 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the Bizarre Magic of Brian Rushdorff. The two biggest, hugest, tallest, strongest guys in the entire freaking room to join me up here on stage. I don't care who they are, you guys select them for yourselves. Holy crap. We'll do it with three board, four dudes. I didn't come out right. Alright, do my favorite guys. I want you to check this out and make sure it's exactly what it looks like. I'm going to tell you a secret that drives magicians nuts. Every time you ever see a magician escape from one of these. They're cheating. They use tricky, straight jackets that have a secret handle deep inside the sleeve. Reach all the way down. Reach all the way down to the bottom of the sleeve. Because in a tricky jacket, there will be a secret handle that you can hold on to for extra slack. Other versions might have like a velcro strap that could be pulled apart, or maybe a stretchy part that's spandex. Make sure it's all canvas and leather. Look good, do you guys? Just like the one Kirpster has at home. Alright, here we go. Straight jacket goes up from the front like so. You'll see there's three buckles at the back. Three of you guys reach over and start strapping those up. They work just like the belt buckles around your waist. Keep in mind that how impressive this is in a moment will depend entirely on how cool you guys are. So at all times, show absolutely no mercy, which that heavy bass needs us having any trouble with. For those of you guys... For those of you guys who, hold on there, somebody's excited, alright. For those of you guys who want... Whoa! Somebody's experienced. Let's go in order. Hang on there buddy, let's just hands off the crotch. Here we go, alright. You can buy tricky straight jackets from Magic Shops. This is not one of them. This one came from the Humane Restraint Company out of Madison, Wisconsin. They're the group's largest supplier of Humane Restraints. Their catalog is freaking terrifying. Do me a favor, what do you guys grab at the end of this side here? Make sure you grab the sleeve out of the strap. One of you on this side, pull apart. Let's get some tension here. Is it not a contest? Because I know who will win. Alright, on the count of three, you're going to cross over in front and meet at the back. You're going to go over top, you're going to go under by right arm, a little there, going through the cage. You got it? Yeah, correct. But please, somebody's grabbing me from my backside. How about you go away? Alright, ready? There you are. You're going to thread it through the steel grommet on the left arm. Hold on. You got to thread it before you start yanking me. Otherwise, you just yank it in front. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Once that's threaded through, you got to thread it through, there we go. Once it's threaded through, I mean it. You guys all work together to pull that thing to the tightest notch. Take the... Whoa, we're at a high elevation. It's fine, it's my crotch. Wow, just dive in. Alright, thread that through, thread it through, and then like, not give instructions before. Alright, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Once you do have it threaded through, pull straight down to the ground as far as it will go. It feels like a thong. I mean, I would imagine that's what a thong would feel like. The machine straight jackets, they're outlawed in 26 to 50 states for being cruel and inhumane. Pretty sure we just found out why. At the turn of the century, Houdini set the standard for straight jacket escapes by escaping from a real straight jacket in two minutes and seven seconds tonight. I'm going to try to beat that record and escape it under a flat two minutes. If I fail, I will refuse any payment or compensation for this entire weekend's visit. Which obviously impresses none of you. I'm just like, hang on the other side. That's too much. Man, it's too escape under a flat two minutes. Each of you guys leave to your feet yelling and screaming, making more noise than I've ever heard of my entire life so that for one awesome moment I can bask in the loudest ovation I've ever received. And here's the thing. I can't see the clock behind me while I escape. So you guys have to shout out the time remaining every 10 seconds when that clock shows one minute and 50 seconds. You will all say, right. When it says one third. Are you guys ready? I mean, are you ready? Let's try that again. Are you guys ready? It's set! The miracle of childbirth. I'll see you guys outside. Have a great one.