Oh, he changed a mince, one of them. I said change and turn at the same time. I don't know, man, that ain't going to convince me. That's just going to scare the hell out of me if I'm a citizen. Oh, he's stretchy. Oh, my gosh. It's okay. He's not going to get hurt. He's going to stretch. He hit the water and turned into like a flounder or something. I don't know. He backs off them. I feel like the pugs do me like that sometimes. I'm like, the jellyfish. Whoa. Is that a merman? Stans. Stans, right there. What a cameo that's on. I know. I didn't think we were going to get one. I had no idea. That was cool, guys. We were not expecting that. I know. I just got really excited about that. Good thing I'm so dang observant. No, I'm just kidding. Boyfriend is dramatic. Didn't seem furious. I think it'll be easier on your own. I think she was in Scream 3. I'm always wrong. That was a mistake. That bull girl. She's gone. Welcome, Professor. Welcome to Cerebro. This device amplifies my power, allowing me to locate mutants across great distances. Why don't you just use it to find Magneto? I've been trying, but he seems to have found some way to shield himself from it. Because he's freaking Magneto, man. Now if you'll excuse me, he's so proper. Don't we like the Professor, right? It looks like a giant VR room. It looks stressful. So that many people are mutants? Really? So it's like, omin. Maybe it's not that many people are mutants. Maybe she's just colored because she's... Omniscient. Mutant. She's at the train station. Logan, you can't leave the mansion. It's just the opportunity Magneto needs. And the reason she took off. Not actually. Store on Cyclops. Find her. See if you can talk to her. I like to store them. She's cool. Where's my motorcycle? Dane has stole his motorcycle? That's the reckless guy right there. He said, hails angels, boys. Oh my gosh. What if a sabertooth pops out in front of you? And I'm driving that? You're gonna crash, right? I'm gonna hopefully, like, jump it. I'm sorry about last night. Me too. I heard the Professor was mad at me. Who told you that? A boy at school. Which ones were you? I thought she killed him. Really? Yeah, cause I thought she had to kill him to take his identity. Okay. She can form into Professor. Okay. She's annoyingly, like, too good. You know what makes this concept so good, baby? What? No matter what the situation or no matter what the job calls for, you can design a mutant with just the right amount of powers to get the job done. Right. The first boy at school. He gone. He's like what? Poor thing. She's just trying to be a teenager. Aw. And she can't just get simple things like hugs. That would really suck for real. People that'll understand what you're going through. But I think this guy Xavier's one of them. He does. There's like a whole search party for you, ma'am. Give these geeks one more shot. They got enrolled together, didn't they? They came a long way in a short amount of time, didn't they? Come on. So rude. Scream for me. I was always speaking English. Who's climbing that wall back there? Oh, it's Toad. Oh, no. Oh, so if his glasses come off, he just starts. It's uncontrollable. See, they try to contain all their stuff. Yeah, but he don't. Yeah, he don't. And even though they tried to, look at all that destruction. She's still summoning Lightning right in the middle of a freaking train station. True. Dangerous. Toad man, Junior. He just gets disrespected a lot. The tiger, I mean the saber too? Yeah, the tiger. Not a train. Oh no, if all that's rattling, Magneto's nearby. Yo, he can fly? How? Dang. There must be a Wolverine. That remarkable metal doesn't run through your entire body, does it? No, sir. It really doesn't. Oh. Oh, so he can control the mess out of him. Ooh, I bet that hurts. Ah, don't be pulling on his... Who ever said I wanted you? Oh, he wants Rogue. Really? I cannot believe Gandalf of all people is doing this to someone else. You know what I'm saying? Gandalf's the best character. I don't think I've ever seen him be evil before. Me either, and I never want to see it. I don't know, man. I'm kind of digging it. Yeah, he's kind of good. Look at all the metal cars. Yeah, I could probably just bring them to him. That's gonna be a problem. Is he gonna drop them on him? And this is why we think we should register you guys. That's the second amendment. He took it away. Homo sapiens. Dang. They stood up to him like that? Wanna come out where I can see you, Charles? He don't want to. That's tough. Hmm, that's cool. He's psychic. No, he can't read your mind. You'll have to kill me, Charles. Let them pass that law, and they'll have you in chains with the number burned into your forehead. Oh, he's really against that, because he was in a... He was in a concentration camp, essentially. Yeah, I get it. I mean, don't get me wrong. I see where he's coming from. Uh-oh. Did he for real? Oh my gosh. You gotta press your luck, Charles. He really does have control. I think I can stop them all. Man, I bet you can. Why doesn't he back up? I mean, he's stuck. You have to make sacrifices. So they used to be buds, and then they kind of went on the opposite end of, like, a morality. Well... What about Charles? From Charles' perspective, he became radicalized. I mean, I wouldn't disagree. It seems a little crazy. It's a really hard concept, you guys. It would be, like, really sad either way. Because people can't help it. Right, because if I was psychic, I would just make you guys stop what you're doing, like, subscribe, turn on the notifications, and hit us up on Patreon. And yeah. Then I have an unfair disadvantage, right? Where are you going? I'm gonna find her. How? The traditional way. Look. Logan, you can't do this alone. Who's gonna help me? You? Then help us. Fight with us. Fight with you? Join the team? Be an ex-man? What the hell do you think you are? I got better things to do. You know Magneto's right. There's a war coming. Are you sure you're on the right side? At least I've chosen a side. Oh, that's the guy who washed up on the beach. Is that the senator? Right. And this is gonna be a real testament to Charles' character, because even though he's been spreading that blast from you about him, he's still gonna take him in and help him. Senator Kelly. Stand up, guy. I'm Professor Charles Xavier. Call it to the ones who did this to me. Right. They were bad ones. I want you to try and relax. I like this guy. This Charles. Magneto did it. He's walking? Oh, so he's walking in the telepathic thing. Confusing statement. But what kind of powers did he give him? Dang, so he basically gave him like cancer? Yeah, put him up in there. Yeah, that's tough. Yo, he leaked him in for real. What does he try and do, Slud? Just water? She's like, definitely not. She ran to go get a mop. You think that's dead? I think he transformed. Don't you think the news headlines would be going crazy if a senator got kidnapped? You would think, but I haven't seen him yet. Maybe the news cycle is just crazy in this world. Uh-oh. What happened? It just ejected him like that. He's dead? Is it? I'm sorry. Yeah, but there was no finality to that, though. I don't know. Oh, is she going to try? So he's alive. He has brain activity. Uh-huh. Let's go, Gene. Back up, Scott. So this must just be really dangerous. Oh, it must... That's fine. What's with my angel? Maybe she's going to, like, fight it. That's what I'm feeling. She's going to fight it and figure it out. You know she has a migraine. He's going to the Iron Islands. Oh, no. How does that big old dude sneak up on you, though? I know. I would hear him coming a mile away without them boots he has on. So fancy. Just, like, what the heck? If I had to be immune and I'd turn into a toad, I'd be sad. Right. I mean, there's so many things you could be. Some of them would be like the jackpot. Some would suck. I mean, it would be cool to be that lizard girl. Maybe. I don't know. Mine is, like, I would have to wear a bra with me. You know what I'm saying? You wouldn't want to walk around your titties out like that? Yeah. But, baby, you do that. Magnificent. I first saw her in 1949. America was going to be the land of tolerance. You are artifact, bro. Basically. What? Yes. There's no peace. Not here or anywhere else. Women and children, whole families destroyed simply because they were born different from those. But so was she, and you're going to kill her? Well, he's radical, though. He's willing to sacrifice for the greater good in his mind. He's just going to turn everybody into mutants. Of course. Your sacrifice will mean our survival. See? I'll understand if that comes in a strong constellation. Rude. Put it in the machine. Oh, no. What's this big bomb they got in the background? The big green thing? Liberty Island. Whoa. He doesn't know his machine kit. We could wipe out everyone in New York City. We can insert here at the George Washington Bridge. Come around the bank, just off of Manhattan. It's tough to be in New York. If they have anything they can pick up our jet, they deserve to catch us. I like New York. Don't get me wrong, guys, but I'd like to see these superheroes come on down to George every once in a while. They film it there. Well, yeah, but they make it take place in New York all the time. No, it's always just... New York is always getting attacked. Right. What do you prefer? Yellow spandex? Yeah. That's what you said. I'll be honest, man, that old Wolverine character looks a little goofy to me. Yeah, I never knew it was a Wolverine. Like, not on the thing about it. I seen, like, a cartoon and it had a weird box head. And it did not look like this guy. He had a mask on. You just thought it was Freddy Burger? No, I had no idea what that was. I thought it was that thing space goes. I bet no one knows what's on the box. I bet someone does, but... That's the Varsity team right there. Hopefully he has, like, really good control of them. Cover, please. Whoa. That's smart so they can fly incognito. Man, I'd be so suspicious of that weather, though. We're not alone. Once I give my power to the girl, I'll be temporarily weakened. You'll be my only defense. Opportunity. Let's get them. The one that they're rude to is the only defense. My prediction, saber-tooth, let them die. You call that a landing? They have some male tension. Is it because they're both competing over that girl or something? Yeah, but, like, this guy's just brand new. That's already his woman, kinda. Poor girl. I'm ready for my ankle to do that, you know what I'm saying? Why didn't his face go off, though? His little visor must be made of plastic or something. I don't know, but he wolf-flicked him off. Wolverine-flicked him off. No, she's not. She's like the little, like, fortnight Christmas tree that you turn into. Where? The bush. Oh my gosh, I don't know who's who. And she has their powers, too, so she has... She's the most dangerous, right? I mean, yeah. Do something that the only real delogan would do. He's in it. That was his tongue? There might be that little thing off Left 4 Dead, guys. Y'all ever played that game? There's, like, a thing on there that's called, like, Toad Tong or something, that'll grab you and suck you off somewhere. Suck you off? Not suck you off, guys, but it'll wrap you up with its tongue and drag you off. So you gotta, like, work with your team. What in the world? Whoa. Why was that the best part? Someone told me if a Toad licks it, you get a wart. Is that true? No, I used to have all kinds of warts when I was a kid. Ew. Did you get licked up by Toads? I had about four on my knee. Ew. I scraped them all off in one incident. It never came back. Okay, disgusting. Is that the real one? Because he did, oh, no. She's kind of tough, though. I like her. She's the coolest character in this thing to me. Because she's just so powerful. I think she likes my boy, though. Oh, don't kick him there. He gets mad, remember? Maybe the only thing he has is not made of metals as a junkie. And he's very protective over it, bro. I will be sweet. Dang. I'm just saying you're not maneuvering around like that with your boobies out. She's literally crazy, bro. Let's go storm. Never. Man, they are destroying that boy. Yeah, that gift shop is done. We're going to have to bill Charles. He understands. I'm hanging by the tongue. You think that hurts? Yeah, of course. Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? It gets electrocuted. What do you mean? The same thing that happens to everything else. Right. Except for saying it turns into glass. That was tough. Logan, is that you? The other one ain't far away. What the heck? I don't know who to trust. I know, but there's a problem. No, he didn't. Oh, she did. Nice. You tricked me. Man, she died a little easier and I thought she would. Dang. I had to walk to the sky like you're not part of the group. Whoops. My bad. Prove it. You're a dick. He kind of is like Iron Man. I heard that similarity before. Yeah, they're similar. I guess they're just franchise players, aren't they? What is it? Oh my gosh. Oh, man. And you, let's point those claws of yours in a safer direction. Stop doing them like that. Dang, twisting them up. Storm, fry them. That is jacked up. A bolt of lightning into a huge copper conductor. Great idea. I thought you lived at the school. Mystique. Mystique. No, the good senator survived his fall. He's become even more powerful than I could have imagined. He's dead. It's true. You sure you saw what you saw? They have no idea what's we're brewing like. They're just chilling. Why do none of you understand what I'm trying to do? They control our fate and the fate of every other mutant. Go full of shit. If you were really so righteous, it would be you and that thing. Yeah, he doesn't really care what you got to say, bro. He said bye. I'm just trying to figure out how he can fly. Maybe like magnets. Maybe like magnets? Yeah, maybe he has a metal belt and he just lifts it. Maybe. Did he just stab himself? I'm really not sure. I think he was like this. I think he just like stabbed through himself and cut the straps in the back. That hurts. That guy is so stupid. He didn't see that coming. I didn't see it coming. Really? That's like the one thing I think might could possibly happen. Bro, are they really fighting on top of this actually? No, be nice. Wait, can't she mess with him? No, I think that. She can get his powers. Yeah, but that's the whole point. She doesn't want to do that. He's putting her powers into her on purpose. Oh, I got this. She's blocking it. We're trying to block it. Okay, Wolverine. That man is out there trying to make the sandwich with the distinct name. Yeah. But he's just in danger. Why though? Open your eyes. No, trust me. No. Teamplay. Yo, he shot it out of his ass sideways. Is that someone's got it? Cyclops, can you hit it? The rings are moving too fast. Just shoot it. I'll kill her. Storm, can you get me up there? Yeah, that thing will explode and kill her. Then let me go. All right, do it. Gene, use your power. She's about to pick him up with a tornado? No way. There goes that picot's bill reference again. Oh, wait, he's weak right now. He's too weak to do anything about it. I was about to say, why doesn't he just flick him off? Is he about to just jump in there at the time he's right? There's no way. Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh. Oh, don't do it. Yo, how did he time that? Is he, I guess, Wolverine? Oh, he's weak though. He's weak, someone get him. Oh, this is about to hurt. This is a lot worse than sticking your fingers in the ceiling pan. They're bending? Her hair turned white. He's turning into rug the white. Oh, it's approaching. So this is happening in the torch of the Statue of Liberty. I knew it was us up there. Gene, I have a shot. I'm taking it. Shut it down. Let's go. But it might have got some aquatic animals. It might have killed that girl too, we haven't seen her yet. Because that thing is going to explode and chunks are going to hit her right inside the head. Possibly. Are you scared of the animals in the ocean? Yeah, no turning into something crazy. Oh yeah, like three headed sharks and stuff. Look, she got some money pieces. Oh, he's going to give her his healing power. So beautifully written guys, geez. Is it working? It has to. Maybe she's dead. I won't accept it. There we go. Oh, that might be amongst the worst, my girl. All of his wounds are opening back up. Oh, she's up, she's up. Blood pressure is dropping unconscious. That's pretty cool that he can revive her. You know when you give blood and they give you them nutter butters? That's what my man needs right now. Some nutter butters and some apple juice. It's the blue girl. Remember Wolverine stabbed her and she turned into a cop. Oh. So they're about to take her out like she's a cop but. He's a lizard. Yeah, she's a lizard people. Just kidding, I really don't know what she is. Shape shifter. Good job, Jean. He still has scratches though. Maybe he has an origin story of the scratches. Dang it, healed. What about Scott though? Scott's in the background like. Scott, it's like I did everything I could. There's an abandoned military compound with Alkali Lake in the Canadian rock is close to where we found you. Might find some answers. Thank you. So he's just a lost soul, man. Goodbye to them. I hope to draw support. I was about to say that man's dead. He's like, yeah, foosball. There's some things to take care of up north. I want you to go. There you go, sister. Walking out the door. Scott's bike. Sorry about your voice. It's her gift, Scott, right? Gifted youngsters. Scott was like a 2005 third baseman in the West's home. Like, he made the all-star thing. Why? Doesn't need to be waiting. I just thought he did pills or something. I'm feeling that someday they will pass that foolish law. So he's not dead. Why do you come here, Charles? Why do you ask questions to which you already know the answers? You're continuing search for hope. Oh, so he's visiting with him in jail. That's so nice. Plastic. His wheelchair wasn't made out of metal, was it? I don't think it was. There's plastic in there. Look at that prison, dude. That is a fence. They had to make something different for my needle. A plastic prison. All right, guys. That was X, man. Babe, what did you think about this movie? I thought it was interesting because the concept, honestly, like kind of what would you do if there was actually mutants out there? Like, how would you... What would you do in your everyday life? And it's a scary concept because they do look like us and they do act like us, but they're very capable of some very dangerous things. So morally, you're kind of left with, I don't really know what to do. And what did you think? Yo, man, I just know that reality as it is is already as complicated as it could possibly be. Just everything, man. When we're talking about like the Israel-Palestine war, everything from the Russia-Ukraine war, world history, social issues, reality is very complicated, man. Just when you think that things are common sense, when you think that you got it all figured out, there's so many different perspectives and there's just so many different variables that you can never take into account. And I'm just glad we do not have to live in a reality where we're talking about like mutant rights because, I mean, at the end of the day, it's just one of those things, no argument really wins if you're a mutant and you're discriminated against. That really sucks. That girl said she didn't even want to go to school because people were so scared of her and she couldn't even... I mean, you have kids. You want your kids to be able to go to school and just have a normal life, right? But at the end of the day, man, all it takes is one of these characters and boom, they go into school, they have a bad day and they blow the school up. One of them, word forbid, your son or daughter dates one of them and then they go out on a date and you know what I'm saying? He ends up in a coma because they kissed vice versa or something. That would suck, man. So I did think the movie was extremely interesting on that front, 100%. I like where the universe of this could go. You know what I'm saying? If that is an introductory to it, it's going to be very unique and I can't wait to see it. Right, right. There is so much politics to be had in this and you're right. You could really build a whole world off of this. So I'm excited to see where it goes to because... Absolutely. You know, this is like the beginning events that are probably going to set forth this whole entire... What? Seven. This is going to set forth like the whole entire events leading forward. So I'm sure like the politics of the future will be determined by the events that just happened on screen. Right. So this is probably going to be something eventful. Do you even talk about who the X-Men are? Which ones? Yeah, man. So go ahead, baby. Who is your favorite X-Men character? Okay, my favorite by costume was Storm. Storm was dope. I like Storm, but honestly, all I had to know that she could do was just conjure the weather. Right, yeah. Yeah, this is what she got. Yeah. And then I would have to say my second favorite would be Rogue or Wolverine. I don't know. Cyclops was alright. Yeah, Cyclops was born. I think he was meant to be like kind of like an alright character. He probably would prove himself eventually, but like, you know, I felt like he was supposed to be like the beta male in that male relationship. I guess that Cyclops is your favorite character, just how lying. You know what I'm saying? I'm just playing. I mean, maybe later on, but in this one he kind of was just like, you know, kind of there. Yeah. I mean, he had an important role to play. He was just kind of there. Love the concept though, man. So basically this guy who goes by the name of Magneto becomes very radical because he realizes that no matter what, there's always going to be a reality in which... Perfect casting with that. Sorry, I spoke... Yeah, that was great, wasn't it? That was perfect casting. It was, yeah. But he realizes that they're in a reality where they're never going to quite be accepted. He realizes that, man. He uses that to radicalize himself. And I guess his whole agenda is to basically, I guess spit in the face of people who are anti... anti-mutant. You know, he took quite a very... And if you don't like him, he's going to try to turn like the leaders of the world into them to accept it. Right, exactly. And then Charles has more of a, we're going to like be compassionate and more of like a Martin Luther King approach. Like, I'm going to accept you guys, and I'm going to teach you how to use it instead of, you know, be crazy about it. Like, use it in a malicious way. I'm going to teach you how to use it, you know, and control it. And so he founded something called Xavier School for Gifted Children, I believe is what it was called. Youngsters. Is that what it was? Youngsters. Right, and it's a place where all these young mutants can come and basically escape the outside world and just feel accepted and feel at home and really learn to harness and control their powers in a predictive way. That's a, you know, essentially going to serve them to be able to like blend into society, right? Mm-hmm. And so I think that's a wonderful thing, man. It gave me Avengers vibes. Yeah, it did. Because I felt like it was like they were at like, you know. They were the squad. Yeah, they were the squad. Like, it's kind of like he's just teaching them to like, you know, when Magneto decides he's going to do all this chaotic stuff that Magneto does. Right. They're going to be there to protect him. I really like how at the beginning of the story, man, Wolverine was in a cage fight, almost like Spider-Man was. Mm-hmm. And then once, that's funny. I guess these movies sort of came out around the same time. Yeah. In the same era. So that was really cool to see. Xavier has this school, man. Eventually Wolverine becomes a part of it and he realizes that it's a little better to be in a group than it is to be on your own. But eventually in the end of the movie, you did see that Wolverine eventually rode off by himself. Right. Because he's got his own personal. There was a lot to learn about Wolverine, you know. Right. Like he, it said he could only survive that surgery because he could like heal himself. Absolutely. So there's a lot to be told. I mean, obviously he's going somewhere maybe to figure out more about what he is going on or maybe to find someone. Well, the biggest elephant in the room is he doesn't know who done that surgery to him. So. He knows nothing about it. That's what he's trying to figure out. Yeah. So he's basically awesome. And they may, they mentioned in the movie that he could be even older than the professor and you saw him. Right. At least like pushing 80, right? Right. So man, he could be very old. So I'm assuming there's going to be a lot more to discover about Wolverine. Very interesting character. My prediction is, my prediction is he was during those times when they were experimenting. Like cat times? Yeah. Yeah. Two times. I feel like he was during those times and I feel like they injected him with that. A super soldier basically. Right. And I felt like they were going to use them to like attack. But I feel like maybe the Germans captured an American because he had a dog tag. Right. I don't know, man. That's just a prediction. Guys, I'd be really disappointed if we got out of here without mentioning. Obviously there's a reason that we're watching these movies. There's a reason they correlate. And I haven't seen that yet. So. I don't know the reason. Maybe stands in it. I don't know. Eventually, I guess these are going to tie in in some type of way. You know, once we move past the end game, that really did open up the whole multiverse part of Marvel. So, you know, obviously that this is going to blend in in some type of multiverse way. I don't know exactly what it's going to look like or anything. I honestly think and I could be wrong. Maybe Wanda is the next man. Because she is. She's a mutant. Oh, I know she's a mutant. And that's why I'm saying maybe that how it connects. Like Wanda somehow went through that school. Well, maybe Wanda wound up meeting up with Charles or Logan or whoever. Maybe one of them. And I'm excited for them. You know, maybe, maybe some of these care. Well, these movies were made so long ago. I don't know, guys. We can say here and predict things forever, but I'm no Nostra Thomas in case you guys didn't know. And I just really like the movie, man. It had that really old when this movie came out early 2000. 2000 on the dot. 2000 on the dot, I think. Yeah. So this had one of those 2000 vibes to it. You guys know what I'm talking about. I really appreciate films back then, man. I really appreciate how simple they are. Right. I mean, they're just very simple movies. You guys know what I'm saying. It definitely had that old school 2000s fill, which I really appreciate it. I appreciate that because as these movies go forward and they become more recent, you know, the whole fill of the movie prepared like this one prepared to the eighth movie we watched will feel so different. Right. It'll be cool to see that. Right. And these times always feel a little simpler, which in a way leads to like more nostalgia, I guess, because maybe life was simpler back when I was a kid. I don't really know. But anyways, guys, thank you so much for rocking with us, man. We got a long journey ahead of us. Shout out to the editor, man. Yeah, this is the very first video that he's been working with us. So good luck with this one. Sorry, we talk a lot. Right. If you guys appreciate the editing man, just like the video to show our editor that you guys like the work that he did. 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